Friday night Travesty!

(“House Music” By Eddie Amador begins to play on the PA system, as the jam packed GZW dome in Atlanta, Georgia’s fans go wild chanting “GZW, GZW, and holding up signs supporting there favourite wrestlers such as T-Rex, Magic, Golden Eye, etc, etc)

Will; Hewwo and wewcome to tonights episode of Friday Night Travesty I’m Wiww, and beside me is….

Dean: D to the IZZ N, sorry Will just bought Jay Z’s Blueprint album, damn that’s a damn good album!

Will: Okay, but It seems as though we have some footage from the backsage area!

---------------- Backstage -----------------

(The scene opens up with Pimp Bizkit, he is stood outside his locker room door, he is stood with two of his ladies a blonde and a jet black haired woman)

Pimp: Hey ladies ready for a bit of fun with a “Living Legend”?

Women: OOOOO yes please!

(Pimp turns around to his door, and finds a HUGE hole I the middle of it, Pimp looks at it and then scratches his head)

Pimp: What the hell happened here? Magic still on his rampage after me, and still failed to find me! It isn’t that hard to find me Magic just ask any woman around they all know directions to where I’ll be.

(Pimp never the less opens his locker room door, allowing the women to enter first, and then checking out there behinds as they enter his room)

Pimp: A broken bench to, and who the hell put this broom in my locker?

(Pimp pulls out the broom from the locker, and out falls Terry Pattern, and blow up sheep is realised and fly’s across the room)

Pimp: What and who the hell are you? And what are you doing in my locker? You best not have touched any of them dolls!

Terry: NAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGH!

(Pimp just shakes his head, and throws him out of his locker room, he then walks over to the now deflaited Blow up sheep)

Pimp: I ain’t blowing that up know I might catch something!

--------------- Scene Fades -----------------

Dean: ahahahaha Terry Pattern what in the hell was he doing in Pimp locker anyway?

Will: out of all the things I have seen I have never seen a scene where a man fawws out of a wocker, and a bwown up sheep flys cross the room!

Dean: You have now!

Will: anyway down to our first match of tonight with Nemesis taking on an opponent that stiww hasn’t been announced.

------------- Nemesis Vs T.B.A -----------

Dean: down to the first match for tonight as we see Nemesis taking on an opponent that is still yet to Be Announced!

Will: Who couwd this possibwy be?

Dean: No idea Wiww but I guess we are about to find out!

(“Drowning” by Adema begins to play on the PA system the lights go out until a loud scream is heard and light flickers on the titan-tron with a scene of a deranged man holding a dagger comes on the video, and Nemesis steps out and is given a some-what mixed reaction to the new comer from the crowd)

Will: Wets see what this newcomer wiww do in this match against his partner that stiww remains unkown!

Dean: I think I could grow to wike this guy look how psycho this man looks, and he looks ready to go here tonight!

Will: Nemesis now in the ring as Referee Brownlow checks him for foregn objects!

(A siren noise goes off on the PA system and out steps Terry Patern wearing his squared patterened clothes, he holds his hands above his head, and the crowd laugh at the knitted patterned clothes that Terry is wearing.)

Dean: Hey it’s that weirdo that Nemesis beat the crap out of in the week!

Will: the chance for some sweet wevenge here fow tewwy!

Dean: what’s up with those strange noises he makes IIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrr, I also heard him making a NAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGH sound in the backstage area!

(Nemesis is laughing as his competition steps into the ring, Terry looks under the apron and pulls out a broom, and kisses and holds it like a little child, Nemesis now begins to point and laugh at Terry)

Terry: NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGH!

Dean: haha what a freak!

Will: Dean atweast show a wittwe wespect for these guys here!

(Nemesis brings Terry into the ring the hardway and then mocks him by hoding his hands together over his head and makes the “NAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGH” sound!

Will: Nemesis alweady mocking Terry in this match!

Dean: might as well this Terry is a broom loving making weirdo!

(Nemesis picks up the fallen Terry and whips him into the ropes, and then nails him with a flatjack)

Will: Nemesis with the earwy advantage in this match!

Dean: hell even Albert Wuchie would stand a chance against Terry!

(Nemesis picks up Terry again, but this time sets him between his legs, and picks him onto his shoulders, but then hits an aeroplane spin on Terry, but makes Nemesis a little dizzy)

Dean: maybe that wasn’t too wise seeing as against wasters like this Terry Pattern here there isn’t any point getting dizzy!

Will: we’ww see as this match progresses!

