(The show opens up as explosions and pyros go off at the top of the rampway, the fans are going crazy, and start up a chant of “GZW GZW” as “it began in Africa” by the chemical brothers plays on the PA system)
Will: hey fight fans and wewcome to Friday Night Twavesty!
Dean: YEA, and GZW has been really hotting up lately with Maxx Pain being fired, and the forced early reitirement of “Smooth Operator” Billy Bond
Will: and Biwwy if you are watching this programme evewybody here misses you, and hope you can get on with your wife, and wish you aww the success in the future!
Dean: who cares?
Will: weww our gweat fans wiww miss him, and I will, but know we are off too our first match as it is business as usuall, and Its Diamond Sledge taking on Manic Depression!
-----------------------Diamond Sledge vs Manic Depression -----------------
(The arena goes silent for a few seconds, then "Funky Cold Madina" by Tone Loc hits as the fans go wild! Lights flash around the arena and up and down the ramp. Diamond Sledge then comes into view at the top of the entranceway. He walks down the ramp by the cheers from the fans. The camera shows a few signs, one stating “Diamond got dumped!” and the other saying “Epic is trash taken off of Diamond’s back.” Diamond goes to slap a few fans hands, but the back up, afraid of what’s on them. Diamond ignores them and rolls into the ring.)fiwn by winsewf, without that twader Epic.
Dean: Will, I think you need to get your whity tighties loosend. They are cutting off circulation to
your brain, if you have one.
Will: You are a vewy wude man, you know that?
Dean: You just can’t take a joke my friend.
(Diamond smiles his dirty teeth at all of the fans. Diamond waits into one o the turnbuckle corners for his next opponent. Manic Depression’s music blats through the P.A. system as all of the fans burst out in boos. Manic comes walking out from behind the curtain and continues down the ramp and to the ring. Manic rolls in, and punches Diamond with one swift movement. Manic lays a few more punches on the man as the ref calls for the bell. Diamond goes down by one of the uppercuts, but quickly gets back to his feet. Manic throws one more punch, but Diamond ducks it fast and moves behind Manic and pushes him face first into the mat. Manic tries to get up, but Diamond lays a few kicks to his ribs. Manic clutches his ribs in pain as Diamond picks him up. Diamond then tosses Manic off the ropes and waits for his return back towards him. Manic comes running back as Diamond lifts him up for a flapjack. Manic somehow jumps out of the flapjack and lands on his feet. Diamond turns around in astonishment. Manic then tackles his opponent down and starts to pummel his forehead.)
Dean: Look at Manic pound on Diamond.
Will: This match just begun, Diamond has mowe time to wecupewate.
Dean: Someone throw him a banana peel and that way he will be distracted for the three count.
(Manic picks up his victim and tosses him into the turnbuckles, then charges at him with aggression. Diamond moves out of the way making Manic collide into the turnbuckle, making the ring rattle. Diamond grabs the back of Manic’s head and plants it into the mat with a reverse neckbreaker. Diamond then sends himself across the ropes, and bounces back to the fallin Manic. Diamond jumps high off the ground and connects with a legdrop. He goes for a quick pin, but only gets a one count. Manic slowly gets to his feet as Diamond waits. Once Manic stands Diamond rushes towards him with a full out clothesline, turning Manic inside out. Diamond looks around at the screaming fans as he makes his way to the top rope. Somehow Manic gets enough energy to jump up and hit the ropes, making Diamond land crotch first on the turnbuckle. Manic rushes over to Diamond and climbs up on the turnbuckle. He hooks Diamond’s arm for a superplex but Diamond lays a few punches to his ribs. Manic releases the hold, and jumps down, grappling his ribs. Diamond then pulls Manic’s hair and dragging him towards the turnbuckle. Diamond sits on top of Manic’s shoulder, jumps, and slams his face into the mat)
Will: Garbage!!! This could be over early!
Dean: Here he goes for the pin! Kick out Manic!
Will: One! Two!
Dean: Thr… Yes, he didn’t get it! Manic gets the shoulder up. Just like the Yankees, getting it at the last minute, ha!
(Back in the ring Diamond argues with the ref, complaining that it was a slow count. This gives Manic time to recuperate and get to his feet, yet still dazed from the last attack. Manic then runs at Diamond and hits him with a double ax-handle to the spine. Diamond goes down face first. Manic then starts to pound on his spine, making it weaker. The ref starts a count, as Manic stops his actions. Manic then picks up Diamond slowly and throws him against the ropes. When Diamond comes bouncing back Manic takes him out with a big boot.)
Dean: Diamond should be used to eating shoes.
Will: They awen’t that bad if you twy it.
Dean: That’s a little more than I wanted to know.
(Manic goes for a pin, but only gets a two count. Manic gets right back to work by picking Diamond up. He again tosses him off the ropes, but this time executes a vicious spinebuster. Manic just taunts the booing crowd, like he already won the match. Diamond struggles up to his feet while Manic does his little dances around the ring. Diamond then comes from behind Manic and places him in a reverse DDT. He spins around quickly and hits…)
Will: Diamonds Are Forever (Final Cut/Eye Of The Hurricane)!
(Diamond goes for his third pin in the match as the ref counts.)
One…
Two…
Two ¾!!!! Kick out!
Dean: Yes! Manic is still in the game.
