“I didn't think about dying for a second. I thought I was invincible, then I met some girl. I wanted to live... for the first time I was afraid to die.” - Spike Spiegel
"Man always thinks about the past before he dies, as if he were frantically searching for proof that he truly lived." - Jet Black
“And you shall cry tears of crimson....” - Vicious
“2 meters tall. Ex- basketball player. Beautiful kid. And on top of it, a gay alien.” (Rumors heard of Radical Edward) - Jet Black
"I’m not going there to die, I’m going to see if I’m really alive." - Spike Spiegel
"I'm only watching a dream I never awakened from." - Spike Spiegel
“Jet do you know that there are 3 things I particularly hate? Kids, animals, and women with attitude. So tell me Jet, how come we have all 3 of them neatly gathered in our ship?!” - Spike Spiegel
"Angels that are forced from heaven have to become demons." - Vicious
Ed: Ed will introduce Ed. Full name: Edward Wong Hau Pepleu Tivursky the 4th.
Spike: That's a long name.
Ed: Ed made up that name for Ed, isn’t that cool?
Spike: If you made it up, how can you be the 4th?
(More like an anecdote, but it’s a great one if you’ve seen the show… or haven’t) “There was once a tiger- striped cat. This cat died a million deaths, and lived a million lives, and in those lives, various people owned him. None of those people he cared for. This cat was not afraid of death. One life, the cat became a stray cat, which meant it was free. And it met a white female cat. They became mates, and lived together. Time passed, the white cat passed away of old age. And the tiger- striped cat cried a million times. Eventually, the cat died again. But this time, it didn’t come back to life…” - Spike Spiegel
"Next strike, I'll make your head fly." - Kenshin Himura
"These days, no matter what I drink, I only taste blood." - Kenshin Himura
"I don't want to cause a lot of injuries unnecissarly. All those who don't like visiting the doctor should retreat now." - Kenshin Himura
“You believe that the strong exist to cull the weak. To use them as food. But you are mistaken . . . The strong exist, not to feed off of the weak, but to protect them!” -Kenshin Himura
“When I say I'll kill you, there's nothing you can do but die.” -Kenshin Himura
“Now I will deliver heavenly punishment.” -Kenshin Himura
"The sky is infinatly high, crystal clear...that's the way the world should be...a world of infinate possibilities, laid before us, crystal clear." - Kintatsu
"Anyone whose hair sticks up like that can't be a good guy" - Okina
“The strong survive and the weak die.” -Shishio Makoto
“All the weak are good for is food for the strong.” -Shishio Makoto
“I believe in hell...while these men of violence who wash away blood with blood crawl upon the earth, is it not a suitable place to call hell?” -Makoto Shishio
“Makimachi Misao does not give her name to strangers!” -Makimachi Misao
“We're nothing like god, Not only do we have Limited Powers, but we are sometimes driven to become the Devil himself.” -Nicholas D. Wolfwood
"But to think I can kill every man, women, and child with just a blink of an eye… the power of death is intoxicating." -Legato
“One must kill the spider in order to save the butterfly.” -Knives
“I am known as Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III. Don't hesitate to call.” -Vash
"Life is like an incessant series of problems, all difficult, with brutal choices, and a time limit. The worst thing you can do is to make no choice, waiting for the ideal conclusion to present itself." -Chapel
Chapel: The cornered mouse attacks the cat.
Knives: But the cat is wise to the mouse’s game. The mouse seeks death in order to escape the pain.
Vash: What are you doing?
Wolfwood: Don't ask stupid questions, I'm going to go save the child!
Vash: With your bare hands?
Wolfwood: (Left his gun on the train) Oh SHIT!
Kid: Mr. Wolfwood, why is this cross you carry so heavy?
Wolfwood: Because it’s so full of mercy. (It’s filled with guns)
"Friends are just a crutch for the weak!" -Hiei
“Is that all you have to say? They’re last words you know.” -Hiei
"If anyone has a noble plan to stop me, you might as well write up your will." -Hiei
“You're a team player, a save-the-day superhero. *pause* I hate people like you.” -Hiei
“Tell me, how does it feel to live in a constant haze of stupidity?” -Hiei
“There are only stupid people around me, but they mean well” -Hiei
"Your robot is dead. And so, I'm afraid, are you." -Kurama
*Kurama pulls out a rose*
"Now thats weird. If he's trying to win the beast over, I don't think it's a good idea." -Kuwabara
“Now lets go to hell together!!” -Kuwabara
Kurama: I can't just watch you be killed right in front of me.
