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05 March 2002

“Timebomb” by Godsmack erupts over the Coliseum speakers as pyro ignites from around the entrancway and down the rampway. The Zero-tron swirls with multi-colors with form out the letters “G-Z-W 2-K-1”. The camera pans the capacity Coliseum showing various signs, banners, and posters. One fan’s sign reads, “Will Have Sex for Tickets to Zero Tolerance!!” Another states, “Who to cheer for…Pimp or Magic? So confused!!”

Pike: Welcome fans to GZW Tuesday Night Crimson! I'm Memphis Pike and joining me as always Alexander Hunt!

Hunt: Yeah yeah, enough with the introductions. I've got a huge announcement! Fear not ladies of the world, I know only seeing my stud of a body only once a week is driving you crazy. So on behalf of Arkadian Enterprises™ and Alexander Hunt, the first ever home video and DVD entitled “There’s Only One” will be released on March 17^th 2002. The extra treat to this is that all those hotties that order Fallout: Zero Tolerance receive a free copy in the mail!!

Pike: That's your big announcement?!?

Hunt: Oh you bet! That news made all the fine women of the world wet their pants!

Pike: Hunt! This is a family show!

Hunt: What? They wet their pants because they spilled their drinks with excitement. What are you talking about?

Pike: Um, nevermind. We've got a great show planned tonight.

Suddenly, the StormRider Outlaw Wales comes out onto the stage to “Digg” by Mudvayne, the official song of Hong Kong Wrestling Federation.

Pike: Oh great. What is that Fortune Familia lackey doing out here?

Hunt: Show some respect for Outlaw Wales! He's as mighty as Deacon Kane himself!

Outlaw enters the ring with mic in hand. The fans roar with boos.

Outlaw: Thank you, thank you. You are all so kind for showing such respect for me, the Badd Bull of HKWF!

Pike: I think he needs to buy some Q-tips to clean out his ears! They're booing him!

Hunt: As you all know, I have recently aligned myself with Fortune Familia. Ms. Fortune is a genius amongst this male driven sport! (fans boo) With the StormRiders in the mix, nothing will be able to stand in Ms. Fortune’s way.

Pike: Um, Outlaw Wales should wipe some of that brown off his nose!

Outlaw: But while the greatness of Fortune Familia is undeniable, there are still some who dare defy us! (fans cheer) Yes, unbelievable it is, but there are some who dare to confront the great power of Deacon Kane! Foolish beyond compare they are. One such fool...Billy Bond. (huge pops) Now great citizens, while he is lowly ruffian, there is no need to boo or jeer him.

Pike: Damn! Open your ears! They cheered him!!!

Outlaw: Billy Bond, the holder of the GZW Heavyweight Championship. An unworthy man, a pretender to the throne. He dares to defy the greatness of Deacon Kane! Bond, are you mad?!? Do not worry Billy Bond. I am a noble warrior. I will spare you the pain and suffering of being smitten down by “The Wicked One”. I will defeat you tonight in combat!

Pike: What?!? Outlaw Wales is challenging “Smooth Operator” Billy Bond?

Hunt: Damn right! Let's see if Bond's got the cojones to stand up to the challenge!

Outlaw: So Billy Bond, walk down the path of warriors. Come down the ramp, step into this ring. Challenge Outlaw Wales. Dare to wrestle the Badd Bull!!!

“Smooth Operator” hits the speakers. The fans erupt as the GZW Heavyweight Champion “Smooth Operator” Billy Bond steps out onto the stage, the GZW Heavyweight Title on his shoulder. A disbelieving smirk on the champ's face, he looks at Outlaw standing in the ring as if to say, "you got to be kidding me". Outlaw stands in the ring, motioning for Smooth to come to the ring. Smooth shrugs his shoulders, drops the title belt and runs down the ramp.

Pike: Outlaw Wales wants Billy Bond? He's going to get a whole lot of him right now!

Smooth slides into the ring as the fans erupt. Outlaw stomps on the Heavyweight Champ just as he slides under the bottom rope. Outlaw lifts Smooth up and unloads right hands. Irish whip by Outlaw, reversed by Smooth. Outlaw back off the ropes. Smooth with a huge back body drop elevates Outlaw him up in the air and back down hard to the mat. Outlaw gets back up slowly holding his back. Smooth runs him over with a clothesline. Outlaw gets up again and again he is leveled with a clothesline.

Pike: Outlaw Wales keeps getting back up and Bond keeps knocking him down! Wales up again. Bond with a flurry of right hands. Irish whip by Bond. Wales rebounds back off the ropes. Bond with an explosive Smooth Kick (Bobby Holly style dropkick) nails the Badd Bull in the face. Bond lifts Wales back up. The Heavyweight Champion slams him down with a Smooth Bomb (powerbomb from a Samoan drop position)! What impact and strength!

Hunt: Billy boy is just lucky! Outlaw Wales is just getting warmed up!

With Outlaw down on the mat, Smooth goes up to the top turnbuckle. He walks the top rope to the middle of the rope. He leaps off and drives a flying elbow drop to the chest of Outlaw.

Pike: Bond flying through the air with the greatest of ease! I have never seen a man his size with such agility! Bond stands, waiting for Wales to get back up. He's up. Bond kicks him in the midsection, bending him over at the waist. Bond off the ropes for momentum and drops an ax kick to the back of his head!

Hunt: Eek! Come on! Get up!

Smooth lifts Outlaw back up. The fans are on their feet. The Heavyweight Champion puts Outlaw up on his shoulders in a Samoan drop position, then flips forward, dropping Outlaw with the...

Pike: Smooth Roll! The setup for the Smooth Operation! (Ken Shamrock’s ankle lock)

Smooth cinches on the ankle lock as Outlaw taps out in absolute pain.

Pike: This one's over!

The fans are on their feet; cheering for the GZW Heavyweight Champion as his hand is raised in victory.

Pike: What a way to start off Crimson!

---Outside---

Suddenly, the cameras cut to the GZW underground parking lot. The group Pride, “The Dream Stealer” Maxx Pain, Justin Sharp and “Ragin’ Shotgun” Adam Cage, are attacking the “Entertainment Franchise” Nathaniel Davis. The three men hammer on the Franchise as a screaming Anastasia watches helplessly.

Pike: Pride is simply pounding Davis in the parking lot!

Hunt: A lot of pounding goes on in the parking lot. Reminds me of this one time me and this girl had a great time in my Lovemobile...

Pride continues to work on Davis, battering him with punches and kicks. Maxx lifts the battered Davis up to his feet and tosses him with a release German suplex onto the pavement.

Pike: Chocolate covered Dunkin’ Donuts! “The Dream Stealer” Maxx Pain may have broken Nathaniel Davis' neck!

Hunt: Davis always was a pain in the neck! Ha!

Pike: Wowsers...I don't know if the Entertainment Franchise will be in any condition to fight now!

Security, officials and EMTs hit the scene. The show cuts to a commercial as Pride walks away from the still and motionless body of Nathaniel Davis. The three men seem pleased.

---Commercial---

Coming March 17th 2002. The first in a series of six pay-per-views over the year culminating in the mega event known as Aftermath. Fallout: Zero Tolerance begins a new era in closed circuit televised viewing. Buy any two pay-per-view events and receive Aftermath absolutely free of charge.

Call your local cable company now and reserve Fallout: Zero Tolerance now!!

Brought to you by Victor Arkadian of Arkadian Enterprises ™

*****

---Kid Kaos vs. Jacob Helmsley---

Pike: Our first official match will pit two men who will face each other at Zero Tolerance in the first ever "barbwire rope and light tube" match, Kid Kaos and Jacob Helmsley!

Hunt: Helmsley is going to give this Kid Kaos a taste of what he's got coming to him here tonight! Get ready!

“Front 2 Back” by Xzibit hits the speakers as Kid Kaos makes his way to the ring. The newest wrestler to GZW receives a mixed reaction from the crowd.

Pike: Kid Kaos looks to make a statement tonight for all the other wrestlers in GZW tonight!

Hunt: Where are all this new guys coming from?

Linkin Park’s “Point of Authority” hits the speakers Jacob Helmsley makes his way to the ring. The fans give a mixed reaction to yet another new wrestler. But Kaos is not as supportive. Kid Kaos goes to the floor, taking the fight to Helmsley in the aisle.

Pike: The match starts on the rampway!

Hunt: Not so fast, Donutboy! The match can't start yet until it's in the ring! Officially, this isn't happening!

The fight is on as the two men slug it out at ringside. The larger Kid Kaos lands a clubbing forearm blow to the back of Helmsley. Kaos then whips Helmsley into the steel steps.

Pike: Ouch! Helmsley got sent hard into the steel steps! Now Kid Kaos rolls Helmsley into the ring, officially starting the match! Kid Kaos steps into the ring as well. Helmsley back up to his feet nails Kid Kaos with a dropkick. Kid Kaos back up and Helmsley with several right hands. Irish whip by Helmsley. Kid Kaos with the reversal. Helmsley off the ropes with a cross body on Kid Kaos for a cover, but Kid Kaos kicks out at one! Both men up and Kid Kaos just levels Helmsley with a huge clothesline! My neck just hurt watching that one!

Hunt: Hopefully this two will kill each other off before the pay-per-view! These guys totally suck!

Kaos lifts up Jacob to his feet. Huge openhanded chops by Kaos, slapping the chest of Jacob. Irish whip by Kaos sends Jacob into the corner. Kaos charges in, but Jacob nails him with a boot to the face. Kaos staggers back. Jacob quickly hops up to the middle turnbuckle, leaps off and levels Kaos with a clothesline.

Pike: Nice flying clothesline by Jacob Helmsley! Kid Kaos back up to his feet. Helmsley knocks down Kid Kaos with a spinning heel kick! With Kid Kaos down, Helmsley holds his legs and drops a legdrop to the groin!

Hunt: Ouch!

