~~~~ Dark Match ~~~

~~ Master Iron Palm V The Bilston Brawler ~~

“Wicked Young Man” by Alice Cooper hits the PA, and a man wearing a martial arts gi and Ray Bans enters the arena. He is tall, and largely built, and has jet-black hair and a goatee.

Announcer:

“Introducing first, from Las Vegas; Nevada, Master Iron Palm!”

Iron Palm makes his way to the ring ignoring the fans with a sneer on his face as he eyes up his opponent.

Announcer:

“And his opponent, in the ring, from Bilston; England, The Bilston Brawler!”

In his shell suit with the trousers tucked into his socks, the brawler punches the air to no crowd reaction.

Iron Palm goes straight for the brawler with feigned lock up and a knee to the gut. A vicious elbow to the back of the head sends the Brawler to the mat.

Jackie:

“I like this guy already!”

Siu Ann:

“Well he is a student of Masato Anjor, Firefly and Len DuBray’s father, so his martial arts skills are going to be pretty impressive!”

The Brawler gets up and charges… straight into an arm drag. He gets up and gets armdragged again. Up again and he gets a drop toehold!

Jackie:

“The Bilston Brawler really is damned stupid! Master Iron Palm is just taking advantage of him being stupid.”

Siu Ann:

“Well he tries hard, does our brawler.”

The Brawler throws a right, which Iron Palm blocks. Iron retaliates with a palm strike to the heart as he lets out a loud martial arts cry. The Brawler sprawls to the floor.

Siu Ann:

“Owy, owy, ow!”

In a martial arts stance, Iron Palm stalks the Brawler who is getting up slowly. Once he is up, he is quickly sent back down after Iron Palm steams in and hits a jumping roundhouse kick to his head!

Jackie:

“Bloody hell! What a kick!”

Siu Ann:

“He could pin him now!”

But Iron Palm isn’t finished. He pulls up the brawler and hits a tomonagi (judo sacrifice throw/ single legged monkey flip). Pulling Brawler up again, MIP hits a taotoshi (martial arts sweep throw).

Siu Ann:

“Look at the martial arts skill of Master Iron Palm!”

Iron Palm pulls the Brawler up again and hits a release northern lights suplex. Hitting a big elbow drop off the ropes, MIP then locks on a single legged crab as the brawler cries out.

Jackie:

“That’s it Iron Palm, make that waster scream!”

Iron Palm releases the hold and pulls the Brawler up by the leg. The Brawler goes for an inseguri, but Iron Palm ducks and the Brawler crashes face first to the mat.

Jackie:

“Well scouted by Iron Palm!”

Once again MIP pulls up the Brawler by the leg, and hits a dragon screw. He then bounces in a martial arts stance then draws his thumb across his throat.

Siu Ann:

“Looks like he’s signalling to finish it right here.”

He yanks up the brawler and hits a big knee to the midsection doubling him over. Bouncing off the ropes and leaping into the air, he hits a high impact scissor kick (Booker T’s finisher).

Siu Ann:

“Goodness gracious! It’s over! Did you see that kick?”

MIP goes for the cover, hooking the leg.

1…

Jackie:

“Did I ever see that kick!?!? What a move!”

2…

DING DING DING!

Siu Ann:

“Impressive showing from Master Iron Palm!”

But MIP isn’t finished! He gets up and lays the boot into the Brawler, before spitting on him!”

Siu Ann:

“But that is disgusting! How dare he disrespect the Brawler like that!”

Jackie:

“He’s great! GZW should offer him a contract after that!”

Siu Ann:

“Well I’ve heard that he’s negotiating contracts with CWF… and they can have him as far as I’m concerned!”

Friday Night Travesty

---Light-Heavyweight Championship---

---Albert “The Fortune Cookie” Wuchie vs. Desecrator ©---

Dean: Please, just let me sleep through this one! Wuchie being an interviewer is bad enough!

Will: Wuchie might actuawwy give Desecwatow a good match!

Dean: That will be the day I get married.

Will: Miwacles do happen!

Dean: Hey!

“War” by War, also known as the Rush Hour one and two theme song sang by Jackie Chan, hits as the fans give a semi-reaction. Albert Wuchie comes walking down to the ring, surprisingly in good shape. The fans pat Wuchie on the back, for some encouragement.

"It's Been Awhile" by Staind then plays and down comes the Light-Weight champion, Desecrator! The fans cheer as he makes his way down to the ring, championship buckled around his waist with pride. He climbs up into the ring and looks at Wuchie with a look of “this is a joke”. He hands the ref his championship as the official raises the gold above his head, signaling what’s on the line. He calls for the bell…

Ding, Ding, Ding!!!

Will: Wooks wike Desecwatow isn’t wiking his opponent!

Dean: I wouldn’t want to be discriminated by fighting this geek either!

The two opponents lock up. Wuchie quickly gets behind Des and drops him face first by pushing him. Des pops up and looks at the small man with annoyance already. Albert grins and flexes his muscles as some girls scream. Des runs at Albert, but he again drops him, this time with a drop toehold. Des gets up frustrated early in the game. Wuchie grins at his opponent and signals for more. Des takes him up on the offer and charges at him. He goes for a clothesline, but Wuchie ducks it. Des is ready this time as a does a front flip, kicking Albert in the face, who is behind him.

Dean: That was unique!

Will: Wuchie seems to be pwacticing.

Dean: I have to admit, he is doing well, but not as good as Pimp!

Wuchie staggers around, holding his face, numbing from the move. Des stands back up and dropkicks Wuchie down to the mat. Wuchie gets up with a quick movement and runs at Desecrator with a forearm. Des moves out of the way, causing the “Fortune Cookie” to land face first, getting a taste of his medicine. Des waists no time and drops a few elbows to the back of Albert. Albert lets a load of air out from his mouth as the move connects, taking his breath away. Des goes for another and the same result comes into effect. Des looks for another one, but Albert knows what’s coming his way and rolls out of the bulls eye. Des hits the mat, elbow first, hitting the “funny bone.” He lies on the ground, holding his elbow. Wuchie follows up with a quick leg drop across his throat. He flips back swiftly and stands above Des, who now struggles to his feet. Des gets to his feet, the two face each other. With a quick motion, Wuchie goes to hit a “Kung-Wuchie” style kick, but it is ducked by Desecrator. Des Grabs Wuchie from behind and hooks him in a German suplex!

Will: We see that move often!

Dean: So, it does damage. I think if they have to listen to you every week they can handle the move.