(Diamond picks Manic up by the hair, almost pulling it out. Manic pushes Diamond away, but he backs up into the ref. Diamond turns around to appologise to him. Manic runs at Diamond and squashes him like a sandwich between his own body and the ref’s. The ref goes down. Manic tosses Diamond into the other turnbuckle and charges again. This time Diamond ducks it, making Manic go head first into the turnbuckle. One Manic turns around Diamond kicks him in the mid-section. He then hooks Manic in a front face lock, seeming to go for a suplex. He lifts the man high in the air, and then drops him down with Sledgement (Brainbuster).)
Will: It’s over now!
Dean: I wouldn’t place any bets now. Look who is coming!
(Suddenly Eclipse comes running down to the ring with a kindo stick in hand. The fans boo like crazy. Eclipse slides inside the ring, and hits Diamond in the back with the harmful stick. Diamond arches his back and turns to see who the culprit was. He lays eyes on Eclipse. Eclipse holds the stick high into the air, and cracks it over Diamond’s head, breaking it into two.)
Will: Jeez! Ecwipse stwikes Diamond with that kindo stick! I can’t believe this!
Dean: It is like a good ending to a bad movie huh?
Will: You only think it was bad because Diamond was taking contwol over Manic.
(Eclipse then climbs to the top turnbuckle, jumps off, and hits Diamond with a knee drop to the forehead, or as he calls it Doomed. Eclipse quickly pulls the motionless Manic on top of his opponent. Eclipse revives the ref as he makes his count.)
Slow:
One…
Two…
Three!!!
Dean: It is over! Manic wins this match. What a performance by this amazing under rated athlete.
Will: You mean Ecwips?
Dean: No, Manic. Eclipse isn’t under rated, especially when he is doing quite a number on the “Entertaining French-fry”, Nathaniel Davis.
Will: What a disappointment for Diamond. I bet Epic was behind this!
Dean: Maybe Eclipse was bored.
(Eclipse looks down upon Diamond and grins evily. Eclipse walks out of the ring following Manic who is already up the ramp.)
----------------- In-Ring promo ------------
(“Rap superstar” by Cypress Hill begins to play on the PA system, Jason Mackavelli emerges at the top of the rampway followed by Helen who is carrying a black gymbag, the fans erupt for there little hero, as he makes his way down to the ring he has a look of concentration on his face)
Dean: whats this little moron coming out here for now?
Will: weww I don’t know but he certainwy has a wook of concentwation on his face!
Dean: yea and i’ll knck that look of his face if he don’t watch it!
(Jason grabs a mic from ringside)
Jason: on Monday Manslaughter something happened that I wasn’t very pleased with, infact two things I am not pleased with!
(the fans cheer)
Dean: can these fans not see that this guy is bad?
Jason: to start with Smooth
(Fans pop at hearing Smooths name mentioned)
got beat by the big hairy stinky monster Deacon Kane, and lost his career here in the GZW
(fans boo)
Dean: ahahaha great wasn’t it!
Jason: well i’m not here to talk about that, I think everything has already been said as too how we feel to have lost Smooth, I am here to talk about something else that Happened to me on MNM!
Dean: what what happened he loose his virginity?
Will: Dean leave that its a family show you know!
Jason: and you know who else it had to do with, it was
(delays)
Dean: come on who? a bloody sheep?
Will: wet him take his time
Jason: PIMP
(fans boo out of hatered for Pimp)
Dean: WOOOO HOOOOOO, what a guy is Pimp the “Living Legend” he’s my hero WOOOO, yea!
Will: what the heww has Pimp got to do with Jason?
Dean: well is he mess’s with Pimp he’ll only get his arse kicked!
Jason: you see I understand that Pimp is on a mission to find his biological little sister, and on MNM, when Helens phone was ringing
(gasps from the crowd)
Will: WOW people I think we have some ground bweaking news here fowkes, jesus I would never ever have thought Hewen was Pimps wittle sister
Dean: what? how is that little tramp related to Pimp, she doesn’t even look like Pimp, Pimp is quality, a high class man, and her well she leaves alot to be desired!
Jason: it isn’t PIMP’s sister you have got to believe that!
Dean: for once Jason is right!
Will: weww aww the signs point to that being correct
Jason: Helen don’t you have something to say too?
(Jason hands the mic over to Helen)
Helen: you remember last months pay-per view when Pimp shoved a bag in Smooths locker-room toilet? well here it is
(She pulls the bag off her shoulder, and drops it on the apron)
Helen: I didn’t tell Jason ‘cos I didn’t want him coming to any harm, but Pimp I am not your little sister its impossible!
(“Ya don’t see the signs” by Mark B and Blade, begins to play over the PA system, and Pimp emerges at the top of the rampway, and is met by a chorus of boos. Pimp walks to the ring, and the fans through rubbish at Pimp as he makes his way down to the ring, with the Intercontinental title draped over his right shoulder)
Will: now what?
Dean: well this concerns Pimp here, and i’m sure he’ll prove that that dirty tramp Helen is not his sister!
(Pimp enters the ring, and picks up a separate mic of his own)
Pimp: now hold on a minute Jason, are you scared because you are my brother in law now or something and that you have just found out, I think you are jealous of my good-looks, charm, charisma, skill, and my name the “Living Legend”
(Jason glares daggers at Pimp, as he struts around the ring in his cocky stride, with the Intercontinental title still draped over his right shoulder)
Jason: Pimp I don’y like you, you don’t like me, but take a look at these and I think this will prove that its impossible for Helen to be your younger sister!
