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(The crowd rises to their feet and the boos begin to fill the Coliseum as the “Pride” Remix of “Set It Off” By P.O.D rocks the coliseum and the LH Champ, Justin Sharp appears on the rampway. The crowd really gives it to Justin for his actions as of late dealing with Diamond Sledge. Justin smirks at the capacity crowd before walking to each side of the stage and holding a hand to his ear ala Hulk Hogan. After finally finished with his fun Justin walks down to the ring and slides under the bottom rope as his music cuts out and chants of “Bully!” “Bully!” Bully!” fill the arena.)
Pike: When does GZW start off its shows with promos from its wrestlers? This isn’t the Emperor’s wrestling federation!
Hunt: Hey Justin Sharp is better than Bone Dry Austin Steven any day!
Justin: Ah to be in Atlanta, in the GZW Coliseum where countless numbers of breeding beef cattle can moo and hack at ya!
(The crowd boos even louder.)
Justin: What’s funny is that you guys actually think that all your jeering and mouthing has any effect on me? It don’t! I’m as solid as a rock! As tough as a Rock and just as strong!
(Someone in the front row stands up and shouts, “Your As Dumb As A Rock To!”. Which sets the crowd off in a frenzy of cheers and laughs.)
Justin: HA! Funny! Really funny... Especially coming from somebody who goes home at night and feeds his family hot dogs from the vender outside! You’re all a bunch of poor! Noisy! Poor! Lazy! Poor! Crappy! Poor! PEOPLE!!!
Pike: The fans in GZW really hate Justin Sharp and his band of Pride!
Hunt: What do the mindless cattle know anyone?
(Justin paces around the ring as the crowd boos and jeers him continually.)
Justin: But I’m not out here to have a gabfest with you idiots, I’m sure you can all talk to yourselves just fine! I’m out here to address a number of people... And the first person I want to address is none other than the Head Cheese herself!
(The crowd cheers and starts to chant “Bloodlines!”)
Justin: Kandi, last week on Crimson you came out and interrupted a little party we were having with two people that have a lack of smarts only surpassed by you! When you decided to slanter out here and gab your BS about us once again! And to talk about how much you don’t care about us! Well if you don’t care about us... Why the hell did you come out? To me, if you didn’t care... Which you’ve repeated MANY a times... Then a person would think you’d totally ignore us and just let us have our way! I mean we’re getting you rating galor?! And all you care about is your damn rating and your Fortune name! So next time you decided to come out and promise a “Crackdown” on Pride, think about the shit you’ve been spouting the last few weeks than sit the hell back down and let the big boys in your company have their way!
Pike: Justin Sharp still refuses to learn about bad mouthing the ladyboss of GZW!
(Justin lowers the mic and smirks right at the cameras if to say “Your Move”.)
Justin: But the list of unthinkable idiots doesn’t end there! Oh no! There’s that little pest Diamond Sledge!
(The crowd roars at the mention of the “Anti Bullying Policy”.)
Justin: Yeah, I’m not surprised you’d cheer for him! I mean look at all his accomplishments! And it’s these accomplishments that made me think about putting together a little tribute to Diamond!
Hunt: What a great guy Justin is! He made a movie for us to enjoy!
(The Zero-Tron flickers to life to show a shot of Diamond laying in the center of the ring as Nathaniel Davis looks over his broken body.)
Justin: WOW!
(The Zero-Tron then shows Diamond entering the GZW Coliseum on Crimson where he received a Thunder Cloud and a Sharp Drop!)
Justin: Impressive!
(The Zero-Tron then shows the final shot, which is the shot from Crimson where Justin has the Sharp Lock locked on Diamond in the center of the ring as refs try to pull him off.)
Justin: Amazing!
(The Zero-Tron then fades back to show Justin in the ring.)
Justin: Yup, it’s a given right here and now that Diamond Sledge is BY FAR! The biggest, best, untouchable!!! Little piece of shit that ever touched this ring!
(The crowd boos loudly.)
Justin: I can’t believe the booking committee here in GZW, that they would one week pit me against the Intercontinental Champion. A match I rightfully should of won, if Magic’s little shadow hadn’t fucked it up for me! And then the next week they pit me against this over sized fly! Well if the booking committee had a goal of seeing just how bad I can break Diamond, then their gonna get it! Because tonight.... Diamond Sledge is going to once and forever known as “GZW’s Six Foot Under dog!”
Pike: The LightHeavyweight Championship will be decided tonight as Diamond and Justin Sharp go one on one later!
(“Set It Off” By P.O.D hits and Justin drops the mic as the crowd boos him all the way up the ramp before he turns to exit. But before he can leave Chris Sharp jumps him! Chris pounds on Justin’s back and brings him to the edge as he looks for a Sharp Slam on Justin over the edge, but Justin hits an elbow to his dads head and breaks free of the hold before Justin kicks his dad in the nuts and NAILS a big time Hydra on Chris Sharp on the steel rampway! Justin slowly gets up and looks at his dad’s unmoving body as he smiles a very familiar sick yet proud smile before walking to the back.)
Pike: How much more punishment and abuse can Chris Sharp take from Justin Sharp?
Hunt: Obviously a lot Donutboy!
---The Heavyweight
Champion’s dressing room---
A loud knock is heard at the door of “Smooth Operator” Billy Bond’s dressing room. The GZW Heavyweight opens the door dressed only in his tuxedo pants. Completely shirtless and barefoot Smooth looks to see teams of The RoccWylders, Eric “Kombat” Fortune and James “Desecrator” Tanner, and Fast and Furious, Derek “Battlecry” Ashton and Peter “Invincible” Gamble standing in the hall looking grim.
Kombat: Sorry to disturb you, Mr. Bond, but the fellows and I need to have a word with you.
Smooth does his trademark eyebrow at the four young wrestlers. He looks back into his dressing room and then back at the four wrestlers.
Smooth: Come on in, gentlemen. What’s on your mind?
The four men file into the dressing room as Smooth looks back and forth down the hallway before closing the door.
***
---David van Dark vs.
“Arabian Sun” Mirage---
Pike: Our first match of the night pits the seldom seen David van Dark going up against the anti-everything “Arabian Sun” Mirage!
Hunt: David van Dark?! I thought the company had been released that Union Jack wannabe?
“Desert Rose” by Sting plays as Mirage comes out to boos from the fans. He walks down to the ring seriously, only stopping to talk trash to a fan holding an American flag sign.
Pike: Mirage hasn’t endeared himself to any of the fans with his strong anti-American stance!
DvD comes down the rampway to complete silence. He tries to get the crowd reaction and climbs a turnbuckle, but as he does that, Mirage comes from behind with an elbow to his back. Mirage climbs up behind DvD and gives him a Russian leg sweep off the second turnbuckle.
Pike: Whoa, big time move by the Arabian!
Hunt: This should teach van Dark a lesson, never turn your back on anyone here in the GZW!
Mirage stands DvD back up and sends him right back down with a lariat. He looks out into the crowd and yells, "Typical GZW wrestler!" The crowd boos him accordingly. He turns around and gets taken down by a recovered DvD. DvD stands Mirage back up and plants him back down with a nice T-Bone suplex.
Pike: Nice T-Bone by the newcomer. David van Dark is looking mighty impressive right now!
Hunt: Ah, don't worry about it. Mirage will come back mark my words!
Mirage is reeling from DvD's attacks and tries to fend him off with a kick, but DvD just grabs his leg and performs a dragonscrew leg whip, sending Mirage crashing down to the mat. The fans begin to get behind DvD and this lights fire under him. DvD goes off the ropes and scissor kicks Mirage back down. This gets a two count and DvD begins to blast Mirage with rights and lefts.
Pike: David van Dark with fists of fire all over Mirage!
Hunt: Easy, Donutboy, you're starting to sound like someone else...when's your BBQ sauce going to come out?
Ref Sonny Bright tries to restrain DvD and as he does so, Mirage low blows DvD without Ref Bright seeing it. The fans boo him some more after Mirage lands a nice brainbuster and then works on with a rear chinlock.
Pike: David van Dark's run has definitely slowed down after that lowblow by Mirage!
Hunt: Like I told you, Mirage came back!
Mirage releases the hold and picks DvD up, goes around him, and nails a huge release German suplex. Mirage then climbs the ropes, waits for DvD to get up and goes airborne, connecting with a missile dropkick. This gets a two count that Mirage argues with Ref Bright. He then picks DvD up and nails him with a snap suplex that is followed by a Fatal Sting (leg drop from the second rope). Mirage slams him down with Dust (piledriver) and then applies a figure four. DvD attempts to fight out of it, but taps out after about ten seconds. Mirage holds the hold for about a minute then finally lets go. The fans boo him big time.
Pike: Well, van Dark came out the gates really well, but it was all the Arabian Sun after that. Once the figure four is applied it's pretty much academic!
Hunt: Mirage is all about defeating lackluster wrestlers and it seems as if David van Dark was one of those. The Arabian Sun with an easy victory!
---Backstage---
The camera opens up in the back room; Jessica Wuchie is spotted standing at a soda machine sipping on a Coke. Siu Ann walks around the corner looking at the schedule for tonight in her hands. Siu Ann doesn’t look where she’s going and winds up ramming right into Jessica, Siu Ann stumbles back a bit as Jessica trips forward, spilling the soda down her face onto the front of her shirt before dropping it due to the hit from behind. Jessica gets herself to her feet and turns glaring angrily at Siu Ann.
Jessica: What in the hell was that for you little bitch?!
Siu Ann: Whoa Jessica, calm down, I didn’t mean to. I wasn’t watching where I was going and didn’t see you. Sorry.
Jessica: Well, watch where you’re stepping next time!
Siu Ann nods and begins to walk past Jessica. The girlfriend of Justin Sharp mutters, "Stuck up little bitch" under her breath as she walks past. Siu Ann obviously has had enough and nails Jessica up against the wall then begins to pound on her on the ground.
Siu Ann: Little bitch huh? By the looks of this I just made you my bitch!
Siu Ann’s words don’t hold truth for long as Jessica turns to her side, forcing herself on top of Siu Ann where she begins slamming the back of Siu Ann’s head against the floor by her grip on the Wyldsyde commentator’s hair.
Jessica: Nobody calls me their bitch!
“Bad Bull” Outlaw Wales walks around the side and sees Jessica wailing away at Siu Ann and takes action to defend the former and fellow HKWF employee. He grips Jessica by her hair and hauls her to her feet, spins her around and grips her by her throat.
Wales: Bad little girl, don’t you know fighting isn’t nice? Outlaw Wales teach you what happens when you fight members of Hong Kong Wrestling Federation!
Outlaw raises his fist ready to smash in Jessica’s face but suddenly Dameon and Hades, the Fierys charge in and nail Outlaw from behind. Outlaw looses his grip on Jessica and she tumbles back, as the father and son beat on the massive StormRider who is leaning against the wall. Dameon is unleashing a large set of right hands, through his grunts of anger and heavy breathing various swears and threats are heard. Dameon turns, picks up a chair and then smashes it against Outlaw’s skull, crushing it against the wall. The Bad Bull slumps to one knee before falling over. At this point security and officials fly in forcing the Fierys and Jessica towards their locker room as Dameon continues to swear towards Outlaw. The camera pans back to ringside where Hunt and Pike are sitting. Hunt has an almost euphoric look in his eyes obviously from the catfight between Jessica and Siu Ann.
