The title music rolls However it is played slowly and down beat and the crowd grow silent as Magic leads out the a parade of wrestlers on to the stage area above the ring . Ever member of the roster from the biggest star to the lowest jobber joins the crowd on the stage and Dean makes his way to the center of the ring .
Dean: Good evening and welcome to Thursday night Travesty , Tonight however we are over shadowed by events in New York and ask that before the show gets under way the crowd here in the GZW arena and the fans around the world join us in a minuets silence and for the sounding of the liberty bell ……
The stadium grows quiet . as everyone takes a moment to think of events out side of GZW ……………………………………………….
The bell tolls 12 times . and the wrestlers return to the back stage area . ………
Dean retakes his seat as the normal title music rolls out over the stadium . clips of the bag on a pole match between Len DuBray and Zeke are shown . Followed by the revelations at the end of Manslaughter that Len duBray is Fireflies half Brother . And the shocked face of Firefly as he reads Lens Birth certificate .
Pyro technics explode around the stage area as the title music rolls and the camera flashes around the arena taking in the wild crowd . Fans holding up signs all over the place .
I’M FIREFLYS BROTHER reads one with an arrow pointing down .
ZEKE FOR PRESIDENT reads a second
HAVE YOUR WICKED WAY WITH ME reads a third .
Three Way Dance: Kool V Vital Runner V Cravin Moorhead
Will: "First match tonight is the fiwst of the two Thwee Way Dances!"
Dean: "Man, all these guys are light-heavyweights... light heavy matches are so boring!"
Will: "Weww I think they're gweat!"
"Kool Hand" Luke Laverne's music hits the speakers, and the new signing to GZW skates onto the ramp way! Receiving a moderate cheer from the crowd, he spins a 360 and then skates down to the ring.
Will: "New blood here in GZW, Luke has a gweat talent, and modeled himself on Firefly!"
Dean: "Should have modeled himself on a real wrestler like Pimp!"
Next to hit the PA is Vitals theme music, and he makes his way to the ring to cheers.
Will: "Vital Wunner has been vewwy quiet wecently, but I expect him to put on a good show tonight."
And finally, "Sic" by Slipknot comes over the PA, and the biggest cheer so far erupts for Cravin Morehead!
Dean: "However bad Cravin is, he's got an easy match tonight against these two nobodies!"
Cravin heads the to the ring, and goes straight for Vital Runner, hitting a clothesline. Kool looks nervous to enter the match, but is forced into it as Cravin sends him over the top rope with a big clothesline. However, Vital Runner is up and as Cravin turns around he is met with a running DDT!
Will: "Cwavin's flurry is cut short by Vital Wunner!"
Vital picks up Cravin, and sets him up for the Vital Drop (Piledriver), but Cravin reverses it into a back body drop. However, Kool has recovered and has climbed the top rope. He hits Cravin with a cross body, and hooks the leg after landing.
1...
2...
Kickout.
Will: "Gweat offence fwom Kool, but it takes more than a cwoss body to beat Cwavin!"
Kool turns around to see Vital Runner getting up and he greets him with a drop kick. Cravin gets up and he gets a drop kick too. Luke is pumped up, and holds up his hands to a cheer from the crowd. He pulls up Vital, but Vital pushes Kool's hands away and hits a chop.
Dean: "Woooooo!"
Will: "Wish you wouldn't do that..."
Vital hits more chops, and Dean "woos" every time. Kool is backed into the turnbuckle, and Vital stomps a mudhole leaving Kool sat dazed at the bottom of the turnbuckles. He turns around only to be met by a Cravin clothesline. Cravin picks him up, and sets him up in a DVD pickup... but Vital powers out and drops Cravin with a reverse DDT!
Will: "Nice counter by Vital Wunner!"
Vital picks up Cravin and sends him into the ropes with an Irish Whip. He ducks for a back body drop, but Cravin puts on the breaks and hits a Fameasser!
Will: "Big time move fwom Cwavin!"
Dean: "This match is boring me now... bring on Pimp V Country!"
Cravin pulls up a stunned Vital Runner, pulls him onto his shoulders again and hits...
Will: "TKO! Cravin just hit the TKO! It's over!"
Kool gets up and watches on as Cravin covers Vital Runner.
1...
2...
3!
DING DING DING!
Will: "Fiwst man to be eliminate is Vital Wunner! But Cwavin has to beat Kool as well to win this match!"
Cravin turns round, and Kool nods in respect. Cravin smiles briefly, and then they lock up in a collar an elbow tie up. Cravin gets the better of the exchange with a headlock. Kool bounces him against the ropes, and Cravin releases the headlock. Clothesline ducked by Cravin. Back elbow ducked by Cravin. Cravin bounces off the ropes again and hits a forearm smash!
Will: "Quick paced matchup here... and Cwavin gets the advantage with a forearm."
Dean: "Man they're boring!"
Will: "Do you have to be so wude?"
Dean: "Yup."
Cravin picks up Kool, and hits a quick DDT. He pulls Kool up again, and sends him into the turnbuckle. Cravin then steams in with a splash in the corner! Instead of letting Kool fall to the floor, he sits him on the top turnbuckle. He then ascends the buckles and prepares to give Kool a top rope hurananrada, but Kool pushes him off and he lands heavily.