Wuchie is now flat on the mat. Desecrator signals for the end already! He picks Albert to his feet, but Albert flies behind Des, kicking the back of his leg, forcing him to his knees. Wuchie then drops a knee to the back of Desecrator’s neck. Wuchie begins to hop around the ring in joy. This gives reviving time for his opponent. Desecrator hops to is feet and waits for the excited Albert Wuchie to turn around. As he does, Des plants a clothesline, sending Wuchie inside out.

Dean: Damn! Wuchie just got desecrated.

Will: Weww, I just know it had to huwt!

Desecrator picks the smaller man by his short hairs, to his feet. He then lays a few punches to Wuchie’s forehead. He then proceeds to whip Albert to the far corner turnbuckle. Wuchie hits the turnbuckle, then Desecrator runs, jumps, and flips, catching Wuchie around the head in the turnbuckle. Desecrator then shifts his body, and tosses Wuchie out of the ring with a head scissors take down! Wuchie miraculously lands on his feet outside of the ring!!!

Dean: How the hell did he do that?

Will: Wuchie is doing some amazing stuff hewe tonight!

Albert struggles around for a bit, still dizzy from the head-twisting move. Desecrator gets to his feet to see his opponent still standing. Wuchie then slides back in the ring. Desecrator drops down on him with an ax handle (Think Austin) to the back. Des picks up Wuchie, and then places him in a front face lock, seeming to be going for a DDT. Wuchie, being on his guard, notices the move, and tosses Des behind him with a Japanese suplex (a lot like a Northern Lights Suplex). Wuchie then gets to his feet and does his cheesy smile to the crowd. Wuchie then picks up his opponent and signals for an ending. He lifts Desecrator over his shoulder, then proceeds to slam him into the mat, shaking the ring hitting…

Will: Cwack of the Cookie (Alabama Slam/Sidewalk Slam [Spine buster])!!!

Dean: No, you have to be kidding me!

Albert hops around the ring happily and taunts the crowd with joy. Suddenly Nichole runs down to the ring and stands up on the apron. The ref notices her and goes to warn her off. Then, from out of the crowd Jake Mackinnon comes jumping over the guard rail. He slides into the ring and waits for Wuchie.

Dean: Wuchie is going to get it now!

Albert turns around and is kicked in the mid-section. With a professional style, Jake lifts Wuchie up, and drops him with London Bridges (Brainbuster DDT)! He drags Desecrator on him as Nichole steps off the ring apron. The ref looks to see the pin and counts…

One…

Two…

Three!!!

Ding, Ding, Ding!

Will: Weww, I suppose Jake has a weason fow his costing Wuchie the match.

Dean: It’s obvious Will! Jake is fighting Desecrator on Monday Night Manslaughter, and it is a championship match. If Wuchie became champ, Jake wouldn’t get his title shot!

Will: Weww pointed Dean.

Dean: Thanks Will.

Desecrator gets back to his feet, but only to be taken back down with the Light-Weight Championship, which hits his head. Jake stands above Des with the title in hand. He then lays it across Desecrator’s stomach. He leaps to the tops rope, calling for the Darkside (Five Star Frog Splash)! Within seconds Jake is in mid air! He lands on Desecrator and the championship with the finishing move. Nichol slides in the ring and checks on her love. Jake leaves the ring, grinning from ear to ear. Wuchie is then seen grabbing a steel chair. He chases Jake up the ramp, out of view from the camera.

Dean: Well, that was sure fun. NEXT!!!

Will: Thewe seems to be something going on backstage! We wiww take you thewe befowe we take bweak!

---Backstage---

Nathaniel Davies is sat talking to Gideon in the canteen. Gid gets up and heads to the bathroom. Nathaniel sits deep in thought with a cup of coffee, not paying much attention to the surroundings. Suddenly, Maxx Pain runs into the canteen with a steel chair, and cracks it on the back of Nathaniel’s head! Nathaniel, immediately bust open, goes crashing to the floor.

Maxx lifts up Nathaniel, and pulls him up into a powerbomb position. From there he lifts him high above his shoulders and smashes him through the canteen table! Baz comes running in and pushed Maxx away from Nathaniel, with a look of anger in his eyes.

At that moment, Gideon comes out of the bathroom and sees the carnage. Maxx turns and runs, and Gid runs straight after him. Baz meanwhile turns his attention to Nathaniel. With Maxx gone, Gid comes to the fallen Nathaniel and pushes Baz out of the way! Baz looks hurt, but doesn’t argue and heads out, looking ashamed.

---Commercial Break---

---Backstage---

(Pimp is seen alone in a hallway, he is standing outside a door, and he knocks on the door, he coughs, and a voice says “come in”, Pimp enters the room, and the camera pans round to the door that says “Angel” on it, voices can be heard coming from the locker room as the scene fades)

---The Fierys (Dameon & Hades) vs. Big Country and Mystery Partner---

“Deny You” by The Offspring, the Fiery’s new theme music, hits as the fans cheer, noticing the video screen showing shots of Dameon and Hades. Blue and red lights flash around the arena. The tag-team then comes out as the cheers get louder. They walk straight to the ring, slapping the hands of fans on the way. They get into the ring and pose for the pictures as the fans fill the ring with flashes galore.

Dean: Look at these goodie goods! It is sad how this father son team can be so popular!

Will: They wowk gweat togethew though.

Dean: Well, we will see after the mystery partner is revealed!

“Off The Wall” by Eminem and Redman blasts out of the PA system. Big Country steps out from behind the curtain and is drowned with boos from the crowd. He takes is with pleasure and makes his way down to the ring. He gets inside the ring and looks down at the entranceway for his partner, not knowing who it is. Dameon and Hades wait in their corner, also curious.

Will: Wondew who it is!

“Time to take the Downfall” is heard throughout the arena as all lights go black. “Click, Click, BOOM!” by Saliva then hits…

Dean: Uh oh!

Will: This couwd be the webew himsewf!

The lights slowly turn back on, and back off, flashing back and forth. A dark figure is seen at the top of the entranceway. He continues to walk down to the ring as the lights slowly turn on completely. Rebellion is now able to be seen walking. The fans don’t know what kind of reaction to give the man, so they stay silent. In the ring, Big Country is smiling in joy of who his partner is. Rebellion rolls into the ring and heads straight for Hades, no stopping. He takes the blue man down as the ref calls for the bell. Rebellion pounds furiously on Hades, getting some damage early in the game. Rebellion then picks up Hades and whips him hard into the corner. Hades falls on his knees and arches his back after hitting the turnbuckle. Rebellion then charges at him and kicks him right in the face, with Hades still kneeling.

Crowd: OOOOH!

Will: He wiww be feewing that one tomowwow!

Dean: I think I am going to like Rebellion!

