Have you ever dreamed of being a pirate? Perhaps being attacked by small mammals? Maybe even marrying a waffle? Then you should join us, TBT (The Bobsey Twins...for all you stupid people), in our quest to conquer the world... ok, maybe just to take over a small chain of businesses near Rhode Island. OH WAIT, NEVERMIND...we'll probably just blow you off like all of our old friends from middle school, so TOO BAD SUCKAS! Take your shoes off, enjoy our site, and oh yeah...word to ya motha.

Who are these cool kids named Shari & Niki?

The Mormon

Bonnie The Scot

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JCC will come, you better believe it.