(Jason hands Pimp some pieces of paper, Pimp gets hold of them, and Jason begins to leave the ring, Pimp drops the pieces of paper on the apron, and nails him on the back of the head with the Intercontinental title that knocks Jason to the outside of the ring, referees come rushing down the rampway, as Pimp smiles, and makesn his way up the rampway as the fans begin to boo the intercontinental title)
Dean: ahahahaha Jason that SUCKA!
Will: what has just happened here? is Helen Pimps sister or not? what has just gone down?
Dean: an arse kicking for Jason is what has just gone down mwahahahaha!
------------------------------ COMMERCIAL BREAK ---------------------------------
------------- Light Heavyweight Match-Non Title ---------------
-------- “El Gambit” Santiago De Touwce vs. “Kool Hand” Luke L’Verne -------------
“Kool’s Music” ignites over the P.A system, and GZW’s Light Heavyweight Champion skates through the entranceway and speeds down the ramp. He performs a perfect Ollie, then slides into the ring, and unstraps his title. He raises it to the crowd, and a huge pop is heard all over the arena!!
Will: Koow has weally payed his dues hewe in GZW, and he is now one of the most wovable westlers on the woster!
Dean: Lies, Lies, Lies!! You and I both know that loveable just doesn’t cut it when you’re in the ring with…
“Violent Mood Swings” rips throughout the arena as the crowd come together in a large heel pop and the man known as El Gambit struts to the ring.
Dean: …..El Gambit!!!
Will: This wiww be a vewy intewesting matchup Dean…two of GZW’s top Wight Heavyweights one on one hewe on Twavesty!!!
“El Gambit” climbs into the ring, and gets right in Kool’s face, before raising his arms in premature victory, then spits at L’Verne’s feet. Gambit motions for Kool to kiss his own feet, but instead, Kool strikes back, shoving Gambit back off the ropes, then he follows with a jumping mule kick, flooring the cocky Gibraltar native. The crowd really get behind Kool, as Gambit gets back up only to walk into a clothesline from the Lightheavyweight champion!!!
Will: Koow showing gweat offense hewe tonight Dean!! He wooks vewy angwy!!!
Dean: He’s Lez’s boyfriend, what do you expect, I mean that can’t be a pretty sight in the morning!!
Kool rushes off the ropes, and goes for a type of Peoples Elbow on El Gambit, but El G rolls out of the way, and uses Kool’s shoulders to elevate himself over Laverne for a Sunset Flip!!!
One
Two
THR-
Will: Koow won’t stop fighting!!! You have to admiwe this man!!!
Dean: Well if anyone would admire men it would be you, my friendless friend.
El G tries to keep the Sunset Flip, but Kool scrambles to his feet, and hits a Standing Moonsault, escaping the clutches of the so called “Gibraltar’s Greatest Wrestler”!!! The crowd give a huge pop as Kool heads to the corner, followed by El G. Kool elevates himself up onto the turnbuckle however, as El G runs into the steel Turnbuckle. Kool grabs the head of the prone “El Gambit”, as the fans chant for him, and he hits a…
Will: TOP WOPE FWYING IMPWANT DDT!!! EW GAMBIT’S HEAD DWOVE INTO THE CANVAS THEWE!!!
Dean: My God!!! I didn’t know Kool had it in him!!!
Kool rolls into the cover, as the fans count along with the referee…1……..2…….THREE….
Will: NO!!!!!!! How Cwose!!!
Kool rolls backwards, and takes a breather against the ropes, as El G tries to get to his feet. He does, and charges at Kool, but Kool has the same idea, and they hit simultaneous high flying, elevated spears, driving the air out of both of them!!!
Dean: WHAT THE?!?!? I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything like it!!!
The fans, on their feet for the pulse-racing match chant “G-Z-W…G-Z-W!!!”
Will: Both men dwove the aiw out of each othew thewe!!! But who wiww get the uppew hand???
Kool and El G both crawl towards each other, neither able to stand. Suddenly, Lez comes running down to ringside, to a huge pop!!
Dean: What the hell is the Mooncat doin’ here???
Will: She came to cheew on Koow!!
El G uses Kool to stand up, then he walks over to Lez who is now standing on the apron. He roughly grabs her hand, and kisses it, then walks over to the hurt Kool. He hits a few sucker punches to the fallen Light Heavyweight Champion, before picking him up, and placing him between his legs, as if for a power bomb or Piledriver. Lez looks on in horror, as El G spikes Kool headfirst to the mat with a jack-knife power bomb!!! El G laughs it off, and blows a kiss to Lez. She looks disgusted, as El G drops a stabbing elbow into the heart of Laverne.
Dean: Aw yeah baby!!! This is great!!!
Will: This is sick, and you know it!!! Ew Gambit is bwutawising Kool wight in fwont of Mooncat’s eyes!!!
El G taunts Kool to get up, but Luke L’Verne can barely crawl. El G props Kool up, and stands him against the turnbuckle opposite Lez, who is nearly in tears. El G, only after hitting some shoulder thrusts on Kool, walks over to Lez, and grabs her face. He slowly moves in for a kiss…
Will: You have got to be kidding me!!! Ew Gambit is demented!!! He is a sick, pewvewse, eviw man!!
