1) Now Peddiddle was raised up a Prophet of Mota, Elucelom, Nortcele, and the Lord Roscoe and he almost hearkened to the words of Poopy Panda.

2) And the word of Poopy Panda came to Peddiddle saying, " Arise Up and go the Park in front of the Library and Preach to the Masses there.

3)But Peddiddle went instead to the Great lake called Cedar where he took a boat to Tar Slush.

4) And Mota raised a big storm and all the sailors sailing with their model sailboarts cried out, each to his or her god saying, "save us from this great storm filled with bluster and lightning!"

5) But Peddiddle was fast asleep in the hold of the boat and on the bench and so they cried unto him, Prey now to thy God to save us from this storm.

6) But the storm became even mightier and the sailors agreed to draw lots. So each man or woman got out his or her pencil and paper and started to draw a lot.

7) Now it was raining cats and dogs and the cats and dogs grabbed up the drawings and ran away with them.

8)Then the Captain said," Throw Peddiddle into the lake for a sacrifice so as to pacify the Storm God.

9) And so. The sailors grabbed up Peddiddle from the Bench and Threw him into the lake and made a mighty spash.

Chapter 2

1) Now Peddidle sank deeper and deeper into the Lake called Cedar and thought he might drown and called out to Poopy Panda.

2> Now Mota sent a Big Box Turtle which grabbed up Peddiddle and took him on a big ride to Tar Slush. And this is a registered Miracle of Mota, helping Mota fill the Quota.

3) And now the Voice of Poopy Panda came again to Peddiddle saying," Watsah Mattah You? Arise Up and go the Park in front of the Library and Preach to the Masses there. And Don't go somewhere else!

4)Now Peddiddle hearkend to the voice of Poopy Panda , This time.

5)And in the park Peddiddle saw the Preacher of a a false religion full of Gobolty Gook

6) And Peddiddle gathered together all of the assembled and Preached the True Gods and the Gungle and the people followed him on a great procession.

Chapter 3

1) Now Peddiddle was gathered with his followers and friends by the great lake called Cedar and he spake saying, " Poopy Panda Rains High in the Land."

2) And Poopy Panda spake to Peddiddle saying, " Go ye and return ye not until ye hast many many Wheaties Box Tops."

3) And so, Peddiddle went to the city of Wagner and unto the street called Madison Avenue and saw those who had Breifcases and Blue Swede Shoes and spake saying," Give Me Your Boxtops!"

4) And the People of the Madison Avenue spake to Peddiddle saying, " We will do all that ye wisheth us to do, notwithstanding, trounceth not upon our Blue Swede Shoes."

5) And so, the People of the Madison Avenue with the Blue Swede Shoes brought many many Wheaties Box Tops and piled them upon the sidewalk, the bulk of them, until the pile grew to be 23 Cubits long and 47 Cubits wide and 17 Cubits high.

6) Then the Peddiddle and his loyal followers gathered up all the Wheaties Box Tops and took them in a Great Procession with Singing and Shouting, and with floats made from crepe paper, and the Rutgers University Marching Band, to the shores of the great lake called Cedar where there was a temple to Mota (in Those Days).

7) And Peddiddle sent away for Itching Powder (One ounce to a Box Top) and for Mother Fletcher's Rubber Meatballs ( More Bounce to the Ounce) and for the Handy Dandy Pocket Dis-Com-Bobulator ( one to a Box Top).