(The show begins as “Splinter” By Seafood begins to play on the PA system, as the lyrics kicks in pyros go off, and the GZW logo appears on the GZW titantron. The camera cuts to a shot from the crowd the Fans wave at the camera and wave there signs so they can be seen on television. One sign reads “HI MOM”, another scene reads “GZW gone Extreme”. The camera now cuts to a shot of Dean and Will sat at ringside, where Dan is wearing a tuxedo, and Will is picking his nose.)
Dean: Cut that out Will you’re running my image…. Being seen with you is one thing but to be seen with you picking your nose is another.
Will: It was Itchy!
Dean: what do you think the fans think know? How immature of you to pick your nose in front of the whole world!
Will: Anyway tonight we have a night jampacked fuww of action. We wiwwll see twenty two men enter into a Hardcore battwe Woyaw to be nawwowed down to two men for the fowwowing week to decide who wiww be the number one contender to the Extreme titwe.
Dean: Yea and we’ll also see Novacaine beating the crap out of a woman. Novacaine is going to steamroller her, and show how to really do the ironing, after all she’ll need all the practice she can at being a housewife before she becomes one in the near future, because women don’t belong in a wrestling ring against men. Maybe in bra and panties matches but not in a physical match, They might break a nail or something then it would be hell for there husbands!
Will: Mooncat bewongs wrestwing wing with the men after aww she is better than a wot of them awound here. However in the main event we wiww be seeing Kombat going after Ew Gambits tewevison titwe.
Dean: Kombat doesn’t stand a chance. Hell Mooncat beat Kombat proves if this man can’t beat a woman he stands absolutely no chance against a man like El Gambit.
Will: can you pwease quit woman bashing?… I think that’ww explain why you are stiww singwe, and by the wooks of things you’ww be staying that way for a vewy wong time. Any way we wiww awso be seeing a number one contenders match to the GZW tag-team championships.
Dean: damn who’s that Sexy Bitch Devotion? I tell you what I won’t be leaving here tonight without her phone number damn she’s one fine piece of ass.
Will: anyway without any further ado we’ww go to Cascade and Cowtez who are commentating on our first match of the night that’s Chains taking on a mystewy opponent.
Dean: Mystery opponent…… Yea right we all know that its Golden Eye so what’s the mystery in that?
.---Chains vs.? ? ?---
Cascade: The broadcast team of Mark Cascade and Albert Cortez here to announce the first match on Friday Travesty! The newcomer Chains will be facing an unknown opponent in his second ever match in GZW!
Cortez: Stupid Mark, everyone knows it’s the James Bond fanatic, GoldenEye! They have been going at it verbally since they both arrived here from UwU!
Chains comes out to a mixed reaction from the fans. A fan's sign reads, "Somebody chain this guy to a train cause he sucks!!"
The lights on the Coliseum dim as "Hair of the Dog" hits and the crowd reacts with a loud set of boos as the 7'4” 478lbs Heavyweight Champion Deacon Kane comes out. Deacon, title draped over his shoulder and mic in hand, stops at the center of the entranceway and shoots a look that he could kill the entire crowd.
Cascade: This is unbelievable! The Heavyweight Champion is making his first every appearance on Travesty and it’s as Chains’ mystery opponent! Man, does Deacon look focused!
Cortez: Focused? He just looks mean! Chains wanted a big man, he’s about to get the biggest one of them all!
Deacon: Chains, I have heard your boasts. Seen your face countless times on GZW Television ranting about nothing of any importance. Did you think you were to face that UwU reject GoldenEye? He is no one and neither was the closed company from which he comes from.
Cascade: Deacon Kane is insulting the recently closed UwU! That federation was a brother fed to GZW and many superstars from GZW like T-Rex and Magic busted their hump over there!
Deacon: Chains, I am sure you are wondering why is “The Future” caring about a newcomer like me? For one reason and one reason only, Chains. You want to step into the GZW and spout off calling yourself “Mr. Pay Per View”. What gives you the right to come in a federation that I, and I alone, rule? What pay per views have you participated in that are note worthy? (Deacon begins walking down the rampway)
Cortez: The Champ has a point? Chains is just as new here as you, Stupid Mark and me!
Deacon: Before you think about calling yourself “Mr. Pay Per View”, you should worry about making it out of Friday Travesty!
Deacon enters the ring and Chains quickly runs and hits a running elbow strike before the bell rings dazing the big man. He than Irish whips the big man and hits a drop kick wobbling Deacon but still not knocking him down. With Deacon wobbly, Chains jumps up and spikes the big man down with a DDT, getting him off his feet. Chains goes for the pin. 1...a kick out with power as Chains gets launched up in to the air on the kick out. Deacon gets up.
Cascade: What power shown by the Heavyweight Champion!
Cortez: Say it with me Stupid Mark, "Mon-ster".
Chains goes for another running elbow strike but gets caught in a belly to belly suplex from Deacon. The big man begins to pound on the fallen Chains. Chains puts his foot on the rope and the ref pulls Deacon off. The Wicked One looks down at the ref like he's about to beat him senseless and the ref jumps back. Deacon goes back over to Chains, who is now on his knees. With Deacon close to him Chains hits a low blow.
Cascade: A low blow from the self proclaimed “Mr. Pay Per View”!
Cortez: Monster or not, a shot to the jimmy will slow you down!
With Deacon hunched over Chains hits a drop kick right in the Champ’s face putting him on the mat. Chains quickly gets to the top rope and jumps putting his knee right in Deacon’s heart, stunning him more. Chains begins pound on the fallen Deacon.
Cascade: Chains trying to keep the Heavyweight Champ on the mat!
Deacon reaches up and puts both arms around Chains’ throat, chokes and rolls so now Chains is on the mat and being pounded. Deacon picks up Chains and Irish whips him into a corner. The Future of GZW goes for a splash, but Chains moves and the big man slams into the corner. Chains gets to the top again and nails a missile dropkick putting the Champ down again. Chains goes up again waiting for the big man to get up and as soon as he does jumps and goes for the Oblivination (top rope shooting star press) but Deacon catches him and executes a high angle power bomb planting Chains in to the mat.