The fans pop as Jacob turns to the crowd, hands raised. But as Jacob turns around, Kaos charges at him clotheslines him sending Jacob over the top rope and down to the floor.

Pike: Kid Kaos goes to the floor! Kid Kaos lifts Helmsley up right in front of us! Kid Kaos with a scoop slam slams Helmsley down hard to the Coliseum floor! Uh oh! Now Kid Kaos is looking for something under the ring! He's pulling out a light tube and some barbwire! Who left that there?!?

Hunt: Those rascally ring crew guys! Got to love those playful little scamps!

Kaos takes the barbwire and starts to whip at Helmsley with it. The fans gasping at the sight of Jacob's skin being ripped at. Jacob, on his hands and knee, wipes the blood from his face. Jacob gets up and lunges at Kaos. Jacob tackles Kaos and takes him down. Jacob rains down his blood soaked fists onto Kaos' face.

Pike: This is simply brutal!

Hunt: What a barbaric show of aggression by Jacob Helmsley! You don't see Kid Kaos doing something like that!

The fans cheer as Jacob gets up to his feet. He grabs the light tube and waits for Kaos to get back up to his feet.

Pike: Helmsley's going to smash that light tube over Kaos’ head! But wait! Freak Mauler runs down the rampway and gets behind Helmsley and pulls the light tube out of his hand!

Hunt: What in the hell is Freak Mauler doing? Who signed him back into the company?

Jacob turns around to face Freak. Meanwhile, Kaos gets back up to his feet. Kid Kaos grabs Jacob by the back of the neck and slams his face into the ring post. A bloody Jacob falls to the mat. Freak hands Kaos the light tube. As Jacob gets up slowly to his feet, Kaos swings the light tube and smashes it over Jacob's head.

Pike: Chocolate covered Dunkin’ Donuts! Blood and glass everywhere as Kid Kaos just smashed the light tube on Jacob Helmsley's head!

The fans boo as Freak Mauler and Kid Kaos stand over the fallen and bloodied Jacob Helmsley.

Pike: Is this what we will see at Fallout: Zero Tolerance?

Hunt: Barbwire, light tubes and a whole lot of blood! I can dig it!

---Backstage---

(Backstage the scene opens up with a man in a dark hooded uniform, there is a woman stood alone by a Coke machine. The man comes up behind her places his right hand over her mouth, and holds her hands firmly behind her back)

(The woman struggles in an attempt to get free, but the grip is too tight, as the man pulls the woman back into a dark room that has a spotlight in the centre of the room. The hooded man drags the woman into the spotlight, and is seen to be a terrified pregnant Aqua, the man places tape around her mouth to gag her, and then around her wrists, leaving her in the spotlight standing helpless)

(Aqua begins to cry as tears of fear roll down her cheeks, the man places a foot on the back of her knee, and brings her down to her knees, the man the disappears into the shadows and then returns with a sledgehammer. He looks down at her reaches down into his pocket and throws a blue bonnet down on her, and then hold the sledgehammer up high in the air with two hands, when suddenly the door swings open)

Hades: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH

(Hades charges into the room, and knocks the hooded man into the corner of the room, then un-gags and releases the hands of Aqua, Hades turns to the door, and sees the Hooded man fleeing the scene as Hades and Aqua cuddle in the spotlight)

*****

---Paid endorsement---

Three men, all bound by fate.

Adam Cage...a man searching for Pride, for gold, for revenge. A man to be reckoned with....an Extremist at heart. His time has come, and all shall see how good it is to be, AC!

Maxx Pain...a captain in the ring, commanding respect and obedience. His time has come, and all who stand in his way shall feel the pain.

Justin Sharp...a man terrorized by his past, a father who hated him, an "Old Guard" which despises him, and the fans who once cheered for him, now hate him. His time has come, and all who opose him shall find out that he is Sharp-4-Life!!

Pride....It's Our Time!!

Brought to the airwaves by Pride Incorporated™

*****

---Interruption---

"One Step Closer" By Linkin Park hits and the crowd boos loudly as Justin Sharp walks out onto the ramp cockily and looks around at the fans. He finally heads down to the ring and asks for the microphone.

Pike: What is this cocky bastard Justin Sharp doing out here? Hasn’t he and his buddies from Pride done enough damage already?

Hunt: This is Pride! They can do want ever the hell they want!

Justin: I've got to say....I'm just to excited tonight. Not only do I get to beat the living shit out of Nathaniel Davis in the ring. But now I am out here to finally ask a question I've been waiting to ask for years on end!

Hunt: Justin is going to ask if he can run for governor of Georgia!

Justin walks around the ring as the crowd chants "Pu$$y" at him.

Justin: Dad....I'd be honoured if you would grace me and the rest of GZW with your presence at one of the upcoming shows!! Please dad, come back....I know I can make you proud I know I can!! We dont need any of these slack jawed idiots. Me and you against the world....come on...father and son united again!!

Pike: Sharp is out here pleading for his long lost father to show up on a GZW show!

Hunt: I heard that Tate Troublesome was rumored to be his old man!

Justin begins to walk toward the ropes when all of a sudden "Forever" By Kid Rock hits and out walks Stevie Straight to an alright pop from the crowd. He rolls into the ring and stares at Justin. He grabs a mic as he holds his head in his right hand.

Stevie: Justin....your father isn’t going to accept your invitation...

Justin looks shocked and in disbelief as Stevie continues.

Stevie: He's not going to accept because Chris Sharp is here tonight!!

Pike: Chris Sharp is here tonight!

Hunt: Remind me again who the hell is Chris Sharp to the world of wrestling?

The crowd cheers and Justin’s face lights up with joy but Stevie stays serious.

Stevie: Justin....I....I....ah, your father has always been proud of you. He's always boasted your accomplishments; he just was never any good at showing his love. You have no idea how high a place you have in his heart. I know this Justin....because...I am your father!

Pike: Chocolate covered Dunkin’ Donuts!

Hunt: So Justin’s father isn’t named Chris but Stevie? I don’t get it!

The crowd erupts as Justin shakes his head in disbelief.

Justin: No..you cant be.....NO!!

Stevie: Justin, please I know how much of a shock this must be. But I needed to disguise myself from you in order to watch over your life without screwing it up like I know I would of...but recently you've gone out of control looking for acceptance from me. And now I come before you to ask one simple thing, if you want my Pride then you must end this. End this now! Return to the Justin Sharp of old, fight the good fight. Stop this crazy crusade of yours...please Justin. For me...do it for me. Or at least, do it for yourself!!

Justin stares in disbelief as the crowd is in an uproar. Stevie opens his arms to Justin in embrace and the crowd hollers for him to do it. Slowly Justin makes his way towards his dad the crowd absolutely erupts as Justin hugs his father, as they are both in tears. They finally let go and Chris taunts the crowd on the ropes in absolute joy but as he turns around Justin kicks him hard in the stomach and nails a Hydra on his own father!! Justin picks up he microphone in tears as he stares at his fallen father.

Justin: Your not my father...I have no father!! My family is Maxx Pain and Adam Cage...your nothing but fool!! You talk like I should just drop everything for you? A man who degraded me as a child...you can die and go straight to hell!! And you can take the rest of GZW with you!! Because dad, Pride is Forever!! And I'm SHARP....4....LIFE!!

Pike: Sharp has totally destroyed his father here on Crimson!

Hunt: Woohoo!

Justin spits on his fallen father as he wipes the tears from his face and leaves to an overwhelming chorus of boos.

---Chains and “The Downfall” Rebellion vs. Nemesis and GoldenEye---

Pike: This next tag match is going to be interesting to say the least!

Hunt: Anything involving the Extreme division is interesting!

Pike: Four men who totally hate each other will be paired up and forced to tag together!

Hunt: Why is that overgrown wimp GoldenEye even in the Extreme title hunt? Bring back my man “Last Man Standing” Cravin Morehead!

Pike: And the stipulations the Booking Committee set for this match! If Chains or GoldenEye win the match, the person getting the pin would get the Extreme title shot at Fallout: Zero Tolerance, but if they lose the person who doesn’t get pinned gets the title shot.

Hunt: Huh? I’m confused.

Pike: We know Hunt….we know!

Nemesis makes his way out from backstage and is greeted with a semi face/semi heel pop from the crowd. “Drowning” by Adema rocks the PA system.

Pike: The crowd is unsure of how to cheer for this barely seen masked wrestler calling himself Nemesis!

Hunt: Never makes sense why this new guys get a GZW contract and don’t do squat with it!

”Bombshell” by Powerman 500 picks up where Nemesis’ music leaves off signaling the entrance of…

Hunt: Here comes that GoldenEye guy. What a dork this guy is!

GE walks from the back and makes his way to the ring. The crowd gives him a round of cheers as he walks down.

Pike: GoldenEye has been in the quest to obtain the Extreme title since his debut at last year’s year ending pay-per-view Acceptable Risks!

Hunt: Just another undeserving dork to the title rightfully owned by Rebellion!

GE gets in the ring and walks over to Nem where the two shake hands and talk for a moment. Nem makes a gesture that implies he wants the title, GE just shrugs his shoulders as if to say "we’ll see".

”Click, click, boom” by Saliva gets the crowd bouncing as Chains steps onto the entranceway. The crowd gives him a resounding boo letting him know what they think of the man.

Pike: The crowd not liking Chains here at all tonight!

Hunt: Rightful so! He sucks, Donutboy! What a suckup! First Billy Bond has a chaise and next thing you know Chains has gone out and got one too! Pretty soon Chains is going to be wearing a tuxedo and sunglasses as well!

A fog forms into a thick cloud resting at the entranceway. All of a sudden the cloud turns flame colored and through the cloud bursts out a huge flame just as the first note of “The Downfall” by Evereve hits. Following the huge fireball walks out Rebellion and the crowds boo’s become louder. Reb stares at Chains for an instance and then the duo walk down and get into the ring, where the four combatants stand without motion. Both Nem and GE stare down Chains, seemingly ignoring Reb. The Downfall stands in front of Chains forcing the two to take notice of the stripped Extreme Champion. Chains exits the ring and stands on the apron. Nem looks at GE and gestures that he will start this match. GE doesn’t argue and stands on the apron.

