DECEMBER 27

South Africa: FEAST OF MARIMBA, Goddess of Musical Happiness. Dick Cheney was right - keep that terrorist Nelson Mandela in jail - if he got out he would only waste his time in heathen revelery.

1512 -- Puerto Rico: The Burgos Law is issued, by Ferdinand II, the Catholic, of Arag—n, regulating relations between Spaniards & the conquered Indians.

The Spaniards & Ta’no Indians had a falling out in 1510, & the following year the Ta’no Indians revolt against the Spaniards. Ponce de Le—n orders 6,000 shot; survivors flee to mountains or leave the island.

1763 -- A troop of 50 armed men enter the Workhouse at Lancaster, Pennsylvania, & hatchet to death the only 14 surviving Conestoga Indians (the rest of the tribe having been similarly dispensed with 13 days ago). Having finished their work, the troop, in the words of Benjamin Franklin, "huzzahed in triumph as if it had gained a victory, & rode off unmolested."

1815 -- US: Peace Society founded, Massachusetts. Hey MORONS, the war of 1812 was in *1812*! Three years late!

1827 -- US: Georgia passes law proclaiming "all the lands of Georgia belong to her absolutely. The Indians are tenants at her will." In another three years, legislation will mandate forcible removal of all Indians to west of the Mississippi River, the way Jesus intended.

1900 -- Smashing Hit?: Carrie Nation staged her first bottle-smashing raid on a saloon at the Carey Hotel in Wichita, Kansas. Nation carries the day; usually did her damage with a hatchet, calling her vandalism hatchetation.

1904 -- Peter Pan, by James M. Barrie, opens at the Duke of York's Theatre, London. A typical liberalmedia celebration of pedophillia (Peter pan is HOW old!) and godless redskins.

1908 -- Followers of Lee Spengler gather atop South Mountain in white to await the world's end.

1913 -- Canada: Mass rebellion by IWW workers in Edmonton, Alberta forces city to house 400 unemployed during winter. Typical Canadians, to lazy to build their own igloos.

1981 -- Supreme Court Justice William Rehnquist (later to be made Chief Justice by Reagan)-- is hospitalized for treatment of side effects of Placidyl (legal drug - not sold by blacks). The effects include speech so severly slurred that he was frequently incoherent in court and "hearing things and seeing things that other people did not hear and see." He has been taking drugs for several months, but never recieved any oral sex.

1989 -- Disco line dance craze. UnChristian revelery reaches new lows.

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