Monday Manslaughter 08Oct 01
Pyro explodes around the Zero-tron as fireworks and
flickering lights flood the air in the Coliseum. The camera pans around the
capacity filled GZW Coliseum showing the various banners, signs, and posters.
One fan’s sign states, “GZW is a Bad Influence on my fragile little
brain!!” Another one reads, “Billy Bond, too smooth for Deacon Kane!!”
Fortune: Welcome everyone to another edition of Monday
Manslaughter from Atlanta, Georgia! Yesterdays normal two hours of wrestling was
pre-empted due to the special airing of “The Wizard of Oz”, but GZW
is back one night later to bring you fans all the heart pounding action that
only we can bring!
Hunt: Kandi, you talk way too much!
Fortune: Tonight we will have a double main event as Team GZW
will face Bad Influence!
Hunt: This Eight Man match is a mixture for failure! On one
side you have Magic, Fubu, Smooth, Union Jack fighting under the banner of GZW!
Which makes no sense as we ALL are GZW employees! They will be facing
three members of Bad Influence, Monarch, Maxx Pain, and Pimp Bizkit. That oh so
terrible that you have to love him, Len DuBray, will join them!
---Loser Leaves GZW Match: Violator vs.
Celestia “Mooncat” L’Yark---
Angle: So it's come to this, a "Loser leaves GZW"
match between Violator and Mooncat. Why is Tate insulting Lez with opponents
such as this?
Hunt: Celestia wants to wrestle, so Mr.Troublesome is happily
allowing her to wrestler. Who cares if they are crap or not! Besides, Violator
hasn’t did much around GZW anyway! I think I only seen him do one promo ever!
Violator makes his way down to the ring to a chorus of boos.
A fan’s sign reads, “Who the hell are you?” He enters the ring and before
he can even take a breath, Lez, Queen of the GZW enters with her steel chair in
tow.
Fortune: Here comes the Mooncat! She's ready to beat the crap
out of Violator!
Lez hops over the ropes and forgets to wait for the bell
before blatantly kicking Violator in the nuts. Ref Sonny Bright signals for the
bell. Lez grabs a hand full of Violator's hair to lift him to standing position
from his knees, where he knelt coughing and holding his damaged genitalia.
Fortune: A shot to the family jewels like that will keep
Violator from having any baby Violators!
Hunt: You can't breed if the balls bleed!
A couple of slaps to the face from Lez helps Violator shake
off some of the fog. Violator goes to strike at her, but she retaliates with a
drop kick to his midsection the doubles him over. A swinging neck breaker sends
him to the mat. Lez blatantly stands on his neck choking him and leaving him
writhing in pain.
Fortune: Lez is really taking it to Violator!
Hunt: She could be taking out all her frustrations about
Firefly and Tate Troublesome on poor Violoator! But then again she could just be
PMSing!
As Lez lets up at the four count from Ref Bright. Violator
makes it to his feet. Lez has already hopped up to the ropes and quickly comes
off to land her Arabian facebuster from the middle of the top rope. Looking to
quickly end this, Lez falls on top of Violator for the pin.
Fortune: Celestia on top of Violator for the cover!
Hunt: This may be the first time Violator's ever had a woman
on top of him!
1...2…
Fortune: Lez lifts him back up! She's not done yet!
Hunt: Ooo!! I like a woman that wants more and more!
Lez stands in front of him and lands a few well-placed knees
to the face of the sitting Violator. Lez grabs Violator and lifts him into a
torture rack position before dropping him in a Lyger bomb. Ref Bright goes for
the pin but again Lez lifts him up at the two count.
Fortune: Lez making an example of Violator here!
Hunt: Maybe she is thinking about “Kool Hand Luke”
LeVerne and some rough sex positions?
Fortune: Alex, this is a family show!
Lez stands up and yawns, showing her complete boredom with
her opponent. Violator stumbles to his feet and attempts a haymaker punch that
despite Violator exerting all the strength he can muster, the punch has about as
much as power as a newborn's sneeze. Lez stands there and laughs at his pitiful
attempt at offense. Lez retaliates with a spit to the face of Violator which
sends him flying to the mat.
Fortune: Great Stephon Elijah! That's some powerful spit!
Now thoroughly bored with the match, Lez lifts Violator up to
place him up on the top turn buckle. Lez climbs the ropes and hooks Violator.
She points to the crowd just before twisting off the ropes for a fisherman's
suplex. Ref Bright counts the pin.
1...2…
Fortune: Three! The match mercifully comes to an end!
Violator is out of the GZW!
Hunt: Beat it loser!
As Lez exits the ring, she goes out of her way to step on
Violator's crotch before leaving the ring area.
---Debut Match: Adam Cage vs. Giggles/Wylder---
Fortune: Our first scheduled match of the night will be the GZW debut of Adam Cage! The booking committee has high hopes for this newcomer! And what of the sudden change in GZW’s resident split personality, Giggles/Wylder?
Hunt: It seems like a third more fan friendly persona has surfaced from the donut eating freak!
Adam Cage makes his way down the rampway as the fans get ready for the match. Cage steps in the ring.
G/W makes his way down the rampway to a loud chorus of cheers. G/W waves to the fans, a huge grin on his face.
Fortune: Never thought I would hear the day that Giggles/Wylder would be getting cheered!
Hunt: What a waste of talent!
The match starts as Cage attacks G/W with a drop kick, knocking him down. Cage picks him up and drops G/W with an inverted Russian leg sweep.
Fortune: A flurry of moves here by Adam Cage!
Hunt: Come on! Its’ just Giggles! Who hasn’t beaten him?
Cage picks up G/W and appears to be going for another inverted Russian leg sweep, but G/W fights out. G/W hooks Cage's head and drops him with a DDT. G/W then stomps on the fallen Cage. G/W then lifts up Cage to his feet when suddenly...
Fortune: Look who's coming down to ringside! It's Deacon Kane!
Hunt: A pissed off GZW World Champion Deacon Kane!
The big man stomps down the ramp. The fans are in a buzz over the presence of the massive monster. Deacon steps over the top rope and into the ring. G/W walks up to the big man, standing toe to toe.
Fortune: Giggles/Wylder’s newest persona has been all over the airwaves talking bad about the 7’4” 478lbs. Heavyweight Champion!
Deacon grabs G/W by the throat with one hand. He hoists up his former partner and slams him down hard to the mat.
Fortune: That's it! The Referee Sonny Bright is calling for the bell! Giggles/Wylder wins by DQ because Deacon Kane attacked him!
Hunt: Giggles’ new persona may think he's too good to be a part of Bad Influence, but he just may be a part of the ring as Deacon Kane just implanted him down into the mat!
Adam Cage gets in Deacon's face, possibly about ruining his match. The big man wraps his massive hands around Cage's throat as well.
Fortune: Cage likes to make references to feeling pain...well he's about to feel some now!
WHAM!!! Another huge chokeslam by Deacon sends Adam Cage down to the mat. The angry and downright nasty big man then steps over the top rope and exits the ring.
Fortune: I’m not quite sure what that is all about, but Deacon Kane is in one nasty mood!
---Dressing room of Risky Gold---
“Mouse” Greer is lurking around the corridor of the dressing rooms when he comes upon a slightly open door. Peeking inside he notices that Epic is sitting on a chair talking to Eclipse.
Mouse: Wonder what in the world those two could ever be talkin’ about?