Pike: That was unprofessional! A feud between Jackie Lee and Albert Wuchie over a stupid saying has made these two young women go at it!
Hunt: That was the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen in my life!
Pike: The chair shot?
Hunt: No you moron! The catfight between the beautiful Siu Ann and the lovely Jessica! Both of them are so feisty and naughty, maybe I need to go back to their locker rooms and discipline them!
Pike: Oh sure go right on ahead, after Jackie Lee and Albert respectively have you eating all your food through a straw I’ll finally get a new commentating partner!
Hunt: Did you just cap on me Donutboy?
Pike: What can I say; I’m full of surprises!
***
---Backstage---
The scene opens up in the underground parking lot of the GZW2k1
Arena. The black 2002 Cadillac Escalade of T-Rex comes zooming into the
parking lot and comes to a stop inside of the white lines on the ground.
The driver side door opens up and T-Rex steps out dressed in a pair of khacki
pants, the new T-Rex promotional shirt, a pair of black oaklys and a black
baseball cap turned backwards. He walks across the parking lot and into
the underground elevator where Weston Bently is stood hoping to catch an
interview with someone. Weston and T-Rex shake hands as the door shuts.
Weston:
How ya doing Rex? Ready for your big match tonight?
T-Rex: I'm doing great and looking forward to my tag match. I can't wait
to get back into the ring and perform for the thousands of fans. I've
really missed that this past month.
Weston: Well over the week Chris Trepanier had some less than flattering things
to say about you and your partner. Do you have anything to say about
that?
T-Rex: Well Chris used to be a man that I could look at as the future of GZW
and say that with him around things would be in good hands. Now with him
turning his back on GZW and siding with Pride I see things in his future
looking grim as well as the GZW's future. It's now that the "New
Guard" has to stand up and stop Pride before they elimanate the GZW.
Weston: Well earlier this week Magic was seen on television talking about how
you didn't deserve a shot at the Heavyweight Strap and about how you never beat
him for the title a few months back. Any responce to that?
T-Rex: Well Magic can believe what he want and remember what he wants.
The fact remains though that I DID defeat him for the Heavyweight Title and
that when I get my hands on him I WILL defeat him once again. As for me
not deserving a shot at Billy. Well I know and the booking committee
knows that I deserve a title shot and I'll go through whoever I have to go
through to get that shot. Even if I have to take the IC title from you to
gain my shot I'll do it.
The elevator comes to a stop and the doors open. T-Rex shakes Weston's
hand one more time before leaving the elevator and bringing the scene to a
close.
***
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***
---Medical Room---
(EMT’s are shown attending to Chris Sharp, who is bleeding from his forehead. But as the EMT’s get done stitching him up, Weston Bentley walks up to Chris with a concerned look on his face.)
Weston: My god Chris, are you OK?!
(Chris looks up at Weston with blood still pouring down his nose and into his eyes making him squint a little as he hops off the stretcher and shakes Weston’s hand.)
Chris: Christ, I never saw that coming!
Weston: What are you gonna do?
Chris: Something I should of done from the start!
(Chris taps Weston on the back as he walks off wiping the blood from his eyes.)
***
---Kid Kaos vs.
Symon---
Pike: Up next, the exciting and very marketable Kid Kaos takes on the former Intercontinental Champion Symon. Symon has been on a tear in the GZW since his arrival only losing to the current Intercontinental Champion Magic!
Hunt: All these rumors floating around how Symon did the job for Magic on the orders of Sincere is ludicrious!
Kid Kaos comes down the rampway to the mixed cheers and boos from the crowd blended in with “Front 2 Back” by Xzibit. A fan's sign reads, "Get a clue! Drop out of the BrotherHood and get some single gold!!" Kaos gets into the ring and stretches using the ropes.
Next out is the ex-IC Champion Symon to Sevendust’s “Black”. He slides into the ring full of energy and takes the fight to Kaos. Symon with a flurry of right hands followed by an Irish whip. Symon drops Kaos with a dropkick. Kaos gets back up to his feet. Symon takes him over with a hiptoss. Kaos slides out of the ring, trying to catch a breather.
Pike: What a level of electricity Symon brings to the ring!
Hunt: Both of these young guys would look great in the LightHeavyweight division! They should concentrate on that and give Justin Sharp a good run for his money!
With Kaos on the floor, Symon stands near the ropes and slingshots himself over the top rope and wipes out Kaos with a plancha. Symon gets back up to his feet to the roar of the crowd. Symon lifts up Kaos and rolls him into the ring. Symon gets up on the apron and waits. Kaos gets to his feet. Symon hops onto the top rope, springboards off of it and flies toward Kaos but the Brother}{ood member dropkicks him out of midair.
Pike: What a counter by Kid Kaos!
Hunt: He just shot Symon out of midair!
Kaos now with the advantage lifts Symon to his feet. Kaos with a series of punishing chops to the chest. Kaos follows up with a crisp snap suplex. With Symon on the mat, Kaos bounces off the ropes and drops a quick elbow across the forehead. Kaos with a cover but only gets one.
Pike: Kid Kaos is quickly becoming one of the best technical wrestlers around!
Hunt: Why he hangs with that loser Chains I have no idea though!
Kaos lifts up Symon to his feet. Kaos with several right hands. Irish whip by Kaos. Symon comes off the ropes. Kaos with a back body drop, but Symon lands on his feet. Kaos turns around. Symon with a kick to the midsection and promptly drops Kaos on his head with an evenflow DDT.
Pike: Symon is so quick and unpredictable!
Symon lifts Kaos to his feet. Irish whip by Symon reversed by Kaos. Symon ducks a clothesline, bounces off the far ropes and nails Kaos with a spear.
Pike: What impact on that spear! Symon is looking to the crowd! He might go for it all here with the 450 Splash!
Symon slowly climbs to the top turnbuckle. But from out of nowhere come Justin Sharp and Maxx Pain.
Pike: What are they doing here? This has nothing to do with them!
Hunt: Symon and Kid Kaos are “New Guards”; as such they fall under the jurisdiction of Pride!
Justin Sharp gets on the apron and shoves Symon off the turnbuckle, causing him to crash down to the Coliseum floor. The LH Champ, like a hungry hyena, quickly pounces on the fallen Symon, pummeling him with vicious right hands. Maxx gets in the ring and proceeds to chokeslam Referee Donald Fey. Kaos looks to the TV Champ and goes to shake hands with the Dream Stealer. Maxx looks at Kaos with a puzzled look which quickly turns to a sly grin. Maxx grabs Kaos by the throat and also slams him down to the mat.
Pike: Maxx Pain and Justin Sharp are sending a message that Pride is still a force to be reckoned with!
Officials head down to ringside, trying to pull Sharp off of Symon, as the LH Champ has locked on his Sharp Lock (walls of Jericho). Sharp will not let go. Maxx looks on with a sadistic smile. Suddenly, the cameras focus on a shadowy figure coming through the crowd...
Pike: Who is that? Chocolate covered Dunkin’ Donuts...IT'S NATHANIEL DAVIS!!!!
Davis hops the barricade and slides into the ring. The Entertainment Franchise charges at Maxx. The two men go toe-to-toe, slugging it out and exchanging punches. Davis has Maxx by the ropes. With a strong clothesline, Davis sends Maxx over the top rope and onto the floor...
Pike: Maxx Pain landed on his feet!
But Maxx is not on his feet long. Davis dives through the ropes with an ear-shattering roar and wipes out Maxx on the Coliseum floor. Davis, growling like a wild animal, is hammering away on the big man. Officials that were originally trying to pull Sharp off of Symon now come over and try to contain the wild Davis.
Pike: What a scene! This is sheer chaos! Screw that saying about business going to pick up. This business has just had its stocks go through the damn roof!
---Unannounced---
(“I’m A Dog” By Kid Rock blares through the PA system as the crowd rises to its feet as Chris Sharp walks out onto the ramp carrying a microphone and a piece of paper. The crowd begins to chant “Sharp!” as Chris rolls into the ring and moves his hands, signaling for everyone to calm down.)
Hunt: These damn Sharps are some of the rudest people! First the son interrupts the last match and now the father comes out here unannounced!
Chris: I can’t thank you enough for what you people have just gave me! What you gave me you can’t get from trickery, or money... No what you people gave me has to be earned through hard work and trust. What you people earned me, you have to respect and be respected. I’m talking about the cheers and trust of the people!
(The crowd erupts as Chris raises his arms in the air.)
Hunt: Think I’m going to be sick!
Pike: Hush Hunt!
Chris: And there’s a certain group here in GZW, that can’t understand that... That the cheers and the respect and the love of the people has to be EARNED! Not taken by force! Everyone of you “Pride” bastards have taken joy in making my life a living hell! But I’m sick of it! It’s time to end it once and for all!
Pike: Chris Sharp has been on a crusade lately to unite the fan favorites in a front against Pride!
Hunt: Even Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream!
(Chris paces around the ring as the crowd is a buzz.)
Chris: I’ve heard talk and jabbering about me being not able to step back into the ring... Well I’m good to go! And my first course of action is to call that slimy reptile of a son of mine out! I’m challenging you Justin! I’m challenging YOU!
Pike: I’m not sure if the elderly Sharp wants to do this!
Hunt: Guess that Hydra at the top of the show wasn’t enough of a wake up call for the old man!
(The crowd cheers until “Set It Off” By P.O.D hits and the cheers quickly turn to boos as Justin Sharp appears on the rampway holding a mic of his own. The crowd begins to chant “Bully!” “Bully!” “Bully!” as Justin tries to speak.)
Justin: Where the hell do you get off?! Where do you get off challenging me?! I’m the by god LH Champion DAMN IT! I’m the future of this company... So tell me old man, where do you get off?!
(Justin walks half way down the ramp before stopping and staring at his father.)
Chris: Where do I get off? HA! Where the hell do you get off?!?!
(The crowd erupts as Chris stands against the ropes.)
Chris: You, who bitches and complains asking for me to come out of hiding those months ago? You, who verbally assaults me, and physically breaks me down show after show? You, who was sick enough to run his own brother down with a car? You, who attacked Tony Valk and myself last week and took this to damn far?! Now tell me, you son of a bitch, where do YOU get off?!
(The crowd erupts as Chris paces back and forth and stares coldly at his renegade son. But as Justin raises the mic to his mouth he lowers it again and claps for his dad as the crowd boos.)
Justin: Do you feel good? I mean, does it feel good to stand out here and try to make yourself go back in time? To when you were “The Immortal” Chris Sharp! When you left me and my mother for dead, and went and screwed around with another woman resulting in the vegetable you call my brother!!! HUH? Does it feel good dad? Well I’ll tell you what, I sure felt good beating your old wrinkled ass down these last few weeks! I sure felt good attacking Tony Valk, and I DAMN sure felt good when I ran down my brother!!!
