| AJ Quotes |
| Am I gorgeous? And Howie, Sweet D. Tell me: how sweet is he girls? And then there's AJ. What kinda nickname is Bone! If my daughter brought home a guy named Bone I'd kick him out 'cause it sounds like sexual activity to me! And then we sacrafice a chicken! Brian, married man. Ball and chain, ball and chain... And what the hell kinda name is B-Rok!? Who the hell wants to be a rock anyways! All you do is kick it and shit on it! Close your eyes and imagine me beside you... absolutely naked! Does it matter which leg I'm on? Except when I'm asleep - then I'm naked. Girls are like diamonds - at first they're rough on the edges, but once they are polished and smoothed, they are beautiful. He's still got too many damn bags... way too many damn bags. Hey, I beeped... and they felt me up with that little thing... it was good. I almost lost my pants on stage. I don't know who the hell's ears you have, I don't really know any, is Bruce Lee Japanese? I dropped my shorts once while I was swimming... It was really embarrassing. There were lots of girls in the pool, one more beautiful than the other. I fiddle with my jeans all the time now. If I ever had a plastic surgery I'd change my nose. I hate it because it' too big. I'd need a super-sedative tough! If I fall in love with a girl, I'd write her a poem - right away! If you can say butt ugly... you're right. I get all the thongs. I had my hair dyed and fried, and then I permed it and it went BOOSH! I like Nick's butt. I like to dress myself like I like and tell what I think. I wanna be myself. I like to wear polaroid. I look like Elvis. I'm assuming something blew up. I'm a good reckless driver. I'm gonna be buried with a phone next to my head. I'm not good at secrets, so don't tell me any! I'm too sexy for this bra! I never gave a kiss in a fans' mouth. I only can kiss them in their faces. In the beginning, it was all this puppet crap, like management saying, 'No facial hair, no earrings, no girlfriends. If you do have one, you don't say you do.' I think the fans actually gained more respect for us being honest. I pray to God I get inside a girl's head one day and see what in the WORLD are they thinking? It's a bathtub that flies. I used to smoke and that calmed me but I quit cause it wasn't worth ruining my voice. I wasn't prepared... they don't brief me. Jesus Howie. Kevin just called me a dildo. Look the toilet is like a reclineable chair! Love is a sensation caused by temptation. A guy sticks his location in a girls destination to increase the population of the future generation, do you get my explanation or do you need a demonstration? Music is love, love is music, music is my life, and I love my life, thank you and goodnight. Nick's a punkass! But how much Kaos can he really cause? But wait, he's almost 21 - single and legal! No one is a virgin, life screws us all. Red stands for 3 things: love, life and sex! Sex isn't the answer. Sex is the question and the answer is yes. Somenthing smells kinda funny and it's not me! That thing flushes forever. The sex was so good even the neighbours had a cigarette. The way I drive is like a roller coaster. To all the fans in Germany... I'm still alive, but I can't have kids anymore. To me people are beautiful inside and out. Usually girls have a really sensitive side, so you can go mushy on them. We gotta assume the position... What's up with those fricking eyebrows? Ever heard of tweezers Kevin! Pluck, pluck, pluck! Why do I get all the nasty questions? Why do men have nipples? For women to kiss! Yeah I know I'm a man. I'm sorry. Yeah, Nick, puff the magic dragon. |