| Welcome to the Adventures of Zachery the Ribeye! |
| Episode 1 |
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| "Why do you think Ruffles had to make their chips wavy? I'm just saying that some people might not like waves in their chips. If I wanted waves, I would go to the ocean and eat it instead." |
| Zachery! |
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| Some people like wavy chips. The way they carress the top of your mouth is incredible. Wait, whats a piece of meat doing eating a Ruffles chip anyway? |
| Ingrid |
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| Roowrr!! |
| Wilford |
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| Wilford foo, what kinda answer was dat! All yoo did wuz holla! Crazy Raccoon, always crossing roads and stuff. Man, I wish i had me a strawberry limeade. |
| Jerwaski |