Cascade: Great Ceasar's Ghost!!!
Cortez: The Champ’s not finished!
Deacon lifts up the arrogant newcomer in a stalling suplex position but holding his right leg down with his right hand. The Wicked One brings Chains shoulder down onto his knee finishing the move known as…
Cascade: WICKED WAY!!
Cortez: Oh that's it! He's dead!!!
The cover.
1...2...3
Cascade: Deacon Kane with an impressive win tonight over the smaller Chains, though I guess everyone is pretty small when compared to Deacon!
Cortez: Guess the rookie will learn a little humility now!
Deacon's BlackHeart buddy, Monarch, walks out to the ring. The fans boo as they sense what is about to go down. Monarch gets in the ring. The HKWF World Champion and the GZW Heavyweight Champion then stomp on the fallen Chains.
Cascade: What is the meaning of this? This is uncalled for!
Cortez: The humility lesson must not be over yet! Deacon and Monarch, two-thirds of the BlackHearts!
The team of BlackHearts continue to beat on Chains, that is until Adam Cage runs down to the ring with a steel chair to even the odds.
Cascade: Here comes Adam Cage! He and Monarch are scheduled to meet at Manslaughter next week in a No Disqualification match!
Monarch quickly hightails it out the ring as Adam Cage slides in, looking at Monarch. Deacon stands in the center of the ring watching Cage back up pointing at Monarch. Cage bumps into Deacon and quickly turns around.
Cascade: Deacon is just smiling at Adam Cage as he steps out the ring!
Cortez: The Champ proved his point tonight! There will be another time and place!
Monarch and Deacon slowly walk back the ramp, eyeing Adam Cage standing in the ring.
Cascade: What a way to start off the first Friday Travesty of the year 2002!
Cortez: I’d rather be drunk and at a Pimp Bizkit party!
-------------- Commercial ----------------
(the scene opens up with Diamond with Weston Bentley)
Bentley: Hi, I’m here with one quarter of the Peacekeepers Diamond Sledge, He will be a part of the Hardocre Battle Royal later on tonight. So Diamond what do you think your chances ar in this match?
Diamond: One in twenty two!
Bentley: why you say that?
Diamond: On the account that there are twenty two people in the Battle Royal and I am one of them, and every one of them will be giving it there all.
Bentley: so do you expect What Money Can Buy to continue with there dirty tricks in this match as we have seen in the last few week?
Diamond: Yes, they cheat in every match so I’m expecting them to do that. I hope they don’t as with all the other wrestlers in the Hardcore Battle Royal, but I do expect that from the lights of What Money Can Buy.
Bentley: In this match any weapons available are legal any special weapons that you have up your sleeves?
(Diamond pulls down his brown torn and tattered jumper and looks up the sleeves)
Diamond: Arms?
Bentley: Right…. Anyway what do you hope to do if you win the match and continue on and win the Extreme Championship.
Diamond: Simple, I hope that I can continue to put on great shows to the fans, and hope that I could be able to put some fairplay back into the Extreme division. Don’t get me wrong using Ring bells and chairs I agree with in a match were the rules allow it. Such things as Low blows, to gain an unfair advantage over your opponent is what I don’t agree with.
Bentley: Anyway that’s all from me and Diamond back to ringside for the next match up between Novacaine and Mooncat. Take it away Siu Ann and Jackie.
~~~ Debut Match ~~~
~~~ Novacaine V ‘Mooncat’ Celestia L’yark ~~~
Siu Ann Wong:
“Hi fans! Siu Ann and Jackie here for the next match! Conichuwa!”
Jackie:
“Hey!”
Siu Ann:
“Well I thought I’d say it before you did!”
Jackie:
“Bah!”
Siu Ann:
“This match is Novacaine’s debut, but I don’t think anyone missed the actions of the masked man last week!”
Jackie:
“Novacaine is great! Did you see what he did to Magic! WOW! He really beat the hell out of him!”
Siu Ann:
“He blindsided, then the hell out of a man who had just been through a match and interference from WMCB!”
‘Breathe’ by Project Wyze begins to play, and out comes the masked man: Novacaine! Without even having wrestled a match in GZW, he is loudly booed for his action on the previous week’s Sunday Night Storm. Lapping it up, Novacaine goads the fans.
Siu Ann:
“He’s not even locked up with another superstar yet, and the fans already hate him!”
Novacaine struts to the ring, and flips over the top rope to get into the ring. From there, he climbs the turnbuckles and extends his hand out, beckoning his opponent.
Jackie:
“Looks like Novacaine is ready to go… and who wouldn’t be? He’s already beaten the hell out of Magic, what chance does Mooncat, a woman, have against him?”
‘The Private Psychedelic Reel’ by The Chemical Brothers suddenly blasts over the PA with the familiar downward drumbeat. The crowd cheer as Mooncat comes onto the stage through a smoke filled entranceway. She hits low fives as she heads to the ring.
Siu Ann:
“And here’s the Mooncat!”
Jackie:
“Novacaine is gonna beat her so bad, that she won’t even be able to get back to the kitchen!”
Siu Ann:
“You are SO sexist, Jackie!”
The ref holds back Novacaine, as Mooncat gets in the ring. The ref calls for the bell, and the match begins. Novacaine feigns going for a lock up, but then boots Lez in the stomach. From there, he hits a swinging neckbreaker on the woman from Egypt. Lez gets to her feet, but a running clothesline from Novacaine sends her right back down to the mat.
Siu Ann:
“Owy, owy, ow! That was a big clothesline from Novacaine!”
Jackie:
“Lezzy’ll be pinned any second!”
Siu Ann:
“I actually think that Lez is one hell of an athlete for Novacaine to be facing on his debut! She has victories over Union Jack for goodness sake!”
