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  1. How... ?
  2. Where do I find ... ?                           
  3. Why ... ?
  4. Who is ... ?
  5. What is ... ?
  6. When is ... ? 

 


How... ?

- are you ? I'm fine...

- much do you weight ? Hmm.. I think not much...

- much money do you spend a week ? What's money???

- many girlfriends do you have ? About hmm...none..

- lucky are you ? I'm so lucky that if I fall..I always land on my face..

- do you look like ? Like A person..

- smart are you ? Uuh..2 ??

- many children do you have ? I have children ????

- good is your English ? Yes!

- long is a chinese ? I know...

Back

 


Where do I find... ?

- your house ? You go right, then left and if you see any people you go left and...

- you ? Here..

- your pictures? On mah site..

- your lifestory ? Hmm... Yess!

- any money ? The bank..?

- such a great Kid like you ? Mah bedroom..!

Back where I started

 


Why... ?

- can't you talk serious ? Becuzz..

- do you smell ? Those are you feet...

- don't you give me your number ? Do you even got a phone..?

- don't you have a gurl ? I don't know..?

- don't you have any feelings ? Auch!

- do you've got a bump on your nose ? Uuhm...yeah why?

- do you live in Holland ? Because the weathers' great (NOT)

Backa!

 


Who is... ?

- that gurl ? Where???

- that guy ? Ooh him...don't know.

- your father ? Papa...

- your mother ? Mama..

- your sister ? Aahh..zus.?

 

ReturN

What is... ?

- that ? Don't know

- your age ? Like still 6Teen..

- the size of your foot ? Large..

- the size of your d*ck ? X-tra Large...

- the size of your nose ? empire state building...

- your scariest movie ? Annie..?

- favorite movie ? Okay..Forrest Gump

- favorite moviestar ? "president" Clinton...

I'll be Back!

 


When is... ?

- your birthday ? Octobre 8....

- your site finished ? Tomorrow..

- mah birthday ? the next Millennium

Backa!

 


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