A large shadow envelops Mouse. He looks around and standing there is Diamond, grinning ear to ear.
Mouse: Got to go!
Mouse bolts off down the hall as Diamond shakes his head, before walking into the dressing room.
---Pitfighter vs. Epic---
Fortune: This match is definitely one for the fans! The newcomer Pitfighter locks it up with an ex-Tag Team Champion, Epic!
Hunt: If you ask me, from watching Epic’s promos on GZW Television, he needs a serious pick me upper!
Pitfighter’s music plays as he comes to the ring, carrying the American flag. He climbs into the ring as the fans cheer the up and comer.
Fortune: This young man made his intentions knew last week on GZW TV that he would side with the fan favorites in this ongoing battle with the rulebreakers!
Hunt: He’s young and new! You can’t blame him for his mistakes yet!
Epic runs into the ring, not waiting for any introduction and starts to hammer away on Pit. Epic rocks Pit with strong rights. Irish whip by Epic. Epic elevates Pit high in the air with a back body drop. Pit gets up and Epic sends him down with a clothesline. Epic picks up Pit and tosses him over the top rope and onto the floor. Epic, on the apron, jumps and nails Pit with a double ax-handle. Epic whips Pit into the steel steps. He then introduces Pit's face into the steel posts.
Fortune: Epic is in one bad mood! But then again, when isn't he?
Hunt: This is not wrestling, this is plain barbaric! Coming from the DeathPitt, Pitfighter should feel right at home!
Pit is disoriented and falls to the floor. Epic grabs a chair with no regard to Ref Donald Fey's warning. Epic stands above Pit with the chair high above his head. But Pit regains his senses and lowblows Epic, dropping the chair. Pit gets up and DDT's Epic into the chair.
Fortune: Did you see Epic's head bounce off the chair?
Pit rolls Epic back into the ring. Pit gets on the apron and hits a slingshot leg drop onto Epic's neck. The cover by Pit, but Epic kicks out. Pit picks up Epic and whips him to the ropes. Inverted atomic drop by Pit. Pitfighter then moves in and hits his a legsweep. Pit then applies a rear chinlock on Epic. The crowd tries to rally Epic.
Fortune: Ref Fey is checking to see if Epiv is still conscious!
Epic slowly gets up and gets out of the hold with several elbows to the gut of Pit. Epic bounces off the ropes for momentum, but Pit catches him with a knee to the gut, sending Epic flipping.
Hunt: Kandi, wake me when it’s over! Zzzz!
Pit moves in and hammers Epic into the corner with right hands. Irish whip by Pit, sending Epic into the opposite corner. Pit charges in, but Epic catches him with a back elbow to the mouth. Pit stumbles back. Epic charges out of the corner and lays out Pit with a vicious spear. Epic gets up with a crazed look in his eye. Epic picks up Pit and wails away with punches. Epic then hits a release northern lights suplex, sending Pit crashing hard into the mat. Epic picks up Pit and goes for a whip, reversed by Pit. Pit lowers his head. Epic comes off the ropes and capitalizes on the mistake by nailing a quick DDT on Pit.
Fortune: Beautiful DDT!
Hunt: It isn't over yet!
Epic picks up Pit and nails a huge fisherman DDT. The cover.
1…2...
Kick out by Pit. Epic can't believe it. He argues with Ref Fey, claiming a slow count. Epic then picks up Pit and hits a double arm DDT. The cover.
1...2...
Fortune: 2 and 3/4's! Damn, that sure was close! Epic is furious!
Epic gets up and gets in the Ref Fey's face. The ref does not back down, claiming that Pit got his shoulder up. This gives Pit time to get up. Pit gets up behind Epic and nail a German suplex with a bridge. Ref Fey counts.
1...2...
Fortune: Kick out by Epic!
Pit picks up Epic, lands a few punches and whips him to the ropes. Pit goes to scoop Epic, but Epic floats over and behind Pit. Epic hooks his head and hits a reverse DDT. The cover.
1...2…
Fortune: No! Kick out by Pitfighter!
Epic is now extremely pissed off. He gets in the Ref Fey's face and starts to bump him.
Fortune: Epic should not let his anger get the best of him. Pitfighter is a top notch athlete and Epic should focus on the task at hand!
Hunt: I guess is what he means when he talks about the GZW holding him back!
Epic backs Ref Fey into the corner. Pit gets up and creeps behind Epic. Lowblow by Pit. Pit then rolls up Epic in a schoolboy pin. Ref Fey counts.
1...2…
Fortune: Three! Pitfighter wins the match! Epic's fiery temper cost him the match!
Hunt: Why does it have to be Epic's fault? Why can't you just give credit to Pitfighter for winning the match? Such a negative Nancy!
Pit slides out of the ring after getting his hand raised. Epic can't believe it. Epic grabs Ref Fey by the shirt. Diamond runs out to try and restrain his partner. Epic looks Diamond in the eyes and releases Ref Fey. Diamond and Epic start to walk away, but Epic is not done. He turns back toward Ref Fey, kicks him in the gut, hoists him up and drops him in a sitdown face front suplex.
Fortune: Ohmigosh! Epic has snapped!
Diamond pulls Epic aside and asks Epic to explain his actions. But Epic seems to ignore Diamond and he starts to walk away.
Fortune: I don't think Diamond can control Epic's anger. No one can!
---Security---
“My Way” hits on the PA as Maxx comes out to the ring on his custom motorcycle and a red shirt with black writing that says "Head of Security" and "Bad Influence on the back."
Fortune: This isn’t on my format! Who authorized Maxx Pain any airtime?
Hunt: He’s the head of security for Bad Influence! That’s all the authorization he needs!
He points to a sign that says Maxx Pain "Head of Security".
He steps over the ropes and raises his arms in the air as the crowd has mixed reactions.
Maxx " You know, every since i got here some of the so called boys in the back did not take me serious, but now i believe that they have some respect for me, and if they don't i am going to beat it into them.
Now down to business, this past Sunday at Dark Horizon, i was involved in what many says to be one of the best matches on the card, hell, in gzw period. But that is not why i am out here, i am out here to let Big Country know that it is not over between us, no no not yet by a long damn shot.
You see, i had my intentions set on winning the extreme title and since neither one of us got to finish the match i am asking the Prez Profit to let us have a rematch, so we can finally see just who was the winner and extreme champion. Big Country we might not meet anytime soon but you better bet your ass that we will cross paths, and when we do i am going to be the winner and there is nothing that you can do about it."
Maxx throws down the mic and steps over the ropes to the outside. he argues with a fan before getting on his bike and leaving ringside.
---A Word With The Challengers---
"Eima Hunt here with the challengers for the GZW Tag Team titles tonight, the always amusing HKWF team, The College Crew, Rick Samson and Brent Wellington III. Your thoughts on your opportunity to win the gold here tonight in your first ever GZW appearance?"
Rick: We are stoked of course! BW3 and I are going to bring the GZW Tag Team belts to the prestigious fraternity of Delta Mu Kay! And of course, have one wild keg party!
Rick and BW3 look at each other. "Beer? Ooowww!!!" Cheesy high five from the two.
Eima: You guys seem very confident about your chances considering that you two will be facing two former GZW World Champions in “The Jade Dragon” Sincere and “The Enforcer” T-Rex.
BW3: Well honeybuns, we know that Sincere and Rexy are smarter than the average bear, but if they are Yogi, then we are Ranger Smith!
