DECEMBER

Chinese FEAST OF WINTER SOLSTICE.

In old China prisoners were allowed to go home for the day. (Soft on Crime.) Fruit trees are given offerings of rice. (Idol worship)

UNDERDOG DAY (Just as collectivist as it sounds)

Hindu world: PONGOL OF THE SUN, two-day solstice festival. Have you hellbound Hindoos every heard of actually WORKING?

1669 -- US: First jury trial in Delaware: Marcus Jacobson condemned for insurrection & sentenced to flogging, branding & slavery. Praise Jesus!

1803 -- Louisiana Territory transferred from France (Frog eaters without the guts to tell their women to shave their legs). Lots of indians in the area whine about something or other.

1812 -- Sacagawea Shoshone, interpreter for Lewis & Clark, dies. Probably goes to hell.

1820 -- US: Either Maryland or Missouri imposes a bachelor's tax on unmarried men aged 21 to 50. Now that's the sort of innovative solutions America needs.

1835 -- Cherokee Indians decide to cede their Georgia lands & cross the Mississippi River for some reason. Coincidentally, gold gets discovered on their territory about the same time and the greedy indians wanted to keep it to themselves.

The evacuation was carried out, during the winter of 1838-9, by federal troops commanded by General Winfield Scott. Along the way, 10% of the tribe was wiped out by disease, fatigue, & exposure, sending these unsaved moochers straight to more disease and fatigue in HELL.

1860 -- In response to the victory of "Republican" Abraham Lincoln (Liberal media lie: Lincoln was an anti-property, anti-states rights affermative action nutcase)in the presidential election six weeks before, South Carolina becomes the first Southern state to secede from the United States.

1876 -- Hannah Omish at 12 is youngest person ever hung in US. We at Freedom America would like to break that record.

1878 -- Ezra Heywood, anarchist, imprisoned for obscenity back in June is pardoned by Beloved & Respected Comrade Leader US President Hayes.

1892 -- Phileas Fogg completes around world trip, (according to Jules Verne.)

1902 -- Someone call an abortionist quick! Miura Seiichi born. Japanese Christian socialist (double oxymoron) who gave up religion in 1930, & became an anarcho-syndicalist (why did he bother? He was already predestined for HELL). Exiled to China in 1939 when Japan came to it senses and became fascist.

1905 -- Russia: Start of 11-day general strike by lazy workers against Tsarist regime. If only some of us good old boys could have been there to show 'em how we deal with whiners.

1943 -- Death of German feminist & pacifist (traitor) Anita Augsburg. Goes to HELL double-speed.

1962 -- Commie Juan Bosch elected President of the Dominican Republic in first free elections in 38 years. Overthrown by US-backed coup in September 1963, praise Jesus. See 28 April.

1968 -- US officials say more than 300 Americans are believed missing in Vietnam; at least 50 are believed to be prisoners of Vietcong, including known bolshevik John McCain. Not imprisoned is liberalmedia writer John Steinbeck who dies in New York City. Wrote Grapes of Wrath, East of Eden, script writer for "Zapata!" Goes straight to HELL.

1980 -- In New Orleans, two white police officers shoot and kill a black man for cursing at them.

Though they confessed to planting a gun on the victim, a grand jury cleared them of any wrong-doing.

This year New Orleans police have shot at least 10 blacks and killed 8. Clearly more training is required to deal with those two misses.

1981 -- The Reagan administration seeks to ease rules on nursing homes, repealing regulations on sanitation and safety. White House PR man Michael Deaver says he can't make ends meet on his government salary of $60,000 a year. Liberals have no sense of priorities.

1983 -- Reagan notes that El Salvador has "a 400 year history of military dictatorships." El Salvador's first military regime took power in 1931.

1986 -- Ed Meese speculates that Reagan may have approved the first Iranian arms deal while groggy with sedation after surgery. Donald T. Regan later writes that Reagan had been as alert as he ever is.

Meanwhile, three black men are attacked by bat-wielding young whites in Howard Beach neighborhood, Queens, NYC; one of them, Michael Griffith (23) is hit by a car & dies during flight, going straight to HELL. What do you expect when you're wasting tax payer's money and buying welfare cadillacs?

1987 -- Philippine inter-island ferry & tanker collide, Tablas Strait, south of Manila. Over 1,600 people missing, presumed dead. Only 26 were rescued alive. The ferry's manifest listed 1,583 passengers & 60 crew members, but there was speculation that over 3,000 were aboard. God's wraith for exessive safety regulation of ferries and tankers.

1988 -- Some nutcase sets fire to Harrod's department store, London, after finding poodle fur collars on some coats. In December 1998 it is revealed that many fur pelts being sold in the US (coats, toys, etc) are actually from cats & dogs falsely labelled. Am I the only one who finds this funny as hell?

http://www.newsweek.com:80/nw-srv/tnw/today/ps/ps02tu_1.htm

1989 -- US invades Panama, to protect US interests. Thousands of Panamanians die and go straight to HELL, former CIA asset Manuel Noriega is jailed in the U.S.

Drug running & corruption continue but now under an investor-friendly government - problem solved.

1990 -- US: Kansas reservist Dr. Yolanda Huet-Vaughn refuses orders for the Gulf War. She is later sentenced to prison, & the Kansas medical board strips Huet-Vaughn of her license.

1991 A CIA memo released today casually admits that this year they handled 3,369 telephone inquires from liberal media reporters, provided 174 unclassified background briefings for the liberal media at Headquarters, and arranged 164 interviews with senior Agency officials of the liberal media. Fortunatly however, the "task force report on greater openness" is classified as "secret". Liberal losers will have to mind their own damn business today.

1994 -- Hundreds of thousands of islamic terrorist/traitors link hands in Chechnya in human chain to protest Russian invasion. If only one of them had accidentally touched a fallen power line, ROTFLMAO!

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