Friday Night Travesty
“Freedom Fighter” by Creed suddenly hits and the fans go wild throughout the GZW arena. Pyros and explosions make a big bang at the entranceway. The camera pans about, showing fans on their seat and holding their respective signs. One held by a male fan reads “Fight in my house!”. Another one seconds after reads “Crystal is cheating on Smooth with Ass Clown!” The camera then fades to the commentary table where the Wuchie Siblings, Jessica and Albert Wuchie are currently sitting.
Albert: Hello and welcome to ‘nother edition of Travesty! I Albert Wuchie here, with American sister…
Jessica: Jessica, the most beautiful girl on the planet, Wuchie!
Albert: Right, anywho, what line-up we have tonight for people! Adam Cage against Monarch, the tag tournament!
Jessica: I dislike Monarch and Adam Cage. Monarch is butt ugly and Adam Cage is too flexible.
Albert: Okay, no share please! Tag tourney consist of:
Endangered
Species Vs College Crew
WMCB (Manic & Dice) Vs RoccWylders
Supreme Team Vs StormRiders
BattleCry & Invincible Vs The Fiery's!
And
winners of each match go onto semi-finals!
Jessica: Well, what are we waiting for? Lets get on with the show! I am ready to see some man on man action!
---“The Ragin’ Shotgun” Adam Cage vs.
“The Wrestling Franchise” Monarch---
Smart Mark Cascade: Hello everyone in TV Land! Smart Mark Cascade and Albert Cortez back on Friday Travesty!
Albert Cortez: Stupid Mark, I thought we were going to die over in IGW! That damn Holly Fortune has really been getting on my nerves!
Cascade: Before my “tag team” partner goes off on a tangent that will most likely get us both fired, our scheduled match is set to be a preview of the I Quit Match at Fallout: Zero Tolerance as Adam Cage takes on Monarch for the title of the most "sadistic" wrestler in the GZW!
Cortez: Give me a break, Stupid Mark! Monarch has held World titles! What has Cage held? The Extreme Championship and he shared that with that idiot Pitfighter!
Cascade: Hold the phone! We've got word that the two men are already getting it on backstage!
The camera cuts to backstage as the two sadistic men battle it out. Monarch tackles Cage to the ground and starts to hammer him with punches. Cage blocks a few of the punches, but cannot block them all. The Pride member rolls over and now he is on top of Monarch. Cage pummels Monarch with a few punches, and then slams his head straight down, headbutting Monarch in the face.
Cascade: Oh my! Monarch is busted open! That is sadistic!
Cortez: Naw!
Cage lifts a bloody Monarch to his feet and tosses him face first into a nearby wall. Referees and officials hit the scene, but no one dares get between Cage and Monarch. Cage lifts Monarch up by the hair, but Monarch nails Cage in the "family jewels" with a lowblow. Monarch then grabs the Ragin’ Shotgun, drags him to a crate and vertical suplexes Cage through it.
Cascade: Crap! Monarch just sent Adam Cage through a wood crate! Now “the Punisher" lifts up Cage and he's choking him with his bare hands! And look at Monarch! He's laughing maniacally! He's insane! The refs are pulling Monarch off of Cage, but wait! Adam Cage rushes at Monarch, shoving the refs aside! Cage tackles Monarch around the waist, charges and slams Monarch's back through the door and into the locker room area!
Cortez: Not just any locker room, the College Crew’s locker room! Owwww!!!
The College Crew stand around, cheering and drinking beer as Cage and Monarch roll around on the ground, trading punches. Monarch rips at Cage's eyes. Monarch then grabs a beer bottle from out of Rick Samson's hand and smashes it over Cage's head.
Rick: Hey man! That was my beer!
BW3: No one messes with a College Crew’s beer! Let's get him!
Cascade: Crap! Now the College Crew are pissed about Monarch taking their beer! The College Crew are now stomping on Monarch! But Adam Cage gets back up and drops BW3 on his head with the Nova! (flowing DDT) I guess Cage wants to be the one to beat up on Monarch!
Samson looks at Cage, backs off and motions towards Monarch with his hands as if to say, "He's all yours!" Cage moves in on the wounded Monarch, but the former HKWF World Champion gets back up, grabs Cage's arm and head, pulls him down to the floor and locks in the Pain’s Face (crossface).
Cascade: Monarch, pulling back viciously on Cage with the Pain’s Face! And he's not going to let go!
The referees call in more security guards to help pull the enraged Monarch off of the smaller Adam Cage.
Cascade: This is just a taste of what we'll see at Fallout: Zero Tolerance!
Cortez: It'll be very sadistic!
---Commercial---
---Backstage---
(The scene opens up to show Chris Sharp,
formerly known as Stevie Straight sitting in a locker room rewatching videos of
his son Justin. Shots are shown of Justin winning the XFWF Title, the DCW
Title, and the XWF Title. Chris looks down to the ground and a tear rolls down
his face and onto the floor.)
Albert:
Lookie, it Chris Sharp! And he
crying like girl!
Jessica:
No, really? I don’t find this
man too impressive. He abandons his son
then stalks him under a fake identity!
What a joke!
Albert:
I no agree with it either. But
Justin have no right to strike his daddy down.
He should get spanking by mum!
"I
have been a horrible father. But Justin, you don’t realize that even though I
may have been a monster. I may have been the WORSE father in the world. You may
have been better of without me. But Justin, one thing I am sure of as of
today."