Dean: "That's what you get for high risk! When will people like Morehead learn?"
Luke looks down at the fallen Morehead, and his mouth drops. Seizing the opportunity, he quickly stands up on the top rope and leaps off to hit a top rope leg drop on Cravin!
Will: "Final Kool Off! Luke calls that top rope legdrop the Final Kool Off! This one's over!"
Kool hurriedly covers Cravin and grabs the leg.
1...
2...
3!
Kickout!
The ref calls for the bell, but Cravin doesn't think it's over!
DING DING DING!
Dean: "Aha! A bit of action! A bit of controversy! I love it!"
Will: "I think Cwavin believes he kicked out before the three!"
The ref is shaking his head, maintaining his decision. Kool is celebrating. Cravin pushes the ref, and shakes his head in disgust. He turns to leave, and is met by Kool. Kool offers a handshake, Cravin still looks angry, but takes the handshake.
Dean: "Morehead really is crap! If that were me, I'd have knocked out the ref, and that stupid Kool!"
Will: "Weww some people are nice guys, unwike you!"
Cravin walks dejectedly down the aisle as Kool's music plays. Kool picks up his board, and does an olley for the crowd. Then heads back hitting low fives.
------------ Back stage interview ------------------
Len duBray is stood outside his locker room , with Sarah Slimline holding a mike to him .
Sarah: so Len what can you tell us about the revelations that Fire Fly is your brother , and do you accept his apology for his ignoring you on Monday nights manslaughter ?
Len sneers : Fire Fly apologizes , well apologies ain’t worth nothing .
Sarah: but surly now you know you are brothers you will want to get to know him better?
Len: Why ? I never knew my father , My father never sought me out . My father never made me his prodigy , Fire Fly is Daddys little boy not me , he ain’t my family , I ain’t got no family . So Fire fly wants to be my brother all of a sudden . Hell before this I wen’t spit on his shoe . Fire fly everyones friend . And he ain’t even got time to talk to his brother
Sarah; but he didn’t know who you were ……
Len grabs the mike : Well he does now , Now he knows who I am . Now he knows he ain’t better than me .
Len storms off ……………
--------------- commercial break ------------------
Will: well we weally have twouble bwewing back stage now , with Len and Firefly teaming up as a tag team latter in tonights show . Can the brothers work together , or arw we headed for a melt down ..
Dean: Hee hee , may be fun .. anyway back to the show .
---------Epic vs Willie Haire -------------
Dean: our next match up is the second of two matches of Risky Gold vs The Haires, and I guess yet again that we are in for a snor fest!
Will: two weally gweat up and comers in the GZW!
(Epics music begins to play on the PA system, and Epic emerges at the top of the rampway, he walks down the isle and is met by a big Face pop from the crowd, Epic smiles and continues his way to the ring, when he enters the ring by flipping himself over the top rope he trys to rally the crowd by shouting “COME ON” and is met by a rather mixed reaction)
Dean: looks as though Epic has come here to nite to COME ON get his ass kicked!! hehehe
Will: (looking away)one of the many young up and comers in the fed! and is one hawf of the tag-team champions that proburbly make the most unprodictable, and funny pairing with Diamond Sledge!
Dean: gotta say Diamond is piss funny!!, but I think he’s okay you know why?
Will: no why?
Dean: cause i’m obviously the better man!, I mean that guy lived in a dumpster! shows just how inteeligent that idiot is!
(Willie Haires music begins to play on the PA system, and he is also met by a face pop from the crowd, he walks down to the ring and looks into the crowd and reads a sign that reads “the Hair that gets in your way!”)
Dean: wow theses fans I must say are really creative!, want something to cheer about then read my T-shirt
(the camera pans round and focus’s on Dean sat at the commentry table for a minute he is wearing a “Team Pimp” T-shirt)
Dean: Pimp is a real man not like these nobodys here Epic, and Willie Haire! what a joke these two are!
Will: weww would you step in the wing and fight them one on one?
Dean: NO, i’m not that stupid besides it might ruin my brand spanking new hair doo!
(Willie enters the ring, and Epic offers a handshake to Willie, and Willie and Epic shake hands, and the referee calls for the match bell, and Willie and Epic circle each other, and then lock up, Willie gets the better of Epic, and barges him into the far ringpost)
Will: Wiwwie with the show of stwength here, and both men showing a gweat deaw of wespect for each other here in the earwy going!
Dean: yea they can respect each other but they have shown no respect for a man that isn’t just any man it is “The Mid-Card Killer” the legend himself Pimp Bizkit, and it makes me sick to my stomach when these new comers show no respect they don’t even mention him! it really makes me sick to my stomach it does, and Pimp should put all these ungrateful new-comers in there rightful place!
(Willie irish whips Epic into the far corner and follows up with a clothesline, which sends Epic over the top rope, and to the outside)
Will: Pimp is a good athwete sure, but the word WEGEND is a bit much, I mean come on Pimp hasn’t even won a titwe in his entire caweer to date!
Dean: thats because he gets screwed everytime he does get a title shot which makes me feel worse when I see pathetic loosers like Smooth holding a title!
Will: get used to it Dean!