Hunt: Did Nemesis get his head checked? That’s a pissed off Rebellion in there!

Reb walks to the center of the ring and motions to Nem to bring it. Nem obliges and charges at Reb. Nem hits Reb in the sternum with his shoulder and locks his arms around The Rebel’s waist which forces Reb to take one step back before crushing Nem’s back with a double axe handle. Reb quickly grabs Nem to his feet and then tosses him across the ring into the turnbuckle where GE is standing.

Hunt: Small things to a giant!

Pike: There’s no questioning the brute power of Rebellion. Nemesis needs to rethink his strategy!

GE puts out his hand for Nem to tag. GE looks at the hand and ignores it. Nem stands up and slowly starts circling Reb who is still standing in the center of the ring. Reb makes a yawning gesture as if to say he was bored. Nem again rushes at Reb and as Reb grabs air, Nem clips Reb’s knee with a sliding dropkick. Reb loses his balance and falls forward.

Pike: Timmmmberrrr!

Hunt: You are such a dork!

Reb quickly pops to his feet to the surprise of Nem. Reb reaches for Nem but the quickness of the masked man results in another handful of air. Nem with a dropkick to Reb’s back that sends him into the ropes and Nem quickly grabs Reb around the waist and tries for a German suplex but Rebellion grabs the ropes and Nem can’t get him to budge. Reb thrusts his foot back, connecting solidly in Nem’s groin, causing the North Carolinian to collapse to his knees.

Pike: That’s got to hurt!

Hunt: You think?

Reb puts his hands behind his back and does a few stretches. The Downfall methodically strolls over to the winded Nem and stands over him. Reb then looks towards GE and points at him. After that Reb grabs Nem and tosses him over to the corner where GE is casually placing out his hand awaiting a tag. Nem gets to his feet and again ignores GE and heads back towards Reb.

Pike: What is he thinking? Tag the fresh man in! I think Nemesis’ desire to become champion is clouding his mind. Maybe if h-

Hunt: Maybe if you’d shut your donut-hole the rest of us can watch the match!

Reb, instead of waiting for Nem to make the move, charges at him. Reb with surprising quickness gets to Nem and then throws him to the ropes. Reb lifts Nem up in a gorilla press and quickly tosses him up, jumps straight up connecting his shoulder into Nem’s gut as he is coming down and then slams his body into the mat in a spinebuster fashion.

Pike: Chocolate covered Dunkin’ Donuts! A vertical spear into a spinebuster! How much more can Nemesis take?

Reb drags Nem over to his corner and places his foot on Nem’s neck. Reb starts to casually converse with Chains as if nothing serious is going on. Reb then points to GE and then to Nem in a question-like manner waiting for Chains to answer. Chains looks down at the squirming Nem, and then to GE who still has his hand out awaiting a tag. Chains points to GE.

Pike: What was that about?

Hunt: Either way it doesn’t look good for GoldenEye or Nemesis!

Reb releases his foot from Nem’s neck and then kicks the grounded man hard in the back of the head, stopping the squirming. Reb then stands the man and then tags in Chains. Chains climbs to the top of the turnbuckle as Reb places Nemesis on his shoulders. Reb turns so that both Nem and himself are facing away from Chains. Nem starts to come to and begins to pelt Reb on the head with a series of punches.

Pike: Nemesis with a second wind!

Before the strikes can have an effect on Rebellion, Chains leaps off the turnbuckle, hooks Nem’s head with his leg, and brings Nemesis down with his butt while Reb simultaneously nails Nem with a sit down faceplant.

Pike: Wowsers! What a devastating double team!

Hunt: How’s that for "death from above"?

Pike: Very funny Hunt!

Hunt: Thanks dork!

Chains stands up and stares at GE. GoldenEye stares right back with an almost sly looking grin on his face. Chains goes for the cover.

1…2…

Pike: Three!!! Chains and Rebellion pull out a very convincing victory here tonight. And GoldenEye gets an Extreme title shot in two week!

Hunt: How does that work again? He never even got in the ring!

Pike: Pay attention Hunt! But since Chains got the pinfall that also gives him a shot at the Extreme title at Fallout: Zero Tolerance!

Hunt: Than GoldenEye and Chains conspired together to get them both an Extreme Championship shot at the pay-per-view!

Pike: It certainly looks that way!

GE points right at Chains with that same sly grin, gives him a thumbs up and shouts out, "SEE YOU AT ZERO TOLERANCE!!" GE steps into the ring as Chains quickly turns around and clotheslines an unsuspecting Rebellion.

Pike: WOWSERS!

Hunt: What in the hell?!

Chains and GE both start to stomp the hell out of Reb and the crowd responds with a Coliseum filling barrage of cheers. This beating continues for a few moments before coming down to the rampway is the pregnant Angel. She gets in the ring and covers Rebellion, which surprises Chains, GE, and everyone watching. Chains starts to reach for Angel but is stopped by GoldenEye. GE says a few words to Chains and then to Angel. The two leave the ring, with Rebellion lying out on the mat.

Pike: What is going on? Why is Angel protecting Rebellion? What did GoldenEye say to Angel?

Hunt: You certainly are stupid, Donutboy!

Pike: Do you know?

Hunt: Of course I know!

Pike: Well enlighten our viewers and me!

Morris: I don’t wanna!

Angle: Well then I guess we should go to a commercial!

---Commercial---

In the tradition of the latest reality television shows, GroundZero Enterprises presents The Real GZW: Uncensored! See what happens backstage at the GroundZero Wrestling 2K1!

Footage shown: Seth Richards is on the phone, not knowing that he is being taped. "Yes, can you please have my pants dry cleaned by tonight? I've got an important announcement to make in the ring and I can't go out there with cum stained pants! Do you know who I am?!?"

-Brent Wellington III watching a Britney Spears video...with his hand near his "lower extremities". "Oops, you did it again, Britney? You can do it anytime you want..."

-The “Living Legend” Pimp Bizkit and a GZW female intern sneaking off into his dressing room.

-Alexander Hunt trying to pick up some ladies in his "Lovemobile". Hunt pulls up next to two ladies in his white convertible Cadillac. "Hey ladies, what about you two and me making a little meat sandwich? You two got the buns and I've got the sausage!" SLAP!!! Hunt gets slapped across his face.

-Diamond Sledge having a stimulating debate about nuclear physics…with a garbage man!

All this and more behind the scenes footage of the GZW! In stores now on video and DVD!

*****

---Backstage---

(The scene opens up backstage there are 2 police officers that are making there way through the GZW Coliseum, as they are walking down the hallway, Hades runs up to them, puffing and panting)

Hades: I’m glad you’re here follow me I’ll show you were it happened!

(Hades walks down the hallway the two police officers following behind, him until they get to the room where the pregnant Aqua was almost attacked)

Hades: It was in here, where Aqua was nearly assaulted with a sledgehammer, what can you do?

Police man 1: well we’ll have a look around and search for evidence that’s about all we can do for now

Hades: okay thank you kind sirs!

(scene fades to black as Hades exits the room leaving the police officers to get on with their job)

*****

---Four Corners Match: Logan “Larger Than Life” Phlash vs. Rick Samson vs. Elijah Threatt vs. Kombat---

Pike: This match is a result of the chaotic tag team situation in the GZW. Let's have a rundown!

Hunt: Well, the Supreme Team and Endangered Species hate each other. The College Crew and the RoccWylders are up and coming teams in the division. Earlier tonight before coming on the air, the College Crew drenched the RoccWylders with sour milk. Basically, throw all the combustible elements in the ring, stir, sit back and enjoy!

All four men are in the ring. Logan “Bigger Than Life” Phlash and his manager Bill “Crybaby” Connors. Phlash is looking at himself with a handheld mirror. Kombat is in one corner with his tag team partner Desecrator. Rick Samson is the ring, stretching on the ring ropes with his girlfriend and valet Heather wearing a College Crew shirt behind him. And in the fourth corner, Elijah Threatt is in the corner, ready for action.

Phlash and Threatt start off the match. Both men go to lock up. Phlash with a quick kneelift to gain the advantage. Phlash follows up with several stiff punches to the head. Phlash with an Irish whip. Threatt reverses it. Phlash comes off the ropes and Threatt levels him with a clothesline. Phlash gets back up to his feet. Threatt takes him back down with a huge hiptoss. Threatt lifts him back up to his feet. Whip by Threatt. Phlash comes off the ropes. Threatt drops him with a back elbow to the mouth. Bigger Than Life rolls out of the ring.

Pike: Excellent strategy by the former UJW superstar!

Logan Phlash tries to recoup on the floor. But Rick Samson goes to the floor. Samson turns Phlash around and hammers him with right hands. The fans are loving it. Samson then rolls Phlash back into the ring.

Hunt: This could be a hard one to pick a winner, but I definitely know Kombat or Logan Phlash isn’t going to win! Damn fan favorites!

With Phlash back in the ring, Threatt stomps away on him. Threatt lifts Phlash to his feet. Threatt with an Irish whip. Phlash ducks a clothesline. Threatt turns around only to get a face full of boots, courtesy of an explosive standing dropkick from Logan Phlash.

Phlash snapmares Threatt into a seated position. Phlash gets behind Threatt, flips over and snaps Threatt's neck with a rear flipping neckbreaker, a la Mr. Perfect. Phlash poses for the crowd. Crybaby Connors tries helps the crowd to cheer for his man. Phlash, pleased with the fans' response, goes to the corner and slaps the chest of Kombat, tagging him into the match.

Pike: Here comes one half of one of the brightest tag team stars GZW has! Kombat is destined for great things!