(Nemesis is quick to respond to his brief dizzy spell, and cockily walks over to Terry who still lies on the mat, and makes a cocky one footed cover for referee Brownlow to make the cover)

ONE…….

Dean: It’s inevitable now!

TWO……..

Will: such diswespect fow Tewwy Pattewn here!

(Nemesis lifts his foot up breaking the cover, and waves his finger at the referee who then yells at him that he should have taken the count)

Will: Wiww that decision not to take the cover come back to haunt Nemesis?

Dean: Yea right look who he’s fighting!

(Nemesis once again picks up Terry, and sends him into the ropes again, this time Nemesis kicks Terry in the mid-section, and hits….)

Will: X marks the Spot - Power bomb into X-factor (on smackdown 2 ps1 game)

Dean: It’s over know!

(referee Brownlow makes the cover, as Nemesis makes the cover by placing his little finger over Terry, and picking the nose with a finger on the other hand!)

ONE…….

Will: What awwogance, Nemesis is picking his nose whiwe he makes the cover!

TWO………….

Dean: what a comedic legend this guy must be WOOO HOOOOO!

THREE……

(Ding Ding)

Will: and that’s that bowt done and dusted here!

(Nemesis removes the finger from his nose, and whipes it on the patterned clothing of Terry then Nemesis stands over the top of him, and taunts him and starts to hit a flurry of mounted rights to the head of Terry)

Will: what a Disgwace Nemesis had alweady won the match!

Dean: haha this guy is smart he knows how to make his mark in the booking committees office!

(From out of nowhere seemingly comes Deacon Kane, he taps Nemesis on his shoulder and the Heavyweight Champ grabs hold of Nemesis around his throat and brings Nemesis down unceremoniously onto his back with a giant choke slam, and Deacon let’s out a lour ROAR)

Will: Deacon Kane the GZW Heavyweight Champion, what is he doing out here?

Dean: Who Cares? Look what he is doing in the ring, and besides he’s the Heavyweight Champion he can do whatever he likes!

(Deacon kane picks up Nemesis and then tosses Nemesis out of the ring, he then picks up Terry, and throws him in the same direction, and lets out another loud ROAR)

Dean: Deacon Kane has just emptied the ring!

Will: But here comes Smooth!

(Running down the rampway comes Smooth Operator Billy Bond the man with a World title shot on Crimson, Smooth slides into the ring, Deacon charges at Smooth looking for a clothesline, and both men go to the opposite ropes. Smooth hooks his arms on the top rope stopping him from bouncing back. Deacon bounces back, and Smooth takes Deacon over the top rope using Deacons own body weight and backbody drops him over the top rope)

Will: Smooth, is here to show Deacon just what he is aww about, and that even though Deacon has beaten him in the past he is no push over!

Dean: Damn Smooth Legs, he should have had them waxed ages ago, but wormed his way out of that!

(Smooth follows up the backbody drop with a plancha over the top rope, but Deacon catches Smooth, and sends Smooths neck over the top of the security rail, causing Smooth to cling to his throat)

Will: Ouch I bet that hurt!

Dean: everything Deacon gives out is painful!

(Deacon steps over the security rail with one giant step, and bring Smooth over for a vertical suplex, but Smooth slides down the back, and then begins to battle back, the tow begin to battle back and forth through the crowd as the fans in attendence go wild)

Dean: aww heww has bwoken woose here, and Smooth has a match water on tonight against Novacaine!

Will: That shouwd be one heww of a match on Crimson if this has anything to go by!

------------- Commercial ------------

----------------- Backstage ---------------

(In the backstage area Pride consisting of Maxx Pain, Justin Sharp, and El Gambit are stood around a corner they look to be planning something, when suddenly they pick up steal chairs that are leaning against a wall, and Maxx counts to three, they jump frm around the corner and level Manic Depression, and Dice Morgan over there heads)

Maxx: How’s it feel to be screwed with brother?

(Mazz rattles his steal chair over the head of his brother Dice, and then smiles down at him)

Justin: looks like another win for Pride!

ElG: go to the ring I’ll keep these two debiluchos busy!

(Maxx and Justin walk out of the shot as El G stays were he is stareing down at the busted open bodies of Dice, and Manic)

**Backstage**

Pimp is shown walking out of his locker room. The big, pregnant Angel walks out and stops him.

Angel: Make sure they but jelly and mayo in that coffee!

Pimp: (Disgusted) EEW! OK!

Angel: UH! Have to use the restroom! Make sure they get the coffee right or I’ll go there myself!

