My Ideas for TV shows!!!
Any attemts to steal these ideas will be met with extreme violence, in the form of  my evil army of flying chimps!!
Chumps, Champs and Chimps
Every week, a team of four chumps e.g. the spice girls take on a team of four champs, e.g. the A-Team, in a variety of chimp related challenges e.g. Eating bananas, eating parasites from one anothers hair, being cheeky e.t.c. The winner is decided by a panel of chimps.
Tony's Teatime challenge
Screened everyday at Tea time. Two celebreties e.g.The Chuckle Brothers, Tom Cruise e.t.c. each day manage a team of chimps to compete against each other, for fantabulous prizes. Presented by Tony Robinson
Karl and Ludwig
A sitcom situated in 18th century Vienna.
After the death of his brother, old aged, deaf composer Ludwig must adopt his teenage nephew, Karl, who is, of course, extremely cheeky. Every week Karl tries to kill himself much to the dismay of Ludwig, with hilarious consequenses.
You've been framed......FOR MURDER
Presented by Mike Reid. An innocent member of the public, nominated by his "friends" and family wakes up one morning only to be arrested for murder thanks to our anonymous tip off and evidence that we planted in his house and at an actual murder scene.We then laugh as the innocent and confused victim is put through 24 hours of physical and mental agony until we reveal the game, with hilarious consequeces.
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Bombs, Bush and Bullshit
A hilarious sitcom in which Tony Blair, Robert Mugabi and Osama Bin Laden all live together in a flat with their landlord George dubya bush. Every week, Osama tries to blow up the neighbours, while Robert cheats in an election. Tony then has to make up a pile of bullshit lies to explain it to George, with hilarious consequences.
Big Chimp
The show featuring Darius of pop idol/ popstars fame inside the big brother house along with 10 chimpanzees. What Darius doesn't know is that the chimps have all had their dinners laced with speed and have been provided with an array of sharp objects. We then watch the hilarious consequences on hidden cameras. Commentary by Murray Walker.
The Crime Watch Review
The show where Rowan Atkinson and a celebrity panel watch CCTV footage of a whole host of various crimes and rate them on various factors, such as cheekiness, daring, cunning, planning and use of chimpanzees and other primates. 
Saved By The Bell - X-rated
After hours the saved by the bell crew get a little wild. The only moral dilemna they face is "Buckfast or Absinthe?". All your favourite characters are here and they all are getting drunk, violent and naked. More sex!! More violence!! More Screech!!! Mr. Belding is totally going to freak!!!
Parcel Force
An action drama, similar to the A-team, about an ex-special forces soldiers who became  postmen after 'nam. They now are selected to deliver parcels to the most dangerous of locations across the globe using deadly force to ensure their safe delivery. Starring Jeremy Spake, Ronnie Corbett, Johnny Rotten and Lemarr from fame acadamy.
History thieves
A series of documentaries, presented by Adam Hart-Davis where he delves into history to study thieving technology throughout the ages. He and his team of archeologists then attempt to use these historical thievery techniques on a local post office while in period costume.
Celebrity Gorrilla Warfare
The action packed docusoap, where a crack team of celebrities, such as Mellisa Joan Hart, Kenneth Branagh and Jimmy Tarbuck, are sent into an abandoned tire yard in order to train a family of gorrillas to kill the resident team of expert astrophysics lecturers. Commentary by Gabby Yorath.
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