Presents

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07 May 2002

Explosions ignite into the Coliseum air as “Timebomb” by Godsmack rips the airwaves signaling another Tuesday Crimson. The Zero-tron swirls to life with the letters “GZW 2K1” as the capacity crowd is on their feet. The camera pans the Coliseum showing the various banners, signs, and posters. A fan’s poster reads, “The Psycho Mantis doesn’t stand an extreme chance against Complete Chaos!!” Another sign states, “Will Have Sex For Fallout: Zero Hour Tickets!!”

Pike: Welcome to another Tuesday Crimson wrestling world! I’m Memphis Pike, play-by-play commentator and always by my side doing the color commentary is the incomparable…

Hunt: Alexander “ Love Doctor” Hunt! Mr. Hunt if you’re nasty!

Pike: Tonight looks to be another great show as not only do we have live action but several rebroadcast matches from Friday Travesty which took place in Glascow, Scotland!

Hunt: What in the hell is GZW doing over there?

Pike: Well in order to treat our international viewers to live GZW action as well as warm them up for May 28^th when Fallout: Zero Hour manifest itself from the Hampden Arena in Glascow!

Hunt: As long as I don’t have to wear a skirt!

Pike: That’s a kilt, Hunt! Anyway, let’s get right into the first match from the special Friday Travesty!

---“Mr. Risky Business” vs. “Money Maker” Dicer Morgan (rebroadcast from Friday Travesty from Glascow, Scotland)---

Will: Wewcome fight fans to a special Fwiday Night Twavesty fwom the Hampden Awena in Glascow, Scotland, we are weady for the opening bowt here between Epic Mazur formerwy of WMCB, and Dice Morgan currentwy of WMCB!

Dean: that’s only because Epic started making demands, to Seth Richards. Seth Richards is the man that brought Epic ALL of his success, and then his ungrateful arse started making wild demands, how dare he be so demanding!

Will: what do you mean? Epic was something before he joined WMCB, infact he was a nice human being, WMCB made him not a nice man.

Dean: yea that’s why WMCB brought him success!

Will: how you work that one? the wecords show that he had equaw amounts of success with and without WMCB, he hewd the tag-titwes on two seperate occasions once recentwy with “Bad Attitude” Ecwipse, and once with Diamond Swedge our “Anti-Bullying Powicy”

Dean: quit with the jiberish fool!

Will: anyway we’re set and weady for the two combatants to make there way down to the ring!

(“Aisha” by Death in Vegas begins to play on the PA system, but there is NO sign of Epic Mazur)

Will: ummm where is Epic?

Dean: being Lazy!, that damn lazy git doesn’t even appear for his job now! first off he was crap at this job, now he doesn’t even try!

Will: I don’t think that’s wight!

(“??” by ?? begins to play on the PA system instead and out comes “Money Maker” Dice Morgan, the fans begin to Boo the WMCB tag team title holder)

Dean: fans show some damn respect for a worthy champion!

Will: that’s somewhat questionable

(Halfway down the rampway the segment cuts to Epic Mazur lying in a hospital bed, a doctor then appears on screen)

Doctor: unfortunately Mr Mazur will be unable to fulfil his duties as a GZW employee this week, and quite a few weeks ahead.

(from the side of the doctor appears Charlotte Mr Mazur’s girlfriend, not seen since last summer when Epic teamed with Diamond Sledge.)

Charlotte: also, we received a letter of notice finding that Epics contract is up in the next couple of weeks, last TNC may have been the last time Epic is seen on GZW. We hope this is not so, but it has been said that we will be kept up to notice whether or not Epic will or Will not return!

(The titan-tron scene fades, and Dice Morgan looks pritty chuffed with himself at not having an opponent tonight. but as he turns around through the crowd behind him comes Elijah Threatt)

Will: No Epic, possibwy seen the wast we wiww ever see of him, and now one half of the bash bwothers of wrestling Ewijah Thweatt comes thwough the cwowd, and begins to beat on Dice Morgan what the meaning of this?

Dean: re-call TNC you remember what happened there with the Bash Brothers taking out Eclipse the man with the nickname “Bad Attitude”

(Elijah bat in hand whacks the knee of Dice Morgan, but then kicks Dice down the rampway down to the ring, when they get there, from the crowd also bat in hand comes the second Endangered Specie, Joseph “Lost Soul” Synger.)

Dean: WOW this is great! Endangered Species really making a mark on one half of the tag-team champions!

Will: this has spiwwed over from Crimson, where the Endangered Speceis openwy said that they wanted a shot at the tag champs!

Dean: they deserve a shot too!

(Running down the rampway now comes Manic Depression, and “Bad Attitude” Eclipse. Eclipse with chair in hand, and Manic with the old Clancy McClean style silver briefcase)

Will: here come the other two surviving members of WMCB!

Dean: how eclipse is here on tonight defies me, after the fall he took on Crimson! I guess Epic’s just a wimp!

(the other two member of WMCB, slide into the ring, but as they do, Endangered Species begin to back away, and they slide out of the ring)

Will: I don’t wike WMCB, but are the bash Bwothers chickening out?

Dean: Chickening out? it’s called wise tactics! if the choice of either getting a beating or walking away to fight another day came to me, then I think I would choose walking away!

(Manic, and Eclipse begin to tend to Dice, when in the crowd a man with Genre wrote on some dark sunglasses, but his face unseen, picks up his own seat, and belts it over the head of Joseph “Lost Soul” Synger)

Dean: what is that fan doing?

Will: I don’t know but wast month we saw a simiwary dwessed man in the back attacking some of the wower carders!

Dean: ah the jobbers! but Joseph isn’t a jobber what’s the meaning of this at all??

(The hooded man, going by the name “Genre” begins to run away from Elijah Threatt)

Dean: I don’t get this at all! so this Genres guy hits Joseph Synger with a chair, but when Elijah takes notice, of what happened he runs away I don’t understand. It’s not as though Elijah was even armed with a weapon!

Will: I’m not sure myself! maybe he just has a grudge on Joseph for some reason!

Dean: surely if you had a grudge on one, you would have a grudge on the other?

Will: beats me

(Genre runs down into the ring where he joins WMCB, Elijah begins to back off as he sees the odds mouted against him)

Will: this isn’t another member to WMCB is it?

Dean: ahaha I think it is! Seth is pure genius!

(Manic Depression is helping Dice up form his feet, and Dice is holding on for support. Manic and Dice leave the ring, but before “Bad Attitude” can leave the ring, Genre with his chair belts the chair across the head of Eclipse)

Will: twice in one week Ecwipse has been victim of an attack!

Dean: what? does this mean Eclipse and Genre have been swapped in WMCB? I just don’t understand!

Will: confusing isn’t it!

(Manic turns around, to See Eclipse laid out in the middle of the ring, as Genre pulls his black top off (a la Hulk Hogan) to reveal another black top that says “Representation” on it)

Dean: Representation I don’t get it!

Will: neither do I bewive me!

(Manic begins to run back to the ring, but Genre/Representation high tails it through the crowd)

Dean: again the armed man runs away what’s going on?

Will: I don’t know, aww I know is that the Genre/Representation guy is now a marked man, whoever he is!

Dean: I bet it’s Epic!

Will: I somewhat doubt that seeing as he’s lying in a hospital somewhere!

Dean: someone please explain what’s going on?

Will: weww now we’re moving on with the show that’s it from us tonight i’m afraid!

Dean: what’s this mysterious man problem!

***

---Announcer’s Table---

Pike: Look’s like a lot transpired in that first match from Travesty! The status of Epic Mazur with GZW is in question and this mysterious Genre or Representation laid out both Joseph Synger of Endangered Species and Eclipse of What Money Can Buy!

Hunt: I agree with Dean Fisher, I bet it’s Epic as this mysterious hooded man! He’s too much of a coward face WMCB Inc. face-to-face so he hides behind a hood! Coward I tell you!

---Backstage---

(The scene opens up with an “anti-Bullying” Policy poster on a wall, the camera zooms, out to reveal Diamond Sledge putting up the poster)

Diamond: I hope this does some good around here, having an anti-bulling Policy around here should hopefully should sort a few things up.

(Diamond looks at one of the posters)

Diamond: here we go, number one if you feel you’re being bullied please report it in our Bully Box, found at GZW headquarters found near the reception. Number two, please do not resolve this yourself by retaliation, this is also bullying by yourself, and you may be punished yourself because of it. Number Three if name calling is given directly to the person involved it IS bullying, and shall be addressed as bullying. That’s all for now, I hope these ideas do some good!

(Diamond pulls another poster from a bag on the floor)

Diamond: and while I’m here I might as well put up the rules and regulations!

Number ONE - No bullying

Number Two - No running in the corridors

Number Three - put rubbish in bins that includes chewing gum

That should do it for now, if anyone can think of any more to add to these policies and or the Rules and Regulations of GZW please feel free to contact me the new head of bullying here in GZW, then we can see about changing the rule and regulations after a meeting with personnel!.. Now have a nice day one and all, and remember DON’T BULLY!

(scene fades to black)

***

---Another part of backstage---

(Chris Sharp is shown walking backstage as the crowd cheers loudly, but as Chris rounds a corner he is attacked from behind by Justin Sharp who clips his leg and gets up and continues to run.)

Justin: Come on old man! You left before we got to play hide and seek when i was a kid! Let’s catch up!

(Justin takes off around the corner as Chris gets up and look like hes about to follow suit but then turns away and shakes his head in defiance. But as Chris begins to walk back towards his locker room a young boy walks by and shakes on Chris’s coat.)

Kid: Mr. Sharp... I saw what he did to you! Don’t chicken out please!

(Chris looks at the young boy and then look back towards where Justin ran off to.)

Chris: You know it could be a trap!

Kid: (Really Disappointed) Oh....

Chris: (Sighs) Allright! I’ll get him!

(Chris turns and runs off after Justin as the scene fades out.)

***

---Chains vs. “Outlaw” Wales---

Pike: Tonight, for our first Crimson match we will have the ongoing feud with the BrotherHood and the StormRiders! Both teams have already made a lot of noise here in the GZW concerning each other!

Hunt: Yeah, can you believe the BrotherHood going after the best tag team from HKWF? That punk Chains may have bitten off more than he can chew!

Pike: Chains is one bad man and he will take on the “HKWF Badd Bull” Outlaw Wales!

Prey and Outlaw Wales come out to the ring to “Hell’s Bells” by AC/DC and loud round of boos. Wales holds his nose high in the air, ignoring the fans while Prey goes to the announcers' table. Prey grabs a headset and joins the commentary team.

Hunt: Welcome Prey! Don't mind Donutboy! What brings you here to ringside?

Prey: I am here to support my partner Outlaw Wales.

Pike: That's all?

Preyy: And I also want to see this Chains up close. We have faced the BrotherHood on many occasions; one can never get enough information on an opponent.

“Click Click Boom” by Saliva plays on the speakers, introducing Chains. He comes down the aisle and slides into the ring. His forehead is bandaged. He goes over to the ropes and points to Prey.

Prey: Yeah? What? You are nothing more than a thug! I have already beat you in Scotland, now it’s my partners turn!

Hunt: Surprised that Chains isn’t out here with Kid Kaos!

Pike: Kid Kaos does have that big Triple Threat match for the Intercontinental Championship later on tonight!

As Chains is yelling at Prey, Outlaw comes from behind with a forearm to the back. Ref Bright starts the match. Outlaw lands a couple of chops to the chest and whips Chains to the ropes. Chains ducks a back elbow, bounces off the ropes and levels Outlaw with a clothesline. Outlaw gets up and Chains takes him over with a hiptoss. Outlaw gets up and begs off Chains. Chains comes in, but Outlaw gets a quick thumb to the eyes.

Pike: What a cheap move!

Outlaw rocks Chains' head with a series of European uppercuts. Outlaw then hits a sweet falling suplex. Outlaw then looks to the crowd, drawing heat from the fans.

Prey: These disrespectful fans! They wouldn't know good wrestling if it bit them!

Outlaw then snapmares Chains over and quickly applies a rear chinlock. The fans chant for Chains to get up. Chains gets to his feet and drives several elbows to the gut to break free. Chains bounces off the ropes for momentum, but Outlaw runs in with a knee to the gut, flipping Chains onto his butt. With Chains seated, Outlaw comes from behind and flips over with a snapping neckbreaker. Outlaw then poses in a Greek statue pose.

Pike: Outlaw Wales is not endearing himself to these fans here tonight!

Prey: That is because Wales is a real wrestler and today's American wrestling fans don't know jack about wrestling! Maybe if Wales wiggled his ear or did a silly dance, then the fans would cheer for him, right? Well the StormRiders don't need fans like that!

Outlaw lifts Chains to his feet and nails a double arm suplex. The cover by Outlaw, but Chains kicks out. Outlaw lifts up Chains and hits a belly to back suplex. Outlaw is calling for his Blackout (tombstone piledriver).

Prey: Finish him off Wales!

Outlaw has Chains’ head between his legs. He goes to lift him up, but Chains counters. Chains instead grabs Outlaw’s legs, lifts him up and hits a sidewalk slam. The crowd goes crazy. Chains lifts up Outlaw and unloads right hands. Whip by Chains, reversed by Outlaw. Wales drops his head and Chains capitalizes by nailing a DDT. Chains picks up Outlaw and whips him to the ropes. Chains follows up with a sloppy powerslam on the StormRider. Chains looks to the crowd and then goes up to the top turnbuckle.

Pike: He is going for his Oblivination (top rope shooting star press)!

Prey: Like hell he is!

Prey leaves the announcing table to get on the apron. He shakes the ropes causing Chains to lose his balance. He falls and gets crotched on the top turnbuckle. Outlaw recovers and goes up top. Outlaw hooks Chains, going for a superplex. But Chains blocks it. Chains fights out of it with some punches to the ribs. Chains then grabs Outlaw by the neck and shoulder and leaps off the top rope, nailing Outlaw with a top rope urinage.