Rebellion picks up Hades and drags him to his corner where Big Country resides. He slams Hades face into the turnbuckle then makes the tag. Big C. gets into the ring and pounds on the upper neck of Hades, weakening it for the CVC (Death Valley Driver). He lifts Hades to his feet, and tosses him against the ropes. Hades comes bouncing back, and is inches from a clothesline, but ducks it. He bounces back to Country and jumps high to hit him with a drop kick. Hades is crawling to his corner and jumps to tag his father in.

Dean: Here comes the old man!

Dameon gets into the ring and starts to lay a few punches to Big. C. Dameon places his opponent in a front facelock, then lifts him up in the air with a suplex, laying Country out flat. Dameon stands above Big Country, then falls on him with elbow drop after elbow drop. Dameon goes for the first pin…

One…

Two…

Will: Kickout.

Dean: Just let Rebellion stay in!

Dameon picks up Big C. and tosses him into the turnbuckle, then runs at him. Country lifts a leg up, just below Dameon’s chin. Dameon reels around the ring. Country then hits a diving clothesline, taking Dameon down. Big Country gets back to his feet, then lays a few kicks to his fallen opponent. Country picks Dameon up, then whips him into the ropes. Dameon comes back and is caught in a Gorilla Press. Dameon tries to struggles out, but Big Country drops him, face first, into the canvas

Will: Countwy getting back into the game!

Dean: He better. Go tag Rebellion now!

Big Country runs over to Hades and taunts him. Hades gets frustrated and tries to get in the ring, but the ref holds him back. Rebellion then gets into the ring. Country and Rebellion picks up Dameon, then double Irish whip him. Once Dameon bounces back the two lift him high in the air and drop him with a double arm toss. Hades gets back into his corner. Big C. goes to the turnbuckle. Rebellion tells the ref that they made the tag. Reb picks up Dameon and clubs the back of his head a few times, then lifts him to his feet. Rebellion tosses Dameon across the ropes, and as Dameon comes back he clotheslines Rebellion down! Dameon takes what he has left to make the tag to Hades.

Dean: Blue boy is back in! Time for Rebellion to make him blueberry syrup!

Will: This is Webewwion’s fiwst match hewe! I don’t think he wiww make much a diffewence!

Dean: I am going to tell him you said that.

Rebellion is now getting back to his feet. Hades runs at Rebellion and jumps off the ground hitting a spinning forearm to Reb’s forehead. Hades climbs on top of Rebellion, then mounts a few punches to his jaw. Rebellion then pushes Hades off with force, sending him across the ring. Rebellion gets up, anger in his eyes. He runs at Hades, but he takes Reb down with a drop toehold. Rebellion gets up quickly, even more angered than before. Hades runs at Rebellion, but Rebellion goes for a clothesline, which Hades ducks. Hades then catches Reb’s head and drops in a neckbreaker.

Will: Webewwin doesn’t wook wike he wikes woosing!

Dean: Who doesn’t?

Rebellion gets back to his feet, teeth grinding together. He runs at Hades once again, but Hades just tosses him out of the ring. Rebellion drops on the thin mat outside of the ring. He pounds the mat in frustration, like a child not getting their way. Hades is standing in the ring, laughing at Rebellion. Rebellion looks up, his eyes filled with fire. Rebellion then grabs a steels chair, just a few feet away from him. He rolls into the ring, and goes for a swift motion to hit Hades, but the ref takes the chair. Rebellion looks at the ref, not making him any happier. Hades then runs at Rebellion from behind, but Reb moves, causing Hades to hit the ref. Rebellion then swipes the chair and bashes it across Hades’ back. Hades drops to a knee, arching his back in pain. Dameon then gets into the ring and charges at Rebellion, but Reb turns around and slams the chair right into Dameon’s head, denting the chair. He then continuously beats Dameon with the chair. The chair is now dented in all ways. Rebellion rolls out of the ring, and grabs yet another chair. He gets back into the ring and waits for Hades to get up. As he does, Rebellion smashes the chair over his head as well.

Dean: Complete chaos in the ring! And the sad thing is, we still have no winner! The ref is out, so there is no one to call the match!

Will: Now I see what they mean by his anger pwobwem.

Rebellion then starts to bash the chair over and over on Hades’ battered body. The man then stops and stands in the middle of the ring, looking at the two unconscious opponents and grins evilly. The fans boo like crazy after the attack. Big Country then gets into the ring, smiling at his partner, seeming to say “nice job.” He pats Rebellion on the shoulder. Rebellion looks at the man’s hand touching him. The with a quick motion Rebellion bashes the chair over Big Country’s head!!!

Will: OH MY GOSH!!!

Dean: Rebellion just took his own partner out!

Will: This man is suwely going to have wittwe fwiends.

Rebellion then does as he did to the other two, slamming the chair over Big C. continuously! Referees and officials come running down to the ring to stop Rebellion. Rebellion then pushes then all away and threatens then with the chair. Dameon is slowly getting back to his feet, staggering around. Rebellion looks at him and poises for the finish. Dameon turns to face Rebellion, then…

Dean: The Downfall (Rock Bottom/BookEnd)!!!

Will: This is sickening.

A ref comes into the ring and pushes Rebellion away. Rebellion quickly attacks the man, then kicks him in the mid-section and plants him with Revolt (Hammerlock DDT).

Dean: What a stupid move by the ref!

Rebellion looks around the ring and grins satisfied. He then exits the ring as refs enter to check on the fallen ones. A lot of the refs look down at Rebellion with sickness. Rebellion grins (Think Benoit, just with teeth) and walks to the back stage area.

---Commercial Break---

---Backstage---

(The scene opens up once again at Angels locker room, we can tell this as it starts on her name, it begins to zoom out, and as it does, the door flies open and Pimp emerges at the doorway, as the door closes behind him he just smiles, as Mickey “Mouse” Greer bumps into him)

Pimp: Watch where you’re going PUNK!

Mickey: hey, leave me lone I not do anything wrong it was you who was in my way!

Pimp: don’t get cocky with me lad! do you want a job here in GZW?

Mickey: errrrrr YES!

Pimp: then don’t piss me off!

Mickey: (looking up at the door)

ANGEL?

Pimp: what?

Mickey: you just came from Angel’s locker room, what’s with that? She’s a married woman you know, with T-Rex!

Pimp: hey, I don’t do that sort of thing with her, but you know I heard somebody call T-Rex as a joke T-Sex, I think it was a fan! but I know otherwise, according to Angel T-Rex is Mr NO SEX!!! he he what a waster eh?

Mickey: ah but what where you doing in Angels locker room?

Pimp: look your shoe lasses are undone!