(Chris
looks back to the TV in deep thought as the scene flips over to GZW TV. Justin
is shown brutalizing Celestia "Mooncat" L'Yark. Shots are shown of
Justin attacking Nathaniel Davis and T-Rex. Shots are shown of the Hydra Justin
delivered to Chains last week. And finaly shots are shown from Crimson where
Justin nails Chris with the Hydra.)
"And
I am sure that YOU are 10 times the monster I was!"
Jessica:
I hope Justin is! Other than El
Gambit, I would LOVE to get into his pants.
Albert:
Jess! You slut, shut up!
(A slap is heard in the background.)
(The
crowd cheers as Chris continues.)
"Justin,
what you have become, or maybe, maybe what you've always been. Is sick! You
have to be, no, you need to be stopped! And if I have to crawl back into that
ring for one final match myself I'll do it Justin!"
(The
crowd cheers even louder.)
Jessica:
He’s an idiot. Why would he want
to get in the ring with his own son and get his ass kicked?
"You
want to beat your father? You want to kick my ass Justin? Well then do it like
a man you pu$$y! I'm back Justin, and I'm coming for the Justin Sharp the world
once knew. I'm going to get that Justin back...even if it means destroying this
one!"
Albert:
He may be little old, but he ready to make Justin see light!
Jessica: Anyways, lets cut too commercial!
(The
crowd cheers again as the scene fades out on a very emotional Chris Sharp.)
---Tag Team tournament match
one---
---Endangered Species Vs
College Crew---
"Pretty
Fly For A White Guy" by Offspring hits the speakers. The fans burst out in “OWWWWWWWWWW!”s. Rick Samson and Brent Wellington III come
out of the backstage area and down onto the entrance way. The two talk amongst themselves and have a
few laughs on the way down the ramp. Occasionally
they will slap a few fans hands, mostly guys with a full beer cup in their
hands. They finally reach the ring and
stumble inside the ring. They stand in
the middle of the ring and do some strange yet cool handshake, then add their
“OWWWWWWWW!” at the end. Suddenly, from
out of nowhere, Endangered Species slide into the ring and hit their
perspective targets.
Albert: Elijah Threatt and Joseph "Lost
Soul" Synger do that lots.
Jessica: That’s just like them to attack two young,
healthy, attractive men from behind.
Threatt
and Synger pummel the College Crew with several punches. Referee Jasmine Kuraki (Official HKWF China
event commentator and full time referee) calls for the bell.
Albert: We also like to welcome new comer to GZW
staff, Jasmine Kuraki! She only
hottiest female around China! I going
to marry her one day.
Jessica: Dream on.
Jasmine
orders E.S. off of their opponents. The
two get off and look at the new female referee and laugh in her face. They ignore her orders and start to pummel
the College Crew again. Jasmine looks
down at the two as if they are pigs.
She suddenly lifts the two up by their ears. They get off of C.C. again and scream in pain as their ears are
almost pulled off. Jasmine lets go of
Synger’s ear, but then guides Threatt to his corner and tells him to stay
there. She finally lets go of his
ear. He looks at her as if to say, “Yes
mother”. He rubs his ear and stands
back into his corner, surprised at the female official’s toughness. Synger gives her the same look. Synger ignores her and goes to work on
BW3. Jasmine walks to Rick and gently
guides him to his corner. She then
walks over to the action and looks at Synger and says, “You no mess with
me!”. Synger shrugs his shoulders and
send BW3 into the ropes. As he comes
back off the ropes Synger bends down for a back body drop. BW3 uses his senses and kicks Synger in the
face. Synger snaps up and begins to
stagger around the ring. Brent walks to
him and strikes him with a few forearms to the forehead. Synger staggers back into the ropes. Brent sends him across the ring. When Joseph hits the ropes Rick smashes his
knee into his back.
Albert: What a shot! And Jasmine, she show great womanpower here.
Jessica: I know.
I think I am going to like her!
Synger
stumbles and falls to his knees. Brent
bounces off the ropes and connects a slingshot dropkick to Synger’s face! Brent goes for a quick pin.
One…
Tw…
Kickout. Brent lifts Synger of the mat and to his
feet. From there he locks Synger in a
headlock. Joseph pushes Brent off of
him and into the ropes. Once he bounces
back Synger hits a spinning heel kick!
Synger gets to his feet and kicks Brent a few times. He then drags him by the hair and into his
corner. He tags in Threatt and exposes
BW3’s ribs. Threatt lays a punch to his
side, forcing Brent to stagger around.
Synger takes his place back into the corner and Threatt picks Brent
up. From there he whips him into a
turnbuckle and charges at him. Threatt
jumps high off the ground and goes to squash Brent, but hits the turnbuckle
instead as BW3 moved. Brent grabs
Threatt’s head and plants him with a neckbreaker.
Jessica: Nice comeback by Brent.
Albert: He need tag! And he go for one!
Brent
jumps a few feet and tags the awaiting Rick Samson. Rick jumps into the ring and pounces on Threatt. He pummels him with a flurry of
punches. Jasmine tells him to get
off. Rick follows his orders and gets
off of Threatt, but picks him up his feet.
He locks Threatt in a front face lock, then proceeds with a snap
suplex. Rick then walks over to
Threatt’s legs and lifts them up. After
doing so he flips forward and pins him.
Albert: Good modified pin!
One…
Two…
T…
Kickout. Rick gets up and bounces off the ropes for
another attack, but Synger comes out of nowhere and jumps off the ropes,
nailing Samson with a double ax handle!