Pike: Chocolate covered Dunkin’ Donuts!

The cover by Chains.

1…2…

Pike: Prey pulls Chains’ leg, breaking up the count!

Hunt: What great tag teamwork by the StormRiders!

Pike: But this isn’t a tag team match!

Chains gets up and pulls Prey by the hair onto the apron. Prey goes for a right hand, but Chains blocks it. Chains lands a thunderous right hand of his own knocking Prey off the apron. But Chains gets up and nails Chains from behind with a double ax handle to the back. Outlaw then chops away on the chest of Chains in the corner. Outlaw goes to whip Chains, but Chains reverses Outlaw back into the original corner, sandwiching Ref Bright and knocking him down.

Pike: There goes Ref Sonny Bright!

Hunt: The little pencil neck geek!

Chains hooks Outlaw and drops him on his head with a vicious belly to back suplex. Chains goes for the cover but there is no ref. Chains lifts up Outlaw and pummels him with punches. Meanwhile Prey grabs a chair from ringside. Chains whips Outlaw, but the Badd Bull reverses. When Chains hits the ropes, Prey blasts him with the steel chair in the back. Chains stumbles forward. Outlaw kicks him in the gut and sets him between his legs. Prey slides the chair into the ring. Outlaw hoists up Chains in a piledriver, and then drops him off onto the chair.

Pike: Blackout onto the cold steel chair! What a heinous act!

Outlaw then goes for the cover. Prey revives Ref Bright.

1…2…

Pike: Three! Outlaw Wales gets the win with a huge assist to Prey! Where in the world is Chains’ partner Kid Kaos?

The StormRiders stomp away on Chains while the fans boo the two assailants. Prey takes the chair and smashes it over the head of Chains. The StormRiders leave Chains a bloody mess in the ring while officials come out to tend to him.

Pike: Enjoy the moment while you can, StormRiders. Your time will come!

---Underground parking lot---

(Chris is shown running backstage out into the underground parking lot still looking for Justin.)

“HEY OLD TIMER!”

(Chris jumps as a crate crashes down beside him off of the transport behind him as he looks up and sees Justin smiling down at him cockily.)

Chris: To big of a coward to face your old man son?!

(Justin just smiles cockily and shrugs his shoulders before he disappears behind the transport and the chase continues as Chris runs after his son.)

***

---On the Zero-tron---

[The tune... "How You Remind Me" by Nickelback.]

#Never made it as a wise man#
#I couldn't cut it as a poor man stealin'#
#Tired of livin' like a blind man#
#I'm sick of sight without a sense of feeling#
#This is how you remind me#

Voice: You made sure I always felt like a spare wheel. An extra in your great scheme.

#This is how you remind me of what I really am#
#This is how you remind me of what I really am#

Voice: You never took me seriously, and with every win, I was causing an upset.

#It's not like you to say sorry, I was waiting on a different story#
#This time I'm mistaken for handing you a heart worth breaking#
#I've been wrong, I've been down, been to the bottom of every bottle#
#These five words in my head scream "are we havin' fun yet?"#

Voice: Yet you never stopped me. You couldn't. Because I loved this business and I still do.

#It's not like you didn't know that#
#I said I love you and I swear I still do#
#And it must have been so bad#
#Cause livin' with me must have damn near killed you#

Voice: Yes, I walked away. But sometimes you have to let go of the things you love to increase the desire to have them.

#This is how you remind me of what I really am#
#This is how you remind me of what I really am#

Voice: Yet my love for the business wasn't the only thing to grow. Your egos grew as well.

Voice: You think you're a new generation? A better one? I've never seen that, and I don't think I ever will. Perhaps your egos need a check.

#Never made it as a wise man#
#I couldn't cut it as a poor man stealin'#
#This is how you remind me#

Voice: Perhaps it's time I stepped back from the shadows.

#This is how you remind me#
#This is how you remind me of what I really am#
#This is how you remind me of what I really am#

Voice: Maybe what this place needs is a reminder of its roots.

Voice: Perhaps what you need is to be reminded of what this business is really about.

[As the tune fades, a black silhouette of a man appears on a bright yellow background.]

Voice: And I will remind you all...soon.

[The scene fades.]

***

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***

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***

---Backstage---

(The scene opens up with a man dressed in black, similar to the man seen earlier in the show with Genre and Representation. This time however only the word “Audience” is seen on his top. the man bursts into a locker room, there is Diamond Sledge the “Anti-Bullying Policy” there. Diamond looking only once before he is blasted with a steel chair over the head. Blood begins to trickle from the head of Diamond)

(Jeff comes onto the scene, and runs into the locker room)

Jeff: ummm Audience what is the meaning of this? and are you the same man that was seen earlier tonight?

(Audience just looks at Jeff, with no response except for dropping the steel chair, and leaving the scene of the crime)

Jeff: damn I thought I just got a major scoop!

(the scene fades and as it does it focuses in on Diamond who’s head is a bloody mess)

Jeff: and I guess this does nothing for Diamonds anti-bullying policy too!

***

---The chase continues---

(Chris is shown walking once again backstage; this time in back alley parking lot where limos are lined up for the GZW super stars. As Chris walks a clicking sound is heard which makes him stop and turn full around looking a little worried now.)

Chris: Come on out Justin! Stop being a coward! I didn’t raise a COWARD!

(Out of nowhere Justin runs up and spears his dad into one of the limos.)

Justin: You didn’t raise me at all!

(Justin gets right in his dads face as he smiles cockily, before scowling at his father and spitting right in his dads face!)

Justin: So how does it feel, to be outdone by your monster of a son?

(Justin stands up and smiles cockily but Chris swipes his feet and sends Justin to the ground as he pulls himself up and grabs Justin by the shirt, lifting him up above his head.)

Chris: You’re not my son!

(Chris then throws Justin into the side of a limousine and smashes out one the windows. But Justin refuses to stay down and leans up against the limo to pull himself up, blood on the side of his face now.)

Justin: I’m never gonna stop dad! You can beat me day in day out! I’ll always be here and I’ll never quit!

(Justin launches at Chris but Chris counters with a Spinebuster on the cement and then locks on a Sharp Lock on Justin as Justin moans in pain and tries to push out of it.)

Chris: Well come on son! Tap! Quit!

Justin: Fu.... FUCK YOU!

(Just as it looks like Justin is going to tap, out of nowhere runs Brian Sabre wielding a steel chair that he SMASHES over Chris’s head with a sickening thud! Dropping him on the spot and allowing Justin to slowly rise back to his feet.)

Justin: Good job man, old fucker never saw it coming!

Brian: It was a pleasure! But are you allright? That Sharp Lock must of hurt!

Justin: Well, at least something good came out of it... It made me realize that to get rid of him I’m going to have to make him tap! My Sharp Lock against his!

(Justin reaches down to grab Chris but people are heard running down the hall, and Justin and Brian turn around to see GZW’s faces all running to the rescue so they turn and run the opposite way as the scene fades on EMT’s checking on Chris Sharp for the second week in a row.)

***

---“El Gambit” Santiago DeTouwce vs. Symon---

Pike: What a showdown about to occur in this match! Two of the most skilled LightHeavyweight wrestlers in GZW are about to put on a highflying pure wrestling clinic!

Hunt: This will definitely be a hard one to cheer for! Maybe the two should just team up and become a great tag team!

“Black” by Sevendust introduces the always talking ex-IC Champion Symon. He makes his way to the ring wearing a replica LH Title around his waist. The fans laugh as Symon poses Bulk Bogan style.

Pike: Symon definitely knows how to work a crowd as well as wrestle in the ring! Following his loss of the Intercontinental Championship to Magic, Symon has been undefeated. But he has a tough task ahead of him in El Gambit here tonight!

El Gambit steps onto the entranceway as “Gimme” by Alice Cooper rocks the Coliseum. The ex-TV and LH Champ sneers at the booing crowd as he makes his walk down the rampway. A fan’s sign reads, “Watch your back El G, ‘cause T-Rex is going to get you!!”

Hunt: Last week El Geezy scared the bejeesus out of me when I thought he had turned into one of those goody goodies after the match with T-Rex against Pride!

Pike: El Gambit had everyone fooled until he clocked the Champion of the People clean in the face with that cosh!

The two men slowly circle each other as the match begins. They lock up. Symon ducks under and goes behind El G and applies a hammerlock. El G lands a couple back elbows to break free. El G bounces off the ropes, but Symon takes him down with a flying headscissors takedown. El G gets to his feet. Symon goes for a hiptoss, but El G blocks it and hits a hiptoss of his own. As Symon gets back up, El G charges in with a clothesline. But Symon ducks and nails El G with a dropkick. Both men hop up to their feet, glaring at one another. The crowd pops for the action.

Pike: The fans show respect for these two fine competitors!

Hunt: Like El Geezy cares what these debiluchos think!

The two men lockup once again. El G takes down Symon in an armdrag into an armbar. El G clamps on the hold. Symon gets to his feet. El G then whips Symon to the ropes and nails him with a back elbow. El G picks up Symon and drives several open-hand thrusts to the throat. El G chops away on Symon's chest in the corner. El G whips Symon into the opposite corner. El G charges in behind Symon. Symon hops on the top turnbuckle and executes a backflip over a charging El G. Symon grabs El G's waist from behind. Standing switch by El G. The Lone Wolf then hits a release German suplex on Symon.

Pike: Wow! What tremendous action here!

Hunt: How long you think before El Geezy loses it and whips out his cosh?

El G picks up Symon and takes him over in a crisp snap suplex. El G then applies a headscissor lock on Symon, cutting off his supply of oxygen. Symon struggles, but makes it to the ropes for a rope break. El G breaks the hold only after a five count. He lifts Symon to his feet and hits a gutwrench suplex. The cover by El G.

1…2…

Pike: Kick out by Symon!

Irish whip by El G. Symon bounces off the ropes and hits an avalanche hurricanranna on El G. Santiago gets up, but Symon nails him with a sweet flipping dropkick. Symon then clotheslines El G out of the ring.

Pike: Symon is going for something here!

Hunt: I was reading the latest edition of HotWire and I was wondering how much truth do you think it is that Symon is the lovechild of Sincere and Mrs. M?

Symon gets on the apron. El G gets to his feet. Symon kicks El G away. Then Symon hops on the middle rope and hits a corkscrew moonsault onto El G on the floor.

Pike: The fans are loving it!

Hunt: You think Sincere was loving Mrs. M though?

Pike: Hunt shuttup!

Symon gets to his feet and rolls El G back into the ring. Symon proceeds to beat down El G in the corner. Irish whip to the opposite corner by Symon. Symon charges in, but El G gets out of the way.

Pike: Symon's shoulder went right into the steel post!

El G capitalizes by hitting a high angle belly to back suplex. The cover by El G, but Symon kicks out. Irish whip by El G and the Lone Wolf hits a drop toehold onto the bottom rope. El G gets up and calls for...

Pike: He is going for the Barbary Drop! If he hits this, it could be all over!

Sun Fu has Ballistica up on his shoulders in a fireman's carry. Sun Fu spins Ballistica's body, but the Internet champ gets out of it and lands on his feet. Kick to the gut by Symon followed by an evenflow DDT. The cover by Symon.

1…2…

Kick out by El G! Symon sets up El G for a top rope hurricanranna.

Pike: Symon hits the spectacular move! The cover!

1…2…

Pike: Kick out by El Gambit again! What remarkable heart displayed by both men!

Both men get to their feet, fatigue setting in from the fast paced match. El G goes for an Irish whip, but Symon reverses it. Symon goes for a clothesline, but El G ducks it, bounces off the ropes and nails a spear.

Pike: What impact on the spear!

Hunt: What is that loser doing out here?

El G goes up to the top rope unaware that the GZW Enforcer has made his way down to ringside. Symon slowly gets to his feet. Before El G can attempt his Gibraltarsault (Essa Rios style moonsault) Rex yanks El G’s ankle down subsequently crotching El Hombre on the top turnbuckle.

Pike and Hunt: (in unison) OUCH!!

Rex smiles at El G before walking back up the rampway. Symon, ever the opportunist, pulls El G hard onto the mat and ascends the top turnbuckle. Without delay, Symon flips through the air landing on El G with a…

Pike: 450 Splash! This could be it!

1…2…

Pike: Three! Symon racks up another win!

Hunt: But with the help of that no good cheater T-Rex!

Pike: Turnabout is fairplay Hunt!

Symon rolls out of the ring, grabs his replica LH belt and raises it in the air as if it was the real thing.

---Behind the curtains---

Symon walks through the curtains entering backstage. As he comes out of them standing there is United Japan Wrestling’s Brian Sabre. The UJW Pride member claps mockingly as Symon stares at him.

Pike: We saw Brian Sabre on GZW Television last week talking to Justin Sharp!

Symon: What in the fuzzy naval do you want, Sabre? Surely you have not followed Symon’s lead to GZW?

Sabre: Of course not, Symon. Just here to deliver a small message from the GZW LightHeavyweight Champion Justin Sharp.

Symon: And what is tha…

Before Symon can finish with his question he is blasted in the back with a tremendous chairshot that crumples him to the floor.

Pike: Justin Sharp has just dropped Symon with a chairshot! What a coward!

Hunt: Hey, when you’re on top you have to whatever it takes to stay there!

Both Sabre and Sharp stomp on Symon who has curled up into a fetal position.

Sharp: Bow down to the LightHeavyweight King, little bitch!!

Sabre and Sharp walk off laughing leaving Symon laying in a puddle of blood.

Pike: Pure sickness!

Hunt: Sharp is a fair and equal king!

Pike: Up next is a first in the Extreme division as we view another match from Friday Travesty in Scotland!

---Extreme Match: Select Your Weapon Match: Chains vs. “Higher and Higher” Prey (rebroadcast from Friday Travesty from Glascow, Scotland)---

Rules: Each competitor must select five weapons of their choosing. Once decided, they will be placed on two tables at opposite sides of the ring. The object is to use each of the weapons they selected on their opponent and the first one to use each on the opponent wins.

