Night
Storm
An instrumental version of “Bring Her Down” by Rob Zombie plays as GZW Sunday Night Storm hits the airwaves. As the orchestra music with a rock beat continues to play and then goes into pianos with heavy guitar, the camera pans around the arena catching some of the signs that fans are holding. There’s everything from the predictable “It’s gonna be Smooth” and a badly drawn picture of Magic, to the more obscure “Pimp Bizkit ate my hamster”, to the cutting “Sincerely beaten at Acceptable Risks” and “Tate Troublesome sold out AGAIN”, to the amusing “I want some T-Sex”.
Siu Ann Wong:
“Good evening everyone and welcome to Sunday Storm, the first GZW event since the cataclysmic event that was Acceptable Risks! I’m Siu Ann Wong, alongside…”
Jackie Lee:
“Jackie Lee! Conichuwa!”
Siu Ann:
“Get a new catchphrase Jackie!”
Jackie:
“No way! You’re just jealous you don’t have as cool a catchphrase as me!”
Siu Ann:
“Whatever, Jackie! Tonight’s matchups include some real hot matches! What about our main event? We’ve got the Intercontinental title on the line when Pimp Bizkit has to defend against T-Rex!”
Jackie:
“Go Pimp! I’m looking forward to seeing that idiot Sho Murakame get his arse kicked by Rebellion! Rebellion has been so impressive in his brief period here!”
Siu Ann:
“We also have two debut matches with Chains, Goldeneye and Axion all in the ring for the first time, and a TV title defence as El Gambit goes one on one with Gideon of the Peacekeepers!”
Jackie:
“And we have Maxx Pain against a mystery opponent… or is that opponents?”
Siu Ann:
“Do you know something I don’t know Jackie? Did you say opponents?”
Jackie:
“My lips are sealed!”
Siu Ann:
“Spoilsport! I can’t wait to find out who Maxx’s opponent is… or opponents are!”
Jackie:
“But without further ado, we’ll go to our first match with the commentating team of Mark Cascade and Albert Cortez! But don’t worry fans, the best commentating team in GZW will be back for the match after that.”
Siu Ann:
“We’re commentating on that one Jackie!”
Jackie:
“Exactly!”
Siu Ann:
“Goodness gracious! Wait a second!”
~~~ Magic ~~~
“Bittersweet” by Fuel begins to play as the fans cheer like crazy, awaiting Magic. Magic and Steph come walking down to the ring, side-by-side and very close to each other. Magic is still scared from the match, but not as bad as what it was. The fans cheer even more as the two come down to the ring. Magic gets up on the apron as Steph climbs up the steps. Magic holds down the ropes for his fiancé as she bends down to get in. Guys in the background whistle to see Steph bend so low. Magic goes to the ring announcer and grabs a mic form her.
Magic: Hello everyone and welcome to MY show, Sunday Storm! (Cheap Pop from the crowd) Well, tonight I thought I would come out here and great you all and to kick off our show here tonight. As you know, or should know, Steph and I are now engaged! Can you believe it? And some said it would never last.
Magic kisses Steph on the cheek to show off what he has. Steph blushes.
Magic: Now, the real reason I am out here tonight is to talk to you all about the match that could have possibly made GZW history forever. Monarch and I accepted the match for Acceptable Risks. Last Man Standing it was, and a damned one at that. If there was ever a match that was more brutal, more exciting, more intense than that then I we must have done minor risks. I have never been in a match that extreme except when I fought Majick. Monarch, I give him his dues. He lived up to his words, but so did I. We both made each other bleed, we broke each other through tables, and we even risked our lives! It all came down to one final decision, a draw! A damned draw! Now Monarch and I made history for getting the first draw in a last man standing match, but to go through all of the pain and suffering to get a draw really pisses the hell out of me! Butterfly boy was right this is far from over. A chapter in our book has just ended, but the story will still continue. Monarch might think he is so great because he can use weapons to win a match. But what about me? I did as much or even more than he did and I’ll be damned if he gets the right to say he is better. HKWF Champion or not, he is nothing but a mere mortal as everyone else here. Monarch, I know you are watching back there. I want you to listen to my words. You are nothing but a punk, trying to scare off people with your… uh… help me out here Steph.
Steph: You’re a potty mouth!
Magic: UM! Thanks Steph, I think. Anyways, she is right. Your language towards others is so disrespectful! If I threw a f*ck here and a f*ck there would that make me a GZW Franchise? Shit, Monarch, if you think a TRUE man then I guess I would have to use the f*cking words you use to be a man. Should I f*ck up your face and make you look like the bitch you are? Hell, how about I go medieval on your ass and show you what a man of true f*cking talent is made of? Monarch, I can use as much words as you. I choose not to because this is a family show for Christ’s Sake! There are kids watching. We don’t want them to grow up like you, or else they would waist their careers as you did! Another thing, Monarch, how dare you lay a damn hand on my fiancé? What gave you the right to touch her with your unworthy hands? Then you planned to strike a woman! You are far less of a man than you already were for doing that! Listen, if I find out you lay one finger, touch one hair strand or piece of clothing on here I will beat you ass so f*cking bad your kids will feel it. That is if you ever find a woman to match the ugliness of your face. But Monarch, just remember that this isn’t over, and when it is over you will know because your ass will be sitting inside a hospital bed with your HKWF strap holding up your broken leg. I hope you folks enjoy your show! I will soon save all of you from watching Monarch when our book is finally shut and I live happily ever after.
“Bittersweet” again plays as Magic drops the mic to the mat. He holds down the ropes for Steph as the couple walks out of the ring side-by-side yet again. Magic looks at Steph and begins to smile after he let out his anger. The two disappear behind the curtains as a commercial cuts in.
~~~ Commercial ~~~
~~~ Derek Ashton vs. Rick Samson ~~~
Mark Cascade: Welcome back to the first GZW show of the year 2002, Sunday Storm! I am Mark Cascade and my partner Albert Cortez here to commentate the first match of the show!
Albert Cortez: I can talk for myself, Stupid Mark!
Cascade: Uh, okay, Cortez! The next match will be yet another tryout match for the Boston gym teacher, Derek Ashton, who has high hopes of making the roster! He had an impressive showing at Acceptable Risks in his first tryout match!
Cortez: It seems that the boys from HKWF, the College Crew have taken an extreme insult to the fact that this “fan” just basically walked off the streets and gets put on pay per view television! I kind of see their point! The College Crew have been in this sport for years, paying their dues, and have just recently been signed to GZW! I think everyone in the locker room should be up in arms!
Cascade: Thank you for your social commentary, Cortez! Rick Samson of the College Crew has not only vowed to put a stop to Derek Ashton’s attempt at getting a contract in GZW but has went as far as saying that after he beats Ashton, Samson is going to make Ashton clean the urinals at the College Crews frat house!
Rick Samson and Brent Wellington III come to the ring with their frequent companion, a cooler full of beer. Their girlfriends, Heather and Linsey follow. A fan's sign reads, "College Crew fluked high school!!" Rick and BW3 taunt the crowd, drawing huge heat. Rick hands BW3 the dirty toilet scrubber.
Cascade: The fans are really letting the College Crew know how they feel about them!
Cortez: They are just jealous! The College Crew are just some fine young gentlemen trying to have a little fun. Oooowwww!!
The tryout wrestler named Derek Ashton makes his way down the rampway. A few fans give out a slight applaud for the wrestler fan that had his tryout match preceding Acceptable Risks last Monday.
Cascade: Buzz around the offices is that the higher ups were so impressed with Derek Ashton’s performance in his dark match at the pay per view that they have asked him to return for another tryout. This time though it will be televised!
Cortez: Well Rick Samson is going to make sure this “fan” doesn’t make it into the GZW! How can some Boston baked bean just walk in the door and think he’s going to get a contract!
Ashton and Samson are in the ring. Samson taunts Ashton as being an amateur and telling Ashton to kiss his ass. Ashton doesn't wait for the ref to start the match. Ashton levels Samson with a clothesline to the back of the head. Ashton beats down Rick in the corner with a series of rapid punches.
Cascade: Fists of fury from the streets of Boston to Samson's face!
Ashton whips Samson to the opposite corner. Samson stumbles out of the corner and Ashton elevates him with a huge back body drop. BW3 gets on the apron to taunt Ashton, but the high school gym teacher knocks him off the apron with a huge right hand. The fans pop like crazy.
Cascade: Derek Ashton is really taking the fight to the College Boy!
Cortez: This is not cool!
Heather and Linsey get on the apron to distract the ref. Meanwhile, Ashton goes to lift up Samson, but Rick Samson nails a lowblow.
Cascade: What a dirty little cheater!
Cortez: What? I didn't see anything!
Samson takes Ashton down with a snap suplex. Samson then continues the attack with a nice quick elbow drop to the chest. Samson picks up Ashton and whips him to the ropes. Samson hits a sweet tiltawhirl back breaker. Samson goes to the ropes to receive a high five from his frat brother.
Cascade: Oh goodness. I wouldn't take my attention off this new guy!
Cortez: Chill out, Stupid Mark! These are the brothers of Suc Mu Phi! They got it under control!
Samson walks over to Ashton and lays in a few stomps. Samson picks up Ashton and shoves him into the corner. Samson chops away on Ashton's chest, the sounds echoing throughout the Coliseum. Samson whips Ashton to the opposite corner. Samson charges in, but Ashton catches him in the face with a boot. Ashton then takes down Samson with a spinning heel kick.
Cascade: Listen to these fans! They are solidly behind Derek Ashton!
Ashton hammers away on Samson with punches in the corner. Samson slumps down in the corner. Ashton, sensing the opportunity, grabs the dirty toilet scrubber and rubs it in the face of Samson.
Cascade: Take that, Samson!
Cortez: Ewww!!!!
Samson quickly gets out of the corner, wiping his tongue with his hands. He gets to the ropes where BW3 offers him a beer to wash the taste out of his mouth. But Ashton pulls Samson's head from behind and nails a reverse suplex. Ashton gets up flexing, hyped from the crowd’s energy. Ashton has Samson set up in a torture rack, setting him up for a Lyger bomb, but BW3 comes into the ring with a beer bottle and smashes it over Ashton's head. The ref calls for the bell.
Cascade: What a dastardly move by the College Crew! Derek Ashton wins by DQ!
BW3 and Samson beat down Ashton with stomps and kicks.
Cortez: That is what you get for dissing the College Crew and making them waste a beer!
The ref can do nothing as he watches Ashton get beat like a dog. But out of the crowd comes a man wearing jeans and an old Hero UwU promotional shirt, wielding a steel-folding chair.
Cortez: What in the world is this?! Anybody from the crowd can just come and get involved with matches?!
Cascade: Holy cow! Cortez, do you have any idea who that is?
The man slides into the ring and clocks BW3 cleanly over the head with the chair. He turns toward Samson and drops him with a vicious clothesline.
Cortez: Somebody call security!!
The College Crew quickly scatter from the ring.
Cascade: No! That’s the former Heavyweight Champion of UwU, Hero! He hasn’t been seen in a wrestling venue in over three months! He saves Derek Ashton here tonight!
The man once known as Hero helps Ashton to his feet while the College Crew make their way to the backstage area. Both sides point to each other, promising to settle things at a future date.
Cortez: This is the GZW not our brother federation, UwU! Is this Hero guy even employed here, Stupid Mark?
Cascade: I have no idea, Cortez! But what a way to kick start Sunday Storm in the year 2002! Right now, it’s back to Siu Ann and Jackie for another debut match!
~~~ Debut Match ~~~
~~~ Chains V Ass Clown & Happy Sumo ~~~
As the show comes back from commercial, “’Cos I Got High” by Afroman hits the PA and the team of Ass Clown and Happy Sumo walk down the aisle as the crowd laugh. Sumo has a plateful of tacos, and offers them to audience members.
Siu Ann:
“I know that these two aren’t exactly number one contenders to the heavyweight title, but it seems a little OTT to have Chains debut in a handicap match!”
Jackie:
“Who cares? D’you reckon I can get one of those tacos?”
Sumo does the salt shaking thing… and then has to have a sit down because he’s exhausted himself. Meanwhile, Ass Clown squirts Jackie Lee with the flower in his lapel!
Jackie:
“I’ll bloody kill him! I’ll bloody well kill him!”
Siu Ann can be heard giggling but before Jackie can have a strop, “Click, Click, Boom” by Saliva hits the PA and the newcomer, Chains, descends from the roof on climbing ropes! Once on the zerotron, he spits a red mist into the air. The crowd, unaware of who he is, but somewhat impressed by his entrance, clap enthusiastically.
Siu Ann:
“And here’s the debutant, Chains! What an entrance!”
Jackie:
“Humph! Dunno whether this idiot’ll actually be able to beat Happy Sumo or Ass Clown! Sure, he’s flashy, but can he actually wrestle?”
Siu Ann:
“Show some respect Jackie! It’s been nearly ten years since you were in the ring, so I’d like to see you take on Sumo or Ass Clown!”