Jessica: What smarts by Synger.
Brent
tries to get in the ring and save Rick but Jasmine holds him back. Brent rolls his eyes and gets back in his
corner. During this time Synger and
Threatt double-team Samson with kicks to the ribs. Jasmine doesn’t allow it and orders Synger back to his
corner. Synger tells her Threatt and
him made the tag, which was false. But
Jasmine allows it and tells Threatt to get back into his corner. Synger takes advantage of the previous
attack and ascends to the top rope. He
signals for a high-flying move, then jumps off with a frog splash (A la Eddie
Gurrero). He hits nothing but the mat! Samson rolls into his corner and makes the
tag.
Albert: Here come Brent again!
Brent
jumps inside and quickly makes a pin.
One…
Two…
Thr…
Kickout! Brent taunts Synger to get up. Threat suddenly drops from the ring apron
and disappears under the ring!
Jessica: What the heck!
Once
Synger gets up Brent knocks him down with a superkick! Devotion runs down the ring and quickly
climbs onto the ring apron. Jasmine
looks at her and goes to get her down.
Threatt suddenly comes out of the other end of the ring, bat in hand. He lifts the bat up and cracks it over the
back of Rick’s leg. Rick falls to the
mat at ringside and grasps his leg in pain.
Threatt rolls into the ring and goes to punch Brent, but he blocks it
and whips him into the ropes. He
attempts a clothesline, which is ducked by Threatt. Synger gets back to his feet and sees BW3 running at Threatt. Knowing what’s to come he stands a bit
behind Threatt and waits. Brent is
lifted into the air and dropped down with the Dying Breed (Dudley Deathdrop)!!!
Albert: Chinese Stars!
Jessica: Stale Cookies! This is over!
Devotion
gets off of the apron as Synger goes for the pin. Jasmine drops down and counts for the pin.
One…
Two…
Three!!!
Albert: It over!
Endangered Species go to semi-finals of tournament!
Jessica: Oh well, I guess they deserve it. But I would like to see some fellow college
boys make it! That would be “owwww!”
sweet!
Albert: Um, anywho.
NEXT!
---Commercial---
(The theme tune “Live forever” by Oasis begins to play on the PA system)
“Maybe, I don’t really want to know how your garden grows, cause I just wana play”
Pit finishes a cigarette, and the fades into Pimp placing cling film over T-Rex’s toilet
“Lately, did you ever feel the Pain, in the morning rain, cause I’m so chilled to the bone”
Pimp is pinned by “Smooth Operator” Billy Bond at Acceptable Risks
“Maybe, I just wana play, wana live but don’t wana die, maybe I just wana breathe, maybe I just don’t believe, maybe your just the same as me, we see things they’ll never see”
Pimp hits the Played-a-live on a few of his opponents
“I said maybe, I don’t really wana know, how your garden grows. Cause I just wana play”
Pimp swit swoos at a chinnese looking woman at Heatwave
“Lately, did you ever feel the pain of the morning rain”
Pimp covers Smooth Operator at Dark horizon PPV, and wins the intercontinental title
“Maybe I will never be all the things I wana be”
Pimp sits on his thrown in one his promos
“Now is not the time to cry, now is the time to find out why”
Magic is holding up Angel ready to beat her up, but Rex comes in behind her
“Maybe, I don’t really wana know, how your garden grows. Cause I just wana play”
Pimp uses fish wire to gain back his $10 note from a taxi driver from his first ever appearance back in EWO
“Lately, did you ever feel the pain of the morning rain, cause I’m so chilled to the bone”
Pimp retains his title against T-Rex on Sunday Night Storm on 6th Jan 2002
(Scene fades out with the lyrics continuing to play, and
ends up with Pimp sat on his thrown being tended to by his women of pleasure)
---Interruption---
The lights in the Coliseum flicker off and on before completely cutting off. The Travesty fans in attendance gasp at the blackness, but before any of them have the chance to panic the Zero-tron whirls into activity. As a symbol begins to take shape from the whirl on the Zero-tron, Jimi Hendrix’s guitar riff of “Voodoo Child” rips through the Coliseum.
Albert: What with this guy? He sneaky! Me no like it!
Jessica: I like men who hide their identity. It makes me more anxious to see their face, or other arenas.
As the song kicks in further, a booming voice echoes over the song.
“Chris Trepanier. Prepare yourself. The mark of the beast is upon you. The Regional hopes you foster will lead you to Megiddo. There will be a Fallout in a matter of days. On that day the chosen one will be shown Zero Tolerance. The time is nigh. Prepare for Megiddo.”
The lights return to normalcy as the music fades away and the Zero-tron returns to black. Within the ring, the symbol, which was on the Zero-tron, is now emblazed in the center of the ring.
Albert: Well, me no know who he is, but he warn Chris Trepanier.
Jessica: Who cares? As long as we get a close and personal interview, I will be just fine with him.
---Commercial---
---Tag Team tournament match
two---
---W.M.C.B (Manic Depression
and Dice Morgan) vs. The Roccwylders---
Billy:
Up next we got one of the most dominating teams around taking on a couple of
pushovers.
Jennifer:
That’s right. The Roccwylders get a
chance to make an even bigger name for themselves tonight by taking on Manic
and Dice.
Billy:
The Roccwylders will never make it past W.M.C.B. Those goodie goodies have no talent. What have they ever done?
