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HOLY SMOKE is a high-energy, talented (if you're really drunk), fun, tight, fun, versatile, fun, entertaining (if you're really drunk), fun, less-filling, (did I mention "fun?") great-tasting (although we don't claim to have great taste), high-fiber, low cholesterol (hopefully), low-calorie, extra-crispy, fat-free, (uh huh) all-natural, new-and-improved, alcohol-free (just kidding), vitamin enriched, low carb, fun, hard-rock dance band from southeastern Pennsylvania which is made ENTIRELY without M.S.G.!!

We have been performing at southeastern PA clubs and private parties for about 19 years now, with the band consisting of two original members, one guy who joins us, quits, gets fired, and re-joins us on a regular basis, and one guy that was foolish enough to come along for the bumpy ride. The current lineup has been performing together for over 9 years (except for that one guy who has lasted almost eight weeks).

Once you have seen a HOLY SMOKE show, we're sure you will agree that we are the best band you are seeing at that time on that night.