Wanted: Savior of Patalone Island

We at Patalone Island had a problem. The Liberon National Army was continuing its expansionist march across the South Pacific. First to fall victim was Lord Kimbote Island. Then it was Great Mutato Island. Would Patalone Island be next? If Patalone Island fell, what what be next...Raratonga, Fiji, Hawaii, New Zealand, Australia...? Yet not one world superpower would step in to stop the aggression. No one else can help (at least no one was willing to help). Not the United States, not the United Nations, not even Richard Branson. We sought the one man who we knew would help. If only we could find him.