I know why you're here, and so do you. So, let's get on with it already! Sheesh, you think I have all fuckin' day to wait around?

Do you really think a pathetic piggy like you has a chance with a girl like Me without paying for it? HAHAHAHAHA! If you want My attention then you better empty your wallet into My accounts. Don't worry, all your money will be well spent and donated to My favorite cause.. ME!

All week you work, you sweat, you stress and grovel. Why? So that you can give all that hard earned cash to Me of course! I know you need Me to acknowledge you exist. I know you'll give anything to keep Me happy. I think you ought to get a second job just to keep Me in the life of luxury that I'm used to.

Little dumdum's like you need a beautiful, selfish, decadent, demanding Princess to keep them in line. I know you crave to give Me your soul and have Me use and abuse it to My little heart's contentment. I know that you want to be humiliated in front of My friends when I tell them what a dumdum you are. Can you hear our laughter ringing in your ears?

Does it get you all hot to know you're going to be a little cuckold bitch for Me? I'll let you take care of Me and then I'll fuck other men and leave you to play with that tiny worm between your legs like the pathetic wimp you are. While you cry yourself to sleep I'll be laughing all the way to the bank. At least you'll know you're finally worth something to Someone.

I'll call you My personal piggy slave when you join My "100 Plus Club". Members of this exclusive club get to see Me on yahoo video chat once a week and get the priviledge of corresponding with Me by email. They also get to see the things I've wasted away all their money on.

I've waited long enough, it's time for the financial castration to begin. There's shopping to be done, money to be blown, and My decadence to spoil and indulge. Pay your tax to My Kingdom NOW!