Kombat gets into the ring and points to Phlash who is heading to his corner. Kombat lifts up Threatt and pummels him with right hands. Kombat with a scoop and a slam, dropping Threatt to the mat. With Threatt down, Kombat bounces off the ropes and drops an elbow across the throat of the Endangered Species. Kombat takes Threatt to the corner. Kombat takes Threatt and repeatedly whips him backwards, slamming his back into the turnbuckles. With each slam in the corner, Des looks on approvingly.

Hunt: Damn RoccWylders!

Kombat whips Threatt to the ropes. Elijah Threatt comes off the ropes. Kombat goes to scoop him up, but Threatt floats over. Kombat turns around and Threatt nails him in the face with a jumping forward hook kick (The WCW Cat's Feliner).

Pike: What a kick by Elijah Threatt!

Threatt goes to a corner and tags in Rick. Kombat slowly gets to his feet. From the apron, Samson hops onto the ropes and nails Kombat in the face with a springboard missile dropkick. Samson lifts Kombat back up to his feet. Samson executes a snap suplex, taking down Kombat. Samson runs to the corner and punches Logan Phlash off the apron, drawing a huge pop from the crowd.

Hunt: That Rick Samson! Boys will be boys!

Samson goes for an Irish whip, but Kombat reverses. Kombat catches Samson coming off the ropes and drops him with a powerslam. Samson is clutching his back. Kombat closes in on his prey. He lifts up Samson and drops him with a backbreaker. But Kombat holds onto Samson and drops him in two more backbreakers. Still holding on, Kombat drives Samson's back into the mat with a sideslam.

Pike: Kombat in control here!

The cover by Kombat, but Samson kicks out. Kombat gets up and goes to the corner of Logan Phlash, who just got back on the apron. Kombat slaps the chest of Phlash, tagging him into the match. Phlash gets into the ring. Kombat points to Samson, telling the College Boy to go get him.

Pike: There really is no love lost between these teams!

Phlash lifts Samson to his feet. Phlash with an elbow to the back of the head of Samson. Phlash follows up with a vertical suplex. With Samson on the mat, Phlash chokes Samson with a boot across the throat.

Pike: The Supreme Teamer showing his vicious side!

Hunt: If you were doing your homework, Donutboy, you would know these innocent fan loving Supreme Teams dorks were notorious rule breakers at one time in United Japan Wrestling!

Phlash, with the fans cheering him, pose for the capacity crowd. He lifts up Samson and whips him to the ropes. Samson comes off the ropes and takes down Phlash with an avalanche hurricanranna. Phlash slowly gets to his feet. Samson picks Phlash straight up and drops his "lower extremeties" to the knee with an inverted atomic drop. The Supreme Teamer stands stunned, clutching his family jewels. Rick Samson drops him with a standing dropkick.

Hunt: If Rick Samson wins this imagine the keg party at the frat house!

Pike: You’re a little old for frat parties Hunt!

Samson lifts Phlash back to his feet. Samson whips Phlash to the ropes. When Phlash hits the ropes, Kombat touches him in the back of the head, tagging himself into the match.

Kombat gets into the ring and tosses Phlash over the top rope and onto the floor. When Kombat turns around, Samson greets him with rapid right hands to the head. Irish whip by Samson. Kombat comes off the ropes. Samson takes him up and over with a back body drop. Kombat gets back up to his feet and charges at Samson. Rick drops him to the mat face first with a drop toe hold. With Kombat face first on the mat, Samson hops on top of him and applies a rear side headlock. With Samson still holding onto the hold, Kombat gets to his feet. With Samson still holding onto the headlock, Kombat counters by hooking Samson's waist, lifting him up in a belly to back suplex position, twisting him in midair into a Blue Thunder sitdown powerbomb.

Hunt: WHOA!!

Kombat lifts Samson to his knees. Kombat unleashes a series of vicious martial arts kicks to the head of Samson. Kombat then lifts up Samson and places him throat first on the middle rope, choking him. Ref Donald Fey goes to reprimand the uncharacteristically violent Kombat. With the Ref Fey distracted, Phlash goes to choke Samson on the middle rope.

Pike: The Supreme Team and the RoccWylders playing from the same playbook tonight!

Kombat lifts up Samson. Irish whip by Kombat. Kombat drops his head for a back body drop. Samson flips over him and rolls him up with a sunset flip out of nowhere. Kombat kicks out. Both men get to their feet. Kombat charges for a clothesline. Samson ducks it and gets behind Kombat. Samson takes down Kombat with a belly to back suplex.

Pike: What impact! Kombat got dropped like Alex Hunt after a cheesy pick up line!

Samson lunges to a corner and tags in Threatt. A fresh Elijah Threatt gets in the ring and hammers away on Kombat with punches and swift Muay Thai kicks. Irish whip by Threatt followed by a tiltawhirl backbreaker. The cover by Threatt.

1...2…

Pike: No! Kombat kicks out!

Threatt lifts up Kombat. Whip by Threatt, reversed by Kombat. When Threatt hits the ropes, Des grabs his leg. Threatt turns to face him. This gives Kombat time to get behind Threatt, hook his waist and hit a release German suplex.

A fatigued Kombat goes and tags in Logan Phlash. Phlash quickly gets in the ring and stomps on the fallen Endangered Species. Phlash lifts up Threatt, Irish whip by Phlash. Reversal by Threatt. Elijah drops his head. Phlash stuns Threatt with a kick to the chest. Phlash moves in quickly, hooks Threatt and drops him on his head with a vicious cradle piledriver.

The cover by Phlash. 1…2...

Pike: Rick Samson comes flying in to break up the count!

Kombat also gets in the ring and starts trading punches with Samson. Ref Fey tries to get both men to break it up. Meanwhile, “Crybaby” Bill Connors slides a handheld mirror into the ring. Phlash grabs it. Threatt slowly gets to his feet. Phlash swings the mirror. Threatt ducks it and gets behind Phlash. Threatt hooks him in a “torture rack” and squeezes him in the move called...

Pike: Mass Casuality! This should do it!

Hunt: But Ref Fey is busy trying to separate Kombat and Rick Samson in the corner!

Threatt cinches the move as the fans count to ten. Threatt drops Phlash and goes toward Ref Fey. But Phlash gets back up and grabs the mirror. Phlash turns Threatt around and....CRACK!!!!!

Pike: Chocolate covered Dunkin’ Donuts! Elijah Threatt just got the mirror cracked over his head!

Crybaby Connors informs Ref Fey of the cover. Ref Fey turns around and makes the count.

1...2…

Pike: Three! Logan “Bigger Than Life” Phlash pulls out the victory!

Hunt: Mirror mirror on Threatt's head, who just beat the other three men? Logan Phlash of the Supreme Team!!!

---Backstage---

"This is Paul “The Professional” Terry here with the GZW Heavyweight Champion “Smooth Operator” Billy Bond, who earlier today, easily defeated Fortune Familia member and StormRider Outlaw Wales...."

Before the interview can continue any further, a vicious Deacon Kane attacks Smooth from behind.

Pike: Deacon Kane with a sneak attack!

Hunt: Awww yeah!

Deacon grabs a nearby cameraman's camera and smashes it over Smooth's head. Paul Terry scurries away from the danger. Deacon lifts Smooth up and tosses him into several wooden crates.

Pike: Deacon is destroying Billy Bond!

Hunt: Not like Deacon Kane didn’t warn the Smooth One!

Deacon picks up Smooth's title belt. Smooth slowly pulls himself up to his feet. Deacon charges and smacks the belt right into his face. Deacon stands above the fallen Smooth, holding the GZW Heavyweight Title.

Deacon: You may have beaten Outlaw Wales tonight, but you haven't beaten me. This belt, this world...it's all mine. Something wicked is coming your way!!

*****

---Paid endorsement---

The scene zooms into a darkened ring, red lights flash on in three circles and "In The End" By Linkin Park begins to play.

"It starts with one..."

Justin Sharp steps into the first circle and the camera zooms in on his cold face.

"I've tried so hard and got so far! But in the end it doesn't even matter! I had to fall to lose it all, but in the end it doesnt even matter!"

Shots are shown of Justin using his moves, The Hydra and the Sharp Slam.

"Things aren’t the way they were before, you wouldn't recognize me anymore..."

Maxx Pain steps into the second circle.

"I've tried so hard and got so far! But in the end it doesn't even matter! I had to fall to lose it all! But in the end it doesn't even matter!"

Shots are shown of Maxx Pain dominating the GZW Ring, using the Career Ender to perfection.

"I've put my trust in you...."

Adam Cage steps out into the third and final circle.

"I've tried so hard! And got so far! But in the end it doent even matter! I had to fall to lose it all but in the end it doesn't even matter!"

Shots are shown of Adam Cage winning the Extreme Title, and of him using the Nova of various opponents.

"In The End It Doesn't Even Matter....."

The three circles containing the Pride members go out, and the scene fades out to black and "Pride Is Forever" shows across the screen.

Brought to the airwaves by Pride Incorporated™

*****

---Backstage---

"This is Weston Bentley here outside the trainer's room. Nathaniel “Entertainment Franchise” Davis has been receiving medical attention from the EMTs. Word is he may need to be taken to the hospital for x-rays as he may have suffered severe damage to his neck. I'll keep you guys posted if I hear any word..."

Suddenly, Davis bursts out of the trainer's room, ripping a cast around his neck. A worried Anastasia is behind him.

Bentley: Davis!

The Careermaker grabs the mic. "Justin Sharp, Maxx Pain, Adam Cage. You guys think you can just snap my neck like Slim Jim and cart me off to the hospital? Uh uh! I don't friggin' think so! Justin Sharp, get your ass ready 'cuz I'll meet you later tonight!"

The Entertainment Franchise storms off as Anastasia makes eye contact with Weston. Anastasia shrugs her shoulders as if to say, "I can't stop his stubbornness".

Pike: So the match is back on! Justin Sharp and Nathaniel Davis later tonight!

*****

---Desecrator vs. “The Wrestling Franchise” Monarch---

Pike: Our next match pits RoccWylder member Desecrator against the obsessed with gold Monarch!