Angel runs inside, holding her mouth. Pimp shakes his head and walks down the hall, out of view. Magic suddenly peers around the corner and sees Pimp gone. He grins psychotically. He approaches the door that says Pimp and steps inside. The scene closes from there.

----------------- Commentary Table ------------------

Will: Oh my, Pwide has just taken out two members of WMCB, what’s going to happen next? I can’t see WMCB taking this wying down.

Dean: true, but Pride had a point to make around here, about what they are all about, and I guess that was a great start!

---------------- Maxx Pain/ Justin SharpVs Manic Depression/ Dice Morgan ---------

Will: and here we are now weady for the second match of the night, but after what we have just seen backstage can you weawwy see Manic, and Dice making it out here?

Dean: as much as I like Manic and Dice, I can’t say that I can see them coming out here tonight, they would have to get past El Gambit first, and I’ll tell ya for nothing that that isn’t an easy job to do

(“My Way” by Limp Bizkit comes on the titan-tron, and out comes Maxx Pain, and Justin Sharp, they come to the ring. Maxx has referee Adam Lowe around the scruff of his neck, Maxx, and Justin get to the ring and toss the referee in)

Will: This is just dastardwy they are know buwwying a weferee!

Dean: Hey, they have to make sure they get the win!

(Maxx gets into the ring, and tells the ref to ring the bell, but Referee Lowe shakes his head NO, Maxx gets angry, and Justin threatens to thump him, and he still doesn’t ring the bell, Maxx now begins to choke out the referee until the ref finally gives in and calls for the ring bell to begin the match)

Will: That isn’t wight he’s choking out a ref until he gives him his way, Maxx has weawwy turned into a buwwy watewy.

Dean: ahaha I like this attitude of Pride, reminds me a little of WMCB, But I guess they have got one over on them tonight.

(The referee starts the ten count, counting out Manic, and Dice)

Ref: 1…….2……….3…….4…….5……..6…….7 ……..8…….9…… TEN!

(ding Ding)

Will: I can’t bewieve this Maxx, and Justin have just won by countout!

Dean: hey a wins a win!

(suddenly on titan-tron comes the scene of El Gambit laying in boots to Dice, and Manic who lie motionless on the floor, but from behing him come Epic, and Eclipse. Eclipse I wielding a briefcase, and rams it to the head of El Gambit knocking El Gambit to the floor, and busting El G open. In the ring Maxx, and Justin are holding there heads)

Will: I guess WMCB, are getting the wast waugh here tonight then!

Dean: Oh well I like both teams, so It doesn’t bother me!

(Maxx and Justin begin to run backstage, to try and help out there fellow Pride member El Gambit.)

---Back in Pimp’s locker room---

Angel steps out of the bathroom, patting her mouth down with toilet paper. She is blinded by the darkness of the room. She looks on in confusion and makes her way to the front door where the light switch is. She flicks the lights on. Magic is shown towering over her, unnoticed. Angel sighs. Magic suddenly cups her mouth and pulls her close to him. She tries to scream through his hand but he motions his mouth towards her ear.

Magic: Now, now Angel. We wouldn’t want to stress you out. You know what stress can do to a baby.

Magic glides his hand across her stomach. Angel lets a tear drop from her eye. Magic sees it, wipes it up with his free hand. He licks the teardrop and grins.

Magic: The taste of fear, it is so pleasurable. Now Angel, you are probably thinking why I am doing this, why I would want to do this to you. Angel, dear, you are part of the cause. Didn’t I say those who laid a finger on my wife would pay? I believe it was you who also laid a finger on my precious Steph. Am I wrong? NO! Angel, it isn’t my fault I have to do this. It is your fault for being a loved one of Pimp. But I am not a monster to do such a thing to a pregnant bitch, would I? Lets find out shall we.

The scene cuts over to T-rex walking down the halls. He passes a monitor showing Magic with his wife Angel. T-rex looks on in shock then runs down the halls. He goes from locker room to locker room. The scene cuts back to Magic and Angel.

Magic: Poor Angel, no Pimp to save you now huh? Your brother is now occupied with your wantings. Hey, this brings me to a point. Who exactly is the father of your baby? HM? Maybe we should, HA, cut you open and see whom it resembles!

The door suddenly bursts open. T-rex stands in the doorway with a look of pure anger on his face. Magic looks at Rex and smiles.

T-Rex: Drop her NOW!

Magic: Awe, does Rex still have feelings for the woman who lied and cheated on him?

T-Rex: Sean, drop him!

Magic: OOH! Using my first name. I guess I have too.

Magic drops Angel. Angel quickly crawls to Rex and grabs onto his leg. Magic looks at Angel and grins.