Mickey: hey I’m not that stupid!

Pimp: Damn you’re better than Baz then, He’d of fallen for that one hook line and sinker!

Mickey: quit trying to avoid the question!

Pimp: I ummmm, errrrrr, well ahhhhhhh.......... I ummmmmmm needed the ummmmm toilet, yea that’s it, so I used hers!

Mickey: Oh okay

(Pimp begins to walk the other way, and Mickey walks on, and the next door he comes to says “Pimp Bizkit” on the door, he looks back towards Pimp and just shakes his head)

---Commercial---

---Back to Commentating Table---

Will:

“After the tewwibwle beating that Nathaniew Davies took fwom Maxx Pain earwier tonight, he has not been cweared to westle. Thewefowe Maxx Pain wiww defend against the numbew two contendew.”

Dean:

“Who is the number two contender? Not that I care! Maxx will lose whoever he defends to!”

Will:

“Weww, I’m heawing that it is ‘Mooncat’ Cewestia W’yark! She came third in the battwe woyal!”

Dean:

“A woman?!?! What?!?! She should be cooking in the kitchen!”

Will:

“Wait a second! I’m heawing that thewe is a pwoblem backstage!”

The scene cuts to Mooncat’s locker room. She is a bloody mess, laid out cold on the floor. Stood over her with a blood stained cosh is El Gambit, laughing.

Will:

“This is disgwacefuw! First Nathaniel, now Cewestia!”

Dean:

“Does that mean the number three contender will take on Maxx?”

Will:

“I’m heawing fwom backstage that that is cowwect… and now Maxx will be defending his titwe to El Gambit!”

Dean:

“Woo hoo! Maxx’s reign is coming to an end! What genius by El Gambit, he knew he was number three contender so he took out Mooncat with ruthless efficiency to get himself a title shot right here on Travesty!”

Will:

“This is a sowwy state of affairs.”

---Commercial Break---

***Special GZW commercial in honor to “The World’s Greatest” in GroundZero Wrestling***

“The World’s Greatest”

R. Kelly

“I am a mountain,”

A shot of Tate Troublesome sitting at his desk, smoking a cigar.

“I am a tall tree”

Chaos Theory © beating on Wicked Ways.

“Ooh I am a swift wind,”

Manic Depression hitting Depression on Willie Hair.

“Sweepin' the country”

A shot of “Smooth Operator” Billy Bond holding the Intercontinental Championship above his head on the turnbuckle, seconds after defeating Wicked Ways and Nathaniel Davis.

“I am a river,”

Maxx Pain with a vicious chair shot to Dameon’s head.

“Down in the valley”

Magic falls fifteen feet off the zero-tron into a dumpster.

“Ooh I am a vision”

Fubu celebrates after retaining his TV Championship.

“And I can see clearly”

T-rex planting Union Jack with Extinction.

“If anybody asks you who I am”

Gangsta being demolished by Maxx Pain

“Just stand up tall”

Wuchie stands on a chair to reach the height of Magic.

“Look 'em in the face and say”

Sincere and T-rex stand face to face, exchanging words.

“I'm that star up in the sky”

EZ Money reaching for the Light-Heavyweight Championship in a latter match.

“I'm that mountain peak up high”

FireFly leaping off the top rope, hitting Napalm Bomb, but missing after Len moves out of the way.

“Hey I made it,”

Majick hooks both of Country's arms and double arm suplexes Country OFF THE CAGE AND CRASHING DOWN THROUGH A TABLE!!!

“I'm the world's greatest”

Lez does a Fisherman Suplex off the top rope to end Violator’s GZW career.

“And I'm that little bit of hope”

Ass Clown and Happy Sumo talking amongst each other.

“When my back's against the ropes”

Pimp placing the Final Choke to Little Show.

“I can feel it”

Epic and Diamond celebrating after winning the Tag-Team Championships

“I'm the world's greatest”

Nathaniel Davis beating down Union Jack with chair shot after chair shot.

“I am a giant”

Adam Cage sends ZeKe through a table with a jumping hiptoss.

“I am an eagle”

Yiroshi jumps off the guardrail to land on top of Deacon, breaking the Pig Latin announce table.

“Ooh I am a lion”

Baz and the rest of GZW watching the final match of Billy Bond.

“Down in the jungle”

Nathaniel Davis beats up on Monarch in a parking lot.

“I am a marchin' band”

The StormRiders attack  Dameon and Hades after the Hair’s contract has expired.

“I am the people”

The fans enjoying  Manslaughter, holding signs of their favorite superstars.

“Ooh I am a helping hand”

T-rex running down to the ring to save Magic.

“I am a hero”

John Taylor placing the Silencer on Pitfighter, and not letting it go.

“If anybody asks you who I am”

What Money Can Buy forming together to take out the PeaceKeepers.

“Just stand up tall”

Tate standing with the Black Hearts seconds after he swipes the championship from Magic, aimed to hit Deacon.

“Look 'em in the face and say”

Shots of friends (T-rex and Magic, FireFly and Smooth, Epic and Diamond, fans and wrestlers, etc…) shaking hands, hugging, celebrating or talking.

“I'm that star up in the sky”

“I'm that mountain peak up high”

“Hey I made it,”

“I'm the world's greatest”

Continuation of the friendships.

“And I'm that little bit of hope”

“When my back's against the ropes”

“I can feel it”

“I'm the world's greatest”

Clips of the greatest battles in GZW history flash across the screen.

“I'm that star up in the sky”

“I'm that mountain peak up high”

“Hey I made it,”

“I'm the world's greatest”

Continuation of greatest matches.

“And I'm that little bit of hope”

“When my back's against the ropes”

“I can feel it”

“I'm the world's greatest”

As the song fades there is a last shot of “Smooth Operator” Billy Bond doing his grin and the raise of his eyebrow, which ended most of his promos, and to be remembered forever.

GZW 2K1

The Saga Continues…

Clapping, cheers, and whistles from the crowd are heard after they watch a short preview of everything that GZW has been through. The camera shows the fans, smiling to see the late GREAT “Smooth Operator” Billy Bond on the big screen again. The scene cuts to the ring to get on with the show.

~~~ TV Title Match ~~~

~~~ Maxx Pain © V “El Gambit” Santiago De Touwce ~~~

As we return from a commercial, “Violent Mood Swings” is playing and El G is strutting to the ring, wallowing in the boos!

Siu Ann:

“Listen to the boos for El Gambit! Looks like the fans are really angry with what he did to the Mooncat!”