Chains gets into the ring as Happy Sumo and Ass Clown argue over the last taco. The ref calls for the bell, and Chains steams in hitting a clothesline on Ass Clown that sends him fling over the top rope. He then boots Sumo in his massive gut, and hits a swinging neckbreaker on the massive man.
Siu Ann:
“Chains showing he means business here!”
Irish whip by Chains, reversal by Sumo. Sumo goes for a clothesline but Chains ducks and bounces off the ropes again, he then takes down Sumo with a spinning hell kick.
Siu Ann:
“Owy, owy, ow! Did you see the impact of that heel kick?”
Chains leaps high into the air and comes crashing down with a big elbowdrop onto Sumo. Ass Clown gets on the apron, and upon seeing the fate of his teammate, winces. Quick as a cat, Chains charges at Ass Clown ands shoulder barges him off the apron once more. Ass Clown’s head bounces off the steel guardrail and Clown slumps to the floor outside the ring.
Siu Ann:
“Sound tactics by Chains. By keeping Ass Clown off the apron, Sumo can’t get the tag… not sure it’s entirely legal though!”
Jackie:
“Who cares?”
Sumo is up, and charges at Chains hitting him from behind with a belly flop. Chains hits the deck, but gets up very quickly with a look of anger on his face, and immediately hits a high impact, jumping lariat on his rotund opponent.
Siu Ann:
“Owy, owy, ow! Don’t mess with Chains!”
Sumo struggles to his feet, but gets a boot to the gut, from there, Chains hits an X-factor!
Siu Ann:
“Goodness gracious! Chains calls that the Chainopolis!”
Chains showboats for the fans, and then rolls Sumo’s fat, half unconscious body outside the ring. Ass Clown is on the apron, and Chains pulls him over the top rope into the ring!
Siu Ann:
“Chains could have pinned Happy Sumo after that move, but I think he’s trying to prove a point!”
Jackie:
“Who cares? He’s still crap!”
Chains lifts up Ass Clown, and Irish whips him into the turnbuckle. From there, he steams in and hits Ass Clown with a huge, high impact spear in the turnbuckle!
Siu Ann:
“Owy, owy, ow! Ass Clown will be winded for a week after that spear! Chains calls it the Rogue!”
Jackie:
“Who cares? I’m bored now!”
Siu Ann:
“What is Chains doing?”
Chains has sat Ass Clown on the top rope, and has a double underhook. Standing up and steadying himself, he looks to the crowd who look on in disbelief.
Siu Ann:
“Goodness gracious! Is he going to do what I think he is? Eeeeeek! He is! Owy, owy, ow!”
Chains leaps off the top rope with the double underhook and hits a top rope pedigree on Ass Clown!
Jackie:
“Bloody hell! Suddenly I like Chains!”
Siu Ann:
“That was unbelievable!”
Chains with the cover.
1…
Jackie:
“Forget about it!”
2…
Siu Ann:
“What a finisher! Chains calls it the Chainomatic! He could get a fifty count after that move!”
3!
DING DING DING!
Siu Ann:
“Impressive debut from Chains! Ass Clown must have a concussion after that Roll of the Dice!”
Chains is proclaimed the winner, and GZW’s new talent holds up both arms to a reasonable cheer (the fans well impressed with his finisher). He then heads to the back.
Siu Ann:
“After that impressive debut, we have another debut match! GoldenEye takes on Axion! Jackie and I will be passing the reigns over to Albert and Jessica Wuchie for this one!”
Jackie:
“Are you serious? Albert Wuchie commentating as well now? What is GZW coming to?”
Siu Ann:
“Do you want every single one of your colleagues to hate you Jackie?”
~~~ Singles Match ~~~
~~~GoldenEye V Axion ~~~
"Bombshell"
by Powerman 5000 plays as one of the new recruits, GoldenEye makes his way down
to the ring. The fans give him a
semi-reaction, not knowing who he is.
GE approaches the ring and gets inside, taunting the fans respectfully.
Albert: GoldenEye new to GZW, and now we see him first REAL show match.
Jessica: Axion as well. I have a feeling this match will turn out good.
“Dance With Death” by Sonny Cheebah/Rocks The World (OOC: I think that is the group who sings it “Axion”) is the next to play. Axion steps into view as the fans also give a mixed reaction, but mostly a heel pop. Axion gets into the ring and looks across the ring at GoldenEye. The ref calls for the bell as the two quickly lock up. GE with a first move, being that of a headlock. He holds the move on for a while, but Axion pushes GE into the ropes. GE comes back as Axion meets him with a shoulder block. Axion then bounces off the ropes and goes to his GE, but he lies down as Axion jumps over. Axion comes back and GE jumps over him like a leapfrog. Axion stops and turns around, but GoldenEye hits him with an arm drag. He keeps his arm locked, trying to pull it out of his socket. Axion gets to his feet while his arm is still locked. Once to his feet he tosses GE off of him. GE gets to his feet but is knocked back down again with a standing drop kick (Think a heavyweight drop kick).
Jessica: This match is getting off to one good start.
Albert: Being that these two different gives match spice flavor.
Jessica: You need to learn English bro. (She means that seriously because Albert Wuchie is her brother).
GE staggers to his feet, ready to fight more. But Axion takes him down with a forearm, smashing into GE’s forehead. GE is quick to his feet as Axion goes for a clothesline but GE ducks it. Axion turns around and is met with a few punches. GE grabs onto Axion’s arm and tosses him into the farthest turnbuckle. GE charges closely behind. Axion crashes into the turnbuckle, stomach first. GE squashes him from behind. GE moves back as Axion staggers back himself. GE grabs Axion by the head, and then slams him down with a neckbreaker. Axion rolls out of the ring, holding his head in pain. GoldenEye stays inside and waits for his opponent’s return. Axion is slowly up to his feet, but gets back into the ring. GE kicks Axion in the mid-section then hooks his arm over his while front face lock is in effect. GE looks to be going for the suplex, but Axion stops it by dropping to one knee. Axion then tries for a suplex, but GoldenEye stops it as well. The two then try to go for a suplex at the same time, but end up falling face first.
Albert: Both men try suplex at same time!
Jessica: Which caused them to both fall forward
Albert: Duh!
The two get up at about the same time. Axion gets the first move, by tossing GE into the ropes. As he comes bouncing back he takes GE down with a sit-down clothesline. He continues to keep the hold, with a modified headlock and sleep combined (Think Dragon Sleeper just Axion facing the other way). GE kicks his legs into the mat, trying to get free from the hold. GE begins to get to his feet as Axion applies more pressure to the hold. GE begins to fade, but starts to elbow Axion in the back. Axion releases the holds, as GE gets free. GE goes for the quick momentum but Axion goes for another clothesline. GE catches Axion’s arm and hooks it over his shoulder, sweeps his leg, then slams him into the mat with an STO (Standing Take Out). GE picks up Axion after the move then grabs him in a back waist lock. GE sends Axion over his head with a German suplex. Axion hits the mat hard on the back of his neck.
Jessica: GoldenEye looks to be weakening Axion’s neck!
Albert: It could be for Golden Bomb move.
GE walks over by Axion’s head, and then kneels by him. He takes Axion’s head in his hands then begins to bounce it over and over on the hard mat. The ref pushes GE off, saying it is an illegal move. GE shrugs his shoulders and picks Axion back to his feet. Axion is quite dizzy from the attacks to his head area. GE plants a few punches to Axion’s head then tosses him into the turnbuckle. GE runs after him, but Axion turns around and jabs his elbow into GE’s chin. GE totters about the ring, holding chin. Axion is now trying to regain strength after being attack earlier. GE goes back to hit Axion, but Axion switches places and tosses GoldenEye into the turnbuckle. He begins to attack his opponent with a flurry of fists. GE begins to slip, then falls on his behind, in the turnbuckle. Axion runs to the opposite side of the ring, then charges at GE. Once he approaches him his kicks GE in the face, which is trapped between the turnbuckle. Axion helps GE to his feet aggressively. He then tosses GE across the ring by his hair. The fans “Ohh!” at the site of GE being tossed by his hair.
Albert: This barbaric! Axion could make GoldenEye’s hair wig!
Jessica: I could use one of those in his color.
Albert: Well, if you ask I’m sure Axion will be more than happy to give you one.
Axion grins at his actions and goes to get GE. GE seems to be prepared as he rises off the ground and connects with a tackle. Axion and GE roll around the ring, punching each other as women do. Axion has enough and tosses GE off him. He heads for GE and lays a few kicks to him. He picks up GE, but GE pushes Axion down and grabs his legs. He stiffens Axion, and then catapults him into the turnbuckle face first. Axion wobbles around for a while, but when he turns to face GoldenEye he is hit with a super sidekick!
Jessica: Nice move!
Albert: GoldenEye trying to get back into match.
Axion is slowly trying to get back to his feet, but GE keeps taunting him and punching him down. Axion has enough and comes off the ground with a clothesline. GE hits the mat hard. Axion gets to GE and picks him up. He grabs his arm and tosses him into the ropes. Once GE comes back Axion drops GE down with a drop toehold. Axion quickly gets to his feet then suddenly locks in a Texas Cloverleaf!
Jessica: A Cloverleaf! A move both men are familiar with.
Albert: Axion not going to make GoldenEye happy by using one of finishing maneuvers.
GE screams in pain as the submission hold is applied. He is close to the ropes, so he grabs on. The ref yells at Axion to break the hold, but he ignores and drags GE to the middle of the ring. GE begins to fade, but he suddenly gets a rush and trips Axion. GE gets to his feet, and then applies his Fear Factor (Cloverleaf). Axion screams in pain now as GE applies the same move. Axion slowly makes his way to the ropes and grabs on. The ref forces GE off.
Albert: These two giving all into match.
Jessica: I agree Albert.
Axion is slowly propping himself up by the ropes. GE is not paying attention as all of it is towards the ref. Axion gets to his feet, still wobbly. GoldenEye catches this and charges at Axion, but Axion plants a desperate Spinebuster (A la Faarooq). Axion falls weakly over GE for a pin.
One…
Two…
Thr…
GE kicks out. Axion doesn’t notice because he is still in pain. The two start to get to their feet, slowly regaining composure. They begin to battle it out with a war of punches. GE goes for a hard right, but Axion ducks and grabs onto GE’s head, then dropping him with a jawbreaker. GE staggers around. Axion then picks up GE onto his shoulder, looking for Action (TKO). He spins him around, but GE glides off his shoulders. Axion turns around in confusion. GoldenEye then delivers a kick to the mid-section. He throws Axion’s head between his legs, then lifts him up on his shoulders, runs, and plants him with the…
Albert: Goldenbomb (Running Jackknife Powerbomb)!
GE goes for the pin.
One…
Two…
Three!!!
Jessica: GoldenEye wins the match!
Albert: I think it good match! GoldenEye must try to prove something to Rebellion.
Jessica: I guess so. WAIT! Speak of the damned devil himself.
Rebellion jumps over the guardrail, steel chair in hand. He slides inside the ring and whacks GE over the back with the weapon. GE arches his back in pain. As he turns to face the culprit, but he is struck by the chair. Rebellion stands over GE with a proud look on his face. Rebellion then takes off his Extreme Championship, which was wrapped around his waist. He waits till GE gets to his feet, which he begins to do. Once GE gets to his feet Rebellion charges at him and hits him with the championship, almost leaving an imprint on his face. Rebellion stands above GoldenEye, holding his gold.
Rebellion: This is as close you are going to get to it bitch! Don’t mess with me for you will be taken you’re your downfall!
The ref begins to argue with Rebellion. Rebellion just turns around and knocks him down with the championship. Axion is next to his feet, but Rebellion is on a roll as he takes him down too. Rebellion taunts around in the ring. He then picks up the motionless GoldenEye. He puts him in a front headlock. He pulls GE’s arm over his back and lifts him into the air. He drops GE down with the Revolt (Hammerlock DDT) on the championship. GE is out cold.
Jessica: This is sick!
Albert: I better hide. Rebellion said if he see me again I have no happy year.
Rebellion swipes his championship back into his arms and climbs out of the ring. Refs begin to run down to the ring as does GZW officials who look at Rebellion with disgust. The scene comes to a close as Rebellion grins in pleasure of his actions.
~~~Singles Match ~~~
Big Country V Magic ~~~
Dean: Hey everybody, and up next we have Big Country taking on Magic!
Will: yup! and this couwd be vewy good match, and T-Wex seems to be invowved with this quite awot!
Dean: how you mean?
Will: weww wets have a wook at this shaww we! on one hand we have Magic who was in the Forsaken stabwe in EWO, and are best fwiends here in GZW!
Dean: big deal!
Will: On the other hand we have Big Countwy that has onwy just come to wight as of late is T-Wex’s brother!
Dean: yea it’s obvious the Country boy got all the talent in their family, like I got all the talent in myn, and that’s why they call me the “Multi-Talented ONE” and they don’t call me some silly name like Jackie Lee! What kind of a name is that? At least Billy and Jennifer have sensible names. Just because there not from here, doesn’t mean that they can’t be normal especially Jackie isn’t that a girls name anyway?