Hunt: Man, is that Atlanta punk severely outclassed! Sure “Desy” won the LightHeavyweight and Television Championship at the young age of eighteen, but Monarch is “Real Wrestling”! When that kid was still in pampers Monarch was winning championships all overseas!

Pike: Desecrator is among the few who represent all that is good and right in GZW! He along with his RoccWylder partner Kombat, Battlecry, and Invincible are taking a firm stance against the “New Guard” rulebreakers like Pride!

Hunt: They are nothing but meddling busybodies! They should mind their own business!

Desecrator makes his way down the rampway to the tune of “It’s Been Awhile” by Staind followed not far behind by his tag team partner Kombat. The Atlanta crowd explodes with face pop at the sight of their hometown wrestlers.

Pike: With these two looking out, people had better follow the rules of the GZW!

Hunt: (in a mocking voice) Follow the rules, follow the rules. Listen to you! You sound like such a little nerd!

The brutal Monarch makes his way to the ring as the fans boo and a few babies are heard crying in fear as “Superbeast” by Rob Zombie cranks through the Coliseum. Monarch slowly steps into the ring.

Both men move in as the match begins. Monarch with a couple of knee lifts to the midsection of Des helps the BlackHeart gain the upper hand early in the match. Monarch with a couple of knife-edge chops followed by an Irish whip. Des bounces off the ropes. Monarch charges at him and levels him with a vicious clothesline.

Pike That nearly beheaded him!

Monarch chokes Des blatantly across the throat on the mat. Ref Paulie Newman forces him to break. Monarch lifts up Des and snapmares him over, then applying a rear chinlock.

Hunt: Monarch is soooo good at these holds! He can clamp a hold on and squeeze like nobody's business!

Des fights to get up to his feet. A few back elbows by Des breaks the chinlock by Monarch. Des runs and bounces off the ropes for momentum. But Monarch quickly counters a charging Des and slaps on the Pain’s Face (crossface).

Pike: Monarch's deadly Pain’ Face! But luckily, Desecrator makes it to the ropes for a rope break!

Hunt: Luckily? Playing favorites again, eh Donutboy?

Des slowly pulls himself up using the ropes. Monarch with a kick to the ribs of Des. Irish whip by Monarch. “The Wrestling Franchise” drops his head going for a back body drop. Des bounces off the ropes, puts on the brakes and kicks Monarch in the chest, stunning him. Monarch clutches his chest. Des levels him with a clothesline.

Des lifts up Monarch to his feet, hammering him with right hands. Irish whip by Des. Monarch bounces off the ropes and ducks a back elbow. Monarch bounces off the far ropes. Des takes his opponent down with a powerslam.

Pike: What a slam by the smaller RoccWylder!

Monarch is lifted to his feet. Des hammers away with punches in the corner. Des whips Monarch into the opposite corner. Des then charges in and nails a clothesline in the corner. Monarch drops to the mat.

Pike: Listen to these fans! They are behind Desecrator!

Kombat looks on as his partner lifts Monarch up for a vertical suplex. But the crafty veteran floats over and lands behind Des. Monarch drops Des with a vicious belly to back suplex.

Hunt: Sweet counter by Monarch! You got to love it!

Monarch, with Des on the mat, drops a couple of elbows to the groin. Monarch lifts up his opponent and executes a crisp snap suplex.

Hunt: Admit it, Donutboy! Monarch is a great wrestler!

Pike: There is no denying his ability! He is one sick and sadistic individual!

Hunt: Hey! It's a cruel world out there! If you don't kick someone in the "lower extremities", someone will be glad to kick yours!

Monarch lifts up Des and lands a few kicks to the midsection. Irish whip by Monarch, reversed by Des. Monarch comes off the ropes. Des with an overhead belly-to-belly suplex, catching Monarch and sending him down to the mat. The ex-HKWF World Heavyweight Champion slowly gets up to his feet. Des charges and clotheslines him out of the ring.

As Monarch slowly gets up, Des climbs up to the top turnbuckle. He walks the top rope to the middle of the rope.

Pike: His agility is incredible!

As Monarch is on his feet on the floor, Des stands on the middle of the top rope, balancing himself. He leaps off with a diving clothesline to the floor, leveling Monarch.

Pike: Wowsers!

The fans cheer the great show of athleticism by Des. He gets up to the cheers of the fans. Des lifts up Monarch and lands several stiff right hands. Des goes for an Irish whip, but Monarch reverses, sending Des into the steel steps.

Pike: Ouch! What a sickening sound as Desecrator collides with the steel steps!

Hunt: It’s out here on the floor that Monarch’s game goes to the next level! He’s not known as the Punisher for nothing!

Monarch slowly walks over to the fallen Des. Monarch hovers above his prey, unloading a series of right hands to the head. Monarch lifts up Des to his feet and makes a throat slashing gesture. Monarch hooks Des, lifts him up by the waist and then drops him on his head with a piledriver on the Coliseum floor.

Pike: Chocolate covered Dunkin’ Donuts! He may have cracked open his head!

Hunt: Don't worry! Desecrator is a teenage! You know the all have hard heads!

As the fans boo, Monarch lifts up a limp and lifeless Des and rolls him into the ring. Monarch slides into the ring and with an evil grin, makes the cover.

1...2...

Pike: No! Desecrator kicks out! Desecrator kicks out! How did he kick out of that?

Monarch cannot believe it. He gets up, yelling at Ref Newman. Monarch lifts up Des, chopping away at his chest. Irish whip by Monarch. Des comes off the ropes. Monarch with a scoop, but Des floats over and behind. Des with a rear waistlock. Monarch with a back elbow and a standing switch. Monarch hooks Des from behind and drops him with a German suplex with a bridge. The pin.

1…2…

Pike: Desecrator kicks out again!

Hunt: Will he ever stay down?!?

Monarch lifts up Des again. Monarch with a few forearm shivers to the head. Irish whip by Monarch. Reversal by Des. Monarch bounces off the ropes, ducks a clothesline by Des.

Monarch bounces off the far ropes. Des catches him and slams him down with a spinebuster. Both men slowly get up, Des being slightly faster. Des with a kick to the midsection followed up by a jumping DDT. The cover by the RoccWylder.

1…2…

Pike: No! Monarch kicks out! What a match! Wait! It's Manic Depression! What is he doing here?

The third member of What Money Can Buy slowly makes his way down to the ring. The ever silent but deadly wrestler circles the ring, watching the match up.

Pike: What is he up to? I bet he's up to no good!

Hunt: Such a pessimist!

Des lifts up Monarch and goes for an Irish whip. Reversed by Monarch. Des bounces off the ropes and ducks a clothesline. Monarch turns around. Des with a kick to the midsection, then he lifts up Monarch high over his head and then drops him with the...

Pike: Fifth Dimension! (powerbomb into a facebuster) This should do it!

Des makes the cover, but Ref Newman is not there to make the count! Manic is on the apron, distracted the referee. The fans boo heavily. Des pounds his hand on the mat, as if he were counting the pinfall. Kombat starts to make his way over toward Manic.

Pike: Look! It's “Money Maker” Dice Morgan!

Dice comes running down the rampway. He sneaks up behind Kombat nailing him from behind with a clothesline.

Pike: You can't do that to Kombat!

Hunt: Well you know what? He just did!

Dice slides into the ring. Ref Newman is still distracted by Manic on the apron. Des gets up to face Morgan, but Dice pulls out a stun gun and shocks Des in the chest.

Pike: What utter heinousness!

Des falls down to the mat stunned. Monarch slowly gets up and then locks in the Pain’s Face in the middle of the ring. Dice steps out of the ring, his work done. Manic hops off of the apron. Ref Newman turns around to check on Des.

Pike: Desecrator is out cold, thanks to Dice Morgan and that stun gun!

Hunt: No! It was Monarch’s submission that did it!

With Des unconscious, Ref Newman calls for the bell.

Pike: Monarch wins it! What a travesty!

The fans boo as Monarch has his hand raised. Manic and Dice smile as there handiwork has paid off.

Pike: Look at WMCB! They'll get theirs!

---Backstage---

(scene opens up with Hades walking back and forth, he looks to bang on the door but then doesn’t, and paces back and forth a couple more times, before going to knock on the door again, as he does so one of the officers opens the door, and looks at Hades)

Hades: H-H-Have you found anything?

Police officer 1: yes, we have found this piece of long blonde hair

(the 2^nd Police officer holds it up in a plastic see through pocket bag/sandwich bag)

Hades: anything else?

Police Officer 1: afraid not for now, we are going to circulate off this area and continue to thoroughly look for more evidence, but for now.

(Hades looks really upset, as a tear in his eye can clearly be seen)

P.O1: I wish there was more we can do, but I’m afraid this is all we can do for now. Have you any idea about anybody who could be provoked into doing something like this?

Hades: well ummmm…

PO 1: who?

Hades: well all the signs point to my brother Magic, he uses sledge hammers often, and has long blonde hair, and also he has attacked pregnant women before.

PO1: okay, we’ll have a look into it, but don’t do anything rash okay?

(Hades looks shocked for words and does not answer the Police officer, and the officer just rubs him on his back, as Hades looks on in horror and disbelief. And the scene fades)

*****

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*****

---Justin Sharp vs. Nathaniel “Entertainment Franchise” Davis---

Pike: Well, I guess our next match is still set to take place as Nathaniel Davis has refused to go to the hospital!

Hunt: Boy, Maxx Pain did more than almost breaking his neck. He knocked out several of Davis’ brain cells! I mean heck, even a 100% healthy Nathaniel Davis can't possibly compete against Justin Sharp!

The fans rise to their feet as George Thorogood and The Destroyer's “Bad To The Bone” hits the speakers. A heavily bandaged Davis slowly makes his way down the ramp with the Peacekeeper advisor Anastasia by his side. The fans cheer in support of the federation's "franchise player".