Jennifer:
Well…
[Before
anything else can be said “C.R.E.A.M” by Wu Tang Clan hits the arena speakers
bringing the crowd into a chorus of boos as Manic Depression and Dice Morgan
walk out onto the stage. The duo walk
down the ramp with a very determined look on their face. The two men slide into the ring and begin to
stretch as the music fades out.]
Billy:
There’s a look at a REAL team. Unlike
those crappy Roccwylders.
Jennifer:
Give it up Billy.
[“Welcome
To Atlanta” by Jermaine Dupri and Ludacris pounds throughout the arena bringing
the crowd to their feet. Kombat and
Desecrator step out onto the ramp bringing in a louder amount of cheering. The duo run down the ramp and slide into the
ring but before they can get to their feet Dice and Manic jump them with stiff
forearm shots to the lower back.]
Billy:
Typical rookie move there by Kombat and Desecrator.
[Dice
lifts up Kombat and shoots him across the ring. He goes for a closeline on the return but Kombat ducks it and
hits the ropes on the far side. Dice
goes for a back body drop but Kombat leaps over him and charges at Manic to
take him down with a flying lariat.
Dice turns around only to be taken down by a dropkick from
Desecrator. Dice and Manic slide out of
the ring trying to stop the stream of momentum.]
Jennifer:
The Roccwylders are on a roll here tonight.
Billy:
Just luck.
[Both
Desecrator and Kombat hit the far side ropes and charge in leaping over the top
rope and wiping out both Dice and Manic with dual cross body blocks.]
Jennifer:
What a move!
Billy:
Like I always say. Luck is luck.
Jennifer:
You never say that.
[Desecrator
rolls Manic into the ring while Kombat pounds away on Dice. Des and Manic battle it out in the middle of
the ring with rights and lefts. Manic
blocks a right and takes a big swing but Des ducks it and kicks him in the
midsection with a stiff toe kick. Manic
doubles over grabbing his stomach. Des
walks over and hooks him in a standing headscissor. He lifts him above his head and then flips him down dropping him
into a Facebuster.]
Jennifer:
“Fifth Dimension!”(finisher: powerbomb to facebuster)
Billy:
What a sissy move. I pulled off better
moves when I wrestled.
[Desecrator
makes the cover and hooks both legs as the ref slides into position.]
One
Jennifer:
That’s it.
Two
Billy:
Not yet.
[Before
the ref can hit for the third count Dice pulls him out. Des pounds his hand on the mat several times
as if he were the ref.]
Jennifer:
That was so cheap.
Billy:
I didn’t see a thing.
[Dice
rears back and nails the ref with a right hand knocking him out. Des stands up and charges the ropes. He jumps on the top rope then does a back
flip wiping him out.]
Jennifer:
Mother of mercy what a move.
Billy:
It wasn’t that impressive.
[Des
mounts the downed Dice and pounds away on him.
Kombat gets back inside the ring and lifts up the prone Manic and whips
him into the corner. He charges in and
drives a shoulder into his midsection.
Manic drops to the ground holding his stomach. Kombat backs up and charges in with a baseball slide to the lower
region of Manic.]
Billy:
That move made me cringe.
[Kombat
runs to the other side of the ring and waits for Manic to get to his feet. He finally does and Kombat charges in. He runs up the front of Manic to the top
rope before leaping off backwards and wiping him out with a twisting body
attack into a pin.]
Jennifer:
The Roccwylders are pulling out all the stops here tonight.
[Des
continues to pound away on Dice before he just rolls backwards and lands on top
of Des. Dice picks him up and throws
him into the barricade. Dice nails him
with several stiff right hands that almost knock him over the rail. Kombat stands up and walks over to the
ropes. He yells at Dice and pulls back
on the top rope but before he can sling shot himself over Manic runs up behind
him and nails him with a release germen suplex.]
Billy:
Now that was a move.
Dice
throws Desecrator into the steel steps separating them before he slides into
the ring. Manic and Dice pound away on
the downed Desecrator while the ref on the outside slowly begins to come to. Kombat gets to his feet on the outside and
rolls into the ring. Dice turns around
only to be leveled by a closeline.
Manic looks up but before he can sit completely up he gets taken down
with an axe kick to the back of head.]
Jennifer:
The Roccwylders are back on top again.
[Kombat
lifts Manic to his feet and whips him into the corner. He charges in and nails a massive avalanche
in the corner. Des gets to his feet and
yells at Kombat to move. Des charges in
but before he reaches Manic gets taken down by a massive spear from Dice.]
Billy:
Take him out Dice!
[Kombat
charges at Dice but gets taken down by a big boot to the face. Manic climbs to the top rope and waits as
Dice slides out of the ring and grabs a steel chair. He slides the chair into the ring and brings it down on the back
of Kombats then lays the chair on Desecrators chest as Manic leaps off nailing
a big five star frog splash onto the chair.]
Billy:
There ya go boys.
Jennifer:
That was cheap.
[Dice
throws the chair out of the ring and yanks the ref inside the ring to see the
pinning combination.]
One
Jennifer:
What a jip.
Two
Billy:
Next!
Three!
Jennifer:
That was not cool.
Billy:
Yes it was.
[“C.R.E.A.M”
by Wu Tang Clan kicks back in as the ref raises their hands. The crowd boos them loudly as they slide out
of the ring and walk up the ramp. The
ref checks on Desecrator and Kombat as the show cuts to a commercial.]
