The Utensil Drawer: The home of Lex 'Spork' Tenou's fan and original fiction
UNDER HEAVY CONSTRUCTION! HEED ALL WARNINGS!
Welcome to Ramblings. On the following pages are multiple stories, all written by myself. Some are collaborations, some are merely the diseased products of my mind, but all are 100% queer.
Some of these stories have been found offensive on more than one occassion. These stories are here because I want them here. If you happen to read them and enjoy them. fantastic. If you find these offensive, that's too bad. I'm not changing to please *you*. I won't do it for my mother or my wife, what makes you think you're so special?
All stories on this page deal with either lesbianism, queerness, gender experimentation or all of the above. Some are erotic. Some are not. All involve two people who were born female, even though a couple would not refer to themselves that way.
All stories on this site are finished stories. All in progress fics are festering on my hard drive. If you are a beta reader, email me and we'll see if you have a sufficent grasp of the English language to be a proofreader. If you do not have enough respect for the English language to properly use punctuation and spelling, I will not consider your request.
Warnings!
The world is not a pretty place. People suck. Other people think they should be shielded from reality. As such, here are the warnings. More warnings are included in each story.
These stories are *not* for everyone. Especially not children. I do not let my little sisters read this, and they are already having sex. Or, at least, they've gotten past first base.
Consider yourselves warned. I refuse to take any responsibility if you proceed past this page, as you *know* what you are getting into.
I worked long and hard on my stories. Do not remove them without my permission, unless you're adding them to your personal library of slash. Reviewers may use passages. Archivers, please ask first.
Original Fiction
Haruka/Michiru
Uber-Xena/Uber-Gabrielle
C.S.I. - Catherine/Sara
Popular - Brooke/Sam
Rating system is based on the MPAA's rating for movies and my personal views.
G: All ages and types. Nothing objectionable.
PG: Recommended parental preview. Young children might object to certain images.
PG-13: Recommended parental caution. Children under 13 should not view. A few objectionable images.
R: Parents strongly cautioned. Those under 17 admitted with parent or guardian. Numerous objectionable images. Possibility of violence, sexual situations and cursing.
NC-17: No one under the age of 17 allowed. Extreme violence or explicit sexual sexual situations.
H: All stories contain explicit sex. PWP. Hentai. Lemon.
Site design and layout by Lex Spork Tenou. Background images by Jeni Tenou. Direct all comments there. Flames will be used to cook my dinner.