.::::Thursday Night Travesty::::.

GZW Presents:

Thursday Night Travesty

11th October 2001

"Outside" by Staind starts to play as Travesty goes on the air, and a video package rolls....

"And you, bring me to my knees, again" {Len The Lizard locks Gunman in the Lizard Lash}

"All the times I had to beg you please~In Vain..." {Dameon and Willie hit each other with Steel Chairs}

"All the times that I felt insecure" {Eclipse battles Gideon in a No DQ match}

"For you, and I leave my burdens at the door" {El Gambit nails Diamond with the Rock Of Gibraltar}

"I'm lookin in" {Clancy Mc Clean surveys the Tag Battle Royal at Dark Horizon}

"Cause inside you're ugly" {Pitfighter is shown screaming in pain as Gunman applies the Silencer.}

"I can see through you..." {Deacon destroys Adam Cage with a reverse chokeslam.}

"See to the real you!" {Most of the GZW Roster are seen, as a fire burns behind them, and the words "Thursday Night Travesty" spin around, then the tape cuts to the live show, as "Outside" plays over the Arena.}

Will: Weww hewwo thewe and wewcome to another GZW Thuwsday Night Twavesty! I am Will and as aways, awongside me is...

Dean: "The Multi Talented One", the Icon, Dean Fisher!!! We have a packed card, two titles on the line as well as so much more!

Will: Tonight the Haiwes wiww be in Tag Team Action against The Cwaymowe Twins, as well as...

Dean: Fubu will be Played-A-Live once and for all, by my Intercontinental Champion, Bad Influence's own...PIMP BIZKIT!

Will: Weww we wiww see about that...but wight now I bewieve thewe is something going on backstage!

{The scene fades in backstage, in a shadowy hall. Two men can be heard talking, and only the smoke from a Cuban Cigar can be seen.}

Man 1: {Deep voice, stops occasionally to puff on his cigar.} You see...we are not about these little tag team titles or pathetic opponents like the Firings, Haires, or any of the like.

Man 1: Kid...you’ll just grow, blossom, and show the world exactly what money can buy!

{Epic Mazur emerges from the shadows and walks away as the scene fades to black.}

---------------------Pitfighter vs Epic vs El Gambit vs Adam Cage -------------- four way elimination match for the number 1 contender for the light heavyweight tite---------------------------

Will: and it wooks to be quite a gweat match-up as the winner will be crowned as the number one contender for the light-heavyweight title

Dean: and in this match there is only one decent guy, El Gambit, did you see how he tore apart Diamond Sledge last week? Ooooooooh gruesome

(suddenly Pitfighters music begins to play n the PA system, he emerges at the top of the rampway and is met by a mixed reaction from the crowd)

Dean: the fans seem unsure whether to boo or to cheer here, but he’s part of the silly people of GZW so I have got to boo this damn idiot

Will: weww he isn’t the most pweasant of guys I can asure you of that, but atleast he is loyal to the GZW and our great fans

(“ Mr Writer” by the Stereophonics begins to play on the PA system, and Epic emerges at the top of the rampway accompanied by Diamond, the fans are cheering for this duo, and they walk down to the ring. As they are half way down the rampway they stop, and look into the crowd and read signs such as “Risky Gold was robbed”, they continue to the ring and give the thumbs up to the crowd as they are in the ring)

Will: these two guys are weal GZW, with GZW bwood in them, they are wespectable, and woyal men

Dean: yaddy yaddy yadda, who cares about them, there not tag-team champs anymore, that’s now T-Rex, and Sincere, but lets face only Sincere deserves the title not T-Rex, that big idiot.

(El Gambits music now begins to play on the PA system he emerges at the top of the rampway, and is met by boos from the crowd, but El Gambit just smiles sadisticaly at them all. As he gets down to the ring, he circles the ring, trying to stare out Diamond, and Epic who are staring him out.)

Dean: look at the intensity on El Gambits face, man he’s going to totally clean out Risky Gold, this man looks to be pure genius, and well Diamond is far, far from that)

Will: wook at the intensity on Epics and Diamonds faces as weww, then I think they are set for some wevenge on Ew Gambit.

(As the camera continues to follow El Gambit around the ring “one step closer” by Linkin Park begins to play on the PA system, El gambit continues to circle the ring, but Adam Cage comes running down the rampway, met by a mixed reaction, but is mainly cheers.)

Dean: another new moronic goody goody! Damn we don’t want anymore of these wasters, so can the indy circuits get the message and please stop sending them

(El Gambit is bad mouthing both Epic, and Diamond who stand in the ring, and as he is doing Adam Cage knocks him to the floor with a right arm, he then picks up El Gambit and rolls him into the ring)

Dean: chhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttt, look at this he’s attacking El Gambit before the match has even started!