Rick: Dude, that made like no sense!
BW3: Man, why you trying to diss me in front of this hot babe?
Rick: Yeah, like you would get very far with her, Mr. Oops, I Did It Again!
BW3: Whatever Mr. 6th Backstreet Boy!
Rick and BW3 start shoving each other when Heather and Linsey, their two girlfriends show up with a cooler full of beers.
Heather: Come on you two! We have a title match to prepare for!
Rick and BW3 follow their two girls. BW3, before leaving, flashes Eima a cheesy smile while giving her an equally cheesy double gun fingerpoint.
Eima: Oh brother…
---In Ring Return Match: “Kool Hand” Luke LaVerne vs.
Tate Troublesome---
Fortune: Luke LaVerne, the man who faced one of his idols, in Fubu, at Dark Horizon is making his way down to the ring for his match against a man that had an absolutely brutal display with Fubu as well at the same PPV!
Hunt: That's right, Kandipoo! My hero is making his in-ring return after three years, is going to make short work of this little skateboarding punk! That much you can take to the bank!
Kool makes it halfway down the ramp when Gunman comes scrambling down and tackles Kool from behind. Gunman's music hits but the crowd drowns it out with boos and hisses for one of their most hated heels.
Gunman slams Kool's head to the ground on the concrete floor and then slides the newly risen fan favorite under the third rope and into the ring. Gunman looks under the ring for a "wrestling aide".
Fortune: What is he doing? This isn't a No DQ match! And where is Tate?
Hunt: I told you he would be made short work of! Did you think Mr.Troublesome
would make his in-ring appearance against a low-card rookie like Luke LaVerne?
Fortune: Oh, good, Referee Paulie Newman is letting Gunman know in no uncertain terms
that he will be removed from the match if he tries any of the atrosities that he is know for
committing!
Hunt: Party pooper!
With Ref Newman keeping Gunman busy, Kool gets to his feet, checks his lip, shakes his head, looks for his opponent, bounces off the far rope and come speeding in on Ref Newman...
Fortune: What a move by Luke! With all that speed he vaulted over Ref Newman and landed square on top of John Taylor! What a move!
Hunt: Just lucky is all. The ref was blocking Gunman's vision!
Kool pins Gunman's arms down with his knees, and brings down punch after punch after punch to the face and upper chest of Gunman. Gunman finally rolls to the side and Kool has to jump to his feet to keep from getting his leg tied up by Gunman. Kool reaches down for a hand full of hair on Gunman and helps him stand but as he begins to rise, Gunman pulls away and bites Kool just above the knee.
Fortune: What the hell?
Hunt: Damn! That's something new!
In shock, Kool lets go of Gunman's head. Gunman with a chop sends the ESPN skateboarder wheeling up against the apron. Gunman pummels Kool and with a shoulder charge puts Kool into the corner steps hard...BOOM. Gunman steps back to enjoy the moment and dives in again with a spear....
Hunt: Lookout Lone Gunman! OUCH!
Kool sidesteps out of the way at the last minute and Gunman finds nothing but steel steps. Kool slams Gunman's head back down on the steps and then slides Gunman into the ring. Kool slides in right after him and now both men are finally in the ring.
Fortune: This match is finally in the ring!
Kool stands Gunman up and whips him to the ropes. Gunman ducks under a clothesline and bounces off the other ropes. On the way back, Kool with a leapfrog, jumps into the air and out of range of Gunman's own elbow. Kool lands on his feet and falls to his back rolling his feet toward the rebounding Gunman. Gunman gets caught in the gut...
Fortune: Whoa! What a ride Luke LaVerne just gave John Taylor! The Lone Gunman on the way back got vaulted into the air by the great foot positioning of Kool Hand who put them right into Taylor's gut.
Hunt: (mocking) Blah Blah Blah can't you be any MORE descriptive? I mean this is TV after all. People can see what just happened!
Kool quick to his feet stands and waits for Gunman to stumble to his feet. Gunman, still a little groggy, uses his instincts to gain his feet. Kool hops in and hits a fame-asser. That impacts Gunman back down on the mat. Kool vaults over the top rope and flips around facing inside the ring. Using the second rope like a trampoline, Kool gains amazing altitude and comes back into the ring crashing into Gunman with a knee to the breadbasket.
Kool with the cover but only gets a one count.
Kool goes to the corner and goes to the top, he sets up and goes airborne in a frogsplash.
Hunt: Hehee! Missed it, missed it, now you gotta ki...err, never mind!
Gunman rolls in the same direction Kool is coming from, taking him out of the impact zone. Gunman comes in behind Kool and hooks a release German suplex. Grabbing Kool by the foot, Gunman pulls him back into the center of the ring. He spreads Kool's legs and brings a head butt down right into the....
Fortune: OOOOhhhhh! Every male child at home felt that one!
Hunt: Yeah but that's what Skateboard-boy gets!
Gunman, to the side of Kool, with his right hand he does a blatant choke. As Ref Newman comes over to start the count and when he isn't watching what the left hand is doing, Gunman punches Kool in the impact zone. Kool convulses so much that the choke is broken. Gunman stands up and watches Kool. As Kool rolls to his hands and knees Gunman kicks Kool in the ribs with enough to lift him off the ground. Kool rolls to the edge of the ring. Gunman wraps Kool up in the bottom rope choking him. Ref Newman gets in Gunman's face and makes a break, he forces Gunman back as Kool get up.
Kool wobbles on his feet and Gunman comes in again
Fortune: Where did that come from? A superkick from LaVerne has Taylor on the mat and Luke back on top of this match.
Kool lifts Gunman up, both men facing each other, Kool with a waistlock lifts Gunman off his feet and stumbles backwards for a few steps and then falls down bringing Gunman's head in contact with the top turnbuckle in the corner. Kool tries to keep up the offense. Helping Gunman up to his feet, Kool drops him in a quick DDT. Back on his feet, Kool runs to ropes and does a hand spring that bring his feet bouncing off the top rope and coming down with vicious speed into Gunman (Tajiri style). Again Kool with the offense, lifting Gunman up to a standing position.
Fortune: What was that you were saying about Luke LaVerne, Alex? It seems to me that the skateboarding kid is doing a bang up job on Lone Gunman!
Hunt: Bang up job...that's funny...NOT!
Kool clamps on for a chokeslam. The crowd cheers for the great show. Kool lifts Gunman into the air and slams him back down to the mat. Kool takes a bit of time, still recovering from earlier in the match. Gunman lies flat on the mat. Just as Kool turns to make the cover Gunman sits up (Taker/Kane style). Kool with quick boots to the upper chest and head of Gunman only slows down the brutal one getting to his feet.
Toe to toe, the men trade punches. Gunman drops to his knees and follows through with his shoulder in a punch that hits an area that seems to be quite popular tonight. Ref Newman warns Gunman that if he should do that one more time he is out.
Gunman pushes Ref Newman away and whips Kool to the ropes. Catching him on the way back, Gunman executes a powerslam that bounces both men off the mat from the impact. Again Gunman picks up Kool, gut kick, Kool bends over, Gunman picks him up and drops him down in a front face suplex.
Fortune: “Lone Gunman” John Taylor with the front face suplex! Taylor now locks in the Silencer! (single leg leglock) He's really got it locked in, but LaVerne is reaching for the ropes! He's got it! Ref Newman counts!
1…2…3…4…5!
