~~~ In Tokyo Airport ~~~
The scene opens to
show a close up of ‘El Gambit’ Santiago De Touwce’s face. He has a jet-black
and blonde streaked ponytail tied low and loose. Strands of his fringe are
hanging outside of the ponytail. His face, almost a permanent sneer has
designer stubble, and he chews on a toothpick The camera pulls back for a full
body shot and shows that the ex-light heavyweight champion is at Tokyo Airport.
There is much hustle and bustle behind him, and he is looking up at the
departure times. His long, black, leather trench coat is draped over his
shoulders like in the Godfather films, and his slightly frilled purple shirt is
only buttoned up half way. He has a holdall in his hand.
Suddenly,
there is a hand on his shoulder, and his head snaps around to see who it is. El
G looks on in astonishment and horror, as it is Alex DeMonye who has grabbed
his shoulder!”
El G:
“MIERDA!
What are you going here?”
El G
drops his bag and pulls back into a fighting stance, and Alex smirks cockily
before motioning his hands for El G to calm down. El G pulls a face like a
bulldog licking piss of a thistle, and scowls at the former Smack Talk writer.
El G:
“What
do you want, or am I going to have to take you out all over again?”
El G
reaches into coat pocket and Alex laughs a little.
DeMonye:
“Calm
down Santiago. I’m not here to arrest you. I'm here to have a little ‘TALK’
with you, perhaps come to an agreement about our situation?”
El G:
“Call
me Mr. De Touwce... you want to talk... talk, debilucho!”
DeMonye:
“Fair
enough... Both you and I know that I hold all the cards here Mr. De Touwce. So
really you better listen up!”
El G:
“You
might hold the cards, but I hold the cosh! Just say what you want to say, and
hurry up about it!”
DeMonye:
“Well
I've got a proposition for you. I want you to come and work for me.”
El G:
“You
want WHAT?!?! I’m a wrestler, an arse kicker, the Lone Wolf! I’m not a biased,
no idea writer for a magazine!”
DeMonye:
“You
might be a wrestler, an ass kicker, a Lone Wolf! But can you really do all that
from a state prison?”
El G:
“Why
would you want me, El Gambit, to write for your patetico column?”
Alex
laughs, and Gambit scowls.
DeMonye:
“I
don't want to write in my column, Mr. De Touwce.”
El G looks puzzled.
El G:
“Then what do you want me for?”
Alex
smiles devilishly.
DeMonye:
“Have
you ever considered wrestling somewhere else than GZW?”
El G:
“Considered?
I have and do, idiota! I am, and always will be HKWF! ... Why?”
DeMonye:
“I'm
not talking about your precious little cult fed! What would you say to coming
and wrestling for me? In WWA, the World Wrestling alliance?”
El G:
“The
What? Never heard of it! And why would I want to wrestle for you, the patetico
debilucho that is taking me to court?”
DeMonye:
“Nobody
has heard of it, Santiago. It’s going to brand new, heavily sponsored and could
be your jumping point to the stars... Not to say that not already one, but
wouldn’t you like to one day be admired and awarded for the person you are? ‘El
Gambit’ Santiago De Touwce?”
El G is
somewhat taken aback, and looks thoughtful. DeMonye appears rather amused, but
patiently waits for the man from Gibraltar to contemplate.
El G:
“A
brand new federation... a place for me to make the ultimate fresh start and
take not only the light-heavyweight division, but the whole federation by
storm? Interesting, very interesting...”
El G strokes his chin in thought, but suddenly a big
scowl floods across his face.
El G:
“But it’ll be a bit pointless if the owner is putting
me behind bars!”
DeMonye:
“Well I
couldn't have my star locked up... So if you come to work in WWA, consider the
charges dropped, pending performance.”
El G:
“Blackmail,
eh?”
El
Gambit’s face is taken over by a wry smile.
DeMonye:
“I
prefer to call it ‘Good Business’.”
El G:
“Maybe
you’re not quite the patetico debilucho I thought you were! I tell you what:
drop the ‘pending performance’... you won't need it... and you got yourself
Gibraltar’s greatest wrestler on your roster deMonye!”
This
time it is deMonye’s turn to look thoughtful, but after a few seconds, he comes
to a decision.
DeMonye:
“Done!
Welcome to the proud new world of WWA!”
DeMonye
extends his hand, and El G reluctantly shakes it.
El G:
“Thanks,
but if you’ll excuse me ‘boss’, I have a plane to catch... unfinished business
with your bum chums!”
When El
G goes to pull away from Alex, deMonye holds tight.
DeMonye:
“Mr.
Gambit, if you’re referring to Pride. Your business is your business but the
stronger Pride gets, the weaker GZW gets. And the weaker GZW gets, the better
it is for WWA. Do we understand?”
El G
smiles nastily.
El G:
“Understood,
and I like the way you think. It looks like it may well be a pleasure doing
business with you after all! However, I will be finishing what I have to finish
first.”
Alex
nods, and lets go of El Gambit hand and the luce libre star walks away to board
his plane. As El Gambit rounds the boarding bay, Alex quickly pulls out his
cell phone.
DeMonye:
“Jonathan,
I’ve just landed our ‘Main Attraction’. Now you hold up to your end of the deal
and get me the rest of my wrestlers! I’m on my way back now!”
Violin music blasts loudly over the
PA, and is quickly juxtaposed with a heavy drumbeat, and electric piano… The
Wednesday Night Wyldsyde Theme (which appears to have been adopted for Storm),
The GZW instrumental remix version of ‘Bring her Down’ by Rob Zombie, kicks in.
Out comes Siu Ann Wong and Jackie Lee waving to the crowd. Siu Ann is wearing a
modern dress suit and her trademark pebble specs. Jackie meanwhile is in his
wrestling attire of a half leotard with a Jaguar fur pattern, with a black
jacket over the top. The pair of them slap the hands of fans on their way down
to the commentary table. Once there, they hook themselves up.
As they’re hooking themselves up,
the camera pans around to look at the banners. There’s the usual bad drawings
of wrestlers, and the obligatory idiots with their tops off and the letters of
a wrestler’s name painted on their chests. There are four fans stood next to
each other, all with a separate word on their banner: ‘It’s’ ‘Gonna’ ‘Be’ and
‘Smooth’. Someone else has done a South Park style cartoon of Chains and Kid
Kaos and is waving them around madly. Another banner reads: ‘I’m the next
member of Pride’.
Siu Ann:
“Hello everyone and welcome to
GZW’s Sunday Night Storm! No Wyldsyde or Travesty this week, but we’ve pulled
out the stops to bring you a very special episode of Storm!”