(Epic, gets up on the ring apron and Willie holds down the middle rope allowing Epic to enter the ring, when he enters they both shake hands again, and begin to circle each other once again)
Dean; What the hell is Willie doing?, he could have just taken the advantage there by blindsideing Epic! why in the hell these new guys don’t seem to want to win beats me!
Will: there is such thing as wining fairwy that I am pwetty sure that both Epic, and Wiwwe want to do!
Dean: win by any means is waht I say!
Will: thankgod most people don’t have your bad attitude
(Wiwwie holds his hand up in the air signaling for a test of strength and Epic has no hesitation to accept the challenge, and this time Epic gets the advantage quickly sending Wiwwie down to one knee)
Dean: BORRRRRRRRRIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGGGG!
Will: show some wespect!
Dean: why shall I do that none of these two idiots deserve my respect!
(Epic is applying more pressure onto the wrists of Willie, and Willie screams out and reaches for the ropes with his foot and reaches!!, and the referee breaks the hold)
Dean: I think this is contest of who is more boring!, and judgeing by this performance it could go either way! they both head the table of boringness!
Will: You have no wespect for our young athwetes do you?
Dean: yes, just none for these two!
(The referee breaks the hold and the two begin to once agian circle each other, Willie lunges at Epic, but Epic moves, and Willie goes flat on his face, parts of the crowd laugh and Epic helps Willie up and whips him into the ropes)
Dean: Epic what are you doing?, kick him while he’s down take advantage of the other idiot in the ring besides yourself
Will: someone pwease get me away from this commentating idiot!
Dean: what you say?
Will: oh, nothing
(Willie comes off the ropes, and Epic nails him with a dropkick, followed by a pinning combination)
ONE........
Will: earwy cover by Epic here!
TWO......
Dean: too early is you ask me, I would off continued to lay the punishment on this ingrate new comer Willie Haire
(KICKOUT)
Will: nope the cover was never going to get to three it was far too earwy in the match!
Dean: I mean come on what kind of a name is Willie Haire anyway, does he really come from you willy area?
Will: I persume he was chwistened that!
Dean: I guess his perents were mean to him then, I understand why the called him that though, and thats because just like Willy Hair he gets in the way..... when your scratching your arse
Will: thanks for that Dean!
(Epic, holds his hand out, and helps Willie to his feet, Willie brushes himself down, and Epic, goes to whip Willie into the ropes, buit it is reversed by Willie)
Dean: HEY, watch it!
(Epic bounces off the ropes, and Willie goes for a backbody drop and lands it, but Epic goes flying over the top rope and lands on the outside)
Will: owwwwwwwww, now even I no that even with the mats on the fwoor, wanding there stiww damn well hurts
Dean: thats because your a wuss Will, and me I’m hard!
(Epic looks up to the ring, and the referee begins to count out Epic, but only gets to 5 before Epic, is back on the mat, and Willie is holding down the middle rope, allowing Epic to enter)
Will: I am weally impressed that two superstars here in the GZW can actuawwy have a fair fight and have respect for each other!
Dean: makes me sick, shows me that neither of these two have what it takes to become a major worthy superstar with the likes of Pimp, Sincere, Wicked Ways! neither of these two want it enough! Will: weww it makes me pwoud to be GZW!
(Epic enters the ring, and once again Epic, and Willie shake hands, they begin to circle each other and then lock up, and Epic executes a wristlock behind Willie’s back)
Will: nice execution by Epic there
Dean: boring more like, why didn’ he just use his elbow or headbutt the cunt?
Will: maybe because he pways by the wules, not your wules!
Dean: maybe he should play by my rules then, he’d get alot further!
(Willie then counters the wrist lock with one of his own, and then he applies the pressure behind Epic’s back)
Will: Nice counter
Dean: Daft counter, he could have just swung his leg, Epic had his legs open, then Willie would have a clear advantage
Will: you have no idea what fair pway is all about do you?
Dean: No, but I know all about what it takes to win, and be very successful in this world, its all about using the right people as steping stones! not by playing fair!
(Epic Manages to pull Willie’s arm from behind his back, and he whips Epic into the ropes, with the force he usues to break the hold, Willie bounces off the ropes, and Epic, goes for a clothesline but Willie ducks, and bounces off the far ropes, Epic turns around, and Willie takes him down with a shoulder block)
Will: the tempo seems to be incweasing now!
Dean: could have fooled me, the tempo is sending me to sleep
(as Willie knocks down Epic to the mat, Epic goes back to the ropes, and bounces off them, Epic is still on the mat, and Willie jumps over him, and bounces off the next set of ropes, and back to Epic, who counters with a belly to belly suplex)
Will: either way this match could go its a very even match, and could go either way to what seems like will be a fair winner!
Dean: its even because the two wrestlers haven’t taken there opportunities to take the advantage
Will: you mean they haven’t cheated?
Dean: no they haven’t stretch the rules is what I mean!
(Epic picks up Willie, and whips him into the turnbuckle and hot on his heels Epic follows in, but Willie arches over Epic, and Epic goes crashing into the turnbuckle, and Willie rolls him up in a small package for the cover)
ONE..........
Will: good wrestling flow by both of these combatants
TWO............
Dean: was a decent move, but he could have done better, he could habve atleast have knuckledusters in his trunks!