Will: Yes, but it can be a man’s name as wew, anyway tawking about fewwow commentators we wouwd, wike to put big pwops out to, Memphie Pike, and Howwy Fortune. Who might I say did a gweat job at Acceptable Wisks!
Dean: It was okay I suppose, but I am the best commentator in GZW history.... in fact I am the best commentator in history full stop! But talking about commentating my man Pimp did some great colour commentary! What a great job he did for a man who is a wrestler!
Will: pwease! Pimp, was howwible he was mean, and cwude towards Howwy! that man is just a sick sexist!
Dean: like you wouldn’t do the same if you had as fine woman sitting next to you!
Will: I wouwd not!
Dean: oh I forgot you like Men!
(With that said a pyro explodes, and “ Off The Wall” by Eminem & Redman begins to play on the PA system, and Big C comes out and is met by boos from the crowd, Big C just curses back at them, as he slowly but surely makes his way down to the ring)
Dean: look at the Country man, he looks in great shape, and although he was in a match that he was screwed out of at Acceptable Risks, he is still coming out here tonight to give his all! What a great man this is! Sho Murakame preaches how he does everything for the fans, well this man REALLY does!
Will: yea okay, but for the record Big C was defeated at Acceptabwe Wisks by Diamond Swedge, and it was WMCB who twyed to interfere and cost Diamond the match, and if it wasn’t for the west of the Peace Keepers coming down then they wouldn’t have been bwought to at weast some justice.
Dean: during the course of the night tho it would be the Peace Keepers, being brought to justice as Manic Depression got the win over Sho Murakame, and brought these Peace loving morons to justice! Thank you Manic! Manic has got to be one of the most under rated wrestlers here in GZW
(Big C is pacing in the ring, and suddenly a variety of fireworks go off and “Bittersweet” by Fuel begins to play on the PA system, the fans burst out in a huge Face pop, Magic walks down to the ring, and gives the fans High fives as he walks by the security rail)
Will: wook at Magic, such a fan friendwy man, and after his Epic battwe at Acceptabwe Wisks I am surpwised he’s even wawking yet, wet awone fit to wrestle!
Dean: yea, maybe you can try an explain why a man as great as Monarch is wasn’t able to finish Magic off?
Will: maybe because Magic was giving the match his aww! and wefused to give up, and you know as weww as I do that Magic is NO push over! heww he’s a past GZW heavyweight Champion
Dean: yea exactly PAST! He’s gone he’s yesterday’s news, the only good thing to be is the Present and future! What good is it to be all washed up like Magic is? None that’s what, so bigup my man Pimp both a present Champion and a future champion! WOOOOOO HOOOOOOO!
(Big C, and Magic begins to circle each other, and referee Chris Brownlow, calls for the bell to begin the match)
Dean: Hey, we aint got our usual Ref for once! We have a new referee Mr Brownlow!
Will: weww spotted Dean!
(Big C, and Magic lunge forward at each other and Rex’s brother gets the advantage, and places the Desert Storm into a headlock. Big C applies some pressure. Magic pushes his opponent off him, and into the ropes. Desert Storm ducks down, and the ex Extreme Champion glides over the top of his opponent and bounces into the far ropes. The Ex Forsaken member brings his knee up to attempt to catch Country in his bread basket, but the Ex Chaos Theory member see it coming and catches the mans legs, and waves a finger at him as to say “No”. Big C the uses his size and strength to roll under the Storm, and take him down as he holds onto Magic’s leg, and he turns it into an ankle lock!)
Will: WOW an ankwe wock so earwy on in the match, and Magic has awready been thwough a grueling match this past week! These seems wike sound tactics from The Big Countwy man!
Dean: I think he’s been learning from some of those classic Pimp matches! Everybody knows what a great submissionist Pimp is even Kandi said so!
(Country is grinding in the ankle lock, and Magic is gritting his teeth, and letting out screams a Pain, as he edges closer to the ropes, inch by inch, Magic gets closer, until he reaches his arm out full stretch, and grabs hold of the bottom, rope causing referee Brownlow to execute a four count, before Big C releases the hold)
Dean: HAHA time is on Big C’s side tonight then! the longer this match goes on the harder it will be for this little Waster to get back into it!
Will: unfortunatewy I’ww have to agwee with you Dean on that one! after aww Magic went thwough another gweat Wast Man standing match that the GZW is wegendary for at Acceptable Wisks! if you missed it suggest you went the video as it was a truewy gweat night!
(Magic with the aid of the ropes gets to his feet, and as he does, the man who once turned his back on T-Rex to join the Chaos Theory charges at Crystals ex, but Stephs boyfriend takes Big C over the top ropes to the outside, but Country lands on the apron, and spins Magic round by his shoulder, and then bring Magic’s neck down across the top rope, that sends Magic back down to the apron. Big C grabs hold of Magic’s legs, and pulls them each side of the turnbuckle, and the male audience in the crowd seemingly cluth their crothes, as Magic writhers in pain, as Big C, laughs and taunts the crowd)
Dean: YES! no baby Magics! hehehe!
Will: weww if he isn’t going to have babies, then maybe his bwother wiww continue the wrestwing twadition by bwinging up a son into the wrestwing business!
Dean: Nah, no woman is daft enough to go that far with that Big Smurf Hades! even his girlfriend Aqua won’t go that far with him! she seeks me for all her pleasures and deirese in life, as will Steph after that shot to the groin area!
(The referee reaches a four count counting out Big C before the he rolls back into the ring to stop the count. The man that drives a truck, then scrapes up Magic back to his feet, Big C then Irish Whips Magic across the ring into the turnbuckle, But Magic momentum sends him also flying over the top turnbuckle and to the floor (once seen done by Sergeant Slaughter on Triple H a couple of years ago... it was a December PPV in the WWF anyhow))
Will: WOW! Big C with sending Magic to the turnbuckwe with some force there!
Dean: yea WOOOOO I knew that there Country man would take it right to Magic tonight, and he’s not letting me down either!
Will: Taking nothing away from Big C, but I think Magic weawwy is feewing the effects from his match with Monarch!
(Big C takes the opportunity to taunt the fans some more, as Magic is on the outside. Big C yawns to the crowd to show his arrogant side, as Magic begins to make it to his feet)
Will: Big C showing diswespect towards Magic an ex GZW heavyweight champion!
Dean: can you blame him? After all facing this little puff of wind!
(Magic is back to both feet, but as he turns to face the ring, he is met by a baseball slide from Big C, that knocks him back into the security rail)
Dean: Big C is absolutely flawless tonight!
Will: as the ever popular dance song by “The Ones” back in the UK says!
(Big C picks up Magic by the hair, and rolls him back into the ring, as the referee gets to a two count as he is counting both men out)
Dean: all Big C has to do is take his time the match will soon be his! all his!
(Big C follows Magic into the ring, by rolling under the bottom rope, Big C gets to his feet and picks up Magic’s body from the apron, and whips him once again into the turnbuckle this time he stays there, ad Big C follows up with a spear in the corner however Magic dodges the bullet, and the Country man gets nothing but steal, Magic pulls Big C out of the corner and rolls him up in a small package, and Ref Brownlow makes the cover)
ONE.......
Will: one mistake by Mr Countwy and Magic capitawises, wike a veteran eyeing his opportunity!
TWO.......
Dean: He got lucky that time! thats all!
(KICKOUT)
Will: Big C won’t stay down!
Dean: No not that easily!
(Magic is on his feet, seemingly on a second wind, as he awaits Big C to get to his feet, as he does he rocks Big C with a series of European uppercuts that knocks Country to the ropes. the Desert Storm, the whips Country to the far ropes. Big C bounces off the ropes, and Magic goes to mat, Big C jumps over Magic’s body into the set of ropes he came from, and bounces off those. Magic is back on his feet, and catches him with a spinning heel kick to the face of Big C into a cover)
ONE.....
Dean: What’s it with Magic and every time he gets Big C on the mat going for a cover
TWO.....
Will: sign that he’s feewing the effects from the PPV, he’s trying to win the match quickly so he can go backstage and nurse his wounds
(KICKOUT)
Dean: you ask me he looks just like a wound! UGLY!
(Magic again the first to his feet, and he picks up Big C, and whips him to the turnbuckle, Magic follows up quickly jumping onto Big C, grabbing hold his head, and his feet in his stomach, and he flips Big C out of the corner. Magic jumps to the top rope, and waits for Big C to get to his feet and he does but stumbles a little before the Desert Storm knocks him back down again with a missile dropkick, into another Pin attempt from Magic!)
ONE........
Dean: now this is getting to predictable Big C on the mat Magic makes a cover!
TWO.....
Will: Can’t say I bwame him!
(KICKOUT)
Dean: yea he’s scared of BIG C it’s that simple!
(Magic is up again to his feet, and picks up a somewhat dizzy Big C. Magic bounces into the ropes and jumps up and wraps his legs around Big C’s neck looking for a hurricarina, but Big C gets his arms up stoping him, and then points down with his thumb, but Magic slips down the back of Big C and takes him down with a sunset flip into a pin)
ONE......
Will: Big C thought momentum was back on his side but it wasn’t to be!
TWO......
Dean: yea surprise surprise Magic went for yet another Pin nobody would have predicted that!
(KICKOUT)
Dean: that’s Magics fourth pin attempt of the night he’s just too boring that’s the only way to explain what Magic is BORING!
Will: so you’re saying Magic a man loved by millions is BORING?
Dean: well that’s what I heard Steph tell me about, She was saying how on TV he appears interesting, but in real life he’s boring like their sex life! She wanted a real man like me the “Multi-Talented One”
(Magic picks up Big C, and hits .......)
Will: Countwy Vawwey Dwiver *CVD* (Death Valley Driver)
Dean: but that’s Big C’s own finisher! what a copy cat Magic is!
(Magic makes a cover)
ONE....
Dean: He might win off that... seeing as he stole Big C’s move!
TWO....
Will: Magic calls it mockery!
THREE.......
(NO, from out of nowhere, came Epic, and Eclipse who pull the referee out of the ring, to stop the count, the referee lectures them both, and Magic is peering over the ropes, as on the other side of the ring pops up Manic Depression, and as Magic turns around levels him with a spear, and pulls Big C on top of him, and the ref turns around and makes the cover)
ONE....
Will: no it can’t go down wike this!
TWO....
Dean: It can and it will!
THREE......
Will: NO, don’t beweive it Magic rowwed his shouwder off the gwound! he is stiww in this thing! can anything keep this man down?
(What Money Can Buy, look gobsmacked on the outside, as both Magic, and Big C get to their feet simultaneously, The crowd are really getting behind Magic, as they start a chant of “Big C sucks, Big C sucks”, Magic throws a right hook to the side of Magic’s head, and then Big C attempts a punch that Magic ducks, and Big C spins around, and is taken down with a Atomic Drop followed by a quick bulldog into a cover)
ONE.....
Will: that couwd do it!
TWO......
Dean: No, no no it can’t!
THREE.....
Dean: NO WMCB jsut interfered again, with Epic entering the ring and dropping an elbow to the back of Magic to stop the cover, on the other side of the ring, Manic, and Eclipse hit Magic with a con-chair-to, and Big C rolls over onto Magic)
ONE....
Dean: Now this will be all!
TWO......
Will: surewy Magic can’t continue in this match and beat Big C, with thwee men interfeweing?
THREE....
Will: No, Magic with a foot on the wopes, it isn’t over at aww!
Dean: HOW the hell did he do that?.... but then again a con-chair-to would do nothing to him... theres no feeling where there’s no sense!
(Big C is up to his feet, and smacks his left fist in his right palm three times, at the referee to say it was a three count, but the referee shakes his head, and tells him that Magic had his foot on the ropes. Big C turns his attention back to Magic, and he picks him up by his hair, and whips him into the ropes. Magic bounces off the far ropes, and ducks a clothesline attempt by Big C, and then flies over the ropes, an clears out Eclipse with a suicide dive)
Will: SUICIDE DIVE... unbewievable! Magic getting such a beating, and stiww he hits a move wike that!
(Magic, manages to roll over Eclipse and up to his feet, and Epic, and Manic attempt a double clothesline, that Magic ducks and hits a reverse DDT onto the steal rampway on Epic, Manic then turns around as Magic bounce back up to his feet, and Magic hits a powerslam onto the rampway)
Will: OWWW! painfuw for WMCB their!
Dean: what are they doing? just take out that Punk Magic!
(Magic looks back to the ring, as the referee is on an eight count, counting out Magic. Big C, gulps and looks to the crowd, and around him, as their is nobody left to help him, as Magic Slides back into the ring, as the referee reaches nine, and charges, at a bewildered Big C, and takes him down with a series of punches (a la Austin))
Will: Magic has just turned it up a gear here!
Dean: DAMN PUNK!