Jackie:
“Conichuwa! I’m ‘Jaguar’ Jackie
Lee, alongside Siu Ann Wong as your compares for the show!”
Siu Ann:
“And what a show it is, we have a debut match, pitting
‘The Arabian Sun’ Mirage against ‘The Selected One’ J Square!”
Jackie:
“I like the look of that guy,
but quite why he fancies that bald headed freak Celestia L’yark, I’ll never
bloody know!”
Siu Ann:
“Not only that, we
have a Bedlam rules tag team match, that being no tag format, but one pin wins
it. We’re gonna see The Brother}{ood take on the Stormriders after their little
disagreement two weeks ago! AND the Light Heavyweight Title is on the line
when Justin Sharp defends against Desecrator!”
Jackie:
“How’d that idiot get two title
shots when poor old El Gambit didn’t even get his rematch! I bet that Alex
DeMonye has something to do with it… he’s gonna get ravaged by the Lone Wolf
again, you can bet that! Ha! Teaming a Wolf with a Jaguar, he doesn’t know what
he’s got himself into!”
Siu Ann:
“You might want to watch what
happened before the show opened before making comments like that Jackie! But
anyway, in the main event we see Maxx Pain defending his TV title against
Diamond Sledge! After their disgraceful attack on him last week, I really hope
that Diamond can teach that bully a lesson!”
Jackie:
“I can’t stand either of those
guys! Diamond is a soppy goodie goodie, and Maxx Pain shouldn’t mess with
HKWF’s finest! But the REAL main event is a tag match: Albert Wuchie and Ass
Clown are gonna be utterly destroyed by me, ‘Jaguar’ Jackie Lee and my partner,
Mick McNasty!”
Siu Ann:
“Strange that it’s the second
lowest match on the card then!”
Jackie:
“Shaddap Siu Ann! What do you
know?”
Siu Ann:
“I know we’re passing over to
Mark Cascade and Albert Cortez for Mirage’s debut match!”
~~~ Debut Match ~~~
~~~ ‘The Arabian Sun’ Mirage V
‘The Selected One’ J Squared ~~~
‘Smart’ Mark Cascade: Thanks Siu
Ann! Another exciting new competitor in the GZW is set to make his debut
tonight as we get our first look at “Arabian Sun” Mirage!
Albert Cortez: Forget him, I
want to see some hoes! GZW needs more broads!
First out to the ring is The
Selected One, J Squared. He comes out to the ring with his toy banjo and
wearing a "Choke on those Dopenuts!" shirt.
Cascade: Here’s the man who
claims to have stroke, The Selected One J Squared!
Cortez: Yeah, I bet he has
"stroke"…(Albert makes an obscene hand gesture)
Out next is Mirage. He makes his
way to the ring as the crowd boos him for his Anti-American promos seen on GZW
Television.
The two men stand in the ring as
the match is under way. J Squared wastes little time as he moves in with his
plastic toy banjo, swinging for Mirage’s head. Mirage sidesteps the banjo shot,
grabs his opponent from the side and drops him with a belly to back suplex. The
Selected One slowly gets up to his feet. Mirage with a dropkick to the
face.
Cascade: What a spectacular Dropkick
to Death from Mink!
Mirage lifts J Squared up to his
feet and takes him down with a vertical suplex. Mirage bounces off the ropes
for momentum and drops an elbow drop to the chest. Mirage lifts J Squared up
and whips him to the ropes. Mirage follows J in and clotheslines the Selected
One, sending him over the top rope and out of the ring.
Cascade: Out goes the Selected
One to the floor!
As J Squared slowly gets up on
the Coliseum floor, Mirage climbs up to the top turnbuckle. Mirage leaps off
and nails J with a flying wheel kick to the face. The fans erupt with boos.
Cascade: What a fantastic move
by Mirage! Listen to these fans!
Cortez: Who cares about these
fans? Americans always think they are better than everyone in the world!
Mirage gets up to his feet and
tosses J Squared into the ring. Mirage gets in as well. Mirage lifts up J, sets
him up with his head between his legs. Mirage lifts J up by the waist and holds
him in the air by the armpits. Mirage flips J off and drops down with the…
Cascade: Sand Storm! (crucifix powerbomb into a pedigree) But Mirage is
not done yet! He’s going up to the middle rope!
Cortez: This guy must really
hate Americans!
With J Squared on the mat Mirage leaps off with a legdrop.
Cascade: Mirage connects with Fatal Sting!
Mirage with the cover.
1...2...
Cascade: Three! “Arabian Sun” Mirage wins in convincing fashion here tonight on
Storm!
Mirage raises his arms in victory, but something on the stage catches his
attention…
Cascade: Look! It’s Invincible!
Invincible stands on the stage, holding an American flag, watching Mirage, as
if to scout him.
Cortez: You don’t anymore American than Invincible!
Invincible merely raises the flag
in the air as the Coliseum crowd explodes in cheers.
Cascade: For Albert Cortez, I’m
Smart Mark Cascade, enjoy the rest of Sunday Storm!
~~~ In the Development Wresters Locker Room ~~~
The scene opens in
the jobber locker-room. All the usual suspects are there: American Fat Ass,
Happy Sumo, Terry Pattern, Ass Clown, Bone Dry Austen Stevens, Supa Man,
&c.
Bilston Brawler is
sat next to ‘Bad Boy’ Ben Robertson. The Brawler has his stereo on, and a
stupidly loud Darude record can be heard. Ben tries to gain his attention…
Robertson:
“Hey Brawler…
Brawler?! BRAWLER!!”
Brawler:
“Doo doo dooby do!
Doooo, doo doo dooby doo!”
Robertson:
“OI!”
Brawler is still in
his little rave world, and even starts doing the big fish, little fish,
cardboard box dance (ask Mark A if that means nothing to you). Robertson clocks
him one, knocking him to the floor. Brawler rips off his headphones and looks
up!
Brawler:
“Hey! What you do
that for?”
Robertson:
“Finally! You know
I’ve been thinking, this is Sunday Storm, right?”
Brawler:
“Yeah?”
Robertson:
“The show named
after Magic, right?”
Brawler:
“So?”
Robertson:
“Well he hasn’t got
a match, right?”
Brawler:
“And?”
Robertson:
“Well he should
have one! And I, ‘Bad Boy’ Ben Robertson am the man to take him on! Why should
Ass Clown and McNasty get matches on Storm and I don’t? I’m gonna go and
challenge Magic to a match! Get myself in the main event! All I need is a
shot!”