Hiei: Okay then ... go somewhere else
Miroku: "What kind of sorcery is that?"
Kagome: "I think he's just beating the crap outta him."
Villagers shouldn't resort to violence *rock thrown* Surely if you voice your grievances *more rocks thrown* Damn you people ... - Miroku
“Thank you, but is it necessary to keep stroking my legs while you talk?” - Sango to Miroku
Girl 1: Hey, where did you run off to? I even promised to bear your child!
Girl 2: What are you talking about! I'm gonna have his child. M- E!
Miroku: Ah, is that so? Well then, if you would form a line over here...
“I didn't say GET NAKED! I meant take off those clothes and put your WEIRD ones back on!!!” - Inuyasha
“They're going to be fine...ish” - Goemon
"Ahhhhh, the old exploding bear trap in the ass trick." - Goemon
(after losing at slots)"The humilation is too much... There is only one thing I can do. I must kill myself. - Goemon
“Oh Baby, that mask brings out the concubine in me!” - Fujiko
"It's nice to see that your wit hasn't lost any of it's dull edge in five years, Jigen." - Fujiko
"You know you want me." - Lupin III
"Any score is a score in my book." - Lupin III
"...setting a trap is easy. The hard part is the bait. And he was a master baiter."
(Cymbols clash)
- Lupin III
"Man, you sure know how to treat your visitors like crap!!” - Lupin III
"Ah ah ah , if you want to see me naked you'll have to give me chocolate and cigarettes like everyone else around here!" - Lupin III
Jigen: That’s a big statue of Jesus. It’s frikin huge.
Lupin III: Well that’s good, because we’re about to test his infinite capacity for forgiveness.
Fujiko: Lupin, I think they’re onto us.
Lupin III: That’s why God invented backup plans.
Fujiko: Lupin, you wouldn’t have a backup backup plan would you?
Lupin III: Oh sure, just turn around while I pull it out of the normal place.
Lupin III: I wonder what direction the chopper is gonna come from.
Goemon: Probably up.
Lupin III: Very funny.
Goemon: Thank you.
Jigen: Which are we helping?
Lupin III: The girl!
Jigen: Typical!
Lupin III: Geez, Fujiko, maybe I should have given you a more stimulating part!
Fujiko: I don't know, Lupin... If my parts were any more stimulating, you might explode.
Fujiko: Wow I can grab alot from here. (Reaching for money over the side of the boat)
Lupin: So could I (Looking at Fujiko's butt)
"I guess they won't let us turn this show serious without a fight." -Zelgadis
"Don't worry I used the back of my sword...Oh it's a double sided blade... Sorry." -Zelgadis
"If you can fool your friends, you can fool your enemies." -Xellos Metallium
Lina: Okay, you have five choices: One, Gourry can punish you. Two, you can let me punish you. Three, you can let Amelia punish you. Four, Mr. Zelgadis can punish you. And Five.....
Martina: Don't tell me... you can all punish me at once?
Lina: Correct! ^_^
"To stay, is death. To go, is death." -Hilda (Outlaw Star)
"If I were you... I'd be ugly." -Mamimi (The Jez Who)
"Maybe this world is another planet's hell." -Jez (The Jez Who)
"The time I've lived, I've seen some horrors, scary behavior, and a couple of fashion trends I constantly pray to forget." -Angel (Angel)
"In case you're wondering, this is me looking for clues. Feel free to join in any time you want." -Angel (Angel)
(drunk) "Excuse me. 'scuse me. I'm sorry. But has anybody seen my car? It's big , and it's shiny." -Angel (Angel)
"Organized religion is a masturbation of the brain" -Dr. Rodinaia
Religion Quotes
"The weak only strive to be weaker....." -Magus
Nintendo Quotes
“A lot of people run a race to see who’s the fastest. I run to see who has the most guts.” -Steve Prefontaine
Running Quotes
"No creation story is a "myth" to the people who tell it. It’s just the story." -Ishmael (Daniel Quinn)
Ishmael Quotes
"There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats." -Anonymous
Cat Quotes
"You wanna talk about awkward moments? Once, during sex, I called Lois "Frank". Your move, Sherlock." -Peter Griffin (Seth MacFarlane) Family Guy Quotes