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| Elrond: Now I want you to sit here and think about what you did! Giving away your pretty necklace! I wanted to borrow thar for tonight's drag competition! I'll never win with just this dress!! Arwen: (whining, of course) But Daaaaaaaaaady!! [[[MADE ME FRIEND! Same 1 who did the Eowyn/aragaon/horse one]] |
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| But Mr. Frodo! I though you said you were on The Pill! |
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| Sam: But Mr. Frodo! You said you were on The Pill!! Frodo: No I didn't! Oh s***! I can't be pregnat AND destroy this Ring! |
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| Frodo: Who knew giving birth was so painful? Sam: Frodo's mine...My own...My preciousss.... |