Former Dancer Slighted With Vegas Souvenirs

by Renee Abeln

    Renee Abeln, sister of Molly Wortham and friend to Katy Beem, may not have been able to accompany the heartland hotties on their trip to the neon mecca, but she hasn’t been left out of the experience entirely. In lieu of actually getting to go on the fun-filled extravaganza, she received several trinkets from Wortham and Beem.

‘Well, if you ask Molly and Katy why I didn’t come with them to Las Vegas, they’re gonna say it was because I couldn’t come, that I had to work, I was in another country or whatever. But the truth is, they never asked. I’m pretty sure it’s because they decided I wasn’t hot enough.’

Wortham, Beem and Abeln are better known as the Jeff Engeman Dancers, (formerly the Lincoln T. Abeln Dancers) and wowed the HIA members at last year’s Miss Europa Disco Dancer Hot Party. Since then, relations between the three women have cooled.

‘I don’t know what’s changed since then. Evidently I was hot enough to participate in the Miss Europa Disco Dancer Hot Party - you only need to look at the ‘Charlie’s Angels’ themed pictures to see that. Now they treat me like Bosley!’

Abeln is seeking legal advice on the matter. Wortham and Beem were unavailable for comment.