Russian Doll Hamish's blatant Onion rip-off!

Medical Student Dupes Ravers with Placebo Drugs

Internet Pornographer Admits Callous Disregard for users of Slow Modems

Platonic College Buddies claim their satrical e-zine is "the best on the web"

Government Employee Phones Colleague Within Earshot

Teller of In-jokes Reduced to Tears During Stand-up Contest

Sixties De-bunked as crock by Baby-Boomer

Short story writer finds universally applicable endings

Shock finding!  Michael Stipe actually has rhythm!

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Satan Worshippers Clash with Stan Worshippers

Computer Genius Devises Macro for Creating Babies

Door-to-door Collector launches into Wrong Spiel!

Gnat Ruder Global News Agency Short attention span? Gnat Ruder's editorials make the big news so much smaller.

Smoochy Spencer More Triple X than Triple J!

Warsawski: 'I suppose I may as well keep seeing this chick'

Fond Farewell to a Monster:  AFL's Obituary for legend Frank Duke