Magic: My works done here. Fear is the first step to everything. Take care, oh and I’ll see you Sunday, Nathan. Angel, I’ll see you around also.

Magic again grins and walks out of the room. Angel gets back to her feet and looks at T-Rex looking down at her.

Angel: Uh… Uh… Thanks, Nathan.

T-Rex: Your welcome. Tell Pimp to keep a better eye on you.

Angel looks deep into Rex’s eyes.

Angel: You still love me don’t you?

T-Rex: At least I have a heart.

Without another word said T-Rex walks out of the room, looking down at the ground. Angel looks on with another tear dropping from here eye. She shuts the door and the scene cuts back to the commentating booth.

----------------- Commercial -------------

------Commentary Table------

Will: wewcome back after that bweak, and we have awweady had an action packed night, but there is still more to come after the first two expwosive matches!

Dean: and It’s about to explode once again in a lumberjack match. I love these match, anyone of the Lumberjacks couwd take it upon themselves to beat down, the competitors in the ring.

Will: Commentating on this match is yet again me and Dean, so we’ll get wight down to the match!

Dean: Hey yo tonight has been the Will ‘n’ Dean show!

Will: weww in the wast two matches we’ww be handing them over to the teams of the Wuchies, and Biwwy and Jennifer!

Dean: I think some one finally got wise this week, no Siu and or Jackie this week either!

-------- Goldeneye/Chains Vs “The Downfall Rebellion/Jake MacKinnon -------

--------------- Tag-Team Lumberjack match --------------

Will: Hewwo, now it’s time for us to get down to this Extwrme Wumberjack tag-team match, somewhat of a unique concept here!

Dean: Yea I haven’t seen a lumberjack match for a while should be interesting to see who comes out on the outside, and what impact this could have on all of the guys competing in the ring. However let that not fool anybody to the fact that Rebellion and Jake Mackinnonare obviously going to win!

Will: such diswespect for those who the fans are going to cheer for, dispite Chain’s actions in the week, Goldeneye will be the one getting the fan support!

Dean: Why didn’t they make it a handicap three on one against Goldeneye?…. Oh wait I know the answer to that one, there would obvious winners then

(“Training Dogs” by the Cooper Temple Clause begins to play on the PA system, and outcome the lumberjacks for the match, first out is Dameon and Hades the Fiery’s, and followed by Mooncat Celestia L’Yark, Nathaniel Davis, and Sho Murakame. Following them comes out Epic and Eclipse, behind them is Team Supreme Malcolm “Superfly” Hodges and Logan “Bigger Than Life” Phlash, and the college Boys Bret Wellington III , and Rick Samson. Another group behind them It’s BattleCry, Kombat, Desecrator, Albert Wuchie, and Happy Sumo. Behind them follow two tag-teams who glare at each other as they walk down to the ring they are The Storm Riders Outlaw Wales, and Prey, and Endangered Species Elijah Threatt, and Joseph “Lost Soul” Synger accompanied by “Sexy Bitch” Devotion)

Will: this wooks wike this could explode at anytime, I mean wook at aww the Tag-Teams competeing for the tag gowd out here.

Dean: Tag Teams? You weirdo, I can’t take my eyes off that piece of ass Devotion, you reckon shes free tonight?

(“Bombshell” by Powerman 5000 begins to play on the PA system, and out comes Goldeneye who is met by a loud Fan Fravourite pop from the crowd, Goldeneye stops at the top of the rampway, and “Click Click Boom” by Saliva begins to play on the PA system, and outcomes Chains who is met by a mixed reaction from the crowd but what is mainly boos. Goldeneye offers the hand to Chains on the rampway, but Chains just knocks into him with his shoulder as he makes his way down to the ring)

Will: This Goldeneye I wike he sure seems wike a good spowtsman.

Dean: yea but Chains is clever he knows not to shake hands with a man like him, after all many a sneak attack comes from handshakes! Clever move by Chains!

(“Rebellion” by Jeanluc begins to Play on the PA system, Rebelion just looks to the ring and points at Chains and Goldeneye in the ring. Reb then points to his eye and motions as if he is squashing something to him)

Dean: I guess Rebellion is going to squeeze the eye out of Golden eye, and then he’ll be just golden! Or Golden wonder! Hehehe

Will: haha very funny Dean!

Dean: that’s D to the izz N to you Will.

(Tattered and Torn by Slipknot begins to play on the PA system Jake MacKinnon appears and walks down the rampway, but stops as he get’s to the ring and sees Rebellion following him down to the ring)

Will: and here goes!