Will: no kickout by Epic, at the last second
(Willie picks up Epic, and then whips him into the turnbuckle, but its reversed by Epic, and this time Epic waits for Willie to hit the turnbuckle before following in with a clothesline, that kocks him to the floor)
Will: Epic wearning from his mistake there!
Dean: yea but will he remember for his next match?, I heard he has a really short memory, and he can’t even remember the last time he had SEX!
Will: this is a famiwy show Dean
Dean: so what, the point i’m trying to make is he hasn’t even lost it yet! hahahahahaha
(Epic then struts around the ring and shouts another “COME ON” to the crowd before running back towards Willie and landing a BRONCO BUSTER)
Will: what a nice athwetic move by Epic there, and looks as though Epic is the one who has finawwy taken the advantage in this match up!
Dean: yeah but why didn’t he do it the easy way?
(Epic drags Willie to the middle of the ring, and kicks him in his gut, Willie bends down and bounces off the ropes, and Willie manages to hit a spear on Epic, inot a cover)
ONE..........
Will: GORE GORE GORE, his finishing maneuver there
TWO............
DEAN: yea yea yea yaddy daddy yadda, who cares?
THREE........
Will: yes Willie has won the match over one half of the tag-team champions Risky Gold!, that was a devastateing maneuver he used to finish the math with Epic
Dean: who cares who won?
------------end of match----------
-----------Kool Vs. Minion-------------
Will: Up next we have the finaw in the Number One Conternder Touwnament!
Dean: Wrong again Will-up next we have Minion picking apart “Kool Hand” Luke Laverne!
Will: Well don’t count out Koow just yet Dean!!
{Minion’s music starts to play on the PA, as the lights flash on and off and the arena goes silent. The fans turn to boos when the dastardly superstar appears on the stage!}
Dean: No respect for Minion by these worthless fans!
{Minion climbs into the ring and Kool’s music starts to jam as the charismatic wrestler makes his way out on a skateboard. He rides to the ring, and jumps into the ring as the fans cheer!}
Will: It wooks wike they have wespect for Kool though!!!
Dean: Lousy marks! What the hell do they know anyway?
Will: Well we’ll just see won’t we?
{The bell sounds as Kool and Minion lock up in the ring. Kool receives a cheap thumb to the eye, as the fans boo Minion. Minion ignores them as he whips Kool off the ropes, and proceeds to connect with a big spinebuster!!}
Dean: Wow! What a move by the next TV Champ…MINION!
Will: Pwease Dean give Kool a chance!!! He could easily win!!
Dean: I’ll believe it when I see it!
{Kool, back to his feet goes for a clothesline, but Minion ducks, and attempts a HHH style neckbreaker, but Kool reverses to an inverted Victory Roll!}
Will: I wike this unusual stywe {style} of Wuke Waverne!
Dean: Woop dee friggin doo!
{The referee counts the 1, 2, but Minion gets his shoulders up, and reverses the roll to a half electric chair drop, fazing both men! 1,2,3,4,Kool starts to make it to his feet, as does Minion. Kool gets up first and nails a big dropkick, knocking Minion out of the ring!!! Kool uses the ropes to elevate himself and he dives out of the ring with a plancha on Minion!!! The fans explode with G-Z-W chants.}
Will: Koow is stawting to here these fans in their apwauds of his athleticism!
{Kool picks up Minion by the head, and goes for a big right hand, but the crafty Minion reverses with a shoulder to the gut, and a quick gorilla press, dropping Kool onto the steel steps! Minion taunts the crowd as he proceeds to beat on Luke Laverne.}
Dean: Utterly amazing skill here by Minion! This guy has unlimited potential!
{Kool headbutts Minion desperately, and then whips him into the ring. Kool climbs the steps and then mounts the top turnbuckle.}
Will: Whats this gonna be hewe?
Dean: Oh who cares, bring on Pimp and Big C!
{Kool jumps off with a Shooting Star Press, but Minion counters and hits a huge mid-air spear to “Kool Hand” Luke!!!!!}
Dean: FLYING FUDGE!!! He sliced Kool in two god damn pieces there!!!
Will: What a big move by Minion!!! How extweme has this match been?
Dean: Not as extreme as tonight’s big Pimp/Country Extreme Title Match will be!!
{Minion makes the cover after the hugely impactful move…1,2…}
Will: Koow kicks out at the wast second!!!
Dean: Minion let him kick out, he has it completely under control!
{Kool holds his ribs in pain on the mat as Minion maliciously stomps away! The referee orders a break and Minion starts to get in the ref’s face, until Kool rolls him up in a small package!!!}
Dean: 1,2,
Will: Awww! Minion kicks out!!!
{Kool runs off the ropes and comes back with a sharp elbow drop, a pickup and a sheer drop DDT!!}
Will: Koow getting intense now!!!
Dean: Everybody wants a shot at Fubu!
{Kool throws Minion into the corner, as if for a Bronco Buster, but goes for a corkscrew flip, but Minion escapes and Laverne gets folded up like an accordian! Minion climbs the top rope, and dives off with “Sliced And Diced” (Axe Kick) but Kool catches his leg and hits a back drop in mid air!!!}
Dean: Oh My!! What a match this is!!!
{The ref counts as apparently both men have the cover, 1, Two….}
Will: THWEE!!!! The Match is over and Koow wins!!!!