Novacaine has Lez up, and Irish whips her to a turnbuckle. He charges in and hits a huge clothesline in the corner. Lez stumbles away and falls to the floor. Novacaine, quick as a cat, is on the second turnbuckle, and delivers an elbowdrop to Lez’s back. He pulls her over, and hooks the leg.
1…
Jackie:
“Well that was quick!”
2…
Kickout!
Siu Ann:
“There’s still fight left in the Mooncat!”
Novacaine stalks his opponent, as the Egyptian wrestler gets up. He grabs her from behind into a cobra clutch. Wasting no time, he pulls Lez over and she lands right on her head!
Siu Ann:
“Goodness gracious! What a move! Novacaine calls that ‘Pills and Addiction’.”
Jackie:
“Another one who names virtually every move he does! I call that a Cobra Clutch Suplex… but bloody hell, it was a damned nice move! I like Novacaine already!”
Novacaine ascends the turnbuckles, and hits a 450 splash straight into a pin!
1…
Siu Ann:
“Goodness gracious! A Nova Wun… 450 Splash to you Jackie… this has to be over!”
2…
Jackie:
“Impressive first win for Novacaine!”
3… NO! Lez’s foot is on the ropes.
Novacaine leaps up and begins to argue with the ref. Mooncat gets up, and sees this. Sneaking up behind him, she locks on…
Siu Ann:
“The Cat Nap (Million Dollar Dream)! Looks like it’s lights out for Novacaine!”
Lez cinches it in, and Novacaine goes to one knee. Lez, relentless, keeps the hold in place, and Novacaine slumps. The ref pulls up Novacaine’s arm and drop it once: limp. He pulls Novacaine’s arm up again and drops it: limp.
Siu Ann:
“Another one of those, and this match is over!”
The ref lifts up Novacaine’s arm for the last time and drops it: only an inch from it hitting his side, Novacaine tenses his arm.
Jackie:
“Novacaine is still in it!”
Not waiting for the inevitable power out, Lez releases the hold and hits a quick, low dropkick to the back of her seated opponent. Jumping over him, and bouncing off the opposite ropes, she then delivers one to his face with impact!
Siu Ann:
“Owy, owy, ow!”
With Novacaine floored, Mooncat climbs the turnbuckles. When Novacaine gets up, he is met with a missile dropkick to the chest of Novacaine. Mooncat wastes to time, and ascends the opposite turnbuckle. When Novacaine gets up again, he is met with a top rope, moonsault into a reverse DDT!
Siu Ann:
“Goodness gracious! Mooncat is on fire!”
Jackie:
“I wish she’d bloody catch fire!”
Once again, Mooncat is on a top turnbuckle. Once Novacaine is up, she goes for a flipping senton to a standing opponent, however…
Siu Ann:
“Novacaine caught her! Goodness gracious! Novacaine caught Mooncat as she performed a flipping senton splash!”
Adjusting himself slightly, so that Mooncat is in a piledriver position, the masked man puts his arm in-between her legs for a cradle, jumps up and lands on his knees with Mooncat’s head hitting the ground!
Siu Ann:
“Out of nowhere! Genocide! Novacaine hits genocide, his jumping cradle piledriver landing on his knees!”
Novacaine straight into a cover with both legs hooked.
1…
Siu Ann:
“What a move that was!”
2…
Jackie:
“It’s over!”
3!
DING DING DING!
Siu Ann:
“An impressive debut from the man in the mask, Novacaine!”
Jackie:
“You can say that again!”
Siu Ann:
“An impressive debut from the man in the mask, Novacaine!”
Jackie:
“Ha, ha! Very funny… oh, and Siu Ann: Sayonara!”
Siu Ann:
“Bah! Foiled!”
------------------
number one contenders to Extreme Title ---------------
-----------------------Hardcore Battle Royal ------------------------
Will: Hey, Evewybody and it’s time for me and Big Dean to do the honour of commentating on this Hardcore Battwe Woyaw, and It has a lot of tawent in it, that are both young pwomising, so wets hope this match dewivers on aww its pwomise
Dean: Year we get to see some great talent like Monarch, and What Money Can Buy, Even Adam Cage as of late has been looking really good dispite being unlucky in his recent few matches, but lets see if he can pick himself up in this match!
Will: I’m getting word that we have some action backstage now!
(The scene quickly changes backstage, and shows Angel entering T-Rex’s locker room, the camera zooms into the locker room)
Angel: Hey HUBBY, heard you wanted a word with me about this whole family thing!
T-Rex: Yea and I demand some answers NOW, how long have you known Pimp was your brother at all? And how dare you tell me your father is dead when he is none other than John Profit, you are a sick person you know!
Angel: OOOOOOOO, somebody needs to take a chill pill! Anyway you know all this nonsense of having beat you down week after week, if you would just take me back BIG BOY!
T-Rex: why the hell would I take you back after you cheated on me what are dumb as well as stupid?
Angel: Have it your way, and you have a match coming up if you want some more answers you can always come round my place later
(Angel turns to go out, and Rex begins to lace his boots up, she turns back around and slaps the taste right out of his mouth. T-Rex looks up and stairs at her, Angel quickly scurries out of the locker room, and Rex darts over to the door where he is blind-sided with a metal pole to the side of his head. The camera zooms out and reveals it to be none other than Pimp)
Pimp: You might be family, but you aint immediate family! You are however now in need of medical attention! Oh and by the way your match is next I don’t think you’ll make it! Mwahahaha!
(as the camera zooms out it spots a crowd of officials the camera zooms in to reveal Magic getting a beating by Seth Epic, and Eclipse all with steal chairs, the scene then zooms into a picture of Magics bloodied face as he lies motionless on the concrete floor, as the scene fades back to ringside)
Will: I’m sowwy fowkes but two of the competitors in the Hardcore battwe Woyaw, awso two of the BIG favouwites to win the match have been taken out backstage, and are now unable to compete in the Battwe Woyaw!