(Magic gets back up to his feet, with the crowd chanting “MAGIC, MAGIC”. Magic then picks up Big C, and puts his shoulder in Big C’s bread basket, and drives him into the turnbuckle, he then climbs the turnbuckle, and mounts punches as the crowd count.... EIGHT.... NINE.... TEN.... Magic gets from off the top of the turnbuckle, and Big C goes to fall to the ground, but Magic knocks him back to the turnbuckle before he can fall, with a kick to the side of Country’s head)
Will: I think Country is feeling the Desert Storm now!
Dean: NOOOOO! not the Desert Drizzle!
(Magi sits Big C up on the top rope, and hits a top rope hurancanrana on Big C that he then follows up into a cover)
ONE.......
Will: know surwy Magic has finished it?
TWO.......
Dean: We can’t have this little waster winning!
THREE....
Dean: NO Manic with the save!
(Manic whacks Magic on the back with a steal for the save, but the referee calls for bell, and disqualifies Big C)
Will: It’s over Magic wins!
Dean: but by DQ! and at the moment he doesn’t look like much of a winner to me..... hehe
(Manic puts down the chair, as Magic is being quadruple teamed when all of a sudden from the back comes Diamond, Davis, Gideon, and Sho Murakame, who come charging down the rampway, and WMCB escape through the crowd once again)
Will: they’re running away! again!
Dean: as the motto says run to fight another day!
(In the crowd Eclipse and Manic hold up Big C’s arm, and the four just point to the ring, where the Peacekeepers, and Magic point back at them)
Will: Has Big C just joined WMCB?
Dean: WOW!
~~~ Backstage ~~~
Magic bids the Peacekeepers thank you as he walks the opposite down the hallway. Still woozy after his jumping by WMCB, he staggers toward his dressing room. The calling of his name abruptly stops him. Magic turns back to see the unfamiliar voice and is blindsided in the head with a sledgehammer. Over and over again, the Desert Storm is pounded in the ribs with the sledgehammer.
Barely conscious, Magic fights to stay awake to see his assailant. Through the daze Magic manages to see the masked figure of Novacaine. The twisted newcomer laughs a crazed laughter as he rest the sledgehammer on his shoulder.
Novacaine: Remember me, Magic? Probably not. This is just a little bit of what is yet to come.
Novacaine swings the hammer several more times at the weakened ribs of Magic before walking off.
~~~ Gauntlet Match ~~~
~~~ Maxx Pain V WMCB (Epic, Eclipse, and Manic Depression) ~~~
“My Way by Limp Bizkit comes to a huge reaction to the fans as it begins to play. Maxx Pain comes walking down to the ring while the fans cheer for him. Once Maxx gets to the ring he looks at the crowd and spots someone familiar. He walks over to the man, who is seen to be Dice Morgan. The two shake hands before Maxx Pain gets into the ring, awaiting his opponent.
Albert: Wonder who opponent is!
Jessica (Albert’s sister): I don’t know, Albert, but Maxx Pain looks prepared.
"Mr.
Writer" by the Stereophonics suddenly hits as the What Money Can Buy
member and one half of the Tag-Team Champions, Epic, and walks down to the
ring. Boos shower down upon him as he
approaches his opponent. Maxx Pain
looks down at Epic, almost laughing at his competition. Epic rolls into the ring and heads for Maxx
in an instant. He lays a few punches to
the big man, but to no effect. Maxx
Pain grabs Epic’s fist after a few punches and starts to squeeze it. The bell rings in the background. Epic drops to one knee in pain as Maxx
twists it now. Epic then flips to
untwist his arm and takes down Maxx with an arm toss. Epic follows up with a quick elbow drop. Max Pain gets to his feet quickly.
Jessica: Never expect, uh, Epic to be the mystery opponent.
Albert: Epic good athlete! You no dis him!
Jessica: But look who he is fighting!
Max Pain stands over Epic, who bounces backwards and off the ropes. He comes back and goes to clothesline Maxx down, but to no effect. Maxx just punches Epic down. Epic is quick to his feet, but Maxx takes him down with yet another punch. A little slower is Epic. Maxx decides to make it more painful by clotheslining him down hard. Epic slams to the mat and rolls backwards due to the impact. Maxx lifts Epic up by his hair and throws him into the turnbuckle, proceeding to charge at him. Epic lifts both of his legs up in the nick of time to hit Maxx before he could hit his target. Maxx staggers around for a while. Epic gets back some energy and jumps off the ground with a dropkick. Maxx again staggers. Epic then goes to hit Maxx Pain with a few chops to the chest. Maxx Pain stands tall, ignoring the shots. He grabs Epic’s head then sends him into the turnbuckle. He starts to do some chops himself, Epic screams as each one connects as the fans “Whoooo!” at the shots. Maxx then levels with one final chop, making Epic fall on his knees, groping in pain.
Albert: Sucks to be him.
Jessica: Well, knowing What Money Can Buy, they will find out a way.
Albert: I actually think Epic going to do match fairly!
Jessica: And that would be when hell freezes over brother.
Maxx lifts up his opponent, almost laughing at the easy match. Epic retaliates and quickly gets behind Maxx Pain, following with a kick to the back of his legs. Maxx is the one on his knees now. Epic then dropkicks Pain’s head, sending him face first into the mat. Epic climbs on top of Maxx and starts the slap the back of his head. After doing so he grabs Maxx’s hair, lifts his head off the ground, then slams it back into the canvas with numerous face busters. Satisfied with himself, Epic gets off the prone Maxx Pain and lays a few cocky kicks to him. Epic taunts around the ring. Maxx Pain is now getting back to his feet, ready to continue. Epic runs at Maxx, looking for a flying cross body. Maxx catches him in mid-air, and then tosses him out of the ring with a fall away slam!
Jessica: Stale Cookies! Maxx Pain just threw Epic out of the ring with a fall away slam! Epic has to be feeling effects to that!
Albert: This match getting too extreme early!
Jessica: That’s GZW for ya!
Maxx Pain steps over the top rope then to the outside. He looks down at Epic, who is trying to get to his feet. Like a kid torturing a bug, Maxx Pain pokes at Epic with his finger. Fans start to laugh at Epic, who begins to anger. Maxx Pain goes for another finger poke, but Epic grabs his finger and snaps it backwards.
Albert: Ouchie! That brake or sprain finger!
Jessica: Maxx Pain is probably regretting he poked Epic.
Maxx Pain starts to flick his hand, trying to get his finger back into place. While doing that, Epic climbs up on the ring apron, waiting for his prey. Maxx Pain turns around, still aching in pain. Epic runs and jumps off the apron, catching Maxx’s head, spinning and planting his head into the thin mat covering the cement with a tornado DDT! Epic begins to rise to his feet. He rolls inside the ring. The ref begins the count.
One…
Two…
Three…
Four…
Maxx shows motion.
Five…
Six…
Seven…
Max his up to one knee.
Eight…
Nine…
Maxx gets to his feet, but Epic jumps out of the ring, looking for a jumping body splash (A la UnderTaker). The ref stops the count. Maxx Pain then catches Epic in a bear hug position. He charges with Epic in his arms and cracks Epic’s back against the steel post outside. Maxx holds onto Epic only to throw him back inside the ring. Maxx climbs up and over the ropes. Epic is motionless in the middle of the ring as Maxx approaches him. Maxx lifts up Epic by his hair, and then places his head between his legs.
Jessica: Uh oh!
Albert: He look for powerbomb!
Maxx lifts Epic up, onto his shoulders. Just before he is about to drop him Epic lays a few punches to the back of his head. Epic then flips and takes Maxx down with a hurancanrana! The desperate maneuver leaves both men out.
One…
Two…
Three…
Maxx is propping himself up by the ropes. Epic is slowly crawling to his feet.
Four…
Five…
Six…
Maxx is first to his feet, but shortly after is Epic. The two meet in the middle of the ring and begin to exchange punches. Left right, left right. After an endless battle of fist fighting, it is stopped when Epic crawls under Maxx Pain’s legs. Maxx looks around in confusion to where his opponent went. Epic then grabs Maxx Pain’s hair and connects with a neckbreaker after dropping him.
Jessica: A form of Epic Battle!
Albert: That might finish match!
Epic goes for an immediate pin.
One…
Two…
Th…
Maxx Pain kicks out with authority! Epic flies across the ring (Think X-Pac after pinning Kane). Maxx gets to his feet quickly and runs at Epic. He tries for a clothesline, but Epic ducks it. When Maxx turns around Epic goes for a kick, but Maxx catches his foot. Epic hops up and down, trying to get balance. He then jumps off the ground, going for Business Deal (Inziguri) but Maxx ducks it. Maxx then places Epic face first, grabs onto his legs and falls onto his back, tossing Epic across the ring with a reverse catapult!
Albert: Unique move!
Jessica: Agree with that!
Maxx Pain gets to his feet and runs at Epic, who is still lying in the middle of the ring. He drops onto Epic with an elbow drop. Epic flinches as the move connects. Pain gets back to his feet and again looks for an elbow drop, but Epic rolls out of the way. Epic is slow to his feet, but Maxx is quick. Maxx looks to hit a big boot, just locking in his target. Epic gets to his feet. Maxx charges at Epic with all his might and lifts his leg up for the big boot. Epic ducks the move and grabs Maxx Pain from behind.
Jessica: Could be his reverse DDT!
Epic grabs Maxx in the reverse DDT position. Just before he could drop him with the move, Maxx reaches his arm over and grabs Epic by the throat! Maxx stands up straight, still choking Epic. He then lifts his opponent high into the air, stalling him. Maxx drops Epic to the mat, shaking the whole ring as he does. Maxx pain goes for a pin.
One…
Two…
Three!!!
Albert: Maxx Pain win match! I guess he beginning winning streak!
Just as Maxx begins to celebrate “Lights, Camera, Action” by Mr. Cheeks begins to play. Maxx looks down at the entranceway in confusion. Seth Richards comes out from behind the curtain, dressed in a brown suit (Think new BossMan). He has a microphone in his hand, lifting it up to his mouth to speak. His music stops for him to do so.
Seth Richards: Maxx Pain! Congratulations! You have defeated one of our loyal What Money Can Buy Members. You know what? We could use someone like you in our formation! How about you take the offer and we let your wildest dreams come true?
Maxx Pain calls for a mic as he is immediately given one.
Maxx Pain: Me, join your group of chicken shits? Please, I would be better off forming with Ass Clown and Happy Sumo! I’ll tell ya what to do with that offer! Shove it up your ass, so far up so that we don’t have to see it again!
Seth Richards: Maxx then let me offer you something else. Since you think WMCB is a load of jokes, then here is a joke for you! Your match is now a gauntlet match! Eclipse get him!
“Gets Me Through” by Ozzy Osbourne hits and out comes running
Eclipse. The fans boo as Eclipse
reaches the ring. He slides inside but
Maxx is on his guard, kicking Eclipse early in the game.
Albert: Who died and make Seth boss?
Jessica: Seriously Albert, this match was an open challenge and WMCB got to it first and asked for a gauntlet!
Albert: Maxx Pain, he not gives into money! Hell, if I have chance I join WMCB, but they give me bad name.
Jessica: Worse than it already is?
After a few kicks Eclipse grabs his leg and side sweeps him, causing the big man to fall. Eclipse gets to his feet, quickly followed by Maxx Pain. Eclipse gets the first move in, being that of a standing twisting arm bar. Eclipse applies more pressure to the arm, and then proceeds to drop down on it. Maxx falls face first with his twisted arm still in the submission hold. Eclipse releases the hold and gets to his feet. He starts to kick the arm of Maxx Pain, trying to weaken it. Eclipse then taunts around the ring saying “Where’s your CareerKiller now?” Maxx Pain is slowly getting to his feet, as Eclipse is busy with the fans. He is now full up, waiting for Eclipse. Once Eclipse turns to face his opponent Maxx Pain charges at him with a clothesline, but to no avail as Eclipse grabs the big man’s arm and drops him down with a dropping armbreaker. Maxx lies in pain, grabbing his arm. Eclipse stands above Maxx, then proceeds to drop elbows to the arm. Maxx Pain winces as Eclipse drops down more pressure.
Jessica: Smart move by Eclipse, working on the arm so early in his part of the match.
Albert: Eclipse might make stupid choice joining WMCB, but he good wrestler.
Eclipse continues to drop on the arm. Eclipse, tired with his competition, begins to cockily waltz around the ring. The fans boo at the site.
Jessica: Eclipse is so full of himself. Maybe we spoke too early Albert.
Maxx is trying to get back to his feet, but his right arm is too weak for him to prop himself up with. Maxx Pain crawls over to the turnbuckle and uses that to get up. Eclipse takes advantage and charges at Maxx, looking to squash him in the turnbuckle. Eclipse reaches Maxx, but the big man lifts up his leg to stop the collision. Eclipse staggers around the ring. Maxx then runs at Eclipse and clotheslines him with his left arm. Maxx waists no time in picking up Eclipse. He hooks his opponent’s arm over his head in a face lock position. Maxx then lifts Eclipse into the air, stalling him with a vertical suplex. He drops Eclipse to the mat. Maxx is now back to his feet, Eclipse trying to get back up. Maxx lifts Eclipse up to help him. He then whips him into the ropes, waiting for him to bounce back. As Eclipse comes back, Maxx plans his next move. He connects with a flapjack, sending Eclipse high into the air, then flat on his face.