Dean: Kool didn’t win, Minion won!
Will: It was Koow! Wuke Waverne has won!!!
Dean: Minion hit that Axe Kick an…
Will: We are getting word fwom backstage that both men have won, it’s a Dwaw!!!
Dean: Aw…FU-
ZeKe's music hits the PA, and the crowd erupt with boos for the ex-mental patient. He heads to the ring and starts warming up manically.
Dean: "I like ZeKe! He's so... intense!"
"Breathe" by the Prodigy then kicks in, and Union Jack comes onto the entranceway to a huge boo from the fans. He flicks the Vs, and walks cockily to the ring.
Dean: "Finally Union Jack gets to beat on Firefly! He's waited so long for this one!"
Will: "Weww I think Firefwy has been anticipating this match asweww! But I'm unsuwe that either of them are at one hundwed percent after their wespective beatings from the HKWF!"
"Cops and Robbers" by Bo Diddley hits the PA, and Len "the Lizard" DuBray comes onto the entranceway. He receives a mixed reaction from the fans: some booing because he's vicious; some cheering their support after discovering he is Firefly's brother. Len makes his way to the ring, but stops before he gets there, and glares at Zeke.
Will: "Wen the Wizard is waiting for his bwother Firefwy before he gets in the wing with ZeKe and UJ... and I don't bwame him!"
Dean: "I can't believe that Len is Firefly's brother! They're hardly happy families are they? Especially with Len's step mum in hospital."
Will: "Mrs. M is not Wen's step mum! You have to be mawwied to the father to be a step mum!"
Dean: "Whatever."
Will and Dean's bickering is abruptly halted by: "I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE, AND I BRING YOU... FIRE!" blasting over the PA and the crowd cheer. Firefly ascends up through a ring of fire at the side of the titantron and heads to the ring. As he gets to Len, and offers a handshake... which Len doesn't take.
Will: "Could there stiww be some bad bwood between bwothers Firefwy and Wen after Manslaughter? Firefwy has apologised for ignoring Wen!"
Dean: "Firefly was so rude to Len! I'm surprised that Len agreed to this match! Imagine ignoring your own flesh and blood over that fool Kool!"
Will: "I might add that Wen hasn't apologised for damaging Firefwy's personal property though! Looks like Wen holds gwudges... even against his own bwother!"
After a few moments stare down, the brothers turn their attention to the ring. They look at each other, nod, and then both walk together and slide into the ring simultaneously. UJ runs at FF, and Zeke runs at Len. Both UJ and Zeke get a hurancanrana! Len picks up ZeKe and tosses him over the top rope. Firefly picks up UJ, and hits a standing dropkick that sends UJ over the top as well!
Will: "Intensity from Firefwy and Wen. They mean business tonight!"
Dean: "Sneak attacks by both of them! The match hasn't officially started!"
Firefly offers to start, and Len scowls and exits the ring. ZeKe gets into the ring after Len has left it. Len tries to get in again, but the ref stops him. Firefly and ZeKe hook up. The bigger ZeKe gets the advantage, and locks on a side headlock. Firefly bounces him against the ropes in an attempt to push him off but ZeKe keeps the headlock on and jumps to hit a bulldog!
Will: "A counter to a counter there by ZeKe, impwessive!"
Dean: "Not really, it's just that Firefly is so bad!"
ZeKe pulls up Firefly, and hits a DDT! He covers FF, and hooks the leg.
Will: "Big DDT from ZeKe! He could have Firefly here!"
1...
2...
Len boots ZeKe in the head breaking the count!
As Len is escorted back to his corner by the ref, UJ claps his hands and enters the ring. ZeKe Irish whips FF and then he and UJ hit a double clothesline, flooring FF. ZeKe puts a boot in before going to his corner. UJ hits FF with a series of stamps, and then pulls him up, and hits a blatant low blow while the refs back is turned.
Will: "Wow bwow! UJ should be disqualified!"
Dean: "I didn't see a 'wow bwow'!"
UJ pulls FF up for a gutwrech powerbomb and FF goes crashing to the floor. UJ stands over FF, and starts talking trash.
Will: "Such awwogance!"
UJ is stood of FF for too long though, FF recovers from the brutal powerbomb and scissors UJ's knee sending him face first to the mat! From there he hooks his leg into his own, and puts on a crossface.
Will: "The STF! Firefly's trademark submission hold! I know for a fact that UJ has tapped out to this in the past!"
Dean: "Nooooo! Come on UJ! Get to the ropes!"
UJ reaches for the ropes and misses. Firefly locks it on further and UJ screams, but slowly makes his way to the ropes. FF makes one last pull in a hope to make UJ tap, but he finally makes it to the ropes. FF releases the hold, and takes the opportunity to tag to Len.
Will: "Good tag team stwategy from Firefwy. He stiww isn't totally wecovered from the beating he got from UJ and ZeKe so he tags in the fwesh man."
Len puts the boot into UJ, then pulls him up. He hooks him up into a reverse DDT position, but then pulls him over to pancake him with a reverse suplex.
Dean: "Man!"
Will: "What a move from Wen! That couwd win him the match!"
Len covers UJ...
1...
2...
Kickout.
Will: "Wen didn't hook the weg. He might have won if he'd hooked the weg!"