Jackie:

“That was SO great!!”

Siu Ann:

“By the way! Hi everyone, I’m Siu Ann and this is…”

Jackie:

“Jackie Lee! Conichuwa!”

As El G takes off his leather jacket revealing his El Gambit ‘you’re going down, debilucho!’ promotional vest, “My Way” by Limp Bizkit hits the PA, and out comes Maxx Pain to another loud boo!

Jackie:

“Maxx Pain is BAD… he’s finally ignoring that idiot Basildon Bond’s bad influence!”

Maxx, a foul look on his face, stands on the zerotron and motions to the belt around his waist. He smiles, takes it off and holds it up in the air with a huge smile.

Siu Ann:

“It looks like Maxx is rather proud to finally hold a title belt!”

Maxx strides to the ring, and El G bails! Maxx enters the ring straddling the top rope, and holds up his arms to a big cheer from the crowd!

Siu Ann:

“El Gambit high-tails it in fear of Maxx Pain!”

Jackie:

“He’s just getting himself psyched!”

Siu Ann:

“I think I’d need to psyche myself up if I was 100 lbs lighter and a foot shorter that the man I was facing!”

El G gets on the apron, and Maxx comes over to him… but gets a thumb to the eye. El G then jumps over the top rope, and hits a sunset flip!

Jackie:

“This could be it already! I told you El Gambit was using tactics!”

1…

2…

Kickout!

Siu Ann:

“You don’t beat an unscathed Maxx Pain with a sunset flip!”

Maxx is furious, and immediately gets up hitting a huge clothesline on El G. He pulls up the man from Gibraltar and Irish whips him. He hits another huge clothesline!

Siu Ann:

“Two huge clotheslines from Maxx Pain! That must be like being hit with a concrete bollard!”

Once again, Maxx Irish whips El G, but his third clothesline attempt in ducked. Coming off the opposite side of the ring, a Maxx Pain big boot is ducked by El G. Rebounding again, El G leaps at Pain for a cross body… which Maxx catches!

Jackie:

“Oh no!”

One fallaway slam later, El G is on the floor in pain. Maxx capitalises with a scoop slam following by a high elevation standing elbowdrop into an immediate cover.

1…

Siu Ann:

“Maxx Pain is utterly dominating El Gambit! This could be it after the beating he’s dished out!”

2…

Kickout!

Maxx roughly pulls up El G, but then drops him with a big sideways DDT (undertaker style). Another cover.

1…

Siu Ann:

“What a DDT!”

2…

Kickout!

Jackie:

“How resilient is El Gambit!”

Siu Ann:

“I agree! Maxx is dishing out huge punishment to him! Has El Gambit actually hit a move yet?”

Maxx Irish whips El G into the turnbuckle, and then steams in with a huge clothesline. He then lays in the boot, stomping a mudhole into El G.

Siu Ann:

“Look at the intensity of Maxx Pain!”

Maxx pulls him up… then leathers him with another huge clothesline and more mudhole stomping in the corner as the ref heavily berates him.

Jackie:

“Ref Ref! This is all illegal!”

Maxx pulls up El G again, but gets a rake to the eyes. El G hits a dropkick that staggers the big man. He hits another that sends Pain to the ropes. One final dropkick sends Pain flying 360 over the top rope!

Siu Ann:

“Maxx Pain right in front of us! This could get nasty!”

El G bounces off the opposite side of the ring, uses the ropes to springboard, and hits a big elbowdrop on Maxx outside the ring! He follows it up with a scoop slam onto the mats, that leaves Maxx writhing in pain holding his back!

Siu Ann:

“Goodness gracious! Did you see that springboard elbowdrop!”

Jackie:

“Followed by a brutal slam outside the ring! The man got style!”

El G pulls up Maxx and bounces his head off the Pig Latin announce table. Rolling him on top off it, El G ascends the buckles.

Siu Ann:

“What the… GOODNESS GRACIOUS!”

El G flies from the top turnbuckle hitting a Gibraltarsault (Essa Rios moonsault) from the inside to the outside onto Maxx Pain, through the Pig Latin announce table!

Jackie:

“Man! Talk about HKWF style high risk! El Gambit is the man!”

Siu Ann:

“Neither man is moving, and I can’t say I blame them!”

Fans:

“GZW! … GZW! … GZW!”

Jackie:

“Too right! GZ effing W!”

El G slowly gets to his feet and rolls Maxx into the ring. He immediately goes for the cover.

1…

Siu Ann:

“We’ve got a new TV Champion!”

2…

Jackie:

“YES! El Gambit bringing the belt to the HKWF boys!”

KICKOUT!!!!!!!!

Jackie:

“WHAT!!!”

Siu Ann:

“Goodness gracious! I don’t believe it!”

El G can’t believe it! He lays vicious boots into the still floored Maxx, and the ref berates him.

Siu Ann:

“Look how frustrated El Gambit is!”

Jackie:

“I think I would be too!”

El G pulls the big man up and whips him into the corner. He heaves him onto the top buckle, and ascends.

Siu Ann:

“El Gambit looking to end it with a top rope hurancanrana!”

El G leaps on Maxx’s shoulders to go for the hurancanrana… but Maxx anticipates it, elevates him above himself and slams the man from Gibraltar down with a…

Siu Ann:

“Career Ender (last Ride) of the top rope! Goodness gracious! I don’t believe it! A Career Ender off the top rope! El Gambit’s career may well be over after that move!”

Jackie:

“That was… just amazing!”

Maxx pins El G.

1…

Siu Ann:

“It HAS to be over!”

2…

3… NO! The ref is pulled out of the ring by Union Jack who jumped the guardrail!

Siu Ann:

“Look at that! Union Jack just saved El Gambit from being pinned!”

Jackie:

“Good old UJ!”

Maxx thinks he’s won the match and starts celebrating. He then gets suspicious, and starts to look around. When he spots UJ and the ref arguing, his face is a picture of anger. He slides out of the ring, and starts pushing UJ.

Siu Ann:

“This could get ugly!”

UJ pushes back. Maxx pushes UJ one more time, and UJ throws a right! Suddenly, Maxx and UJ are ducking it out outside the ring. El G meanwhile, is still motionless in the ring.

Siu Ann:

“This is rapidly becoming chaos!”

Jackie:

“Isn’t it great!”

The ref tries to split up the fight, but gets caught by a right hand from Maxx, and goes sprawling to the floor. A boot to the groin later, and Maxx is doubled over in pain. UJ rolls the big man into the ring.