“One Step Closer” by Linkin Park man bumps on the PA system as Justin Sharp makes his entrance. The fans boo loudly as the Pride member makes his way down the ramp with an air of arrogance.

Angle: I know Nathaniel Davis’ got that competitive spirit, but I truly hope for his sake that he's making the right decision to continue with this match. If Maxx Pain didn’t break his neck, Justin Sharp may just finish the job with his Hydra finisher!

Hunt: Didn’t Davis see what Sharp did to his own father?

Davis, still favoring his sore neck, a result of the Pride attack earlier in the evening. Both men are in the ring. Davis stares right at the self-proclaimed Indy Legend, his eyes focused. Sharp thumps his chest, then flips off the Entertainment Franchise. Ref Paulie Newman signals for the bell. The bell rings and the match is underway.

The two men circle each other around the ring. Sharp and Davis lock up in a collar and elbow tie up. Davis ducks under and goes behind Sharp. Davis hoists up Sharp for a belly to back, but Sharp flips out and lands behind him. Davis turns around. Sharp applies a side headlock, wrenching on Davis’ neck. Davis pushes Sharp off and into the ropes. Sharp bounces back. Davis charges with a running knee to the midsection that sends the younger wrestler flipping in the air and down to a seated position. Davis follows up with stiff kicks to the back of the head followed by a low dropkick to the back of Justin Sharp's head.

Pike: Pride wanted to take out Davis earlier tonight, but the Entertainment Franchise is still here and taking the fight to Justin Sharp!

Davis goes to lift up Sharp, but Sharp with a rake to the eyes gains the advantage. The fans boo as Sharp slams Davis down hard onto the back of his neck with a side Russian legsweep. Sharp then stomps away on the down Davis.

Hunt: Give him da boot, Justin!

Sharp lifts Davis up to his feet. Irish whip by Justin Sharp. Davis off the ropes ducks a clothesline. The Entertainment Franchise bounces off the far ropes and nails the Cocky One with a jumping calf kick. The fans pop. Sharp gets up to his feet. Davis moves in and hammers Sharp with stiff forearm shots, beating him down into a seated position in the corner. Davis backs up a few feet, charges in and nails Sharp in the face with a running knee in the corner.

Pike: The Entertainment Franchise showing no signs of his neck giving him any problems early on in the match!

Davis lifts Sharp up out of the corner and whips him to the ropes. Davis scoops up Sharp off the ropes, but Justin floats over and lands behind him. Sharp grabs Davis and drops him on the back of his neck with a belly to back suplex.

Hunt: There you go! Break his neck!

Pike: Sharp with that vicious and very dangerous high angle belly to back suplex! Under normal circumstances, that is already a dangerous move, but with Davis’ neck the way it is, that could end his career!

Sharp goes to work on Davis’ bad neck, lifting him up to a bent over position and dropping a hard elbow to the back of the neck. Sharp looks to the booing fans and taunts them, pointing to their fan favorite. Davis slowly gets up to his feet. Justin Sharp moves in, grabs Davis by the neck and drops him with a falling neckbreaker. Sharp then lifts the Franchise up and chokes him on the middle ropes.

Pike: Sharp showing his vicious side!

Hunt: That's what being in Pride is all about! It's their time to shine. The idiots in the front office won't give them the chance? Then the only choice Pride has is to take the spotlight with force!

With Davis’ throat across the middle rope, Justin Sharp slingshots out of the ring and drops a legdrop across the back of Davis’ head.

Pike: Incredible maneuver by the young star!

As Davis is laying in the ring holding his throat, Sharp is still at ringside, jawing off with a few fans. The Cocky One climbs up to the apron. Davis gets back up to his feet. He heads over to Sharp on the apron and nails him with several stinging right hands. But Justin Sharp with another rake of the eyes stops the flurry. Davis staggers back a bit. Sharp hops onto the top rope and springboards off with a spinning heel kick. But Davis ducks it. Sharp hits the mat hard.

Pike: Justin Sharp missed that springboard spinning heel kick! He gets back up and gets leveled with a cross over clothesline by Davis! (a la Benoit) Davis lifts Sharp up to his feet. Irish whip by Davis, reversed by Sharp. Davis bounces off the ropes and nails Justin Sharp with a flying forearm smash (a la Booker T). The fans are on their feet! Davis lifts Sharp back up to his feet and slams him back down with a belly to back suplex. With Sharp down, Davis bounces off the ropes and drops a quick flash elbow to the chest! The cover by Davis!

1…2…

Pike: No! Justin Sharp kicks out!

Hunt: Whew!

Davis lifts Sharp back up. Irish whip by Davis reversed by Sharp right into a short knee to the midsection. With Davis bent at the waist, Sharp capitalizes with a swinging neckbreaker. The Cocky One lifts Davis up to his feet and levels him with a spinning heel kick to the face. With Davis down, Justin Sharp climbs up to the top turnbuckle. Davis gets up slowly to his feet. Sharp leaps off the top turnbuckle and drops Davis with a blockbuster.

Pike: What a move by Justin Sharp!

Hunt: What do you expect from an Indy legend?

Justin Sharp with the cover.

1…2…

Pike: No!!! Nathaniel Davis got a shoulder up! Even with his injured neck withstanding that blockbuster, Davis still manages to stay alive in this match!

Sharp lifts Davis up and calls for a piledriver.

Pike: Oh my! If Sharp hits a piledriver, Davis’ already injured neck may be broken! Sharp's got Davis set up for the piledriver, but Davis counters with a back body drop!

Nathaniel Davis slowly moves in on Sharp and nails him with right hands. Irish whip by Davis, reversed by Sharp. Davis off the ropes ducks a Sharp clothesline. Justin Sharp turns around. Davis grabs him by the waist and slams him down with a belly-to-belly suplex. Both men stagger back up to their feet. Sharp walks right into Davis’ high angle spinebuster slam (a la Farooq). With Sharp down, Davis stands near his head. The Entertainment Franchise holds out his arms in a gun pose like the Hardys, waggles his head and drops down in a "D'Lo legdrop".

Pike: Listen to these fans! Nathaniel Davis’ has gotten his second wind! Uh oh! Here comes trouble!

The fans boo as Maxx Pain and Maxxine make their way down to the ring. But Davis quickly gets up, runs to the ropes, and slingshots out of the ring and wipes out Maxx with a slingshot twisting Cover Story (plancha).

Pike: Wowsers! Nathaniel Davis took it to Maxx Pain before the Dream Stealer could even try to interfere!

Hunt: How do you know Maxx Pain is going to interfere? Maybe he just wants to come down to ringside to enjoy the action up close!

On the floor, Davis lifts up Maxx to his feet and drops the Dream Stealer with a stiff right hand between the eyes. Meanwhile, Justin Sharp gets back up to his feet. He goes to the apron behind Davis. Sharp leaps off the apron, hooks Davis’ head from behind and slams Davis’ head down to the Coliseum floor with a bulldog.

Pike: Justin Sharp leaps off the apron and nails a bulldog! Chocolate covered Dunkin’ Donuts!

Hunt: What do you expect from a guy that’s an Indy Legend?

Sharp rolls Davis into the ring. As Davis is down on the mat, the Cocky One climbs up to the top turnbuckle. Sharp leaps off going for a senton bomb, but misses as Davis rolls out of the way.

Pike: Justin Sharp missed! Both men are down!

The fans cheer and stomp their feet trying to bring Nathaniel Davis back into the match. Both men get up slowly. Sharp charges at Davis with a clothesline, but Davis ducks. Sharp turns around. Davis kicks him in the midsection and drops the Pride member with a double arm DDT. The cover by the Entertainment Franchise.

1...2...

Pike: No! Justin Sharp gets a shoulder up! We were so close to having a major upset!

Davis lifts Sharp back up to his feet. Irish whip by Davis, reversal by Sharp. Justin Sharp scoops up Davis off the ropes, but the Entertainment Franchise floats over and lands behind him. Davis grabs Sharp's head from behind and drops him with an inverted DDT. The fans and Anastasia explode in cheers. Davis lifts Sharp up and slams him back down hard to the mat with the...

Pike: CareerMaker! (Dominator) This could do it! The “oldest guard” putting this New Guard in his place!

1…2…

Pike: No! Maxx Pain put Justin Sharp's leg on the bottom rope! Nathaniel Davis should have had the match won! Damn it! That's just not fair!

Hunt: Hey, what is truly fair in this world?

An angry Davis gets up and reaches over the ropes to grab at Maxx at ringside, but the Dream Stealer avoids him. Meanwhile, Sharp gets back up to his feet. He gets behind Davis, hooks his arms from behind and drops him on his neck with a release tiger suplex.

Pike: Ouch! What impact on the neck of Davis! This could do it! The cover by Justin Sharp!

1...2...

Pike: No!!! Are you kidding me? Davis kicked out?!? I don't believe it!

An equally astonished Sharp cannot believe it. He gets up to his feet and calls for the Sharp Drop (falling DDT) Sharp waits as Davis gets back up to his feet. Sharp moves in and has a headlock locked in, but Davis counters and drops Sharp on his "lower regions" with an inverted atomic drop. The fans pop.

Pike: Davis with the counter! Justin Sharp will be speaking at a higher pitch tonight!

With Sharp staggered, Davis bounces off the ropes for momentum. But when he hits the ropes, Maxx reaches out and grabs Davis’ leg, tripping him. Davis gets back up and turns his attention to Maxx at ringside. This gives Sharp time to sneak up behind Davis, hook his head in an inverted front facelock and drop him with the...

Pike: Sharp Razors Edge! (Roll the Dice) Damn it! Justin Sharp with the cover!

1…2…

Pike: Three! Justin Sharp gets a major win with help from his good buddy Maxx Pain! Nathaniel Davis gave it a valiant effort, but there's no way he can fight off two men!

Hunt: Who cares how it went down? Bottom line, Justin Sharp struck a major blow in the Pride crusade!

The fans boo as Sharp's hand is raised in victory. Quickly, the two men of Pride stomp on the downed Davis.

