Welcome to Hellz Profile. Home of *|KLK|*. Once again, I am not Canadian but from now on, I'll claim to be.
*UPDATE* April 15, 2004. 12:12 AM
Amazing. This site has gone over the 500 mark. Whao. The last time I was here, it was barely 300. Ironically, only one person has left a guestbook comment. So whats with the out of nowhere update? Well since no one subscribes to the site's updates (there isn't one anyway) I decided not to care. I figured no one gave a shit about this site anyway. Recently, a The Mars Volta fan from the Comatorium board IMed me out of nowhere telling me my site kicks ass. Then Jay made me re-read my articles. So I wanted just to update a few things. This is just temporary. I wont update anything until I get a new site design. Anyway, check out the "inane bullshit" cause thats all I'm going to update. Bye.
*UPDATE* October 24, 2003. 06:57 PM
Hey, new song on this page. That's all. Removed the Radiohead one. Sorry Adam, it ain't the SCARYVOICEMAN one, but I was lazy and didnt feel like editing it. I probably won't be updating for the longest time, so don't expect to see anything much the next couple of months. Sadly, the graphical "Inane Bullshit" will just have to wait. Yeah, life's a bitch at times. Go view Xangas or something while I'm gone. I don't care what the hell anyone wants to do with their lives as of now.
*UPDATE* October 14, 2003. 07:41 PM
It has been almost a month since my last "Inane Bullshit" so I've created a new one. It's a graphical one and it has it's own page because its just that good. Anyway, I know it may kind of suck, so I'll make another graphical one next time. In the mean time, go check it out and laugh at me. But, ITS IN THE MATRIX EFFECT SO ALL BOW DOWN NOW.
*UPDATE* October 03, 2003. 07:32 PM
NEW FUCKING SONG ON THE FRONT PAGE AND TWO NEW KRISTIN KREUK PICTURES BELOW!!! WHOOT THE FUCK WHOOTIEOS!!!.... That's all, stupid kids.
*UPDATE* September 18, 2003. 07:13 PM
Since I was pressured, I've created another article in the only place where the word "article" would be relevant. That's right, "Inane Bullshit". Lots of people didn't like the last one. It's supposed to have an ironic side to it, dumbasses. Whee? |