Siu Ann:

“What business does Union Jack have here?”

UJ pulls up Maxx, and two seconds later plants him down to the mat with a Jack Hammer (Pedigree).

Siu Ann:

“Goodness gracious! Jack Hammer!”

El G is up, and heads to UJ. They look at each other, smile broadly, and then shake hands.

Siu Ann:

“What?!? It looks like El Gambit knew about this! This must have been planned all along! Are the team of Union Jack and El Gambit back together?”

Jackie:

“Oh I hope so! They were SO great in HKWF!”

Siu Ann:

“Their vicious, cheating tactics as a team were legendary!”

El G lifts up Maxx, and immediately drops him back down with a Rock of Gibraltar DDT!

Siu Ann:

“Owy, owy, ow! I hate that move!”

El G points to Maxx, and then to UJ. UJ nods, pulls up Maxx… and drops him with another Jack Hammer!

Siu Ann:

“Not another one! That’s enough! Someone call security!”

Jackie:

“More, more, more! Maxx Pain may be good, but El Gambit and Union Jack together… now THAT is an unstoppable force!”

El G pulls a doddering Maxx as UJ slides outside to the ref. Reviving him, UJ rolls the ref back into the ring as El G drops Maxx with another Rock of Gibraltar! Going straight into a pin! The ref, half conscious, counts slowly.

1…

Siu Ann:

“Goodness gracious, no! Not like this!”

Jackie:

“Yes! Just like this!”

2…

Maxx gets his foot on the rope, but UJ knocks it off, and the half-conscious ref doesn’t see!

Siu Ann:

“Did you see that? UJ knocked Maxx’s foot off the ropes!”

Jackie:

“I didn’t see anything!”

DING DING DING

Siu Ann:

“In all my years of commentating, I don’t think I’ve seen a bigger Travesty than this!”

Jackie:

“What a team UJ and El Gambit are going to make!”

Siu Ann:

“You’ve got to believe that Maxx Pain will reap unspeakable revenge on Union Jack and El Gambit… but right now, we have a new TV Champion! I’m disgusted!”

As UJ and El G head to the back, El G is holding the title belt up and the crowd are throwing beer cups and other rubbish at them. Maxx is rolling on the floor clutching his head having been dropped on it four times by the evil duo. EMTs and Basildon come running down the ramp to help him as the show goes into commercial.

---Commercial Break---

---Extreme title match---

---No DQ---

Will: What a match we have scheduwed we have the extweme titwe holding duo of Cage and Pitfighter in this match.

Dean: yea but lets face it neither of them two are going to win this match, It will be another piece of gold going to What Money Can Buy.

("Denial" by Sevendust begins to play ont PA system, Manic Depression appears at the top of the rampway, he is met by a chorus of boos from the crowd, as he makes his way to the ring, he smiles before running down to the ring, where referee Adam Lowe is, and gets searched for forein objects)

Dean: why check him for foreign objects he always plays by the rules!

Will: and i'm the queen mother!

Dean: Well I always knew you were a woman, but thats ridiculous!

(Pitfighter now begins to walk down to the ring without any music, the fans look astonished that he has no theme music, but still give him more cheering than booing for one half of the extreme champions)

Dean: to tell you the truth I think he should be holding the title, so how come Adam Cage is holding the title? is there not a second title to go along?

Will: Well I don't think anybody ever expected there to be a double campion!

Dean: no neither did I.

Will: and I think they expevted the situation to be wectified within a week or so.

Dean: well it hasn't but maybe tonight it will be!

("Name of the Game" by Crystal Meth begins to play on the PA system, and running down the rampway comes Gidoen, who darts to the ring, slides in after being met by a huge cheer from the crowd, he runs at Manic, who slides out of the rin, and referee Adam Lowe has to hold him back)

Will: this sitation between the Peacekeepers, and What Money Can Buy is reaching boiling point here

(Last but not least "One Step Closer" By Linkin Park begins to play ont PA system, and Adam Cage appears at the top of the rampway and is met by a mixed reaction, but mainly boos from the crowd, he wlak down the rampway with a cocky tride before entering the ring)

Dean: “MANIC D...... MANIC D......”

Will: typical go for the bad guy!

Dean: well who do you want me to cheer for.... surely not somebody as talentless as Gideon, but atleast he’s not as talentless as my understudy commentary team Jackie, and Siu Ann, what a couple of wasters they are!

(Cage slides into the ring, and as the referee is try to restrain Gidoen, he attacks him from behind, with a couple of forearms to his back before Pitfighter comes over and clotheslines Cage out of the ring, to the outside, as that happens Manic takes advantage of Gideon, and pulls his legs either side of the ring post, and as it happens the crowd seem to squirm, and go “OWWWWW”)

Dean:atleast there will be no more baby Gideons! hehehe

Will: can you for once show some compassion for your fewwow man!

Dean: maybe Gideons already had a baby..... and judgeing by how ugly he is it must be YOU WILL!

(Pitfighter Planchas over the top rope, and lands on cage, and begins to mount punches, but Cage reverses it, and it goes back and forth, meanwhile Manic lays in a figure four leg lock)

Dean: yea break his legs, go on Manic WOOOO HOOOOO!

(Cage and Pit eventually get split up by the referee, and Manic attacks Pitfighter, and slams him into the security rail, then pointing at Cage)

Dean: looks like Cage is next!

Will: aww heww as bwoke out at the beggining of this match what more can happen? the beww to begin this match hasn’t even wang yet!

(the referee Adam Lowe is between them both, and telss them to get into the ring, they both roll in, followed by the ref, who calls for the bell to begin the match)

(DING, DING)

Dean:well its rang now

Will: maybe now we can get a match fairwy!

(Cage, and Manic dive at each other and lock up. Cage gets the advantage with a headlock, but is pushed off into the ropes by Manic. Cage bounces off the ropes, Manic ducks and Cage glides over the top, Cage bounces off the far ropes, and this time is met by a spear straight into a cover)

ONE.....

Dean: Early win here for Manic!

TWO.......

(Kickout)

Will: not yet

(Manic picks up Cage, and drops him with a backbreaker where he holds cage, and gets tyhe ref to see if he quits, but Cage refuses)

Will: I don’t think you’ll get Cage to give up, awthough I don’t wike his comments towards Diamond Swedge!

(Manic lets go of the hold, and he wipes his forehead, and throughs the sweat down on Cage, but as he does Gideon sends him down with a clothesline. Manic attempts to crawl out of the ring, but Gid grabs hold of his pants to stop him. Gideon picks up Manic, and drops him with a powerbomb into a cover)

ONE..........