(Justin spits on the floor and smiles a sick, proud smile at his father.)
Chris: Well I’m glad you feel so good Justin.... Because I want you to be at 100%, because right now in this ring... You shouldn’t be worrying about your “Pride” buddies... You should be worrying about me!
Justin: You come out here and challenge me, but you’re not even a GZW employee! So your challenge will fall on deaf ears old man!
Chris: I WASN’T a GZW employee!
Pike: Is Chris Sharp saying what I think he is about to say?
Hunt: That’s he’s too old to be climbing into the ring with a young stud like Justin Sharp and hope to survive?
(The crowd cheers as Chris holds up the paper he had in his hands.)
Chris: But you see this right here? This is MY OFFICIAL GZW CONTRACT!!!
Pike: Chocolate covered Dunkin’ Donuts! Chris Sharp has joined the GZW!
Hunt: Another lamb to slaughter for the young lions!
(Chris smiles a cocky smile at Justin as the younger Sharp looks to the ground trying to gather his thoughts. But then storms the ring and goes right at his dad with a spear! Justin then stands up and begins to kick his father hard in the chest with hard kicks.)
Justin: You want a match?!
(Justin pauses and stares into the crowd who are all on the edge of their seats.)
Justin: You....
(Before Justin can answer Chris sweeps his feet out and flips up much to his sons surprise! Chris then kicks Justin hard in the gut before picking him up and whipping him into the ropes. But as Chris bends looking for a Flap Jack, Justin grabs onto the ropes and stuns his father with a kick to the chest and then hitting a Hydra on his dad in the center of the ring as the crowd boos. Justin then slowly gets up and grabs the mic and looks down at his father with a sick look of pride that is becoming all to familiar.)
Justin: You got your match old man!
Pike: Chris Sharp and Justin Sharp will be wrestling in the near future!
Hunt: Finally Justin can put that old dog to sleep!
(The crowd boos as Justin flips them off and rolls out of the ring and up the ramp... But before he can get all the way up the crowd roars loudly causing Justin to stop. Justin slowly turns around to see his dad standing up right in the ring. The two stare each other down as the show cuts to a commercial.)
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***
---Extreme Match:
First Blood Match: Jacob Helmsley vs. “Real Deal” Jimmy Williams---
(The camera move around to show Jerome Hammond and James Fitzpatrick sitting behind a GZW announcers table but both are wearing WWA, “The World’s Best”, T-Shirts.)
Jerome: It’s great to be here everyone! I’m your play-by-play announcer, Jerome Hammond and sitting beside me is your...
James: “Sexy Beast” James Fitzpatrick! I’m your color commentator folks, even if you don’t deserve me... gotta pay the bills right?
Jerome: Right... Well we’ve been granted this match so we can give everyone a preview of how matches will be called in the soon to be, WWA. And what a match it should be!
James: Yes, that’s right! First Blood! And even though neither of these guys can hold a candle and will never be picked up by WWA, you gotta admire their spirit for trying!
Jerome: Do you ever stop?
James: Well, I don’t do much talking during...
Jerome: That’s quite enough!
(“Meaning of Life” By Disturbed hits and out walks Jacob Helmsley to a chorus of boos from the sold out Atlanta crowd. Jacob walks down to the ring slowly before stopping to argue with a fan. The fan argues back though and throws his beer at Jacob! But before Jacob can make a move to hit the fan security pulls him away and sends him to the ring.)
James: Did you see that? What nerve!
Jerome: I know, there is NEVER any excuse for attacking a fan!
James: I was talking about the fan attacking Jacob!
Jerome: You.. You... Oh I give up!
(With Jacob in the ring “The Game” By Disturbed hits and out walks Jimmy Williams to an even bigger ovation of boos. But unlike Jacob, Jimmy shakes them off and makes a run for the ring.)
Jerome: Here we go!
(Jimmy rolls into the ring, but Jacob welcomes him with a string of kicks to his back and head. After a few kicks Jimmy rolls out of the ring to gather himself.)
Jerome: Looks like Jimmy is already taking a break.
James: Just gathering his thoughts!
(Jimmy once again tries to slide into the ring but Jacob makes a run for the ropes himself causing Jimmy to once again back off. Only this time the referee gets in between the two men and backs Jacob away from the ropes and Jimmy slides into the ring and spears Jacob down!)
Jerome: A cheap shot by Jimmy Williams!
James: All’s fair in an Extreme Match, Hammy!
Jerome: Don’t call me Hammy!
(With Jacob down Jimmy steps back and crouches into a ready position waiting for Helmsley to stand up. After a few seconds of holding onto the bottom rope Jacob makes his way to his feet and as Jimmy goes for another spear pulls the top rope down and sends Williams to the outside!)
Jerome: Smart play by Jacob Helmsley!
(Jacob doesn’t waist time as he himself runs back into the ropes and catapults himself over the top rope and onto Jimmy Williams!)
Jerome: Helmsley went for the risky high fly maneuver and got it!
James: (Sarcastically) Woo Hoo!
(The crowd is on its feet and chanting for the men to get up. Jimmy pushes Helmsley off of him but it is Jacob that is the first man up to his feet and kicks Jimmy in the back of the head before picking him up by his arm and delivering an Irish Whip on Jimmy only to have it reversed and turned into a clothesline by Jimmy Williams. Jimmy immediately picks Jacob up though and rolls him back into the ring as he walks around to the announcers tables and looks for a weapon.)
Jerome: Jimmy Williams looking for something to use here.
James: Here you can take my cane!
(James holds up his wooden cane and Jimmy Williams grabs it from him and heads back towards the ring.)
Jerome: You can’t do that!
James: Pfft! I can do whatever I want Hammy, just be thankful your along for the ride!
(Jimmy rolls back into the ring and smashes the still recuperating Jacob Helmsley with the cane over the top of the back! Jimmy raises the cane again and continually begins to smash Jacob over the back with it!)
James: YEAH!
(Jimmy stops his assault to taunt the crowd and he points to the cane and then points to Jacob signaling for the end. But when Jimmy goes to hit Jacob again, Helmsley rolls out of the way into the corner and gets to his feet. Jimmy goes to swing at him again but Jacob ducks and Jimmy smashes the cane on the ring post, shattering it!)
James: AHHH! My cane! You son of a bitch!
Jerome: Only serves you right... But that missed shot may have been the turning point for this matchup!
(Jimmy backs off holding his hands to his chest as Jacob runs for him and hits a big Spine Buster as th crowd cheers, Jacob doesn’t stop though as he rolls out of the ring and grabs onto a steel chair as he rolls back into the ring and signals for the end on Jimmy by waving the chair above his head.)
Jerome: This time Helmsley looks to end it!
James: I don’t care if Helmsey is growing a pear tree out of his ass, I just lost one of my best canes!
(The crowd is on its feet as Jacob is stalking Jimmy around the ring, waiting for the CCW #1 Contender to rise to his feet. But when Jimmy finally does, Jacob hesitates and Jimmy hits a low blow and drops Helmsley to his knees.)
Jerome: Low blow! That’s a low blow!
James: Thank you Mr. Information for that exciting news! But I think your missing the real dilemma here... I lost my CANE!
(Jimmy grabs the chair from Jacob and is about to smash him over the head with it when the ref grabs the chair from Jimmy and starts to mouth at him for the low blow!)
James: What the hell is his problem? It’s an Extreme Match?!
(Jimmy pushes the ref out of the way but is met with a Jacob Helmsley kick to the mid-section and Helmsley signals for the...)
Jerome: Black Stallion!!! (Stalling Hangmans DDT)
James: All nice and fine except Jimmy isn’t bleeding is he Hammy!?
(Jacob smiles down at Jimmy and grabs onto the chair while turning Jimmy over onto his stomache, but before he hits Jimmy he turns to taunt the crowd as the ref kneels down to check on Jimmy, Jacob turns and smashes the ref on the head by mistake!)
Jerome: Oh lord! Somebodies gotta get down here and check on him!
James: Look, Jacob wins! He made the Ref bleed!
(Jacob can’t believe it as he holds his head in shock. Jacob quickly goes to pull the ref off of Jimmy but as he turns around Eric “C2” Montair runs in through the crowd wielding a steel pipe. But at the same time Rebellion makes his way down the ramp!)
Jerome: Uh oh... Looks whos here!
James: Some more WWA rejects! But hey, at least they’re more entertaining than these two!
(Eric jumps over the ring barrier and stands by the side of the ring as Rebellion stands the side opposite from him as Jimmy rises to his feet and exchanges blows with Jacob. The two lock up but Jimmy uses Jacob’s own momentum against him and whips him into the ropes where “C2” clocks him in the head with the steel pipe!)
Jerome: These two have no business being out here!
James: Man! Man! Man!
Jerome: WHAT?!
James: Nothing, I just like seeing you get mad!
(Jacob drops on the spot and blood is seen coming from the back of his head.)
Jerome: That’s gonna need stitches I’m damn sure!
James: EWW!
(Jimmy walks over to “C2” and gives him a thanks for the help look but as Jimmy turns around he’s smashed in the face by Rebellion with the steel chair! Jimmy wobbles but doesn’t fall so Eric clips the back of his leg with the steel pipe and causes Jimmy to fall on Jacob as both men lay in a puddle of blood.)
Jerome: This match is over, but the refs still out!
(With Jimmy down, Rebellion begins to continually smash Jimmy with the steel chair over and over until his face is a crimson mask.)
Jerome: Rebellion showing his sick side here!
(Rebellion finally stops as the crowd is heard cheering “GZW! “GZW!” “GZW!”. But just as soon as Rebellion drops his chair Eric Montair slides into the ring and smashes Rebellion with the steel pipe in the gut before throwing him from the ring onto the announcers table splitting it in two!)
Jerome: Our table has just been crushed by Rebellion!
James: So you care about the table, but not my CANE?!
(With all but “C2” down and out, Eric rolls out of the ring and heads up the ramp as the ref begins to stir in the ring and sees the carnage around him as he calls for the bell.)
Jerome: This match has been called a DRAW!?!?
James: I wasted my best cane for a DRAW?! I’m outta here... I HATE GZW!
(James gets up to leave and walks right over Rebellions still lifeless body.)
Jerome: Well this is one half of the WWA Crew signing out, be sure to keep watching GZW TV, as the grand opening of WWA grows ever closer!
---WMCB Dressing
Room---
Within the dressing room of WMCB,
Seth Richards is sitting on the couch while standing in front of him is the
former GZW Tag Team Champions Endangered Species. The Bash Brothers, Elijah
Threatt and Joseph “Lost Soul” Synger, look down at the smaller man with their
arms crossed over their chests.
Seth (counting out $100 US dollars
on the table): Alright one-thousand dollars for you two men to do the job! I
really want you to hurt him and hurt that little punk good. No one gets on GZW
TV and badmouths What Money Can Buy Inc. You steroid bound freaks got all this?
The two Endangered Species look at
one another and than back at Seth.
Threatt: Yeah we got you, little
man. (picks up the money)
Synger: Damn shame you got the Tag
Team Champions and you still have to hire the prototypical tag team of the
future.
Seth: Whatever. Just get the job
done!