Assertively,
Robertson strides out of the locker room, as the Brawler looks on in
incredulously (although the Brawler wouldn’t know what incredulous means). He
shrugs, puts his headphones on, sits cross-legged on the floor, and starts to
rave.
~~~ Tag Team Match ~~~
~~~ Albert ‘Fortune Cookie’
Wuchie & Ass Clown ~~~
~~~ V ~~~
~~~ ‘Jaguar’ Jackie Lee &
Mick McNasty ~~~
Siu Ann: Siu Ann here
again commentating for this match between those two proud idiots, Jackie Lee,
and Albert Wuchie! More than a week
preparing, I hope Jackie Lee kicks some Wuchie……
Suddenly “The Way You
Like It” by Adema hits and the lovely Jessica Wuchie steps out onto the ramp.
Siu Ann: Goodness Gracious! No, no, no! This can’t be
right.
Jessica gets down to
the ring and walks around the outside until she reaches the commentating
table. She sits down and places a pair
of headphones on her head.
Jessica: Why hello Siu Ann, aren’t we looking angry
tonight?
Siu Ann: You would be too if you had to sit next to…
you.
Jessica: UH!
This is exactly the reason why I am the best female commentator to grace
this lovely planet.
Siu Ann: I don’t think so. I have been in this business for years! I have worked my butt off to deserve my spot as the best female
commentator.
Jessica: To be a female, you have to be 100% REAL.
Siu Ann: YOU BI….
“War” by WAR hits as Albert
“The Fortune Cookie” Wuchie and his joke of a partner, Ass Clown, comes out
from the backstage area. Ass Clown
follows closely behind Albert, doing childish bunny and moose ears. The fans cheer for “The Fortune Cookie” as
he gets into the ring.
Jessica: Albert is SO going to give Jackie a ‘Chinese
Onslaught’!
“Debaser” by THE
PIXES is the next to echo through the arena.
Jackie Lee and Mick McNasty come out to the entranceway. The two walk down the ramp to a mixed
reaction from the crowd. The two get
inside the ring and approach their opponents.
Siu Ann: Albert doesn’t stand a chance.
Jessica: Against that fat pig? I think not!
Ass Clown has one of
his usual pies in his hand. He walks
towards the referee, being Jasmine Kuraki.
He suddenly tosses the pie into her face. She drops to the ground, rubbing her eyes. She then rolls out of the ring, trying to
regain her sight. In the time being
Jackie Lee charges at Ass Clown and clotheslines him down. On the other end of the ring Albert Wuchie
is laying in punches to Mick McNasty.
Jackie and Albert both go to whip their opponents across the ring, but
as they do the two collide into each other.
Mick and Ass Clown stagger about.
Jackie and Albert both run at their opponents and end up sandwiching the
two between them.
Siu Ann: With Jasmine down this match is going to be
out of control.
Albert grabs Mick and
looks at Jackie with a devious grin. He
then hits him with a swinging neckbreaker.
Jessica: A move that Jackie is well familiar with!
Siu Ann: That’s just like Albert to steal Jackie’s
moves.
Jackie looks to be
getting mad, but then grins back. He
now begins to slap Ass Clown’s head numerous times.
Siu Ann: Annoyance!
Jessica: Albert stealing Jackie’s move, eh?
Albert is next as he grabs both of Mick’s and
Ass Clown’s heads and slams them into one another’s with the double noggin
knocker! Jackie Lee quickly follows
with a Wuchbuster (Grabs opponent’s head and slams it into his rising
knee) on Ass Clown! Albert begins to fume. He grabs Mick and sends him into the
ropes. As he comes back Albert plants
him with a big boot then quickly follows up with a legdrop.
Jessica: Is this a contest to see who can do each
other’s moves the most or what?
Siu Ann: I don’t know, but Jackie is surly kicking
butt.
Jessica: WHAT?!
Jackie Lee picks Ass
Clown to his feet, lifts him into the air, then drives him into the mat with a mitchinoku
driver! Mick staggers back to his
feet but is quickly taken down with a body slam by Albert. But Jackie quickly follows with the Chinese
Onslaught (Fisherman Suplex to sit-down powerbomb)!
Siu Ann: Goodness Gracious! What a vicious move!
Jessica: Yeah, Jackie has to use Albert’s moves
because his suck so bad!
Siu Ann: Do not!
Jessica: Do too!
Albert begins to get
angry. He picks Mick to his feet and
suddenly takes him down with the Running Powerslam! Jasmine finally gets back to her feet. Her face is still covered with the whip
cream. Jackie picks Ass Clown to his
feet, but suddenly changes directions and plants Albert with the
Jessica: CRACK OF THE COOKIE (Very hard
spinebuster/Alabama Slam)! THAT
BASTARD!
Siu Ann: How dare you! Albert is his opponent; he has the right to give him that move.
Jackie goes for the
pin, but Jessica rushes onto the ring apron.
Jasmine stops the count and tries to get Jessica off the apron.
Siu Ann: That wench!
Siu Ann gets out of
her seat and grabs Jessica and forces her off the apron. Once she turns around Siu Ann slaps the
taste out of her mouth. Jessica drops
to one knee and looks up at Siu Ann furiously.
She gets to her feet and returns the slap. Siu Ann then dives at Jessica and the two roll around at ringside
in a huge catfight.
In the ring Albert
gets back to his feet. Jackie Lee kicks
Albert in the mid-section, then places his head between his legs. Jackie lifts Albert up in the piledriver
position, but Albert works his way out.
Jackie goes for it again, but the same result occurs. He tries again but Albert lifts Jackie over
his head, stalls him on his shoulders using every muscle in his body, and then
drives him into the match with Crack Of The Cookie! Albert falls over, weakened by picking the
40-pound overweight man.
At ringside Jessica
and Siu Ann are still going at it.
Jasmine Kuraki climbs out of the ring and goes to separate the two. She then calls for help. Two referees run down to ringside and try
their best to split the two up but they get free and attack each other
again. Finally two of the three
referees get the two apart and take them back stage.
Ass Clown and Mick
get back to their feet as does Albert and Jackie. Jackie grabs Ass Clown and slams him into the mat with his running
powerslam and Albert comes out of nowhere, hitting a, echoing Kung-Wuchie
style superkick! Albert pins Mick
and Jackie pins Ass Clown. Jasmine and
the other referee see the count and slide into the ring. The two count.
One…
One…
Two…
Two…
Three…
Three!!!
Ding Ding Ding!!!
Jasmine and the other
ref look at each other and dispute over the decision. They then tell the ring announcer the outcome.
