Omagh C.B.S. Formal 2002 | |||||
At about 7 o'clock on tuesday the 29th of october 2002 about 150 raucous hooligans and lovely ladies, descended on the hill grove in Monaghan for the Dionysate that was the Omagh CBS foraml 2002. Heres the Story in words and hopefully some day soon pictures of that night: | |||||
SPOT PRIZES The following spot prizes were awarded on the night ( * sign indicates presence of heavy irony): Stud of the Year* - A extremely cool leather jacket I think this one explains its self Nominees : Eamon Laird, Barry Baxter, Darren "Dozy" McSorley Winner: Eamon Laird Ginge of the Year - A pack of Jaffa Cakes For the finest head of "strawberry blond" (- Eamon Laird) hair Nominees : Kevin Forde, Paul (F)Lowry, Simon Winters Winner: Kevin Forde The "Hi Sur!" Award - A pair of wellies For the Rancher of the Year Nominees : Martin Duffy, Stephen King, Barry Daly Winner: Stephen King Best Foriegn Import - A 4 pack of a certain brand of Australian beer For the best immigrant/ refugee. Nominees : Liam Mills , Mr X. Prigent, Chris Mullan Winner : Chris Mullan The Sleaze Award - A lovely calendar featuring several comely young ladies For the Sleaziest guy in the year Nominees : John Gallagher, Paddy Killoran, Doyle Winner : Doyle The Bad Hairday Award - A bottle of a certain brand of mens hair dye The worst haircut of the year Nominees : Ciaran "Jeff" McNamee, Eamon "The stud" Laird, Barry "Badger" McLaughlin Winner : Barry " Badger" McLaughlin The Little Miss Sunshine Award* - A smily face clock For the person of the year who brings a smile onto all our faces Nominees: William Devine, Joe McQuaid, Hugh "Mo" McNulty Winner: Joe McQuaid Alco Of The Year - A bottle of a popular brand of american whiskey For the heaviest drinkers of the year Nominees : Ciaran "Jeff" McNamee, Brendan McDevitt, Kevin McSorley Winner: A 3 way tie!!! (they still only got one bottle between them) Hairy Bastard Award - A lovely blond wig For the most ape like member of the year Nominees : Gerry Taggart, David Moohan, Gareth "Frank" McCullagh Winner : Gareth "Frank" McCullagh Prom King* - A royal crown, scepter and robe For the most regal man at the evening, and coincidently in the world Winner: (No need for nominees here. Only one winner was clear from the start) CATHAL "THE LEGEND" LYNCH |