…But Kool sees it, and musters up all his strength, and with a burst of energy, whips himself toward El G. Several steps away, he elevates himself, for a dropkick, but El G swings away, and Kool nails Lez with a dropkick, knocking her off the apron and crashing to the floor!!! Before Kool knows what’s happening, El G suddenly snaps Kool with the “Rock Of Gibraltar”!!(Finisher-Reverse Inverted DDT)
One
Will: NO!!! DON’T WET IT END WIKE THIS!!!
Two
Dean: Woowoo!!! Nice one El G!!
THREE
Dean: F*cking Hell!!!! Kool kicked out!!! I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone kick out of the Rock Of Gibraltar!!! Not to mention half-conscious people!!!
Kool gets to his feet, and hits a..
Will: Acid Dwop!!! Koow has it!!! He tuwned the tabwes just wike that!!!
Kool doesn’t go for the cover, however, he climbs out of the ring and over to the layed out Mooncat. He desperately calls for EMTs, and tries to revive her, as the referee begins a 10-Count 1, 2……3……….4………5………….6……..7………8………..9……10!!!
Will: NAW!!!!! The wef just counted out Koow!!!! Ew Gambit has won this match, but I think Koow is mowe wowwied about Mooncat!!
~~~~EXTREME TITLE: TABLE MATCH ~~~~~
~~~~~Adam Cage <c> V ZeKe ~~~~~
Siu Ann Wong:
“Welcome back to Friday Night Travesty everyone! Siu Ann Wong here, with…”
Jackie Lee:
“Jackie Lee… conichuwa!”
Siu Ann:
“… As your commentators for the next match!”
Jackie:
“Why the hell aren’t we doing the main event?”
Siu Ann:
“Probably because you always make stupid comments like ‘konichuwa’ and ‘sayonara’ even though you’re not Japanese.”
Jackie:
“Shaddap Siu Ann… you know as well as I do that we’re the best commentators in the business… I mean look at the competition!”
Siu Ann is about to defend her colleagues when ZeKe’s music hit’s the PA.
Jackie:
“And here is GZW’s resident fruitloop: ZeKe. How in the hell did he get a shot at the Extreme title? Oh yeah, ‘cos Adam ‘should be put in a’ Cage has got the belt, SOMEHOW!”
Siu Ann:
“ZeKe has problems, but hell he has a victory over Len DuBray and Magic. You can’t deny his credentials!”
ZeKe comes on to the zerotron, rubbing his head looking disorientated. He heads to the ring, jumping back in shock from various fans, screaming “What!” at them.
Jackie:
“Oh boy! This man is completely nutso!”
Siu Ann:
“Poor ZeKe… I think you might be right!”
As ZeKe, quite maniacally, warms up. “Last Resort” by Papa Roach blasts over the PA and out comes Adam Cage holding the Extreme title aloft. In his other hand, he is dragging a table. The crowd cheer.
Siu Ann:
“Looks like Adam Cage is prepared for this match!”
Jackie:
“Dunno why he bothered, you can bet there’s a thousand and one tables under the ring!”
Cage beckons to ZeKe to come onto the zerotron! ZeKe jumps back in shock but then slides under the ring ropes and runs towards Cage!
Siu Ann:
“Goodness gracious! Cage and ZeKe are going to start this match on the zerotron!”
Jackie:
“Don’t really care about this match… neither of them are HKWF! Therefore, this match is BOUND to be utter crap!”
ZeKe runs in and hits a right hand, Cage replies with one of his own. Within seconds, both men are throwing fist after fist at one another, not giving an inch.
Jackie:
“What a brawl!”
Siu Ann:
“It’s brutal!”
Finally it is Cage who gets the advantage, with a boot to the stomach. One evenflow DDT onto the steel zerotron later, ZeKe is writhing on the floor clutching his head!
Siu Ann:
“NOVA! Cage just hit the Nova! His finisher!”
Jackie:
“You don’t win table matches hitting finishers… you’ve gotta get your opponent and DRIVE them through a table! SMASH them through a table! PLANT them through a table! Oh how I LOVE table matches!”
Siu Ann:
“You’re sick, Jackie!”
Cage leaves ZeKe momentarily to set up the table he brought with him. Having set it up, he picks up the Extreme title belt.
Siu Ann:
“What’s he doing with that?”
Jackie:
“Anything he wants! This is no DQ! I LOVE table matches!”
Siu Ann:
“Well I don’t! They upset me!”
As ZeKe gets up, Cage charges and creams him in the face with a leaping blow to the head from the title belt! ZeKe falls to the floor and is busted wide open.
Siu Ann:
“Goodness gracious! That was vicious!”
Jackie:
“I LOVE table matches!”
Cage pulls up a brutalised ZeKe and drags him up so that both of them are standing on the table. The crowd are cheering “Table! Table! Table!”
Jackie:
“Looks like the crowd LOVE table matches as much as I do!”
Cage hooks up the defenceless ZeKe into a suplex position.
Siu Ann:
“Cage looks to be going for a ‘Last Resort Brainbuster’ here! Thank goodness! Then this match’ll be over.”
Cage does indeed go for the Last Resort, but on the stall, ZeKe fights back and manages to escape the hold and land on the table directly behind Cage. With lightening quickness he grabs Cage in a waistlock and delivers a German suplex that throws Cage off the table and onto the steel zerotron floor! Cage lands right on the back of his head, folding up like an accordion.
Siu Ann:
“Goodness gracious! ZeKe might have broken Cage’s neck! Oh no!”
Jackie:
“I LOVE table matches!”