(Referee MgHerby calls for the bell, and it’s Rebellion and Chains who kick the match off, as Referee restrains Goldeneye from beginning the match)

Dean: Hey ref let Goldeneye start I want to see him torn apart by Rebellion!

(Rebellion and Chains lock up Rebellion gets the bet of it forcing Chains back to an empty corner, and smacks him across his chest with a thunderous chop (a la Ric Flair) as the fans go WOOOOO)

Will: Rebellion getting the early advantage here!

Dean: of course WOOOOOOO!

(Rebellion whips Chains across the ring, and follows up like a steam train, but gets de-railed as Chains in the corner gets his boot up, that connects with the jaw of Rebellion. Chains jumps up to the middle rope, and as the “Downfall” turns around knocks him to the canvas with a forearm)

Will: Chains turning the momentum around now!

(Chains points to the outside where the StormRiders Wales and Prey are, and throws Rebellion out over the top rope towards the StormRiders who are still being distracted by Endangered Species who are arguing with each other, and Rebellion knocks down Outlaw Wales as he lands on top of him)

Dean: WHOA Wales just got taken out by a falling out of the ring Rebel there.

Will: I guess that’s what he get’s for not paying attention to the match that is going on in the wing!

(Prey takes objection to Rebellion who just fell on top of his partner and picks him up and drives his back into the security rail as Chains laughs inside the ring. Referee jumps to the outside trying to get Prey off Rebellion)

Will: the wef getting in there and doing his job now. Pwey shouwd be throwing Webellion back in the wing, not beating him up!

Dean: Carnage on the outside! WOOOOOOO HOOOOOOO

(In the ring as ref MgHerby is on the outiside comes Jake who executes two german suplex followed by a third release German suplex. Sho Murakame now dives into the ring and gets into Jakes face about interfereing the way he has just done…. ILEGALLY!)

Will: Jake taking the opportunity to take advantage of Chain’s laughing at Rebellion!

Dean: yea but now Murakame the Lightning Bug want’s to get involved with this now Jake beat his little Peace Keeping arse!

(Jake seemingly apologises to Murakame ad holds his hands up, and as Murakame turns around accepting Jakes apology Jake dropkicks him on the back of his head that knocks Mrs M’s little boy to the outside, and now Jake begins to laugh at Murakame)

Will: Such diswespect to what Sho bewieves in by Jake!

Dean: ahahaha gotta love that Russian born attitude of his!

(Back on the outside the referee finally gets Prey to stomping a mudhole in Reb, but what he doesn’t see is both Elijah Threatt and Joseph “Lost Soul” Synger Endangered Species taking the opportunity to double team Wales, They whip him into the steal steps with a CRASH, and Prey turns around as the ref finally has pulled him off, and is taken down with a double clotesline by the bash brothers of wrestling, s Devotion applauds her boys)

Will: I think it’s exploding already in this match!

Dean: yea but you have got to love it!

(Endangered Species signal the belt signs to the crowd as in the ring Jake and Chains are exchanging rights and lefts. On the outside again Epic and Eclipse of What Money Can Buy take exception to Endangered Species taunt of them, and smack the belts over the heads of Endangered Species and “Sexy Bitch” begins to scream a little and throw a tantrum that “her boys” have been taken out by the champs)

Will: Epic and Ecwipse now getting invowoved with that tag teams battwing on the outside.

Dean: yea and the tag team division has really been heating up lately and have already seen it explode a few times could it happen again right now?

(Almost on cue Nathaniel Davis jump round the corner and starts to do battle with Epic and Ecliplse, but is double teamed out of it as the two execute a con-belt-toe maneuver (exchange chairs for belts), that knocks Nathaniel down on the rampway)

Will: this destruction is howwible just wook at the bodys on the opposite side of the wing!

Dean: Beautiful isn’t it?

(In the ring Chains has finall got the better of Jake, but Rebellion the legal man has re-couperated, and rolls Jake up in a small package)

ONE……

Will: another distracted wrestler gets the advantage taken off him!

TWO…..

(Kickout)

Dean: it wasn’t enough to keep Chains down!