Albert: We have unique match coming up next folks.

Jessica: Right you are Albert. Seems like Chains and Prey have selected their weapons and by the looks of things this match will be pretty damn bloody.

Albert: Lets run down line-up of weapons shall we?

The camera pans over to the table, which holds Chains choices. On the table is:

A lead pipe
A 15” Crowbar
A steel bike chain
A wooden 2x4
A shovel

The camera then cuts to another shot of Prey’s table. His selected weapons are:

A glass hand mirror
A wooden baseball bat
A kendo stick
A steel chair
Brass knuckles

Albert: There we have it!

Jessica: What are we waiting for? Lets get this brutality fest going!’

“Click, Click, BOOM!” by Saliva pounds the speakers as the fans rise to their feet as the former Extreme Champion, Chains makes his entrance. He walks down the ramp ignoring the reactions of the jam-packed crowd. He walks around ringside, looking at Prey’s table of weapons and grins. He picks up the wooden baseball bat and examines it as if to agree with it. He finally slides into the ring and prances around the ring, seeming to be warming up for his match.

Jessica: He looks to be ready for this match.

Albert: Chains no stranger or hater of extreme world.

“Hell’s Bells” by AC/DC rocks the arena as Prey comes into view at the top of the entranceway. He looks around the arena and gives the fans a somewhat look of disgust. He then looks at Chains standing in the ring. Prey just focuses on his opponent as he walks down the ramp. He slides into the ring, not breaking eye contact with the face-painted wrestler. Jasmine stands between the two and sees that they are ready. She calls for the bell and the match begins…

Jessica: Prey and Chains not wasting anytime locking up! Chains takes the stronger position though by applying a headlock on Prey. Prey reverses though, pushing Chains into the ropes!

Albert: WOW! You actually calling a match!

Jessica: I am trying to show Siu Ann my professionalism! She doesn’t believe that I am good enough to even compare to her scrawny ass, so I will have to prove it!

Albert: Please no talk about Siu Ann. She might be friend of Jackie and all, but me no like such pretty girl getting involved in dangerous sport.

Jessica: *Shocked* Why the hell are you being nice to her? She was actually glad El Gambit attacked you.

Albert: But you see the way she first reacted when I was attacked? She was upset with Jackie and I think she actually felt sorrow for me. And I go and call her names. That no like me.

Jessica: *Ignoring Albert* Prey has Chains down and is pummelling him with punches galore!

Prey picks Chains back to his feet after the assault. He guides his opponent to a nearby turnbuckle and slams his head into the padding. He proceeds to do a few more, but after the fifth one Chains gains strength to block it. Chains grabs Prey’s head and returns the pain by bashing his head into the top turnbuckle. The fans count along with each hit…

Fans: One… Two… Three… Four…

Chains then goes to the middle turnbuckle as the fans continue.

Fans: Five… Six… Seven… Eight… Nine…

For the last one he drives Preys face into the bottom turnbuckle, making the ropes rattle.

Fans: TEN!!!

Albert: These fans all into this match.

Jessica: And to think it just started.

Albert: Looks like Chains going for his first weapon.

With Prey out of it in the ring Chains rolls to ringside. He glances at his weapons, tying to decide on which he will use first. He selects the 2x4 and slides into the ring. Prey is slowly getting back up with Chains taunting him. Prey is up as Chains goes for the kill. Prey ducks the attempted shot by Chains. Chains turns around to be kicked in the midsection by Prey. Prey sends Chains into the ropes, 2x4 still in hand. Chains looks to hit Prey again with his weapon as he comes running back. Prey leaps off the ground, driving his heel into the 2x4, which bashes into Chain’s face!

Jessica: Dear God! Chains just got a taste of his own 2x4 there!

Albert: Prey know how to use his feet! Without his agility he could be out of match right now.

Prey gets back to his feet and lays a few kicks to Chain’s ribs. He then walks to the ropes and jumps to ringside by his table. He looks at his choices of weapons and picks up the kendo stick. He slides back into the ring and looks down at Chains with an evil stare. Prey slams the kendo stick into the mat as he waits for Chains to get up. Chains is slow to his feet. Prey does a few quick professional moves with the stick. Chains is to his feet. Prey goes for the strike, but Chains sticks out his forearm and blocks the shot. The echoing crack of the stick can be heard off of his arm. Chains squints his eyes in pain, but takes advantage and kicks Prey right in the groin. He drops down on his knees, cupping his private area.

Albert: That always a place you should keep protected.

Jessica: Um, yeah kids. Remember, protection is always first. Even I make sure my men are protected.

Albert: I mean wear cup while wrestling!

Jessica: Well, it goes both ways and both are VERY good lessons.

Albert: WAIT! Chains turn back on Prey and Prey get back to feet. He reach down in pants and he pull out a CUP! He wear cup! Chains turn around.

SMACK! Prey whacks Chains in the back with the kendo stick! Chains falls to his knees. Prey walks around to face Chains, and then cracks the stick over his head. Chains falls over. Jasmine Kuraki calls for the bell as Prey uses his first weapon.

Herbert Torres: This match is now 1-0, with Prey taking the lead using the kendo stick! The first man to reach five by using each of their weapons once on their opponent wins!

Albert: Prey get lead and Torres explain rest quite well.

Jessica: Prey isn’t wasting anytime going out to ringside. He reaches his table and grabs the wooden bat. He races back into the ring and waits for Chains.

Prey drops the bat and picks Chains back up to his feet. He then sends him into a far turnbuckle. He gets his bat and charges at Chains. Chains collides with the turnbuckle. Prey comes full speed at his opponent and looks to hit him with the bat, but Chains moves. Prey slams face-first into the turnbuckle, dropping the bat as he does. Prey staggers backwards out of the turnbuckle, giving Chains the chance to connect with a neckbreaker, driving Prey into the mat.

Jessica: Chains trying to gain the advantage with that neckbreaker.

Albert: Prey rolling around ring after that. Chains gets back to his feet and begin to kick Prey. Chains know exactly what to do as he roll Prey on his stomach and drive his knee into Prey’s neck.

Chains applies all his weight on the neck while Prey yells. Jasmine checks on him, even though it is no DQ, no submission, no count outs or pinfalls. Chains gets bored and gets off of his now weakened opponent. Chains gets out of the ring and heads to his table at ringside. From there he grabs the lead pipe and gets back into the ring. Prey is still in agony, holding his neck. Chains motions for him to get up. Prey suspects the upcoming move. He quickly rolls out of the ring and sneers at Chains.

Albert: Prey no stupid. He quickly get out of ring before Chains be able to attack him with lead pipe.

Jessica: Looks like Chains is going to chase him.

Chains gets out of the ring as Prey backs away. Chains goes on the pursuit of Prey. They circle the ring once, but Prey puts a stop to it as he jumps over the guardrail. Chains follows closely. The two are now running through the now excited crowd. They circle around for a while until they get back to the ring. Prey is the first to roll inside. Chains gets inside as well, but Prey drops and elbow on him right when he gets inside. Chains releases his weapon. Prey then picks Chains back to his feet. Prey whips Chains across the ring. He bends down and waits, but Chains comes back and kicks Prey right in the face. The smack is heard throughout the arena! Chains grabs Prey’s head, snaps it back, and then drives him face-first into the mat.

Jessica: Chains with a massive face buster there!

Albert: Chains no done there. He go grab the lead pipe again!

Chains picks up the weapon and looks down at Prey who is struggling to his feet. Once up, Prey turns around. Chains charges and CLUNK! The lead pipe cracks over Prey’s head.

Albert: MY CHINESE STARS! He took Prey’s head off almost!

Jessica: I am shocked! Prey is busted open! The blood bath begins!

Herbert Torres: Chains uses the lead pipe to make this match a 1-1 tie!

Albert: Chains no done there! He spot 2x4 still in ring! He pick it up and head towards Prey!

Chains picks up Prey, using all his strength to prop him up. He then sets him up in a close turnbuckle. Prey is complete unconscious, resting in the corner. Chains races to the other end of the ring and holds up the 2x4. He quickly runs across the ring, then drives the 2x4 over Prey’s head. The 2x4 busts in two pieces as dust particles fly everywhere. The fans yell in sheer pain by seeing that.

Jessica: DEAR GOD! Prey is surely out of it!

Albert: Jasmine need stop match now!

Herbert Torres: Chains now gains the lead; 2-1!

Albert: Chains taking advantage with Prey being down. He now outside of ring again! He heading to his table. He looks at the three remaining weapons. He picks up bike chain!

Jessica: I think Chains is going to make this match even more painful for Prey!

Chains slides back into the ring where Prey is staining the mat with his blood. Chains begins to twirl the chain around in the air like a helicopter. He then slams it into the mat a few times, taunting Prey and the fans. Prey is now beginning to move around. Chains grins and looks down at his opponent. Chains then starts to wrap the chain around his fist, as if to use it as a boxing glove. Prey struggles back to his feet, still a little groggy. Chains attempts to strike Prey down, but Prey ducks! Chains turns around as Prey jumps and dropkicks him down. Prey is slow to his feet, but gets back up. Chains is back up as well. Prey clotheslines his opponent down, but he is quickly back up. Prey then kicks Chains in the lower regions, places him in a double arm underhook, then plants him into the mat with a…

Albert: Stale Cookies! Prey just hit Karmabuster '00 (Double underhook Implant DDT)!

Jessica: Prey took all of his energy into that move. He is slowly crawling next to Chains though. He begins to unwrap that chain off of Chains hand! He then starts to wrap the chain around Chains throat! STALE COOKIES! PREY IS CHOKING CHAINS WITH THE CHAIN!

Prey applies as much pressure as he can on choking Chains. After a few seconds, the gets off of Chains and drags him across the ring by the chain. He stops and rolls out of the ring. He quickly grabs the wooden bat. From there he places Chains head under the ropes and hanging off of the ring. He then slides into the ring and makes his way to the top rope. The fans are in shock that Prey is even think about what it looks like he is thinking. Prey suddenly leaps off the top rope with the bat in his hand. He falls right down to ringside, and DRIVES THE BAT INTO CHAIN’S HEAD!

Jessica, Albert, and Fans: HOLY SHIT!

Albert: PREY IS INSANE!

Jessica: I cannot believe he even did that!

Herbert Torres: The match is again tied at 2-2!

Prey is lying down at ringside, exhausted from the high-risk move. Chains is busted open and profusely bleeding from the head. Prey is slow to his feet, but gets up. He then grabs all the weapons from his table and tosses them into the ring. He quickly races to the other end of the ring, grabs Chain’s remaining weapons and tosses them into the ring as well. Prey slides back in and collects a glass mirror. Prey grabs Chains and pulls him to the center of the ring. Prey places the mirror on Chain’s face (with the glass touching his face). Prey grabs his steel chair and looks around with a psychotic expression.

Albert: He no do this would he?

Jessica: I don’t know, but it seems like he is planning to use that steel chair to break the mirror over Chain’s face! Talk about a makeover!

Albert: WAIT! Prey lifts chair into the air but look who come!

Kid Kaos slides into the ring. Prey goes to drive the chair onto Chains, but Kaos nails Prey with the Kaos Kick (Spinning Superkick)!

Jessica: Damn him! Why can’t these men mind their business?! We were just about to see the end of Chains right there, but Kaos comes to the save!

Albert: Now looks who come down!

Prey’s tag-team partner, Outlaw Wales slides into the ring. Kaos sees him and runs away. Outlaw follows closely behind! The fans are on their feet, waiting for the action in the ring to begin. Chains and Prey start to stir around. Jasmine just looks at the carnage and blood, not even having the ability to end the match. The drowsy Chains to his feet first, closely followed by Prey. Prey throws a punch, but Chains blocks it and throws a punch of his own. Prey staggers, but keeps his balance. Prey goes for another punch but the same result occurs. Prey tries another, but Chains ducks, goes behind Prey. He turns around Prey, kicks him in the midsection, and then drives him into the mat with a DDT!

Jessica: Desperate move by Chains! Both men are down!

Albert: And to think each man still have to use three more weapons!

Chains slowly gets back to his feet. Prey rolls around the ring, staring off into the distance. Chains reaches out and grabs his chain. Prey is struggling to his feet. Chains gets back up, then whips the chain and strikes Prey’s back!

Herbert Torres: Chain leads with 3-2!

Jessica: And Chains doesn’t stop there. Come whips the chain across Prey’s back again!

Albert: This torture! Why booking committee even make such devastating matches?

Prey crawls across the ring, arching his back in pain. Chains looks on in pleasure. Prey suddenly grabs something unseen by the camera. He slips the object onto his fist. Chains stands above Prey, ready to strike him again. Before he could Prey extends his arm and punches Chains right in the chest with a heart punch with the now visible Brass Knuckles!

Herbert Torres: The tie once more. This contest is now at 3-3!

Jessica: Prey could have seriously hurt Chains with a shot like that.

Albert: I no believe this match take place!

Jessica: Well, the next person to use two more weapons will win.

Chains wheezes, trying to get air back into his lungs. Prey slowly makes his way to his steel chair. Chains props himself up on his shovel and looks on, dazed at the pain. Prey gets to his feet, limping his way towards Chains. He goes for the kill with the chair, but Chains drives the shovel into Prey’s gut!

Herbert Torres: *sighs* Chains AGAIN gets the lead with the shovel! 4-3, Chains!

Chains whips Prey across the ring and into the other turnbuckle. He drops the shovel, but grabs the crowbar and runs across the ring. He leaps off the ground, looking to nail Prey with Chained (Stinger Splash)…

Jessica: If he hits this with the crowbar it is over!

…but Prey sticks his fist into the air, driving the brass knuckles into Chain’s chin! The crowbar doesn’t make contact with Prey!

Albert: This give Prey good advantage!

Jessica: And he surely is taking it!