Will: weww as I have heard you say before now Dean, you should never turn your back on anybody!

(Both Epic, and Diamond begin to lay a few boots on the downed Gambit, but the referee is quickly over to make Diamond exit the ring, Adam Cage, and Pitfighter make there way over to there respective corners)

Dean: yea and that idiot, Epic has cheap shoted Gambit to get an early advantage, is there no courage in this world?

(Epic picks up Gambit, and whips him into the ropes Gambit comes off, and is hip-tossed by Epic, Gambit lands by a corner and tags in Pitfighter)

Will: Gambit wunning scared of Epic their quickwy tagging himself out there to Pitfighter

(Pitfigter strikes a pose by flexing his muscles at Epic, Epic points at Gambit, and so does Pitfighter, the fans cheer the idea, but as Pitfighter look to tag-in Gambit, he lays in a cheap right hand on Epic, that knocks Epic down to the crowd, and the fans boo)

Dean; ahahahahaha I love it he suckered in that dumb ass Epic there, and then nailed him with a hard right hand! Hehehe you got to love that.

(Pitfighter picks up Epic, and whips him into the corner were Adam Cage is, Pitfighter l,ays a couple of boots in on Epic, and Adam Cage makes the blind tag, as Pitfighter, whips Epic across the ring to the opposite turnbuckle were Gambit is)

Will: I don’t think Pitfighter has noticed the blind tag made by Adam Cage there at all

(Gambit begins to choke Epic in the corner and then Pitfighter charges in and lands a big splash on Epic. Epic falls to the floor, and Pitfighter, turns around to be met by a huge right hand by Adam Cage)

Dean: noooooooo I was just beginning to like Pitfighter, he was really taking it to Epic there, and that darn Cage had to spoil it didn’t he!

(Diamond runs round the ring, and chases El Gambit around the ring, meanwhile in the ring Adam Cage picks up Pitfighter, and scoop slams him followed by a leg drop)

Dean: look at Diamond he is trying to kill El Gambit! This man is a vicious monster, and makes me sick.

Will: Ew Gambit deserves what Diamond has in mind for him, he shouldn’t get away with choking people out, especiawy id he’s not apart of the match at that time.

(El Gambit runs into the ring, and the referee spots it as Diamond follows him, the referee forces Diamond back out into the corner that Epic has crawled across to)

(El Gambit the low blows Adam Cage as the referee isn’t looking, and Pitfighter takes advantage by delivering a DDT, into a cover, the referee spins round a couple of seconds later and makes the count)

Dean: yeaaaaaaaaa getting rid of the rubbish first of all by getting rid of Adam Cage the new pathetic GZW wrestler

Will: yes but he has a twemendous showing in this match, and is good for any new comer in this business

(Gambit looks shocked that Cage kicked out, and Pitfighter gets to his feet, and picks up Cage, and whips him into the turnbuckle were Gambit stands, Gambit gives the chicken sin to Epic, and Epic comes into the ring trying to get at Gambit, but is held back by the referee, meanwhile Gambit is laying in a few punches to the ribs of Cage, and Pitfighter comes chargeing in looking for a spear)

Will: ouch, that has got to hurt, Pitfighter just charged right into the steew wing post there, it may have diswocated it!

(Cage elbows Gamit off the ring apron and moved just in time, he then uses the ropes to pull himself to a spare corner)

(Gambit quickly jumps back on the ring apron, and tags himself into the match, runs over to cage and lays a few kicks to his mid-section, and then springboards Cage to the centre of the ring)

Will: I won’t take nothing away from this, Gambit is really going on the offense now

(Pitfighter pulls himself out of the corner, thinking he is still the legal man in the match, the referee is distracted gettin Pit, into his corner, and Gambit begins to illigaly choke Cage, Epic goes to the top rope, and goes for a frog splash off the top rope, Gambit lets go of the hold, and Epic lands it directly onto Cage)

Dean; ahahahaha that dumb son of a ........... he just landed on the wrong man hehehe

Will: Gambit saw it coming, and moved out of the way, and Cage see the full force of the offense there

(Epic, rolls back out of the ring holding his head, and the referee after being stalled a couple of seconds with Pit, turns around and sees Gambit mking the cover)

Dean: what? no no no how he kickout of that, the damn referee shgould have turned around quicker!

(Gambit looks abit frustrated, but never the less picks up Cage to his feet, and whips him into the ropes, Epic makes the blindtag, and Gambit, drops cage in a spinebuster)

(Gambit stands up, and as soon as he does he sees Epic, who comes in and nails him with a spining heel kick, bounces off the far ropes, an comes back at Gambit again, who has just got to his feet and knocks him down with a shoulder barge into a cover)

Will; Gambit kicks out, and aww four men are stiww weft in this match-up and are aww giving it there aww!

