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Boil Anger |
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| Pop's Best Star/Slut EVER! |
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Welcome to Boil Anger, my parody pop slut site! Check out the lyrics, pics, and other hot things. Sign the guestbook while you're here, too! Just make sure you have fun. If not, then go and stay away. I'm sure you have better things to do with your time anyway. I got Alyssa's mom's parental consent before using her pic and likeness, too. Did anyone else notice my name without an H spells "Eat her?" It's a sign (that my parents are perverts).
Peace out!
Boil Anger |
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Boil Anger's Hot Links: |
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Int. 1 |
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To find out the latest on Boil Anger, click here! |
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Int. 2 |
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| Anger Boils Song Lyrics |
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Int. 3 |
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Boil Anger Pro Pics |
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| Anger Boils Lyrics 2 |
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Meet Alyss Alyss!
Record companies started signing young singers via nepotism younger and younger, so we swapped up the youngest yet. Meet Alyss Alyss, who's not pre-teen but pre-school! Jive wanted her first, but Mommy Boil said no way - Craplantic was where Mommy had pull so her daughter wouldn't be over-worked, under-paid, and pass out from heat exhaustion during rehearsals.
Aaron Carter's the prince of pop, but Alyssa's the princess of the playground and will rule the pop world! |
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| "Boil's Still Here" Promotion |
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| Boil's Still Here |
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| Brunette Ambition Lyrics |
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| Brunette Ambition Lyrics 2 |
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| Magazine Covers and Interviews |
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| More Mag Covers and Interviews |
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View My Guestbook
Sign My Guestbook
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Boil Anger was born Heather Boilanger, and she's a professional punk ass. Her favorite singers include Mariah Carey, Madonna, George Michael, and Christina Aguilera.. Her favorite groups are No Doubt, Backstreet Boys, and Wham!
She was inundated with tons of new pop sluts with little clothing and even less talent, so she decided to make a parody pop site. Although her last name is now Boilanger-Dean, she split just her original last name to parodize her least fav pop slut. |
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Boil Anger's Boiling Hot Facts
Fav color: Red
Fav NFL team: SF 49'ers
Fav NBA team: Sac Kings
Fav MLB team: Oakland A's
Fav NCAA team: Indiana University Hoosiers (her alma mater)
Fav parent: her dad
Fav food: It changes daily, but she prefers when guys eat her.
Fav ice cream: She prefers to use ice cubes for that. That's why her name is "eat her" without the H. |
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Left: I was 4 and telling people to kiss my ass.
Right: My husband was 27 and telling them the same thing. |
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Note: This site is a complete parody. The real Heather Boilanger is me, and I use my pictures to make fun of other singers aka pop sluts by using myself as a model for the fake next big thing. The quotes are fake (I wouldn't say them in real life - only on this site because they're arrogant and/or false), and so are the songs. I wrote 100% of the crap on this site. Any similarities between any characters on this page and any people, living or dead, is purely coincidental. (I'm not as dumb as you think - I'm not going to get sued!)Enjoy! |
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