Dean Chuang (yes, he's Asian)
Dean's an awesome guy. Really. He's almost as smart as me, and he's hardly condescending. He can even fake being nice to a girl, so you can fake things with him, too, if you know what I mean.
I've known Dean personally since elementary school, and he's always been looking for the right girl. Today, his "ideal woman," i.e. "sex goddess" must have at least 3 of the 4 normal ligaments, and nothing extra downstairs. If you fit this description, and I'm betting at least half of you do, just leave a message in the guestbook. He'll get to you.
Another good thing about Dean, is that he is Taiwanese, and got accepted to some great colleges. I forget which ones, but he's looking to be "prepped" before he commences his undergraduate studies. He plays an instrument, too. Violin comes to mind?
One more thing, don't call him "Chang." He might hit you. Hard. |