Dean: ahhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaa well it seems that we are shifting out the crap before the match even starts! Hehehe
(“Check Yo Self” by Ice Cube begins to play on the PA system, and all the GZW wrestlers entered in the Hardcore battle Royal begin to make their way down to the ring, many of which are bringing with them hardore tools)
Will: Wooks wike evewybody is out here weww bar T-Wex, Magic, and awso Sho Muwakame…. He would never be late for a show, or anything like that where could he possibly be?
Dean: ah anyway…. Who cares just means less competition, not as if he was going to win anyhow!
(Referee Adam Lowe, Chris Brownlow, and Eamonn MgHerby call for the bell to begin the match, but just before the bell is rang “100 dollar bill” by Ice Cube suddenly begins to play on the PA system, and none other than Maxx Pains brother “Money Maker” Dice Morgan appears at the top of the rampway, and sprints down to the ring)
Dean: what’s this?
Will: I guess we have a wate entwant into the Hardcore battwe Woyaw!
Dean: I didn’t think he had signed a contract with GZW yet……… has he?
Will: I don’t know that either… It couwd just be a twial contwact I suppose!
(Dice slides into the ring, and pairs off with Adam Cage, as do the rest of the wrestlers who separate into the own separate fights)
Dean: all right here we go time for some Mayhem!
Will: weww the wing is cwowed a bit at the mo!
(Rick Samson, and BW3 the college crew clothesline Albert Wuchie over the top, and they follow him out of the ring double teaming him. BW3 picks up holding Wuchie, as Samson grabs a chair, and swings for Wuchie and…….. Connects almost knocking Wuchies head into row Z.)
Dean: hahahaha I think there’ll be no more Kung Wuchie for a while, and well he might want to try and to stick with o so bad Interviewing career!
Will: I think Wuchie may have a huge headache later on…..
(The college crew give each other high fives, as the fans boo, but sailing from the top rope comes Derek Ashton with a mid air twisting tornado maneuver that clears out the College crew at ringside)
Will: what a bwilliant maneuver by Derek Ashton there
(back in the ring Diamond is being double teamed by Eclipse and Epic who are taking it in turns to choke the life out of Diamond using their feet against the throat of Diamond on the bottom rung of the turnbuckle)
Dean: way to go choke the life out of that piece of living scum!
Will: That’s just plain nasty what they are doing to Diamond…. Even his face is going blue!
Dean: haha but anything is legal in the Hardcore battle Royal!
(also in the ring Manic and Gideon are going at it toe to toe as is Big C and Davis. Jake Mackinnon and Desecrator are fighting by the ropes, Smooth has just come fresh from a battle with Axion, when BAM, Maxx Pain goes for a Big Boot that knocks Smooth off balance, knocking him into Mackinnon who then both fall to the floor)
Dean: hahaha Not so Smooth now is it?
(Maxx Pain the looks at Des, but they are both blindsided with a double clothesline by Monarch that knocks them both to the floor on top of Mackinnon and Smooth. Meanwhile from the outside comes Pit Fighter with a trash can, that he hammers to the back of Monarch before whipping him into the ropes, and catching him on the return with a spinnin heel kick with the trash can knocking Monarch to the ground and Pit goes for a pin attempt)
ONE…………..
Will: Nice move by Pit!
TWO………
Dean: I guess it wasn’t too bad
(Kickout)
(Davis tosses Big C out of the ring, and then also throws Epic out following up on Eclipse with a neck breaker helping out his fellow Peacekeeper Diamond Sledge)
Dean: OY, I thought there wasn’t meant to be any partnerships in a battle Royal!
Will: there isn’t but it doesn’t mean that they can’t pway fair!
(Dice runs acrowws the ring, and then double clotheslines the Peackeepers out of the ring!. Gideon then comes running across and dropkicks Dice out of the ring, and Adam Cage throws Pit over the top rope)
Will: onwy two weft in the wing now, and Gid couwd stiww be feewing the effects from the trash can shot by Pit Fighter!
(Adam Cage, kicks Gideon in the Mid section and hits ……..)
Dean: Nova- Flowing DDT
(AC goes for the pin)
ONE……..
Will: Cage just hit his finisher there!
TWO……..
Will: Cage has his feet on the wopes!
THREE…………
(DING DING)
Dean: looks as though Gidoen is first eliminate from this hardcore battle Royal!
Will: yes, it is ewimination wules!
(Maxx Pain is first back into the ring, and as Cage raises his hand for beating Gideon, Maxx wraps his HUGE hand around the throat of AC and hit’s him with a huge choke slam for the pin)
ONE……….
Will: Cage couwd pay here for taking his eye off the baww!
TWO…….
Dean: NOOOOOO
THREE………
(DING DING)
Will: Cage is now ewiminated
Dean: yea by that Big Bad Influence reject Maxx Pain
(Maxx steps over the top rope, and joins in one of the fights outside the ring)
Will: First two pinfawws in the ring, now that is odd of a battle Royal!
Dean: Yea !
(Derek Aston picks up Rick Samson, and moves the monitors off the Spanish commentators table, and sets Samson up on there)
Dean: What is Ashton doing here?
(ashton then hits……….)
Will: Deviws Advocate- (opponent in pedigree
position,lifts opponent high in air,drops opponent in a sitdown double arm
facebuster)
(Ashton
lands on top of Samson for the cover
made by referee MgHerby)
ONE……..
Dean:
damn, why would you hit your finisher so early anyway?… if it was me in this
match I would hide!
TWO……..
Will: So
Dean you admit to having no pwide in youwself?
THREE……
(DING
DING)
Dean:
anyway…….. That’s the first of the college crew boys gone!
(Big C escapes the brawling outside the ring, by rolling into the ring for a breather, he has a steal chair in his hands and leans against a turnbuckle. Smooth reaches into his inside his inside pocket, and pulls out some rope, that he then uses behind Big C around his throat causing Big C to drop the chair. Smooth goes up top still holding onto the rope and hits a blockbuster onto the droped steal chair and Smooth goes for a pin)
ONE……..
Dean: does Smooth always carry gadgets like rope on him or something? Or was he planning on building a tree swing later on?
TWO……
Will: Weww it doesn’t matter the aim of the match is to use whatever to your advantage, and he is doing just that!
