Chris: oh yeah i forgot, you're miss POPULARITY
...go buy your fancy clothes and brush your teeth, you bitch
...yeah the side that brushes her teeth and showers
....'look at me, im clean and don't smell bad, and aren't addicted to steroids'
...'look at me, im not a serial killer'

Janine: oooo, bad marissa came out to play

Me: what makes me different from matt? Peter: ummmmmmmmmmmm......parts?

Peter: the first morning i got back from college, i was wearing underwear ...i went looking for my bathrobe but all i could find was a cape ...i got cold so i put on this hat with horns ....then i got locked out of my house
Me: i typed in china on ebay cause i wanted to make a bid for the country but no such luck

Tom: I have the tried and true method to make people stop touching you. Stab their eyes out :-)