Ring Announces: Ladies and gentlemen, this match has been
called a draw!
The fans give a mixed
reaction. Albert rolls out of the ring
and heads back up the ramp, looking at Jackie yell and point at him. Albert returns the taunts. The scene cuts to commercial soon after.
~~~ Commercial ~~~
The camera comes back, and shows Siu Ann and Jackie (who
has returned to the commentary table), both looking absolutely spilling over
with anger!
Siu Ann:
“Welcome back to Travesty… and I apologise! I’ve never
seen anything so damned unprofessional in this business as what I just saw
those Wuchie Siblings just do!”
Jackie:
“That little punk is NOT going to get away with this
bollocks! I’m gonna kick his arse so damned hard, he won’t be able to shit for
a week! I won that match fair and square! And how dare he insult the first ever
HKWF Hong Kong champ by stealing my moves! That punk thinks he’s funny, well
he’s gonna get his!”
Siu Ann:
“Jackie! Language… but I hope you do! As for that little
bitch Jessica, how DARE she slap me! The cheek, the arrogance, goodness
gracious! I feel like going to the back and slapping her so hard she’ll need
dentures! In fact, right here, right now, I’m making a challenge! Next week on
Travesty: Siu Ann Wong and Jackie Lee versus Albert and Jessica Wuchie! We
challenge you to an inter-gender match!”
Jackie:
“We do? … Actually, bloody hell yeah, why the hell not?”
Siu Ann:
“Anyway unlike those two Wuchies, we’re professional: so
onto what we’re here for! Our next match has the new alliance of Chains and Kid
Kaos in their first match as a tag team!”
Jackie:
“But look who they’re taking on! HKWF’s finest: the StormRiders!
A rookie team like that just haven’t got a chance, even if it does have the
Extreme Champion as one of its members!”
~~~ Bedlam Tag Team Match ~~~
~~~ The Brother}{ood (Chains & Kid Kaos) ~~~
~~~ V ~~~
~~~The StormRiders (Outlaw Wales & Prey) ~~~
‘Hell’s Bells’ by AC/DC blasts out onto the PA, and out
come the StormRiders: Outlaw Wales and Prey. Prey is carrying a Singapore cane;
Wales has a trashcan.
Siu Ann:
“Here we go with our next match, the Brother}{ood take on
the StormRiders!”
Jackie:
“And here are the best tag team in GZW: HKWF’s finest;
the StormRiders!”
Siu Ann:
“Why do they have those weapons? This may be Bedlam
rules, but it’s not an extreme match!”
The StormRiders after suitably antagonising the fans get
into the ring and motion for the music to be cut. Prey has a microphone.
Prey:
“Kid Kaos and Chains, the Brother}{ood, you both claim to
be extreme, but you don’t know what the word means! A stint in the HKWF is what
you need to truly understand how extreme works!”
The crowd react very badly to the mention of the HKWF,
and star chanting “GZW, GZW, GZW, GZW!” Prey’s face screws up into one of
anger!
Prey:
“You idiots know nothing! I bet none of you have even
seen a HKWF show on video, let alone been to see it live!”
Jackie Lee:
“You tell ‘em Prey! They’ve got no bloody idea!”
Wales takes the mike from Prey.
Wales:
“So Brother}{ood, we want to teach you! We want you to
understand what extreme is! So come out here and make this bedlam tag match, an
EXTREME bedlam tag match! No rules; everything legal! Chains, you’re supposed
to be the Extreme champion! Kaos, you’re supposed to be the man who won a light
tube and barbed wire match! You talk the talk, now can you walk the walk? Come
out here, and prove you’re down with the extreme!”
‘Click, Click, Boom’ comes on over the PA, and out come the
Brother}{ood! Chains has the extreme title around his waist, a steel chair in
one hand and a mike in the other. Kaos is carrying a barbed wire board, and a
breezeblock! Chains motions for the music to be cut.
Chains:
“That lady, was not an excellent point! You want an
extreme bedlam tag match?”
Chains motions to the chair, breezeblock and barbed wire
board.
Chains:
“THAT is your answer!”
Kaos takes the mike.
Kaos:
“And in case you are too stupid to understand subtlety…
the answer is a Kaotic YES! Welcome to the Brotherhood!”
Chains and Kaos run to the ring as the crowd cheer
wildly!
Siu Ann:
“So we’ve got an extreme bedlam tag match here tonight!”
Jackie:
“Those Brother}{ood punks are gonna be taught a lesson in
HKWF!”
As Chains slides in the ring, Wales creams him with the
trashcan. Prey meanwhile, drops his Singapore Cane and goes for a springboard
cross body on Kaos… but Kaos drops the breezeblock and holds up the barbed wire
board! Prey flies headfirst straight into the board!
Siu Ann:
“Goodness, goodness gracious! Did you see that? Prey
could be pinned right now!”
Jackie:
“Bloody hell!”
His forehead torn open, Prey writhes on the outside as
Kaos looks at him with complete distain. Chains however, is being decimated by
repeated beatings from Wales. Like a man obsessed, he keeps bringing the
utterly bent and ruined trashcan down on the Extreme Champ. Kaos ascends the
turnbuckle, and calls out Wales’ name. Wales looks up and is met with a missile
dropkick that sends the trashcan into his face.
Siu Ann:
“Kid Kaos is on fire!”
Chains rolls out the ring to recover, and to capitalise
on the hurt Prey.
With Wales floored, Kaos wedges the barded wire board in
between the turnbuckles. With a boot to the head, he then pulls up Wales. With
an Irish whip, he aims to send Wales into the barbed wire board. However, the
whip is reversed and it’s Kaos who goes crashing chest first into the board!
Siu Ann:
“Owy, owy, ow! I HATE barded wire!”
Jackie:
“I love it! And Wales is dominating this match! AS I said:
HKWF’s finest!”
Chains is outside the ring, laying in boot after boot
into the ribs of the badly bleeding Prey.
With Chains’ steel chair in the middle of the ring after
he dropped it when he got hit with the trashcan, Wales’ ring presence is
developed enough to utilise it. As the barbed wire board falls to the floor and
Kaos staggers backwards from it, Wales hoists up the reeling Kaos into a
gorilla press, and then drops him face first (Ultimate Warrior style) onto the
chair behind him! With a blind back elbowdrop, Wales leans back, and hooks the
outside leg for the pin.
Siu Ann:
“What a combination of moves from Wales! This one is
over!”
1…
Jackie:
“An impressive win for Outlaw Wales!”
2…
3… NO! Kaos somehow kicks out!