Len picks up UJ, and floors him quickly with a short clothesline (Jake Roberts' trademark). Suddenly, "Digg" by Mudvane hits the PA!
Will: "HKWF! HKWF!"
Dark Lord and Prey walk onto the entranceway smiling nastily! Firefly and Len's head snap around to look at them. Dark Lord and Prey encourage Len to continue his attack on UJ.
Will: "John Pwofit has put a pwice on UJ's head! May Dark Lord and Pwey are her to collect!"
Len pulls up UJ, and hits a vertical suplex, rolling over for a pin, but ZeKe tries to get in the ring, and the ref goes to try and stop him, not noticing that Len has the pin! The ref finally turns around and...
1...
2...
Kickout!
Zeke tries to get in again, and the ref has to stop him again! UJ then hits his second low blow of the night! With Len writhing in pain, UJ looks towards the entranceway where the Dark Lord and Prey taunt him. Keeping his eyes on them, he slowly backs away to his corner and tags ZeKe.
Will: "Wen and ZeKe in the wing together! This is going to get nasty!"
Dean: "Meanwhile, UJ can't keep his eyes of the HKWF duo!"
As Len gets up, ZeKe charges and hits him with a massive spear! ZeKe pulls the Cajun up and puts his head between his legs.
Will: "We couwd see the Skat here!"
But instead of a Skat (pedigree), Len powers out and hits a back body drop reversal. however, Len is still feeling the effects of the spear, and falls down clutching his ribs.
Dean: "Damn!"
With both men down, they drag themselves to their respective corners where their tag partners are leaning over, desperate for a tag. ZeKe reaches UJ and tags, and moments later Len tags FF! Firefly springboards to enter the ring and hits a springboard dropkick on UJ. ZeKe gets up, but FF knocks him back down with a dropkick. UJ runs at FF, and gets armdragged. ZeKe runs at FF, and gets a monkey flip. ZeKe rolls out the ring.
Will: "Firefwy is on fire!"
FF turns around to a big clothesline from UJ. Dark Lord and Prey have seen enough and both point at UJ and glare menacingly at UJ, before turning around and leaving.
Will: "HKWF with a message for Union Jack!"
UJ looks angry, but pulls up FF and Irish whips him against the ropes.
Dean: "Despite being intimidated by the HKWF, UJ is still beating up that runt Firefly!"
FF ducks a clothesline, then ducks a back elbow. He leaps up for a forearm smash, but UJ ducks and FF inadvertently hits Len! Len goes crashing into the steel barricade!
Dean: "Did you see what Firefly just did?! He just hit his own partner!"
Will: "It was a mistake!"
Dean: "Says you!"
Firefly looks over the ropes with a look of guilt and horror. UJ sneaks up behind him and schoolboys him!
Will: "Roww up by UJ!"
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Kickout!
Dean: "That was three!"
Will: "Vewwy cwose but onwy two."
Meanwhile, ZeKe has sneaked over to the hurt Len. He pulls up the Cajun, and hits a Skat (pedigree) outside the ring onto the mats!
Will: "Oh no! Did you see that? ZeKe just hit his front facebuster that he calls the Skat on Wen outside the wing!"
Dean: "That was great! I love ZeKe!"
UJ picks up FF and hits a release German suplex. He follows up with a fisherman's suplex into a bridge.
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Will: "This could be it!"
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Kickout!
UJ gets angry, and pulls FF up again, and hits a few European uppercuts. He then hooks up FF for a vertical suplex, but FF floats over. UJ turns around to get hit with an evenflow DDT! FF turns to his corner for the tag, but Len isn't there! Firefly looks over the ropes to see the fallen Len still lying outside the ring.
Dean: "What Firefly doesn't know is the Len is unlikely to get up within the next week after that Skat outside the ring! Ha ha!"
UJ gets up, and FF has his back turned to him, UJ hooks on a full nelson, and hits a vicious full nelson slam! UJ climbs the turnbuckle.
Will: "Wooks wike UJ want to finish this now... but high wisk can sometimes backfire!"
Dean: "He's wrestling Firefly, and you have the gall to say that!!!"
UJ flies off the top rope for a flying headbutt... but Firefly rolls out the way! With both men down, the ref starts the 10 count. But FF is up and 3 and UJ at 6. FF runs at UJ, and is met by a big powerslam! UJ pulls up FF, and Irish whips him towards the turnbuckle, but the ref is in the way and he gets sandwiched between the turnbuckes and FF!
Will: "Oh no! The poor wef!"
Dean: "The ref just saved Firefly! That's favouritism!"
UJ grabs FF as he staggers back and hits another release German suplex. Meanwhile, Len is finally getting up. He doesn't head back to his corner, but instead heads towards Zeke who is watching the action in the ring. Len grabs a steel chair and cracks ZeKe across the back! Zeke falls off the apron, and Len proceeds to brutally beat ZeKe with the chair! Len rains blow after blow on the fallen ZeKe!
Dean: "Disqualification! Disqualification!"
Will: "I agwee! Wen has totawwy snapped! If the wef wasn't out cold Wen would have been disquawified!"
Back in the ring, UJ hits vertical suplex and goes for the cover... but there's no ref! Frustrated, UJ gets up and lays the boot into FF. Len meanwhile finally relents and head back to his corner. UJ sends FF into the turnbuckles, then sits him on top.
