Peaches MacGoo

Hello my name is Peaches MacGoo. Who are you? I like puppies and kittens and kites on windy days. Sometimes I dance in the rain and sometimes I dance to make it rain. I don't like bees and other sting-y bugs and roadkill makes me cry. When I grow up I want to be a pigeon, then people would fear me and I would not make deals with bald men named George.

Yahoo! Roddy Parnacle Kitty Fardugal

I collect ear wax and belly button lint. I like to punch the wall until it bleeds or maybe it's my knuckles that bleed. Sometimes I use fast food condiments to paint elaborate pictures on the sidewalk. When I'm really happy I can hit a high G and when I'm sad I like to zip myself up in a sleeping bag and pretend to be a fetus.

I live in a tree house with my gerbil Mr.Mellonbumps and my hamster Miss Nubkins. They are like my siblings and my children all at once. Sometimes I let them think that they are my parents, but I don't like it when they ground me.

My best friend is Kitty Fardugal. She can eat 5 jars of peanut butter in 10 hours. Roddy Parnacle is my other friend. He likes to run really fast until he can't breath and then he passes out. Sometimes he lets me punch him in the stomach.