Jackie:
“WHAT?!”
Siu Ann:
“I don’t believe it!”
And neither does Wales! He starts arguing with referee
Chris Brownlow, but Brownlow is having none of it.
Chains meanwhile has Prey up and slams him down with a
body slam on the mats outside the ring! Prey arches his back in pain. Chains
goes for the breezeblock and holds it up high in the air to bring it down on
Prey’s head!
Siu Ann:
“Don’t do it Chains! You kill him!”
Jackie:
“Bloody hell! There’s extreme and there’s extreme! This
isn’t East of Eden!”
As Chains goes to bring it down, Prey rolls backwards and
kicks the block with both feet into Chains’ face! Chains goes flying back as
the breezeblock hits him on the forehead!
Siu Ann:
“This match is unbelievable! I can’t believe how brutal
it is!”
In the ring, Wales is arguing with the ref so much that
Kaos has had time to recover. He picks up the Singapore Cane, and stalks the
Bad Bull. When Wales finally turns around CRACK! He is smashed right between
the eyes with a full on, full strength, and vicious blow from the cane that
breaks it! Wales falls like a chopped down Oak, and Kaos goes for the cover.
Siu Ann:
“Oh this is horrible! Wales must be out cold, concussed,
or more likely: both!”
Jackie:
“Surely these two idiots aren’t going to pull off the
upset?”
1…
Siu Ann:
No-one could be conscious after that shot!”
2…
Prey comes flying from the top rope onto the back of
Kaos’ neck with a legdrop that breaks up the count!
Jackie:
“Phew! Prey saves the day!”
With lightening quickness, Prey hooks up Kaos into a full
nelson, and positions himself in front of the steel chair. He yanks over Kaos
with…
Siu Ann:
“A Dragon Suplex onto the steel chair straight into a pin
with a bridge! Prey has this won!”
1…
Jackie:
“What a beautiful move from Prey! Did you see how Kaos
landed on his neck and head?”
2…
Siu Ann:
“Goodness gracious! That was horrible, but it’s a sure
fire way to win a match!”
3? NO! Chains at the last second slides in and breaks up
Prey’s pin with a double axehandle to the gut!
Siu Ann:
“How is Chains conscious, let alone aware enough to break
up a pin?!”
Chains unceremoniously slings Prey to the outside over
the top rope, and follows him out. Wales is groggily getting to his feet, as is
Kaos.
Siu Ann:
“Look at the way they’re all staggering around! It’s
unbelievable they’re still standing!”
Chains pulls up Prey, and hits a right hand that sends
the StormRider reeling up the entranceway.
Wales goes for a clothesline, but Kaos ducks and Irish
whips the Bad Bull. On his return, they both have the same idea and end up
smacking each other with huge clotheslines.
Jackie:
“Same idea there by Kaos and Wales, and both took a big
shot there!”
Chains and Prey are brawling up the aisle, and have made
it to the top of the zerotron. Chains gains the advantage finally with a boot
to the groin. After a couple of clubbing forearms, he hooks up Prey into a
powerbomb position (head between his legs), right on the edge of the stage!
Siu Ann:
“Oh no! Don’t do it!”
Jackie:
“Bloody hell! Prey! Throw him off! You’ve got the throw
him off!”
Chains hoists up Prey onto his shoulders, but Prey twists
and hit a hurancanrana that sends them both flying of the edge, a fifteen foot
drop, through two tables to the concrete floor below!
Siu Ann:
“OH NO! Goodness, goodness gracious! They must both be
dead! What were they thinking?”
Jackie:
“Fuck!”
The crowd, who screamed in horror as the two men went
flying, are now chanting “GZW, GZW, GZW, GZW!”
Jackie:
“I don’t believe what I just saw! That was extreme! … Hey
Siu Ann, don’t cry! I’m sure they’ll be fine!”
Jackie does not sound convinced, and Siu Ann’s sniffles
can be heard over the mike. Wales and Kaos, unaware of what just happened are
slowly getting up. With their backs to one another, the both prepare to hit one
last big move. Wales pulls up the steel chair, and Kaos collects the barbed
wire board. Both turn, and simultaneously crack each other with a huge shot to
the side of the head with their chosen weapon! They both fall down, out cold
and bleeding.
Siu Ann:
“Owy, owy, ow! Did you see those shots! Both men are out
cold! Hurry up Ref Brownlow, count this thing! Get this horrible, horrible
match over!”
Ref Brownlow starts the count… 1… 2… 3…
Jackie:
“I’ve seen some brutal shit in my time, but these guys
pulled out the stops! HKWF lives here in GZW!”
The camera shows the unmoving Prey and Chains: EMTs are
headed down there.
Siu Ann:
“Look at the carnage! No match is worth this!”
Jackie:
“They’ve got their egos to think about!”
4… 5… 6…
The camera shows the unmoving Wales and Kaos in the ring.
Siu Ann:
“I can’t believe the brutality I saw here today!”
Jackie:
“You’ve got to believe that this Brother}{ood/ StormRider
feud is far from over!”
Siu Ann:
“It may well be if any or all of these men have permanent
injuries!”
7… 8… 9…
Jackie:
“And after what we’ve seen, they may well do! But you can
bet the HKWF boys’ll get those Brother}{ood punks if they’ve damaged the
StormRiders!”
Wales and Kaos haven’t moved.
10!
DING DING DING!
Siu Ann:
“Double count out!”
Jackie:
“Which has solved nothing! This feud will continue!”
Siu Ann:
“And that is a horrible thought!”
Jackie:
“We’re handing over to some other commentary team now.
Who cares as long as it’s not those bloody Wuchies!”
Siu Ann:
“Actually, it’s the very talented and able pairing of
Billy and Jennifer to commentate on the light-heavyweight title match between
Justin Sharp and Desecrator! Take it away UwU crew!”
Jackie:
“Sayonara for now Jaguar fans!”
Siu Ann:
“Wait a second, there’s
something going on backstage!”
~~~ Backstage ~~~
The deluded ‘Bad Boy’ Ben
Robertson approaches Magic in a storage area. Magic, is knelt down on one knee
leaning his head onto his sledgehammer. He appears deep in thought. Robertson
nudges him, and the Forsaken One leaps back pulling back the hammer.
Robertson:
“Whoa there! I’m just here to
talk!”
Magic lowers the sledgehammer
and looks at him with complete distain. He says nothing.
Siu Ann:
“I don’t know whether this is a
good idea by Ben Robertson!”
Robertson is undeterred.