Albert: What impact!
Jessica: Maxx pain is trying to get back into the match.
Maxx picks up Eclipse, who is too week to even stand. Maxx grabs him in a full nelson hold from behind. Maxx then lifts Eclipse into the air and drops him with a full nelson slam! He goes for the pin.
One…
Two…
Thr…
Eclipse kicks out. Pain gets to his feet, annoyed that the ref didn’t count faster. Eclipse crawls behind Maxx Pain and grabs him around the waist. He looks to be going for a German suplex, but Maxx drops on his back, crushing Eclipse under him. Maxx gets to his feet again and lays a few kicks on Eclipse. He picks Eclipse back to his feet and tosses him into the turnbuckle. He begins to punch him in various areas. He then lifts Eclipse and places him on top of the turnbuckle. Maxx climbs on the second turnbuckle and puts Eclipse in a front face lock. He hooks Eclipse’s arm.
Jessica: This could be the superplex!
With last minute anticipation, Eclipse punches Maxx in the ribs. Maxx releases the hold as Eclipse pushes him off the turnbuckle, sending him into the mat. Eclipse stands on the turnbuckle, ready for Maxx to face him. Once Maxx gets to his feet Eclipse jumps off with a flying knee to the forehead.
Albert: That version of Doomed (Knee drop to forehead) but he usually do it when opponent lying down!
Jessica: He made an exception this time.
Eclipse goes for the pin.
One…
Two…
Th…
Jessica: Maxx kicks out!
Eclipse, furious at the “slow count”, argues with the ref. Maxx is getting back to his feet. Eclipse turns around to cause more damage to his opponent but Maxx dives at Eclipse and hits a perfect spear! He goes for the pin.
One…
Two…
Thre…
Eclipse kicks out at the last second!
Maxx Pain picks up Eclipse, ready to end this. He chokes Eclipse with both of his hands. The fans cheer, knowing what is to come.
Albert: Chaos Bomb (Baldo Bomb) come to effect!
Jessica: Eclipse is done if he hits it.
Maxx lifts Eclipse in the double chokehold. Jest before he could drop him Eclipse spits something at Maxx’s face.
Jessica: Suicidal Medicine (Black Mist)!!!
Albert: I know he find way to cheat!
Maxx drops Eclipse and staggers around, blinded by the substance. The ref looks on in confusion. Eclipse grabs Maxx by his hair and leads him to the turnbuckle. Eclipse sits on the top turnbuckle and grabs Maxx in a reverse DDT position.
Jessica: This could be Solar Eclipse (Diamond Dust)!
Maxx Pain retaliates and punches Eclipse, who releases the move. Maxx staggers around the ring, still blinded. Eclipse stands on the top turnbuckle, poised to hit Maxx. Maxx turns and faces his way. Eclipse jumps off, looking for a double ax handle, but Maxx lifts his leg off the ground and big boots Eclipse!!! He falls down for the pin.
One…
Two…
Albert: Three! Maxx Pain beats the second member of What Money Can Buy!
Maxx celebrates in the ring, but yet again “Lights, Camera, Action” plays and out steps Seth Richards, mic in hand.
Seth Richards: Maxx Pain! Have you thought about joining our formation as of yet?
Maxx calls for a mic, still wiping his eyes of the “suicidal medicine”.
Maxx: Hell no! I said to shove your offer!
Seth Richards (Furious): Then we will have to force your ass to join! We will buy your ass out and make you regret you didn’t take the easy way into this!!!
Manic and Epic jump over the guardrail behind Maxx Pain, the two get into the ring and begin to beat up on Maxx. Eclipse his back to his feet and begins to join in on the fun. The three start to kick Maxx. Suddenly Dice Morgan jumps out of his seat and jumps over the guardrail himself. He slides into the ring and begins to beat all three men down with punches. The fans are going crazy now.
Albert: This match going to have whole roster if we they keep it up.
Jessica: Maxx is probably glad he has someone who likes him to save his ass!
Maxx and Dice throw Epic and Eclipse out of the ring. The ref yells at Dice and argues with him for a while to get him out of the ring. Manic, meanwhile, begins to beat down on Maxx. The ref leads Dice outside of the ring and forces him to leave, banning him from ringside.
Jessica: WHAT?! The refs here are so dumb! He should be banning What Money Can Buy.
Epic and Eclipse approach Dice and start to beat him up the ramp. They battle until they get backstage. In the ring, Maxx Pain is getting beat down by Manic. The ref gets back into the ring and calls for the bell to begin match #3. Manic still beats down on Maxx Pain, but Maxx pushes Manic off of him. He runs at Manic and tackles him into the turnbuckle, punching him viciously. He throw Manic across the ring to the opposite turnbuckle and charges at him. He squashes Manic in the turnbuckle with all his might. Manic staggers out of the turnbuckle, and then falls to the mat in weakness.
Jessica: If Maxx pain wins this, it will show just how good he can be.
Albert: I still no like him. But I guess he get something of respect from people.
Maxx picks Manic up and kicks him in the mid-section, followed by a gordbuster (Gut wrench suplex). Maxx gets to his feet and kicks Manic with hard soccer kicks. Maxx bounces off the ropes and comes off, jumps high into the air and drops his leg across Manic’s throat. Maxx goes for the pin.
One…
Two…
Kickout by Manic. Manic gets to his feet. Maxx is already on his game, laying a few punches to his forehead. He grabs Manic by the arm and throws him into the ropes. When he bounces back Manic leaps off the ground with a spinning heel kick to Maxx. Manic and Maxx both struggle to their feet. Manic is up first and goes for Maxx. Manic front dropkicks Maxx who reels into the turnbuckle. Manic lifts up Manic and puts him on the turnbuckle. He climbs up and stands above Maxx Pain. Manic then flips and hits a top rope huricanranna!
Jessica: Stale Cookies what a move!
Albert: Hell, I can do that one!
Jessica: I dare you to then!
Albert: I might be related to you but I no that stupid.
Manic goes for the quick pin.
One…
Two…
Jessica: Kickout by Maxx.
Manic picks up the bigger man. He then drops him down with a DDT. Maxx Pain is motionless. Manic goes for another pin.
One…
Two…
Thre…
Albert: No three count! Maxx Kickout of DDT.
Manic is getting frustrated with the ref and begins to argue with him. This gives Maxx enough time to revive himself. By the time Manic is done arguing Maxx is up and ready. Manic turns around and bumps into Maxx Pain who is towering over him. Manic jumps, not ready to see his opponent up. Maxx wastes no time and lays a big right on the lightweight. Manic goes flying halfway across the ring. He staggers to his feet and runs at Maxx, but is met with a big boot. Maxx bounces off the ropes as Manic is getting up. Manic lays down flat as Maxx jumps over him. Maxx comes running back and Manic goes to leapfrog over him, but Maxx catches Manic in midair and drops him down with a quick motion powerbomb!
Albert: What impact!
Jessica: This could do it!
Maxx goes for the pin.
One…
Two…
Three…
Albert: NO! Manic kicks out at last mille-mini-second!!!
Jessica: Maxx can’t believe it!
Maxx looks around in awe. He picks up Manic and throws him into the ropes. Manic comes bouncing back as Maxx goes for a back body toss, but Manic lands on his feet. He gets behind Maxx and hooks his arm then lifts him off the ground and onto his shoulders!
Jessica: Torture Rack!!!
Albert: This could be the Operating Table (Torture Rack into neckbreaker)
Manic connects with the trademark move. He pins Maxx sloppily, weak from picking the big man up.
One…
Two…
Three…
Jessica: MAXX KICKED OUT!!!!!!!!!
Albert: Two last second kickouts in row. What a match.
Manic starts to pound the mat, angered by the Kickout. Manic kicks Maxx a few times to weaken him up then makes his way to the turnbuckle. He climbs up and looks to be calling for Hurricane Hugo (Corkscrew Moonsault). Manic is seconds from hitting the move, but Maxx pushes the ref into the ropes, causing Manic to land crotch first! Maxx gets back to his feet, reeling around the ring. Maxx goes by Manic and gets under his legs. Maxx steps up on the middle turnbuckle with Manic on his shoulders. He then lifts him up high and drops him into the mat with a ring rattling…
Albert: Career Ender (Last Ride) off second rope!!!
Jessica: It’s over, no questions asked!
Maxx Pain goes for the pin.
One…
Two…
Thr…
The ref suddenly stops the count and argues with Seth Richards who is now on the apron. Maxx Pain thinks he has won, but then notices Seth. A steel chair is seen by the turnbuckle, thrown in by Seth before the count. Maxx gets to his feet and looks at Seth. He begins to argue with him. The ref then goes to check on Manic to see if he is OK. Maxx goes to hit Seth Richards down, but Seth ducks the punch and guillotines Maxx on the ropes. Maxx staggers around, holding his throat. The ref sees Maxx staggering and begins to accuse Seth. Manic crawls to the turnbuckle and grabs the steel chair. His picks it up and poises at Maxx for the kill. Maxx turns around as Manic charges at him and busts him open with a crackling chair shot! Manic quickly throws the chair out of the ring and goes for a pin. Seth tells the ref about the count and gets off the apron. The ref makes the count.
One…
Albert: WMCB is no good people.
Two…
Jessica: What’s new?
Albert: THREE! And it is over! Maxx Pain losses the gauntlet match, but wins 2 out of three.
Jessica: Seth and Manic are walking away proudly, this is sad!
~~~ 6 Way Elimination Match To Determine
The No. 1 Contender to the Light-Heavyweight Championship. ~~~
~~~ 'Mooncat' Celestia L'yark V Pitfighter V
Desecrator
V Jake Mackinnon V Kombat V Adam Cage ~~~
**”The Private Psychedelic Reel” by Chemical Brothers kicks in as Mooncat makes her way down the ring to a loud face pop. She gives some low fives to the crowd before sliding into the ring.**
Jennifer: This woman has a good chance of winning this thing tonight.
Billy: No she don’t. She’s a woman trying to live in a man’s world.
Jennifer: Shut up Billy.
**”One Step Closer” by Linkin Park begins to play as Adam Cage walks down the ring to a mixed reaction from the crowd. He slides into the ring and eyes Mooncat who is standing in the corner facing him.**
Jennifer: You can feel the tension.
Billy: No you can’t. There is no tension. Just a woman who thinks she can beat a REAL man.
[The two lock up and Adam applies a quick side headlock. Mooncat shoots him into the ropes and nails him with a stiff closeline on his return. Mooncat makes the quick cover.]
One
Two
[Adam Cage rolls the shoulder at the last second. Mooncat lifts Adam up and whips him into the corner. She charges in but Adam leaps up onto the top turnbuckle and flips behind her rolling her into a sunset flip.]
One
Two
[Mooncat slaps the side of his head with her legs breaking the count. Mooncat gets to her feet at the same time as Adam and the two charge at each other and lock back up. Mooncat hits an arm drag but Adam lands on his feet and bounces off the ropes. Adam charges in and goes for a closeline but Mooncat ducks it and hooks his head on the pass and drops him with a neckbreaker.]
Jennifer: Wow what a move.
Billy: Luck.
[Mooncat goes for the cover and hooks the leg.]
One
Two
[Adam Cage kicks out at the last possible moment. Mooncat applies a rear chin lock and applies the pressure as the ref checks to make sure it’s not illegal. Adam struggles to his feet and hits a back elbow to the stomach of her. Adam bounces off the ropes and nails Mooncat a stiff shoulder knocking her to the mat. Adam bounces off the ropes and leaps into the air nailing Mooncat with a splash to the chest. He hooks the leg as the ref slides into position.]
One
Two
Jennifer: Close but not cigar.
Billy: Who cares. Adam Cage will win in the end.
[Adam slams his fists on the mat and yells at the ref that it was three. Mooncat leans up and hooks Adam rolling him into a small package. The ref slides into position for the count.]
One
Two
Three!
Jennifer: Mooncat goes on!
Billy: Damn her! Adam should have won it.
[Adam jumps up and yells at the ref that he kicked out but the ref tells him otherwise. Mooncat turns around to face him as he kicks her square in the face with a super kick knocking her to the ground.]
Jennifer: What a sore loser.
Billy: She asked for it.
[Pitfighter comes running down the ramp and slides into the ring making the quick cover on the downed Mooncat.]
One
Two
[Mooncat kicks out at the last second to the surprise of Pitfighter. Adam stomps away on the chest of the downed Mooncat as Pitfighter joins in. The ref finally pushes Adam out of the way and he makes his way to the back with an upset look on his face.]
Billy: Come on ref, Adam kicked out.
Jennifer: Sure Billy.