Fortune: John Taylor has not broken the hold! The ref has no choice but to call for the disqualification! Luke LaVerne wins it!
Hunt: He doesn't look like much of a winner right now as the HKWF Hitman is really going to break his leg with the Silencer!
The fans boo as Gunman defiantly continues to maintain the Silencer.
Fortune: What is up with LoneGunman? He's always been dangerous, but he's beyond that! He's one sadistic beotch!!!
Hunt: Here comes “The Fairplay Enforcer” Firefly! One arm and all!
The former Heavyweight Champion Firefly slides into the ring. He clotheslines Gunman, with his good hand to break the Silencer.
Fortune: Firefly with the save!
Hunt: You would think that nosey Firefly would careless about Luke LaVerne as he has been “seeing” his girlfriend the Mooncat!
Fortune: That’s just a rumour! You have no evidence that the two of them are “seeing” each other!
Referees and officials flood the ring as Gunman slides out of the ring, glaring at FF.
Manslaughter cuts to a commercial as the referees and officials push Gunman to the back.
---After the commercial---
Backstage, we see Kool walking back to his locker room after the match. Suddenly, out of nowhere comes the Director of Wrestling Affairs, Tate Troublesome. Troublesome clotheslines Kool from behind.
Fortune: Another sneak attack from Tate Troublesome!
Tate grabs Kool and slams his head into the wall. The bigger built Tate then lifts up Kool and powerbombs him through the catering table. Laying on the floor is Kool amid a mess of finger sandwiches, cups and more. Tate then grabs the large steel coffee container and smashes down onto Kool's head, busting it open and spilling hot coffee all over Kool.
Hunt: Skateboard kid just got drenched in scalding hot coffee!
Fortune: The brutality of Tate Troublesome with this sneak attack! What is he trying to prove?
Hunt: Duh, Kandi! It's in his name! He's out to show why he is Troublesome!
(Pimp is walking down a crowded high street, Pimp stops at one of the cash machines pulls out a wallet from his lime green jacket, and sticks it in the machine, the camera blurs out the number, and a piece of paper comes out of the machine)
Pimp: what the Hell?
(the camera zooms in on the piece of paper and reveals that in his account he has be credited with $1,000,000)
Pimp: $1,000,000 what the hell is this all about is this somebody trying to pull a prank on me the “Mid-Card Killer”? if they are then they best be warned that they are playing with the sheer force of the possibility of being Played-a-live!
Pimp: This better not have anything to do with you Bond, and the likelyhood is that you do have something to do with it, because you are jealous of my good-looks and charm, that you can not beat me, or just because you are a sore looser and will not fulfill the legaly binding contract! if this has anything what-so ever to do with you then you must feel something much worse than being played-a-live!
(Pimp, looking a tad confused, sticks the piece of paper in his inside pocket of his jacket, and the scene fades as the camera focuses in on the cash machine)
---Tag Team Championship Match: College Crew vs. “The
Enforcer” T-Rex and “Jade Dragon”Sincere---
Fortune: I am really looking forward to seeing how Sincere and T-Rex coexist in this match, Alex!
Hunt: Sincere is a professional and he will do what needs to be done. The same cannot be said of that thug T-Rex!
The College Crew, Rick and BW3 come down the ramp wearing beer helmets with two beercans attached to them. They take hits off their straws and then carefully climb into the ring so as not to spill. They remove their hats just as....
The arena explodes in noise and pyro as one half of the Tag Team champs comes to the ring. “I AM NUMBER ONE!!” T-Rex steps over the top rope into the ring and goes to the turnbuckle to show the fans the tag belt.
"Sprach Zarahustra" signals the entrance of Sincere, who ignores the crowd and regally strolls to the ring.
Fortune: Sincere is looking mighty confident!
Hunt: You would as well if you were the only man in this federation to be a Grand Slam Champion!
Fortune: Well, Sincere never held the Television title!
Hunt: Er...um...That title doesn’t count as it JUST came into existence!
The two champs meet in the center of the ring and stare each other down. Sincere starts jawing to Rex and Rex jaws back. Referee Patricia Albertson collects the belts and signals for the bell. The champs didn't seem to hear it, they are still too intent on each other.
Fortune: The Champs better worry about their opponents!
The College Crew take the opportunity to sneak up on the two...they move into position...charge in and...they are both met by the Champs! Rex and Sincere explode in a flurry of blows sending the College Crew back, reeling, into the corners. Rex picks up Rick and does an overhead toss sending him to the center of the ring. Sincere has BW4 in a boot choke. Ref Albertson regains control and sends Sincere and BW3 out.
Rex and BW3 are the first two men in the ring. Rex growls low and Rick looks nervous. Rick moves in, ducks a wide swing from Rex and lands an eye rake on the Champ. Rex gropes around for a moment while Rick celebrates, Rick pulls off a quick scoopslam and comes in with an elbow drop then runs to the corner and tags in BW3.
Fortune: That is the kind of strategy that the College Crew need to have, make quick tags and work on wearing down one of the Champs.
Hunt: Well, duh! They are college boys you know! They don't just drink and party! Besides they are from the ranks of HKWF elite!
Fortune: My sources tell me that they are nothing but midcarders, Alex!
Both of them grab Rex and set him up for a double suplex. Rex growls and reverses the setup with a double clothesline that drops both of the boys from Delta Mu Kay. Rex grabs BW3 by the ankle and drags him into his corner, tags in Sincere, and holds BW3 as Sincere comes down with a knee to the throat.
Fortune: The first tag by the Tag Team champs!
Sincere stands BW3 up, Irish whip, leapfrog, on the way back...a beautiful knee lift sends BW3 down to the mat like a rock. Sincere brags about his move and goes for the pin. He only gets a one count.
Hunt: See? Sincere is doing all the work!
Sincere taunts Rick on the outside, Rick tries to come in but Ref Albertson stops him, with the ref looking the other way Sincere lands a savage soccer style kick into the lower extremities of BW3. Brent doubles over and rolls away to the ropes. He uses the ropes to stand as Sincere approaches, BW3 lands a desperation superkick on the side of Sincere. BW3 keeps up the pressure, chops to the chest, whip to the ropes, catches Sincere solid and flips him over and into a belly to belly suplex. BW3 gets up and lets out an OOOOWWWWWW! and tags in Rick.
Fortune: Here comes the other college boy!
Hunt: Delta Mu Kay for life! Oooowwww!!!
Rick runs over for a schoolboy pin and doesn't even get a 1 count. Rick grabs Sincere by the hair, and brings him to his feet, snapmare take down, he signals to the crowd, climbs to the top rope, motions for the belt around his waist and launches in the air for a frog splash.
Fortune: Rick is trying to end this one quick!
Sincere rolls out of the way and Rick finds nothing but mat. Sincere gets in a few kicks on the stunned Rick, brings him to a vertical base, hooks in a double arm suplex and brings Rick down hard again. Rex is in the corner...he wants in bad...reaches toward Sincere...Sincere makes the tag!
Fortune: The Enforcer is on the loose!
Rick has gained his feet during the tag, he backpedals and trips on his own feet but is able to tag in BW3, then he cowers in the corner from the pursuing Rex.
BW3 bounces off the rope and hits Rex with a drop kick. Both are to their feet quickly. BW3 tries it again, Rex dodges left and this time BW3 is the only one on the mat. Rex sets up BW3 for a piledriver and puts BW3 right back down on the mat. The cover.