Pike: What the hell is this? As if Pride is not content with getting a major upset win, they are adding insult to injury by attacking the GZW Entertainment Franchise two on one!

Anastasia can only watch from ringside as Maxx and Sharp brutally stomp away on Davis. Suddenly...

“I AMMMM NUMBERRRRR ONEEEEEE!!!!”

Pike: Running down the ramp...it's T-Rex!!!

Hunt: No! Why can’t any of these fan favorites mind their own business?

The fans pop as the “Champion of the People” slides into the ring. Maxx and Sharp turn around and both men quickly get clotheslined. The two Pride members slide out of the ring and retreat back up the ramp.

Pike: Things are only heating up as we head into Fallout: Zero Tolerance!

---Tag Team Championship Match: Pride (“Ragin’ Shotgun” Adam Cage and “Dream Stealer” Maxx Pain) vs. What Money Can Buy (“Mr. Risky Business” Epic and “Bad Attitude” Eclipse)---

Pike: Up next, the GZW Tag Team Champions, What Money Can Buy, take on the upstart Pride for the GZW Tag Team titles!

The lights go down and the crowd begins to stir. As the sound system begins to blast “Cocky” by Kid Rock, the lights go up and the challengers for the GZW Tag titles make their way to the ring. Fans shout obscenities and throw various objects at the Pride members. As Maxx Pain and Adam Cage enter the ring, the fans have a mixed reaction as “C.R.E.A.M.” blares for the GZW Tag Team Champions, “Mr. Risky Business” Epic and “Bad Attitude” Eclipse enter the Coliseum accompanied by Seth Richards. As the Champs make their way to the ring, Pride meet them halfway up the ramp and begin to tear into the Champs.

Pike: Pride takes the fight to What Money Can Buy!

Hunt: This match is not merely about tag team gold but which stable is the dominant force in GZW right now!

Maxx takes Epic down with a fierce clothesline as Cage pummels Eclipse with out mercy. Maxx whips the stunned Epic into the steps with a loud crash as Cage rolls Eclipse into the ring before climbing up onto the apron. Cage launches over the ropes and lands a leg drop across the back of Eclipse's head. Maxx climbs up into their corner. Cage lifts Eclipse before flashing a sinister smile to the crowd.

Pike: Adam Cage, showing his "Ragin’ Shotgun" side!

Cage viciously plants Eclipse onto the mat with a devastating short arm clothesline before dropping a couple of knees on poor Eclipse's shoulder. Cage walks over and tags in Maxx Pain. The big man enters the ring as Cage hits Epic with a cheep shot before going back to his corner. Maxx lifts Eclipse to his feet and whips him to the ropes. As Eclipse comes back off the ropes, Maxx sends him flying into the air with a back body drop, but Eclipse counters and lands on his feet to tag in Epic. As Maxx turns, Eclipse peppers him with a few forearm shots before Epic comes off the top rope with a missile drop kick that staggers the giant.

Pike: Nice tag team work by the Tag Team Champions!

Epic continues his assault with another low dropkick to Maxx's knee, but the big man remains standing. Epic goes to the ropes and is quickly sent to the mat with a fierce clothesline from the Pride member. Maxx lifts Epic by his hair and impressively lifts him high over his head in gorilla press fashion before dropping him. Epic comes down hard on the mat with a sickening thud. Maxx tags in Cage.

Hunt: Here comes the Ragin’ Shotgun!

Pike: Although the three Pride members shared a past in the indy circuit, I want to know why Adam Cage decided to align himself with Maxx Pain and Justin Sharp? Cage has already proved he is worthy to be a champion in GZW by holding the Extreme title!

Epic gets to his feet and Cage quickly capitalizes with a series of snap suplexes that leaves him dazed. Cage goes to whip Epic but he is reversed. Eclipse helps to turn the tide with a kick to the back that leaves Cage stumbling into the grasp of the waiting Epic. Mr. Risky Business plants Cage with a sharp DDT before tagging in his partner Eclipse. Bad Attitude gets in the ring and WMCB go to work on the Ragin’ Shotgun.

Pike: What Money Can Buy going to work on Adam Cage!

Hunt: Duh!

Eclipse whips Cage to the ropes. Epic goes down on one knee leaving Cage open for a drop toehold on Cage sending his face crashing into Epic’s knee. A pin by Eclipse but it is broken up after one by Maxx who stomps on Eclipse's head. Maxx clotheslines Epic out of the ring. The big man turns around only to get a drop kick in the face from Eclipse. Maxx reels back and is sent face first into the mat when Epic grabs his legs and struggles to pull his massive form out of the ring.

Pike: Epic pulls the former GZW Television Champion out of the ring!

Cage recovers and dropkicks Eclipse in the back sending him through the ropes onto the apron. Maxx dominates Epic with a single arm body slam onto the outside. Maxx has had enough and returns to his corner. Meanwhile Cage is sizing up Eclipse who is now standing on the apron. Cage comes in and thrusts his shoulder into Eclipse's midsection, doubling him over before performing a sunset flip to the outside and power bombing Eclipse on the fallen Epic. "Holy Shit" chants erupt from the fans.

Pike: Chocolate covered Dunkin’ Donuts!

Hunt: Holy $h!t even!

Cage rolls Eclipse back into the ring. In blatant disregard for the rules, Cage begins to choke Eclipse with a sinister grin on his face. Ref Patricia Albertson pulls Cage off Eclipse. Cage turns to stare down Ref Albertson who backs up in fear. From behind, Eclipse rolls Cage up in a schoolboy fashion and Ref Albertson counts.

1…2…

Pike: Eclipse nearly pulls out the sneaky win!

Cage manages to kick out. A rising clothesline from Cage sends Eclipse back to the canvas and Cage lifts him to send him to the corner. Cage follows and gets a boot to the face. Eclipse recovers and takes Cage down with a tornado DDT. The tag is made and WMCB show their superior tag skill by double-teaming Cage. The Champs whip him to the ropes and Maxx makes a blind tag. A double back body drop takes Cage out, but Maxx gains control with a kick to the gut on Eclipse. Epic tries to stop Maxx's charge with a shot to the back of the head. Maxx turns around to grab him, but he finds that Epic has slipped away. Maxx realizes that he is being defeated by speed as he is hit from behind by Eclipse. Maxx turns to find that he has slipped away as well. Epic is back in the ring and goes to the ropes and clotheslines Maxx. Eclipse lends a hand by copying his partner, clotheslining Maxx, causing the Dream Stealer to stagger. Epic again comes off the ropes and hits Maxx with a flying forearm smash, as Eclipse expertly follows with flying calf kick.

Pike: What Money Can Buy desperately trying to take down Maxx Pain!

Maxx is now fighting to stay vertical swinging his arms to maintain his balance. The Tag Champs set up and land a double drop kick that sends Maxx into the corner. Eclipse sets up as Epic goes to the opposite corner. As Epic runs, Eclipse assists with launching Epic into the air for a big splash on Maxx.

Maxx counters, grabbing Mr. Risky Business out of midair. Things looking bleak for Epic, but Eclipse dropkicks Epic in the back to send Maxx tumbling to the mat with Epic atop him. Epic hooks the massive leg for the cover.

1…2…

Pike: Three! What Money Can Buy retains their titles!

However Cage has regained himself and sends Eclipse to the mat with The End (spear). Cage quickly goes to work on Epic with severe “stompage” to the head. Maxx slowly gets up as Cage applies the camel clutch. Maxx slowly goes to the ropes and brings a tremendous leg drop down across the back of Epic’s head. Maxx Pain then grabs Eclipse and lifts him to his feet, but the crowd erupts in cheers. Maxx pauses momentarily. El Gambit makes his way down the ramp to confront Maxx. The Dream Stealer meets him at the bottom of the ramp and the two become engulfed in dangerous combat, exchanging blows with each other.

Pike: Maxx Pain and El Gambit going at it in the aisle!

Cage looks around as the crowd again rises to their feet as Monarch appears out of nowhere. The two men are now face to face. Eclipse tries to assault Cage, but he blocks it and takes Eclipse down with a swinging neck breaker. Cage quickly pops up and again stands toe to toe with Monarch. A groggy Epic blindly swings at the nearest body that happens to be Monarch. The Punisher blocks the swing and hits Epic with a snap suplex. Monarch pops back out in defiance of Cage and gives him the "Top that!" gesture.

Pike: The two sadistic ones are trying to one up each other!

Hunt: Sincere told Monarch to handle the “Cage problem” earlier today!

Cage smiles sinisterly and applies a STF on Eclipse. He looks up to Monarch with a dare in his eye. Monarch grabs the fallen Epic and applies the Pain’s Face (crossface) on him. Both men stare menacingly at each other. Soon the ring and surrounding area are flooded with GZW referees and officials all trying to break up the carnage.

Pike: I think this has started something that won’t see the end for a long while!

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*****

---Main Event: Intercontinental Championship Match: “The Forsaken One” Magic vs. “The Living Legend” Pimp Bizkit---

Pike: Here we go! The sick and twisted Magic gets his shot at the GZW Intercontinental title. But can he overtake the “Living Legend” Pimp Bizkit?

Hunt: Quit the melodramatics! Let's get to the match!

“Bittersweet” by Fuel plays as Magic makes his way down to the ring as the fans boo for the challenger. A fan's sign reads, "Nothing but a Forsaken turncoat!" Magic enters the ring through the ropes as the fans are on their feet with anger.

Suddenly, the lights begin a strobe effect and “Don’t See The Signs” ushers in the current IC Champion, Pimp Bizkit escorted by his very pregnant sister Angel. The two actually get some cheers from the attending crowd.

Hunt: Even as pregnant as Angel is, she still is a hottie! It must be something about the Profit children!

The two make it down to ringside. Pimp pulls out a chair from under the ring for Angel to sit on. With the IC title belt securely around his waist, Pimp enters the ring.