Prey grabs the glass mirror and the steel chair. Chains slowly wobbles out of the turnbuckle. Prey tosses Chains the mirror. With usual human reflexes Chains catches the mirror, and looks at his reflection. Prey then whacks the chair into the mirror, which shatters in Chain’s face! But before Chains could fall Prey kicks him in the midsection, places Chains glass covered head between his legs. He then hook both arms and signals for his Sign Off (Pedigree).

Jessica: DEAR GOD! Prey is going to slam Chains face first into the steel chair!

Albert: Prey lifts Chains up! BAM! Chains face just got planted into steel chair! And remember folks, his face was just shattered in glass!

Jasmine calls for the bell.

Herbert Torres: And your winner by hitting Chains with ALL five weapons, “Higher and Higher” Prey!

The fans are on their feet as the match finally comes to an end. Jasmine raises the blood drenched Prey’s hand into the air. Prey exits the ring, looking at the damage he placed on Chains. The scene cuts to a commercial showing Chains in the ring, completely unconscious.

***

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***

---Clip from Friday Travesty from Glascow, Scotland---

“The Game” by Disturbed pipes out of the Hampden Arena speakers as “Real Deal” Jimmy Williams steps onto the entranceway stage. The Scottish fans cheer the little brother of T-Rex as he stands looking out at them.

“Smart” Mark Cascade: Seems the Glascow fans love Jimmy Williams!

Albert Cortez: That’s nothing new, Stupid Mark! The Real Deal has an almost cult following in the overseas market! It’s just in the United States that he is unappreciated!

As Jimmy is about to walk down the rampway Pimp Bizkit strikes him from behind with his pimp cane. Jimmy falls to the stage floor as Pimp constantly beats him with the cane.

Cascade: Jimmy Williams’ opponent was to be Pimp Bizkit but the self-proclaimed Human Miracle is tearing into Williams on the stage!

Pimp lifts up the bloodied Jimmy, locks his legs in between his legs and lifts him into a powerbomb position. The crowd explodes with boos.

Cascade: OH MY GOD! Pimp wouldn’t do it would he?

Cortez: Do it! Do it!

Pimp runs powerbombs Jimmy off the edge of the stage. Pimp dusts off his hands as he looks down at Jimmy laying in the pieces of electric wires and a shattered table.

Cascade: Now what?

Eric Montair runs from backstage pushing a huge rolling metal dumpster. Pimp barely jumps out of the way as C2 pushes the dumpster over the side of the stage. The crowd lets out a collective gasp.

Cascade: HEAVENS NO!!!!

Cortez: Unbelievable!

***

---Number One Contender Match for Intercontinental Championship: “Canadian Thunder” Chris Trepanier vs. “Real Deal” Jimmy Williams---

Pike: Here we go! This match will decide who will be next in line to challenge Magic for the GZW Intercontinental Title! It will be Chris Trepanier of Pride taking on...

Suddenly, “Ya Don’t See The Signs” plays on the Coliseum speakers as Pimp Bizkit and a buxom blonde in an evening gown comes down to ringside. Pimp takes a seat next to Alex Hunt at the announcing table.

Hunt: Pimp! What an honor to have you here to join us!

Pimp: Good ol' Hunt, every the bootlicker. I am here to watch this farce the GZW has set up, the number one contender match. I lose the title and I am not even considered for the number one contender spot? What a bunch of crap.

“Thunder Rolls” by Garth Brooks plays as the MSWA Mid-South Champion strolls cockily down the rampway. With the belt firmly strapped around his waist, Chris T. looks out to the crowd with pure disgust.

Pike: What a transformation this man has made within the last three weeks! From a much admired and respected fan favorite to a despised Pride member!

Pimp: So the GZW thinks this bad boy wannabe is number one contender material? I have been more scared eating a box of Boo Berry cereal!

Hunt: Boo Berry! Hahaha! Not only a world-class athlete, but also a top-notch comedian!

Pimp: Hunt, you better wipe that brown stuff off your nose.

Pike: You can despise Chris Trepanier, but you cannot deny his toughness!

“The Game” by Disturbed erupts through the speakers as Jimmy Williams steps onto the entranceway stage. He looks down at the ring focused on his opponent.

Pike: Here comes the GZW representative for the Combined Championship Wrestling’s Southern Regional Championship, the “Real Deal” Jimmy Williams!

Jimmy, with his long hair tied back and ribs heavily taped up, runs down the rampway and slides into the ring. He stands on the top turnbuckle, keeping an eye on Chris T. and pointing to Pimp.

Pimp: Yeah yeah, run your mouth. I haven't forgotten about you, Jimmy.

Pike: Jimmy Williams is definitely not at 100% here tonight as witnessed by the clip on the Zero-tron of getting powerbombed off the stage this past Friday on Travesty by you Pimp, not to mention that huge dumpster dropped on him by the Extreme Champion Eric Montair!

Jimmy pulls on the ropes, stretching before the match. Chris adjusts his elbow pad. Ref Paulie Newman calls for the bell and the match is underway. The two men lockup in an elbow and collar tieup. Both men jockey for position. Chris muscles Jimmy into the corner. Ref Newman calls for a break. Chris backs up and then gets in a quick jab. Jimmy, with his temper running high, grabs Chris by the collar and tosses him into the corner. Jimmy unleashes his rage with a rapid succession of right hands, rocking Chris' head. Jimmy goes to whip Chris, but the Pride Renegade quickly reverses the whip into a short arm clothesline.

Pike: What a move by Chris T. to cut off that flurry from Williams!

Chris picks up Jimmy and lands some punishing blows. Chris whips Jimmy to the ropes. Jimmy ducks a clothesline, bounces off the ropes and nails Chris with a flying forearm smash. Chris gets up and Jimmy sends him back down with a clothesline. Chris gets up again and Jimmy with another clothesline.

Pike: Jimmy Williams is on his game tonight!

Hunt: Yeah, I guess he is okay, but he is no Pimp Bizkit!

Pimp: Truer words were never spoken Hunt.

Jimmy with an Irish whip, hits a powerslam on Chris. The cover by Jimmy, but Chris kicks out. The crowd is behind Jimmy as the Real Deal picks up Chris and hammers away on him in the corner with thunderous right hands. Jimmy whips Chris into the opposite corner. Jimmy charges in for a clothesline, but Chris gets out of the way. Jimmy eats nothing but turnbuckle. Chris gets behind Jimmy and drops the former Extreme Champion with a vicious belly to back suplex. Chris T. gets up and raises his arms in victory.

Pike: Jimmy Williams and Chris T. are quickly becoming two of the most dangerous pair in wrestling today!

Hunt (looking at Pimp's lady's chest): Well I am looking at a mighty impressive pair here in front of me right now!

Pimp: If only you knew Hunt.

Chris picks up Jimmy and blasts him with vicious right hands. Irish whip by Chris followed by a sideslam on Jimmy. The Mid-South Champ bounces off the ropes and drops a high jumping knee drop across the chest. The cover by Chris, but Jimmy kicks out. Chris picks up Jimmy. Chris with a couple of stiff punches. The crowd boos the Canadian Thunder. Chris goes for an Irish whip, reversed by Jimmy. Williams charges in and clotheslines Chris over the top rope and onto the floor.

Hunt: They are right in front of us!

Chris slowly gets to his feet. Jimmy runs to the ropes and dives through the ropes, wiping out Chris with a suicide dive. Jimmy quickly gets up as the crowd pops for the lesser of two evils.

Pike: What a maneuver by Williams!

Jimmy, standing in front of the announcers' table, points at Pimp.

Pimp: What do you want you low class scum?

Jimmy rolls Chris into the ring. As Ref Newman is occupied checking on Chris T., Pimp sneaks up on Jimmy and nails him with his pimp cane. Pimp then lays the boots to Jimmy and then rolls him back into the ring. Pimp then calmly goes back to the table and puts on his headset.

Pike: What the hell was that?

Pimp: That punk had the nerve to point his low class finger at me?!? The world is still mine and no unwashed and unshaven punk is going to disrespect me! I am a Human Miracle damn it!

Hunt: Hear hear!

Pimp: Shut up Hunt!

In the ring, Chris takes advantage of Pimp's attack on Jimmy. Chris nails a belly to back suplex on Jimmy. Chris looks to the booing crowd and is calling for the Thunder Buster (inverted brainbuster). Chris has Jimmy locked in an inverted headlock. But Jimmy fights out of it. He unloads elbows to the stomach and Chris stumbles back releasing the hold on Jimmy. The Real Deal quickly delivers hard punches to the head of Chris. Jimmy lifts up Chris onto the top turnbuckle and follows behind him. He locks Chris’ head between his legs and underhooks his arms.

Pike: He is going for the Punishment (pedigree off of top turnbuckle)!

Pimp: Like hell he is!

The Lady of Leisure gets on the turnbuckle distracting Referee Newman. Meanwhile, Pimp gets on the apron with the ringbell and blasts Jimmy in the face with it.

Pike: No!! Not like this! Jimmy Williams just got his clock cleaned! He is out!

Jimmy falls backward, busted open, while Chris T. falls forward on top of him. The Lady of Leisure hops off the apron. Ref Newman with the count.

1…

Pike: No!

2…

Pike: Three! Chris Trepanier gets the win and becomes the number one contender for Magic’s Intercontinental Championship! What a disgusting display from Pimp Bizkit! Look at him standing there smiling! He makes me sick!

Chris T. moves to the corner while Pimp slides into the ring with a steel chair. Pimp hovers over a beaten Jimmy and stomps away. Pimp then drives the chair into the injured ribs of Jimmy.

Pike: No! His ribs are still bruised and quite possibly broken!

Pimp continues the onslaught as Chris T. looks on. Suddenly...

Pike: Wait! Here comes Derek “Battlecry” Ashton!

Hunt: That nosy goody two shoes!

BC comes in to stop Pimp's attack on Jimmy, but Chris T. cuts him off. Chris hammers away on BC, but the Fast and Furious member comes back with right hands of his own. Pimp comes over with the steel chair and blasts Battlecry in the back. Chris then applies the Canadian Maple Leaf (Texas cloverleaf) on BC while Pimp goes back to work on Jimmy with the steel chair.

Pike: This is disgusting!