(Epic picks up Gambit to his feet, and Cage thinking he is stillthe legal man goes for a superkick on Gambit, but Gambit ducks, and he nails Epic, and Gambit makes the cover)

Will: nooooo, Cage, couwd make Epic pay, even though he didn’t mean to hit Epic with it!

(Diamond pulls Epic out of the ring, and Diamond, puts his arm around Epic as they begin to go to the back)

(a shot of the crowd barrier, appears on screen and a man in a suit jumps over it, with a brass stick in hand)

(Clancy McClean apears behind Epic, and Diamond, and with the stick, he hammers it on the back of Diamond)

(McClean stands back, and then looks at Epic, and passes him the stick and points at Diamond)

(Epic looks at the stick, and then he begins to pummel, Diamond with the stick, as McClean smiles, and begins to lay in a few boots on him)

Dean: ahahahaha, I ever though I would say that I like Epics actions but, this is ace! man look at them take apart Diamond here!

(EMT’s come rushing down to ringside, and they all shove Epic, and McClean out of the way, then Epic, and McClean walk up the rampway, and as they get to the top of the rampway they raise there hands)

Will: this is not wight! I never thought I would see this, Epic turning his back on Diamond, after Epic, gave Diamond a pwace to wive at his house.

(Epic, and McClean disapear backstage, and in the ring the match continues with Pit laying knife-edge chops in on Gambit)

Will: I just can’t bewieve Epic, turned his back on his partner just wike that

(Pit whips Gambit across the ring, and follow in with an elbow to the side of Gambits face, Gambit falls to the floor, and Pit picks him up, and places him on his shoulder)

(Pit starts to run with Gambit on his shoulder, but Gambit, kicks out and slopes down Pits, back and pushes Pit into the turnbuckle, Pit bounces off, and Gambit rolls him up in a cover)

(Gambit gets to his feet, and runs over to the corner were Cage is, and Dropkicks him off the apron)

(Gambit walks back over to Gambit, and chops him, and then kicks him in the mid-section, Cage gets back on the apron and Gambit drops him with the.......)

Dean: the Rock of Gibralter DDT, thats going to be it for Pitfighter! good night!

(Cage uses the ropes like aspring board and lands on the back of the neck of Gambit)

(Cage is quickly to his feet, and he pulls up Gambit with him, he whips Gambit into the turnbckle, and Cage follows up with a splash, then goes to whip Gambit across the ring again, but this time Pitfighter intercepts and hits a scissor kick on Gambit, into the cover)

Will: and now we are down to the last two now, they are Adam Cage, and Pitfighter!

(Pitfighter is slowly up to his feet, and as he does, Cage lands a superkick in on Pitfighter, and Cage makes the cover)

Will: and he wiww go on to face the Wone Gunman one-on-one at Monday Manslaughter!

JS – Hello fight fans and welcome back to TNT here on GZW TV. I’m James Saville and with me today giving us all the insight into this world we call wrestling, is Richard Dastardly. Well Dick what’s in store for us in this bout coming up?.

RD – Well first off my name’s not Dick it’s Richard and secondly how come we get lumped with the crappy Haires and Claymores fight, when are we going to do a main event? I blame you Jimmy. For years you have held me back but not anymore now it’s my turn to shine!

JS – Will you shut up and tell us about what we can expect in the next 15 minutes.

RD – Well it’s a debut match tonight for the one-time wonders of wrestling the Claymores.

JS – What are you talking about the Claymores are HKWF tag team champions. They have held onto the belts in HKWF for an unprecedented 8 months. They are the longest running tag team champions ever in HKWF, defeating the Stormriders record of 20 straight wins.

RD – Whatever. They’re no match for tonight’s opposition, the Haires, Willie and Nazal. These guys are the future of tag team wrestling in my opinion.

JS – Well that just about sums up your career in that one statement. Anyway, now we are going to our guest announcer for this evening, Laura Lane.

LL – Ladies and Gentleman, this match is a non-title, one fall, tag team match. Making there way down to the ring, Willie and Nazal, the Haires.

‘Pet Names’ by Tom Green begins to play over the PA. Willie and Nazal come out from behind the curtain to a few pops from the crowd. They make there way down to ringside, looking decidedly nervous. They give a few high fives on their way down to ringside and then step into the ring.

LL – And now from Glasgow, Scotland the challengers. Angus and Hamish, the Claymores. Accompanying them at this time is there manager Scott Bennett.

‘Smash somethin’ by Redman and Adam F. begins to blast out over the PA. Out from behind the curtain steps Scott Bennett, he walks out a few feet when The Claymores come out and flank Scott Bennett. They have the HKWF belts wrapped around their waist and make there way slowly down to ringside.