Magic charges at Pimp. Magic with a flurry of right hands to start off this match. The Champ is reeling. Irish whip by Magic. Pimp ducks a clothesline. Pimp comes off the ropes. Magic takes him up with a back body drop. Pimp comes crashing down to the mat.

Pike: Magic with the high-octane start!

Hunt: He’ll burn out halfway through!

Magic lifts Pimp to his feet. Magic with a couple of right hands, rocking Pimp’s head. Magic with an Irish whip. Reversal by Pimp. Magic ducks a clothesline attempt. Magic comes off the ropes, but Pimp catches him and slams him down hard with a Meeting of the Minds (belly-to-belly suplex). Pimp looks to his sister Angel. She flashes him a wicked smile.

Hunt: I like my ladies bad! Meow!!!

Pimp lifts up the challenger to his feet. Pimp with a series of punishing European uppercuts to the jaw of Magic. Pimp scoops up Magic and slams him down hard to the canvas. With Magic on the mat, Pimp bounces off the ropes and drops a well-measured elbow drop across the throat.

Pike: The champ with a vicious elbow!

Pimp lifts up Magic to his feet. Pimp with several punches, sends Magic to the corner. In the corner, Pimp stomps away on the challenger. Pimp goes to whip Magic to the opposite corner, but Magic reverses, sending Pimp into the corner. Magic charges Pimp in the corner. Pimp gets up a quick boot to the face, stunning Magic. Pimp charges out of the corner, but Magic catches Pimp and drops him with a ring rattling powerslam.

Hunt: No!

Magic lifts Pimp up to his feet. Magic with a kick to the midsection doubles Pimp over at the waist. With Pimp bent over, Magic runs to the ropes going for an ax kick. But as he hits the ropes, Angel grabs his leg.

Pike: Didn’t she learn last week when Magic nearly squashed her with his sledgehammer?

Magic turns to look at Angel. But this gives the Champion enough time to recover. Pimp with a forearm shot to the back of an unaware Magic. With Magic stunned, Pimp hooks him and drops him down with a Russian legsweep. Pimp looks to the capacity crowd as they let him know what they think of him.

Pike: Listen to the fans! I think some of them are actually pulling for Pimp to beat Magic! What a role reversal for these two!

Hunt: What are talking about Donutboy? These fans always cheer the Living Legend!

Pimp lifts up Magic to his feet. Pimp lifts him up high in the air and then back crashing down with a delayed suplex. Pimp makes a cover. Senior Referee Richard Dark counts.

1…2…

Pike: Magic kicks out!

Pimp lifts up Magic to his knees. But Magic fights back. The Forsaken One with several elbows to the midsection of Pimp. But the IC Champ stops the rally with a rake of the eyes. Irish whip by Pimp. Magic ducks a big boot. Pimp turns around. Magic with a quick kick to the midsection followed up with a DDT, driving Pimp’s head into the mat.

Pimp gets up slowly to his feet. Magic quickly lands several right hands. Irish whip by Magic, reversed by Pimp. Magic comes off the ropes. Pimp catches him with a sleeper in the middle of the ring.

Hunt: Yes! Cut off his oxygen and it will be lights out!

Pimp tries to cinch in the sleeper, but Magic moves his body slightly to the side. Magic hooks Pimp’s waist and drops him with a belly to back suplex.

Both men are slow to get up. When both combatants are up, Magic charges and levels Pimp with a clothesline. Magic lifts Pimp back up. Magic with a kick to the midsection doubles Pimp over. Magic bounces off the ropes and this time, nails Pimp in the back of his head with an impressive ax kick.

Pike: Magic has looked impressive tonight! This could be the night he takes the belt from Pimp!

With Pimp on the mat, Magic looks to the fans. The crowd boos wildly as the challenger climbs up to the top turnbuckle. Pimp slowly gets up to his feet. With Pimp up, Magic takes flight and nails a missile dropkick, knocking Pimp halfway across the ring. Magic quickly goes to make the cover.

1…2...

Pike: Angel put Pimp’s leg on the rope! Magic had the belt won!

Magic cannot believe it. He reaches down and grabs Angel by her hair. Magic lifts her up onto the apron.

Hunt: Eek! Where’s T-Rex when you need him?

With Magic distracted again, Pimp gets up. He sneaks up behind Magic and nails him with a double ax handle to the back. With Magic stunned, Pimp hooks his head from behind and drops him with a reverse DDT. Pimp makes the cover.

1…2…

Pimp: No! Magic kicks out! No matter the outcome here tonight, Magic has showed that he is still championship title material!

Pimp looks to Angel and calls for the end of this match. Pimp lifts up Magic and sets him up on the top turnbuckle, ready for a top rope powerbomb. Pimp gets on the turnbuckle, getting set up for the move.

Pike: The self-proclaimed Living Legend showing a new attack from his arsenal here!

Hunt: So close...come on champ!

But there is fight left in the challenger. Magic fights back with right hands to the midsection of Pimp. Both men slug it out on the turnbuckle. But Magic eventually gets the better of the exchange. Pimp falls to the mat, but lands on his feet. Magic, still on the turnbuckle, hooks Pimp’s head, leaps off the turnbuckle and nails a tornado DDT.

Pike: Chocolate covered Dunkin’ Donuts! This could signal the end of Pimp’s reign!

Angel quickly gets on the apron to distract Senior Ref Dark. Meanwhile, Magic lifts up the weakened champ in an Outsider’s Edge position. Magic then falls forwards, driving Pimp into the mat with....

Pike: Final Destination! Magic hit Final Destination! This should be over!

Hunt: But Senior Ref Dark is busy with Angel!

Pike: That...that...witch! She is distracting the ref from counting the pin! She just doesn’t learn does she!

Hunt: Maybe Angel and Dark are exchanging recipes! I heard she makes a great pie!

With Senior Ref Dark distracted, Magic gets up to get him. But from out of the crowd is “The Downfall” Rebellion.

Hunt: Look who's here to save the day! A favor for a favor!

With his small hammer, Reb gets into the ring. He goes to Magic and turns him around. Reb with the wicked hammer shot to the cranium of Magic. With Angel still distracting Senior Ref Dark, Reb lifts up Magic and drops him with Downfall (urinage) onto the mat. Then, like a thief in the night, Rebellion leaves the ring.

Pike: No! It can't end like this!

Pimp rolls over and makes the cover on Magic. Angel gets down from the apron. Senior Ref Dark turns around and makes the cover.

1…2…

Pike: Three! Pimp Bizkit retains the Intercontinental Title! Damn it! Magic had this match won!

Hunt: Boo hoo! Pimp still is the GZW Intercontinental Champ!

Pike: What a travesty! Magic should be the Intercontinental Champion, but thanks to Rebellion and this strange new alliance he shares with Angel and Pimp, it was not to be!

---After a short commercial break---

Pike: I guess that does it for tonight's show. Goodnight fans...

Suddenly, “Hair of the Dog” by Nazareth hits the speakers and out onto the stage is the massive Deacon Kane.

Pike: Here comes trouble! Deacon Kane and his entourage are coming down to the ring!

Hunt: That's right! The rightful Heavyweight Champion along with Fortune Familia! The Interim Deputy Commissioner Sincere, The StormRiders, Outlaw Wales and Prey, and Monarch!

Deacon stands in the center of the ring with the mic as Fortune Familia surround the ring. The fans boo loudly.

Deacon: Ah, he lives! The once and future king lives! No Bond, I did not think you just "gave up", though that would be the smart thing to do. Honestly, anyone should fear stepping into the ring with Deacon Kane. But I know you are not the "give up" kind of guy. I thought maybe, hmm...Bond is probably busy at home in England sipping a spot of tea. Maybe he has better things to do than piss off The Wicked One. But it is good to know you are alive and well Bond. But you hurt my feelings Smooth One. You say that I cannot fight a fair fight? That hurts Bond that really hurts. But to show you that I am a fair man and need no help, I will send these men backstage.

Pike: What? Deacon is going to send Fortune Familia backstage? He knows the Heavyweight Champ isn’t going to come out here because he took Billy Bond out earlier in the program!

Hunt: Well Deacon warned Bond that he would get no rest until the Heavyweight title returned to him!

All of Fortune Familia have left the ringside area.

Deacon: They're all gone Bond. So why don't you bring yourself down to the ring and settle this like men?

Pike: What?!? Deacon Kane is calling out the Heavyweight Champion “Smooth Operator” Billy Bond?!? Deacon knows he most likely sent Bond to the hospital!

Hunt: Don't get all excited! Bond doesn't have the guts to show up cause they’re all over the backstage area! Hehee!

And on cue, “Smooth Operator” hits the speakers for the second time tonight. The fans erupt as a battered Billy Bond steps out onto the stage.

Pike Here he comes down to the ramp! The GZW Heavyweight Champion!

Smooth slides into the ring. He takes the belt off his shoulders and lays it on the mat in front of Deacon as if to say, "I dare you to cross the line". The two men stand nose to nose, neither man giving an inch, both men talking smack. And suddenly, the two men trade blows.

Pike: Both men are slugging it out in the center of the ring and the fans love it!

Hunt: Looks like “The Rematch” won’t be taking place at Zero Tolerance, but here tonight on Crimson two weeks removed from the pay-per-view!

Smooth gets the better of the exchange with rapid rights. Irish whip by Smooth. Deacon off the ropes and gets leveled with a flying clothesline. Deacon gets back up and gets dropped with a huge Smooth Kick (Bob Holly style dropkick). Deacon gets back up again. Smooth moves in with his fist clenched. Deacon grabs the ropes and steps out of the ring. The Wicked One heads back up the ramp, holding a bloody mouth.

Pike: Deacon couldn't take the heat so he's getting the hell out of the kitchen!

Hunt: No he's not! He's just letting Bond THINK that he's getting the upper hand! They'll meet again in two weeks; Bond will feel the Wicked Way!

Show goes off the air as Smooth stands on the turnbuckle with the belt on his shoulder, pointing and daring Deacon to get back in the ring.