Siu Ann:
“And the match isn’t over because that suplex was off the table, not through it!”
ZeKe looks down on the fallen Adam Cage and lands a moonsault from off the table onto Cage’s prone body. He pulls up Cage and executes a perfect standing hurancanrana onto the steel titantron!
Siu Ann:
“What a move by ZeKe!”
Jackie:
“Time to finish that pipsqueak Cage, ZeKe!”
As if he had heard what Jackie had said ZeKe climbs onto the table, pulling Zeke up with him. He puts Cage’s head between his legs, and pulls him up.
Siu Ann:
“ZeKe is gonna hit a piledriver through the table to finish this match!”
Jackie:
“I LOVE table matches!”
However, Cage wriggles out of it, and ZeKe is thrown over his head with a back body drop counter that sends him flying off the table and to the steel zerotron floor with a sickening thud.
Siu Ann:
“Goodness gracious! All these high impact moves!”
Jackie:
“ALL those high impact moves on the steel of the zerotron! This is my kinda match! I LOVE table matches!”
Cage jumps off the table, and pulls up ZeKe. ZeKe fights back with a flurry of rights that rock Cage right up to the table. However, Cage boots him in the stomach to regain the advantage.
Siu Ann:
“They’re right next to that table fighting each other… this could end any second!”
Cage smiles nastily, and pushes ZeKe’s head while he was doubled over, and sends him sprawling onto his arse!
Siu Ann:
“Disgusting arrogance from Cage! That’s gonna make ZeKe mad! The crowd are laughing at him!”
ZeKe grinds his teeth maniacally, and glares at Cage who is taunting him. ZeKe leaps up, and charges at Cage. Cage sidesteps him, and utilises ZeKe’s momentum to hit a huge, jumping hiptoss that sends ZeKe straight through the table!!!!
DING DING DING!
“Last Resort” by Papa Roach begins to play.
Jackie:
“What a tactic from Cage! He taunts him, and then forces him into making a stupid error! I’ve NEVER seen anyone win a match with a hiptoss before! What intelligence from Cage! I never thought he had it in him!”
Siu Ann:
“The most dangerous wrestler is a thinking wrestler, and just like that, Adam Cage retains the Extreme title!”
The ref hands Cage his title, and Cage smirks as he looks at his fallen and beguiled opponent. He then holds up the belt briefly, and heads to the back.
ZeKe meanwhile gets up and looks frustrated. Holding his back, he heads back too.
Jackie:
“Better luck next time ZeKe… next time, think about rubbing the two sane brain cells you have together so you don’t get tricked by such a simply ploy!”
Siu Ann:
“Adam Cage’s first Extreme title defence… and they never even hit the ring! The whole match on the zerotron! Only in GZW!”
Jackie:
“We’re passing on to some other losers now, so on behalf of Siu Ann Wong and myself, Jackie Lee, sayonara!”
Siu Ann:
“PLEASE get a new catchphrase!”
~~~ Commercial ~~~
----------------Backstage with Clancy McClean, Eclipse, and Epic -----------
(the scene opens up as McClean is shining the camera lens Epic, and Eclipse are stood next to each other back to back)
McClean: tonight boys we go out to that ring to continue to prove our point, that you have what it takes to be a shining star in this business. I know that you both have the talent, commitment, and dignity to be a huge star in this business.
Eclipse: yea yea
McClean: Eclipse your up next you will now go out there and prove to the world that you are part of the future of wrestling, whether they like it or not.
(Eclipse begins to walk out, Epic pats him on his back, as he makes his way to the door, Eclipse opens the door, and pauses and looks back at McClean, and Epic)
McClean: this one is yours trust me!
(Eclipse slams the door shut)
McClean: and we will make sure of it Epic, this is purely business, and the GZW need to learn not to hold back there young talent here. I am McClean, a great business man, and all those who stand in my way will find out just What Money Can Buy!
(the scene fades to black, as McClean puts his arm around Epic, Epic looks at McClean and begins to nod, with a devilish smile on his face)
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
-----------------Eclipse vs “Far East Beast” Gideon ------------------
Dean: and now we have got a match up between Eclipse and the “Far East Beast” Gideon!
Will: yea nad by my weckoning its the third ever match
Dean: I know and Eclipse has proved that he is the better man, so all he has to do is prove it again, and maybe it’ll register in this morons head for once
Will: errrrrrr Dean there one for one!
Dean: yea all because Gideon screwed Eclipse out of the first match at the PPV!
Will: I think you’ll find that there wasn’t any cheating what so ever in that match, and In the second I think you’ll find Ecwipse cheated!
Dean: you’re just biased Will, and it makes me sick
(“Gets me through” by Ozzy Ozborn begins to play on The PA system, and Eclipse appears on at the top of the rampway, he is met by a chorus of boos from the crowd, as he looks into the crowd signs can be read that say “Business? I smell something fishy!”, and “Eclipse out the business deal and save us all”)
Will: the fans reawwy hate this ew attitude that Ecwipse has been showing in wecent weeks, and now he has new found fwiends with Epic and Cwancy McCwean I can’t say I bwame them.
Dean: what the hell do you mean I would love to work for ol Clancy McClean!
Will: and wisk your GZW contwact?
Dean: but I already have the greatest bosses anyway
Will: *cough* Suck Up *Cough*
Dean: anyway he is facing Gideon, so this will be a walk in the park for a man with as much talent as Eclipse!