[Pitfighter makes the cover again and the ref makes the cover once again.]
One
Two
[Mooncat kicks out once again shocking Pitfighter. Pitfighter pleads with the ref to tell him it was three but he shakes his head no. Pitfighter mounts Mooncat and begins to pound away on her. He makes the cover again and hooks the leg.]
One
Two
Jennifer: Mooncat kicks out again.
Billy: Stay down damn it.
[Pitfighter picks Mooncat up and whips her across the ring. He goes for a closeline but Mooncat ducks it and gets behind him. Pitfighter spins around and receives a kick to the midsection. Mooncat hooks him in a front headlock and lifts him up and slams him into a fisherman suplex as the ref makes the count.]
One
Two
Three!
Jennifer: Pitfighter is gone.
Billy: Someone stop her before she gets to far.
Jennifer: Who’s next?
**“Welcome To Atlanta” by Jermaine Dupri and Ludacris kicks in as Kombat walks down the ramp to a huge face pop. He slides into the ring and stares down Mooncat. The two shake as the ref calls for the bell.**
Jennifer: It’s a return match from Acceptable Risks.
Billy: Payback is upon us.
[Mooncat and Kombat lock up. Mooncat pushes him back into the corner and the ref calls for the break, which they do. They get out of the corner and lock up once again. Kombat applies a side headlock and drives her down to the mat with a bulldog. He rolls her over and makes the cover.]
One
Two
[Mooncat kicks out at the last moment. Kombat applies a rear chin lock and lifts her to her feet. He shifts his body weight and brings her down with a bridge into a pinning position. The ref slides into position and makes the count.]
One
Two
Three!
Jennifer: What a move!
Billy: Finally she’s gone.
Jennifer: Kombat moves on.
Billy: He finally beat a woman.
Jennifer: She’s a touch competitor.
Billy: Sure.
[Jake comes running down the ramp to no music and slides into the ring. He goes for a right hand but Kombat blocks it and nails him with his own right hand rocking his head. Jake goes for another right hand but Kombat ducks it and sneaks behind him. He hooks him around the waist and goes for a german suplex but Jake blocks it and rolls forward and through holding onto the leg of Kombat. He grabs the ankle and turns him over on his stomach and locks in an ankle lock submission.]
Billy: Jake has it won!
Jennifer: Kombat hasn’t given up yet.
Billy: It’s only a matter of time.
[Kombat shuts out the pain and crawls across the ring grabbing onto the bottom rope. The ref calls for the break but he refuses to let go. Jake pulls Kombat off the ropes and applies more pressure to the hold. The ref yells at Jake to remove the hold and finally does at 4. Kombat grabs his ankle in pain as the ref checks on him. Jake walks over and locks in another ankle lock submission hold. Kombat screams in pain as he reaches for the ropes again.]
Jennifer: Kombat is in the middle of the ring.
Billy: Tap you goodie goodie.
[Kombat rolls over onto his back and kicks Jake square in the face breaking the hold. Jake staggers back holding his face as Kombat gets back to his feet slowly. Jake charges in looking for a closeline but Kombat ducks it causing Jake to hit the far side ropes. Jake comes back after Kombat and goes for another closeline but Kombat nails him with a spear instead dropping him hard to the ground.]
Jennifer: What impact!
Billy: That’s a pansy move.
[Kombat crawls over and makes the cover and hooks both legs.]
One
Two
Three!
Jennifer: Kombat has made it to the end.
Billy: I can’t believe that Jake let me down. Who’s left anyways?
[“It’s Been Awhile” by Staind kicks in around the arena as Desecrator walks down the ramp with a look of determination on his face. The fans cheer for the Atlanta native as he leaps over the top rope.]
Billy: Not this guy. He’s the last person who needs to win.
Jennifer: This guy has talent Billy what’s your problem?
Billy: He’s a loser that’s my problem.
[The two men shake and circle each other before locking up. Des applies a side headlock but Kombat lifts him up and slams his down with a high angle backdrop. Des grabs the back of his head as Kombat gets to his feet and stomps away on the downed man. The ref backs him up which he does willingly. Des gets to his feet slowly and the two men circle each other again before locking up once again. Once again Des applies a side headlock and this time drives Kombat to the mat with a bulldog. Des makes the cover as the ref slides into position.]
One
Two
[Kombat rolls the shoulder stopping the count. Desecrator looks upset as he lifts Kombat back to his feet and slams his forearm to the lower back knocking Kombat back to the mat. Des lifts Kombat to his feet and signals for “Fifth Dimension”]
Jennifer: This is gonna be it.
Billy: Thank god.
[Des lifts him up but Kombat nails a Samurai Driver slamming Des hard to the ground.]
Jennifer: What impact!
Billy: Whatever.
[Kombat makes the cover and hooks the leg as the ref makes the count.]
One
Two
Three!
Jennifer: Kombat won!
Billy: What a rip off.
[Kombat celebrates in the ring as the ref raises his hand in victory. Desecrator rolls out of the ring and walks back up the ramp as “Welcome To Atlanta” kicks back in.]
Jennifer: What a match that was.
Billy: It was cheap. Kombat had no right winning it.
Jennifer: He had all the right.
Billy: Sure Jennifer. You’re the reason we’re jobless.
Jennifer: Bite me!
Billy: Well enough of your fantasies. Let’s throw this back to Will and Dean.
~~~ Television Title Match ~~~
~~~ El Gambit © V Gideon ~~~
Siu Ann:
“Hi! Siu Ann and Jackie back in the hot seats… and we’re here for what promises to be a scintillating match! El Gambit puts his TV title on the line when he takes on the Peacekeeper, Gideon!”
Jackie:
“Gideon used to be something in HKWF. Now all he is an over the hill idiot who loses matches because he’s so damned moralistic. ALL the Peacekeepers are losers! We saw that at Acceptable Risks when WMCB handed their goodie goodie arses to them!”
Siu Ann:
“Well I like the Peacekeepers, and I hope that Gideon teaches that arrogant El Gambit a lesson!”
“Name of the Game” by The Crystal Method hits the PA and the crowd cheer wildly for Gideon as he comes onto the entranceway accompanied by Anastasia.
Jackie:
“If she weren’t a Peacekeeper, I’d go with Anastasia!”
Siu Ann:
“You can bet she wouldn’t go with you! Not with that gut!”
Jackie:
“Hey! That’s muscle!”
The popular superstar heads to the ring, hitting low fives with the fans. He gets in the ring, and starts warming up. Moments later, “Violent Mood Swings” by Stabbing Westwards hits the PA to a raucous boo from the fans. El G struts onto the entranceway: the light-heavyweight title wrapped around his waist and the TV title held aloft with an arrogant smirk.
Jackie:
“And here he is! The man! El hombre in fact! HKWF’s son, El Gambit… the man with TWO titles!”
Siu Ann:
“He screwed Maxx Pain out of the TV title, but I have to admit his victory over Jake Mackinnon for the Light-heavyweight title was impressive!”
Strutting to the ring, El G flashes dirty looks to the crowd and taunts them by indicating to both his belts. He gets in the ring, and ushers Gid away as he melodramatically takes off his belts and hands them to the ref.
Siu Ann:
“Can you tell that El Gambit is pleased with his belts, or what?!”
El G and Gid circle one another, and lock up. Gid, the much larger of the two, lifts up El G and pushes him into the corner. The ref calls for a clean break, which Gid gives.
Jackie:
“Such a bloody goodie goodie! I’d have smacked El G while I had the chance!”
They lock up again, and this time El G forces Gid into the ropes. The ref calls for the break again, and El G hits a cheap shot to Gid. From there, he lands three stinging rights, followed by a big left that floors the Peacekeeper.
Siu Ann:
“Typical cheap shot from El Gambit!”
El G lays the boot into the floored Gid. Lifting him up, El G Irish whips Gid who reverses. However, coming off the ropes, El G leaps at Gid hitting a high cross body. Getting up quickly, El G proceeds to drop knees into Gid’s ribs.
Siu Ann:
“El Gambit means business, and is really taking this battle to Gideon!”
Jackie:
“Of course he is! El Gambit is el hombre!”
El G pulls up Gid, and Irish whips him into a set of turnbuckles. Quickly following up, he Irish whips Gid again to the opposite turnbuckles. Gid staggers out holding his back with a look of pain on his face. A dropkick fro El G sends him staggering back into the buckles.
Jackie:
“El Gambit is kicking arse!”
Smelling blood, El G grabs Gid from behind in a reverse DDT position. He then grabs Gid’s tights, taunts the crowd, and goes to lift him up.
Siu Ann:
“Goodness Gracious! El Gambit going for the Rock of Gibraltar DDT already! But, wait a second!”
Anticipating El G’s finisher, Gid leaps up with the lift and flips over El G. In one fluid motion, he grabs El G’s head and drops the man from Gibraltar with a reverse DDT off his own!
Siu Ann:
“What a scintillating counter from Gideon! Look at the skill!”
With El G down, Gid drops a legdrop on the TV champ, then hooks the leg.
1…
Siu Ann:
“Could we have a new TV champ?!”
2…
Kickout!
Jackie:
“Hell no! It’ll take more than that to put away Gibraltar’s greatest wrestler!”
As Anastasia cheers him on, Gid pulls up El G and slams him back down with a belly to back suplex. Bouncing off the ropes, he hits a big knee drop on El G as a follow up. Gid lifts El G up and hits three stinging rights that stagger him into the turnbuckle. After a huge right hand, Gid sits El G on the turnbuckle and ascends himself. From there he sets him up for a…
Siu Ann:
“Superplex! Gideon is going for a superplex!”
Gid does indeed go for a superplex, but El G tenses, and it’s blocked. Another attempt by Gid is blocked, and El G counters by throwing Gid face first to the canvas. Gid bounces and falls, landing on his back. El G suddenly sees an opportunity, and smiles nastily.
Jackie:
“I love that smile! It means Gambit is gonna do something evil!”
Siu Ann:
“I hate it!”
El G turns around on the top turnbuckle and launches himself high, high into the air with a huge moonsault! Gid rolls out of the way, but it’s early enough for El G to make mid air adjustments and land on his feet!
Siu Ann:
“Did you see the height of that Gibraltarsault? And to land on his feet after Gideon moved! Goodness gracious!”
El G is pleased with himself and taunts the fans. Turning around, he is met with a huge superkick right under the chin from Gideon.
Siu Ann:
“It was a great move Gambit, but you so deserved that superkick for your arrogance!”
Jackie:
“What a dirty sneak attack from Gideon! He’s supposed to play fair!”
Gid goes for the cover.
1…
2…
Siu Ann:
“Gideon could take this right here!”
3… Kickout at the very last second.
Jackie:
“Eeeek! That was too close!”
Siu Ann:
“I don’t think it could have been closer!”
Gid looks a little frustrated, but keeps going. He lifts up the TV Champ and quickly drops him down with a release belly to belly suplex that lifts the smaller man high up in the air and crashing down heavily.
Siu Ann:
“Look at the strength of Gideon!”
Jackie:
“Pah! I bet he couldn’t do that to Deacon Kane!”
El G slides under the ropes, grabs his belts, and starts to walk back up the entranceway! He gestures to Gideon that he’s had enough and turns away!
Siu Ann:
“What a coward!”
Jackie:
“El Gambit has had enough of Gideon’s cheating!”
Gid looks at Anastasia, and they both mirror looks of disgust. The ref has no option but to start a ten count! Gid, shaking his head in despair and disgust, slides under the ropes and runs after the retreating Gambit. He runs behind the man from Gibraltar, and hits a clothesline from behind that floors him. The two title belts go flying.
Jackie:
“Hey ref! Gideon is attacking Gambit outside the ring! Disqualify him! Count him out… whatever!”
Siu Ann:
“Your bias is unbelievable!”
Gid pulls El G by the hair back to the ring. However, El G takes away one of his legs with a foot to the back of the knee. From there, he grabs the shocked Peacekeeper and slaps on…
“The Lock of Gibraltar (Rings of Saturn)! I haven’t seen him use that move for years!”
Jackie:
“And look! That girlie Peacekeeper is tapping out!”
Siu Ann:
“But it’s outside the ring, so it doesn’t count! Why is El gambit doing this?”
As Anastasia looks on in horror, and Gideon does indeed tap, El G screams at the ref…
El G:
“Hey idiota! Count!”
The ref looks on, and has no choice but to start a ten count!
1…
2…
Siu Ann:
“The sneaky little… so and so! He’s keeping the Lock on to prevent Gideon from getting back to the ring!”
3…
Siu Ann:
“Which’ll mean a double count out!”
4…
Jackie:
“You’re getting it now, aren’t you Siu Ann… you’re slow, but you finally get it!”
5…
Siu Ann:
“And on a double count out, the Champion retains!”
6…
Jackie:
“You got it!”
7…
Siu Ann:
“El Gambit is a coward! A clever coward, but still a coward!”
Anastasia tries to pry El G off Gideon, but is having no luck. Gideon is in pain, and Anastasia looks extremely concerned. El G appears to be enjoying himself.