Robertson:
“You’re Magic, and this is Sunday Storm! Sunday Storm,
the show named after you, and you don’t have a match! Well I think you should
have one! And I, ‘Bad Boy’ Ben Robertson am offering you a match with me if you
think you can take me on! Whaddaya say, huh? You and me, in the ring?”
Magic’s disdainful look didn’t look like it could get any
worse, but he manages it. He looks away in disgust… then brings his hammer
around and cracks Robertson over the head with it! Robertson goes down like a
sack of potatoes. Magic looks down upon him momentarily, then just walks off!
Siu Ann:
“What a disgraceful, horrible, cruel attitude displayed
by Magic!”
Jackie:
“I love it! Robertson wasn’t even worthy of a word from
Magic!”
Robertson is laid, out cold, as a pool of blood starts to
form.
Siu Ann:
“Magic isn’t just forsaken, he’s the most arrogant and
callous man on the GZW roster!”
Jackie:
“He should join the HKWF!”
Siu Ann:
“If we hear, we’ll bring you
news on Robertson’s condition, but for now, here’s Jennifer and Billy!”
~~~ Light Heavyweight Title
Match ~~~
~~~ Justin Sharp [C] V
Desecrator ~~~
[As James is shown
walking through the hallways prepping himself for his match he is jumped my
Maxx Pain and Adam Cage. The two Pride members stomp
away on the downed Roccwylder as Justin walks into the scene smiling evilly before
joining in. Maxx grabs a steel chair from near by and begins to wale
away on the downed man as Justin and Adam stomp away on him. Suddenly
from out of nowhere Invincible and Diamond come running into the scene and
attack
the three members of Pride. Maxx, Adam, and Justin try to fight back up Invincible
and Diamond are to much for them. Invincible grabs Justin and
throws him into a stack of pallets near by leaving himself wide open to be nailed
by Maxx Pain. Inv slumps to the ground holding his back as Maxx
stomps on him.]
Billy: Well ain't this a hoot. A backstage brawl.
Jennifer: Someone break this up please.
[James gets up slowly and makes his way over to the downed Justin and pounds away
on his face with rights and lefts. Diamond lifts Adam up and drives him
into a near by table with a snap suplex that leaves the table and Adam broken on
the floor. Maxx lifts the limp Inv and whips him into James knocking both
of them on top of the downed Justin.]
Jennifer: Can we get some officials back there?
Billy: Why? It's just getting good.
[Officials flood the scene pulling the wrestlers apart as they try to get at each
other. James tries to break free but is unsuccessful.]
Billy: Booooo. How lame.
Jennifer: What about the match?
Billy: Guess it's been cancelled due to an ass kicking from Pride.
Jennifer: That's not right.
Billy: Who cares?
Jennifer: We'll see you all next week. Until then keep hope alive.
Good night folks.
Billy: What the f*ck does that mean?
Jennifer: Watch your mouth.
~~~ Commercial ~~~
~~~ Maxx Pain [C] V Diamond
Sledge ~~~
As Storm returns from a commercial, ‘Funky Cold Medina’
by Tone Loc is playing and Diamond is walking to the ring, wallowing in cheers!
Siu Ann:
“Welcome back to Travesty, and listen to the ovation for
Diamond Sledge! Looks like the fans are really happy to see him back!”
Jackie:
“Well I’m not, he’s one of the most disgusting and boring
wrestlers I’ve ever had to commentate on!”
Siu Ann:
“After the way he was treated on his return match, I’m
surprised that Diamond is back at all! What Pride did was disgusting!
Jackie:
“I don’t like what Pride did to El Gambit, but I LOVE
what they did to Diamond!”
As Siu Ann tuts, Diamond is loving it hitting high fives,
low fives and grinning at fans. He gets in the ring, and holds up both arms to
a huge cheer. Then ‘Stupify’ by Disturbed takes over, and blasts over the PA to
announce the entrance of the GZW TV Champion.
Jackie:
“Maxx Pain is BAD… he’s finally reaching his potential
here in GZW now he’s a member of Pride!”
Maxx, wearing the title belt around his waist, stands on
the zerotron and motions to the belt. He smirks nastily, absorbing the boos,
and takes it off and holds it up in the air with a look of glee.
Siu Ann:
“It looks like Maxx is rather proud of being the TV
Champion!”
Jackie:
“Even though he needs to consolidate his position by
defending to the man that he won it off!”
Maxx strides to the ring, goading the fans as Diamond
warms up. Maxx enters the ring straddling the top rope, throws the title belt
at the ref, and goes straight for the Peacekeeper!
Siu Ann:
“Here we go! Maxx Pain is ready to go tonight!”
Maxx lays in hard right hands, followed by an Irish whip.
Diamond tries to reverse the whip, but Maxx smashed him to the floor with a
short arm clothesline. Picking him up, Maxx Irish whips Diamond again, and on
his return hits him with a clothesline that makes poor Diamond flip 360
degrees!
Siu Ann:
“Two huge clotheslines from Maxx Pain! That must be like
being hit with a concrete bollard! Did you see Diamond flip on impact?”
Once again, Maxx Irish whips Diamond, but his third
clothesline attempt in ducked. Coming off the opposite side of the ring, a Maxx
Pain big boot is ducked by Diamond. Rebounding again, El G leaps at Pain for a
cross body into an immediate pin.
1…
Siu Ann:
“Look at Diamond surprise Maxx Pain with that cross body!”
Jackie:
“As if one cross body is gonna pin Maxx Pain though!”
2 KICKOUT!
Maxx literally throws Diamond off him, a couple of feet
up in the air! He angrily gets up, and a big boot later, Diamond is on the
floor clutching his chin.
Jackie:
“Look at the domination of Maxx Pain!”
Maxx capitalises on the hurt Diamond and picks him up for
a scoop slam following by a high elevation standing elbowdrop into an immediate
cover.
1…
Siu Ann:
“Maxx Pain is dominating poor Diamond in the early going!
The bigger man is literally bullying him!”
2…
Jackie:
“That’s what you get if you try to stand up to bullies,
kids: a beating!”
Siu Ann:
“That is horribly irresponsible Jackie Lee! Kids, he’s
lying! Ignore nasty Jackie Lee, Diamond’ll come out on top, just you wait and
see!”
Kickout!
Siu Ann:
“Diamond showing resiliency there!”
Maxx roughly pulls up Diamond, but then drops him with a
big sideways DDT (sloppy Undertaker style). Another cover.
1…
Jackie:
“What a DDT! It’s over!”
Siu Ann:
“I thought it was sloppily executed actually! Maxx Pain
is too anxious to put away the man with the Anti-Bullying Policy!”