Will: Don’t underestimate the “Far East Beast” Gideon, he is an ex HKWF World Heavyweight champion, so he is no push over!, he has awso co-hewd the UJW tag-titles, and is a thwee time HKWF Hardcore Champion!
Dean: BIG WHUP! thats nothing compared to the success that Eclipse will have if he continues like he has been doing over the recent weeks!
(“Name of the game” by Crystal Meth begins to play on the PA system, Gideon comes out to a chorous of cheers from the crowd, he sprints to the ring, and quickly slides into the ring, but as he does, Eclipse cathches him, and begins to stomp away on Gideon, as the ring bell is called for, to begin the match by the referee)
(DING DING)
Dean: thats a man thats going to the top! he is superb, he is the man who has taken the match by the scruff of the neck right from the start, and his name is Eclipse!
(Eclipse picks up Gideon and goes to whip him into the ropes, Eclipse manages to hook his arms under the top rope to stop himself, from bouncing off the ropes, Gideon then quickly charges at Eclipse, and thery both fall to the outside after Gideon knocks Eclipse over the top rope with a clothesline, and the referee begins a ten count)
Dean: yea, come to the outside, this is the kind of place were Eclipse could really utilise with his aggressive style of wrestling!
ONE...........
Will: yea he is certainwy aggwessive, but Gideon is an expert in this environment and he has record of HKWF hardcore titles to back that up!
TWO........
(Gideon is first to his feet, very quickly followed by Eclipse, Gideon throughs a right hook to the side of Eclipes face, but Eclipse blocks it, and throws one of his own back at Gideon which is again blacked, this time by Gideon. Gideon the headbutts Eclipse, and picks him up onto his shoulder)
THREE.......
Dean: what sick and twisted thoughts are going through Gideons mind now, he is truely a sicko!
(Gideon gives the thumbs up to the crowd and charges at the steal ringpost, but Eclipse slides down the back of Gideon, and pushes Gideon face first into the steal turnbuckle, as the referee yells at them to get back in the ring)
FOUR....... Ref: come on get it in the ring!
(Eclipse rolls into the ring, and the referee stops the count, but then rolls back outside of the ring, and lays in a few boots to Gideon)
Will: He could atweast give the man a fighting chance and win a match by fair means instead of cheating, He should get in the wing were he can win the match!
Dean: thats no fun though!
(Gideon starts to get to his feet, and Eclipse begins to slap Gideon across the face, but Gideon continues to get up, and again throughs a right hand, but is blocked again by Eclipse. Eclipse then hits Bad Review (Kick to the back of opponents leg, making them fall on their knees, followed by a spin kick to the back of their head))
Will: Bad Weview just hit by Ecwipse there, a twade mark maneuver just executed by Ecwipse there!
Dean: ahahahahaha Gideon shouldn’t even be in the same fed as Eclipse, let alone the same ring! mwahahaha
(The fans shower down boos onto Eclipse as he lays in two more boots, to Gideons head, before rolling Gideon back into the ring)
Dean: Gideon looks a little worse for wear after Eclipse has just taken him apart on the outside, all is left now is for Eclipse to get the one...... two...... three........
Will: come on Gideon show a wittle of that fighting spiwit of yours!
(Eclipse follows Gideon into the ring, and picks up Gideon, he stand him up slaps him a few times to the face, but the Gideon, comes back with two thuderous rights to Eclipse. Gideon then whips Eclipse into the ropes, but is reversed by Eclipse, Eclipse ducks looking fro the backbody drop, and Gideon catches him with a boot to the face. Gideon then looks for a DDT, but is pushed off by Eclipse, back into the ropes, and as he comes back jumps at Eclipse who catches him mid-air, and Eclipse counters into a bear hug)
Dean: you see Eclipse pulling out all the stops now, Gideon will not get away with his sins he has commited throughout the years!
Will: what sins he is standing up for what is right!
(Eclipse takes Gideon down with a spinebuster (a la Faarooq), and the counters into Black-out (Boston Crab), Gideons pain rithgers in pain, as he begins to make the way to the ropes)
Will: oh-no another signiture maneuver by Ecwipse here! The Bwack-out, this could speww the end for poor Gideon
(Gideons moves little closer to the ropes)
Dean: and it will spell the end for the pathetic “Far East Beast” he’ll be so far away that he fall off, mwahahahaha!
(Gideon can be seen rithering in pain, as Eclipse sits back am little more putting more preasure onto the back of Gideon, Gideon though refuses to give-up, and moves again a little bit closer to the ropes)
Dean: just give it up Gideon! you have lost, quit! and live to fight another day, there may be a plaace for you at IGW somewhere!
(Gideon reaches out his arm to the ropes)
Will: there is no quit in Gideon!
(Gideon, reaches his arm out full stretch, and brings his arm down onto the ropes, and the referee is forced to break the hold)
ONE......
TWO......
THREE...
FOUR.....
(Eclipse releases the hold)
Will: you see there is no quit In Gideon he will continue fighting till there is not a breath of fresh air that he can breathe!
Dean: big deal he made it to the ropes! but the damage has been done, and his back must be in agony now!
Will: that is true, we’ll see how he gets on in the res of this match
(Eclipse picks up Gideon to his feet, and then does the Darkend Vision (Thumb to the eyes), the referee lectures him for doing an illigal maneuver)
Will: wooks wike Ecwipse is setting Gideon up for his finisher now the Sowar Ecwipse
Dean: I smell the end for Gideon now, and he has hardly landed an offensive maneuver on Eclipse, this is how great this guy is!