THREE…….
Will: Big C has hit the dust now!
(back outside the ring the uneliminated College boy WM3 picks up Albert Wuchie, picks him up and rams him into the cold hard steal turnbuckle. WM3 spins Wuchie round so his legs a wraped around the outside of the ring before applying a figure four leg lock, and Wuchie taps out)
Dean: Well atleast Wuchies gone!
(On the left side of the ring Davis, Maxx, and Diamond are fighting back against the remainder of WMCB Epic, Eclipse, and Manic. Epic is paired off with Diamond, Manic with Pit, and Maxx with Eclipse. Meanwhile in the ring come both Axion, and Dice Morgan, Dice whips Axion into the ropes, simultaneously Maxx whips Eclipse into the steal turnbuckle, and both hit running Big Boots at the same time, and both maxx a simultaneous cover)
ONE………
Will: WOW I don’t think I have see two men do that before!
TWO……
Dean: ah they just both think alike…….. dumb!
THREE……..
Will: Both Axion and Ecwipse are out of here!
(In the ring Dice gets up to his feet, and turns around to Smooth who pulls another gadget out of his pocket, that he opens, and snaps shut, before opening again and snaping shut on Dices nose!, before setting him up and hitting a ……)
Will: Smooth Dwiver into a Pin…. Gweat move!
ONE………..
Dean: Damn him, and damn his wife with that percular name!……… Ol Crystal Balls hehehe!
TWO…….
Will: I thought you wouwd have wearned your wesson from what happened wast time but I guess the saying “Some Peopwe never wearn” is twue after aww!
THREE……..
(Ding Ding)
Will: and the wast minute entewant is now out!
Dean: Thank god, but how Smooth, Diamond, and Davis are all still in it beats me!
(Monarch pulls a pair of brass knuckles form his attire, and comes from behind Diamond knocking Diamond out cold, and Epic slumps on top of him for a cover)
ONE……..
Dean: haha gotta love Monarch!
TWO……..
Will: Diamond never saw it coming I hope he can wegain his sense after that wicked shot to the back of his head!
Dean: I hope He can’t!
THREE….
(Ding Ding)
Dean: Either way he’s gone finished bye bye, back to your dumpster, dumpster boy!
(Jake Mackinnon, and Des are fighting around the outsides of the ring, and Des whips Jake into the security rail, but Jake jumps on top and springs back at Des, who manages to turn it into……)
Will: ."Dark Days" - Tilt-A-Whirl Into A
Seated Tombstone
(Des
makes the pin)
ONE……..
Dean:
please not Des….. Please!
TWO…….
Will:
weww he maybe young but he’s stiww here!
THREE…….
(Ding
Ding)
Will:
what an outstanding move by Des!
Dean:
grrrrrrrr I could have done better with my eyes closed!
Will: We are
now down to the wast ten men here and they are…..
Dean: “Mr
Risky Business” Epic Mazur, Manic Depression, Monarch, and BW3…. And oh yea
three other nobodies!
Will:
Nobodys? They have come this far I think they deserve a mention they are Maxx
Pain, Pit Fighter, Desecrator, “Smooth Operator” Billy Bond, the “Entertainment
Franchise” Nathaniel Davis, and Derek Ashton
(Monarch
now jumps onto Davis pounding away on his head with the brass knuckles with
Mounted punches. At another part of the ring Derek Ashton, and BW3 are
brawling. Manic and Pit Fighter are also exchanging rights and lefts, but from
behind Pit comes Epic who nails a low blow in on Pit allowing Manic to hit…….)
Dean:
Operating Table (Torture Rack into a Neckbreaker)
(Manic hooks Pits leg)
ONE…….
Will: what a dastardwy way for Manic to get the win here!
TWO…….
Dean: nah, it’s just sensibwe!
THREE…….
(Ding Ding)
Dean: down to nine, as we get rid of Arm Pit!
Will: wasn’t that one of the haires?
Dean: yea those Wackos hehe!
( Suddenly the lights flicker and go out, and re appear with Rebellion in the ring starring at Smooth Operator he then hits…..)
Dean: The Downfall (Rock Bottom/ Book End)
Will: is it me or does Rebellion not want to have to face Smooth or something?
Dean: Nah, Rebellion just does what he likes
(Rebellion just looks at the unconscious Smooth in the middle of the ring, and laughs to himself and then exits to the outside where he taps Monarch on the shoulder and hits The downfall on him too, before finally being satisfied after two Downfalls exits via the crowd)
Dean: does he not want to face Monarch either?
(Manic ever the opportunist fresh after beating Pit crawls into the ring for the cover on Smooth)
ONE…….
(Meanwhile BW3 kicks Ashton in the groin and leaps onto Monarch for the cover)
TWO…….
ONE……
THREE……
TWO…….
THREE……
(Ding Ding)
Will: WOW! Both wrestlers out on different counts this time, now that was confusing!
Dean: Onwy for dumbasses like you Will!…. I just can’t bewieve Monarch has gone he was my pick too!
Will: Not onwy Monarch but a former GZW intercontinental Champion Smooth Operator!
Dean: WHO?
Will: down to the wast Seven now!
Dean: yea but theres only three really in this thing, and that’s Epic, Manic, and BW3!
Will: I can’t bewieve one of the Cowwege Boys are stiww in this aww they do is sit around and drink beer aww day!
Dean: OWWWWW
(On the outside Maxx and Desecrator, are battling it out when Maxx the big man out of the two, gains an advantage and gets Des into a headlock which he then uses his head like a battering ram into the steal turnbuckle, Des gets busted open and Maxx hooks the leg for a pin)
ONE……..
Dean: weww I suppose it gets rid of OL MEAT!
TWO…….
Will: MEAT? I still don’t get that nickname for him!
THREE……
(Ding Ding)
Dean: Meat is gone, and it kinda stuck after he was supposed to be Butchered by Union Jack!