Officials and referees flood the ring breaking up the carnage.

~~~ The Mrs. M Show ~~~

The studio lights come on, on the set of the Mrs. M show, and the show opens with the cheesy music of Mrs. M’s live band! Mrs. M is sat on the usual armchair, and to her right is the matching sofa. She is dressed in a pretty kimono, and wears a huge grin. In the background is a huge picture of her grinning face, and a logo in neon saying ‘Mrs. M Show’! The more observant may notice that the neon sign is slightly different after the events of Friday Night Travesty.

Mrs. M: “Hello and welcome to Mrs. Murakame show on Tuesday Night Crimson! On show tonight I have two very special guests! I very sorry to say that for third week running, Claire McRillis was scheduled to be on show, but can’t make it! This week it the fault of a poo airline, but I not allowed to mention names as I no want to be sued! We in negotiations to get Claire on show next week, I get back to you but even without Claire, I got two very special guests this week! My first guest is a HKWF veteran, first woman to hold a title within that organisation in fact, please give a warm welcome to ‘Mooncat’ Celestia L’Yark!”

The band play an instrumental version of ‘The Private Psychadelic Reel’ by The Chemical Brothers as Lez comes out in a very smart ladies suit! Mrs. M smiles warmly and the crowd cheer for Lez. She has a cane, but doesn’t appear to be using it very much. She sits on the sofa, and looks at Mrs. M with a smile. Mrs. M grins back!

Mrs. M:

“Welcome to show Celestia! It pleasure to have you!”

Lez:

“It’s a pleasure to be here Mrs. M!”

Mrs. M:

“Well I know it an obvious place to start, but what is the current status of your injury? Any date for when you might come back?”

Lez:

“Well I’ve shocked everyone, myself included, with the kind of progress I’ve made! I guess I’m lucky that I obviously have a body that heals better than most! It’s been tough and I’ve had to train even harder than I had to when I was wrestling! But I want so much to get back, and know that I can and will get back in that ring. Perhaps my deep desire to get back is helping the healing process because I’m feeling much better now that I have for a long while! As for a return date… soon, very soon! Perhaps sooner than even you might think Mrs. M!”

Mrs. M:

“What are your thoughts on the new division that has been forming in GZW? That of the Women’s division… it even rumored that there may well be a women’s title!”

Lez:

“Well it’s about time that the female wrestlers out there get recognized for their talent! There are some damned good female wrestlers on the GZW roster that have been obscenely underused. Ladies like Crystal, Stephanie Fiery and Spice are already accomplished wrestlers who deserve the chance to showcase their skills. It looks like GZW mean business as well with the rumoured signings of big names like Tokyo Rose, Ecstasy and Elexia. With those ladies on board, I think that the division can really make an impact, and the fans will be pleasantly surprised at the skill showcased in the ring!”

Mrs. M:

“And will you be making an impression yourself on the division? And you think there room for a Bionic Grandma?”

Lez:

“I really hope you’re joking about you joining the division Mrs. M! You’re sometimes too brave for your own good! As for me, well I know I can stand toe to toe with most of the men out there! I’ve beaten Kombat, El Gambit and Union Jack to name a few… but perhaps the women’s division is the division for me! I think the women out there deserve their own division, but shouldn’t be prevented from entering other appropriate divisions like the light-heavyweight or the extreme divisions. We’re all fighters out there, and can, will and have held titles other than the women’s title. So yeah, Celestia L’Yark will make a target of the Women’s title, but it won’t be my only target!”

Mrs. M:

“With you so close to returning to the ring, what are your thoughts on the rise and rise of the stable that so callously, and deliberately injured you?”

Lez:

“Well first of all, whoever books the guests of this show are rather stupid, putting that bastard Justin Sharp on the same show as me! I’m gonna be so tempted to kick his ass!”

Mrs. M:

“You no do that! I know he a nasty man, but this not the time or place!”

Lez:

“You’re right… but Pride are getting huge heads and seem to be able to do anything they want! They seem to be shitting on people on a weekly basis, and must be stopped. They think that they can do anything they want without punishment or retribution… and how long will it be before that belief becomes a reality?”

Mrs. M:

“Your relationship with Eric Fortune is much documented and speculated upon. Can you fill us in as to what really going on with you and Eric?”

Lez laughs.

Lez:

“Mrs. M! I won’t even tell you that in private, so why do you think I’ll tell you on international television?”

Mrs. M:

“Okay, okay! It worth a try! And finally, in what appear to have become quite a traditional question for the Mrs. M show… you’re nickname is ‘Mooncat’, how you get that?”

Lez:

“Now isn’t that a funny thing! I really can’t remember how I got that nickname! I guess it has something to do with my catlike fighting style. I can tell you how I earned the nickname of the Arabian Assassin though! That basically comes from when I was in HKWF as Firefly’s valet. Basically, the poor guy was attacked week in, week out by any opportunist as there is very rarely disqualifications in HKWF. I got the nickname from the fact that I used to ‘take out’ those attackers in an assassin like way… I’d almost always sneak them from behind and lock on the Catnap (Million Dollar Dream) and send them to sleep!”

Mrs. M:

“Thank you Celestia L’Yark! It’s been a pleasure to have someone nice on my show for first time in ages… shame about who I got on next! After break, I got very special guest… Justin Sharp will be on the show! Don’t you go anywhere… or I slap your legs!”

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***

The Mrs. M show reopens, and Mrs. M and Lez are happily chatting away. The cheesy theme turn plays, and fades. Mrs. M grins, and addresses the camera.

Mrs. M: “Welcome back to Mrs. M show! My next guest is a founding member of possibly the most hated stable in GZW history! He current GZW Light-heavyweight Champion, please welcome… Justin Sharp!”

The band plays an instrumental version of ‘Set It Off’ by P.O.D as Justin comes through the entrance. He is wearing a suit, with the Light-heavyweight title around his waist, and is wearing a disgusted look on his face, as if he really doesn’t want to be there. The crowd boos loudly as he heads to the sofa, and the look of utter disgust only gets worse. When he sits down on the sofa, Celestia (with a look of equal distain) shifts away from him. Justin smirks nastily at him, and Lez is about to go for him, but Mrs. M catches her eye and she stops.

Mrs M:

“Welcome to Mrs. M Show Justin. You second member of Pride to be invited back for another appearance on Mrs. M Show! You must feel privileged!”

Justin:

“Not Really.... I’m sitting here with a cripple and an Old Lady! By the way, How’s the leg Celestia?”

Justin smiles at the injured ‘Mooncat’. Mooncat looks somewhat angry, but catches Mrs. M’s eye and doesn’t respond to the bait.

Mrs M:

“Or do you feel outdone by Maxx Pain, who get here first?”

Justin:

“I feel sorry for him actually! He had to come on here with that looney toon, Magic! A man whose supposed to be dangerous, yet he was scared by your wrinkly old ass! Did you slap his legs Mrs. M? Huh? Bet you liked it to? You sick old perverted ladies give the rest of the good grandmas a bad name!”

Mrs M:

“If you want your legs slapping you cheeky little boy, you going the right way about it! But talking of Maxx Pain, that lead onto first question nicely, actually! You were the instigator of Pride, and it was your appearance in GZW coming from the Indies that caused Pride to form. Yet it is Maxx Pain who is now the one gunning for the heavyweight title. Both you and Maxx have a victory over Billy Bond, but it appears to be Maxx that is getting the push. Question is this: do you feel outdone by Maxx, and are you not interested in the heavyweight title?"

Justin:

“Hey! Of course I’m interested in the HeavyWeight Title! Everyone is! But I’m not stupid and I’m gonna ruin something that could be great just for my own needs. And frankly I’m getting sick and tired of people like asking nosey no good questions about us! So back off you old hag! And don’t you dare slap my legs, or I’ll BREAK yours!”

Mrs. M is not happy… and she and Mooncat catch each other’s eye, knowing full well that they’re both getting rather angry. Mrs. M grits her teeth and continues.

Mrs M:

“The ongoing feud between Pride and 'El Gambit' Santiago De Touwce has been highly publicized after El Gambit called for a truce, and it was ignored. However, you were notably absent from any attacks on the Lone Wolf: is there any reason for this?”

Justin:

“I don’t need to attack ‘El Gambit’... I’m already better than him, represented by this belt I won off that gumbo fair and square. And it’s been eating at him for the last few months because he’s hit rock bottom. He’s been scratching for a hold in LH Division that I possess, but the truth is he’s losing that ground as well. Because soon enough ‘El Gambit’ will realize he’s nothing more than a dog in my kingdom!”

Mrs M:

“Your ‘amigo’ El Gambit is part of the newly formed WWA, run by Alex DeMonye. You and DeMonye appeared to be in cahoots, but you quickly turned on him. What was your motivation in doing this?”

Justin:

“I’m no tool for a business man, I believe in what DeMonye is all about... But no one uses Justin Sharp without having that come back at him ten fold! My motivation for turning on DeMonye was simple... He had it coming, and I was losing faith in him anyway... I mean christ, look at the star talent he collected? ‘El Gambit’? Yeah that’s gonna buy ratings!”

Mrs M:

“It noticeable that you appear to be a busy man, a feud with El Gambit, problems with Alex DeMonye, being a member of Pride... but there is one more person who you heavily involved with: your father. How you feel now that he got GZW contract and wants to wrestle you? You scared? I bet you are!”

Justin:

“You know for being so old, you sure aren’t too smart! My father has been a thorn in my side for my whole life! The idiotic crowd here in GZW cheers for the man, even after he left me and my mother when I was a child to go and have another son!? And then he expects me to take him back?! Well fuck that! I’m gonna put him to sleep for good, then I can go on with my life!”

Mrs M:

“You no swear on Mrs. M Show again, or I have you kicked off! … But with your father being 10 pounds over the limit, he cannot take your light-heavyweight title away from you. It also appear that your desire to wrestle El Gambit one more time has fallen upon deaf ears. Who do you think will be the greatest threat to your title?”

Justin:

“You mean, who’s gonna be the next to have their teeth knocked out? Who’s gonna be the next to have the faces of Pride tatooed in their minds for eternity? Anyone’s welcome, but I’ve got plans for the future in teaching that annoying little piece of ‘Dr Zeus History’ Symon, a lesson in Pride! Sincere’s son or not... That kids gonna get it, from the “Fightiest LH Champ EVER!”

Mrs M:

“And finally, your stable is called Pride. Where that name come from?"

Justin:

“Haven’t I already answered this? Aren’t we referred to as a pack of proud young lions? Whats a pack of lions called Murakame? Ask Celestia over there what our name is? I’m sure she remembers... Ever time she gets out of bed and has to hobble over to her cane! Just like I broke her, I can break anyone who steps in my path! Now get the hell out of my way, I’m getting off this scumbag show!”

Justin gets up and storms past Lez, bumping into her legs as he walks past her. Mrs. M has had enough, and she finally gives Lez the nod. Celestia leaps up… she doesn’t look very injured any more! She tosses her cane to one side and charges after Sharp! She hits a spear on the unsuspecting Sharp from behind, and floors him. From there, she’s on top of his chest raining in blows to his face: Sharp is getting a thorough beating, unable to defend himself from the almost rabid attack from the furious Mooncat. Mrs. M’s security guards come in and break it up: pulling Lez off Sharp.

Lez:

“Cripple? CRIPPLE? Well this recovered cripple just kicked your ass! I’ve been lying Justin! I’ve been ready to go for weeks! I was just waiting for the right time! I’m back Justin, and I’m gonna be ANOTHER thorn in your side for what you did to me! Soon enough with the way you’re going, you won’t be able to see your fucking side there’ll be so many thorns it!”

Mrs. M stands in front of the scene as both Lez and Sharp try to break away from the security guards that have them restrained. Mrs. M is about to speak when Justin mule kicks the security guard and break away. He takes out both Lez and the other security guard with a flying clothesline, and then pulls up Lez. As Mrs. M cries out in horror, he hooks up for the Hydra (pedigree) and hits it on the carpeted floor. Lez looks to be out cold! Both security guards are up, and manage to restrain Sharp before he can do any more damage. Mrs. M runs to the fallen Mooncat.

Sharp:

“Well that was a great comeback Lezzy! Better luck next time you little bitch! Pass on my regards to your pussy boyfriend Kombat!”

With that, Sharp is pulled away by the security guards, and the Mrs. M show fades with Mrs. M looking worried for the unconscious Celestia.

***

---Extreme No Disqualification Match: Jacob Helmsley vs. Eric “Complete Chaos” Montair---

Pike: The Extreme Champion Eric Montair have been spreading terror throughout the GZW solidifying his hold on the Extreme division, but Jacob Helmsley has stepped up to challenge Complete Chaos to a match here tonight!

Hunt: I think all that sulking has clouded Helmsley's head. I would not want to face the Brutality King in a match, especially a match with no disqualifications! Who is Helmsley's doctor, Dr. Kevorkian?

Pike: Well, I don't know Hunt. Jacob Helmsley is as tough as they come!

Hunt: Not tougher than Eric Montair!

”Meaning of Life” by Disturbed plays as Jacob makes his way to the ring with his trusty lead pipe in hand. Jacob gets in the ring, stands in his ready stance and waits for his opponent.

The lights go out and a chill fills the air. “Youth of the Nation” by P.O.D. signals the arrival of the Extreme Champion.

Hunt: You’re about to be looking at a future Ring of Honor Icon!

As the lights go on, C2 stands in the ring flexing his muscles preparing himself for the match.

Pike: Here we go!

C2 starts the match by hammering away on Jacob with powerful fists. C2 picks up Jacob and whips him to the ropes. Jacob ducks a big boot and nails C2 with a dropkick. Jacob goes for an Irish whip of his own, but C2 reverses and hits an inverted atomic drop on Jacob. C2 then follows up with a vicious clothesline. C2 slides out the ring and grabs a chair and slides it into the ring.

Pike: Montair has some cruel intentions for Helmsley with that chair!

C2 blasts Jacob in the head with the steel chair, denting the chair. C2 places the chair on the mat, picks up Jacob and Genocides (cradle piledriver) him onto it. The cover, but Jacob kicks out. C2 picks up Jacob and whips him into the corner. C2 takes the chair and charges in. Jacob gets his boot up and kicks the chair into C2’s face.

Pike: The Extreme Champ gets a mouthful of steel!

Hunt: It’s still early Donutboy!