---Commercial Break---
---Interim Deputy
Commissioner---
Sitting at the boardroom table in the Command Suite, Sincere, dressed in an immaculate black suit, watches the broadcast of Friday Night Travesty. The only light in the room is that which is emitting from the huge flat screen projector screen. The dark shades always worn by GZW’s most decorated wrestler hide the sinister look in his eyes.
“All has come full circle. The power that I have always craved has been placed in my hands. No one realized that I was more than petty gold belts. No, Jung-Lei, has always craved power, ultimate supreme power to wield as I please. Now is the time for the Theory of Chaos to be answered again.”
The Jade Dragon smirks when he sees a commercial for GZW that pictures Sho “Fairplay Enforcer” Murakame.
“My rise to power has been that much easier with the ‘retirement’ of Murakame-san. Indeed the Firefly would have been a major obstacle in my progress would he have not been dispatched with such ease so many weeks ago. It bothers me that Sho would bow out so gracefully after the humiliation that I caused to him and the destruction that I forced upon his mother’s property. Perhaps the passing of his friend has truly wounded the stalwart warrior?”
Sincere rubs his chin in deep thought.
“That is a sign of weakness in Murakame-san’s character. The same mental flaw exhibited by his close friend Tate Troublesome. Sincere’s reign will be tyrannical. Nothing and no one within this company, from the custodians to the Heavyweight Champion, will move without my decision being involved. There will indeed be Zero Tolerance!!”
Ms. Taylor, the longtime personal assistance of Tate Troublesome, cautiously walks into the room.
Taylor: Mr. Sincere, Mr. Arkadian is here awaiting your counsel. Shall I send him in?
Sincere: (not looking at her but the screen) Yes.
The scene fades to black.
---Back
To The Ring---
("One Step Closer"
By Linkin Park hits and the crowd erupts in boos as "The Cocky One"
Justin Sharp makes his way down the ramp. He stops half way down and stares at
a girl in the front row. He walks over to her and spits on the young GZW fan as
the crowd harrases him. Justin finally rolls into the ring as a ring crewman
throws him a mic.)
Jessica: YESSS! Hey Justin, show me some Pride and let me
sit on the best seat in the house. YOUR
LAP!
Albert: You know El Gambit Justin’s
enemy right?
Jessica: That makes it even batter.
I get to see two of my favorites fight each other. Their sweaty bodies rubbing together! MMMMMMMMM!
"Well, well, well. My
father managed to speak to me two weeks in a row. I'm shocked! I'm shocked that
you are still around dad. I thought you'd be up and gone again? I mean you’re
so good at screwing with people’s heads. Especially mine! And yet these slow,
local shit bags all cheer for you?! You an old washed up man, better suited for
playing golf than stepping into a ring."
Albert: He so disrespectful to his dad!
(The crowd boos and Justin laughs at them before giving them the
finger.)
Jessica: Wow, what a big finger!
You know what they say about me with big fingers right?
Albert:
They not fit them in nose?
"You know, you should all shut up! What right do you have to
boo me? I mean some of these "Old Guard" ass wipes might think their
better than me. But you people can’t think that! Come on, you cant think that
you...slobbering, middle wage losers are better than Justin Sharp?! If you all
think you’re better than me well then just say, "YES".
Jessica: Yeah, better at being stupid!
(The crowd all shout "Yes" as Justin looks around
stunned.)
Jessica: See, they agree with me. Such morons.
Albert: You change all sudden. Now you bitchy slut.
(For the second time in one
night a loud slap is heard)
"Ha! You can think what you want people. Because there isn’t
anybody that’s better than me! I'm Justin Sharp and everyone of you slug heads,
everyone of you "Old Guard", every person in GZW is going to find out
that Pride is Forever! And it is my time! My time, damn it!"
Albert:
I think it my time to get wall between sis here.
Jessica: I agree. I’m sick of
looking at your face.
(Justin walks around the ring pacing as he starts to get a little
mad.)
"El Gambit is going to find out on Tuesday that it is my
time. I'm going to win the Light heavyweight Title. I'm going to earn my Pride.
Everyone thinks I'm a no good loser? That I'm a dumb? You all think I don’t
even deserve to be in GZW! Well maybe I should leave."
Jessica: Yes! Heat things up between you two.
I can’t wait till I see you two battle it off!
(The crowd erupts as Justin
starts to swear in the ring looking more than a little aggravated.)
"You'd all like that wouldn't you? I bet Nathaniel Davis
(Crowd pops.) would like that. I bet T-Rex (Crowd pops.) would like that to. I
bet...well your all gonna be disappointed because I'm not going anywhere.
Justin Sharp is Sharp-4-Life damn it! And your all going to learn just how
dangerous I can be."
Albert:
He so into himself! I hope he
get attack or something.
Jessica: I’ll attack him if he keeps on ignoring me like he does!
(The crowd boos and chants "You Suck" as "One Step
Closer" by Linkin Park hits again and the "The Indy Legend"
makes his way to the back flipping the crowd off as he goes.)
---Commercial---
---Backstage---
Justin Sharp is seen walking into the arena with a twisted sneer on his face.
The Pride member struts through the arena, and pretends to hit a crewmember who
flinches. Justin just laughs at him. Suddenly, from out of nowhere, El Gambit
leaps onto him with a cross body block onto the concrete floor! The camera pans
back, and shows that El G had obviously jumped from off the top of a 10-foot
pile of pallets!