(Back to the outside where Derek Ashton, and BW3 have been going at it for almost the entirety of the match. BW3 pushes Ashton back, and Ashton runs at and jumps onto the shoulders of BW3, and hits a Hurricarina. Ashton holds onto BW3’s legs, as he is rolled up into a pin, and Referee MgHerby makes the cover)
ONE…….
Dean: No, Ashton can’t beat BW3 that would be so uncool!
TWO…….
Will: Ashton is a twemendous athwete, and deserves to have some wespect, especiawwy from those jeawous cowwege Boys!
(BW3 rolls out of the pin, and countering Ashton into a cover of his own)
ONE……..
Dean: Now that was cool
TWO……..
Will: NO, Dean you’re never bias are you?
(KICKOUT)
Dean: NO, it seems to me that it’s you that is biased supporting the like Ashton, those guys with real talent like the college boys don’t get a look in do they?
(In the ring Epic comes, and bounces off the ropes. Maxx attempts to hit him with a clothesline, but Epic ducks, and bounces off the ropes again, and goes for a crossbody on Maxx. Maxx catches Epic, and hits him with a body slam into a cover made by Adam Lowe)
ONE……..
Will: Erpic took a wisk twying to hit a move wike that on the Big man and pays!
TWO……
Dean: NO, It was Risky on the part of Maxx, he is running the risk of getting his arse kicked again by WMCB!
THR…….
Dean: haha good ol Epic rolled his shoulder up HOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRAY!
(On the outside Davis is just getting back to his feet, when BAM, he is hit by a baseball slide from Manic Depression, that sends him reeling into the security rail)
Dean: Yea look at Davis he is already busted open, and he still trys to continue in this match, what a dumb fool, he might as well quit, and live to fight another day!
Will: He has too much spiwit to do something wike that as it isn’t wight on the fans!
Dan: Fans ?@{.: where the hell do they get you in life? ….. nowhere that’s where, so why be arsed about those?
(Manic picks Davis up from the security rail, and hooks his head looking for a DDT, but Davis pushes him off and counters with an atomic drop too a huge reaction for the fan favourite)
Dean: BOOOOOOO
Will: have some wespect for him Dean, he puts himsewf out day after day, with a huge scheduwle, and you boo him, now that isn’t nice is it?
(From the crowd though comes a steal chair from a security guard to the side of the head of Davis, that knocks him straight down to the floor, and the cover is made by Referee Chris Brownlow as Manic quickly makes the cover on Davis)
ONE…….
Dean: ahaha who the hell was that? I gotta get his autograph for that!
TWO…..
Will: A security guard why the hell would one of our security guards do that too Davis?
THREE…….
Dean: haha Davis is outa here too know!
Will: weww it’s down to the last five now!
(in the ring Maxx picks up Epic, kicks him in the mid-section, and then hits……..)
Will: Caweer Ender (lastride powerbomb)
Dean: NO,
(Maxx
hooks Epics leg, as referee Adam Lowe makes the cover)
ONE……..
Will:
Epic wooks to be the next man that goes!
TWO……
Dean:
Can’t be!
THREE……
(Ding
DING)
Will:
weww he is!
(the
security gaurd turns around to be revealed to be none other than Seth
Rischards, who then climbs over the security rail and slides into the ring,
with the dinted Steal Chair. Seth swings as Maxx turns around and BOOM! Maxx is
taken down with the steal chair. Manic enters the ring, and quickly crawls over
and hooks the leg, of Maxx as referee Adam Lowe is left with no choic but to
make the count)
ONE……..
Dean:
HOOOOOOORRRRRAY! Maxx Pain is going atleast he isn’t going to get an
opportunity to win the opportunity to face Rebellion next week!
TWO……
Will:
Seth Wichards what the heww is he doing? He shouldn’t even be in the wing
shouwd he?
THREE……
(Ding
Ding)
Dean:
Maybe so, but who cares Maxx Pain is gone, that’s all that counts!
(On the
outside Ashton takes BW3 down with a DDT)
Will:
onwy one of these men wiww not get the oppowrtunity next week to become the
number one contender to the GZW extreme championship!
(Ashton
walks over to the last remaining commentating table and he removes, all the
monitors, meanwhile Seth is in the ring he whispers something to Manic, and he
just stands in the ring, watching the other two)
Will: why
the heww is Manic just standing there now?
Dean: are
you daft? If one of these two get a pin on one another he is already there next
week so why waste your sweat when it isn’t needed?
(Ashton
pulls BW3 on to Will and Deans commentating table, Will and Dean scat with
their headsets. Ashton sends BW3 through commentating table with…..)
Will:
Deviwl's Advocate- (opponent in pedigree position,lifts opponent high in
air,drops opponent in a sitdown double arm facebuster)
(Ashton
makes the cover)
Dean: No, the same as his frat mate Samson!
ONE……..
Dean: not Derek Ashton not HIM!
TWO……
Will: maybe the cowwege boys wiww have some wespect for him after this!
THREE…….
(DING DING DING)
Will: The winners to face off next week are Derek ashton and…….
Deran: next weeks winner Manic Depressiopn WOOOOO!
(The scene cuts to a commercial as Manic with Seth exits the ring pointing towards Ashton)
----------------------- Commercial ---------------------
[The lights in the arena fade to black as The Endangered Species make there way down the ramp as the crowd rails them with boos. The duo ignores them and slides into the ring together as the music fades.]
[“Defy You” by The Offspring break the silence as The Fierys make there way down the ramp to a decent pop. The two run down the ramp and slide into the ring only to be jumped by the Endangered Species.]
Billy: E.S with the early start.
Jennifer: I guess they’ve never heard of fair play.
Billy: Screw fair play. Fair play is for pansies.
[The duos battle it out in the middle of the ring but Threatt quickly eliminates Dameon with a closeline over the top rope. Threatt and Synger team up and begin to double team Hades with right stiff rights and lefts. Hades tries to fight back but Threatt just knees him in the gut doubling him over. Synger hooks his head and drops him with a quick DDT into a cover.]