(Sho Murakame is finally getting up from being thrown over the top rope, gers to his knees but either side of him are the College Boys Samson and Wellington drinking beer who take there beer cans and crack them over the head of the man formerly known as “Firefly”)

Will: damn those two College boys, ho do they think they are taking out Sho when he’s feeling the effects of landing on his head on the outside

Dean: I guess Sho won’t join in with the College boys saying OWWWWWW beer, but instead he’ll be saying OWWWWWWW headache! Hehe#

(Mooncat comes to the rscue of Sho, and fights off Samson of the College boys and they begin to exchange rights and lefts, Sho is up to his knees again and he and Wellington begin to exchange rights and lefts. Simultaneously Bret and Rick lift there knees up in to the breadbaskets of the Mooncat and Murakame, but Sho, and Mooncat look at each other and give chase to the two college boys through the crowd)

Will: I wouldn’t wike to be the Cowwege boys if those two catch up with them!

Dean: and now at ringside there are four less Lumberjacks to enoforce the rules of this match

(Epic and Eclipse look at the carnage by the rampway then laugh and make there way up the rampway)

Will: down to six wess wumberjacks now!

Dean: Yes, but how many of those are stiww standing?

Will: ten if you count Devotion!

Dean: yea but one of them is Wuchie, and another one of them is Happy Sumo! Are you really going to count those?

(In the ring all hell has already began to break loose as Chains is being double teamed by Rebellion, and Jake, but now Goldeneye comes in and get’s involved. Goldeneye clotheslines Jake over the top ropes, and then him, and Chains whip Rebellion over the rope, and deliver a flatjakck to him that takes Red over the top rope, and takes down the Fiery’s with him. Hodges and Phlash the Supreme team help him up, but Reb pushes them off they then tak exception to it and start to beat down on Reb. Now Endangered Species who have now re-couperated, and the StormRiders come over and get involved as do the rest of the lumberjacks and all hell breaks loose on the outside)

Dean: It’s erupted!

Will: Like a volcano!

(In the ring Goldeneye offers Chains a handshakem once again, but Chains kicks Goldeneye in the gut and delivers a powerbomb to Goldeneye before leaving the ring, to the back. Jake now crawls back into the ring, and makes the cover)

ONE….

Will: Cains just took out his partner!

TWO…

Dean: so would I if I had to team with Golde Eye a james Bond wannabe!

THR.. (Kickout)

(Jake holds his head in his hands in disbelief that Goldeneye kicked out, Chains turns around to see that his partner kicked out, but continues to walk backstage)

Will: Chains has left Goldeneye high and dry here!

(Jake picks uyp Goldeneye nad whips him into the ropes, and then delivers using Goldeneyes own momentum delivers a spinbuster into a cover)

ONE……

Dean: Now Jake has it!

TWO…….

Will: couwd it be?

THREE…..

Will: NO Goldeneye kicked out again!

Dean: damn that Golden boy!

(Jake picks up GE again. And whips GE once again, this time GoldenEye bonces off the ropes, and Jake bends down looking for a back body drop, but ducks to early , and GoldenEye counters by jumping and twisting his body in mid air and hits…..)

Will: “Blackout” – Standing Hooking Heel kick into a Reverse Fame Asser – GoldenEye does the spinning heel kick hitting the opponent just below the jaw, hooks the leg around the opponent’s neck, and drops him down for the reverse Fame Asser.

(Golden Eye hooks the leg as referee MgHerby makes the cover)

ONE……

Dean: NOOOO Goldeneye can’t get the win!… somebody stop it!

TWO…….

Will: thanks o the referee we wiww end up with a winner here!

THREE……

(Ding Ding Ding)

Dean: he kicked out!

Will: I think you must have been seeing things there Dean!

----------- Commercial ------------

------------- Commentary Table ----------

Will: another expwosive match just happened there, WOW Lumberjack Mania

Dean: an all out brawl I loved it!

Will: you would, you seem to wike to see people get hurt, I don’t that’s vewy mean of you Dean!

Dean: Hey that Mr Multi-Talented One to you fool!

Will: weww we’ww hand hand it over to the Wuchies now, to take what was the scheduled TV title defence of Ew Gambit before he wost the titwe to Desecwator at the first ever ring of honour!

Dean: Hey why did Alex Hunt present the awards?, I should have presened them, I’m much more admirable than him!

Will: without futher interruption take it away Albert and Jessica Wuchie!

Dean: Hey Jessicas HOT you think she’ll take a ride with me? Or swap with you?

------------------ El Gambit Vs Adam Cage -----------

"Violent Mood Swings" by Stabbing Westwards hits speakers of the GZW coliseum. El Gambit makes his appearance at the top of the ramp. He has a sour look on his face while holding ONLY his the GZW Light-Weight Championship. El Gambit proceeds to walk down the ramp and to the ring. Gambit slides inside and holds his championship above his head. He quickly tosses it outside with an attitude. Gambit stands in the center of the ring, folds his arms and waits.