With Justin writhing on the floor in pain, clutching his back, El G gets up
with a manic look on his face. He reaches inside his leather biker jacket, and
pulls out his cosh. Upon setting eyes upon it, he smiles nastily, almost as one
would smile at a baby, and then looks down at Justin.
Pulling the Indy Legend up by his hair, Gambit swings back and sends the cosh
into the man's stomach. Sharp collapses onto his knees, gasping for breath.
Callously, Gambit measures the back of Sharp's head, and then viciously brings
his cosh down with all his might! Sharp is knocked out, and lies in an
unnatural position on the floor! El G simply looks pleased with himself, as
blood starts to pool underneath Sharp.
EMTs and Refs come running... The EMTs immediately attend to Sharp as the refs
pull back El G.
El Gambit:
"You think you’re a bad guy, Sharp? You and your nino, debilucho amigos in
Pride think you're f*cking bad guys? Wait until you get a load of El Gambit! I
am a REAL bad hombre, and this is just a little taste of what I'm capable of!
You whiney little shit! Just you wait until Crimson! I will destroy you to
retain my light-heavyweight title! It's MY division, damnit! And you can pass a
message onto Maxx Pain! Tell him he's next!"
El G throws off the refs, and strides away, looking pleased with himself.
---Commentary Table---
Albert: What
heck? I now real fortune cookie! I predict attack! Me so great!
Jessica: I
don’t know what to do now! El Gambit,
Justin Sharp. Who will I go for?
Albert: Just
pick person who get better end of battle.
Jessica:
Albert, you are getting smarter by the minute. And by that I mean just a little bit smarter.
---Commercial---
---Tag Team tournament match
three---
---Supreme Team Vs Stormriders---
Dean: hi all and
welcome to this this time to see oh so beutiful me once again! and back from
his brutal beating by Magic this week is WILL!
Will: Hewwo,
evewybody! it feews gweat tobe back!
Dean: atleast I
don’t have to commentate with the light of a referee or the injured Diamond
Sledge this week!
Will: nope, I’m back
where I bewong!
Dean: yea scrounging
ratings with me the “Multi-talented One” Deano Fisher!
Will: weww, no need
to go on about me! wets go down to where the action takes pwace.....
Deabn: NO you’re not
entering my bedroom!
(“Danger” by
Mystical begins to play on the PA system, and out comes Outlaw Wales and Prey
the StormRiders. They are me by vicious boos from the crowd ass they walk down
to the ring. the Stormriders just taunt the fans, as they walk down to the
ring!)
Dean: WOOOOOOOOO
HOOOOOOOO the Storm Riders you have to love these guys, I mean look at them
they even look intimidating!
Will: no denying
that!
(The StormRiders get
in the ring, and begin to taunt the fans from two separate turnbuckles,
seemingly flicking V’s at the crowd)
Will: How wude, and
diswespectfuw!
Dean: yea but what
do you expect from these Atlantans?
("We Are The
Champions" by Queen begins to play on the PA system, and out comes Logan
“Larger then Life” Phlash, Malcolm “super flyer” Hodges, and there manager
“crybaby” conners! They each have hand held mirrors, and admiring them selves
in the mirror. they then all walk over to a busty blonde in the crowd, and hand
the mirrors to her, as all three of them admire her)
Will: this is
wrestwing, not puww the bwonde!
Dean: it doesn’t
matter none of those idiots have pulled her after all, I have already pullled
her... earlier on that is!
(The blonde then
kisses each of the supreme team)
Dean: how dare she
cheat on me right before my very eyes!
Will: I think she’s
taken a wiking to this supreme team!
Dean: like most women she’s a liar. She told
me she would never cheat on me!
(The storm Riders
have had enough, and jump out of the ring. Wales whips Logan into the ring that
his back slams against. Prey meanwhile hits a knee lift to the midsection of
Malcolm, who in turn gets whiped into the opposite security rail)
Dean: haha yea
that’ll teach them for hitting on my woman!
Will: or maybe to
pay more attention to their opponents, and work rather than their sex lives!
Dean: whatcha mean
course women are more important that’s what our money gets spent on anyway!
(Wales rolls Logan
into the ring, and then follows in as referee lowe calls for the bell to begin
the match)
DING DING!
Will: and now we
start!
Dean: thanks for
poninting out the obvious!
(Wales begins to
stomp on the back on “Larger than life”, but after three stomps to the back
picks him up and pushes Phlash into the turnbuckle where Wales begins to choke
the life out of Phlash with his boot)
Will: that’s a
bwatant choke!
(The referee counts
to four to let Wales release the hold, and Wales does for a second before going
back to the choke with the foot. referee Lowe couts to five this time, and then
brakes the hold himself)
Will: that was a
gweat decision on the part of Mr Wowe.
(Wales then pushes
Lowe and Lowe then falls out of the ring)
Dean: ahahaha
doesn’t look like such a great decision now does it?
(Wales turns his
attention back to Phlash of the Supreme team, and goes to whip Phlash across
the ring to the far turnbuckle, but is reversed by Logan, and Outlaw Wales goes
head first into the turnbucklema dstumbles backwards turning to face Phlash who
takes him down with a snapmare, into a sleeper hold)
Will: Wefewee Wowe
is cwimbing back into the wing to check on Wawes!
Dean: who cares just
look what’s happened on the outside!
(On the outside is
Prey putting a beat down to Malcolm “Super Flyer” Hodges, and “Crybaby” Conners
keeping his distance from the Storm Rider)
Will: In the wing is
where it matters, and counts. That’s just a mugging on the outside!