One
Two
[Dameon slides back into the ring and breaks the count up. The ref forces Dameon out of the ring allowing E.S. to once again double team Hades.]
Jennifer: This isn’t fair. Ref get some control.
Billy: Who cares about control? This is great.
[The ref turns around and forces Elijah out of the ring. Threatt pounds away on the downed Hades as he tries to get to his feet. He finally does but Threatt grabs him and shoots him into the ropes. He goes for a boot to the face but Hades ducks it and bounces off the far side ropes. Threatt goes for a reverse elbow but once again Hades ducks it and hits the near ropes but Synger pulls it down causing Hades to tumble over the top and onto the ground. Dameon jumps into the ring but the ref holds him back.]
Jennifer: Come on ref.
Billy: Your doing a great job ref. Keep it up.
[Synger leaps down and pounds away on the lower back of Hades as he lies motionless on the ground. Threatt turns around and charges the ropes and leaps over the top and lands with a leg drop to the back of Hades head. Synger and Threatt pound away on the downed Hades before rolling him into the ring. Dameon runs into the ring and attacks Synger and Threatt as they climb into the ring. The ref tries to regain order but Dameon has none of it and pounds away on Threatt and Synger. Hades gets to his feet and joins in on the fun. The Fierys gain the upper hand on the Endangered Species and whip them both across the ring into the ropes. The Fierys charge in and nail both of them with a closeline over the top rope.]
Billy: Come on ref! The Fierys are cheating out there.
Jennifer: Do you live by two sets of rules?
[Suddenly Epic and Eclipse come running through the crowd and jump the guardrail. They slide into the ring and nail both Hades and Dameon from behind with the steel briefcase knocking them to the ground in a heap. E.S. distract the ref on the outside so that he doesn’t see the goings on in the ring. WMCB slide out of the ring as E.S slide back in and make the cover on both men.]
Billy: Oh yea.
Jennifer: I don’t believe this.
One
Two
Three!!
[Epic and Eclipse celebrate through the crowd as E.S celebrate in the ring.]
Jennifer: The Fierys were cheated out of this match.
Billy: I didn’t see anything.
**Commercial Break**
"Welcome
To Atlanta" by Ludacris and Jermaine Dupri hits the speakers. The fans begin to scream loudly as Kombat
comes down the ramp, kind of in a hurry to begin his match. The lightweight slaps a few fans’ hands
before approaching the ring. He jumps
on the on the apron (Like X-pac) and immediately jumps over the ropes, into the
ring. He then runs to the second
turnbuckle and taunts the crowd who floods the arena with flashes.
Albert: Jessica and me do our first
main event match here in GZW!
Jessica: I know!
To think this is only our second time commentating here too!
Albert: Well, now we make our name good and become
better team than Jackie and sweet honey Siu Ann!
Jessica: Albert, you can’t go saying that. It is rude, even though it is true.
"Violent
Mood Swings" by Stabbing Westwards blats out. The fan’s cheers suddenly turns into a major heel pop. El Gambit comes into view at the top of the
ramp. He has his Light-Weight and TV
Championships thrown over his shoulders.
He reaches the ring and climbs in.
He walks around the ring, holding both championships above his
head. He tosses his TV Championship to
the ref, and then shoves the LH Championship right up to Kombat’s face. The ref takes the title away and raises it
into the air, signaling it is on the line.
Kombat waists no time and tackles Gambit down with a double leg
takedown. Kombat begins to pummel
Gambit with punches, trying to get a good start. The ref calls for the bell.
Jessica: And the match begins!
Albert: It better be good one since it our first main event!
Kombat picks up Gambit after his early attack and whips him into the far turnbuckle. Kombat follows closely behind. Once Gambit hits the turnbuckle, Kombat shows off his high-risk skill and flips off the ground into the turnbuckle, squashing Gambit. He begins to stagger around, but Kombat drops Gambit down with a dropkick. Kombat picks Gambit up again and goes for an Irish whip. Gambit reverses and once Kombat comes back Gambit takes him down with an arm drag toss. Kombat arches his back as it hits the mat. Gambit runs to his opponent and drops down on him with an elbow to the forehead.
Albert: Nice shot by GamBut!
Jessica: I like his accent though. It is kinda cute.
Gambit lifts Kombat to his feet and punches him in the gut a few times, then takes him down with a chop to the throat! Kombat lies on the mat, holding his throat, trying to get air. Without caring, Gambit places his foot on Kombat’s throat and chokes him. The ref counts to get him off.
One…
Two…
Three…
Four…
Just at the five count Gambit steps over Kombat, placing all his weight on Kombat’s throat! The ref argues with Gambit about the illegal move. Kombat rolls around the ring, savoring the air he has. Gambit sticks his hand into the ref’s face and turns his head. He goes for Kombat, but he is ready and comes off the ground with a leg sweep, tripping Gambit. Kombat slowly tries to get to his feet and succeeds. Gambit is now back to his feet as well. The two lock up. Kombat gets a headlock in, but Gambit goes for a backdrop suplex, but Kombat flips behind him and pushes him into the ropes, face first. Gambit holds onto the ropes as Kombat flips backwards. Gambit bounces off the ropes himself and charges at Kombat, but he ducks the attempted clothesline. Gambit bounces off the ropes again. Once he approaches his opponent, Kombat tries for a back body drop, but Gambit lands on his feet and sneaks up behind Kombat. He rolls the challenger with a roll up.
One…
Two…
Kombat kicks out, but he gets a pin of his own. Gambit kicks out at two as well, but gets another combination of a pin (a sit down powerbomb position) but Kombat kicks out at one. Kombat sits up and gets Gambit in the same pin, but he immediately kicks out.
Jessica: Whoa! Too many pins.
Albert: It to early for pinning!
Gambit and Kombat, tired with the “battle of the pins” and get to their feet. Gambit hooks Kombat, going for an arm drag, but Kombat holds it. Gambit then kicks Kombat in the stomach, puts his leg over Kombat’s head, then backflips behind Kombat (Think X-pac or Scotty 2 Hottie). Gambit locks Kombat with a waist lock, and then tosses him over his head with a German suplex. Kombat lands on the back of his head!
