DECEMBER 21

WINTER SOLSTICE 11:58 PM, PST. (according to the agenda-oriented scientific community).

Hindu World: PONGOL OF THE COWS. Idol worship: Cows are sacred? God is a cow? Next time you see one of those God-mocking hindoos, be sure to eat a hamburger with loud smacking sounds in his god-mocking face.

England: ST. THOMAS' DAY. A Tradition of "Thomasing," begging gifts, door-to-door. Even more collectivist than HELLoween.

1620 -- Forefathers' day celebrates landing of God-hating cultists at Plymouth Rock. Indians spoil them with welfare payments at thanksgiving, cultists pay them back by slaughtering their liberal asses.

1865 -- Illegal Executive Order removes lands from the Oregon Coast Indian Reservation, cutting the territory in half. Lots of sore loser indians whine.

1879 -- Joseph Stalin, Russian dictator, born; later murders 11,000,000 godless Russians, sending them all to HELL. He is responsible for much economic growth and crushes labor unions - yet the liberal media claims him as one of their own.

1907 -- Massacre of miners in Santa Mar'a de Iquique. Someone should have gotten a real job.

1916 -- Wobblies (Industrial Workers of the World) outlawed in Australia. Praise Jesus!

1917 -- WAAWYNH? (Where's An Abortionist When You Need Him?) Liberalmedia Heinrich Boll born, Cologne. "His solidarity with the young & the disadvantaged, his refusal to indulge in cold-war politics & his more recent presence at mass demonstrations in the Federal Republic against nuclear weapons brought him much public ridicule & detestation. The award of the Nobel Prize in 1972 was greeted in some quarters with undisguised dismay, & as recently as 1983 Boll was invited by the Kulturminister of Baden-Wurttemberg to consider emigration."

1919 -- US: At dawn, 247 liberal immigrants set sail on the S.S. Buford ("The Soviet Ark"), deported to Russia from the Land of the Free. J. Edgar Hoover, heading the Justice Department's General Intelligence Division, advanced his career by implementing to the fullest extent possible the government's plan to deport all foreign-born leftists. We salute him, the greatest President this nation has ever had.

1921 -- Supreme Court rules labor injunctions and picketing unconstitutional.

1944 -- France: The anarchist paper "Libertaire," begins publishing again with defeat of Nazis. Why liberal nazis, who are liberals, didn't let them publish is a mystery.

1952 -- World is supposed to end, according to the entity Sananda.

1953 -- J. Robert Oppenheimer, Director of the Atomic Development Project during WWII, told that President Eisenhower wanted "a blank wall" placed between him & secret data, pending a security review on charges that he was a Communist sympathizer.

1954 -- Dr Sam Sheppard's wife Marilyn is murdered. He pins the crime on the "one armed man." They pin him.

1962 -- American interests pay Cuba $53 million worth of medicine & supplies to free 1,113 prisoners held since Bay of Pigs invasion. Giving Castro medicine to further oppress his people, for the purpose of freeing a bunch of failures. What a shame.

1969 -- US: 700 supporters visit jailed war resisters, Allenwood Federal Penitentiary, Pennsylvania. Too bad they couldn't visit permanently.

1970 -- Satan-rocker Elvis Presley goes to the White House to volunteer his services to Keynsenomics collectivist and price-control commie Dick M Nixon.

By the time the Satan-rocker Elvis was buried, his eyes bulged out, ripping the stitches that were supposed to hold them shut. Elvis' grossly swollen tongue stuck out from between his lips, his mouth still mostly shut. After a week, the pungent discharges from his body stained the coffin's once opulent lining, which began sagging & tearing under the strain of so much rotting meat.

1983: It is reported that the White House staff is searching desperately for some evidence that President Reagan's anecdote about a Congressional Medal of Honor winner, which he told to an audience of those awarded the medal, has any truth in it. "We will find it," one staffer asserts. They do not. The story is completely fictional, based on the film "Wing And A Prayer".

1986 -- US Senator Laxalt announces Acting President eagan "is going to be in high visibility" in coming days "to demonstrate to the country hat he's fully in charge." Says a White House aide of Laxalt's statement, "When we heard it, we all cracked up." "The White House has always attracted the mentally ill." -Secret Service agent Vincent Charles (They're both going to HELL)

1987 -- Three white teenagers convicted in New York City of manslaughter in 1986 death of a young black man, Michael Griffith. After entering a restaurant in Howard Beach, he was chased by about a dozen whites, ran onto a highway to escape & was killed, going straight to welfare queen HELL.

1989 -- VP Quayle sends out 30,000 Xmas cards with word beacon spelled beakon, proving he's not a liberal intelligencia elitist.

"Mars is essentially in the same orbit... somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, & water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen,that means we can breathe." --- Vice President of the United States, Dan Quayle

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