Dean: "Looks like a superplex coming up!"
But as UJ is about to climb up, he gets a shot to the ribs from FF! FF then hits a tornado DDT! FF struggles to his feet, and head to his corner for a tag. He holds out his hand, but Len flips him off!
Will: "What?!?!"
Len then lays out Firefly with a left hook!
Dean: "Len's turned on Firefly! I love it!"
Len gets in the ring, and pulls up FF. He then drops him with a double arm DDT! From there he grabs Firefly's head and leg, then pulls them towards each other in a floored version of the Lion Tamer!
Will: "Wizard Wash! Wen's got Firefwy in the Wizard Wash!"
Dean: "The Lizard Lash is a move he used to use to snap gator's backs!"
Will: "And he's got in of Firefwy!"
Firefly is tapping the mat and screaming in pain. UJ gets up, and looks on with a look of disbelief. Len relinquishes the Lash, and pulls him up. He pulls back FF's arms and offers the prone FF to UJ. UJ looks at Len, then at Firefly, and shakes his head!
Dean: "Hit him UJ! Hit him!"
Will: "Unchawacterwistic of UJ! Maybe he wealises he's going to need awwies against the HKWF!"
UJ turns, and walks off back up the rampway. Len looks angry, but makes a quick decision. He keeps hold of the hook he has on FF's arms and drops him with a release tiger suplex.
Will: "Ow! Wen hasn't finished with Firefwy yet! Why Wen why?"
Len pulls FF up again, and twists him around behind his back to hit an Incinerator (Unprettier)!
Will: "How insuwtling! Wen just hit Firefwy with one of his signature moves!"
Dean: "I love it!"
Relentlessly, Len pulls up FF again and hits a dragon (full nelson) suplex on FF! From there, he drops to the ground and once again puts on the Lizard Lash!
Will: "Someone stop this! Wen has gone far to far!"
The ref finally wakes up, and looks astonished at what he sees! He calls for the bell!
DING DING DING!
Will: "A no contest! But Wen still hasn't wet go of the Wizard Wash!"
Dean: "Man! Len is vicious! I love it!"
Will: "Wait! It's Gideon!"
Gideon is running to the ring! He runs past UJ who has simply walked slowly away! He slides into the ring, but Len has finally released the Lash. Upon seeing Gideon's barbed wire gloves, Len slides under the ring and high tails it!
Will: "Thank heaven for Gideon!"
Dean: "Damn him!"
Gideon tends to FF, who is in obvious pain, as the scene fades for a commercial.
[*Nazal Haire’s music kicks in as he makes his way onto the ramp. The fans give a mixed reaction as he walks down and slides into the ring.*]
Dean: Nazal Haire and Diamond one on one. All I can say is who cares who wins.
Will: I think the fans certanwy care.
[Diamond Sledge’s music begins to play as he steps out onto the ramp. The fans cheer as he walks down the ramp and slides into the ring. The two men stare at each as the ref calls for the bell.*]
The two men lock up and Diamond applies a hammerlock. Nazal reaches back and grabs his head and drops him with a stunner. Nazal makes the cover.
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Will: Nice move by Nazal.
Dean: Everyone gets a move in.
Nazal lifts Diamond to his feet and whips him into the corner. Nazal charges in and nails an avalanche into the corner knocking Diamond to a seated position. Nazal backs up and charges in again and drives his knee into the face of Diamond. He drags him out of the corner and hooks the leg.
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Nazal lifts Diamond up and whips him into the ropes. Diamond comes off and takes Nazal off his feet with a shoulder tackle. Diamond bounces off the ropes and leaps over Nazal’s body as he rolls over on his stomach. Nazal gets to his feet on the return and goes for a hip toss but Diamond blocks it and nails his own hip toss.
Will: Nazal with a despawation move.
Diamond gets to his feet as does Nazal and the two men exchange right hands. Nazal blocks a right and goes for his own but Diamond blocks it then takes him down with a right hand. Diamond bounces off the ropes and leaps into the air looking or a splash but Nazal gets the knees up and drives them into the chest of Diamond.
Will: Nice move by Nazal.
Dean: He got the knees up big deal.
Nazal gets to his feet and stomps on Diamond. Diamond grabs his leg as it comes down and then locks in and ankle lock. Nazal screams in pain and starts to slam his hand down rapidly and the ref calls for the bell.
Will: Diamond wins.
Dean: Diamond wins big deal.
[*Diamond makes his way up the ramp as the ref checks on Nazal in the ring.*]
[Commercial Break]
[*Freak Maulers music kicks in as the man steps out onto the ramp. The fans boo him as he makes his way down the ramp. He gives the crowd the one finger salute then slides into the ring under the bottom rope. He grabs the top rope and pulls it down loosening up.*]
Dean: This should be a good match. I gotta pull for Eclipse though. He has a serious mean streak going.
Will: We’ll see what happens
[*Minion’s music kicks in as he steps out onto the ramp to a mixed reaction. He runs down the ramp and slides into the ring and paces around never taking his eyes off Freak.*]
Dean: Minion is ready tonight.
[*The lights in the arena go out as Eclipse comes running down the ramp and slides into the ring and attacks Minion.*]
Dean: Eclipse starting it off.