Endangered Species exits chuckling
as they slam the door. Crystal walks out of the bathroom and sits on the lap of
Seth.
Crystal: Who was that? I thought I
heard voices? It wasn’t Billy was it?
Seth looks up at Crystal’s face. He
digs into his suit coat pocket and pulls out some more $100 bills. Crystal’s
eyes brighten.
Seth: Get lost for a while. I have
some business to take care of.
Crystal grabs the wad of money and
walks out of the dressing room as the scene closes.
***
---Six-Man Tag
Team Match: “Mr. Risky Business” Epic and The Fierys vs. What Money Can
Buy---
Hunt: Who in the hell were those two idiots commentating on our show Donutboy?
Pike: Those were the announcers for WWA! WWA will be a new company joining the Combined Championship Wrestling umbrella! You should be nicer to our guest!
Hunt: Nicer?! That one crippled punk said he hates GZW! Hell if he hates it so much he needs to get his ass the hell off our show and go back to that hole in wall company he will be working for!
Pike: Well already in the ring awaiting their competition is What Money Can Buy. We haven't heard from this trio since there cowardly attack on former member Epic last week, but who knows? Maybe silence is their weapon!
Coming down to the ring are the Fierys, Dameon and Hades along with Spice to the tune of “Defy You” by Offspring. The father and son slide into the ring and slug it out with the three men in the ring, not waiting for their partner.
Hunt: The Fierys are sure anxious to get this match started! Here comes Epic!
Their partner Epic comes charging down the ramp and joins the fracas. The Fierys along with Epic clear the ring of their three competitors, knocking them out of the ring.
Pike: The Fierys and Epic are giving chase to their opponents on the floor!
Dameon and Dice Morgan brawl out on the Coliseum floor and their battle spills into the crowd. Hades is currently slamming Manic's head into the steel barricade. Epic chops away on Eclipse's chest, with both men heading up the rampway and onto the stage.
Pike: This one has gotten completely out of control Hunt!
Hunt: Damn skippy it has! Dameon and Morgan are probably beating the hell out of each other at some concession stand somewhere, Hades is repeatedly introducing Manic Depression's head to the steel and Epic is chopping down his ex-partner Eclipse on the stage!
Hades, after having his share of fun pummeling Manic on the floor, rolls him back into the ring. Meanwhile on the stage, Epic repeatedly beats down his archrival Eclipse, but from out of the backstage area come Elijah Threatt and Joseph “Lost Soul” Synger. Threatt nails Epic from behind with his bat, to a chorus of boos from the crowd. Threatt looks to his partner Synger. The equally large man grabs Epic and with one heave, tosses Epic off the stage and sends him crashing down to the concrete below.
Pike: Wowsers! Epic may never get up again!
Threatt, not done with his fun, looks to Synger again. This time the Lost Soul grabs Eclipse and tosses him off the stage as well. Bad Attitude falls to the concrete with a sickening thud.
Pike: Eclipse may be gone for good!
Hunt: I thought was paying Endangered Species to take out Epic not Eclipse!
Back to the action in the ring, Hades is beating down Manic in the corner. Irish whip by Hades sends Manic to the opposite corner. Hades charges in and spears the holy hell out of Manic in the corner. Hades pops back up to his feet to a roar from the sold out crowd.
Pike: Look! Here comes Dameon and Dice Morgan through the crowd!
Hunt: Nice of them to join us!
Hades looks on as his father Dameon drags Dice through the crowd by his hair. Dameon tosses him over the steel railing and back to the Coliseum floor. Dameon hops over the rail as Hades gives him a smirk. Dameon rolls Dice back into the ring.
Pike: The Fierys are in complete control of the Tag Team Championships here!
Hunt: I have said it on many occasions, Manic Depression and Dice Morgan have to be the worst Tag Team Champions ever in GZW history!
As Dameon and Hades stand in the ring, the fans are on their feet. Dameon lifts up the woozy Dice and raises his right arm into the arm. The crowd explodes in cheers as he plants Dice with a Fire Starter (gutwrench powerbomb). Hades then lifts up Manic with a scoop. He then drops him on his head with the Smurf Cutter (diamond cutter). Then both the Fierys make the pin on the Tag Team Champs.
Pike: It's a double pin!
1…2…
Pike: Three! The Fierys and Epic win the match! What a showing from Dameon and Hades! This clean win over the Tag Team Champions has to surely warrant them another chance at the Tag gold!
Hunt: And what a showing from the new goody goody Epic! He made quite a stain on the concrete floor after Joseph Synger launched him from the stage! To think I used to like Epic!
The Fierys slowly make their way out of the ring as the fans cheer on the trio.
---Backstage---
Behind the curtains Seth Richards runs up to Endangered Species who have just thrown not only Epic but also Eclipse off the stage onto the concrete floor. Threatt and Synger are both laughing until Seth attempts to get in there face.
Seth: What in the f*ck is your problem you stupid idiots?! I f*cking paid your asses to take out Epic not my man Eclipse!! The job I paid you to do didn’t require any extras especially from WMCB!!!
Threatt: Listen little man, we did what you paid us to do. We took out Epic. We’re not even going to charge for taking out that other little punk Eclipse.
Seth, enraged, rears back and slaps the saliva from Threatt’s mouth. Before Threatt can return a strike of his own, Synger already has the smaller Seth onto the ground stomping the proverbial mudhole in him.
Threatt: (holding his cheek in shock) Son of a bitch!!
Threatt joins in the stomp down and only stops kicking the advisor of WMCB when it is apparent that he is no longer conscious.
Synger: Dumbass!! Tell your punk ass boys we are coming for our belts.
Threatt: There’s not enough money in the world that would get Endangered Species to work for an idiot like you. You got a problem with us take it up with OUR new boss Commissioner Profit-Williams!!!
Threatt spits on Seth as Synger kicks him in the ribs as they walk off backstage.
***
~~~ The Mrs. M
Show ~~~
The studio lights come on, on the set of the Mrs. M show, and the show opens with the cheesy music of Mrs. M’s live band! Mrs. M is sat on the usual armchair, and to her right is the matching sofa. She is dressed in a pretty kimono, and wears a huge grin. In the background is a huge picture of her grinning face, and a logo in neon saying ‘Mrs. M Show’! The more observant may notice that the neon sign is slightly different after the events of Friday Night Travesty.
Mrs. M: “Hello and welcome to Mrs. Murakame show on Tuesday Night Crimson! On
show tonight I have two very special guests! I very sorry to say that once
again Claire McCrillis was scheduled to be on show, but can’t make it again
this week. She has confirmed that she will be available for next week’s show
and we are looking forward to welcoming her. Even without Claire this show
looks to be another classic with two of the most controversial wrestlers on the
GZW roster s my guests!
“My first guest is a member of the infamous and much dislikes stable known as ‘Pride’! He the current GZW TV Champion: please give a warm welcome to Maxx Pain!”
The band play an instrumental version of ‘Stupify’ by Disturbed as Maxx comes out in a suit, unlike the last time when he came out in his wrestling attire! Mrs. M smiles to see that he’s learned… The crowd boo loudly, and the huge man laughs and holds up the TV title to taunt them. He sits on the sofa, and looks at Mrs. M with a cold stare.
Mrs. M:
“Welcome to show Maxx! Last time you came on show, you attacked me! It because of you that I now got security guards on set! I feel like Jerry Springer! Are you going to behave yourself this time?"”
Maxx:
“No! I will never behave myself, if you once even think of insulting me, it will be your last time.”
Mrs. M:
“You a very rude young man! You better watch what you say on MY show, or I slap your legs! You the first person to ever come on Mrs. M show twice! You must surely fell very privileged?”
Maxx:
“Hell no, I am just here to prove a damn point, now lets get down to the damn questions.”
Mrs. M:
“You nasty… you supposed to show me respect! I can have you thrown off at any time, so you watch it! You have openly stated that you have personal grievance with GZW Champ Billy Bond, and want his title. Beyond him having title, why exactly do you hold such hatred?”
Maxx:
“Its not hatred that I have, it’s proving to the GZW and the world that Maxx Pain and Pride is not a joke, when I first got here, people called me a pain in the ass, a joke but once they started to see the serious side of Maxx Pain all of those nicknames stopped and people started to take notice that I mean business!”
Mrs. M:
“It always seem I have to ask question about Pride stable... Both you and Justin Sharp have tainted victories over Billy Bond. Both of you very ambitious, and both of you openly admit that the heavyweight title is your goal. How long do you think you two can co-exist in a stable together?”
Maxx:
“We can co-exist for as long as we want, that is the type of friendship that me and Justin has, hell everyone has their sights on the heavyweight title, everyone wants to be at the top, and that is a goal that me and Justin share together.”
Mrs. M:
“Rumour backstage is that you're obsession with Billy Bond is making you lose focus on your TV title. With the big upset of Pimp Bizkit losing Intercontinental title to newcomer Symon, do you think this could happen to you?”
Maxx:
“There is nothing that is making me lose focus over this TV title!”
Maxx holds up his title proudly.
Maxx:
“You see this, this right here shows that I am the best in this division, once you reach the top of your division there is no other way to go that up, Billy Bond has been a thorn in my side since day one, and its time that crush him, its time to pull that thorn from my side, and when its all said and done, I will be the one holding up the heavyweight championship and goldenboy will be the one laying on the mat busted open and drowning in a pool of his own damn blood!”
Mrs. M:
“I no think so! Anyway, finally, in your GZW career, you have had two prominent nicknames: Careerkiller and Dreamstealer. Can you tell fans out there how you get those nicknames?”
Maxx:
“Who helps you come up with these dumb ass questions, I got the careerkiller when I destroyed Gangzta back in August of last year, when I fought him I put his punk ass out of action, he has not been the same since then. Then I gave myself the Dreamstealer because people have hopes and dreams, and if you take that away from them they have nothing to look forward to, they have nothing to live for, and that is very useful when you are on your way up that ladder to the top. And rung by damn rung I will continue to climb that ladder until i reach the top of the Gzw, until I dethrone goldenboy and hold his fate in the palm of my hand.”
Mrs. M looks at Maxx with a scowl, and then addresses the camera.
Mrs. M:
“Thank you Maxx Pain! I’d like to sat it’s been a pleasure, but if I did, I’d be lying!”
Maxx gets up to threaten Mrs. M… and her security guards are on him like a rash! He is escorted away from the show shouting obscenities at Mrs. M.
Mrs. M (after a deep sigh):
“Why do GZW no give me any nice young men to interview any more? After break, I got very special guest… ‘The Forsaken One’ Magic will be on the show! Don’t you go anywhere… or I slap your legs!”
As Mrs. M grins at the camera, the scene cuts to commercial.
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***
The Mrs. M show reopens, and Mrs. M is sat on her own seeing has Maxx has been removed. The cheesy theme turn plays, and fades. Mrs. M grins, and addresses the camera.
Mrs. M: “Welcome back to Mrs. M show! My next guest is one of GZW most controversial bad guys! He current GZW Intercontinental Champion, please welcome… Magic!”