Dean: who cares just
look at the face of Malcolm!
(The camera gets a
close up of Malcolms face to see that the top of his head is busted wide open,
and blood is puring out)
Will: that’s just
howwible!
Dean: I know I don’t
know how his mirror took such brutal punishment!
(In the ring Wales
has just let his hand drop limp for a second time, and Logan locks in tyhe
sleeper hold real tight now. As referee Lowe lift Phlashes arm up for a third
time... but as he does Prey slides into the ring, and kicks “Larger Than Life”
in his spine with his big boot, that sends a thunderous boom throughout the
building)
Will: Ouch!
Dean: you betcha!
(Referee Lowe argues
with Prey to get out of the ring, and hushers him into an empty corner, when he
turns around, both Wales, and Logan are up to their feet, and begin to exchange
rights and lefts)
Dean: Supreme teams
lucky streak is coming to an end!
Will: Lucky streak?
Dean: they won last
week... amazingly..... and then on TNC.... amazingly! they will never do it a
third time!
(Eventually Wales
gets the better of the slugfest, and throws a huge right hook to Phlash, but
Phlash dusk it that spins Wales, and then counters with a reverse DDT into a
cover, that Referee Lowe makes the count for)
ONE........
Dean: What? NO!
TWO......
Will: a nice counter
by Phlash could win the match from it?
(Kickout)
Will: No he doesn’t!
Dean: never lose
faith in the StormRiders....... never!
(Both men get to
their feet simultaneously. Phlash however gets the advantge, with a headlock.
Wales however pushes off Phlash into the ropes. Logan returns from the ropes,
and gets taken down with spinebuster take down (a la Faarooq) by the Storm
Rider. Wales keeps hold of the legs however, and uses the move to counter into
a Boston crab)
Will: Nicely done by
Outlaw Wales!
Dean: finally the
StormRiders.... RECOGNISE!
(Phlash begins to
scream out in pain, looking as if he might very well tap, as referee checks on
him. ales sinches in the move even more putting even more pressure to the back
of Logan Phlash, and as he does “Crybaby” Conners jumps up on the apron)
Dean: what is
Conners doing?
(referee Lowe gets
distracted by Conners on the ring apron. when Referee is persuading Conners to
get off the apron. Wales lets go of the move, and begins to talk trash to
Conners as the two exchange words. then from behind Phlash rolls Wales up into
a school boy, and referee Adam Lowe makes the pinfall)
ONE......
Dean: what a dirty
sneaky move by the Supreme Team!
TWO......
Will: after what the
Storm Riders did to the Supreme team in the earwy going jumping them wike they
did, maybe they deserved it!
Dean: a wrong
doesn’t make a right Will!
(Kickout)
Will: Supreme team
nearly had the win, at the last second Wales rolled his shoulder up!
Dean: so close, but
yet so far.
(Wales is quickly
back up to his feet, looking in shock. He then picks up Phlash, and throws him
into the turnbuckle where his partner Prey is. and unleashes a series of body
shots to Phlash, before tagging in Prey)
Will: First tag of
the match!
Dean: yea, but look
who has dominated this match!
(Prey sits on the
top rope, and Wales passes up to him Phlash. Phlash is then placed onto the
shoulders of Prey, who leaps off hitting a sit-down powerbomb from the top rope
(a la Buh Buh Ray Dudley, but without the table). Prey then keeps the hold, as
referee Lowe makes the cover)
ONE....
Dean: and your
winners are.......
TWO......
Dean: the storm
Riders!
THREE......
(just a mili second
before Lowe makes the final Three count to the mat, “crybaby” Conners, pulls
the referee out of the ring)
Dean: what NO!
Supreme Team are cheating!
Will: the Supreme
team are still in this though!
(Prey gets to his
feet, and points straight at Conners, as the referee is on the outside, yelling
at Conners)
Dean: Conners might
think about running cos if Prey gets hold of him then that’ll be the end of
him!
(Meanwhile the Wales
enters back into the ring, and begins to stomp on the back of the downed
Phlash, but from the outside comes Malcolm “Super Flyer” Hodges, with a hand
held mirror. He taps Wales on the back, and Wales turns around, and is met by
the mirror shot to the head by Hodges)
Dean: OH my!
Will: JOWWY WIWWY
WONKER FACTOWY!
Dean: what the
hell’s that meant to mean?
(Wales’s face is cut
in several places, as he falls, to the apron, and Phlash lays his arm over the
top of Wales. On the outside Prey chases Conners around the ring, then back up
the rampway, and when the guy leave referee Lowe turns around, and slides back
in to make the pinfall)
ONE......
Dean: I can’t
believe another Mirror shot is going to help them win again!
TWO......
Will: I guess
Supreme Team advance to the Semi-finals!
THREE.....
(DING DING)
Dean: their lucks
streak continues! NOOOOOOO
Will: well that’s
all from us, lets watch the rest of tonight’s action unfold!
---Commercial---
---Tag Team tournament match
four---
---Battlecry and Invincible vs. The Fiery's---
Melvin: Well welcome back, gzwites we are going to
continue with the action here, we are in the first round of the tag team
tournament, and up next we have Battlecry and invincible vs The Fierys
Norman: My money is with The Fierys, mainly because
Battlecry and Invincible have not tag team chemistry between the two of them.
And i just hate them.
Melvin: you don't like anyone now do you?
Norman: Hell no, I especially hate you.