1...2…
Fortune: Rick breaks the count!
Sincere jumps the ropes and tackles Rick back into the corner. Sincere and Rick exchange punches in a rolling flurry of action, they roll under the ropes and out of the ring.
Fortune: They are right in front of us!
Rex whips BW3 into the ropes and goes a clothesline. BW3 ducks, comes back off the ropes, goes for a crossbody, but Rex moves out of the way again and this time catches him in mid air. Rex has a happy grin on his face, he lifts BW3 up and drops him down in the Carnivores Press (gorilla press into a powerbomb)...The cover
1…2…
Fortune: Three! T-Rex and Sincere retain the tag titles!
Hunt: Whew! Thank god that ruffian T-Rex did not cost Sincere the belt!
Fortuune: What? T-Rex got the pin! He more than did his part!
Ref Albertson hands the belt to Rex, who holds it up for the crowd. Sincere rolls into the ring and takes his belt from the ref. Rex stands on the turnbuckle and glares at Sincere. Sincere holds up the belt, showing it to Rex.
Sincere: This is what it's all about! Don't -uck it up!
Sincere exits back up the rampway. Rex still stands on the turnbuckle to acknowledge his fans.
---Commercial Break---
---Eight Man Tag Team Match: Maxx
Pain, Monarch, Pimp Bizkit, and Len DuBray vs. Magic, Fubu, Union
Jack, Billy Bond---
Fortune: Our first main event is up
next! Bad Influence and Len DuBray take on “Smooth Operator” Billy Bond,
“The GiantKiller” Fubu, “The Menace” Union Jack and “The Desert“
Magic! What a huge match! Not only will we be watching to see which side will
win the match, but will anything happen to any of the competitors as there is
plenty of bad blood going to be shed here?
"Hello" by Dr.Dre, Ice Cube, MC Ren, and Snoop Dogg
plays as Bad Influence and Len make their way to the ring. Leading the way is
the Head of Security Maxx Pain. Behind him are the Intercontinental Champion
Pimp Bizkit, the HKWF Heavyweight Champion Monarch and the dangerous Len DuBray.
The fans boo this fearsome foursome as they walk down the rampway.
The Television Champion first makes his entrance onto the
stage to the song of “Rap Superstar” by Cypress Hill, the fans cheering
wildly. He stands on the stage and waits as the 80s hit “Smooth Operator” by
Sade plays. Billy Bond steps out onto the stage next. “Bittersweet” by the
Fuel is next as Magic steps onto the stage. Next out is Union Jack to
"Breath" by Prodigy. The Desert Storm and The Butcher trade glares at
one another. All four men then slowly walk down the ramp as the fans pop loudly
for them.
Fortune: What a sight! All eight men are ready to go! It will
be Fubu and Len DuBray to start things off for their respective teams!
The GiantKiller and Len circle each other in the ring. Collar
and elbow tie up. Fubu ducks under and gets behind Len. Rear waistlock by Fubu.
Len with a back elbow breaks free. Len bounces off the ropes for momentum, but
Fubu catches him and takes him down with a huge hiptoss.
Fortune: You could feel the vibrations in New York!
Fubu lifts Len back up to his feet. Side headlock applied by
the GiantKiller. Len pushes him off and shoots him into the ropes. Fubu off the
ropes. Len goes for a hiptoss, but Fubu blocks it and counters with a huge
clothesline.
Hunt: Come on Len! Just imagine him as Firefly!
Fubu lifts up Len, drags him toward the corner. Fubu tags in
Smooth. The fans cheer wildly for the man who will be involved in the second
main event tonight as well. Smooth quickly gets in the ring and unloads right
hands, rocking the head of Len. Irish whip by Smooth. Len off the ropes. Smooth
elevates Len high up into the air and back down hard to the mat with a back body
drop. Len lands near his corner. Clutching his back, Len leans over and tags in
Pimp. Smooth motions for Pimp to bring it into the ring.
Fortune: Here comes the man who defeated Billy Bond at Dark
Horizon last week in a Smooth Rules match for the Intercontinental Championship!
Pimp into the ring, but quickly gets ran over with a Smooth
clothesline. Pimp gets up to his feet. Another charging clothesline by Smooth.
Fortune: Pimp is like a bowling pin! You set him up and Billy
will knock him back down!
Smooth lifts up Pimp to his feet. Pimp with a rake to the
eyes gains the advantage. Irish whip by Pimp, reversed by Smooth. Pimp bounces
off the ropes. Smooth with a ring rattling powerslam.
Fortune: What a powerslam by Billy Bond! Smooth with a cover!
1…Pimp kicks out.
Hunt: You can't keep The MidCard Killer down that easily!
Smooth lifts Pimp back up to his feet. The Smooth Operator
hammers Pimp with punches in the corner, then whips him diagonally across the
ring to the opposite corner. Pimp avoids hitting the corner by sliding down with
a baseball slide, then pops back up to his feet. Smooth charges in, but Pimp
with a spear stops Smooth dead in his tracks.
Fortune: Pimp spears the hell out of Billy! What impact!
Hunt: I got whiplash just watching that!
Pimp then drags Smooth to the corner. Pimp tags Monarch into
the match. Pimp holds Smooth, exposing the ribs. Monarch with a kick to Smooth's
ribs.
Fortune: I would love to see these native New Englanders go
at it one-on-one! What a match that is sure to be!
Hunt: It will never happen, because after this match Billy
Bond has to face Deacon Kane! And the Champ is going to kill Smooth! Hehee!
Monarch continues the offense, punching away at Smooth, who
is barely standing. Irish whip by Monarch, reversed by Smooth. Smooth scoops up
Monarch coming off the ropes, but Monarch floats over and lands behind him.
Monarch with an inverted front facelock, then lifts Smooth up vertically, then
falls back, dropping Smooth with an inverted vertical suplex.
Hunt: Dope ass move by Monarch! Billy Bond might say he is
the best technical wrestler in wrestling, but Monarch is wrestling! He’s the
“Wrestling Franchise”!
With Smooth down on the mat, Monarch goes for a blatant choke
with his boot on Smooth's throat. Ref Donald Fey administers a count, but
Monarch breaks at 4 and 3/4s. Monarch lifts up Smooth to his feet and gets
behind him. Monarch with a release German suplex drops Smooth on the back of his
head.
Fortune: Holy Jazmin Andrea! Poor Billy! He may have a
concussion after that! Monarch with the cover!
1…2...
Fortune: No! Billy kicks out!
Monarch does not seem deterred. He lifts Smooth up and shoves
him into the corner. Monarch stomps away at the midsection of Smooth in the
corner. Monarch whips Smooth across the ring to the corner. Smooth hops onto the
top turnbuckle, leaps off, twisting in midair and levels Monarch with a flying
clothesline.
Fortune: What a move!
Hunt: That was only mildly impressive!
Smooth and Monarch each head toward their corners. Tags made
to Pain and Magic.
Fortune: Here we go! The two men move in and stand toe to
toe! There's some serious trash talking in the ring!
Magic explodes with a flurry of right hands to the jaw of
Pain. Irish whip by Magic, reversed by Pain. Magic off the ropes.
Fortune: Huge clothesline by Maxx Pain! That must have felt
like running right into a side of beef!
Hunt: Damn fools better recognize the power of Maxx Pain the
“CareerKiller”!