Eclipse takes Minion down and delivers several right hands to the face. Freak Mauler walks over and pulls Eclipse off of his. Eclipse looks at the man and begins to deliver several right hands to the chops of Freak. Freak goes to block one but Eclipse delivers a left hand knocking him to the ground. Eclipse lifts him up and throws him over the top rope. Minion walks up behind him and nails him with a club to the back of the head. Minion whips him off the ropes and delivers a short arm closeline. Minion bounces off the ropes but Freak grabs his foot and drags him out of the ring. The two men exchange punches as Eclipse jumps over the top rope and nails a body splash on both of the men.
Will: Ecwipse is showing his abiwties tonight.
Dean: Speak english Will.
Eclipse rolls Minion in the ring then rolls Freak into the ring. Eclipse rolls in after them and starts to stomp on the two men. Minion gets to his feet and goes toe to toe with Eclipse. Eclipse rakes Minion’s eyes as Freak delivers a low blow to him. Minion falls to the mat in a heap. Freak gets up and delivers several right hands to Eclipse but he blocks one then kicks him in the midsection and then a knee lift. Freak falls to the ground as Eclipse makes the cover.
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Minion breaks up the count by shoving Eclipse out of the ring. Minion drops his knee on the chest of Freak then makes the cover.
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Kickout
Dean: Come on Eclipse. Get in the ring.
Eclipse climbs to the top rope and leaps off nailing Freak in the chest with a missile dropkick. He makes the cover.
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Minion pulls Eclipse off of Freak and drops him with a stunner. Freak gets up but Minion throws him over the top rope to the outside. Eclipse gets up and goes for a right hand but Minion ducks it and nails Eclipse in the chops with a Tajiri style kick. He makes the cover.
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Three!
[Minion rolls out of the ring and stomps on the back of Freak’s head as he makes his way up the ramp.]
Dean: Minion moves on tonight.
Will: He certainwy does.
[Commercial Break]
[The lights in the arena go out as “Gangzta Party” by Tupac pounds through out the arena. Big Country steps out onto the ramp holding the Extreme Title in his hand. The fans boo him loudly as he walks down the ramp. He stops and jaws with a fan as Pimp Bizkit comes running down the ramp and nails Country from behind.]
Dean: Pimp starting this match of quickly. Lets watch him finish this match just as quick.
Will: Pimp going for the Extreme Titwe. Pimp is out of his ewement.
Dean: Pimp is never out of his element.
Pimp throws Country into the guardrail. Country arches his back in pain as Pimp charges in and drives a knee into the face of Country. Pimp picks the Extreme Title up and rubs it in the face of Country.
Dean: Talk about rubbing it in.
Will: That wasn’t funny.
Pimp lifts Country to his feet and whips him down the ramp into the ring. Pimp charges at him but Country ducks and back body drops Pimp into the ring.
Dean: What elevation.
Will: I’m amazed at what we just saw. Pimp got more air than Michaew Jordan.
Dean: That wasn’t funny Will.
Country looks under the ring and pulls a chair out and throws it into the ring. He crawls in and grabs the chair. Pimp gets to his feet and Country brings the chair down on the face of Pimp knocking him to the mat. He throws the chair down and makes the cover.
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Thre…kickout!
Dean: Come on Pimp. Kick his redneck ass.
Country lifts Pimp to his feet and kicks him in the midsection. He lifts him up and delivers a powerbomb on the chair. He makes the cover again.
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Kickout
Will: He wolled the shoulder there.
Country slams his fist on the mat then gets in Pimps face and starts to yell “Who’s being played alive now huh?” Country slaps him across the face then makes the cover again.
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Kickout
Country gets up and stands in the refs face and begins to yell at him. Pimp jumps up and nails Country in the back of the head with the chair knocking him over the top rope. Pimp sling shots himself over the top rope and nails Country with an elbow drop. Pimp lifts Country up over his head and drops him down across the guardrail throat first. Country stands up and tries to get back in the ring but Pimp just hooks him around the waist and drops him with a release german suplex into the guardrail. He rolls him over and makes the cover.
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Kickout
Pimp lifts Country up and throws him back into the ring. Pimp goes under the ring and pulls a table out and slides into the ring. He goes back under the ring and pulls out a large ladder. He slides the ladder in the ring then slides in after it.
Dean: Pimp’s gonna play him alive now.
Pimp sets up the table in the middle of the ring then walks over and stomps on the back of Country’s head knocking him to the ground. He lifts the chair up and slams it down on his back several times. Pimp goes over and sets the ladder up next to the table then walks over to put Country on the table. He sets him on the table and delivers several right hands before climbing the ladder. He gets to the top and signals for the end. Country gets up and climbs the opposite side of the ladder and meets Pimp at the top. The two men exchange punches but Country ducks a right hand and lifts Pimp up on his shoulders and drops him down through the table with a CVD (Reverse DVD).
Dean: Oh my God! They could have killed each other.
Country drags himself over and makes the cover on Pimp.
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Three!
[The ref hands Country the belt as he lies on the mat. Country gets to his feet and rolls out of the ring holding the Extreme Title close to his body.]
Dean: What an incredible night we’ve had tonight.
Will: We’ll see you all next week on Monday Night Manslaughter.