With C2 momentarily stunned, Jacob gets on the turnbuckle and nails him with a flying back elbow. Jacob picks up the chair now. He takes it and smashes it over C2’s head not once, not twice, not even three times, but a brain-scrambling four times. Jacob places the chair on C2’s face, gets on the apron and hits a slingshot leg drop, driving the chair into the Champ's face.

Pike: Ouch!

Hunt: Small thing to a giant!

The cover by Jacob, but C2 tosses him off. Jacob undoes the padding on the top turnbuckle. Jacob picks up C2 and goes to slam his face into the exposed steel, but C2 blocks. C2 grabs Jacob and slams his face into the steel. C2 hooks a stunned Jacob's waist and hits a release German suplex.

Pike: Wowsers! Did you see how Helmsley's body folded on that suplex?

Hunt: Complete Chaos is one bad man!

C2 picks up Jacob and Irish whips him. Jacob ducks a clothesline and nails C2 with a spinning heel kick. Jacob lands several punches on C2. Irish whip by Jacob is reversed by C2. The Brutality King charges in and clotheslines Jacob sending him over the top rope and out of the ring.

Pike: Helmsley is right in front of us Hunt!

Hunt: Get away!

Jacob leans against the announcing table to regain his balance. Meanwhile C2 is on the apron, measuring Jacob for his next strike. C2 flies toward Jacob going for a double ax handle, but Jacob quickly grabs a monitor off the table, turns and smashes it into the face of C2.

Pike: Chocolate covered Dunkin’ Donuts! What a shot by Jacob Helmsley! He destroyed that monitor and quite possibly, Eric Montair’s face!

Jacob goes and grabs one of his lead pipe. He strikes C2 in the back with it, dropping C2 to his knees. Jacob lifts the pipe high above his head, too high giving C2 enough time to lowblow him from behind. C2 then picks up Jacob in an atomic drop position and slams him into the ringpost, crotch and face first.

Pike: This match has been downright brutal!

Jaocb falls to the Coliseum floor. C2 stomps away on him. C2 picks up Jacob and drops him throat first across the steel rail. C2 then rolls Jacob back into the ring. The Extreme Champ grabs a fresh chair and gets in the ring.

Pike: Montair is going to finish off Helmsley in the ring!

Hunt: Like it really matters! In the ring, in the back, in the parking lot it all ends up the same with Eric Montair being the extreme of the extreme!

C2 smacks Jacob with the chair. Then he places the chair on mat. C2 then hits a huge powerbomb onto the chair.

Hunt: YES!!

The cover by C2.

1...2…

Pike: A miraculous kick out by Helmsley! Can you believe it?

Hunt: What?!? No!

C2 is furious. He sets up Jacob on the top turnbuckle for a top rope powerbomb.

Angle: He is going to hit the top rope powerbomb onto the chair!

C2 is on the turnbuckle with Jacob. C2 hooks Jacob's waist.

Pike: BUT WAIT!

Coming out of the crowd is Adam Cage with a steel crowbar. He gets in the ring and nails C2 in the back with it. Cage leaves the ring as quickly as he entered, going up the rampway.

Pike: Pride member and former two-time Extreme Champion Adam Cage with the shot to the back of Montair!

Hunt: No! What is that idiot doing?

C2 falls off the turnbuckle, but lands on his feet. Jacob, gets a second wind, hooks C2’s head and hits a tornado DDT driving C2’s head into the chair on the mat. The cover.

1…

Hunt: No!

2…

Hunt: No!!

Three!!

Hunt: NO!!!!!

Pike: Jacob Helmsley wins the match! Jacob Helmsley pulls off the upset victory over the Extreme Champion Eric Montair!

Hunt: I can't believe this!

Cage smiles as he watches from the stage. Jacob gets his hand raised in victory.

Hunt: Helmsley may have won this time, but Complete Chaos is inevitable!

Pike: Well after this commercial we will see the main event from Friday Travesty as one-half of Fast and Furious and a Pendragon knight Peter “Invincible” Gamble challenges for the “Forsaken One” Magic’s Intercontinental title!

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***

---Intercontinental Championship Match: Battlecry vs. “Forsaken One” Magic (rebroadcast from Friday Travesty in Glascow, Scotland)---

Melvin: Welcome fans to another addition of Friday Night Travesty, you are in for a treat fans, as you have seen all night this has been a incredible night of action and its just going to continue as we are now down to the Main Event.

Norman: Quit your ramblin, the fans want to see the psycotic GZW Intercontinental champion Magic, kick Battlecry's ass.

Melvin: Well we could see an upset, don't count out the mind of Battlecry.

Norman: and don't count out the sledgehammer of Magic.

Melvin: Well fans lets get down to the action.

"The Light" by Common hits on the pa and out comes the challenger Battlecry, the fans give him a loud ovation, he shakes hands with the fans before sliding into the ring, once in the ring he stands on the turnbuckle and shows off to the crowd.

Melvin: he could be your next IC champion fans

Norman: don't count on it.

"Here To Stay" by KoRn hits on the pa and the fans give a loud chorus of boos, as the intercontinental champion makes his way down the aisles, he is holding his sledgehammer in one hand and the IC title in the other, Magic flicks the crowd off as he slides in under the bottom ropes.

Norman: Here he is fans, the winner of the match, and possibly the greatest IC champion the GZW has ever had.

Melvin: I think Pimp will argue with you there.

The ref argues with Magic about having the sledgehammer, but Magic pushes him out of the way and attacks BC as he stands showing off to the crowd, Magic pounds on BC as he staggers into the corner, the ref comes over and tries to get Magic out of the corner, Magic throws BC into the ropes and hits him with a running forearm.

Norman: this is going to be a great match, by two people who are about the same size.

Magic picks up BC and plants him down to the mat with a ddt, he goes for the pin

2...kickout by BC.

Magic gets up and argues with the ref, BC slowly makes his way to his feet, as Magic turns around he is met with a right hand from BC, Magic staggers back, BC runs at him and takes him down with a running drop toe hold, he quickly gets up and begins to drop elbows on the back of Magic.

Melvin: If you want to defeat Magic you have to get him off his feet.

Norman: And away from his sledgehammer.

BC picks up Magic and throws him into the ropes, on the way back Magic is taken down with a spinebuster, BC goes for the pin

3...kickout by the IC champion.

Magic slowly gets up but is taken back down to the mat by a double ax handle smash to his back, BC quickly begins to stomp on his back, he tries to lock in an STF, Magic begins to scream in pain, he slowly makes him way to the ropes and the ref begins to count.

4....BC lets go, but quickly locks it back in

4....the ref pulls him off,

Norman: BC is outraged and is trying to take out the IC champs back

BC picks up Magic and throws him into the ropes, but Magic reverses it, BC tries for spin wheel kick but Magic ducks and begins to pound on the back of BC, Magic picks him up and begins to deliver rights and lefts to the face of BC

Melvin: Magic with the five star boxing jabs

Norman: that should knock BC out.

As BC tries to get up, Magic begins to run into the ropes, back and forth until BC gets up, he then spears BC down to the mat and goes for the pin.

3...No No kickout by Battlecry.

Melvin: How did he do that, what heart is being shown by the challenger

Magic facial expression changes, he then begins to get a crazed look on his face, as BC tries to get back up, Magic then begins to get ahead of steam, he begins to run back and forth from the ropes, as BC gets up Magic goes for the spear, but BC sidesteps it and Magic hits the ref and takes him out.

Melvin: Oh no he took out the ref.

Norman: i do believe that BC is in deep shit now.

Magic delivers a superkick to the face of BC knocking him down, Magic goes to the outside of the ring and gets a chair and slides it into the ring, as he gets up BC kicks the chair into the face of Magic and busts him open.

Norman: Oh Shit the IC champion is busted wide open.

BC grabs the chair and goes to hit Magic but Magic gives him a low blow, Magic gets up and drops BC face first on the steel chair with a DDT, he goes for the cover but there is no ref, Magic goes over to the ref but BC gets up and runs and grabs him from behind, he delivers a release German suplex.

Melvin: could this be the end for the champ.

BC goes up to the top, he signals for the Yin Yang (360 swanton bomb) he comes crashing down on the top of Magic he goes for the cover as the ref slowly gets up

Melvin: we have a new champion folks

Norman: i don't think so Buchannan

3....Kickout by Magic

Melvin: I DON'T BELIEVE IT, he kicked out, he kicked out, how in the hell did he do that.

BC can't believe it, he picks Magic up and puts his head in between his legs.

Norman: Could this be the end for Magic

As BC goes for the Devils Advocate the ref is trying to regain composure, as BC lifts up Magic, he floats over and reverses the move, Magic is now standing behind BC, he kicks him in the stomach and locks in the front face pildriver, Magic signals for the end.

Melvin: this does not look good for BC

Magic picks up BC and puts his head in between his legs, he picks him up and puts him on his back, Magic brings BC down to the mat

Norman: Final Destination, its over

Magic goes for the pin

1..

2..

3..Ding Ding Ding.

Melvin: Magic has retained his title, but this was a great match up

Norman: i have to give it to BC he took it to the Champ, but in the end it was not good enough,

Magic goes to the corner and picks up his sledgehammer, he then turns and looks at BC with a sadistic smile

Melvin: Oh No, then better get BC out of there before he gets hurt.

Magic goes over and raises the sledgehammer in the air, a flood of refs come running down to the ring, the surround Magic as he slowly lowers the sledgehammer, he grabs his title and leaves the ring as the fans begin to boo him loudly.

Norman: thank God that's over with.

Melvin: Well thats all from us here at the Hampden Arena in Glascow, Scotland, i told you that this was going to be a great main event, and i did not disappoint you. So long and good night.

***

---Pride (“Dream Stealer” Maxx Pain and Justin Sharp) vs. The PeaceKeepers (“Anti Bullying Policy” Diamond Sledge and Nathaniel “Entertainment Franchise” Davis)---

Pike: Here we go one-half of Pride, Maxx Pain and Justin Sharp, will meet two of their top targets, the PeaceKeepers, Diamond Sledge and Nathaniel Davis. The PeaceKeepers have been spearheading the assault against the top tier Pride members!

Hunt: Well Donutboy, you don't mess with Pride two weeks in a row. Pride already sent a message to Chris Sharp by dropping him yet again and that is nothing compared to what they have in store for Davis and Diamond here tonight!

“Resistance Line” by Michiko Nakuke signals the arrival of The PeaceKeepers, Diamond Sledge and Nathaniel Davis. As both men step onto the entranceway the crowd explodes for the Old Guard enforcers. They make their way down the rampway giving high fives. Diamond shows no ill signs of the attack upon him earlier in the show.

Pike: They look as if they have got their sights set on Pride! And speaking of the devil...

“Set It Off” by P.O.D. announces the arrival of Pride. The TV and LH Champions with Jessica Wuchie step onto the entranceway stage and the crowd quickly shower them with an enormous boo. Maxx Pain and Justin Sharp, both with their belts around their waists, ignore the crowd as the trio makes it down the rampway.

Pike: The ultimate battle between the old and new!

Hunt: Move over Old Guard monorail cause the New Guard express is making a stop near you!

The two teams stare down one and another. The tension is thick and the crowd is electric for this matchup. Davis and the large Maxx start off the match. Davis cautiously measures his opponent. Maxx challenges Davis to bring it to him. Davis charges and the two lockup. Maxx's large arms just shove Davis to the ground. Davis gets up and Maxx takes him down with a huge hiptoss. Davis slowly gets up, planning a different course of action.

Pike: I've never seen Davis manhandled like this before! Wrestling the Dream Stealer must be like wrestling a huge slab of beef!

Hunt: I could go for some beefy jerky right now!

Davis moves in on the big man. Maxx goes to grab Davis, but Davis ducks the lunging attempt. Davis then goes for a low dropkick on the knee of Maxx. Davis then rakes the face of the TV Champ, slowing him down. Davis unleashes several stiff right hands, staggering Maxx. Davis goes for an Irish whip, but Maxx reverses it. Davis ducks a clothesline attempt, bounces off the ropes and nails him with a flying forearm smash. Maxx falls like a mighty redwood, much to the delight of the capacity crowd.

Pike: The fans are loving it!

Davis tags in Diamond. Both men grab a leg of Maxx and they pull on his legs like a wishbone. Maxx writhes in pain on the ground. The PeaceKeepers then drive elbows into the inner thighs. Before Davis leaves the ring, he gets in a few stomps on Maxx. Diamond keeps the big man grounded by working on the legs. Diamond applies a single leg lock, grappling Maxx's large tree trunk-like leg.

Pike: Great strategy employed by Diamond!

But Maxx, being a large man, is never too far from the ropes. He reaches for the ropes and grabs it. Ref Sonny Bright calls for the break. Diamond obliges. Maxx tries to get to his feet, but Diamond drops him to one knee with a low dropkick. Diamond continues the attack with several open-handed thrusts to the throat. The crowd chants for Diamond. Diamond lifts up the TV Champ and chops away with knife-edge chops. Diamond goes for an Irish whip, but Maxx reverses. Diamond goes for cross body but Maxx catches him. Maxx falls forward and slams Diamond into the mat. Maxx makes it to the corner and tags in Sharp.

Hunt: Here comes the “fightingest LightHeavyweight Champion in GZW”!

Sharp, with last week's defeat fresh in his mind, unloads punishing right hands to the head of Diamond. Jessica smiles wickedly in approval. Sharp then drops Diamond with a scoopslam. The LH Champ bounces off the ropes and hits a high legdrop across the neck.

Pike: What incredible athleticism displayed by Justin Sharp!

Sharp lifts up Diamond and punishes him some more with powerful fists. Irish whip by Sharp. The LH Champ picks up Diamond and holds him momentarily. Sharp looks to Davis with a menacing glare and then drops Diamond with a ring-rattling sidewalk slam. Sharp with the cover, but Diamond kicks out.

Pike: Justin Sharp is always so calm and calculating. Every movement in the ring is deliberate!

Sharp lifts up Diamond and sends him back down with a side Russian legsweep. Sharp then applies a camel clutch. Diamond's back is bent back in agonizing pain. Ref Bright checks on him, but he will not give up.

Pike: Can Diamond survive this?

Hunt: You notice that is Davis’ Entertainment Center he has locked on Diamond?

Davis reaches out his hand. Diamond blocks out the pain and tries to reach out. Diamond inches slowly toward the ropes. Sharp, sensing that Diamond will not give in, releases the hold. Sharp jumps high in the air and crashes down onto Diamond's back. Diamond slowly gets up and reaches for Davis. But the LH Champ remains in control. Sharp grabs Diamond by the head from behind. Diamond's hand is only inches from Davis. Sharp then drops Diamond in a vicious inverted DDT. Sharp glares at Davis.

Pike: Everyone beware the sinister Justin Sharp!

