Now showing on all 4,213 screens of
Hasenji's Megacorp Multiplex
Cinema Odeon Theatre
(a wholly-owned subsidiary of Hasenjico, in partnership with Microsoft, the Central Intelligence Agency, and the Mormon Tabernacle Choir)
"Disco Inferno"
The real story behind 'Saturday Night Fever' . . .
OS Ken wasn't alway a star, you know -- yes, before his breakthrough role in "The Adventures of D'Artagnan, before his appearance in the underground indie classic "Desire Among the Dandelions", our plastic hunka burnin' love was hard-pressed to find any kind of work. Sure, there were the voiceovers for Bertha's Kitty Boutique, and the uncredited public service spots for the Ketchup Advisory Board
-- but nothing that truly satisfied his artistic yearnings, nothing that stretched his talent, that pushed him to his creative limits. Perhaps the answer, Ken thought, was to travel abroad, to study under the great acting masters of Europe . . .
But Ken soon discovered that the life of an itinerant acting student was not an easy one, and one day he found himself in a working-class suburb of Paris, unemployed, footsore, and hungry -- he might have given up his dream and gone home at that point, if it weren't for a kindly grey-haired gentleman who offered Ken a job driving a zamboni at his ice rink . . .