The band plays an instrumental version of ‘Here To Stay’ by Korn as Magic comes through the entrance. He is wearing a suit, with the Intercontinental title around his waist, and his sledgehammer in his hand. The crowd boos loudly as he heads to the sofa. He leans the sledgehammer against the side of the sofa, and glares at a security guard who looks at it. Magic sits on the sofa, next to Mrs. M and leans back and relaxes.
Mrs. M:
“Welcome to show Magic. First of all, how is Steph, and how
are you both enjoying married life... and what she think of you becoming a
traitorous, sick, psychotic monster?”
Magic:
“Steph and I are FINE, Mrs. M. And she happens to think I am
more sexy the way I am. I don't see what YOUR problem is with me either! Did I
ever hurt you, your pathetic son, Firefly, or Billy Bond? No! First of all,
this wrestling world is a bad, mean mother...”
Mrs. M:
“You no even think about it or I slap your legs!”
Magic looks shocked.
Magic:
“Sorry.”
Mrs. M:
“What IS it like being a traitorous, sick, psychotic
monster? Fun?”
Magic:
“Why do you see me as such a vicious and vile human? Like I
was saying, this wrestling world is about survival. And my way of survival is
to MAKE people fear me. I made an example out of Pimp, T-Rex, Dean, Will, poor
unfortunate jobbers, and even Angel.”
Mrs M:
“What it feel like to hit a pregnant woman? I bet you were
proud!”
Magic:
“Mrs. Murakame, business is business. I explained to
everyone that she was a fly that had to be eliminated from the game. She
absolutely disobeyed my warning and I had to punish her. I disagree with
attacking her while pregnant, but I aimed for her leg and she is now all fine,
trying to make my life hell with her power. Even though it all backfired when
Sincere and I worked out a plan for me to get the IC Title over the unexpected
Symon.”
Mrs. M:
“As the Intercontinental Champion, you have big bullseye on
your head. Who do you see as the biggest threats to your title?”
Magic:
“There are many men that play a threat for my title. Maxx
Pain, Eric Montair, Rebellion, Pimp, Symon, and the list goes on. I know this
title is a very prized position in this business. I am ready for all challenges
that come my way, and all obstacles that I must go through. But right now, I
think my BIGGEST challenge is T-Rex. We might be former friends, and I might
have ran over his ankle with his own SUV, hit him with my sledgehammer, and had
Symon help me by attacking him from behind. He is on the loose, and right now I
am his main prey. I can't take anything away from T-Rex, he has the muscles,
the height, the power, and strength. The battle everyone has been waiting for,
for a year: T-Rex vs. Magic. ‘The Enforcer’ vs. ‘The Desert Storm’. ‘The
Champion Of The People’ vs. ‘The Forsaken One’. The dreamed of match from all
fans might take place, that is if T-Rex can survive that long.”
Mrs. M:
“Now T-Rex is back, are you scared? I bet you are!”
Magic:
“Scared? Of T-Rex? Mrs. M, are you turning into a stand up
comic? Come-on! I fear nothing! I can act the fear well, but never trust that I
really fear anything. T-Rex is huge, no doubt about it. Have you noticed that
he is getting more aggressive and angered? It's just the beast I am waiting
for. This beast will figure out that he was forsaken, and once you are forsaken,
you are always forsaken. Do not let Rexy fool you, Mrs. M. He seems nice and
all 'goodie-goodie' on the outside. But on the inside he is filled with hatred,
anger, and revenge. Not on me though, on GZW. They kept him back from the
Heavyweight Championship. They teamed him with a man they hated. They made him
look like a weakling for so long. As a former Heavyweight Champion, T-Rex has
made history, and now that's all he seems to become. I think he isn't after me
because I did all those nasty things to him and his wife. He is after me
because I am quickly rising above his head and getting closer to the
Heavyweight Title. That's why he challenged Billy, so he could TRY and get it
before me.”
Mrs. M.:
“And finally, we all know how you got your ‘Forsaken One’
nickname from, but perhaps you could tell us how the nickname ‘Desert Storm’
came about?”
Magic:
“Well, that’s a question I expect from you. Looks like I made you see my side of the story a little better. Anyways, 'The Desert Storm' is pretty obvious. One, I am from the desert. Two, like the many men who battled in the Desert Storm war, I also battle this war known as GZW. I show no disrespect to the men in the war, and I don't mock them. I just portray myself as the 'Desert Storm' because I brought this great storm, being me, into GZW and showed everyone that if you have the survival skills, then you can overcome any odds, and so far I have. I still live, I still continue my career, I have not quit, and right now, I am making my way back to the Heavyweight Title. Billy Bond is a great athlete. He has beaten the weaker 'Desert Storm'. Now we will see if he can beat the 'Forsaken One' with his so called Smooth Beatings. I await for my shot at the title, but for now my main focus is on this lovely piece of gold I hold now.”
Mrs. M:
“Thank you, Magic!”
As the crowd boos Magic, Mrs. M grins. She waits for the crowd to calm down and looks at the camera for her sign off.
Mrs. M:
“That all we got time for this week on Mrs. M show. You no forget to tune in next week when as usual, I have three very special guests! Confirmed already is Claire McRillis and ‘Mooncat’ Celeastia L’Yark. You can bet that the third and final guest will be a big name star you won’t want to miss! Before I go, I got time for usual reminder for you to read Mrs. M’s recipe column in GZW Hotwire Magazine! You like Chinese and Hong Kong cookery? You no be disappointed with my recipes! A big thank you go out to Maxx Pain and Magic. So until next time, thanks for watching and look after yourselves or I slap your legs!”
***
---Pride (“Ragin’ Shotgun” Adam Cage and “Canadian Thunder” Chris Trepanier vs. “El Gambit” Santiago DeTouwce and “GZW Enforcer” T-Rex---
Pike: Up next is a huge tag team clash as the “Lone Wolf” El Gambit and a returning “Champion of the People” T-Rex team up to meet one-half of Pride, “Ragin’ Shotgun” Adam Cage and “Canadian Thunder” Chris Trepanier!
Cage and Chris T., Mid-South title around his waist, come down to the ring to the tune of “Set It Off” by P.O.D. The two competitors, along with Claire McCrillis, are showered with boos from the fans. A fan's sign reads "The lower echelon of Pride!" The two enter the ring and jaw with fans at ringside.
Hunt: The perks of being in Pride, Claire McCrillis is here to lend her services! Man, what I would give to have some of her perky services!
“Gimme” by Alice Cooper plays as El G strides onto the entranceway with a disgusted visage. He walks down to ringside as the crowd gives the sneaky rulebreaker a mixed reaction as he is the lesser of two evils in the match and due to the fact he is teaming with…
T-Rex steps onto the stage and the crowd sends the roof off of the Coliseum with the overwhelming cheers. The returning GZW Enforcer walks down the rampway soaking up the accolades showered upon him by the fans. Reaching El G, the two stare at each other and nod. The two run into the ring and start off the match fast and furious.
Pike: El Gambit and T-Rex came to fight tonight!
Rex clotheslines Chris T. out of the ring. Ref Bright orders Rex to the corner leaving El G and Cage the legal men. El G tenderizes Cage's chest with knife-edge chops. Irish whip by El G. Cage comes off the ropes, ducks a back elbow from El G, bounces off the ropes and levels El G with a diving forearm smash. Adam lifts up El G and drops him with a textbook vertical suplex. Cage gets up and stomps away on the Lone Wolf. The Ragin’ Shotgun then backs off to pose for his “loving” fans.
Pike: He sure knows how to get under someone's skin, doesn't he?
Cage lifts up El G and whips him to the ropes. El G leapfrogs over Cage and as he bounces off the far ropes, Rex touches El G's back, making him the legal man. El G ducks a clothesline from Cage. Adam turns to face El G. El Gambit points to something behind Cage. The Pride member turns around and gets clothesline from Rex, much to the delight of the fans. Rex and El G lift Cage to his feet and whip him to the ropes. Both men elevate the “Most Sadistic Man in GZW” high into the air, dropping him face first to the mat.
Pike: T-Rex and El Gambit are clicking here tonight!
Hunt: Adam Cage and Chris T. will show them, you'll see!
Rex lifts Cage and goes for a whip, reversed by Cage. Cage armdrags the big man coming off the ropes. As Rex slowly gets up, Cage clips his leg from behind with a shoulder charge. Cage methodically lifts Rex up and takes him down with a dragon screw leg whip, further working on the leg. Cage tags in Chris T.
Pike: Adam Cage is so deadly in the ring. He finds a weakness or injury and exploits it to the fullest!
Hunt: And it’s no secret that T-Rex’s wek spot has to be that leg that has just recovered from an ankle injury!
Both men work every second of Ref Bright's count as both men stomp away on Rx's leg. As Cage goes back to the corner, Chris T. drops several knees to the bad leg. Chris T. then applies a single leg lock.
Pike: Chris Trepanier is a specialized technician when it comes to work on the legs as his finisher is the Canadian Maple Leaf!
Rex slowly reaches out and does make it to the ropes for a rope break. Chris T. lifts up Rex and hammers away with right hands. Chris T. then lifts up Rex and drops his bad leg across the knee with a wicked shin breaker. Chris T. then drops several elbows on the bad leg. Rex writhes in pain with each blow.
Pike: I don't know how much more his leg can take!
Hunt: Maybe he can join Samuel Knight and get a wheelchair!
Chris T. looks to his partner as Cage applauds him. Chris T. is calling for a figure-four leg lock. Chris T. grabs Rex legs, but Rex fights back, kicking Chris T. in the face with his good leg. Rex slowly gets up to his feet, trying to block out the pain. Chris T. charges at Rex, but the only two-time GZW Heavyweight Champion catches him with a powerslam.
Pike: What a counter by T-Rex! But he may have tweaked his leg on the powerslam!
Rex tries to get up. He crawls to his corner where El G has his hand extended. Rex reaches out, but Chris T. gets back up and drops an elbow across his back. Chris T. lifts Rex back up and drops him with a double arm suplex. The self-proclaimed “Pride of Canada” goes over and tags in his fellow Canadian.
Cage and Chris T. lift up Rex and whips him to the ropes. Both men drop him with double back elbows. Cage lifts Rex up to his feet. Cage with several European uppercuts, rocking Rex's head. Irish whip by Cage. Rex comes off the ropes. Cage goes for a scoop, but the big man floats over like a lightweight. Cage turns around only to get dropped on his "lower extremities" with an inverted atomic drop. Cage stands stunned in the ring, clutching his "family jewels". Rex levels him with a clothesline as the fans pop. Rex reaches out and tags in El G.
Pike: Here comes El Gambit who is hellbent on destroying Pride!
Hunt: And I always thought El Geezy was one of the smart ones! Don’t fight’em, join’em!
Cage slowly gets up to his feet. El G nails him with a springboard missile dropkick. Chris T. gets into the ring. El G with a dropkick sends Chris T. out of the ring. El G lifts Cage to his feet. El G with an Irish whip followed up with a spinning heel kick, dropping Cage. El G tags Rex back in. Both men whip Cage to the ropes. Cage comes off the ropes. El G with a kick to the midsection, doubling Cage over. Rex bounces off the ropes and nails him with a Midwest Swing (swinging neckbreaker).