8…
Jackie:
“What a master tactician El Gambit is! There isn’t a way to screw someone that El G hasn’t thought about!”
9…
Siu Ann:
“Noooooo! Not like this!”
10!
DING DING DING!
Siu Ann:
“I’m disgusted!”
Jackie:
“I’m impressed!”
El G releases the hold and gestures a backhand to Anastasia. When she flinches, he laughs in her face!
Siu Ann:
“And that just about tops it all! How awful for Anastasia!”
El G, with beer cups and other projectiles being thrown at him by the crowd, saunters up the entranceway and retrieves his belts. Holding them up in the air to a raucous boo, he smiles nastily and leaves the arena. Meanwhile Anastasia helps up Gid, who is holding one of his arms.
Jackie:
“Look at the cry baby!”
Gid does look upset, and is shaking his head in dismay.
Siu Ann:
“I think he’s just disappointed with El Gambit’s attitude and tactics!”
Jackie:
“He would! He doesn’t recognise genius!”
Siu Ann:
“We’ll be right back after this commercial!”
~~~ Commercial ~~~
~~~ Singles Match (Non-Title) ~~~
~~~ Sho Murakame V Rebellion ~~~
Siu Ann Wong:
“Welcome back to Sunday Night Storm! After that last travesty, our next match is set to be a classic: Sho Murakame versus Rebellion!”
Jackie:
“I’m looking forward to seeing Murakame get his in this match! Rebellion is the present and future of the HKWF, and is going to remind Murakame exactly what wrestling is about! None of this goodie goodie Peacekeeper crap! It’s all about inflicting pain, and rebellion is the expert!”
Siu Ann:
“You don’t really believe that?”
Jackie:
“Sure I do!”
“Rebellion!” by JeanLuc comes over the PA as the lights flicker. Out comes Rebellion, the GZW Extreme title over his shoulder.
Jackie:
“This is a non-title match by the way!”
Siu Ann:
“And it is classic rules, not extreme. No chairs, tables, kendo sticks or anything horrid like that in this match!”
As the crowd boo loudly at Reb, he walks confidently to the ring, and gets in through the middle and top ropes. Moments later, “Things I’ve Seen” by Spooks starts to play to announce Sho Murakame’s entrance. Sho Murakame comes onto the zerotron, accompanied by Anastasia, to a huge cheer from the fans. He is wearing silver metallic tights (think Test, but tighter) and black wrestling boots with silver laces. His chest bare, he wears a long, black, leather coat and metallic silver shoot wrestling gloves (think Ken Shamrock). Now sporting shoulder length tied back, brown hair, he also wears a pair of silver Oakley sunglasses.
Siu Ann:
“Here comes the Fairplay Enforcer!”
Jackie:
“HA! Fresh from his loss at Acceptable Risks!”
Siu Ann:
“Once again the Peacekeepers were screwed by WMCB!”
Jackie:
“WMCB are just better tacticians than those idiot Peacekeepers! However, it’s great to see Anastasia twice in one night! Woo! She’s hot!”
Siu Ann:
“You colour commentators are all the same!”
Sho and Anastasia walk to the ring, hitting low fives as they goes. Sho climbs onto the apron, springboards off the ropes and backflips into the ring to a cheap pop from the crowd. Anastasia stays in the corner, and claps her Peacekeeper in the ring.
Jackie:
“Typical Murakame: all show!”
Rebellion seems to agree with Jackie, and hits a clothesline to the back of Sho’s head before the bell!
Siu Ann:
“What a cheap shot!”
Jackie:
“Well deserved, the bloody show off!”
Rebellion quickly capitalises by dropping an elbow onto Sho’s back. From there, he pulls up the Fairplay Enforcer, rips off his long coat, and then hits a crisp snap suplex. Lifting him up again, he quickly hits Sho with a double underhook suplex.
Siu Ann:
“Rebellion showing some skill here!”
Jackie:
“He always does!”
Rebellion picks up Sho and locks on a hammerlock. From there, he hits a bulldog keeping the hammerlock applied! On the mat, he sits on Sho’s back and cranks up the pressure of the hammerlock.
Siu Ann:
“Goodness Gracious! Rebellion calls that hammerlock bulldog ‘rebelphobia’. And now, he’s trying to make Sho tap out to a hammerlock!”
Jackie:
“As much as I like Rebellion, it seems like every wrestler in GZW has pretty names for their trademark moves. What’s wrong with hammerlock bulldog?”
Siu Ann:
“It’s part of a wrestler’s identity, Jackie!”
Jackie:
“Well when I was wrestling, a piledriver was called a piledriver.”
On the mats, Sho is in pain, but isn’t tapping. Rebellion relinquishes the hold, but starts laying in the boots. A particularly hard kick sends Sho tumbling outside, under the bottom rope. Anastasia comes to his aid, helping him up as Sho checks his mouth for blood.
Siu Ann:
“Sho has taken a beating so far!”
Jackie:
“Great, isn’t it?”
Siu Ann:
“NO IT ISN’T! I mean, no!”
Jackie:
“Bloody hell, Siu Ann: surely you still haven’t got a crush on Murakame?”
Siu Ann (sulky voice):
“Might have!”
Sho rolls back under the bottom rope to get back in as the ref holds back Rebellion. However, Rebellion immediately charges at Sho, and hits a huge running clothesline to his stomach! Rebellion immediately goes for the cover.
Siu Ann:
“Owy, owy, ow! That modified spear could end it right here!”
1…
Jackie:
“Excellent! Come on Rebellion!”
2…
3! NO! Sho’s foot is on the ropes, and the ref spots it.
Jackie:
“It’s over! Rebellion beats that punk Murakame!”
Siu Ann:
“Sho’s foot was on the rope!”
Jackie:
“What? Bloody hell! Wimp couldn’t kick out, so he takes the easy way out!”
Rebellion is frustrated, and yanks up Sho. He Irish whips the man from Hong Kong, but Sho reverses it and Reb ends up crashing into the turnbuckle. Encouraging the crowd, Sho runs to the opposite turnbuckle and runs, hitting a handspring elbow to Reb in the corner (think Chyna).
Siu Ann:
“Lovely move from Sho!”
Jackie:
“You’re biased!”
As Rebellion staggers out of the corner, Sho grabs his head, and with lightening quickness ascends the turnbuckle and hits a tornado DDT. Without a pause, Sho pulls him up, sits him on the top turnbuckle and hits a big chop that evokes a “woooo!” from the crowd. Climbing up himself, Sho hits a top rope hurancanrana on Rebellion. Seizing the opportunity, Sho runs to the ropes and hits a lionsault straight into a pin!
Siu Ann:
“What a succession of moves from the high flying, acrobatic Sho Murakame! He could have it wrapped up right here!”
1…
Jackie:
“You are SO biased Siu Ann! Surely Rebellion won’t be put away with a move that’s as lame as the lionsault!”
2…
Jackie:
“Surely not?!?!”
Kickout at the very last moment.
Jackie:
“Phew!”
Siu Ann:
“I can’t believe you call me biased! Pot, meet kettle!”
Sho looks a little shocked, but unfazed, lifts up the still stunned Rebellion. Hooking his arm over his head, Sho lifts up Reb into a stalling vertical suplex, but instead of a suplex, hits his patented Falcon Arrow (Michenoku Driver from a vertical suplex setup) straight into another pin.
Siu Ann:
“Falcon Arrow! It’s over!”
1…
2…
Jackie:
“Noooooo!”
Another last second kickout!
Siu Ann:
“Goodness gracious! Rebellion is tougher than most! I’ve seen many a man put away with that move!”
Now Sho is frustrated! He lifts up Rebellion and drops him with a Jake Roberts style DDT (slap on the back, then drop). Running to the turnbuckles, Sho ascends and encourages the crowd. From there, he leaps off for a 450 splash… that hits nothing but mat as Rebellion rolls out of the way!
Jackie:
“That’s what you get for being showy! Punish him Rebellion!”
Siu Ann:
“You’ve gotta believe if Sho had hit that 450 splash, it would have been over!”
Rebellion is up, but still a little groggy. Sho gets up to, but get a big right hand from Reb that rocks him. A couple of left jabs rock him some more, and then a European uppercut floors him. As a follow up, he drops a big elbow onto Sho’s chest.
Siu Ann:
“Rebellion showing his brawler skills there!”
Lifting up Sho, Rebellion sets him up in a powerbomb position. Lifting him up, Rebellion dives with the powerbomb and Sho goes crashing to the floor.
Siu Ann:
“Owy, owy, ow! Hatred powerbomb!”
Reb isn’t finished, and shouting “one more time!” to goad the fans; he sets up Sho for another Hatred powerbomb. However, once Sho is on his shoulders, he flips back, hitting a hurancanrana into a pin!
Siu Ann:
“What a counter!”
1…
2…
Kickout!
Jackie:
“But you’re not going to win a match with a hurancanrana!”
Both men are groggy, and slow to get up. Rebellion charges at Sho, but Sho cracks him around the head with a perfectly timed roundhouse kick to stop his momentum.
Siu Ann:
“Did you see that kick?!?! Rebellion will be seeing stars for days!”
As the stunned Rebellion staggers around the ring, Sho sees an opportunity, and grabs Reb from behind. From there, he twists the hardcore champion behind his back, and drops him with a tomokase DDT (Unprettier).
Siu Ann:
“Enforcer! Sho hit the Enforcer!”
Jackie:
“State the obvious why don’t you, Siu Ann!”
All fired up (pun intended?), Sho runs to the nearest turnbuckle and launches himself off with a melodramatic, stalling, stylised, flipping senton splash (swanton bomb).
Siu Ann:
“Fairplay Splash! Sho hits the Fairplay Splash! It’s over!”
Sho goes for the pin!
1…
Jackie:
“Oh no! Surely the Peacekeepers can’t actually claim a victory?”
2…
Suddenly, there is a scream from ringside, and Sho looks up to see Anastasia in the arms of Eclipse!
Siu Ann:
“Eclipse has Anastasia!”
Sho leaps up, and runs to the other side of the ring, where Anastasia and Eclipse are. Eclipse, pulls back his fist and threaten to hit her if Sho leaves the ring. Sho hesitates.
Siu Ann:
“This is a disgrace! Would Eclipse hit a woman? Can Sho risk the chance? And Sho would have had the match won if it hadn’t been for Eclipse!”
Diamond comes running from the back as Sho distracts Eclipse. Diamond clotheslines Eclipse from behind, and all three go crashing to the floor. Sho is about to get out to see if he can help, but Rebellion is up! He grabs Sho, turns him around and use surprise to his advantage to hit a huge urinage (Rock Bottom)!
Siu Ann:
“No, no, no! Rebellion is going to steal it!”
Jackie:
“Yes, yes, yes!”
The cover.
1…
2…
Siu Ann:
“Kick out Sho!”
3!
DING DING DING!
Jackie:
“It’s over!”
Siu Ann:
“What a disgrace! I’m disgusted!”
Diamond is helping up Anastasia, and looks up to the ring to see his defeated teammate. He looks like he is about to cry. Rebellion meanwhile, snatches his Extreme title from the ref and slides under the ropes. He smiles hastily… and then smashes Diamond across the back of the head with it.
Siu Ann:
“Goodness gracious! Surely Rebellion hasn’t joined WMCB?”
As Anastasia backs off, Rebellion lifts up Eclipse, levels him, and the smashes him in the face with the Extreme belt!
Siu Ann:
“I guess not!”
Jackie:
“He’s the rebel, and doesn’t have any friends! He does what he wants, when he wants!”
To a huge boo from the fans, as ‘Rebellion’ continues to play, Rebellion leaves the arena leaving the carnage behind him. Sho slowly gets up, and he and Anastasia check on Diamond who, along with Eclipse, has been bust wide open.
Siu Ann:
“I can’t believe what I just witnessed! Once again, the Peacekeepers get screwed!”
Jackie:
“It’s their own fault! If I was Sho, I’d have taken the victory and let Anastasia get the clobbering!”
Siu Ann:
“You disgust me!”
Jackie:
“Shut up Siu Ann! Like I care… Wait a second! I’m hearing that there’s something going on backstage!”
The shot cuts to backstage and Rebellion is walking through the halls with his Extreme Title on his shoulder, Rebellion turns a corner and Adam Cage is in front of him with a steel folding chair. Adam swing the chair and nails Rebellion in the face! Rebellion drops to the ground holding his face as Adam Cage drops the Chair on Rebellion and bends over and stares in Rebellion's Face. Adam Cage: “How Does that Feel?” Adam then walks off as Rebellion holds his face. Siu Ann: “Goodness gracious! Adam Cage just attacked Rebellion!!” Jackie:“Well he dropped Adam on his Head at Acceptable Risks!”
Siu Ann:
“Looks like Cage was
after some revenge for that!”
Jackie:
“Anyway, for some reason, we’ve had to relinquish our main event spot to those idiots Will and Dean, so sayonara!”
