retiredplayers

Kris Karwisch

Jersey # : 6 Ht: 6'8" Wt: 218 lbs. Nicknames(s): Sea Bass, Car Wash
Profile: Karwisch is the first ever H&L Inc. player to retire. Unfortunately, he had to depart the city of Athens for the University of Toledo. As a Rocket, Kris is now studying to be a pharmacist so he can peddle illegal 'over-the-counter' drugs to consumers. He also wants to learn how to concoct Crystal-Meth Labs. When he isn't on the softball field, Karwisch has his hands on chemistry beakers and test tubes. He also provides laughs with his creative Away Messages so if you need to chuckle check out: kriskar987.
The remaining players would like thank Karwisch for his efforts on the ball diamond during the 2003 season and we wish him the best of luck in his future endeavors.
Favorite D&D Quote: "Yeah well I lost my job too. Man you are one pathetic loser. No offense"

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Sean Murphy

Jersey # : 15 Ht: 5'8" with a shaved head Wt: 150 lbs. with a shaved head Nickname(s): R.I. Slut
Profile: As a former 1st Team All-Northern Lakes League player in his hometown of Perrysburg, OH, Sean is one of the most experienced ball players on the field. His knowledge of the game is unparallel. Currently, he's the team's starting shortstop but look for Sean to play different positions over the course of the 2004 season. Sean also loves to roll his own cigarettes and he also likes to think that it picks up chicks but he is slowly realizing that it doesn't.
Favorite D&D Quote: "Hey, I guess they're right. Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel can still serve a purpose."

Jersey # : 41 Ht: 5'6" Wt: About 190 lbs. Nickname(s): Hooters, Kiefer
Profile: Today he's Sports Director at WOUB. Tomorrow he's the third baseman for H&L Inc. His swing accelerates through the hitting zone with consistent authority. His warmth and cuddle-ability are unmatched. His sports knowledge focuses on Cleveland area teams, namely the Tribe and the Browns. Sometimes he wishes he was a Coco Crisp bobble head. Other times he wishes he were a 16.9 fluid ounce Aquafina water bottle.
Favorite D&D Quote: "Nice set a hooters ya' got there...The owls, they're beautiful."

Jersey # : Blank Ht: 6'0" Wt: 175 lbs. Nickname(s): Nate Dogg
Profile: Well known for his quieting charm, Nate exemplifies what it takes to be a successful college student and softball players. He works hard, plays hard, studies hard and partues hard (all great qualities). In his future he plans to be a journalisitc architect of beauty. H&L Inc. would like to thank him for his dedication to the club and we wish him the best of luck.
Favorite D&D Quote: "I knew it started with an 'S' though."

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Bryan Petras

Jersey # : 4 Ht: 6'8" Wt: 225 lbs. Nickname(s): Petey, Bryan Mother Fuckin' Petras
Profile: He can play catcher or he can play right field. "He's versatile," Co-captain Justin Feldkamp says. When one thinks of Petras, one thinks of at least one of the following: "I need a haircut," "I gotta study," wine, exercise physiology or Ping. In his spare time Bryan enjoys lifting weights, golfing, building lofts, rooting for the Pittsburgh Steelers, playing pick-up basketball games, and running around in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles pajamas.
Favorite D&D Quote: "I'll tell you where. Someplace warm. A place where the beer flows like wine."