Pike: What teamwork from two men who don’t see eye-to-eye!
Chris T. pulls El G out of the ring and the two begin brawling on the floor. Meanwhile, Rex is in control in the ring. Irish whip from Rex. As Chris T. returns he is dropped to the mat with a St. Louis Takeout (Farooq style spinebuster). Rex has Cage positioned for an electric chair drop. Rex then falls forward, dropping Cage face first...
Pike: T-Rex with Extinction! This should do it! But wait! Claire is on the apron distracting Ref Bright!
Hunt: She’s not as dumb as she looks!
As Ref Bright is being distracted, Rex covers Cage in vain. On the floor, Chris T. and El G fight it out. Chris T. with a rake of the eyes stuns El G. Chris T. grabs his Mid-South belt and then blasts El G with it. Chris T. then gets in the ring with the belt. Rex gets up to his feet, but it is too late as Chris T. also nails him between the eyes with the belt. Chris T. leaves the ring as Cage makes the cover. Claire gets off the apron. Ref Bright turns around and makes the count.
Pike: No!
Hunt: Yes!
1…2…
Pike: Three! Pride pull off highway robbery as they win the match!
Pride slide out of the ring and along with Claire head up the rampway. A revived and pissed off El G slides into the ring. He crawls over to the laid out Rex checking on him. Both men help each other to their respective feet.
Hunt: What in the hell is El Gambit doing? This ongoing feud has made him soft!
Pike: It’s called good sportsmanship Hunt!
Both men get to their feet and El G pats Rex on the back. The crowd explodes at this sudden unexpected sign of goodness is displayed by the rulebreaking El G. Rex raises the left arm of El G into the air as the crowd continues to pop. Rex never sees El G’s right hand go into his trunks to reveal his trusty cosh. With blinding speed, El G plants Rex in the middle of his forehead with a cosh blow that sends blood squirting everywhere and Rex falling to the canvas.
Pike: Chocolate covered Dunkin’ Donuts!
Hunt: Woohoo!
El G spits on the fallen GZW Enforcer before he slides out the ring. The Lone Wolf walks up the rampway never looking back at the ring.
Pike: I think El Gambit just made the worst mistake in his career!
---Smooth’s
dressing room---
The RoccWylders and Fast and Furious walk out of Smooth’s dressing room all with smiles on their face. Smooth, now fully dressed in his tuxedo, stands at the door smiling as well.
Smooth: (shaking his head) Those guys are some a great bunch of lads. “Pendragon Society”. Who would have every thought of that? Like GZW is a Camelot.
Smooth closes the door as he laughs to himself.
***
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---Television
Championship Match: Brent Wellington III vs. “Dream Stealer” Maxx
Pain---
Pike: Our next match is for the GZW Television Title as Maxx Pain defends against Brent Wellington III of the College Crew!
Hunt: BW3's going to kick Maxx's ass, win the TV Title and throw a huge keg party! Beer? College co-eds? Oooooowwwww!!!!
The challenger comes out to the ring first to Offspring’s “Pretty Fly For A White Guy”. Accompanied by his fellow fraternity brother Rick Samson, BW3 is cheered slightly by the fans. A fan's sign reads, "BW3 the Chicken Choker!"
Hunt: Come on now! That just isn't right! Like that fan doesn't "fist his mister!"
Pike: Huh?
Hunt: You know, "tame the one-eyed snake"?
Pike: Um…
Hunt: You know, "flog your log"?
Pike: I get it Hunt!
“Stupify” by Disturbed hits the PA system. The fans rise to their feet as the GZW Television Champion Maxx steps onto the stage with his lady Claire. The two walk down the ramp, disregarding the hands of the ringside fans.
Pike: Here comes the TV Champion who we have already seen tonight get taken out by the returning Nathaniel Davis!
Hunt: Boy, I'd love to watch Claire on my TV doing some hardcore...
Pike: Hunt!!!
Hunt: What?!? I want to see her do some hardcore wrestling! You know? Hit some guy with some cookie sheets or some aluminum foil garbage cans! Or even shoot a fire extinguisher! Man Donutboy! Get your mind out of the gutter!
Both men are in the ring. The fans boo as Maxx looks to the crowd. BW3 looks to the crowd to appeal to them, but he only gets a round of boos as well. Chants of “Beavis and Butthead” start up in the crowd. BW3 just blows the crowd off by grabbing his crotch.
Pike: Boy, that's a real pleasant gesture!
The two men lock up. Maxx comes out of it with side headlock. BW3 pushes him off and shoots him into the ropes. Maxx bounces back and drops the smaller man with a shoulder block. Maxx bounces off the ropes again for momentum. BW3 drops down. Maxx hops over. Maxx off the far ropes. BW3 leaps up in the air to leapfrog over Maxx, but the TV Champ catches him in midair and slams him down hard with a Rock-style spinebuster.
Pike: Pain slams down the College Crew to the mat! Wellington gets back up slowly. Maxx Pain nails him with a big boot sending Brent Wellington III out of the ring! Listen to these fans as they boo on the Television Champion!
Hunt: These mindless cattle are booing both men! What in the hell do they ever know?
BW3 walks on the floor, trying to regroup. The two Suc Mi Phi boys huddle at ringside as Maxx just stands in the ring looking to inflict more pain to BW3.
Pike: The College Crew are having a "meeting of the minds" at ringside and I use the term loosely. Finally they break it up. BW3 climbs back into the ring. BW3 goes for a right hand, but Maxx easily blocks it! The TV Champ fires off right hands of his own! Irish whip by Pain reversed by BW3! Pain hits the ropes, but Rick Samson grabs his legs, tripping the Dream Stealer and dropping him face first down to the canvas! Even though it’s Maxx Pain that’s not fair!
Hunt: This isn't college! What are you going to do, have them expelled?!?
As Maxx gets up on all fours, BW3 moves in and nails him in the head with a low dropkick. The young man who is obsessed with Britney Spears then stomps on the Pride big man before lifting him up to choke him on the middle rope. Ref Donald Fey steps in to reprimand BW3. As Ref Fey is distracted, Samson also chokes Maxx on the middle rope.
Pike: More blatant cheating from the College Crew! Now look at Rick Samson walk away all smug as if he didn't do anything!
Hunt: He was doing what all college students should do; he showed initiative!
BW3 lifts Maxx up and goes for an Irish whip. Reversal by Maxx. BW3 off the ropes. Maxx with a shuffle sidekick nails Wellington in the face. The fans and Claire erupt. Maxx lifts up BW3 and beats him down in the corner with kicks and punches.
Pike: Brent Wellington III is getting an education in the corner courtesy of Pain's feet and fists! Maxx Pain whips BW3 across the ring to the corner. Pain charges in, but BW3 sidesteps him. BW3 thinks he outsmarted the TV Champ by getting out of the way, but Maxx Pain put on the brakes before hitting the corner!
Hunt: Turn around Bee-Dubya!
When BW3 finally does, Maxx levels him with a clothesline. The fans pop once again. BW3 gets up slowly and pulls Ref Fey towards him, almost hugging the ref. As Ref Fey is being distracted by BW3, Samson climbs up onto the apron. He springboards off the top rope and drives Maxx's face into the mat with a springboard bulldog.
Pike: Chocolate covered Dunkin’ Donuts! More dastardly deeds from the College Crew!
Hunt: You got to admit that was a great move by Samson!
Pike: Great move, yes. But he's not in this match even though Maxx Pain and his Pride buddies deserve it!
After Samson slides out of the ring, BW3 releases his hug of Ref Fey. Maxx gets up slowly. BW3 runs and nails a knee lift to the head a la Mr. Perfect. With Maxx down, BW3 holds apart his legs, leaps up and drops a legdrop to the groin.
Pike: Ouch!
Hunt: Maxxy won't be making no sweet loving tonight!
The fans start to cheer. BW3 lifts Maxx up to his feet. BW3 with a DDT on Maxx for the pin.
1…2...
Pike: No! Maxx Pain kicks out! Amazing!
Hunt: Maybe Ref Fey should go to college so he can learn what comes after two!
BW3 argues with Ref Fey, claiming a slow count. BW3 starts getting in the ref's face and actually shoves him. Ref Fey shoves BW3 back and starts to get in the College Crew's face. BW3 backs down like a small child being yelled at by his father. BW3 turns his attention back to Maxx. He lifts up the TV Champ for a vertical suplex. But Maxx is far too big and heavy. Maxx reverses it into his own vertical suplex.
Pike: Pain drops BW3 with a beautiful vertical suplex! The fans erupt in boos! Pain lifts BW3 back up. Irish whip by Maxx. BW3 off the ropes. Huge powerslam by the Dream Stealer! Pain with the cover, but Samson gets up on the apron! Pain's back up to his feet! He runs over and knocks Samson off the apron with a huge right hand! Maxx Pain turns back around. BW3's back up to his feet. BW3 with a rake of the eyes! The College Crew hooks Pain's head and drops him with a jumping DDT! The cover by BW3! We could have a new TV Champion!
Hunt: Yes! Keg party here I come! Freshman hoochies!
1…2...
Pike: No! Maxx Pain gets a shoulder up!
Hunt: Damn! Ref Fey really doesn't know what comes after two!
BW3 cannot believe it. Samson, rubbing his head on the floor from Maxx's punch, yells at his fraternity brother to finish him off. BW3 is calling for Samson’s Upperclassmen (stalling brainbuster). BW3 lifts Maxx up to his feet, barely lifts him up in the air and drops him on his head with the...
Pike: Upperclassmen! BW3 hit it! This could be all over! BW3 with the cover!
1...2...
Pike: No!!!! Maxx Pain gets his shoulder up! Wowsers!
Hunt: Three! Three! Come on Ref Fey! Three! Say it!
BW3 cannot believe it and neither can Samson. BW3 whips Maxx into the ropes. As Maxx bounces back, BW3 locks in the...
Pike: Animal House (octopus)! BW3's got another of Rick Samson’s moves locked in! Will Maxx Pain submit? Will a College Crew member win a GZW title?!?
Hunt: Give up, you idiot!
Claire leads the few rallying cheers, pounding on the apron. Maxx struggles to fight the pain. The TV Champ wiggles free slightly, reaches back, grabs BW3's body and tosses him with a judo throw.
Pike: Maxx Pain breaks out of the Animal House! But no time to rest as BW3 is back up! BW3 with right hands followed by an Irish whip. Pain off the ropes, ducks a clothesline. Television Champ off the far ropes and nails BW3 with a big boot! Pain is calling for the Career Ender! (high angle powerbomb) He lifts BW3 up. Career Ender!!! Maxx Pain nailed it! The cover!
1…2…
Pike: No! Rick Samson pulls the referee out of the ring!
Hunt: That's it! Bribe him like how you do for professors!
The fans cheer as Samson tries to hold onto Referee Fey at ringside. Claire goes over to that side of the ring. She turns Samson around and decks the Suc Mi Phi frat boy.
Pike: Wowsers! Claire McGrillis decked Rick Samson and he's down!