(Eclipse turns back round from facing the referee, and is met by a kick to the stomach by Gideon followed by a Sitdown Crucifix Poweromb into a cover)
Will: The Lotus Bomb, MY god the Lotus Bomb from out of nowhere!
ONE.....
Dean: what how the hell did this happen?
TWO....
Dean: not like this, Gideon just got lucky on that maneuver!
THREE.....
(KICKOUT)
Dean: phew!
Will: wow a kickout at the last second by Eclipse!
Dean: ya see what intensity from Eclipse here, he even kicked out of Gideons signiture maneuver! what a man, after Gideon got lucky!
Will: what? and Gideon isn’t he hasn’t been kept down once yet! he is a rewl man of real wresting of gweatness and power!
Dean: you’re just bias!
(the two men, are down, but Eclipse is first up to one knee, and then to his feet, meanwhile Gideon is using the ropes to get to his feet)
Dean: see thats a sign of weakness he has to use the ropes to get to his feet! he’s just ripe for the picking for Eclipse now.
Will; I have to adit it doesn’t wook very promiseing for Gideon now!
(Eclipse goes over to Gideon, and taunts by motioning crying to him, but then Gideon exlodes with a series of rights to knock Eclipse into the corner, Gideon then whips Eclipse across to the other side, but is reversed by Eclipses)
Will: Gideon seems to be turning it up a notch now!
Dean: I think he must have got his second wind!
(Gideon, goes across to the opposite side of the ring, closely followed by Eclipse, Gideon arches over, and Eclipse runs straight into the turnuckle, Gideon hooks Eclipse waist, and hits a series of three German suplexs (a la Chris Benoit))
Will: Gideon is reawwy coming into this match now, the heat has been turned up a couple of notches I think
Dean: nooooo, I beleive in you Eclipse!
(Gideon hits the third German suplex, and continues to hooke the waist as the referee make the cover)
ONE......
Dean: that move should be illigal!
TWO......
Will: weww it stands!
THREE.....
Dean: KICKOUT....... WOOOOO HOOOOOOO Ecl;ipse kicked out I knew I could count on Eclipse to get it right in the end, he has the spirit of a thousand warriors!
Will: the Epic Battle continues!
(Gideon is quickly to his feet, and motions for Eclipse to get up, Eclipse does so, and turns face Gideon who kicks him in the mid-section, and picks him up onto his shoulders)
Will: Gideon going for his finisher now the Moment-of-Zen (TKO)
Dean; noooo
Will: if he hits this it’ll be all over!
(Gideon slings him, and nails the move, he goes over to the beaten body of Eclipse, hooks the leg, as he goes for the cover)
Will: that has got to be aww know!
ONE........
Dean: whats this?
TWO....
(A man from the crowd jumps the guardrail)
THREE......
(the man, who is quickly to be noticed as Epic pull Gideons foot, and pulls him out of the ring, stoping the count)
Will: noooooo that medawing Epic, has just seen to it that Gideon doesn’t win this match-up!
Dean: what gweat timing by Epic there!
(as Epic pulls Gideon out of the ring, Gideon explodes with a series of rights to Epic, he then kicks him in the mid section, and places him between his legs)
Will: whats Gideon going to do to Epic for this now?
Dean: nooooo, Epic just wanted to ask for directions!
(Gideon gives the fans the thumbs up again, and the fans resond by chanting “GIDEON, GIDEON”, but from out of nowhere Eclipse come flying from the top rope with a double ax handle to the back of Gideons back)
Will: the referee hasn’t cawwed for the beww, why?
Dean: I guess that Gideon provoked this
(As at the otherside of the ring, jumping the guardrail, come Clancy McClean Silver briefcase in hand, he slides into the ring, and begins to distract the referee)
Will: noooooo you can’t wet them get away with this anus act!
Dean: Well I can and I will!
(Epic, and Eclipse begin to double team Gideon, on the other side, by laying in boots to Gideon, and Eclipse picks him, up in his arms, as Epic slaps him across the face)
Will: this is howwible!
Dean: no will this is gweat TV!
(From the back comes Nathaniel “Entertainment Franchise” Davis, the fans explode into cheers as they see there hero running down to save Gideon)
Dean: what now? some other Punk wants to get beat down!
Will: I think Davis has seen enough!
(Davis runs down to the ring, and slides in McClean swings his briefcase at Dvis, but Davis ducks, and bounces off the far ropes, and hits a flying Clothesline (a la Undertaker))
Dean: nooooo he has come to cause trouble!
Will: I think he may have just saved Gideons caweer here, with the number these guys were doing on Gideon!
(Davis picks up the fallen McClean, and whips him into the ropes, but McClean takes the opportunity to slide under the ropes, Davis is quick to follow, as Davis gives chase to McClean through the crowd)
Dean: it’ll be a trap great business brains like McClean always come prepared!
Will; I daren’t to think what Davis may do when he gets his hands on McClean!
(The mugging on the outside is finally ended as Epic rolls Gideon back into the ring, Eclipse goes to the top roe, and lands a leg drop from the tope rope onto Gideon, and makes the cover)
Will: no no no not wike this, this just isn’t wight!
ONE........
Dean: its an inevitability now!
TWO.......
