"I think, therefore I am" -Rene Descartes
(I view this as a quote of acknowledging that people just plain do NOT know and therefore have put it under religious quotes)

"Organized religion is a masturbation of the brain" - Dr. Rodinaia

"If you tell me what God is, it isn't God anymore." - Dr. Rodinaia

"But why? Why do you need prophets to tell you how you ought to live? Why do you need anyone to tell you how you ought to live?" - Ishmael by: Daniel Quinn (p.88)

"I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure - that is all that agnosticism means." - Clarence Darrow

"The more I studied religion the more I am convinced that man never worshipped anything but himself." - Sir Richard Francis Burton

"For out of fear and need each religion is born, creeping into existence on the byways or reason." - Friedrich Nietzsche, �Human, All Too Human�

"Spirituality: the last refuge of a failed human. Just another way of distracting yourself from who you really are." - George Carlin, �Napalm and Silly Putty�

"I can not conceive of a God who rewards and punishes his creatures, or has a will of the type of which we are conscious in ourselves. An individual who should survive his physical death is also beyond my comprehension. Such notions are for the fears of absurd egoism of feeble souls." - Albert Einstein

"Beware the man of the single book" - Bertrand Russell

"Gods are fragile things; they may be killed by a whiff of science or a dose of common sense." - Chapman Cohen

"The church says that the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round. For I have seen the shadow on the moon and I have more faith in the Shadow than in the Church." - Ferdinand Magellan

"Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich" - Napolean

"The same people wrote the Bible who thought the Earth was flat" - Unknown

"If God did not exist, it would be necessary for man to invent him" - Voltaire

"Lighthouses are more helpful than churches." - Benjamin Franklin

"Religion is the human response to being alive and having to die." - F. Forrester Church

"One man's religion is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

"I always distrust people who know so much about what God wants them to do to their fellows." - Susan B. Anthony



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