Welcome to "Hating the Hiltons," a site dedicated to making fun of two of New York City's most worthless socialites, Nicky and Paris Hilton.
Please take note that this site hasn't been updated since the infamous "sex tape", i.e. that sorry excuse for pornography that actually scratched my cornea in several places, surfaced. I highly doubt it will be updated again because I only have so much time I want to devote to making fun of uneducated, useless, cuntish wastes of space like Paris and Nicky Hilton. And don't e-mail me about "stealing" your pictures - if you didn't physically take the actual picture with your very own camera, it is not "yours"...and if you don't put any anti-download protection on it...well, now it's MINE.