Jessica: El Gambit, that cutie, is looking quite angry tonight.

Albert: Yes, he lose TV title to Desecrator on Ring of Honor night.

Jessica: I sucks, I know. But at least he has the cutie mad face on.

Jessica stands up from her seat and smiles at Gambit, blowing him a kiss. Gambit doesn’t notice so she sits back down. “Cocky” by Kid Rock is next to hit the speakers. Adam Cage waists no time and runs to the ring. Gambit quickly begins to beat down AC with kicks to the back. He picks up Adam and sends him into the ropes. Once he bounces back Gambit jumps off the ground with a dropkick below the chin of AC. Gambit picks AC back up and tosses him out the ring. Adam lands on the mat with an echoing thud. Gambit walks to the turnbuckle and takes a seat (Think Eddie Gurerro). The ref begins to count AC out.

One…

Two…

Three…

Four…

AC gets back to his feet.

Five…

Six…

Adam rolls into the ring slowly. Gambit gets back off the turnbuckle and goes for Adam. Adam suddenly drops Gambit down with a drop toehold. Gambit lands throat first onto the bottom rope. Adam gets to his feet and lays a few kicks to Gambit’s back. He picks up the former TV Champ and sends him into the turnbuckle. AC follows closely behind and squashes him with a turnbuckle splash. Gambit lands on his but (Think the setup for Bronco Buster or Stink Face). AC looks down at him and runs to the opposite end of the ring. He runs down at Gambit and knees him right in the face! AC pulls Gambit into the middle of the ring and goes for the pin.

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Jessica: My man kicked out!

Albert: That move have to make you think otherwise about he face!

Jessica: Naw, nothing can ruin that face of beauty!

AC lifts Gambit to his feet and hits him with some forearms. He whips Gambit into the ropes. As he comes back AC lays down stomach first. Gambit jumps over and bounces off the other ropes. AC now jumps over with a leapfrog and Gambit goes under. Gambit puts the breaks on and waits for AC. Adam turns around and is kicked in the mid-section and dropped down with a DDT. Gambit goes for a pin.

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Kickout by Adam Cage. Gambit forces Adam to his feet and leads him to the turnbuckle. He tosses AC’s head into the top turnbuckle. Gambit tosses AC into the turnbuckle and begins to kick him numerously. Gambit gets tired of the same move and picks AC back up. AC some how pushes Gambit down, grabs his legs then catapults him into the turnbuckle. Gambit staggers around and is met with a huricanranna by AC. Gambit gets to his feet, but dizzy from flipping. AC runs at Gambit and executes a spinning heel kick. AC is now worn out from the recent punishment. The two begin to stir around. AC is first to his feet but Gambit follows closely behind. The two face each other and quickly start to exchange blows. Punches are seen from but men but Adam stops it with a knee to the stomach of Gambit. AC locks Gambits in a suplex and snaps him over his head.

Albert: What a quick suplex from Adam.

Jessica: Is that legal?

Albert: Jess, I even use that move!

Adam gets off of Gambit and drops down with a few elbows to the sternum. AC goes for a pin.

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Kickout. Adam picks Gambit to his feet and sends him into the ropes. Once Gambit comes back Adam goes to elevate him with a back body drop. Gambit kicks Adam in the face before he could do so. Gambit looks at Adam with disgust and kicks the back of his leg. Adam falls to one knee. Gambit follows with a hard kick to the back of Adam’s head. AC gets back to his feet while Gambit taunts him. Once up Gambit jumps off the ground and plants AC with a plancha. Gambit hops off of AC and bounces off the ropes. He comes back towards AC and looks for a seton flip (A la RVD) but Adam rolls out of the way. Gambits land right on his back. AC crawls to the ropes and gets to his feet. Gambit struggles to his feet. AC then runs at Gambit and takes him down with a crescent sidekick.

Jessica: Hey! Quit aiming for his face!

Albert: AC no showing mercy to Gambit.

The former TV champ gets back to his feet. AC looks at him with a “ready-to-kill” look. AC runs at Gambit and almost connects with The End (Gore/Spear) but Gambit moves out of the way. Gambit turns around and is hit by The End!

Albert: How did he hit that!?

Adam goes for the pin.

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Justin Sharp: Hey Adam Cage!!!

