Misty


By Misty

Throughout the years (three, approximately), Misty Kazz has had her share of love interests. It started with Obi-wan Kenobi in the first Adventure ever. She spent some quality time with the Jedi in the back of Merton Dingle's Hearse.

Next there was actor Ewan McGregor. This was perhaps Misty's longest relationship, next to her marriage to Zack Avery, which is still going on as of January 2004. Misty and Ewan went everywhere together and she was terribly attached to him, which is why she was heartbroken when Ewan was seduced by an old friend of Misty's, ending the relationship.

Merton Dingle was a good friend of Misty's. She had an unnatural obsession with him and they danced around each other for a while, until Merton fell in love with Mykel Bell. Shortly afterwards the enfatuation ended and Misty went on to meet Derek.

Derek and Misty met in a casino at the blackjack table. She made him an Open Grave, a near deadly alcoholic drink invented by her uncle Joe, and almost killed him. The next time they met, he asked for another. It was love. The relationship ended in June, and the friendship about a month later when Misty started a fight about something stupid. There was an attempt at making up, but it ended with Misty getting pregnant, and even angrier.

There was also a short period of time where Misty frequently found herself a contestant on the Dating Game. She won a date with quite a few men, a few of them being The Man, possibly the most obnoxious man on the face of the earth, and Anakin Skywalker. She and Anakin went out to dinner with friends. Misty went into labor in the middle of the meal. Anakin freaked out and fled. This story is still told to children around the town as a bedtime tale.

Just when Misty was about to give up on love, she met The One in a Sears department store. His name was Zack Avery. They bonded over their music tastes and made a date. Misty went home to tell Jess and young Marissa Bell decided her childhood friend and Misty's son, Cedric, needed a father. She got her mother to put a love spell on Misty and Zack and the two got married not long afterwards. They had their first children shortly after the cake was cut.

Mr. and Mrs. Avery went on happily for almost a year, until Serge Took-Dawkins came along. Misty came dangerously close to cheating on Zack with Serge, and it scared her. She called off the relationship before she did cheat on him. Shortly afterwards they made up and everything was good again.

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