Will: Gidoen could have it here!

TWO..........

(Cage jumps in and whacks Gideon on his back to stop the count)

Dean: Cage just saved his title!

Will: yea but wiww Gideon make him pay for what he did?

(Gideon attampts to knock Cage down with his fist, but Cage ducks grabs hold of his arm, swings round and wraps his legs around Gids other arm, and using his weight brings Gideon down into a pining attempt)

ONE........

Will: nice innovative move there!

TWO.......

(Pitfighter interupts, by using Gidoens position to slide him to the outside, with a powerbomb on the outside. Pit fighter is quickly on the apron, and is met by Cage, who throws a left hook at Pit, but Pit blocks, and throws a left hook of his own that is blocked by Cage. Cage is suddenly rolled up into a small package by Manic)

ONE..........

Will: another cover by Manic....

TWO........

(Pitfighter jumps over the ropes, and lands on Manic making the cover with a leg drop. Pitfighter rolls Manic over and makes the cover)

ONE.......

Will: Pitighter now with a cover!

TWO.......

(Cage who lies next to where the cover is being made interupts it with an elbow to the back of Pitfighter)

Dean: what is it with everybody making covers!

Will: weww they aww know that one cover is aww it takes to win the extweme title!

(Cage and Pitfighter are up to their feet, and begin to exchange blows, and they fall over the top rope, and start to brawl on the outside)

Will: Cage and Pitfighter reawwy don’t seem to wike each other, and have been going at it for weeks now..... when wiww this aww end?

Dean: Who cares its been rather entertaining!

(Epic, and Eclipse appear at the top of the rampway, and are met by a chorus of boos, they start to yell at the crowd, and they continue to rain boos down on the crowd. Meanwhile in the ring, Manic is getting to his feet, and Gideon enters the ring, and takes Manic down with a version of (Christians Unprettier), into a cover)

Dean: OH NOOOOO!

ONE..........

Will: Gidoen could have it here!

(Epic, and Eclipse start to run down to the ring)

TWO....

(Epic, and Eclipse silde into the ring)

THREE........

Will: NO, Epic and Eclipse managed to bweak the cover up there!

Dean: Phew!

(Epic, and Eclipse begin to double team Gideon, as they drag him over to a corner and Eclipse strangles him with his boot)

Will: Weferee do something!

Dean: ahahaha he can’t its No DQ!

(From the enterance way burst Davis, and Diamond with steele chairs, they start to sprint down to the ring, as the crowd explode with a loud roar)

Dean: OWWWW my ears!

Will: and you caww me a wimp!

(Cage gets the better of Pit, again in the fisticuffs. Davis and Diamond swing for Epic, and Eclipse, and just on time, they get under the ropes, Davis and Diamond chase Epic, and Eclipse, but Cage gets in Diamonds face, and pushes him away, stoping him from chasing, Diamond doesn’t take to nicely to it, and swings and knocks Cage down with the steel chair, he holds his head to say what have I done, before he gets his attention back on the chase, and starts to try and catch up with Epic, Eclipse, and Davis)

Dean: What the?

Will: I don’t think Diamond took too nicewy to Cage there!

Dean: I know I’m shocked!

(Pit fighter looks down on Cage, smiles picks him up, and rolls him into the ring, mean while in the ring, Manic picks Gidoen out of the corner, and drops him with a vertical suplex into a cover)

ONE.......

Dean: YEA, Manic has it!

TWO.......

THREE.......

Will: No Gideon got his shoulder up!

Dean: GOD NOOOOOOO!

Will: amazing!

(Pitfighter climbs the ropes, and hits a frogsplash ( a la R-V-D), into a cover)

ONE.......

Will: Pit has it!

TWO......

Dean: NO MANIC should have it!

(Manic bounces off the ropes, and lays a dropkick to the face of pitfighter (a la Kaientai), to break up the cover)

Will: Stiww no Winner!

(Pitfighter picks up Manic, who his a low blow, and then walks over to the cover and bgins to pull the padding off the top turnbuckle)

Will: NOOOO come on!

Dean: hey everything is fair in the world of NO DQ wrestling!

(Cage, and Gideon are up to their feet, and they begin to exchange blows, as Pit gets to his feet)

Will: can you bewieve this aww four men, are now standing!

Dean: no Manic should be the onwy one standing!

(Pit pushes Manic into the uncovered turnbuckle, as Cage pushes Gideon into the ropes, qand hits a superkick. Pit, rolls up Manic in a small package, as Cage drops on Gideon to make the covers simultaneously, and referee Adam Lowe makes a double cover)

ONE.......

Dean: what the?

TWO.......

Will: I don’t bewieve what I am seeing!

THREE.......

(Ding Ding)

Dean: Oh my god the same has happened again! I don’t believe this, this oh my god the odds on that happening!

Will: WOW!

(both Cage, and Pitfighter jump up, and raise their arms up in the air, boith thinking they have won, they then notice that they are both celebrating, they look and stair at each other)

Anouncer: the result is that... that retaining their title is....... Adam Cage

(Cage raises his arm up in triumph, and laughs at Pitfighter)

Anouncer: and Pitfighter!

(Pitfighter now begins to laugh at Adam Cage, they both begin to stair t each other, and Cage is first to react with another superkick)

Dean: WOW, I thought this duo holding the titles would have eded tonight!

Will: me too Dean!

(Cage runs to the announce table collects the Extreme title, before running up the rampway with it)

--------------------- Commercial -----------------

---Main Event---

---Non-Title---

**Pimp vs. UJ vs. Magic vs. T-Rex**

[“Breathe” by Prodigy kicks in around the arena as UJ makes his way down the ramp. The fans rail him as he makes his way around the ring. He climbs into the ring and flips off the crowd as the music fades out.]

[“Bittersweet” by Fuel begins to play around the arena as Magic makes his way down the ramp slowly. The crowd cheers loudly for one of there favorite wrestlers. Magic stops at the base of the ring and stares daggers through UJ as he yells at Magic to climb in. The music quickly fades out as the two men yell at each other.]

Billy: No love loss by these two men.

[“I am number one!” echoes around the arena as T-Rex makes his way down the ramp with a brace on his right knee. The crowd erupts into a defining cheer as the big man slowly walks down the ramp. He stops at the base of the ring next to Magic and eyes UJ. T-Rex and Magic eye each other and nod as they slide into the ring and attack UJ with massive right hands.]

Jennifer: Rex and Magic are double-teaming UJ.

