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| hamish.auctionhouse.online |
| "barter like a bastard for the goods on display today!" |
| Peg once owned by Lee Harvey Oswald for drying clothes used to kill America's most-loved President. (Starting bid: $500 US or Hamish's weight in cocktail prawns). |
| Eiffel Tower (on delivery objects shown may be larger than illustrated). (Starting bid: 80 Euros). |
| Key to Potting Shed of 'Xanadu' (where Citizen Kane decreed his so-called "stately pleasure drome" be constructed) before he died a lonely old man clutching at something intangible that might have been happiness. (Starting bid: $3,245 US). |
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| Small ill-tempered hairy man claiming to be from the planet Endor (Starting bid: $16). |
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| Although never intended for resale due to embarassment of original owner at ever having possessed it this rare "NKOTB" album was only ever available with the purchase of a Sony "Ghetto-blaster". Features rare hits such as "I'll Be Loving You (Forever) 12" Version", "I'll Be Loving You (Forever) 7" Version", "I'll Be Loving You (Forever) Instrumental" and "Hangin' Tough (Tougher Mix)" (Starting bid: FREE WITH SALE OF SMALL ILL-TEMPERED HAIRY MAN). |
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| Conjuring images of loves lost and wasted summers spent indoors working for State Government Events Units this leaf is guaranteed to stir longings whether you are male, female or unisex. (Starting bid: $40,000 Ukrainian house-bricks). The seller of this item takes no responsibility of any melancholic longings which may be stirred as a consequence of its purchase. |
| A Cool Breeze (not pictured due to utter intangibility). The owner of this cool breeze won't be disappointed. The perfect accompaniment for your weekends at the pub this summer. |
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| Your very own "Pocket Premier" (Starting bid: Name your price, he'll take it.) |