Within these pages, you will be exposed to many shocking half-truths, gritty rumors, flagrant falsehoods, blatent lies, and some stuff we made up pertaining to the creator of all evil: Tom Hanks. It is our hope to expose his dastardly demonic inner cream filling to you, the blisfully ignorant cattle. We expect no praise. We seek no sexual rewards. Our sect is driven purely by love for the hatred of Tom Hanks. Chew on that, meatball. Enough rant. Time for slander.

Enter the I Hate Tom Hanks Club