2…
Kickout!
Jackie:
“How did that punk Diamond kick out of that?!”
Siu Ann:
“Maxx is dishing out huge punishment to him, but Diamond
is one of the pluckiest men I’ve ever known! I’ve got a feeling Diamond’ll be
coming back pretty soon.”
Maxx Irish whips Diamond into the turnbuckle, and then
steams in with a huge clothesline. However, at the last second, Diamond jumps
out of the way and the 7ft Pride member crashes into the turnbuckle. As Maxx
staggers back, Diamond runs behind him, grabs him in a headlock and drops him
with a bulldog.
Siu Ann:
“Look at Diamond on the comeback trail!”
Jackie:
“You are so biased Siu Ann! So the goodie goodie hit a
bulldog! Big deal!”
Diamond pulls him up and staggers Maxx him with a
standing dropkick. Seeing that it didn’t knock him down, Diamond floors the big
man with a sweep. He scrabbles along the floor, and with Maxx laid on his back;
Diamond mounts him and rains in right hands to the head.
Jackie:
“Ref! Ref! Diamond is using illegal closed fists!”
Siu Ann:
“And Maxx’d never use a closed fist?”
Diamond pulls up Maxx again, but gets a rake to the eyes.
He swings for a clothesline, but Diamond ducks it and hits a dropkick that
staggers the big man. He hits another that sends Pain to the ropes. One final
dropkick sends Pain flying 360 over the top rope!
Siu Ann:
“Maxx Pain right in front of us! This could get nasty!”
Jackie:
“Yeah! That vicious punk Diamond deliberately threw Maxx
over the top rope! Wait a second! What’s he doing up there?”
Diamond, under the count of the ref, is on the top rope.
As the staggering Maxx gets up, Diamond leaps off and hits senton plancha
(remember the Cactus Crack Smash anyone? Just like that, but off the top rope)
on the dazed Maxx Pain! The fans erupt into a “Holy Shit” chant!
Siu Ann:
“Goodness gracious! Diamond put his own body on the line
with that flipping plancha!”
Jackie:
“What is that homeless idiot on?”
Siu Ann:
“He’s not homeless any more, so shut up!”
Diamond pulls up Maxx and bounces his head off the Pig
Latin announce table. He does it again, and again… and the crowd start counting
along… 4… 5… 6… 7… But Maxx cracks Diamond one with a reverse elbow. Diamond
staggers back and Maxx grabs him and shoves his head between his legs, calling
for the Career Ender!
Siu Ann:
“On no! Not through the Pig-Latin table!”
Jackie:
“Look at that wimp Onytay IvonneShay run away like a
girl!”
Maxx hoists up Diamond, and then lifts him up off his
shoulders… but before he can slam Diamond down, Diamond slips off his shoulders
and drops the unsuspecting big man with a…
Siu Ann:
“Dumped (X-Factor)! Diamond just hit his Dumped signature
move on Maxx Pain outside the ring!”
Jackie:
“They’re both down! Come on Maxx, get up!”
But it’s Diamond that gets to his feet and rolls Maxx
into the ring. He immediately goes for the cover.
1…
Siu Ann:
“After that devastating move, we must have a new TV
Champion!”
2…
Jackie:
“No! No! No! Kick out Maxx! We can’t have a goodie goodie
Peacekeeper with a title belt!”
KICKOUT!!!!!!!!
Siu Ann:
“Goodness gracious! I don’t believe it! How is Maxx Pain
conscious, let alone aware enough to kick out of a facebuster outside the
ring?”
Diamond can’t believe it, and questions the ref. The ref
shakes his head, and Diamond looks to the crowd for what to do next. They cheer
him on, chanting ‘Sledgement, Sledgement, Sledgement!” Diamond grins, and heads
back to Maxx.
Siu Ann:
“The crowd cheering for the Sledgement! If Diamond hits
that, it’s all over!”
Jackie:
“Nah! Ass Clown could kick out of that move!”
Diamond goes to pull the big man up, but Maxx hits a low
blow out of the ref’s vision. From there, he grabs the prone Diamond by the
throat with both hands, and heaves him high in the air and down into a sit
down, choke powerbomb!
Siu Ann:
“Chaos Bomb! Chaos Bomb! (Baldobomb) Maxx Pain just hit
Diamond with a Chaos Bomb!”
Maxx leans forward for the pin.
1…
Jackie:
“It’s over! That little punk aint kicking out of that!”
2…
Siu Ann:
“This is a shame! Diamond getting pinned due to a low
blow stunning him and making him prone for a Chaos Bomb!”
Jackie:
“I saw no low blow, and who cares, the match is over
now!”
3? NO! Diamond rolls his shoulder up, barely, just as the
ref’s hand is about to hit the three!
Siu Ann:
“Goodness gracious! Diamond kicked out!”
Jackie:
“Bloody hell! I don’t believe it!”
Neither does Maxx! He gets up and starts hassling the
ref. The ref is having none of it, and despite Maxx’s intimidation, will not
back down. Diamond gets up slowly, and rolls up Maxx from behind with a
schoolboy!
1…
Siu Ann:
“Maxx spent too long arguing with the ref! It could cost
him the match!”
2…
Jackie:
“What sneak tactics from Diamond!”
Kickout!
Jackie:
“Phew!”
Maxx leaps up, and meets Diamond with a big boot that
floors the Peacekeeper. He bounces off the ropes and goes for a running
legdrop, but Diamond rolls out of the way, and Maxx hits nothing but mat.
Siu Ann:
“Big boot and legdrop, a nice mid match combo, if Maxx
had hit it!”
Diamond gets up stalks Maxx. As the big man gets up,
Diamond steams in, and hits a spear on the big man. He follows up with an
elbowdrop into a pin.
1…
Siu Ann:
“A spear could do it!”
2…
Kickout!
Jackie:
“No chance!”
As Maxx gets up this time, he is met by a swinging
neckbreaker. Diamond runs to the turnbuckles, and ascends. From there, he leaps
off and hits a…
Siu Ann:
“Top Rope Legdrop into a pin! It’s over!”
1…
Jackie:
“’Kool Hand’ Luke Laverne’s move? What the hell?”
2…
The ref is pulled out the ring by Adam Cage!
Siu Ann:
“That would have been three! We would have had a new TV
champion! Adam Cage just screwed Diamond Sledge out of the TV title!”
Jackie:
“Rubbish! Maxx would have kicked out if he’d needed to!”
