Jokes and Riddles
You walk into the "Jokes and Riddles" room. "I need a good laugh," you hear yourself say. You hear, "Did you say laugh?" then hear three people laughing. You see a jester, a birthday girl, and a millenium girl. The jester says, "I'm Jesta the Jester, to my left is Brianna the Birthday Girl, and to my right is Millenia the Millenium Girl." "We have a lot of jokes that we have to share to newcomers and old timers," said Millenia. "Yes, yes," Brianna agrees. "Enough chat," interrupts Jesta. "On to the jokes and riddles, which are down there." Jesta points to the jokes. "Have fun!"
Thank you R. L. Stine for some of these jokes!
Sister: Mom wants you to come in and help fix dinner.
Brother: Why? Is it broken?
Greg: Which is correct: the white of the eggs is yellow or the white of the eggs are yellow?
Betsy: I don't know.
Greg: Me neither. How can the white of the eggs be yellow?
Tracy: Sometimes I think you don't listen to a word I say.
Matt: What?
What's a henway?
About five pounds!
Sister: What's the matter with you? Mom told you to watch when the soup boils!
Brother: I did! It boiled at exactly 6:25!
Carl: Gee, it's dark out, isn't it?
Christy: I don't know. I can't see.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because it didn't have the guts!
More jokes later! "So long for now," said Jesta. "Come back soon!" You hear laughter as you either go back to the Index or to Sunshiney's Cyber Adoptions if you click on the certificates.