With Magic down on the mat, Pain jumps high in the air and
comes crashing down with an elbow drop to the chest.
Fortune: That's like a load of bricks and the truck carrying
the bricks dropping onto your ribs and sternum!
Pain lifts Magic up to his feet. Pain with several openhanded
chops to the chest of Magic. Irish whip by Pain. Pain picks up Magic off the
ropes and slams him down hard with a tiltawhirl slam. Pain with the cover.
1…2…
Fortune: No! Magic gets a shoulder up!
Pain lifts Magic back up to his feet. Irish whip by Pain.
Pain drops his head down for a back body drop. Magic off the ropes, stops and
drops Pain's face onto his knee, a la HHH. A stunned Pain staggers backwards.
Magic moves in, kicks Pain in the gut and then drops the big man down with a
DDT.
Fortune: Magic spikes the big man's head with a DDT! The
cover by Magic!
1...2...
Fortune: Pain pushes Magic off! What power by this young
superstar!
Magic lifts up Deacon and shoves him into the corner. Magic
stomps a proverbial mudhole in Pain, stomping him down into a seated position in
the corner. Magic then chokes Pain with a boot in the corner.
Fortune: Shades of the old sledgehammer Magic and his in-ring
viciousness!
Magic tags in Union Jack. The fans pop for him. UJ and Magic
lift Pain out of the corner, hammering him with right hands. The two men whip
Pain diagonally across the ring to the opposite corner. Pain hits the corner
hard. UJ whips Magic towards Pain. Pain charges out of the corner and sends
Magic flipping in the air with a clothesline. UJ charges at Pain, but Pain
catches him and slams him down hard with an urinage (rock bottom).
Fortune: Ohmigosh! Maxx Pain wreaking havoc on both Magic and
Union Jack!
Pain lifts up Magic and tosses him out of the ring. The Head
of Security then lifts up UJ and slams him down with a scoop slam. Pain tags in
his fellow Bad Influence stablemate Pimp. Pimp climbs up to the top turnbuckle.
Pain grabs Pimp in a gorilla press and then tosses his comrade in the air. Pimp
comes crashing down onto the heart of UJ with a diving headbutt.
Fortune: Holy Jazmin Andrea! What an innovative move that
was! Pimp with the cover!
1…2…
Fortune: Union Jack kicks out!
The fans pop as UJ kicks out. Fubu and Smooth pound on the
turnbuckles to rally UJ. Meanwhile, Magic is still laying out on the floor. In
the ring, Pimp lifts up UJ and lands several loud chops to the chest. Pimp with
an Irish whip. UJ off the ropes. Pimp with a clothesline. But UJ ducks it and
goes behind Pimp. UJ with a rear waistlock. Pimp breaks free of the waistlock by
swinging his leg back and kicking UJ in the "lower extremitites".
Fortune: What a cheap shot by Pimp!
Hunt: As if Union Jack's got anything to hurt down there!
Pimp goes to the corner and tags in Len. The sadistic half
brother of Firefly measures up UJ in the ring as Jack is still stunned by the
low kick. Len hops onto the top rope and springboards off of it. Len leaps at UJ
and catches his head with his legs, going for a hurricanranna. But UJ counters
the hurricanranna with a sitdown powerbomb.
Fortune: What a counter by Union Jack!
UJ gets back up to his feet. He lifts Len up to his feet.
Kick to the midsection by UJ has Len bent at the waist. UJ is calling for an ax
kick. UJ runs to bounce off the ropes, but Pain with a forearm to the back of
the head of UJ.
Fortune: He totally blindsided him! But wait!
Magic, who is still on the floor, goes over to the Bad
Influence corner and pulls Pain off the apron.
Fortune: Magic and Pain are slugging it out right in front of
us, Alex!
Hunt: Eek!
As Pain and Magic are fighting on the floor, Pimp goes to
help his Bad Influence ally. But going to the floor to cut him off is Fubu. Fubu
goes to the floor, runs around the ringpost and charges with a full head of
steam at Pimp.
Fortune: Fubu with a spear on Pimp! What chaos we have out
here on the floor!
As Pain and Magic are brawling, Fubu is on top of Pimp,
hammering him with right hands. In the ring, Len with several knife edge chops
to the chest of UJ. Irish whip by Len, reversed by UJ. Len off the ropes. UJ
catches him and plants him with a spinebuster in the center of the ring.
Fortune: Union Jack with the cover!
1…2…
Fortune: Monarch gets in the ring and breaks it up! But wait!
Here comes Billy into the ring!
Smooth unleashes a furious flurry of right hands on Monarch.
Irish whip by Smooth. As Monarch is sent toward the ropes, Smooth follows him in
and clotheslines him, sending him over the top rope and down to the Coliseum
floor. As Monarch gets up to his feet on the floor, Smooth runs towards the
ropes, leaps over the top rope and wipes out Monarch with a suicide dive to the
floor.
Fortune: The Smooth Operator with a high risk suicide dive!
What action!
Smooth lifts Monarch back up to his feet on the floor. The
two men slug it out, brawling over the guardrail and into the crowd.
Fortune: There goes Billy Bond and Monarch through the crowd!
Hunt: Smooth will be back as he has an ass whooping to get
from Deacon Kane!
Back in the ring, UJ lifts Len up to his feet. UJ lifts up
Len and places his head between his legs. UJ underhooks Len’s arms and drops
Len with...
Fortune: JACKHAMMER! Union Jack drops Len DuBray with the
JackHammer! The cover!
1...2...
Fortune: Three! Union Jack, Fubu, Magic and Billy Bond win
the match!
As UJ's hand is raised in victory, the battle still continues
on the floor as Pimp and Fubu trade blows and as Pain is hammering Magic with
forearm shots near the announcers’ table. Pain then lays out Magic on the
announcers’ table.
Fortune: Magic is laid out right in front of us! What does
Maxx Pain have in mind?
As Pain stands near Magic on the table, UJ sees what is going
on. He runs and slides out of the ring to join the battle. UJ rushes towards
Pain and starts unloading right hands. Meanwhile, Pimp rakes the eyes of Fubu
and tosses him over the guardrail and into the crowd. Pimp grabs the ringbell
and nails UJ in the back of his head with it.
Hunt: Pimp rang his bell, eh, Kandi?
With UJ down from the bell shot, Pain lifts up UJ by the
waist and holds him up in a powerbomb position. Pain then...
Fortune: No! MAXX PAIN POWERBOMBS UNION JACK ONTO MAGIC
THROUGH THE ANNOUNCING TABLE!!! HOLY JAZMIN ANDREA! What carnage!
Hunt: Our precious table!
Maxx Pain stands tall over his two fallen foes arms raised
high into the air.
Fortune: Maxx Pain sends a huge message to any that face him
or anyone who crosses the wrong path of Bad Influence!
---Commercial Break---
---Main Event: Last Man Standing
Match: GZW Heavyweight Championship: “Smooth Operator” Billy Bond vs.
“The Wicked One” Deacon Kane---
Fortune: It's time for our main event! The World Title is on
the line as “Smooth Operator” Billy Bond wrestles yet again tonight against
Deacon Kane in the GZW's most dangerous match, Last Man Standing!
Hunt: You just have to love Mr.Profit’s sense of fairplay!
"Hair of the Dog" by Nazareth plays as the
7'4", 478pound challenger makes his way to the ring. The fans boo as the
massive Champion climbs into the ring.