Adam gets off of Gambit to see Justin Sharp and Maxx Pain standing at the top of the ramp. Adam stands by the ropes and looks down at the two, taunting them his way. The two slowly make their way down the ramp. The ref slides outside of the ring and stands in front of the Pride members. Adam Cage continues to taunt them. Gambit is shown rolling outside of the ring and searching under the apron. Cage is occupied with Pride. Gambit rolls inside the ring and taps Cage on the shoulder. El Gambit whacks his famous cosh across AC’s head! Maxx Pain points inside the ring. The ref looks to see Gambit going for the pin. He slides in and counts.

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Jessica: My man wins it! Yahoo!

Albert: Gambit big fat cheater! Me no like him much.

Jessica: Wonder why Pride helped Gambit though!

Gambit rolls outside of the ring and grabs his Light-weight Championship. He staggers up the ramp holding the gold. Maxx and Justin look on in great approval as the scene cuts to commercial.

**Commercial Break**

---------------- Commentary Table -----------

Will: weww great to see El Gambit, and Adam Cage going at it!

Dean: yea yea yea, Damn that Jessica looks hot! Hey Jessica if you’re listening do you fancy being Played-a-live by the “Multi-talented Commentator”/

Will: Is that aww you ever think about?

Dean: BIG WHUP!

Will: anyway it’s time for the main Event take it away Biwwy and Jennifer!

Dean: how come they get the main event? Something in the backstages must have got muddeled up, everone knows I should be doing the main Event!

---------***MAIN EVENT***---------

-------Smooth Operator Vs Novacaine -------

[“Smooth Operator” by Sade begins to play throughout the arena as the fans go crazy at the sight of “Smooth Operator” Billy Bond. He makes his way down the ramp giving low fives to the fans before sliding into the ring and pulling on the top rope to loosen up.]

[“Youth Of The Nation” by P.O.D is next to play as Novacaine darts down the ramp to a chorus of boos from the crowd. He slides into the ring and heads right for Smooth.]

Billy: Finally the talent has arrived.

[Novacaine spears Smooth to the ground and begins to pound away on him as the ref begins to count and yells at him to break it. Nova stops punching him and goes to choking him right in front of the ref. The ref yells at him once again to break it and he does as he’s told as Billy Bond climbs out of the ring for a breather.]

Billy: Look at that waster run.

Jennifer: Shove it Billy.

[Bond climbs back into the ring and Nova is quick to jump him before he can get up. Nova lifts Bond to his feet and whips him into the corner with force. Nova charges in but Bond lifts his feet up and kicks Nova in the chops squarely. Bond fires out of the corner and nails Nova with a bulldog then rolls him over and pins him.]

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[Nova kicks out as Bond slams his fist on the mat. Billy lifts Nova to his feet and shoots him into the ropes and nails him with a tilt a whirl backbreaker into a pinning combination.]

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Jennifer: Close call there.

[Billy lifts Nova to his feet and pounds away on his lower back. Billy shoots Nova into the corner and charges in driving a shoulder into his midsection. Nova stumbles out of the corner allowing Billy to get behind him and lock in a Tazzmission style sleeper. Nova fights to get free but only makes the situation worse. Billy lays down on his side and applies more pressure as Nova tries to reach for the ropes but is stuck in the middle of the ring.]

Jennifer: It’s over.

Billy: He ain’t tapped yet.

[Nova slings his elbow back and nails Billy in the side of the head causing him to release the hold.]

Billy: Told ya.

[Billy gets to his feet as Nova gets to his feet as well. The two men exchange rights and lefts in the middle of the ring but Nova gains the upper hand with several consecutive right hands. Billy ducks one and Nova nails the ref squarely in the jaw knocking him out of the ring.]

Jennifer: There goes another ref.

[Nova spins around and nails Bond with a massive closeline that knocks him to the ground hard. Suddenly out of the back with a sledgehammer in hand Magic comes storming down the ramp. He slides into the ring and nails Nova with the hammer but he simply shakes it off and eyes Magic. He rears back and nails him once again with the hammer but it simply drops him to a knee. Magic eyes the sledgehammer before bouncing off the ropes and charging in nailing Nova with the sledgehammer again knocking him to the ground in a heap.]

Billy: Magic just laid out Novacaine. He cheated.

Jennifer: I agree with you.

Billy: Do huh?

[Billy crawls over and makes the cover on Nova as Magic slides the ref back into the ring to make the slow count.]

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[The bell sounds as Billy slides out of the ring as “Smooth Operator” kicks back in. He makes his way back up the ramp as Novacaine sits up in the middle of the ring and eyes Magic and Billy.]

Jennifer: Freaky.

Billy: What an odd man. I like him.

Jennifer: You would.

Billy: What?

Jennifer: We’ll see you next week folks.