The fans erupt again with boos for Claire. In the ring, BW3 sneaks up behind Maxx and nails him with a double axhandle. BW3 with right hands followed up with an Irish whip. Maxx off the ropes and ducks BW3's clothesline. Brent Wellington III turns around. Maxx kicks him in the midsection, grabs his waist, lifts him up and drops him with the...
Pike: Operation Pain! (three consecutive powerbombs) The cover by Pain! Ref Fey slides back into the ring!
Hunt: No! What about the keg party?
1…2…
Pike: Three! Maxx Pain wins the match and retains his GZW Television Championship!
Maxx steps out of the ring totally taxed from being taken to the limit by one-half of the College Crew. Claire meets him halfway on the rampway as he leans on her for support.
Pike: Pain might have won but Brent Wellington III and Rick Samson showed the Television Champion that he shouldn’t take any competitor in GZW as a joke!
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---LightHeavyweight
Championship Match: “Anti Bullying Policy” Diamond Sledge vs. Justin
Sharp---
Pike: What a great match we have here tonight! The LightHeavyweight Champion Justin Sharp tangles with the Peacekeeper Diamond Sledge! Sharp has been terrorizing Diamond like a schoolyard bully over the past several weeks!
Hunt: Hey, either you’re giving your lunch money away or taking the lunch money! It’s the natural food chain when you’re a kid!
“Set It Off (Tweaker Remix)” by P.O.D. plays as Justin Sharp, LH belt around his waist, makes his way down to the ring as the fans call him names that cannot be broadcasted on live television. Sharp, undaunted by the hostile crowd, strides to the ring with an arrogant swagger. He grabs a sign from a fan that reads, "Survey says Justin Sharp gets beaten like a rented mule!" and tears it up.
Next out is the exciting GZW superstar, Diamond to the tune of “Funky Cold Medina” by Tone Loc. He slaps the hands of fans as he makes it down the rampway. A fan's sign reads, "In a matter of 1…2…3, Diamond will be the new LightHeavyweight Champion!"
Diamond gets in the ring as Sharp loosens up in the corner. Ref Patricia Albertson holds up the LH belt to show what is at stake before she calls for the bell to start the match. Both men move in. Sharp takes down Diamond with an armdrag. Diamond gets up to one knee as Sharp moves in, hammering Diamond with right hands. Irish whip by Sharp. Diamond comes off the ropes. Sharp with a hiptoss, Diamond lands on his feet. Sharp turns around and goes for a clothesline. Diamond ducks. Sharp turns around, but gets leveled with a spin kick by Diamond.
Pike: What lightning quick feet by Diamond!
Hunt: Yeah, a regular MC Hammer!
Diamond lifts up Sharp and lays in several stiff right hands. Snap suplex by Diamond. Sharp slowly gets up to his feet. Diamond lays in several chops to the chest. Irish whip by Diamond. Sharp comes off the ropes. Diamond elevates him up and back down to the mat with a back body drop. Sharp gets up. Diamond charges at his opponent. Sharp drops down and pulls the top rope down. Diamond falls out to the Coliseum floor.
Pike: What a spill to the floor!
Hunt: Ha ha!
Diamond gets back to his feet on the floor. He tries to get in the ring. Sharp runs and nails Diamond in the face with a baseball slide. Sharp gets on the floor and lays in several stomps to a fallen Diamond. The LH Champ lifts up Diamond and slams his head into the steel guardrail. Sharp goes to whip Diamond, but the Anti Bullying Policy reverses, sending Sharp into the steel steps. Diamond charges at Sharp, but Justin Sharp with a drop toehold, drops Diamond's face into the steel steps.
Pike: Ouch! He went face first into the cold steel!
Hunt: As if Diamond wasn't ugly enough!
Sharp rolls Diamond back into the ring. Sharp climbs to the apron and then up to the top turnbuckle. Diamond slowly gets up. Sharp leaps off and drops a double ax handle to the top of the head. Sharp with the pin, but Diamond kicks out.
Hunt: Damn! Stay down! He's so annoying!
Sharp lifts up Diamond and pummels him in the corner with European uppercuts. Sharp Irish whips Diamond into the opposite corner. Diamond is sent toward the corner and hops up to the top turnbuckle and nails a moonsault on a charging Sharp. Diamond with the quick cover.
1...2…
Pike: Justin Sharp with the kick out!
Diamond lifts up Sharp to his feet. The PeaceKeeper with a series of knife-edge chops. Irish whip by Diamond, reversal by Sharp. Diamond comes off the ropes and ducks a clothesline. The LH Champ turns around. Diamond goes for a kick, but Sharp catches his foot. Diamond hops off his free leg and nails an enziguri to the back of Sharp's head.
Pike: The fans are behind Diamond! Listen to this crowd!
Diamond lifts Sharp to his feet. Irish whip by Diamond reversed by Sharp. Diamond comes off the ropes and goes for an avalanche hurricanranna, but Sharp counters it into a powerbomb. Sharp then quickly turns over Diamond into a single leg crab.
Hunt: Woohoo! What a counter!
Sharp locks in the single leg crab in the middle of the ring as Diamond desperately tries to reach for the ropes. Ref Albertson is down on her knees, checking to see if Diamond will throw in the towel. Sharp sits lower, applying more pressure on the leg.
Pike: How much more can Diamond's leg take?
Hunt: Justin Sharp is going to break his leg and take it home with him as a souvenir!
Sharp maintains the hold as the fans try to rally Diamond. He inches ever so slowly to the ropes...and finally makes it! Ref Albertson forces Sharp to break the hold. Diamond uses to ropes to pull himself up. Sharp stomps at the leg then follows up with a double arm suplex. The cover by the LH Champ.
1…2…
Pike: Diamond kicks out!
Sharp cannot believe it. Sharp lifts up Diamond and whips him to the ropes. Diamond comes off the ropes. Sharp goes for a scoop up, but Diamond floats over him. Sharp turns around only to get scooped up by Diamond and dropped on his head with a michinoku driver.
Pike: Chocolate covered Dunkin’ Donuts! What impact!
With Sharp laying on the mat, Diamond goes up to the top turnbuckle. The fans are on their feet. Sharp slowly gets up to his feet. Diamond leaps off the turnbuckle going for a missile dropkick, but Sharp pulls Ref Albertson into the line of fire. Diamond nails Ref Albertson instead
Hunt: That damn Diamond! He nailed Ref Patricia Albertson! Disqualification!!!
Pike: That was the doing of that no-good Justin Sharp!
Diamond is trying to tend to Ref Albertson. Sharp sneaks up from behind, hooks both of Diamond's arms and drops him on the back of his head with a release dragon suplex. Sharp then mounts a fallen Diamond and hammers away with right hands to the head.
Pike: This is just wrong!
Hunt: If seeing Diamond get the crap beat out of him is wrong, I don't ever want to be right!
As Ref Albertson is still unconscious on the mat, Sharp lifts Diamond up to his feet. Irish whip by Sharp. Diamond comes off the ropes and ducks a clothesline by Sharp. Diamond hooks Sharp from behind in a belly to back suplex, lifts him up, turns him in midair and drops him into Dumped (X Factor). The pinning combination by Diamond but there is no ref!
Pike: Diamond could have the win right here! But Ref Albertson is still out!
Hunt: He COULD have the win, but with Ref Albertson out, we will never know if he could have won it or not!
Diamond gets up and heads over to the referee, trying to revive her. Meanwhile, Sharp gets up and pulls something out of his pants...
Pike What is he doing? He's got a pair of brass knuckles!
Hunt: Huh? What? I don’t see anything!
Sharp puts on the brass knuckles and stands behind Diamond in a crouching position. The fans try to yell for Diamond to look out behind him. Diamond turns around...
Pike: Justin Sharp with a vicious uppercut with the brass knuckles!
With Diamond knocked out from the furious uppercut by Sharp, Ref Albertson finally comes to. Sharp quickly tucks the brass knuckles back into his pants and makes the cover. Referee Albertson, still groggy, makes the count.
1…2…
Pike: Three! Justin Sharp pulls out the victory and holds on to the LightHeavyweight title! What a travesty!
Hunt: This is Crimson Donutboy!
Sharp has his hand raised by Ref Albertson who hands him the LH belt as Diamond is still out. Sharp stands on the turnbuckle in victory belt held high as the fans boo him. Suddenly, Nathaniel Davis and Anastasia come down the rampway.
Hunt: What are these nosy busy bodies doing out here?
Anastasia stands at ringside as Davis gets in the ring to talk to Ref Albertson. Sharp turns around, angry to see Davis dispute his victory. The Entertainment Franchise tells Ref Albertson to watch the Zero-tron as a replay shows Sharp putting on the brass knuckles. Ref Albertson reverses her decision and disqualifies Sharp.
Hunt: What the hell? He can't do that! Since when did we have a replay challenge in wrestling?!? Damn that Nathaniel Davis and Anastasia!
Pike: I guess they are keeping true to their word to enforce the rules here in the GZW!
Hunt: But the belt can’t change hands on a DQ!
As Ref Albertson raises Diamond's hand in victory, Sharp approaches Davis from behind. He turns Davis around and yells at the Entertainment Franchise for costing him the match. Sharp then goes for a quick right hand that Davis blocks. Davis fires back with a flurry of right hands of his own. Sharp is reeling back. Davis with a final clothesline sends Sharp out of the ring as the fans erupt.
Pike: Nathaniel Davis cleans the ring of Justin Sharp!
Hunt: Oooo, so tough consider the man had already been in a grueling match that he rightfully won, I might add!
Sharp slowly walks backwards up the ramp, eyeing Nathaniel Davis in the ring.
Pike: Funny no sign of the rest of Pride either!
---Backstage---
Backstage blocking Pride from getting to ringside is T-Rex with a bandage covering his forehead, Chris Sharp and Smooth with the Pendragon Society. Maxx Pain, Adam Cage, and Chris T. look on at the fan favorites unsure whether to be foolish and rush them or play it smart and walk away.
Pike: Looks like a Mexican standoff!
Hunt: Look at those fan favorites! They cry about Pride attacking in numbers and what do they do, attack in numbers!
Chris Sharp holds out his arms as the other fan favorites stand behind him ready.
Chris Sharp: Your move cowards.
The three Pride members look at the uneven odds and back away muttering comments and pointing at the fan favorites.
Pike: Pride using the better part of valor here!
Hunt: They better watch their backs cause Pride isn’t going to forget this!
The camera switches over to Justin Sharp coming through the curtains. A hand spins the LH Champ around and Justin quickly goes into a fighting stance. From the darkness steps the bodyguard of the Director of All Wrestling Operations Kandi Fortune, Paul Spartan. The much bigger man compared to Justin smirks seeing Justin put up such a feeble defense.
Spartan: Even if you wanted to, you couldn’t hurt me. You are a weakling compared to me.
Justin growls slightly, steps back and relaxes his stance.
Sharp: What the hell do you want?
Spartan: Nothing at all young Sharp. I admire your style, I like this crusade you and your friends are on.
Sharp: So what. You looking to run with Pride?
Spartan: No I don’t think so. You see Pride isn’t what I stand for. Something I could never stand for. Pride is all about destroying the “Old Guard” and Justin it just so happens that…I am The First.