JS – Well new music and a new start for the Claymores wrestling their first match here on GZW.

RD – and probably there last. These guys suck; bring back the College boys all is forgiven. Come on Haires lest take it to these two Jockstraps.

JS – Will you please talk sense, next you will be telling me that Dubray is the nice brother.

We see that it’s going to be Willie and Angus starting us off here. The two lock up but now for long as Angus throws Willie back into the corner. Willie gets straight up and charges at Angus only for him to sidestep and Willie clatters into Nazal.

Willie comes back off the ropes and is met by Angus who grabs his tights and sets him up for the suplex. Angus holds Willie in mid-air for as long as he can then drops him down hard on the mat.

Angus bends over to pick up Willie only to be met with a solid right to the breadbasket and another and another. Angus reels back from the flurry buying Willie some time to crawl and make the tag.

In comes Nazal who flies at Angus nailing him with a clothesline, Angus get up but again Nazal hits him with another clothesline. Nazal come for a third only for Angus to drop him with a toehold. Nazals face comes crashing off the mat. Angus gets up and picks up Nazal taking him over to the corner and exposing his ribs whilst tagging in Hamish who connects with Nazals mid-rift with a big boot.

Hamish whips Nasal onto the ropes and meets him with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. Hamish picks up Nazal and whips him into the corner and follows in with a big forearm splash. Nazal comes staggering out of the corner, not knowing where he is. Hamish comes off the ropes himself and nails running DDT. Nazals face comes smashing down on the canvas, blood pouring from his nose.

JS – Jumping’ Jimminers.!! Hamish just destroying Nazals dating face…. permanently.

RD – Since when did Nazal start dating? I feel sorry for his mother, did you know that when Nazal was born he was so ugly that the mid-wife slapped his dad!!!

Hamish rolls Nazal up for the pin only for Willie to break the count. Angus rushes the ring only to be held up by the referee, whilst he is distracted, Willie comes off the ropes and drops a big elbow onto the back of Angus’s head.

RD – Good thinking Willie, take it to him now Nazal. Just show him your face and he will give up.

With Hamish still down and the ref still trying to usher Angus out of the ring, Willie goes for another elbow off the ropes only to be pulled out of the ring by the waiting Scott Bennett. Scott unleashes some lefts and rights on Willie who fly’s over the crowd barriers and into the audience. Scott readjusts his suit and tie and walks back round to his corner.

JS – Bennett taking matters into his own hands here. Well he didn’t have any option his boys could have been facing there first defeat here.

RD – Good to see Bennett still plays by the fair book. Next you will be telling me there’s no Easter bunny.

JS – Why can’t I have Siu Anne….oh no I get stuck with RD…. really dumb.

Nazal and Hamish both stagger up to there feet, they both come off opposite ropes and fly at each other with huge forearm smashes. Hamish ducks Nazals , back off the ropes again but this time Nasal ducks Hamish’s, for a third time they come off the ropes only for them both to connect with solid clotheslines and down they go again.

Both Angus and Willie are at each corner stomping and clapping their feet, trying to gee-up their partners. Hamish gets to the corner first and makes the tag to his brother; Nazal makes the tag to his son only a split second later. Willie comes rushing in only to be met with a huge Glasgow kiss [Leaping Head butt], right to Willies gut. The ref not happy with the illegal use of the head and starts to tick Angus off. Willie is still down on the mat.

Willie staggers to his feet, Angus grips the bemused Willie and sets off on a series of German suplexes. Each time Willies head comes crashing down the crowd give a huge ‘ooohhh’. Nazal rushes the ring and punches Angus in the face. Angus drops Nazal to a heap like a rag doll and walks towards Nazal who is now backing up into the corner hands in front of him pleading for mercy.

Angus grabs Nazal and picks him up into a gorilla press above his head. Angus throws Nazal forward and into the crowd.

JS – Holy Burrito!!! Nazal must of flown 15 feet through the air there. Angus looks pretty wound up now. He’s pointing to his brother and down towards Willie who is still down after all those suplexes.

Angus tags in Hamish and they both go up to separate turnbuckles either side of the prone Willie Haire. Both Hamish and Angus leap from the top turnbuckles and connect with Willie, sending him high into the air and back down quickly with a sickening thud.

JS – There you have it ladies and gents, after a tough encounter The Claymores win there first match on GZW TV.

RD – Wait till the Stormriders claim there gold on MNM then we will see who the most dominant tag team in the world is. Stormriders will be triumphant.

Nazal crawls over crowd barrier and drags his son’s carcass out of the ring. They both stagger up the ramp way never looking back as the ref hands back the HKWF titles to the Claymores and they raise them in victory in the ring.