[Pimp comes running down the ramp to no music and throws the IC Title down on the ground as he slides into the ring. He runs over and joins in on the assault to UJ.]

Billy: Rex, Magic, and Pimp are all working together to assault UJ.

Jennifer: I think they all have something in common and that’s the fact they all dislike UJ.

Billy: Just because the man’s better than everyone else doesn’t mean you gotta dislike him.

Jennifer: Shut up Billy.

The three continue their assault on UJ until he finally pulls himself out of the ring to catch a breather. Pimp yells something at UJ then turns around and receives a right hand from both Rex and Magic. The two men pound away on Pimp as he struggles to block them. The two men whip him across the ring and charge in knocking him over the top rope with a double closeline. Magic and Rex stand back as the crowd erupts with a huge face pop.

Jennifer: Wow those two are unstoppable.

Billy: Just wait till UJ gets going. Then we’ll see who’s unstoppable.

UJ slides into the ring behind the two men and charges in nailing Magic in the back of the head with a closeline knocking him to the mat. Rex turns to face the man but is caught by a severe right hand to the jaw. Rex stumbles back trying to regain his wits as UJ nails him with another right hand knocking him back a few steps. Rex goes for a right hand but UJ ducks it and hooks Rex around the waist and goes for an over the head belly to belly suplex but Rex blocks it with a double arm axe handle to the back slumping UJ to the ground. Pimp slides into the ring and nails Rex with a low blow.

Jennifer: That was not cool.

Billy: That was way cool.

Magic gets to his feet and goes after Pimp. The two men exchange rights and lefts in the corner as UJ stomps away on the injured leg of Rex. T-Rex screams in pain as UJ latches on a standing leg lock and grabs onto the ropes for added leverage. Rex screams and begins to slam his arms around trying to break free. Pimp grabs Magic by the back of the head and throws him over the top rope to the outside with a loud thud. Pimp turns around and walks over to UJ and Rex and stomps away on the tied up leg of Rex. The ref checks on Rex to see if he wants to quit but he bites his bottom lip and refuses to quit. Magic slides into the ring and nails UJ in the back of the head with an elbow shot breaking the hold. Pimp grabs onto the leg and ties it into the ropes as Magic attacks UJ. UJ goes for a right hand but Magic blocks it then kicks him in the stomach doubling him over. Magic turns around grabbing UJ’s head and drops him with a stunner. Magic rolls him over and makes the cover hooking the leg.

One

Two

Jennifer: Union Jack got the shoulder up at the last second.

Billy: Thank god.

Pimp stomps away on the leg of Rex as Magic stomps away on the downed UJ. Rex grabs Pimp’s leg and pulls him to the ground and unties his leg. He pulls himself up to his feet by using the top rope. Magic lifts UJ to his feet and whips him across the ring into the turnbuckle. He charges in and nails him with a thunderous closeline rocking the ring. T-Rex hobbles around as Magic steps back and yells something at Rex. He charges in and nails UJ with a massive cross body block knocking him to the ground. Rex goes to make the cover as Pimp sneaks up behind Magic and rolls him up into a schoolboy. The ref looks at both pins and just goes down slamming both hands on the mat.

One…One

Two…Two

Both UJ and Magic power out as the ref scrapes the mat. Pimp slams his fist on the mat and gets in the ref’s face yelling profanities. Magic walks over behind Pimp and grabs him from behind. He lifts him up and nails him with a germen suplex and holds it for a pin.

One

Two

Rex walks over and kicks Magic’s legs out from under him breaking the count.

Jennifer: Uh oh.

Billy: Oh yea it’s go time.

Magic gets in T-Rex’s face and the two men begin to jaw at each other. UJ and Pimp sneak up behind the two men and slam their heads together several times. Rex and Magic both slump to the mat in a heap as flood begins to trickle from the two men’s heads.

Billy: Blood! Now we got a match.

Jennifer: Your hopeless.

UJ stomps away on Rex as Pimp stomps away on Magic. Pimp lifts Magic to his feet and drops him down with a stunner. He stands up and begins to celebrate by pointing at various women in the crowd and mouthing, “I’ll call you.” Pimp lifts Magic back to his feet and whips him into the corner. He walks in and begins to yell obscene things about Steph. A ball of fire seems to erupt as Magic grabs Pimp around the throat and spins around throwing him into the corner. He pounds away on Pimp’s face as he tries to block them. UJ walks up behind Magic and grabs him from behind but he kicks straight back nailing UJ with a low blow. T-Rex crawls behind UJ and rolls him up as the ref makes the count.

One

Two

Magic walks over and breaks up the count. Once again the two men get into each others face but quickly temper’s flair and the two men begin to exchange rights and lefts. Magic kicks Rex in his bad knee doubling him over. Magic turns around grabbing the head of Rex and drops him down with a bulldog. He makes the cover on Rex as the ref slides into position again.

One

Two

Rex rolls the shoulder as UJ and Pimp dive in breaking the count.

Billy: What a match this has been so far.

Jennifer: I hate to see it end.

Billy: This match will end when UJ wants it to end.

UJ lifts Rex up and pounds away on the big man’s face. The ref breaks this up yelling at UJ to open the fist. He just smirks and nails the ref with a right hand. He turns back at Rex and goes for a right hand but he blocks it and kicks him in the midsection. He lifts UJ up for a powerbomb as he squirms around. He turns him around and signals for “Extinction.” Suddenly a loud boo comes from the crowd as El Gambit comes storming down the ram with a lead pipe. He slides into the ring and stands in front of Rex. He smiles then bashes Rex in the kneecap with the pipe doubling him over and causing him to drop UJ. El G rears back and brings the pipe down on the back of Rex’s head busting him open and knocking him out. Pimp charges in looking to catch the drop on El G but he turns around quickly and knocks Pimp down with a massive pipe shot busting him open.

Jennifer: What is going on?

Billy: Who cares? This is great.

Magic gets to his feet slowly and turns around receiving a pipe shot busting him open as well. UJ smiles and makes the cover on Pimp. El G grabs the ref and yells at him to make the count. The ref climbs through the blood and sweat and makes the slow count.

One

Jennifer: No…

Two

Billy: Yes!!!

Three

UJ stands up as El G raises his hand in celebration. The two men celebrate in the ring as “Breathe” by the Prodigy kicks in. The crowd litters the ring with trash as the two men celebrate the victory.

Jennifer: What the hell?

Billy: I know isn’t it great?

Jennifer: I’m speechless.

Billy: Wow there’s a first. Well ladies and gentlemen we’re outta time. We’ll cya Monday on Manslaughter. For Dean, Will, Jackie, Siu Ann, and Jennifer. Good night.