Will: I just can’t believe these guys just got away with this stunt!
THREE.....
Will: No I don’t bewieve it Gideon got his shouwder up at the last mini-second there! I can’t bewieve the guts of this man!
Dean: how the hell did he manage that? he must have a twitch or something! It must have been instinctive, otherwise he’d be out for the count now!
(Eclipse holds his head in shock, and as does Epic on the outside, he then stands up Gideon and hits the Out of the Light (Superkick to temple, not like Tajiri's because the opponent is still standing up), and makes the cover)
Dean: come on that has surely got to be it!
ONE.........
Will: how much can one man take?, that’s got to be all!
TWO...........
Dean: the celebrations will begin!
THREE..........
Will: well I guess it was a bit too much to ask for him to kick out again, as Eclipse has got another win under his belt!
Dean; WOOOOO HOOOOO, I never lost faith in Eclipse I knew he had the win in him all along
(Eclipse rolls to the outside as he slaps hands with Epic, and the two make there way up the rampway)
Will: these two have conned the match here tonight, and wiww probably go and party now, this just makes me sick!
Dean: Shut up Will
------------------ BACKSTAGE AREA -------------
*The scene opens up in the backstage area
of the GZW Coliseum. Pitfighter is standing at the water cooler when suddenly
he gets blind sided by Big Country. Country knocks him to the ground and begins
to pound away on him busting him open. He lifts him to his feet and onto his
shoulders before dropping him with the "CVD." (Country Valley Driver
- DVD) Big Country straddles the bloody man and slaps him a couple of times
across the face.*
Big Country: You still want a piece of me punk? Consider this ass kicking a
sample of what's to come.
*He kicks him one last time before walking off with an evil smile on his face.*
-------------- *Main Event* ---------- Tag-team --------- The Firings vs the Haires -----------
[*”In Too Deep” by Sum 41 kicks in around the arena as Hades and Dameon step out onto the ramp flanked by Aqua and Spice. The four make here way down the ramp as the crowd gives a thunderous ovation. Hades and Dameon slide in the ring under the bottom rope and circle the ring as Spice and Aqua look on from the outside.*]
[*The Haire’s music begins to pound through the speakers as Nazal and Willie step out onto the ramp with the tag titles around there waists. The two make there way down the ramp to a decent crowd pop. Nazal slides into the ring followed by Willie. The two begin to loosen up as the ref calls for the bell.*]
Billy: We haven’t heard one word from the Haire’s since winning those tag titles last week.
Jennifer: They’ve probably been out celebrating non-stop.
Nazal and Hades lock up but Nazal applies a quick side headlock. Hades shoots him into the ropes and nails him with a shoulder block. Hades runs and bounces off the ropes he looks for a rolling thunder but Nazal lifts his knees up causing Hades to come crashing down on his lower back. Nazal rolls him up as the ref slides into position.
One
Two
Kickout!
Billy: Close call there.
Nazal drags Hades over to the corner and tags in Willie. Willie leaps over the top rope and nails Hades on the back of the head with a leg drop. He rolls him over and hooks the leg.
One
Two
Kickout!
Jennifer: Another close call.
Willie applies a rear chin lock on Hades as he squirms around and reaches for the ropes finally hooking the bottom one with his leg. Willie releases the hold and pulls Hades up to his feet and shots him across the ring. Willie goes for a dropkick but Hades slams on the breaks causing him to come crashing down to the mat. Hades turns around and nails “6 Feet Under.” (Standing Moonsault) He hooks both legs as the ref slides into position.
One
Two
Kickout!
Billy: I thought that was it.
Jennifer: So close but yet so far away.
Hades lifts Willie to his feet and drags him to the corner and tags in Dameon. He climbs into the ring and nails Willie with a double arm axe handle. Dameon stomps away on the downed Willie Haire hitting an elbow drop to the heart of Willie. Dameon makes the cover and hooks the leg.
One
Two
Kickout!
Dameon tags Hades back in as he climbs to the top rope and leaps off looking for “Bolt Of Blue Thunder” but Willie rolls out of the way causing Hades to slam to the mat with authority. Willie drags his body across the ring and tags in Nazal at the same time Hades tags in Dameon. Nazal and Dameon meet in the middle of the ring and exchange rights but Nazal catches the upper hand and delivers several consecutive rights followed by a knee lift then dropping him with a ddt. Nazal goes for the cover but Hades breaks the count up and Willie leaps over and nails Hades with a flying shoulder tackle.
Billy: This match is heating up.
Willie and Hades go at it in the corner as Dameon and Nazal go at it in the middle of the ring. Nazal goes for a right hand but Dameon ducks it and kicks him in the midsection doubling him over. He hooks him and drops him with “Cremator” (finisher - Hangman's DDT/Piledriver, but landing on knees.)
Jennifer: Cremator! That’s gotta be it.
Dameon makes the cover and hooks the leg but Hades falls on top of Dameon breaking up the count. Willie mounts him and delivers several right hands. Dameon lifts Willie up and throws him over the top rope then makes the cover on Nazal once again as the ref slides into position.
One
Two
Three!
[*The ref raises Dameon and Hades hands in the air as Spice and Aqua slide into the ring and hug there prospective men.*]
Jennifer: What a match that was. I think the Firings have proved there a team to compete with.
Billy: Well it’s time for us to get back to our other job.
Jennifer: For Dean and Will this is Jennifer and Billy saying good night. Enjoy fellas.