All of a sudden the lights go off and the arena is completely dark. A blast of blue, red and white pyro lights up the ramp way, ‘Breath’ by the Prodigy kicks in and onto the walkway steps Union Jack. He struts down to the ring to huge pops from the crowd. He has a mic in hand and climbs into the ring, nodding to Scott Bennett and The Claymores on the way.

UJ – Ok cut my music, first off I would like to say well done to the Claymores on there victory, however dragged out it was…

UJ - ...but on to bigger and better things. Last Monday night, in this very ring GZW defeated some poor excuse for rabble known as HKWF or is it Bad Influence, whatever dumbass name there using at the minute, they tasted defeat. Well next Monday I face off again with Hong Kong phooey wrestlers but this time one of them thinks that he is the whole ‘fuckin’ package, the one they call Monarch. Now I heard what you got to say about me being past it and you and your homies or should I say homo’s are the new blood of wrestling. Well this Monday I will show you who is the real deal and I am going to whip your arse all over this goddamn arena in the name of Queen and country. This fed is only big enough for one British Butcher and come Monday you will wish you never heard of Union Jack, and I will make sure we never hear from you again.

UJ spits on the floor and wipes his mouth with his huge forearm. The crowd pops loudly.

UJ – Troublesome, Profit you bastards have a lot to answer for, you two can put me in any match you like, with anyone you like and I will still come and hunt you down. Be prepared, HKWF, to be butchered by the one they still call ‘The Menace’

UJ drops the mic on the floor as ‘Breath’ by the Prodigy kicks in. The Claymores and Scott Bennett make there way up the ramp following UJ all the way to the backstage area

{“The Next Episode” by Dr. Dre & Snoop Dogg hits over the P.A, and from through the curtain steps Jack “The Jackass” Ask. The middle aged man walks out, sporting a T-Shirt that says “And yo Momma”, and a pair of black slacks. He walks down to the announce table.}

Jack: Well hi there GZW Fans, I’m your guest commentator for this next matchup alongside…

{Suddenly, Eclipse’s music starts to bang through and Eclipse makes his way to ringside to a mixed reaction. He rolls under the bottom rope, and taunts the crowd, until he is interrupted by “Bad To The Bone” by George Thorogood.}

{Davis walks down the ramp to a thunderous ovation. He climbs into the ring, and the cheers from the crowd deafen out the music. Eclipse walks right up to the CareerMaker and shoves him backward.}

{Davis looks around the arena, and raises his arms as the crowd chant “G-Z-W”. Eclipse has none of it, and slaps Davis right across the face!!}

Will: Not me...He is nothing but a cheater…Davis wiww pwove that justice and faiwpway aways (always) pwevails!!

{Davis takes a step back, and runs off the ropes, and Eclipse taunts over to him. CareerMaker then advances on Eclipse, who cowardly scampers away! Eclipse desperately grabs the ropes, but is knocked over the top with a huge boot from Davis!!}

{Eclipse slides back into the ring, and hops to his feet, as the pace quickens. Eclipse hits some forearms to CareerMaker, then backs off the ropes, and comes back with a springing clothesline, which is caught by Davis!!}

{The crowd pop loudly as Davis sends Eclipse crashing to the mat with a destructive Sidewalk Slam!!! Davis sharply goes for the cover early in the match…1….}

{Davis, now standing grabs Eclipse’s fallen body and picks him up into a standing position.}

{CareerMaker with one swift move wraps his hand around Eclipse’s throat, going for a chokeslam, but Eclipse hits a blatant kick to the groin, and Davis falls to his knees in pain!}

{Eclipse, almost teasing Davis, slaps him a few times in the face as he is on his knees, then hits a knockout kick right to the head!!!}

Dean: Well I must say Eclipse is showing just what an excellent wrestler he is…he shouldn’t be stook in matches against dirty old men like Davis!

{Eclipse taunts the crowd, then walks over to Davis’s fallen frame, and executes a pin-point leg drop across the sternum, then goes for a showboat cover….One…Tw-Davis escapes!}

Will: Davis escapes!! The CaweewMakew showing thewe’s some fight weft in him yet!!!

{Davis sits up, Taker style, then hoists himself to his feet, holding his head in pain. Eclipse attempts a blind tackle from out of nowhere, but Davis stays standing, and reverses it into a sudden, Running Powerbomb!!!}

{CareerMaker, smile on his face heads for the turnbuckle, and at 6’6 ascends gracefully, gets his balance, and nails Eclipse with a Huge flying elbow!!!}

{Davis hooks the leg of Eclipse, but as the referee is about to count the “3”, the arena suddenly goes dark!}

{Stereophonic’s “Mr. Writer” starts to play amid the darkness, as the crowd start to boo.}

Will: Couwd this be Epic Mazuw-the man I once wespected but now he is nothing mowe than a brainwashed sewwout!!