Siu Ann:
“I would like to apologise to Will and Dean for my partner’s disgraceful rudeness. Take it away Will and Dean! I can’t wait for this next match!”
~~~ MAIN EVENT ~~~
~~~ Intercontinental Title Match ~~~
~~~ Pimp Bizkit V T-Rex ~~~
Dean: We have one hell of a match here and now, we have my main man Pimp Bizkit making some waster by the name of T-Rex look good!
Will: I let you know that "waster" is T-Wex a former GZW heavyweight champion, and the fact is that he defeated Pimp to win that title back in EWO!
Dean: ahhh maybe, but that was just luck, mr No Sex T-Rex got lucky that night, that I will assure you!
Will: anyway this should pwove to be one heww of a contest here tonight, as a wivawwy between these two start back in their EWO days, so it'll be interesting to see how it pans out here tonight, and without further ado wets get down to the match
("Ya don't see the signs" by Mark B and Blade begins to play over on the PA system, and Pimp emerges, and is met by a huge boo from the crowd, he then stops for a minute, and waves some hoes out, he lets the fans get a taste and a look at the women before sticking his middle finger up at the crowd and sending the women back into the back, and is met by an even bigger boo from the crowd)
Dean: Doh! why couldn't those fine ladies come and sit on my lap?
Will: who do you think you are Santa?
Dean: I can be if they want me to be!
Will: geesh Dean, you do nothing but think about women, women, women do you?
Dean: nowt wrong with that! anyway at least I'm not gay!
Will: what’s that meant to mean?
Dean: don't deny it I've seen you looking at my arse!
Will: shut it Dean, you know that's not true!
(In the ring Pimp is pacing up and down the ring when all of a sudden "Number One" by Nelly begins to play on the PA system. T-Rex emerges at the top of the rampway, he points towards Pimp, and begins a gentle jog down to the ring. The fans are going wild for their hero, as Pimp points to T-Rex and then motions wiping his arse)
Will: what does he need some toiwet papaer!
Dean: ahahaha, you know Pimp will wipe his arse with the Enforcer, and as I like to say! Theres no escapeing it!
(The Big man walks up the steal steps, and enters the ring via the middle ropes, and stands in his corner, as T-Rex, and Pimp stare at each other from there respective corners)
Will: wets get on with the show down!
Dean: yea lets watch the Living Legend kick Shannon’s lover into touch! ... By the way Shannon if you are listening why are you dating that loser? You want to spend your time with a real man like myself!
Will: In your dreams Deano!
(Referee Adam Lowe begins to check Pimp for foreign objects, before going over and checking T-Rex, but as he does Pimp uses to his advantage, but T-Rex anticipates it, and Pimp splashes into an empty turnbuckle)
Dean: what the?
Will: I think Pimp missed!
(The referee calls for the bell to signal the beginning, as T-Rex chops Pimp with knife edge chops and the fans chant "WOOOO" as each one hits!)
Will: WOOOOO!
Dean: Give me a break! You’re worse than that loser Jackie Lee! What an annoyance he is!
(T-Rex goes to whip Pimp across the ring, but Pimp reverses it, and sends T-Rex flying into the turnbuckle, T-Rex hits the turnbuckle and is quickly followed up by a clothesline that knocks T-Rex over the top rope to the outside)
Will: Thunderous clothesline by Pimp there!
Dean: yes me and Pimp are two peas in a pod! ... We are both fantastic at what we do!
(Pimp climbs the top rope, and comes off looking for an axe handle to the head of T-Rex, but T-Rex gets a fist to Pimps stomach, and Pimp is knocked to the padding on the outside)
Will: come on get it in the wing! it's a normaw match for heavans sake!
Dean: yea T-Rex is cheating by using offence on the outside!
Will: Pimp was going to!
Dean: he wasn't he was just bluffing!
(T-Rex picks up Pimp and rolls him back into the ring, and T-Rex slides in straight after, but Pimp is already to his feet, and takes advantage, by laying in a few stomps to the back of T-Rex, before picking him up and whipping him into the ropes)
Dean: ahahaha come on Pimp like you always say any situation were you can take advantage is a good situation!
Will: yes, that does sound wike Pimp!
(T-Rex bounces off the ropes, and goes for a Big Boot, but Pimp ducks, under and gets behind T-Rex, and hits a neckbreaker, T-Rex falls, and Pimp hooks the leg for the pin)
ONE......
Dean: come on Pimp take this Big Oaf out now!
TWO........
(Kickout)
Will: T-Wex won't stay down that easiwy!
Dean: I know but if he had any sense he would!
(Pimp picks up T-Rex, and then sends him straight back down with a Russian leg sweep into another pinning combination)
ONE.......
Will: It seems as if Pimp is twying to get this match over as soon as possible
TWO..........
(KICKOUT)
Dean: yea that’s what he wants us to think, and as soon as T-Rex thinks that he will punish him mwahahahaha!
Will: yea and I'm sure thats the pwan!
(Pimp yet again picks T-Rex up, and set T-Rex between his legs, as if he's trying to pick up the Bigger man T-rex)
Will: don't teww me he's going to twy and wift the Big Man
Dean: he's going to lift the Big Man
(T-Rex quickly reverses it into a back body drop, but Pimp manoeuvres it into sunset flip, and brings the Enforcer down into another Pinning combination)
ONE........
Dean: see Pimp isn't stupid...... T-Rex is but Pimp isn't
TWO.......
(KICKOUT)
Will: once again T-Rex showing that he won't stay down!
(Pimp and T-Rex get to their feet simultaneously, Pimp kicks the back of T-Rex's knee to knock him down to one knee. Pimp attempts to kick the back of the other knee, but T-Rex gets his huge hand around the neck of Pimp and he tosses Pimp into the turnbuckle, and unleashes a series of body punches (a la undertaker))
Will: T-Rex now beginning to bwing the fight to Pimp now!
Dean: it's all a plan you'll see!
(T-Rex again picks up Pimp around his neck from the corner, and he spins out and delivers a spinning sit down powerbomb to Pimp into a cover)
ONE.......
Will: nice move by Wexy there!
TWO.......
Dean: can't be!
THR..
(KICKOUT)
Dean: never lose doubt in the Pimp!
Will: yea so what happened with the CAN'T BE?
Dean: I never said such a thing!
(T-Rex picks up Pimp but Pimp rakes T-Rex in the eyes, and bounces into the ropes, and attempts to shoulder barge T-Rex but it only sends Rex reeling into the ropes, and Rex comes back at Pimp and grabs his head and takes him down with a snapmare)
Will: another nice move by Wex!
Dean: yes, everythings just NICE if we ask you isn't it? the new year was just NICE..... no correction Will the New Year was ace I got completely ratted!
Will: and I thought you didn't drink alcohol!
Dean: once every blue moon doesn't hurt!
(Rex has Pimp locked in a sleeper hold, and Pimp gasps for air, before poking Rex in the eyes to break free)
Will: what a cheap move by Pimp!
Dean: like Alex Hunt said on one of the MNM's it isn't cheap T-Rex would pay a lot for it not to hit! hehehe
(Pimp is back to his feet, and Rex is stumbling. Pimp takes Rex down with a fireman’s carry into a sleeper hold of his own)
Dean: anything Rex can do, Pimp can do better. Pimp can do anything better than Rex
Will: no he can't
Dean: yes he can
Will: no he can''t
Dean: yes he can!
Will: stop it it's pathetic!
Dean: but funny.... hehe!
(Pimp has the sleeper hold locked in well, and now Rex gasps for air... The fans begins to stamp on the floor, clap bang chair, make as much racket as they can to get behind the former GZW heavyweight champion, and it seems to work, as Rex works his way up, and hits Pimp in the stomach with a couple of elbows, and breaks free)
Dean: Damn Fans!
Will: without them we wouwd be out of a job!
Dean; so I would just be the best at whatever else I did thats the only difference!
Will: what that you wouwd be best at something?
Dean: haha now shut up Will!
(Rex bounces off the ropes, but Pimp catches Rex in the stomach with a knee to his stomach, Pimp bounces off the ropes and takes Rex down with scissors kick to the back of his head (a la Booker T) into a cover)
ONE........
Dean: see Pimp won't let Old Man Rex gain to much momentum, he knows what he is doing so don't doubt him Will!
TWO.......
(KICKOUT)
Will: the Big Man powers out!
Dean: GRRRRRR!
(Pimp gets up, and picks up Rex with him. Pimp hits Rex with a European uppercut, Pimp goes for another, but Rex swerves backwards to avoid it, and uses the momentum that Pimp is in to lift Pimp up into a Gorilla press position)
Will: nowhere to go but down for Pimp!
(Rex does three push-up with Pimp before bring him down face first into the canvas!)
Dean: damn show off!
(a woman dressed in entirely black ninja type clothing holding a pram suddenly begins to walk down the rampway. Rex goes over to the ropes and seeming says "What")
Will: what the heww is this aww about now?
Dean: yea we've been seeing this woman in this costume do numbers on people before!
Will: please don't tell me it's going to be Angel again!
(Pimp slowly gets to his feet, and sees that Rex is distracted, and jumps upon his back, and locks in the......)
Dean: Final CHOKE!
Will: Pimps finisher this couwd vewy be the end for Wex here!
(Rex, falls to the ground gasping for air once again, as Pimp pulls the lock tighter, and tighter, as the fans begin to make their racket again, to get T-Rex going, the ninja woman is making the shhh with her finger over her lips, but The crowd continue to get louder, and louder as the get behind the Big Man)
Dean: shut up you fools!
Will: hey it's a fwee wowed they can do what they wike!
(Rex again begins to stand and he back up into a corner, and Pimp releases the hold, Rex spins round to a chargeing Pimp, and Rex gets his big hand around the neck of Pimp and this time hits a choke slam)
Will: Huge Chokeslam by Rex there!
(Rex, goes for the cover)
ONE...........
Dean: what nooooooo!
TWO.........
Will: wooks wike Wex has it!
THREE.......
(At the last min second the ninja woman pulls Rex off Pimp to stop the count)
Will: what the heww is this?
Dean: I have noo idea!
(Rex is quickly up to his feet stairing down at the ninja woman, he grabs hold of the womans mask, and tears it off to reveal that it is indeed Angel!)
Will: OH MY....... it's Angew T-Wex's Wife!
Dean: it is indeed
Will: what the heww is she doing getting involved with Rex's business again!
Dean: how would you feel if Rex dumped you when you were pregnant how would you feel about that? He has duties to pay as a father!
Will: he isn't even the father what are you talking about?
(Rex is still staring down at Angel, and Pimp again takes advantage as he nails Rex with a low blow, and then he hits a piledriver into a cover)
ONE......
Dean: even that dumb idiot won't come back for more after that!
TWO.........
Will: fingers crossed he does!
THREE..........
(No the referee says no)
Will: T-Rex's foot was on the wopes it doesn't count..... phew!
Dean: no no no no! what does it take?
(Pimp looks stunned as does Angel and both commentators at ring side. Angel slides to the outside, as Pimp picks up Rex, and whips him into the ropes. Rex bounces off and nails Pimp with a clothesline, and then another, and another. on the forth time Rex kicks Pimp in the mid section and sets him up for......)
Will: EXTINCTION!
Dean: I got to go!
(Dean slams down his headphones, and takes his chair with him, Rex delivers Extinction to Pimp, as Dean slides the chair in and distracts the referee as Rex makes the cover)
Will: ONE...... TWO...... THWEE!............. Wex has the win wight there but Dean is distwacting the weferee this is a twavesty!
(Rex gets up and notices Dean is distracting the referee, but on the other side of the ring, Angel climbs back into the ring, and picks up the chair and whacks Rex with the chair, and pulls Pimp on top of him, Dean gets down the referee turns around and makes the cover)
ONE......
Will: I'm sorry, folks for the heinous actions of my collegue!
TWO..........
Will: it wooks wike Wex has paid the price as weww!
THREE.........
(Ding Ding)
Will: I don't bewieve this!
(Pimp, Angel and Dean exit through the crowd, but as they do Pimp grabs a
mic)
PIMP: hey Rex! you listening punk eh?
(Rex is coming round a little and is holding the back of his head, but looks over and gets to his feet, as he is irate and points at them, and scowls, as he pulls down the top rope in frustration)
Pimp: what... you okay?
Rex: what the hell do you want?
Pimp: did you think it was over between me and you back in EWO when you beat me for the Heavyweight title? well back then it was, but you have started to screw with my family!
Rex: what family?
Pimp: you see you know I didn't know who my little sister was? well I do know! it's your wife, and that is fact
(Rex looks shocked, and Angel just nods)
Pimp: well she's my family now, I may have only just found this out in the past few weeks but we sure as hell are going to make up for lost time!
anyway just thought I would let you know what bombs dropping on you arse bro!
Will: OH MY GOD! that makes Pimp, and Rex step brothers! GEESH things shall
never be the same again!
On that fatal revelation, the show fades with a close up on Rex’s shocked face!