Diamond gets up to see what’s going on, and sees the ref
and AC outside the ring. He heads to the side of the ring to try and get the
ref back in… but Maxx sneaks from behind and hooks him into a backslide!
However, the ref is still arguing with AC!
Jackie:
“1… 2… 3! Maxx should have won the match with that
backslide!”
AC points to the ring, and the ref quickly slides in.
1…
Siu Ann:
“But the only reason that he got this backslide was that
Diamond was distracted by Adam Cage!”
2…
Jackie:
“Here we…
Kickout.
Jackie:
“Don’t go!”
Maxx is fuming, and steams into Diamond looking for a
clothesline, but Diamond rolls with the clothesline and hooks on a sleeper!
Siu Ann:
“This sleeper could knock out Maxx Pain!”
AC sees this and gets on the apron and distracts the ref:
this gives Maxx the opportunity to mule kick Diamond!
Siu Ann:
“The SECOND time that Maxx has resorted to an illegal low
blow in this contest!”
Jackie:
“It’s only illegal if you’re caught!”
Maxx grabs the hurt and prone Diamond around the neck,
lifts him up with one hand and sends him crashing to the mat with an impressive
chokeslam!
Jackie:
“That’s it! Maxx Pain’s gonna retain!”
1…
Siu Ann:
“What a sad way for Diamond to lose his shot!”
2…
KICKOUT!!!!!!
Siu Ann:
“Goodness, goodness gracious!”
Jackie:
“I simply don’t believe it!”
Maxx is irate, and he yanks up Diamond. He sets up the
Peacekeeper for a vertical suplex. However, when he pulls him up, Diamond
floats over and gets him in a reverse DDT position. From there, he spins around
and slams Maxx to the canvas, driving his elbow into his chest.
Siu Ann:
“Diamonds Are Forever! Sweet, sweet move! This one is
over!”
The ref is about to go down for the count, but once again
AC is trying to get in the ring! The ref tries to remove him, and doesn’t see
Diamond go for the cover!
Jackie:
“Tough break for Diamond! Ah, hahahaha!”
Siu Ann:
“This is a travesty! 1… 2… 3… 4! Diamond would have had
the match won.
AC is being particularly obnoxious, and suddenly, Justin
Sharp jumps over the guardrail. Steel chair in his hand, he ascends the top
rope, and behind the refs back, leaps off, and hits a top rope Arabian legdrop
onto the oblivious Diamond’s back as he pins Maxx!
Siu Ann:
“Owy, owy, ow! A top rope Arabian legdrop! Diamond must
be out cold! This is disgusting! Maxx Pain couldn’t win fairly, so his Pride
buddies win it for him! I’m disgusted!”
Jackie:
“Pride are master technicians! They simply outsmarted
that idiot Diamond Sledge!”
Justin drapes Maxx over Diamond, and rolls out of the
ring. AC drops off the apron, and the ref turns around to see the pin.
1…
Siu Ann:
“This is disgusting!”
2…
Jackie:
“Another successful Pride title defence… but could they
outsmart one of my HKWF boys so easily?”
Siu Ann:
“There’s nothing to be proud of here!”
3!
DING DING DING!
AC and Justin enter the ring to congratulate Maxx. All
three members of Pride stand with their arms raised to a shower of rubbish. AC
and Justin point to Maxx, and Maxx is loving it. The brutalised, defeated
Diamond isn’t moving.
Siu Ann:
“What a revolting and arrogant display!”
Jackie:
“Looks like we’re gonna get an encore!”
The Pride members go over to the fallen Diamond. AC picks
him up and sets him up in a tombstone position, Maxx and Justin take a leg
each, and the three members of GZW Pride deliver a spike tombstone on the
defenceless Diamond!
Siu Ann:
“That’s enough! Pride are unforgivable!”
Jackie:
“I like Pride almost as much as I like the HKWF boys!”
Pride pull up Diamond again… but ‘Bad to the Bone’ comes
over the PA to a huge roar from the crowd! Nathaniel Davis comes running down
the aisle.
Siu Ann:
“Here comes the cavalry!”
Jackie:
“What does that idiot Davis think he can do against three
men?”
Siu Ann:
“He’s a man of honour who’ll do his damnedest to try and
save his friend from further injury!”
Pride let go of Diamond as the Entertainment Franchise
slides into the ring. Davis nails AC with a right hand that floors him, then
does the same to Sharp, then Maxx! AC is up, but is downed again with a right
hand; the same goes for Sharp. Maxx grabs his throat, but a kick to the groin
releases the hold.
Siu Ann:
“The brave Nathaniel Davis is clearing house!”
A DDT floors the big man. However, AC and Sharp take
advantage of Nathaniel being on the floor and lay in the boots. Both men boot
him repeatedly, and Nathaniel is unable to get up from the onslaught of boots!
Jackie:
“What an idiot Davis is! He must have known they’d have
overpowered him eventually!”
Siu Ann:
“Wait a second! That’s…”
Jackie:
“Santiago De Touwce?! El Gambit? What’s he doing here? I
thought he was staying in Japan!”
As Sharp is lifting up Nathaniel to deliver a Sharp Slam
(urinage), AC watches on with glee, but neither are aware of Gambit. El G has
come through the crowd and is on the top rope: he leaps off and nails a missile
dropkick to the back of Cage’s head! Sharp drops Diamond, but gets a boot in
the gut. From there, it is moments before El G has him up in a vertical suplex
stall.
Jackie:
“Yes! El Gambit is back and taking out the team that took
his titles!”
El G sends Sharp forward Sharp onto the top rope to give
him a bounceback for a high velocity Brainbuster DDT!
Siu Ann:
“El Gambit’s new move! He calls that the Barbary Drop!”
El G is pumped after the move, and swings around to look
Davis right in the eyes. With Pride strewn around the ring around them, the two
men look at each other in a stare down.
Siu Ann:
“This could get nasty right here! I don’t for one minute
think that El Gambit came here to save Nathaniel Davis! He came for a measure
of revenge on Pride.”
Jackie:
“Kick his goodie goodie arse as well Santiago!”
El G sneers, and turns away from Davis and heads up the
ramp.
Jackie:
“Santiago! You’d better hide, ‘cos I aint quite got our
deal sorted yet!”
Siu Ann:
“El Gambit isn’t the sort of man to be pleased with
someone letting him down Jackie!”
Jackie can be heard to gulp, as the final image of the
show is Davis attending to the brutalised Diamond.
Siu Ann:
“That’s all from Storm! On behalf of all my fellow
commentators, goodbye and we’ll see you next time on Sunday Storm!”
Jackie:
“Sayonara!”