Max:  I want you girls to know if it wasnt for this man here, I'd be standing here dead.

Johnny:  You just put your pickle on everyones plate college boy and leave the hard stuff to me!

Neil:  Baby, dont worry, if your parents think your with me they'll be the happiest parents at Kellermans.  I'd hate to say it but I'm known as the catch of the County.  Last week I took a girl away from Jamie, the lifeguard and he says to her in front of me, 'what does he have that I dont have?' and she says, 2 hotels!

Penny:  Go back to your playpen...Baby.

Johnny:  Nobody puts Baby in a corner!