The Utensil Drawer: The home of Lex 'Spork' Tenou's fan and original fiction


UNDER HEAVY CONSTRUCTION! HEED ALL WARNINGS!

Welcome to Ramblings. On the following pages are multiple stories, all written by myself. Some are collaborations, some are merely the diseased products of my mind, but all are 100% queer.

Some of these stories have been found offensive on more than one occassion. These stories are here because I want them here. If you happen to read them and enjoy them. fantastic. If you find these offensive, that's too bad. I'm not changing to please *you*. I won't do it for my mother or my wife, what makes you think you're so special?


All stories on this page deal with either lesbianism, queerness, gender experimentation or all of the above. Some are erotic. Some are not. All involve two people who were born female, even though a couple would not refer to themselves that way.


All stories on this site are finished stories. All in progress fics are festering on my hard drive. If you are a beta reader, email me and we'll see if you have a sufficent grasp of the English language to be a proofreader. If you do not have enough respect for the English language to properly use punctuation and spelling, I will not consider your request.


Warnings!


The world is not a pretty place. People suck. Other people think they should be shielded from reality. As such, here are the warnings. More warnings are included in each story.


  1. Violence (against women, inanimate objects, against self)
  2. Romance between consenting adults of the same gender
  3. Same sexed people getting their groove on, rather explicitly, without protection. Do not do this. Use saran wrap, a cut open condom, but do not have unprotected sex.
  4. Butch/femme couples and interaction. If you do not like this, go somewhere else.
  5. Gender experimentation. People who were naturally born women who are not comfortable in the stiffly starched paper dress soceity wishes them to live in, and the women who love them, next time on Jerry!
  6. People who do not belong to me. I make no claim upon them, will return them to their proper place as soon as I'm done playing with them. I make NO PROFIT off of these stories. You hear? No money! NONE!
  7. Naughty, dirty language. Every other word doesn't need to be bleeped, but people are by nature potty mouths, in my experience.
  8. To quote the MPAA "Adult Situations". If you are too young to know what that means, you are too young to read these stories.
  9. References to popular culture, either as a reference point or to make fun of it.
  10. References to the Columbine High School shooting. For reasons why, reference this page. Before asking any questions, read that page first. No exceptions.


These stories are *not* for everyone. Especially not children. I do not let my little sisters read this, and they are already having sex. Or, at least, they've gotten past first base.


Consider yourselves warned. I refuse to take any responsibility if you proceed past this page, as you *know* what you are getting into.


I worked long and hard on my stories. Do not remove them without my permission, unless you're adding them to your personal library of slash. Reviewers may use passages. Archivers, please ask first.



Original Fiction
Haruka/Michiru
Uber-Xena/Uber-Gabrielle
C.S.I. - Catherine/Sara
Popular - Brooke/Sam


Rating system is based on the MPAA's rating for movies and my personal views.
G: All ages and types. Nothing objectionable.
PG: Recommended parental preview. Young children might object to certain images.
PG-13: Recommended parental caution. Children under 13 should not view. A few objectionable images.
R: Parents strongly cautioned. Those under 17 admitted with parent or guardian. Numerous objectionable images. Possibility of violence, sexual situations and cursing.
NC-17: No one under the age of 17 allowed. Extreme violence or explicit sexual sexual situations.
H: All stories contain explicit sex. PWP. Hentai. Lemon.


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