{The lights slowly come on, flashing different shades of green, until Clancy Mc Clean is standing on the stage. His briefcase is in his hand, and he has a cheesy smile on his face, as a man, Epic runs to the ring and slides under the bottom rope. Clancy slowly walks down towards the ring, calmly but surely.}

Jack: Come on! This guy could afford to buy GZW and HKWF, not to mention he owns IGW, how much more belongings can you get?

{Clancy shouts something to Epic, and like a shark, Epic swoops in, and fearlessly hops on Davis!! He explodes with a flurry of punches, then starts to choke him as Eclipse attacks Davis’ vertical base with low kicks to the legs!}

{Clancy shouts something again, and Epic backs away from Davis, as the bell is sounded.}

{Mc Clean steps into the ring, briefcase in hand. He shouts at Epic to hold Davis back, as a confused Eclipse watches on. CMC steps forward, and holds his briefcase up high…}

Will: Come On!!! Don’t do this to GZW’s caweermakew!! He is about to try to kill Nathaniel “Entertainment Franchise” Davis!!!

{Before Clancy can strike Davis, Gideon dashes to the ring, wearing his barbed wire wrapped gloves!! Clancy and Epic quickly escape the ring, and head up the ramp, Eclipse exits through the crowd as Gid attends to Davis.}

[*”Open Your Eyes” by Staind kicks in around the arena as John Taylor steps out onto the ramp. The fans rail him as he walks toward the ring. A fan reaches out to touch him but He jerks his arm back and rears back to sock the kid. He smirks and climbs into the ring. The music fades out just as suddenly as it started.*]

[*Luke LaVerne’s music kicks in as the fans give a nice pop as Luke steps out onto the ramp. He makes his way down giving high fives to the fans. He stops at the base of the ring and glairs at Taylor as he leans over and yells at Luke to come and get some. Luke climbs into the ring slowly as the ref holds Taylor back.*]

Taylor pushes past the ref and takes Luke down with a double leg takedown. He mounts him and delivers several well place right hands to his face. Luke grabs him and reverses it and delivers several rights and lefts to Taylor as the crowd cheers loudly. The ref pulls him off and allows Taylor to get back to his feet.

Dean: Look at Luke cheating in there by using those right hands. Disqualify him ref.

Taylor gets to his feet as Luke makes his way over to him. Taylor hits Luke in the midsection doubling him over. He steps back and nails a knee lift to the chops knocking him back down to the ground with authority. Luke grabs the back of his head as Taylor lays the boots into him.

Taylor lifts Luke to his feet and whips him across the ring into the corner. He charges in and nails a running spear into the corner driving Luke further into the corner. Taylor hooks Luke’s head and drives him into the mat with a DDT. Taylor makes the cover as the ref slides into position.

Taylor slams his fist on the mat and pulls Luke up by his hair. He gets in his face and begins to yell insults at him before he slaps him back down to the mat.

Taylor pulls back on the top rope and slingshots himself over and onto Luke with a plancha. Taylor lifts Luke up and whips him over towards the stairs but he reverses it and nails a drop toehold onto the steps. Taylor rolls off the steps clutching his face.

The ref jumps out of the ring and tells Luke to get back into the ring. Taylor gets to his feet and charges at Luke but he nails another drop toehold driving him into the ground face first with a thud. Luke goes over to the table and pulls the top off followed by the monitors.

Luke lifts Taylor up and rolls him onto the table. The fans cheer as Luke makes his way back to the ring and climbs to the top rope. Luke smiles as he leaps off and nails a senton bomb onto Taylor through the table.

[*The ref calls for the bell as Taylor and Luke continue there assault on each other. Several refs come running down the ramp and pull Taylor off of him. Taylor points at Luke and begins to shout obscenities at him as the refs escort him to the back. Luke gets to his feet and makes his way to the back shaking the fans hands on his way back.*]

Dean: Always the goodie goodie even after having his ass handed to him by my man John Taylor.

“Hello everybody! Siu Ann and Jackie here commentating on the main event…”

“Because we are so much better than those losers Will and Dean! About bloody time the best commentator in the business and his girlie did a main event!”

“You’re going to get yourself beat up you know Jackie! I heard that Dean’s said that after Basildon Bond, he’s coming for you!”

“How brave of you… hold on a moment! I’m hearing that moments ago Adam Cage was attacked in the parking lot! We have the footage…”

Adam Cage is walking to the parking lot with a huge grin on his face. He is changed into casual clothes after winning the fatal-fourway match and a shot at the light-heavyweight title. He heads towards his car, and puts the key in the lock. Suddenly there is a “vroom” of a motorbike and from nowhere, El Gambit comes speeding out of the shadows. Cage looks up, only to be met by a vicious cosh blow to the forehead as El G zooms past! Cage hits the deck hard.