Melvin: Well I feel the same way towards you.
Norman: what was that.
Melvin: lets get the action going.
"The Light" by Common hits on the pa and
out comes Battlecry and Invincible, the crowd gives them a good pop..they walk
down the ramp shaking hands with the crowd before sliding in the ring.
Norman: You are going to tell me what you just said
Buchannan.
Melvin: It looks like they are ready for the match
Norman: who cares about their sorry asses.
"Defy You” by the Offspring hits on the pa and
out comes Dameon and Hades to a chorus of cheers from the crowd.
Dameon and Hades climb in the ring and immediately
attacks Battlecry and Invincible. They send Battlecry out of the ring and
double team Invincible. The ref tries to get Dameon out of the ring.
Melvin: The match is now ready to begging.
Norman: we all know who is going to win this match
now don't we.
Melvin: we sure do, and we will surely see Battlecry
and Invincible in the finals.
Norman: What!, you mean Dameon and Hades will be the
tag champs come Zero Tolerance.
"Hades sends Invincible into the ropes, and
flips him over with a back body drop. He picks him up and delivers a series of
punches to the face. Invincible. staggers back and Dameon knocks him down with
a clothesline, BC comes in and is stopped by the ref. Dameon and Hades double
team Invincible. And Hades exits the ring.
Melvin: hey there was no tag there.
Norman: sure there was, they both tagged Invincible.
Who is now lying on the mat?
"Dameon throws Invinci. into his corner,
Invinci tags in BC and BC runs in and hits Dameon with a flying elbow to the chest knocking him down,
he goes for the cover.
1
2
Dameon kicks out at 3, Dameon quickly gets up and BC
nails him with a drop kick sending him into the ropes, he ducks a clothesline
from BC but when he bounces off of the ropes he is meet with a superkick to the
face.
Melvin: That ought to stop him.
Norman: i still think that they will win.
"BC tags in Invinci. and he runs in and gives
Dameon a running leg drop, they both send Dameon into the ropes and deliver a
double spinebuster.
Norman: Hey Ref disqualify the both of them,
Melvin: Dameon and Hades should be tough enough to
take it McClain.
Norman: oh shut up.
"Invinci picks up Dameon and sends him into the
turnbuckle. He runs at him and goes for a clothesline but Dameon moves and
delivers a reverse neckbreaker. He slowly gets up and picks up Invincible, he
delivers a running powerslam and goes for the pin.
1
2
3..No Invincible kicks out at 2 and a half. Dameon
drags Invinci over to his corner and tags in Hades. Hades gets in and delivers
stiff kicks to the stomach. Invincible falls to the ground and Hades begins to
stop on him.
Melvin: This has been a see saw match since the
beginning.
Norman: you're damn right.
" Hades picks up Invincible and sends him to
the outside. He climbs onto the apron and delivers a flying clothesline taking
down Invincible. He picks him up and sends him into the steel stairs.
Melvin: What a sickening Thud that was when he
bounced off.
Norman: I don't think he will get up after that
move.
"Hades throws Invincible back into the ring, he
goes for the cover but BC comes in and makes the save. Dameon runs in and gives
BC a superkick to the face, knocking him out of the ring.
Norman: That’s what he gets for running in.
Melvin: he was trying to save the match for his
team.
Norman: what for, they are going to lose anyway.
" Dameon and Hades picks up Invincible and
sends him into the corner, but Invincible runs into the ref who is trying to
check on BC. The ref falls out of the ring.
Norman: Oh man the ref has just been taken out.
Melvin: is he alright.
Norman: who cares, Dameon and Hades are destroying
Invincible.
" Dameon and Hades have Invincible in the
corner and beating him with their fist, BC gets a chair and slides in the ring,
he runs over and hits both Dameon and Hades in the back with the chair, they
both fall and BC climbs the turnbuckle and comes crashing down with a
guillotine leg drop with the chair under his legs (a la Sabu) onto Dameon.
Norman: Oh man i bet that hurt like hell, i am now
starting to feel sorry for Dameon and Hades.
"The ref starts to wake up and gets back in the
ring just as BC is going for the cover.
1
2
3...Hades stops the pin and starts stomping on BC,
he delivers the Hades drop (angle slam), Dameon picks up Invincible and goes
for a chokeslam, but Invincible kicks him in the groin and runs into the ropes
and delivers a spear.
Melvin: What a match we are having, but what’s this.
Norman: Invincible has the damn chair, what’s he
going to do with it.
" Invincible hits Hades over the head with the
chair, causing the DQ,
but Invincible keeps hitting Dameon and Hades with the chair.
Norman: Hey ref stop him, the match is already over,
they are out of the tournament
Melvin: Rightly so but they don't give a damn, they
are punishing Hades and Dameon.
" A load of referees run down to the ring and
tries to get Invincible out of the ring, but before they could BC picks up
Hades and delivers the Devils Advocate.
Norman: Finally they are out of the ring, and now
just like I said Dameon and Hades are on their way to that tag title match at
the pay per view.
Melvin: but first they have to get past the rest of
the competition, but that’s it for us fans, stay tuned for more travesty.
---Back To The Wuchie Siblings---
Albert: What
a night! We have semi-finals ready to
go!
Jessica:
All’s well that ends well! Bye
folks!
Albert:
Sayonara!
Jessica:
Quit steeling Jackie’s lines!
Albert: Hey,
it my true language. So I say sayonara,
he say adios like his type supposed to say!
Jessica:
Whatever!