Jessica: Stale Cookies! That had to hurt!
Albert: Hey, is that insult to me! I fortune cookie and you call me stale!
Jessica: Albert, I don’t need to say you are stale; you do a good job showing it on your own.
Albert: I gonna tell mom on you!
Gambit crawls over to Kombat and places a
chokehold on him. The ref tries to
count Gambit down. Gambit stops the
hold, but quickly puts it back on. The
ref again counts down but Gambit repeats the process. The ref gets tired of counting and pushes Gambit off. Gambit gets to his feet and gets in the
ref’s face. The ref points to his
striped shirt and yells back at him.
Gambit pushes the ref and goes back to Kombat. The ref pushes Gambit down face first. Gambit gets to his feet and looks at the ref with annoyance. Gambit goes to strike the ref, but Kombat
gets behind him and turns him around, then socks him with a punch. Kombat asks if the ref is ok. He nods yes and smiles at the caring
wrestler. Kombat turns around and goes
back to work on Gambit. He picks his
opponent up, and then tosses him into the ropes. Gambit comes running back as Kombat jumps on his shoulders, and
then hits a huricanranna. Kombat turns
Gambit on his stomach and applies his Ceasefire (Cross face)!
Albert: Chinese Torture! What a move!
Jessica: OK, we need to stop using out quotes!
Albert: You no tell me what to do!
Jessica: Albert, just shut up.
Albert: You do it again!
Jessica: Um, no!
So call the damn match already!
Albert: See!
I big brother. I supposed to
tell you what to do.
Jessica: *ignoring Albert* Gambit is reaching for the
ropes!
Sure
enough, he extends his arm for the ropes.
Within pain and torture, Gambit survives and grabs onto the ropes. The fans boo toward Gambit for not tapping
out. Kombat gets off of Gambit and
begins to stomp to the back of his opponent, trying to weaken it. Kombat backs up to give Gambit some room to
get up, but Kombat changes his mind. He
drags the champ to the middle of the ring, and then applies his One Shot, One
Kill (Sharpshooter). Gambit screams in
excruciating pain, but crawls to the ropes.
He is just an inch from touching the ropes, but Kombat drags him to the
middle of the ring. The fans go wild in
anticipation and cheer for Kombat.
Gambit is moments from tapping, but he uses all his strength to trip
Kombat, sending him face first into the mat.
Gambit crawls over to the turnbuckle and tries to prop himself up. He goes successfully and climbs up and sits
on the top turnbuckle, trying to rest a little, but Kombat is back to his
feet. Gambit sees this and leaps off
the ropes with a flying cross body on Kombat.
A pin is in apply when the move connects.
One…
Two…
Kombat
rolls Gambit off of him with force.
Gambit is slow to his feet, but as is Kombat. The two get up at about the same time. Gambit and Kombat begin to exchange punches. It is an even battle, but Kombat goes for a
short arm clothesline. It is ducked by
Gambit who gets behind him and grabs him in a reverse DDT position!
Jessica: This could be it here!
Albert: Rock of Gibra… a… a… an implant reverse DDT!
Kombat,
knowing what is to know, jabs his elbow into Gambit’s stomach. Gambit releases the hold. Kombat turns around and hits Fully Loaded
(Superkick)! He goes for a quick pin.
One…
Two…
Thre…
Gambit
gets a foot on the rope, which breaks up the count. Kombat gets off of Gambit and picks him up to his feet. He tosses Gambit into the turnbuckle and charges
at him. Gambit gets a foot up before
Kombat could connect. He then tosses
Kombat into the same turnbuckle and lays a few kicks to his mid-section. Gambit grabs Kombat’s head and climbs up on
the second rope. He then proceeds to
spin around with Kombat’s head still in the front headlock. Gambit plants Kombat’s head into the mat
with a vicious tornado DDT! Gambit then
pulls Kombat to the center of the ring and quickly starts to climb the
turnbuckle.
Albert: Uh oh!
This could be the Gibra… his version
of moonsault!
Jessica: The correct name for it is Gibralasault!
Gambit
reaches the top rope, raises one hand into the air and then flips high into the
air. He falls to the mat, but Kombat
rolls out of the way in the nick of time!!!
Gambit shakes the ring when he lands stomach first!!!
Jessica: That could change his accent, with an
accident like that!
Albert: He fly like bird, but fall like rock and
land like one too!
Kombat
regains his senses and sees Gambit, almost unconscious. Kombat crawls over to Gambit. He begins to apply his finishing move! He has the STF applied or as he calls it
Mortal Kombat! Gambit screams in pain,
trying to break loose from the move.
Gambit doesn’t want to give up, but he begins to fade. The ref checks on him. He then starts to count him out. He lifts Gambits arm up and drops it down;
it hits the mat. The ref again lifts up
his arm; same result. He does it one
more time, but Gambit keeps his arm in the air. The ref tells Kombat who begins to apply more pressure to the
move. Gambit somehow begins to escape
his way from out of the move. He gets
his leg loose, and then works on his head.
He gets it loose and he is now free!
Kombat can’t believe it as his eyes are widened at his performance. Gambit begins to rise to his feet, but
struggles with the pain bestowed on him during the match. Kombat walks to Gambit, but he comes out of
nowhere with a low blow, not seen by the ref.
He quickly rolls Kombat up and holds his tight, again not seen by the
ref.
One…
Albert: The tights dumb ref!
Two…
Jessica: Accent man could get it!
Albert: Three!!! Damned be me!
Jessica: Gambit retains his title! Kombat takes another loss here in GZW!
Albert: That good performance by both men, I have to admit.
Jessica: Yes it was!
Gambit grabs both of his championships and runs up the ramp. Kombat stands up with his hands on his hips and shakes his head. Gambit staggers around and holds both of his championships up in victory as Friday Night Travesty goes off the air.
Albert: Sayonara!
Jessica: Or as us Americans say, bye! See you next week!