Sharp drags Diamond back into the corner. Maxx tags back into the match. Both of them pummel and choke Diamond in the corner. Sharp and Maxx Irish whip Diamond to the ropes. They go to elevate Diamond in a back body drop, but Diamond counters by coming back down with double DDTs on both of Pride.

Pike: What a reversal by Diamond! He must make a tag here!

Diamond crawls the corner. Maxx gets up and grabs Diamond's leg. Diamond gets up, hops with his one foot and nails a enziguri on Maxx. Diamond lunges for the corner and makes the hot tag to Davis!

Pike: Here comes the Entertainment Franchise!

Hunt: Goody goody gumdrops!

Davis comes in and blasts Sharp with a thunderous right hand. Maxx gets taken down with a dropkick by Davis. Sharp gets up and Davis sends him over the top rope and onto the floor with a clothesline. Diamond regains a second wind. He runs to the ropes and hits a springboard plancha onto Sharp out on the floor.

Pike: What a leap by Diamond! Listen to these fans Hunt!

Hunt: Don't worry! Pride always prevails!

In the ring, Davis takes the fight to the TV Champ. Davis hits a standing neckbreaker on Maxx. Davis goes up to the top for his Headliner (flying clothesline from top turnbuckle). Maxx slowly gets to his feet. Davis takes flight and connects on the big man. Maxx hits the mat hard. Davis goes for the cover.

1…2…

Pike: Jessica Wuchie pulls Davis’ leg to break up the count!

Davis is furious. Meanwhile, Sharp and Diamond fight on the outside. Sharp rakes the eyes of Diamond and drops him throat first across the rail. Sharp slides back into the ring, this time with the ring bell. Ref Bright warns Sharp not to use the bell, but the LH Champ just clocks him with the bell.

Pike: There goes Ref Bright! This match is done!

Hunt: Actually, the action is just beginning!

Maxx and Sharp beat down Davis unmercifully in the ring. Diamond gets in the ring. Diamond strikes Sharp with a double ax handle blow, but Maxx clotheslines Diamond from behind. Out from the back comes Adam Cage to join his fellow Pride Renegades.

Hunt: The party can begin! The gang is all here!

Pike: Pride is a three man wrecking crew!

Pride is laying waste to Davis and Diamond. Maxx holds Diamond while Sharp hammers away on him. Meanwhile, Cage has the crossface locked onto Davis.

Pike: Who will stop Pride?

Coming running down the rampway is “Smooth Operator” Billy Bond, the GZW Heavyweight Champion, with a steel chair. He blasts Sharp with the chair. Maxx releases Diamond and goes after Smooth. The Once and Future King tosses the chair to Maxx. As Maxx catches it, Smooth delivers a Smooth Kick (Bob Holly style dropkick) right into his face. Cage releases Davis and comes to the aid of his fallen comrades.

Pike: We might just start World War III right now!

Cage and Smooth start to wail away at each other as the ring is filled with refs. Diamond and Sharp are going at it in one corner while a recovered Davis and Maxx have brawled to the outside.

Pike: This is complete pandemonium! We have to go to a commercial break fans! Stay tuned!

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---In-Ring---

Hunt: Who authorized Barney in-ring time before his scheduled beatdown by that boring Magic?

Pike: Well it says right here on my format! No idea why yours doesn’t!

I Am Number One!!!!!!!!!!!! echoes around the arena causing the crowd to jump to their feet to cheer "The GZW Enforcer" T-Rex. T-Rex comes out onto the ramp dressed only in a pair of blue jean shorts, a pair of dark oakleys, and a black baseball cap turned backwards. He stops on the entrance way and soaks in the cheers of the crowd before making his way down the ramp hitting high fives with the crowd. He walks up the stairs and steps over the top rope. He walks over to the ropes and calls for a mic which is immediatly thrown to him. He paces the ring waiting for the crowd to quiet down which they do.

T-Rex:
"Now tonight I finally get my hands around the throat of that low life, back stabbing, cheap shot artist Magic and another chance to gain the IC Title."

The crowd cheers that fact.

T-Rex:
"Now it seems Magic has forgotten what happened the last time we stepped into the ring and a title was up for grabs. You see Magic you remember what you want to remember and it seems you don't want to remember September 21, 2001. Hell I don't blame you at all. I mean it was ME who defeated you in the middle of the ring for the Heavyweight Title. Now Magic since you seem to have forgotten about it let's relive that day shall we? Roll the clip."

The lights in the arena flicker off as the GZW-tron lights up showing T-Rex and Magic standing in the middle of the ring.

Rex gets up to a boot to the gut, followed by a swinging neckbreaker. Magic then drops three elbow drops onto the fallen Rex.

Siu Ann:
"Now Magic is on top! But how much gas is left in his tank after the beatinghe received from T-Rex?"

Jackie:
"Not much I reckon... he's wuss!"

Magic pulls up Rex, and puts his head between his legs. He pulls up Rex for a powerbomb, but Rex leathers him with a hammer blow to the temple, and then jumps off his shoulders. From there, he cracks Magic in the face with a brutal left hook which sends him spinning around. Seizing the opportunity, he grabs Magic up, lifts him off the ground and hits...

Siu Ann:
"Extinction! T-Rex just hit Extinction!"

The cover!

1...

2...

Jackie:
"It's over!"

3!

DING DING DING!

Siu Ann:
"T-Rex! T-Rex! Goodness Gracious! T-Rex! T-Rex is the new GZW heavyweightchampion of the world! He won it with Extinction!"

Announcer:
"Here is your winner, and NEW GZW Heavyweight Champion of the World, T-Rex!"

The crowd cheers loudly for the ending of the match. T-Rex paces the ring with a big smile on his face.

Pike: I remember that from last year when GZW was on it’s British tour! Hours after the airing of that show, the then President of GZW John Profit fired the BCWF from the CCW umbrella!

T-Rex:
"Remember that Magic? Remember me pinning you in the middle of the ring for your title? Well Magic I sure do and I've been counting off the days till I could get back in the ring with you one more time for a shot at the gold around your waist. Granted this match is a little diffrent than our last encounter. You through Kid Kaos in the mix and you get an explosive match. Now I'm in now way knocking the skills of Kaos because he's one hell of an athlete but this isn't his time. Magic I want you to suffer the same way I did last month when you ran my ankle over. I want you to feel what I felt."

Hunt: What a big crybaby!

The hatred in T-Rex's eyes can be seen as he looks at the entrance way then back at the camera.

T-Rex:
"Magic your time to feel that pain and suffering has finally come. You will not leave the GZW arena alive tonight. I'm here for two purposes and that's to take the title you hold close and put you on the shelf like you did me last month. Count down the seconds old friend because in just a few shorts minutes you'll hold those seconds as champion very closely. I'm coming for you Magic.”

Rex drops the mic as "Number One" by Nelly rips the arena speakers open once again. T-Rex climbs out of the ring and walks back up the ramp and through the curtains.

***

---Tag Team Championship Match: The Fierys vs. What Money Can Buy (Manic Depression and “Money Maker” Dice Morgan)---

Pike: Tag Team Championship action on deck as the GZW Tag Team Champs, What Money Can Buy take on the father and son fan favorites The Fierys!

Hunt: We are about to witness complete boredom as the worst tag team champions to ever hold the belt go up against the lamest tag team in GZW history! No wonder why teams like Endangered Species and the StormRiders are pissed off all the time!

“Greed” by Godsmack plays as Manic Depression and Dice Morgan make their way to the ring. The Tag Team Champions are greeted with a chorus of boos from the capacity crowd. A fan’s sign reads, "Do the smart business thing like Epic—Get the hell outta WMCB!"

“Defy You” by Offspring begins to play and the Feirys, Hades and Dameon make their way down the rampway, slapping the hands of the fans at ringside.

Pike: The Fierys are an exciting and long-standing team!

Hunt: Yeah, so long-standing that they have never held the GZW Tag Team belts!

As the Fierys step through the ropes, WMCB attack the duo before the bell rings. Dice tosses Dameon out of the ring. Dice and Manic then turn their attention to the smaller Hades.

Hunt: Divide and conquer! The Tag Champs are using their heads early on!

WMCB pummel Hades with right hands while his partner is down on the floor. Irish whip by WMCB sends Hades to the ropes. The former LH Champ bounces back off the ropes and ducks a double clothesline attempt. Hades bounces off the far ropes and wipes out the Tag Champs with a cross body on both men. Manic and Dice slowly get up to their feet. Hades grabs Dice by the hair and tosses him out of the ring to even up the odds in the ring.

Pike: Guess Hades and Manic Depression are the legal men by default!

Hades hammers Manic with right hands. Irish whip by Hades. Manic bounces off the ropes and gets taken down with a crisp hiptoss by the youngest Fiery. Manic gets back up to his feet. Hades with a dropkick drops the WMCB member. Meanwhile, Dameon is up onto the apron. Hades tags in his partner/father. The Fierys whip Manic to the ropes. The two men elevate Manic coming off the ropes and takes him down with a huge double back body drop. Manic gets up slowly to his feet. The Feirys move in. Dameon kicks Manic in the midsection then lifts him up in a vertical suplex position and holds him up there. Hades then bounces off the ropes, leaps up and flies at the upside down Manic with a cross body as Dameon falls back with a suplex.

Pike: The Fierys with a combination cross body and delayed vertical suplex! What an innovative move!

Hunt: That was alright…not that great.

Hades goes back to his corner as Dameon lifts Manic back up to his feet. Dameon hammers Manic with right hands. Irish whip by Dameon, reversal by Manic. As Dameon hits the ropes, Dice nails him in the back with a kick. Dameon staggers forward stunned. Manic runs in, grabs Dameon and drops him with an HHH-like face to knee jawbreaker.

Pike: The Tag Team Champs know how to stretch the rules in tag team matches!

Manic tags in Dice. WMCB go to work on Dameon, beating him down with punches. WMCB with a combination belly to back suplex/neckbreaker drops Dameon to the mat.

Hunt: Dameon is a loud-mouthed ignorant hick who just got dropped like some trash from the Jerry Springer show! Whatever happen to the old running with Sincere and hitting Magic and Crystal in the head with lead pipes Dameon?

WMCB stomp away on the down Dameon. Ref Paulie Newman has to pull the non-legal man, Manic, off and send him to the corner. Dice bounces off the ropes and drops an elbow drop to the chest of Dameon. Dice lifts Dameon up to his feet. Dice with a snap suplex takes down the patron Fiery. Hades stands on the apron, trying to cheer on his partner.

Hunt: Oh god, one of those "fans cheer to rally their favorite tag team" routine…

Dice lifts up Dameon and hammers him with a stiff right hand. Dice kicks Dameon in the midsection and then drops him with a DDT. Dice with the cover.

1…2…

Pike: No! Dameon kicks out!

Dice lifts Dameon back up to his feet. Dice with an Irish whip. Dameon bounces off the ropes and gets nailed in the face with a mafia kick. Dice then taunts Hades at ringside. Hades makes the hotheaded mistake of getting in the ring. With Ref Newman trying to keep Hades out of the ring, the Tag Champions doubleteam Dameon in the ring, stomping on him like a dog.

Pike: Classic tag team trickery!

Hunt: Thug tactics at its finest!

Finally Hades goes back to his corner. When Ref Newman turns around, Manic is already back in the corner. Dice lifts up a battered Dameon. Manic lifts up his boot. Dice slams Dameon’s face into the bottom of the boot. Manic is tagged into the match. WMCB whip Dameon into the ropes. As Dameon hits the ropes, Hades tags him on the back, making him the legal man. Dameon bounces off the ropes and ducks a double clothesline from the Champs. WMCB turn to face Dameon. The first ever TV Champion points behind WMCB. What Money Can Buy both turn around only to both get nailed with a missile dropkick, a foot to each man, from Hades.

Pike: Hades showing us why he once was the LightHeavyweight Champion!

The fans erupt as Dameon lifts up Dice and tosses him out of the ring. In the ring, the legal man, Hades drops Manic’s throat over the top rope. As Manic is staggering around Dameon lifts up Manic and drops him with a spinebuster. Hades climbs up to the top, flies off the top rope twirling in a corkscrew moonsault.

Pike: That's their move, Fiery Combo! The cover by Hades!

1...2…

Pike: Three! The Fierys are the new GZW Tag Team Champions! Finally the Fierys have attained the sought after Tag Team Championship!

The fans are on their feet cheering for the new Tag Champs. Suddenly, “Danger” by Mystical plays...

Pike: Uh oh! There's about to be trouble!

The Fierys look to the entrance, but there is no sign of anyone. But suddenly coming out of the crowd and hopping the guard rail...

Pike: It's Elijah Threatt and Joseph “Lost Soul” Synger!

Hunt: Endangered Species!

The Bash Brothers slide into the ring behind the Fierys bats in hand. Threatt and Synger jump Hades and Dameon from behind, bats swinging.

Pike: Endangered Species are taking the Fierys apart in the ring!

Officials flood the ring to pull ES off of the new Tag Team Champions. Threatt and Synger back off, cocky smiles on both their faces.

Pike: The Fierys didn't deserve to get attacked like that!

Hades and Dameon are laid out in the ring, unable to get up.

Hunt: Well they were forewarned on GZW Television that whoever won the titles was going to get an Endangered Species beatdown!

---Intercontinental Championship Match: Triple Threat Match: Kid Kaos vs. “GZW Enforcer” T-Rex vs. “Forsaken One” Magic---

Pike: It is time for the Triple Threat Match for the Intercontinental Championship. Magic will defend against T-Rex and the up and comer Kid Kaos. Can Magic retain the belt? Or will T-Rex and Kid Kaos just tear each other to shreds?

Hunt: Well, the unfair thing about this is that Magic can lose the title without even being pinned? Not like I care about Magic, but there is no justice in that!

Kid Kaos come out first to Xzibit's “Front 2 Back”. Some fans are cheering for the Brother}{ood member while some are booing him. A fan's sign reads, "Not welcome to the BrotherHood, but welcome to the Main Event level!!” Kaos keeps his head high walking down the rampway.

“I AMMMM NUUUMMMMBBBBEEERRRRRR OOONNNEEEE!!!!!!”

T-Rex is next to come to the ring. The fans are solidly behind the Champion of the People as he makes his way to the ring. One fan's sign reads, "Death, Taxes and the GZW Enforcer!"

Rex and Kaos trade glares.

Pike: Wowsers! The tension here is so thick! Someone get the knife!

But the tension is only heightened by the arrival of the GZW IC Champion, Magic, sledgehammer over his shoulder and IC belt around his waist, and his wife/valet Steph. “Here to Stay” by Korn blares as Magic walks down the rampway, pointing to his championship belt, showing Kaos and Rex that he is still IC champion.

All three men are in the ring. Ref Patricia Albertson calls for the bell and the match is underway. Kaos and Rex start the match off hot, double-teaming Magic with rapid punches. A double clothesline by both men sends the champ out of the ring.

Pike: T-Rex and Kid Kaos have formed an alliance here!

But not for long as Kaos turns toward Rex and levels him with a vicious lunging clothesline.

Hunt: Spoke too soon Donutboy!

