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YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK WRESTLING FAN IF
you think watching professional wrestling is foreplay.
MOTEL 6 turns off the lights when they see you coming.
You bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work.
You think the space program is fake and pro wrestling is real.
Watch NASCAR and pro-wrestling every day.
When you going to the bathroom is referred to as "laying the smack down!"
When you do the Ric Flair strut after programming the VCR!
When you say you have "put the moves" on your girlfriend, you used a wrestling
move on her!
When you own a wrestling shirt for everyday of the week!
When you wear an Austin 3:16 shirt to church, and are proud of it!
When you actually search through the bible for the book of Austin!
If you have actually searched a map for a town called "Parts Unknown!"
If on your job application, you state your residence as "Parts Unknown!"
When you're getting beat up in a bar fight, you honestly believe that with a little crowd
support you could turn things around!
When you won't enter a room without your own theme music!
When you hit your co-worker with a chair while your manager distracts him!
When a guy steals your girl, you consider it an angle!
When you graduate, you yell "Oooooh Yeah!" when "Pomp and Circumstance"
plays!
When you try to put your kids to bed with a sleeper hold!
When you win an award and you immediately spray paint "nWo" on it!
When you walk into a party and tell them to "cut the music!"
When you dye your moustache blond while leaving your beard black!
When after an argument with a friend, you shake hands, hug each other and then you
raiseboth your's and your friend's arms in the air. As he looks to the side, you clothesline
him!
When you are a Honky Tonk Man impersonator, instead of an Elvis impersonator!
When you think it's really cool to wear a wrestling shirt out in public!
When you lose your job, you change your look and name before starting a new
one!
When your king sized bed has ropes and turnbuckles surrounding it!
When you walk into church, you slap people's hands in the pews while walking down the
aisle!
Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock
Hard.
When you go to a Japanese restaurant, you start a "USA! USA!" chant.
If you can actually remember Sting's last public words.
When you look for Sting on the back of the milk carton during breakfast.
When you rack your neighbor's dog.
When you are involved in a bar fight with a guy twice your size and you think your best
line of attack is putting the Tongan death grip on him.
When you go to a dance and start dancing like Alex Wright.
When you wear your Macho Man foam hat out in public.
When you begin to shake someone's hand in public but then hesitate to look for the
crowd's response.
If you wonder why Bob Backlund's campaign for the presidency never got any
press.
If you carry a foreign object in your underwear.
When you go into work you insult everyone you see just to draw heat.
If you wore spiked shoulder pads during a football game.
When you go to a funeral and assume that the deceased just lost a Casket
Match.
If you paint your face and don't speak to your co-workers
When you go to your daughter's softball game and start a "we want blood"
chant.
If you get into an argument with a friend at work and challenge him to a loser must retire
match.
When you see a fight in the streets and call the moves.
If at a ceremony at your work to give out awards to the employee of the year, you "turn"
and slam a chair across the recipient of the award's head...then you immediately grab the mic
and start talking about how YOU deserved the award.
If you refer to all the women in your work area your valets.
When you keep flour in your underpants (just in case).
You start every sentence with the words "Well, ya know, Mean Gene..." or "Let me tell
ya something..."
You refer to everyone you talk to as "brother."
Every time you see someone yawning, you get an uncontrollable urge to thrust your
fingers down their throat and screech uncontrollably.
Your children are named Crippler, Hitman, and Hollywood.
You get hoarse on purpose so you can sound like the Macho Man.
You hold a wrestling tournament for an aluminum foil belt.
On Halloween, you pull a Jericho and steal all the trick-or-treaters' masks and then claim
them as "prizes."
You get kicked off the school wrestling team for chokeslamming your
opponent.
You took bagpipe lessons just so you could play Roddy Piper's theme music.
You get in fights with people who say wrestling is fake.
Your best friend is a microphone.
You dress your dog up as a "Hulkamaniac."
You use the phrase "Too Sweet" more than 45 times daily.
You think "No Holds Barred" should win an Oscar.
Your greatest accomplishment in life is mastering the sleeper hold.
You roped in your backyard and you get together with friends to throw chairs
around.
You requested "3:16" as your new license plate.
You give crotch chops to the opposing team during a softball game.
You light your bed on fire and fight your brother in it.
Your teacher gives you detention, you give them a Stone Cold Stunner and walk out of
class, flashing your middle fingers.
You leapfrog over people while playing football, then you turn around and clothesline
them.
You leapfrog over people while playing football, then you turn around and clothesline
them.
You elbow smash your dog and turn him/her over for the three count.
When you put your kids to bed, you tell them to "Rest In Peace."
You get fired from work then show up the next day wearing a mask.
Instead of opening a can of tuna you open up a can of whoop a-s on your cat.
You won't come out of your room until your parents play your theme on the radio.
When your boss is ticking you off you kick him and give him a stunner
If there's one beer left you suggest it should be suspended from the ceiling and the
winner has to climb a stepladder to get it
Whenever you see someone lying on the floor you get the urge to put him in the
sharpshooter
When you are hanging Christmas lights, you get the uncontrollable urge to fly off the
ladder and perform a swanton bomb on your wife who is holding the ladder for you!
If ya all answered yep to any of the above,then youto might be a wrestling redneck fan!
If you liked these jokes here are some links to make ya laugh.
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