Fortune: An ominous sight is Deacon Kane!
Hunt: Ominous? Yes. Scary? Yes. Never to be beaten? Hell yes!
"Smooth Operator" hits the speakers. The fans erupt
as the former GZW Intercontinental Champion, Billy Bond, steps out onto the
stage. He looks around the Coliseum at the cheering masses, than sets his eyes
on the huge task in the ring. Smooth walks down the aisle, not taking his eyes
off of Deacon the entire way.
Fortune: Although Billy just went through a grueling Eight
Man Tag Team match he looks ready to go!
The two combatants stand in the ring as the tension is thick.
Deacon lunges at Smooth, but Smooth ducks under and goes behind him. Deacon
turns around. Smooth fires off several rapid punches to the jaw, driving the big
man into the corner. Deacon shakes them off, than looks at Smooth and smirks as
if to say, "Is that all you got?" Deacon grabs Smooth by the throat
and tosses him into the corner.
Fortune: The power of Deacon Kane!
Hunt: Damn right! Better damn recognize!
With Smooth in the corner, Deacon drives his shoulder into
the midsection of the champion. Each hit causing oxygen to leave his lungs.
Deacon grabs Smooth, than Irish whips him diagonally across the ring to the
opposite corner. Smooth hits the turnbuckles. Deacon charges in, but the Smooth
gets a boot up to the face of the rampaging giant. Deacon staggers backwards a
bit. Smooth quickly hops onto the middle turnbuckle and leaps off, leveling the
big man with a clothesline.
Fortune: Down goes Deacon! The Smooth Operator goes to the
floor! He's tossing steel chairs into the ring as well as a set of steel steps!
Smooth gets back into the now foreign object-filled ring.
Deacon gets up to his feet. Smooth grabs a chair and smashes a chair over the
skull of Deacon.
Fortune: Booming chair shot by Billy! Deacon is still
standing!
Another chair shot by Smooth. Deacon drops to one knee.
Smooth tosses Deacon the chair. Deacon catches the chair. Smooth with a dropkick
kicks the chair into the face of the massive monster. The big man drops to the
mat.
With Deacon down, Smooth places a chair on his face. Smooth
goes to the apron. Smooth then comes back into the ring and drops a slingshot
legdrop onto the chair on Deacon's face.
Fortune: Ouch! What a move by the former IC Champ!
Smooth lifts Deacon and shoves him into the corner. Smooth
then sets up the steel steps in front of Deacon.
Fortune: Smooth's planning something here!
With Deacon in the corner and the steps set up in front him,
Smooth runs and leaps off the steps at Deacon, going for a splash in the corner.
But Deacon catches Smooth and drops him onto the steel steps with an urinage.
(rock bottom)
Fortune: Holy Jazmin Andrea! Deacon just slammed Billy into
those unforgiving steel steps!
Hunt: Unforgiving like my ex-wife!
Smooth rolls off the steel steps, holding his back in pain.
Deacon lifts Smooth up and slams him back down to the mat with a scoop slam. The
giant then places a steel chair on the chest of Smooth. Deacon then stands on
the chair on the chest of Smooth.
Fortune: Deacon Kane may have crushed several ribs!
Smooth is lifted back up to his feet. Deacon with an overhead
belly to belly!
Fortune: He tossed Billy like a salad!
Hunt: Peel my potatoes!
As Smooth is laying on the mat, Deacon goes to the floor and
pulls out a table from under the ring. The big man slides the table into the
ring.
Fortune: Uh oh, Abomination playing the role of furniture
mover!
Deacon gets back in the ring and sets up the table in the
corner, leaning it up against the turnbuckles. The behemoth lifts Smooth up and
whips him towards the table in the corner. Smooth avoids crashing into the table
with a baseball slide. He pops back up to his feet. Deacon charges at Smooth.
Smooth counters with a drop toe hold, sending the big man crashing face first
through the table.
Fortune: Great Stephon Elijah! Deacon is sent face first
through the table!
Hunt: No!
The fans cheer wildly as Smooth gets back up to his feet. He
lifts Deacon up to his feet.
Fortune: Belly to back suplex by Billy! What strength shown
by a man who fought once on the show already!
He drops the big man on the back of his neck. Smooth gets on
top of a fallen Deacon and rains down hard rights and lefts to the head of the
giant.
Smooth gets off Deacon as the fans roar. Smooth lifts Deacon
up to his feet. Smooth beats down on Deacon in the corner with kicks to the
midsection and punches to the jaw. Smooth goes for an Irish whip to the opposite
corner, but Deacon reverses, sending Smooth diagonally across the ring. Smooth
hits the turnbuckles hard. Deacon charges in going for a splash. Smooth gets out
of the way. Deacon hits the turnbuckles chest first and staggers backwards.
Smooth charges at the Champ, but Deacon catches Smooth and lifts him up with a
gorilla press.
Fortune: Deacon Kane holds Billy Bond over his head with a
gorilla press...and tosses him out of the ring! Ohmigosh! Smooth gets tossed to
the floor like a bag of garbage!
Hunt: Fear the power of The Future!
Deacon goes out to the floor as Smooth slowly gets up. The
big man beats up on Smooth at ringside, slamming his face into the ring apron,
the ring post, and the steel guardrail.
Fortune: Deacon introducing Billy's face into all the
different things at ringside! Now look! The massive monster grabs some
television cables here at ringside and is wrapping them around the neck of the
Smooth Operator! He's choking him out right in front of us! What a sadistic and
sinister monster!
Hunt: Hey he's not called a BlackHeart for nothing! He's one
bad mother...
Fortune: Shut your mouth!
Hunt: I'm just talkin' bout Deacon!
The fans boo as Deacon stands above Smooth, tightening the
cables around his throat. But Smooth refuses to give up. Smooth gets up slowly
to his feet and drives an elbow to the midsection of Deacon, then another elbow.
Deacon loosens his grip a bit. Smooth capitalizes by reaching for the nearby
ringbell.
Fortune: Billy cleans Deacon's clock with the ring bell! What
a shot! The big man is cut open, but only drops to one knee! Smooth unwraps the
cables around his neck...and now he's using them to whip Deacon!
Hunt: This is the GZW fan favorite you condone? Whipping
someone like a dog?
Fortune: Deacon has taken the low road on many an occasion in
recent months! Fighting fire with fire! Smooth grabs a chair at ringside...bam!
What a chair shot! The sound of that impact, it sounded like a gun went off!
Down goes Deacon! Listen to these fans! It's deafening in here!
Hunt: What?!?
Deacon slowly gets up to his feet as Smooth stands ready to
nail him with another chair shot. But Deacon punches the chair right into
Smooth's face.
Hunt: Woohoo! Deacon Kane serves up a facial!
Deacon picks up Smooth and then drops him throat first across
the steel guard rail. The fans gasp. Smooth lays on the floor holding his
throat. Deacon lifts Smooth up and tosses him back into the ring over the top
rope.
Fortune: Deacon just tosses Billy into the ring. Now the big
man pulls another table from under the ring and sets it up at ringside on the
floor. What is he up to now?
Hunt (sarcastically): I dunno Kandi. Maybe he's going to set
up a buffet!
Deacon gets up onto the apron above where the table is
opened. Smooth gets up slowly to his feet. Deacon reaches into the ring and
grabs Smooth, ready to vertically suplex Smooth out of the ring through the
table. But Smooth blocks it, then breaks free. Billy Bond fights back with right
hands that stun the big man. Smooth goes to the apron alongside a dazed Deacon.