Kaos snapmares Rex over into a seated position. Kaos lands several kicks to the back of Rex and then follows it up with a low dropkick to the back of the head. Kaos runs to the ropes for momentum, but Magic pulls down the top rope. Magic spills to the floor. Magic hammers away on Kaos on the floor. Kaos fights back with punches of his own. But Rex who dives off the apron and levels both of them with a diving clothesline soon interrupts their party of two. The fans are going crazy. All three men slowly get up and trade blows.

Pike: All three are just hammering away on each other! This is crazy!

Magic gets the upperhand on both men when he rakes the eyes of Rex. Kaos goes to grab Magic from behind, but Magic swings his leg back and nails Kaos in the groin. Magic grabs Kaos and piledrives him onto the Coliseum floor.

Pike: Chocolate covered Dunkin’ Donuts! Kid Kaos may have had his head cracked open like a watermelon!

Magic then takes Rex's head and smashes his face into the steel post. Magic then rolls Rex into the ring. Magic stomps away on Rex in the corner and then chokes him with his boot. The fans jeer the Forsaken One. Magic releases the choke and rocks Rex's head with a series of European uppercuts. Kaos slowly gets to his feet and onto the apron. Magic sends Rex into the opposite corner. Magic charges in, but Rex charges out of the corner and levels Magic with a clothesline. But Kaos leaps off the top rope with a springboard missile dropkick taking down Rex.

Pike: In a triple threat match like this, you need eyes in the back of your head to keep track of all your opponents!

Koas picks up Rex and goes for an Irish whip that is reversed by the Enforcer. Rex picks up a rushing Kaos and nails him with a St. Louis Takeout (Farooq spinebuster). Rex then drops a couple of elbow drops on him. Rex lifts up Kaos to set him up for the Extinction (electric chair drop), but Magic gets back up and nails Rex from behind with an ax-handle. Magic hooks Rex and drops him in a belly to back suplex. Kaos gets up. He and Magic stomp away on Rex. They both lift up the biggest man in GZW and hit a double suplex on him. The fans boo this temporary alliance. Magic looks to Kaos and says something to him. Magic points to his sledgehammer Steph is holding and gestures to his waist making a belt.

Pike: I think Magic is offering Kid Kaos a spot in The Forsaken!

Hunt: Be a smart guy and take it! It could be worse you could be asked to join What Money Can Buy!

Kaos looks away from Magic, as if he is pondering the offer. Kaos then quickly turns and nails Magic with a vicious teeth rattling forearm shiver. The fans pop.

Pike: There's your answer, Magic!

Kaos hammers away on Magic. Irish whip by Kaos and he nails Magic with a jumping calf kick. Magic gets up and Kaos takes him down in a huge belly to belly suplex. Kaos motions to the corner.

Pike: Kid Kaos is going to the top turnbuckle!

As Kaos gets up there, Steph pulls Kaos’ leg, causing him to fall on his crotch on the top turnbuckle.

Hunt: So Steph is not only good for one thing!

Meanwhile, Magic gets up to capitalize on the situation. He climbs up the top to go for a superplex. But as Magic is standing on the second turnbuckle, Rex gets up. He nails Magic with a forearm to the back. Rex hooks Magic's arms and sends him crashing to the mat with a crucifix powerbomb.

Pike: CHOCOLATE COVERED DUNKIN” DONUTS! T-Rex folded Magic's body like an accordion!

Kaos gets down from the turnbuckle. He joins Rex in beating down Magic. They stomp away on him in the corner. They Irish whip Magic hard into the corner. Kaos then Irish whips Rex into the corner with Rex flattening Magic in the corner with a clothesline. The fans erupt.

Pike: Kid Kaos and T-Rex are working together! Now what?

Kaos is calling for a test of strength. Rex looks to the crowd. The two men lock up. Rex gains the upper hand for a moment, and then surprisingly Kaos comes back with a surge of energy. Rex then regains the advantage and brings the smaller Kaos down to one knee. But Magic doesn't let the two forget that this is a triple threat match. He runs in and clotheslines both of them. Magic tosses Kaos out of the ring and into the rampway, leaving him alone with Rex in the ring. Magic ties up Rex in the top and middle ropes, leaving the Champion of the People helpless. Magic hammer away with right hands. Magic turns his back on Rex and turns his attention to the booing fans. Magic tells all the fans to kiss his ass. Magic then charges toward Rex, but Rex breaks free and elevates Magic out of the ring with a back body drop.

Pike: Did you see Magic's back hit the floor? What impact!

Rex goes to the outside. He and Magic start to brawl outside the ring. Ref Albertson goes outside to try to get both men in the ring. Meanwhile, Kaos gets to his feet. But coming down the ramp is Symon with replica LH belt around his waist.

Pike: What does he doing out here? You would think he would be looking for Justin Sharp and Brian Sabre after the attack on him!

Hunt: If the rumours are true about Sincere is his old man than anything he wants Donutboy!

Symon hammers away on Kaos with clubbing forearm blows. Symon lifts up Kaos and powerbombs him into the steel ring post. Meanwhile, on the other side of the ring, Rex slams Magic into the floor with a scoop slam. Back on the other side, Symon rolls Kaos back into the ring. The ex-IC Champ gets in the ring as well. He lifts up a tired Kid Kaos and hits his Symon Says sitout Michinoku driver. Symon then gets out of the ring.

Pike: Wowsers! Kid Kaos' body just got crushed! And like a thief in the night, Symon is gone!

Back to the other two competitors, Rex goes to lift up Magic, but Magic hits a lowblow. Ref Albertson is desperately trying to get both men back in the ring. Magic takes advantage of the prone Rex. He lifts him up and sends Rex crashing through the announcer's table with a suplex.

Pike: Wowsers! Our table!

Hunt: That damn T-Rex!

Magic gets up and gets back in the ring. He is stunned to see Kid Kaos laying motionless in the ring. Magic goes for the cover.

1…

Pike: No! Not like this!

2…

Hunt: C'mon! One more! I have to go pee!

Pike: Three! Magic pins Kid Kaos to retain the Intercontinental Title! What a shame!

Hunt: What are you talking about? What shame? Magic is the still the champ, this match is over and I can go relieve myself!

Magic is not done as he stands above Kaos holding the IC Championship belt. Magic yells at Kaos and slaps him.

Pike: Oh, there is an Intercontinental Champ we can be proud of!

Rex slowly gets up to the cheers of the fans. He gets in the ring and pushes Magic off of Kaos. Magic pushes back and starts to punch Rex. But Rex blocks the punch. The GZW Enforcer unloads a series of thunderous right hands of his own, sending the IC Champ reeling. Rex then charges and clotheslines Magic out of the ring. Magic gets up with the help of Steph. He holds the championship belt over his shoulder and points to Rex.

Magic: This isn't over yet T-Rex! Once forsaken always forsaken!

Rex stands on the turnbuckle, eyeing Magic. Kaos slowly gets up. Kaos pulls Rex down from the turnbuckle.

Pike: What is going to happen between these two?

Kaos looks up into Rex’s eyes. He then looks to the crowd. Kaos extends his hand to Rex. Rex looks to the fans. The two shake hands as the fans erupt.

Pike: What a moment we have here fans! Two great competitors, two differing philosophies, but one common goal; to compete at the highest level and give it their all. Listen to these fans!

Hunt: Yeah yeah. But PW4 is still the champ and there is nothing the fans can do about that! Now I’m gone to go piss!

Pike: That may be true for now Hunt, but how much longer can Magic hold onto to the Intercontinental Title? Time will tell!

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***

---Main Event: Six Man Tag Team Match with Special Referee “Smooth Operator” Billy Bond: “Higher and Higher” Prey, “The Downfall” Rebellion, and “Human Miracle” Pimp Bizkit vs. Pendragon Society (Desecrator, Battlecry, Invincible)---

Pike: This match will pit two factions with very different philosophies!

Pike: That's right. Pimp Bizkit, Rebellion, and Prey are all about being above the common people and the Pendragon Society fight for the common people!

Pike: Well, this match has an extra dimension to it with the GZW Heavyweight Champion Billy Bond as the special referee. Bond and Pimp Bizkit are rumoured to meet at Fallout: Zero Hour for the GZW Heavyweight Title!

Hunt: That no-good Billy Bond better call it down the middle!

Pike: Speaking of Bond...

“Cause he’s a smoooooth operator!!!”

The GZW Heavyweight Champion and special referee for this match, Smooth, comes to the ring to cheers from the fans.

“Brendenburg Concerto No.#2 in F” by Sebastian Bach introduces Battlecry, Invincible and Desecrator, the group collectively known as the Pendragon Society. Des loosens up in the corner, Invincible paces in the center of the ring, and Battlecry stands on the turnbuckle inciting the amped crowd.

“Ya Can’t See The Signs” introduces Pendragon Society’s challengers.

Pike: Here comes a former Intercontinental Champion Pimp Bizkit, Rebellion and Prey!

Hunt: Bringing up the rear is two of Pimp’s Ladies of Leisure!

Pike: Is it strange that Commissioner Profit-Williams has teamed her brother with former HKWF stars?

Rebellion and Invincible start off the match. Reb takes over Invincible with a hiptoss. The Downfall then lays in several European uppercuts. Reb takes over Invincible with a snapmare and applies a rear chinlock.

Pike: Rebellion is a superb technician and perhaps the most technically sound wrestler in the GZW today though one wouldn’t know it, as he has been marred in the Extreme division!

Invincible slowly gets up. Reb tries to hold onto the rear chinlock. Invincible shoots Reb off and into the ropes. Reb bounces off the ropes and Invincible nails him with a dropkick. The former UWU Heavyweight Champion then takes over Reb with a hiptoss. Invincible then whips Reb to the ropes. Invincible nails him with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. Invincible goes to tag in Des.

Pike: Here comes the one-half of the RoccWylders!

Invincible holds Reb and Des lands several punches to the ribs. Des with an Irish whip. Des catches Reb and drops him with a powerslam. The cover by Des but a kickout by Reb. Des scoops up Reb and drives him to the mat with a scoopslam. Des runs to the ropes for momentum. But as Des reaches the ropes, Prey lands a kick to the back of Des. Des turns his attention to Prey. With Des’ back turned, Reb nails him with a clothesline from behind. Prey tags in.

Hunt: Prey looks funny in the ring without Outlaw Wales!

Reb and Prey execute a double suplex on Des. Both men stomp away on the fallen Pendragon knight. As Reb heads to the corner, Prey drops a knee to the forehead of Des. Prey picks up Des and executes a snap suplex.

Hunt: A glorious snap suplex!

Prey tags in Pimp. Pimp tosses Des into the corner. Pimp chokes Des with the boot.

Pike: Pimp is really testing the count!

Smooth threatens to DQ Pimp. The Human Miracle backs away with a cocky smile on his face. Pimp goes for a blatant choke. Smooth counts, but Pimp shows no sign of breaking the choke. Smooth has to pull Pimp off of Des. While Pimp argues with Smooth, Reb and Prey choke Des from the apron.

Pike: Damn Rebellion and Prey! Billy Bond needs eyes in the back of his head to maintain justice in this match!

Pimp turns his attention to Des once again. A beautifully executed double arm suplex by Pimp. Pimp then picks up Des and tosses him out of the ring. Smooth reprimands Pimp for his actions. Meanwhile Reb and Prey whip Des into the steel barricade. Reb charges in, but Des elevates him into the crowd with a back body drop. Prey charges in next, but Des kicks him in the gut and hits a DDT onto the floor.

Pike: What a show of heart by a former Television and LightHeavyweight Champion!

Hunt: But what has Desecrator done lately beside suck Fortune di…

Pimp didn't see the comeback by Des. The RoccWylder rolls into the ring, pretending to be hurt. Pimp goes to pick up Des, but he counters with an inverted atomic drop. Desecrator then knocks down Pimp with a vicious clothesline. Des goes for an Irish whip, but Pimp reverses. Pimp drops his head for a back body drop, but Des counters with a kick. Des hooks Pimp's head and drops him with a DDT. Des makes it to the corner and tags in Battlecry.

Pike: Time to see the light Pimp!

Hunt: You sound stupid!

BC unleashes a series of right hands. Irish whip by BC followed by a jumping calf kick. BC takes Pimp over with a snapmare into a seated position. BC lands several kicks to the back of Pimp's head followed by a low dropkick to the back of his head. BC looks to the crowd as they roar in approval. Irish whip by BC. Pimp bounces off the ropes and BC catches him with a release overhead belly-to-belly suplex. BC looks to his Pendragon mates and calls for the…

Pike: He is going for Devil’s Advocate! If he hits this, it's over!

BC lifts Pimp to his feet. Reb gets into the ring to distract Smooth while Prey comes in and nails BC with a cheap shot from behind. Invincible gets into the ring and tosses Prey out. Then both of them brawl on the floor. Des comes in, not wanting to be left out of the action, and takes Reb to the floor.

Pike: It is pandemonium here!

Meanwhile, Pimp regains a second wind. He nails BC with several European uppercuts. Irish whip by Pimp. He catches BC and drops him in a Samoan drop. Pimp gives an arrogant smirk to Smooth. Pimp lifts BC and nails a cradle piledriver. Pimp goes for the cover.

Pike: This could do it!

1…2...

Pike: Battlecry kicks out! Pimp can't believe it!

Hunt: See, Bond is biased! That was a slow count!

Pike: That count was legit! You know full well that Billy Bond does not have a biased bone in his body!

Pimp gets in the face of Smooth to argue the count. Pimp shoves Smooth back. But BC gets up quickly and rolls up Pimp. The count.

1…2…

Pike: Kick out by Pimp!

Hunt: See, that count was too fast!

Pike: Listen to you! Too slow, too fast! The Heavyweight Champion has called it down the middle!

Pimp gets up and BC hits a sweet belly-to-belly suplex. BC goes to the apron. He waits for Pimp to get up. BC goes for a springboard missile dropkick. Pimp ducks the missile dropkick. BC's dropkick hits Smooth instead.

Hunt: Battlecry also hates Bond's officiating too!

Pike: That was an accident!

BC tries to help up Smooth. Meanwhile, a Lady of Leisure slides the Heavyweight Championship belt into the ring. Pimp takes the belt. BC gets up. Pimp charges in and blasts BC in the face with the belt. But Smooth sees it. He calls for the bell.

Pike: Pimp Bizkit, Rebellion, and Prey have been disqualified!

Hunt: He is biased I tell you!

Pimp grabs the belt and nails Smooth with it next. Reb and Prey get in the ring to lay the boots to Smooth. Des and Invincible come in to help Smooth, but Pimp nails them both with the belt. Reb and Prey lifts up Smooth.

Pike: What are they going to do now?

Hunt: It’s called teaching a little respect to the better man!

Pimp gives Your Mama (slap to the face) and then spits in the face of Smooth. Pimp puts the belt on his shoulder, kicks Smooth in the gut and nails a stunner with the belt!

Pimp grabs a mic. "Don't fight it, Smooth Legs! You can’t ignore me anymore! I’m going to play you alive!!"

Presents

07 May 2002

GZW Action Figures: Series One

Lord of the coliseum

“I AMMMM NUUUMMMMBBBBEEERRRRRR OOONNNEEEE!!!!!!”

“Cause he’s a smoooooth operator!!!”

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