roster

Justin Feldkamp

Bryan Kaiser

David Couch

Kyle Ramsey

Brandon Medley

Simon Zychowitz

Kevin Lewis

HARRY & LLOYD INC. 2005 ROSTER

Jersey # : 69 Ht: 6'9" Wt: 169.69 lbs. Nickname(s): Aspen, CA; T. David; Cooch
Profile: Question: Who's up for anything? Answer: Couch. No matter if it's working on docks in Cleveland, traveling to Belarus, getting a tatoo in Tampa, Florida, drinking in the Cayman Islands, taking his shirt off on Bourbon Street, driving across the U.S.A to California, skiing in West Virginia or riding a Harley in Mount Orab, Ohio - Couch is there. Couch is also a good friend and a good person no matter what anyone says.
Favorite D&D Quote: "Where you headed? Aspen....California. Beautiful."

Jersey # : 44 Ht: He used to be tall Wt: 175.4 lbs. Nickname(s): Billy
Profile: He plays hard, hustles hard and excites the fans like no other player. When he takes the field he means business. In his spare time he listens to AC/DC and other musical rock n' roll groups that remind him of his days in the McNicholas High School wrestling room. At certain times of the day you can spot him porch-monkeying (sitting on the porch of the White House). Kaiser also is a spokesman for Vive for Men hair products (I think we all know why).
Favorite D&D Quote: "I sold some stuff...to Billy in 4C. The blind kid? Yeah"

Jersey # : 24 Ht: 5'8" Wt: 175 lbs. after a night at the bars Nickname(s): Gas Man
Profile: He came out of nowhere and ripped a home run down the left field line in Game 1 of the 2004 season. Lewis has improved significantly from a season ago where he said he was still trying to feel his way back into the game of softball. Before Kevin signed a contract to play with H&L Inc. he was a right fielder for his 7th grade softball team. "I retired after the 1996 season because I was just burnt out," he said. "Agents were just all over me. They wanted me to attend all these charity events and I just didn't have the time and quite frankly I felt I needed to take my life in another direction. That's why I joined MADD - Mothers Against Drunk Driving."
Favorite D&D Quote: "Gas Man. How the hell do they know I got gas?"

Jersey # : 27 Ht: 5 foot nothin' Wt: 100 nothin' Nickname(s): Mutts Cutts, BDon
Profile: A hair stylist like no other. Medley grooms hair just about as well as he grooms the outfield grass. "I liked it. His haircutting was professional and thoughtful. I'll definitely go back to him," Feldkamp says. When he's not at the softball field, Medley is at Ping lifting 15 pound dumb bells and yelling, "I have a sweet tatoo." During his spring break, Brandon competed at the amateur wrestling championships in Tuscon, Arizona where he went undefeated before falling to Eric Heidemann 4-3 in the finals. "His damn 'Crucifix" beat me again," Medley said after the loss.
Favorite D&D Quote: "These pooches won't need primping. You know why? I'll tell ya why. Because I bathed them and clipped them myself and I stand by my performance."

Jersey # : 11 Ht: Almost 5'5" Wt: 160 lbs. after a workout Nickname(s): Keel
Profile: He loves the Reds, Bengals and Bearcats and NO ONE else. "I love Cincinnati," he said at a Pro-Cincinnati Rally. "I could care less about any other city in the country." Keel's cute smile has allowed him to work out at Ping and sing "I'm a Believer" to people passing by Bromley Hall. In his spare time, Ramsey enjoys calling his brother to tell him how well he played and taking his mother to Crystal.
Favorite D&D Quote: "Pullover. No, it's a cardigan, but thanks for noticing. Yeah, killer boots man."