Before Justin can register any movement The Spartan is upon him laying heavy weighted gloved punches to the side of his head. He lifts up Justin by his blood-matted hair as Justin fights for consciousness.
Spartan: Keep popping off at the mouth about Kandi and this will only be a small portion of what I will give to you little boy.
Spartan hooks Justin in an inverted headlock and drops him with his Fall of Rome inverted DDT onto the concrete floor. Spartan stands above Justin looking down at him shaking his head.
Spartan: Little boy trying to live in a grown man’s world.
***
---Commercial---
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---Main Event: “The Downfall” Rebellion and “Human Miracle” Pimp Bizkit vs. Eric “Complete Chaos” Montair and “Smooth Operator” Billy Bond---
Pike: It's time Hunt for our main event! The GZW Heavyweight Champion Billy Bond teams with the Extreme Champion Eric Montair as they take on Rebellion and Pimp Bizkit!
Hunt: It’s almost like the spring of 2001 revisited all over again!
“Ya Don’t See The Signs” plays on the speakers. The fans rise in unison to boo the arrival of Pimp Bizkit and Rebellion. Accompanied by one of Pimp’s Ladies of Leisure, the two men make their way to the ring with an air of arrogance and confidence. Pimp enters the ring and looks at the "low class masses", giving them a smirk of disdain. Reb stands on the turnbuckles, looking out to the crowd with a serious look.
Pike: The Internet is full of rumors concerning the main event match for Fallout: Zero Hour! The latest is that it will be Pimp Bizkit getting his long awaited shot at Billy Bond for the Heavyweight Championship!
Hunt: You actually read that stuff Donutboy? You’re probably one of those pathetic souls that are involved in those E-maginary wrestling federations!
“Youth of Nation” by P.O.D. hits the PA system. The fans erupt as the Extreme Champion Eric Montair steps onto the stage. He stands on the entranceway stage Extreme title over his shoulder looking out at the cheering fans with a look of disdain.
The familiar theme echoes throughout the Coliseum as the GZW Heavyweight Champion Billy Bond steps out onto the stage Heavyweight title securely strapped around his waist. The crowd goes wild as the two Champions stare each other down without saying a word before heading down the rampway.
Pike: To say that there has been some bad blood between these four men is an understatement! This should be a hell of a match!
All four men are in the ring. They exchange harsh words across the ring at each other. The Downfall and Smooth Operator start off the match for their respective teams. The two men walk up to each other, standing toe to toe. Reb looks at Smooth with a glare and shoves him back a few steps. The fans "ooo" and "ahh" as the Heavyweight Champion comes right back up in Reb's face. Reb winds back and goes for a huge right hand aimed for Smooth's face, but the Heavyweight Champ blocks it. The crowd erupts as Smooth unloads rapid right hands to the head of Rebellion.
Pike: The Downfall tried to step to Bond, but the Heavyweight Champion is having none of that!
Irish whip by Smooth. Reb bounces off the ropes and knocks down Smooth with a shoulderblock. Reb looks down at the Heavyweight Champ as if to say, "what now, punk?" Reb bounces off the ropes for momentum. Smooth drops down. Reb hops over and bounces off the far ropes. Billy Bond with a huge hiptoss takes down Reb. Rebellion gets back up to his feet, but goes back down as Smooth slams him down with a scoop slam. Smooth tags in C2.
Pike: Here comes the man who's had his differences with Rebellion! Rebellion's back up to his feet. Montair moves in and fires off several punches to his head. Irish whip by Complete Chaos, but Rebellion reverses it right into a short arm clothesline! He damn near took his head off with that! Rebellion drags Montair to the corner. Tag to Pimp. Pimp Bizkit climbs up to the top turnbuckle as Rebellion holds him. Pimp comes crashing down with a double axhandle to the top of Montair's head! Pimp now lifts Montair back up and rocks him with a series of European Uppercuts. Irish whip by Pimp. Montair off the ropes. Pimp goes for a scoop, but Montair lands behind him! Montair with an inverted front facelock and drops down to one knee, driving Pimp's upper back and shoulder blade region into his knee! (Christian's inverted DDT position into a backbreaker)
Hunt: I have you every wondered what would have happen if E.S.P. would have stayed together!
C2 lifts Pimp back up to his feet. Vertical suplex by the Brutality King. Tag made and Billy Bond is now back in the match. Pimp sees Smooth tagging in. The Human Miracle scampers back to his corner and tags Rebellion back in.
Pike: What? Pimp talks about how he's going to beat Bond, but when he gets the chance to back it up, he tags in Rebellion?
Hunt: He doesn't want to show Billyboy what he's got coming to him just yet!
Smooth looks to the fans who boo Pimp for tagging out. Reb yells at Smooth to forget about Pimp and bring it to him. Smooth and Reb go to tie up, but The Downfall ducks under and behind Smooth. Reb grabs Smooth's arm and twists in behind his back in a hammerlock. Smooth with a back elbow to break free. Smooth off the ropes for momentum, but quickly gets dropped as Reb with an explosive standing dropkick nails him in the face.
Pike: What athletic ability shown by Rebellion! A man of his size to get such height on a dropkick, it's absolutely amazing!
Hunt: He’s not a HKWF legend for nothing!
Reb lifts Smooth back up and tosses him with an overhead belly-to-belly suplex. Pimp calls for Reb to tag him.
Pike: Oh, now Pimp wants to tag in!
Hunt: He's a wily veteran! He knows when the best time to do things!
Pimp gets the tag and steps in. Pimp and Reb lift up Smooth and drop him with a double vertical suplex. As Reb goes back to the corner, Pimp drops a knee drop to the forehead of Smooth. The Human Miracle then lifts up Mercer and stomps away at the Heavyweight Champ in the corner. Pimp then goes for the jugular, literally, as he chokes Smooth with the bottom of his boot.
Pike: Pimp viciously choking Bond with his boot! Now Pimp whips Bond to the ropes. Bond bounces back and gets dropped with a back elbow to the face! Pimp walks over to the corner and spits at Montair! That was uncalled for! Montair gets into the ring, wanting a piece of Pimp. But Senior Ref Richard Dark is there to stop the Extreme Champion from getting in! And meanwhile, Pimp Bizkit and Rebellion stomp away on Billy Bond! Classic dirty tricks!
Hunt: Sometimes classics are still the best!
When C2 goes back to the corner, Reb is back in and Senior Ref Dark has no clue what went on. Pimp tags Reb. The Downfall legally enters the ring. Reb lifts up Smooth and drops him on the back of his head with a German suplex. Reb looks to the booing crowd and calls for the CrossBones submission (modified Camel Clutch) He gets behind Smooth as he slowly gets up.
Pike: Rebellion goes to lock in the CrossBones, but Bond reaches back, grabs Rebellion's arm and tosses him over with a judo-type throw! He had that well scouted! Rebellion gets back up to his feet. Bond with a flurry of right hands. Irish whip by Bond reversed by Rebellion. Bond off the ropes and ducks a Rebellion clothesline. Rebellion turns around. Bond with a kick to the midsection and drops him with a DDT! Listen to these fans! Now's the time! Bond has got to make the tag to Montair! The Heavyweight Champ crawls toward the corner. But Rebellion is back up! The Downfall nails The Once and Future King in the small of the back with an elbow drop! Rebellion lifts Bond back up to his feet for a belly to back, but Bond flips out and lands behind him! Rebellion turns around. Bond kicks him in the midsection. Rebellion is bent at the waist. Bond bounces off the ropes and drops an ax kick to the back of his head! Bond goes to the corner. Tag made to Eric Montair!
Hunt: Billy Bond is just scared of fighting Pimp or Rebellion!
The new legal man climbs up to the top turnbuckle, waiting for Rebellion to get back up. When he does, C2 dives off the top rope and levels him with a flying clothesline. The fans pop. C2 lifts Reb back up to his feet. The holder of the Sin Mask II hammers him with punches. Irish whip by C2 reversed by Reb. Rebellion drops his head down for a back body drop. C2, off the ropes, capitalizes by leaping up and driving Starlite's head into the mat with a fame-asser. The cover by C2.
1…2…
Pike: No! Pimp breaks it up! Wait! Billy Bond gets back into the ring and clotheslines Pimp out of the ring! Now the two men who are rumored to battle at Fallout: Zero Hour for the GZW Heavyweight Title are fighting it out on the floor!
All hell is braking loose. Pimp and Smooth are slugging it out on the floor at ringside. Meanwhile, in the ring, C2 looks out to the floor to see what is going on. Reb gets up and sneaks up from behind, locking in a sleeper hold. But C2 swings his leg back, nailing Reb in the crotch to break free. C2 turns around. He kicks Reb in the midsection, and then sets him up in a piledriver position. He lifts Reb up while underhooking his leg and drops him into a cradle piledriver known to C2 fans as...
Pike: Genocide! This could do it! But wait! Monarch from out of the crowd gets into the ring and clotheslines Senior Ref Dark from behind! What the hell? Montair had the match won!
Hunt: Woohoo! The Wrestling Franchise is on Tuesday Crimson!
Monarch goes out to the floor where Smooth is hammering on Pimp. Monarch runs and dives at Smooth's knee from behind. The Heavyweight Champ's leg buckles a bit. Billy Bond turns around. He reaches out and grabs Monarch by the collar, ready to punch him. Meanwhile, Pimp grabs a nearby cameraman's camera. Pimp lunges and smashes the camera into the back of Smooth's skull.
Pike: Pimp with a heinous camera shot to back of Bond's head!
The fans boo loudly. Pimp slides into the ring where Senior Ref Dark is still knocked out. C2 gets back up to his feet and turns around. Pimp kicks C2 in the midsection, and then drops him with the Playground Playa (consecutive powerbombs followed by a Samoan drop). On the floor Monarch was stomping the downed Smooth.
Pike: Damn it! Damn Pimp and all of this cheating!
Reb rolls over on top of C2. Pimp helps Senior Ref Dark up to a somewhat conscious state. The groggy Senior Ref Dark makes the count.
1…2…
Pike: Three! Damn it! Pimp Bizkit and Rebellion stole one here tonight!
The fans boo unrelentingly for the two men. The Downfall walks over to the downed C2 and starts to pound on C2 with his fist.
Pike: What is he doing? No!!! Don't!
The fans gasp and boo as Reb beats on C2, Monarch beats on Smooth outside the ring, and Pimp stands in the ring hands raised. Filing down the rampway at full speed is The RoccWylders and Fast and Furious. The rulebreakers seeing the incoming cavalry and bail out the other side of the ring as Monarch hops back into the crowd. A bloody and busted open Smooth slides into the ring. Pimp and Rebellion head back up the ramp. Pimp yells at Smooth, taunting him about the blood streaming down his head and the Heavyweight Championship. Rebellion licks his bloodied fists.
Pike: Damn Pimp Bizkit, damn Rebellion!
The show goes off the air showing Pimp and Reb standing on the stage victorious as a bloody Once and Future King, held up by his four knights, look up at them while an equally bloody C2 struggles to his feet using the ring ropes.
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