El G screeches a 180 turn, and leaves burnt rubber on the concrete floor. He rides back to cage and gets off his bike. He looks down at Cage who is bleeding heavily from a laceration on his forehead. Cage is hardly able to move, but he looks up, and El G spits in his face!

“That was my title shot! No one makes El Gambit look like a debilucho! I will go through you, and everyone else that I have to to get what I want. Good luck in your title shot debilucho!”

El G mounts his bike once more and laughs nastily as he speeds out of the arena.

“I can’t believe what I just saw! El Gambit is a vicious thug! You can bet that Adam Cage is going to want to get some revenge for that! What a jealous bad sport El Gambit is!”

“Only one way to stop El Gambit coshing people Siu Ann! Give him a title shot!”

Before Jackie can argue any more “Ya Don’t See the Signs” by Mark B and Blade blasts over the sound system to a chorus of boos.

“And here’s the winner, right here! I might not like his lackeys, but Pimp is the man!”

Pimp comes onto the zerotron with Dean following him. Wearing a particularly gaudy outfit, he disrespects the fans by pointing to his groin, and then his mouth. He then holds up the IC title, and mocks Billy Bond with a raised eyebrow, followed by pretending to cry!

Pimp gets in the ring, and so does Dean and they continue to goad the fans as “Rap Superstar” by Cypress Hill starts to play. The crowd cheers for the TV champ, Fubu, who is accompanied to the ring by Helen.

“Because he in my opinion the bravest superstar with the biggest heart in the whole of GZW!”

Fubu walks to the ring hitting low fives. He even lets one of the fans try out the TV title belt for size! He gets in the ring as the ref holds back Pimp, and demands that Dean leave.

Pimp and Fubu circle one another, and go for a collar and elbow tie up. Headlock by Pimp followed by a punch to the forehead which makes Fubu fall to his knees. Quick legdrop to the back by Pimp, which sends Fubu face first to the mat.

Pimp pulls up Fubu and hooks him up for a vertical suplex. Fubu floats over and grabs Pimps legs sending him face first to the mats. Pimp rolls over and sweeps away Fubu’s legs. They both get up together and glare at each other.

“This match rekindles an old rivalry, and you can see the intensity of their hatred for each other right there!”

Fubu goes for a collar and elbow, but gets a rake to the eyes. Pimp ignores the ref’s admonishing, and bounces Fubu off the ropes hitting a knee to the gut that sends Fubu flipping.

Quickly pulling up the TV champ, Pimp sets him up in a DVD position, and goes for a Final Hooker (Mark Mero’s TKO). However, Fubu goes with the momentum, grabs pimps head and drops him with a high impact DDT counter!

Fubu pulls up Pimp and drops him with another DDT! He points to the top rope, and runs to it. The crowd cheers wildly!

Fubu ascends the turnbuckle and goes for a Brooklyn (Shooting) Star Press, but Pimp rolls out the way!

“You’ve gotta believe if Fubu had hit that Brooklyn Star Press, it would have been over!”

Fubu is in pain, and Pimp gets to his feet, and begins to lay in the boots. He pulls up Fubu and boots him in the gut. With a bounce off the ropes from Pimp, Fubu is back on the mats after receiving a swinging neckbreaker.

Pimp hits a vertical suplex and pulls him up in the suplex position again. However, the second suplex is a falcon arrow (michenoku driver from a suplex set-up).

“Whoa! One of Firefly’s signature moves there! Could Pimp be mocking his ex-stablemate?”

“Shut up Siu Ann! Just ‘cos Firefly uses it, doesn’t mean that no one else can! I hate Firefly… everyone always sucks his double-crossing arse! Anyone who double crosses HKWF will pay!”

Pimp is looking frustrated, and starts to berate the ref. Fubu gets up, and takes advantage, rolling up Pimp with a schoolboy!

Pimp leaps up angered, but gets a dropkick for his troubles. Pimp is still standing, so he gets another dropkick that staggers him into the corner. With a couple of right hands, Fubu lifts Pimp onto the top turnbuckle.

Fubu takes a couple of steps back and then runs at the ropes. He springboards off the top rope onto Pimp’s shoulders and delivers a top rope snap hurancanrana! Pimp bounces with the pure impact of the move!

Suddenly, the ref is smashed across the head with a steel chair! Holding the chair is Dean!

With the ref out cold, Dean cracks Fubu, who is still pinning Pimp, over the head with the chair as well. Helen gets in the ring and starts mouthing at Dean. He pulls back the chair!

Helen flinches, but Dean doesn’t hit her: he starts laughing. Helen sees red and Dean gets booted, hard, in the crotch!