Jersey # : 21 Ht: 4'11" Wt: 103 lbs. Nickname(s): L. Christmas, Mooch
Profile: When asked, "What's your favorite holiday?" Simon responds, "Without a doubt, Cinco de Mayo." Simon loves his Mexican heritage and when he's not working on an accounting project or slugging singles through the infield, Simon is drinking at the local bars and teaching children how to corrupt their lives.
Favorite D&D Quote: "Why you going to Aspen? Vacation? Why don't ya eat up and we'll tell ya."

Co-Captain

Tony Brunetti

Jersey # : 22 Ht: 6'6" Wt: Tips the scales at 190 lbs. Nickname(s): Doggystyle, Anthony
Profile: As one of the best pickups in H&L Inc. history, Tony has become a main fixture on the right side of the H&L Inc. infield. He's also brought a solid bat to the lineup. In Game 4, Brunetti smacked 3 home runs, tying the single-game home run record with teammate Justin Feldkamp. "I just try to bring my 'A' game to the field each and every time I step between the lines," he said. When he's not competing for H&L Inc., Tony is busy being a Business major here at Ohio University. He likes fast cars, sorority girls, buffalo wings and long, long walks on Court Street.
Favorite D&D Quote: "Any unusual breeds? No, mostly just doggy style."

Billy Sisto

Jersey # : 20 Ht: 5'12" Wt: A buck-75 Nickname(s): I Got Worms, The Kid, William
Profile: He'll rip a shot over the right fielder's head and then trot around the bases. He's that big of a bad-ass. Even with a slightly strained hamstring, Billy still has the power to go deep. He also goes deep in the classroom. Through the Winter Quarter, Sisto was pulling down a solid 3.875 G.PA. "What can I say. I'm an all around guy ladies," he said in a post game conference. Billy also enjoys watching re-runs of Golden Girls and Full House. When he's not doing that he's frequenting the Courtside Bar.
Favorite D&D Quote: "I beg your pardon. No, that's what we're gonna call it: I Got Worms."

Jersey #: 12 Ht: He wants to be 6-foot Wt: 165 lbs. after lifting Nicknames: Big Gulps, Coach
Profile: Team founder, captain, dad, Mr. September from the Men of Ohio calendar, whatever you call him it does not matter because chicks dig the long ball, and this man can hit them. Although nestled in the recent Ohio University Intramural steroid scandal, Feldkamp claims his innocence and that his homerun power is due to nothing more than eating his meals at Boyd and Bromley dining halls, even though he is a junior and does not live in the dorms. Feldkamp enjoys playing cornhole, coaching 4th grade b-ball at his favorite grade school (IHM), clearing the bases with a homerun before the cleanup hitter, Kaiser gets to the plate, going to the opera with his girlfriend Kimberly, and finally working on puzzles and playing bridge with his mistress �The Crazy Cat Lady.�
Favorite D&D Quote: "Hey guys. Whoa, Big Gulps, huh? All right! Welp see ya later."

Jersey # : 33 Ht: 6'0" Wt: A slender 175 lbs. Nickname(s): Limo Driver
Profile: Notorious for his shaved head (minus his bangs), Mark has been a stellar defender at the 3rd base position. His versatility allows him to play various poistions all over the diamond which makes him a valuable asset to H&L Inc. When he's not playing softball you can find him at the library or worrying about his friends hitting on his hot sister. Mark is also an avid golfer. For Halloween, he memorialized the tragic death of PGA legend Payne Stewart by dressing up in knickers and knee-high socks.
Favorite D&D Quote: "Hold that plane! Sir you can't go in there! It's okay! I'm a limo driver!"

Mark Koehler

Rory Krichbaum

Jersey # : 5 Ht: 6'0" Wt: 180 lbs. Nickname(s): Samsonite
Profile: Coming soon

Favorite D&D Quote: "I knew it started with an S though."

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Brandon Melchiorre

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Jersey # : 1 Ht: 6'1" Wt: 200 lbs. Nickname(s): Flo, Bobo
Profile: Coming soon

Favorite D&D Quote: "Excuse me Flo. Flo like the TV show."