Smooth hooks Deacon in an inverted front facelock.
Fortune: FOR THE LOVE OF LATOIA MERSHAY! BILLY BOND WITH AN
INVERTED DDT OFF THE APRON AND THROUGH THE TABLE TO THE COLISEUM FLOOR!
Fans: Holy shit! Holy shit! G-Z-W! G-Z-W!
Fortune: The GZW Coliseum is absolutely shaking! The fans are
on their feet, chanting, stomping their feet! Both men are still down! Senior
Referee Richard Dark starts his count.
1...2...3....
Hunt: Come on Deacon! You're the massive monster! The Wicked
One!!!
4...5....
Fortune: Both men slowly get up to their feet! The crowd is
electric! Both men climb back into the ring. There are still chairs and steel
steps in the ring. But both men go with their fists! It's a slugfest as both men
stand toe-to-toe, trading punches!
Hunt: Billy Bond is standing toe to toe with the massive
behemoth?!? No way!
Smooth's faster punches gets the better of Deacon, but the
BlackHeart gains the advantage with a rake to the eyes. Deacon then hammers down
Smooth with clubbing forearms to the back. Deacon whips Smooth to the ropes.
Deacon catches Smooth off the ropes and drops him to the mat with a sideslam.
Fortune: Deacon drives Billy's back down hard to the mat! The
big man places the steel steps onto the chest of Bond! What's this?
Deacon bounces off the ropes for momentum...The End (big
splash) onto the steps on the chest of Smooth.
Hunt: Woohoo!
Smooth is clutching his ribs and chest in pain as is Deacon.
Fortune: Deacon comes crashing down onto the steel steps just
to squash Billy underneath! And look at Smooth, he just got squashed by 478
pounds of man plus the steel steps!
The large Champion slowly gets back to his feet as Smooth
still lays on the ground. Senior Referee Dark administers the count.
1...2...3...4
Fortune: If Billy Bond didn't have broken ribs before, he
does now! But can he get up to his feet? Will Deacon successfully defend his
title?
Hunt: You can bet your sweet bippy!
5...6...7...
Fortune: Wait! Billy is not done yet! He's up to his hands
and knees! And Deacon can't believe it!
Hunt: Hell, I can't believe it!
Deacon moves in. Smooth with right hands to the midsection.
Smooth back up to his feet and fires off several more punches.
Fortune: Where is Billy getting this energy? Deacon is
staggering!
Smooth bounces off the ropes for momentum. But Deacon catches
him, lifts him up in the air with a gorilla press and then drops Smooth across
his knee with a gutbuster!
Fortune: Holy Jazmin Andrea!
The giant grabs a steel chair as Smooth crawls on his hands
and knees, clutching his chest, ribs and midsection. Deacon slams several chair
shots down to the back of Smooth, each one booming like thunder. Smooth
valiantly uses the ring ropes to pull himself back up. Deacon with a chairshot
to the head drops Smooth backwards. The challenger ends up getting stuck in the
ring ropes.
Fortune: Oh no! Billy is stuck in the ropes!
Hunt: Turnabout is fairplay! This is the same way Smooth won
his IC title against Nathaniel Davis and Deacon!
Deacon looks to the worried crowd and smiles. Deacon with a
wicked chairshot to the head of the helpless Smooth. Deacon looks at the bent
chair and tosses it aside. Deacon picks up the steel ring steps. He looks to the
booing crowd, taunting them as he takes his time.
Fortune: For the love of LaToia Mershay!
Deacon moves in, going to nail Smooth in the head with the
steps. But Smooth, although tied in the ropes, swings his leg forward and kicks
Deacon in the midsection. Smooth breaks free from the ring ropes and kicks
Deacon again in the gut. The giant drops the steps to the mat and is now bent at
the waist. Smooth runs and bounces off the ropes.
Fortune: BILLY WITH AN AX KICK DROPS DEACON'S FACE INTO THE
STEEL STEPS!
Hunt: Eeek!
The fans erupt. Deacon slowly gets back up to his feet
holding his face. Smooth charges at him and clotheslines Deacon, sending him
over the top rope and down to the Coliseum floor near the aisle.
Fortune: Out goes Deacon Kane!
The big man slowly gets back up. Smooth stands near the
ropes. He hops onto the middle of the top rope...springboard clothesline to the
floor!
Fortune: Billy Bond levels the massive monster with a
spectacular move to the floor!
Smooth gets back up to his feet, the crowd roaring. Deacon
pulls himself up to his feet as well. The two men trade blows in the aisle and
up the ramp. Smooth's faster punches gets the better of the exchange. Smooth
goes for a whip towards the stage set, but Deacon reverses it into a short arm
clothesline.
Fortune: Deacon with a reversal! Billy nearly got his head
taken off! Now the big man lifts Billy up...he's going to chokeslam Billy off
the stage!
Hunt: Do it! Drop him like a bad habit!
Smooth is held by the throat high in the air near the edge of
the stage. But Smooth swings his leg and nails Deacon in the face to break free.
Fortune: Billy is free!
He goes behind Deacon. The giant turns around. Kick to the
midsection by Smooth. DDT onto the steel stage by Smooth.
Fortune: The fans are on their feet! But wait! Look who's on
the Zero-tron! It's Pimp Bizkit!
Smooth looks up to the video screen.
Pimp: Hey there, Smooth Legs! I hope you're enjoying your
Last Man Standing match. But I thought you'd be interested to know where I am.
Here I am backstage and that room behind me? I'm sure you know it. It's Team
Smooth’s dressing room. And look, the lights are on in there. And if I'm not
mistaken, good ol' Crystal Balls is in there. Hmm, maybe I'll wait for the
SheBeast to come out and we can have a little talk. (Scene cuts out as Pimp
stands in front of the dressing room, griping a tire iron.)
Fortune: Pimp better not lay a hand on Crystal!
Hunt: He won't lay a hand on her. He'll lay a tire iron
upside her head!
The fans boo. Smooth looks at the screen, worried and
concerned about Crystal. Meanwhile, Deacon gets back up to his feet, grabs a
stage lamp and waits behind Smooth. Smooth turns around and...
Fortune: OHMIGOSH! DEACON SMASHES THE STAGE LAMP IN THE FACE
OF BILLY, KNOCKING HIM OFF THE STAGE AND DOWN TO THE FLOOR BELOW! THAT'S A
15FOOT DROP!
Smooth lays motionless on the floor below the stage. The fans
stand on their feet in a hushed silence. Senior Ref Dark starts the count.
1...2...3…
Hunt: Yes! Keep counting!
(Replay is shown on the video screen. Deacon swings the stage
lamp, smashing it into Smooth's face, sparks flying everywhere. Smooth then
falls backwards off the stage and down to the floor below. A camera zooms in to
see a motionless Smooth, his face bloody and possibly burned)
Fortune: What a heinous shot! That stage lamp exploded as it
hit Smooth's face!
4...5...6...7
Hunt: Keep going!
Fortune: Billy is still not moving!
8...9...
Fortune: Ten! Deacon Kane retains the GZW Heavyweight
Championship!
Hunt: Hell yeah! Was there ever any doubt!
The show goes off the air as the GZW World Champion looks
down from the stage at a motionless and bloody “Smooth Operator” Billy Bond.
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