Pimp, who has got up pulls a face of anger, and grabs Helen from behind and drops her with a reverse DDT!

Pimp and Dean celebrate in the ring, with the ref, Fubu and Helen down. The crowd are throwing things into the ring.

“This match isn’t over until the bell rings… and the ref can hardly signal for it, can he? Ha ha ha!”

Pimp pulls a set of brass knucks out of his tights, as Fubu is getting up. Fubu gets cracked right in the forehead by Pimp, and he goes straight back down. He immediately pulls up Fubu again, and punches Fubu hard in the stomach with the knucks! He follows this with a hammer blow to the top of the head!

As Dean roughly kicks Helen to the outside, Pimp pulls up Fubu and measures him for another blow from the knucks… suddenly “The Right Decision” by Jesus Jones hits the PA to a huge crowd cheer!

“What the hell! This is outside interference from Team Smooth! Fubu should be instantly disqualified!”

Pimp pushes the half-conscious Fubu to the floor, and beckons Team Smooth into the ring. Crystal rushes to Helen’s aid, and as Baz and Smooth get on the apron, they are met by Dean and Pimp respectively.

Dean throws a right hand at Baz that is blocked with a huge right hand as a reply. Dean staggers back. Pimp throws a right at Smooth with the knucks, but Smooth ducks and grabs Pimps head as he jumps off the apron, slingshotting Pimp’s throat onto the top rope!

Baz steps into the ring and hits a jumping lariat at the recovering Dean. Smooth slides under the bottom rope, and pulls up Pimp. Smooth nails a body slam on Pimp, and Baz signals to the top rope, and jumps onto it in preparation for Dean getting up.

Smooth hoists Pimp onto his shoulders in a DVD position. Dean is getting up and Baz readies himself. At the same time, Smooth swings Pimp around his shoulders leaping up and smashing Pimp to the mat with a swinging, snap, sit-down powerbomb, and Baz leaps off the top rope hitting a top rope bulldog!

“Get up ref! Look at this travesty… although it is quite nice to see Dean get his ass kicked!”

Fubu is getting to his feet, and Baz helps him up. Smooth signals to Crystal to come into the ring. She looks puzzled, but does so. He whispers something in her ear, to which she grins and nods.

Crystal puts Dean’s head between her legs and pulls him up onto her shoulders.

“Crystal calls that Shattered Glass! She learnt that move when she was with Magic!”

Smooth points at Pimp, and Crystal grins even wider. The crowd are going crazy! Pimp’s head goes between her legs, and he gets lifted up too!

Crystal is struggling, so she drops him with a simple powerbomb, but even so, the show of strength gets a huge reaction from the crowd.

Smooth removes the knucks from Pimp’s hand, and as Crystal and Baz leave the ring, he revives the ref. Smooth signals to Fubu to go for the cover, but Fubu shakes his head.

“Fubu wants to win this match himself, fairly! What a big man he is. Despite the fact that Pimp and Dean double-teamed him, hit him with brass knuckledusters and hit Helen, he still wants to win fair!”

Fubu points to Helen, and Crystal nods. She carries Helen up the entranceway towards the EMTs who are on the zerotron. Pimp struggles to his feet and sees that Fubu is standing again. He charges at him, and gets armdragged. He jumps up and charges again, right into another armdrag.

As Pimp gets up again, he is met with a clothesline. Fubu pulls him up, and puts his head between his legs. He gets the double underhook, but Pimp powers out with a back body drop reversal.

As Fubu struggles to get to his feet, Pimp stalks him. Quick as a cat, Pimp has Fubu locked in with the…

Fubu is choking, but with what little strength he has left, he runs backwards smashing Pimp into the turnbuckles.

The hold is released, and Fubu turns around to give Pimp a boot into the midsection. He grabs Pimps hair, pulls him out of the corner, and puts his head between his legs. He gets the double underhook and with extreme effort, pulls up Pimp. He then drops him right onto his head with the double underhook piledriver!

Fubu leaps onto Pimp for the cover, and the still groggy ref does the count as Fubu hooks the leg.

Team Smooth is about to enter the ring to celebrate with Fubu, but he slides under the ring and rushes off up the rampway!

With Rap Superstar playing, Team Smooth follows him up the ramp, as Pimp lies in the ring motionless. Outside the ring, Dean is still not moving either.

“Look at this carnage! You can bet that there will be hell to pay for Fubu and Team Smooth in revenge for this!”

“Well that’s all from Travesty for this week! I’m Siu Ann Wong, this is Jackie Lee, and on behalf of Will and Dean, and James Saville and Richard Dastardly…”

Pimp is on his hands and knees with a look of seething anger on his face as Travesty fades out.