DECEMBER 13

Fake holiday alert: Today your lazy employees might take a day off, claiming it is a holiday "ST LUCY'S DAY". The first hint that it's a fraud is that it's catholic. The second is that it is supposedly from Scaninavia, a nonexistant continent invented by the liberalmedia.

According to its inventors it is "a day for boisterous winter fun, first sleigh rides of the season. Singing must be loud enough to frighten off the gnomes." Gnomes of course, don't even exist - they died with the dinosaurs during the great flood.

1797 -- Where are the abortion doctors when you need them: poet, satirist, rebel Heinrich Heine born Dusseldorf, Germany. He prophesies: "Wherever they burn books, they will also, in the end burn human beings." This is a lie, good Christians have burned thousands of books and the only people we've burned are demons.

1823 -- (WATADWYNT): William W. How, Anglican (Catholic pretending to be a Christian) clergyman, born. Spends his life spoiling the poor in East London with handouts, devestating their work ethic. An early Satan-rocker, he wrote 50 hymns; "For All the Saints" (which has satanic messages when played backwards) remains one of his most popular.

1908 --Seattle police take Anarchist-feminist (double-hellbound) Emma Goldman into custody after the lock on a closed hall is broken to allow Goldman entry to speak; released when she promises to leave the city.

1916 -- Avalanche kills 10,000 Austrian & Italian troops in 24 hrs in Tyrol. All go straight to heaven for their heroic fight against the demonic enemy.

1917 -- A nation of draft-dodging yellow-bellies, Denmark, recognizes "right" to "conscientious objection" to military service.

1924 -- Death of Samuel Gompers, 74, president & founder of the AFL, in San Antonio, Texas. Goes straight to HELL.

1933 -- Rebellion in Spain - government neutralizes 87 anarchist whiners, jails 700 more.

1937 -- During the Sino-Japanese War, Nanking, the capital of China, falls to patriotic pro-flag Japanese forces as the government of the Chinese republic wisely flees to Hankow, further inland along the Yangtze River.

After capturing the cowardly city, the Japanese army neutralizes 150,000 chinese POWs (the chinese allow homos in the military) plus another 50,000 male civilians, and rapes 20,000 women to death, as commanded by the bible in the book of Ezekiel. All go straight to HELL for not being saved.

1964 -- The civil rights movement is typical liberal divisiveness: Explosion outside a black church in Montgomery, Alabama. Three white men convicted of the bombing -- each got a six month jail sentence. Happily, after 10 days in prison, all were released on probation.

1968 -- Colin Powell is finished his investigation of Mi Lia. He writes that "relations between Americal soldiers and the Vietnamese people are excellent."

1971 -- Namibia: Workers strike because they're lazy. They claim it a strike against the contract labor system, but really they just want to stay at home and listen to rap music.

1971 -- US: White Panther Party founder, John Sinclair (sentenced to 10 years in jail for selling two marijuana joints) is freed by pro-crime liberals.

1978 -- Affermative action is ruthlessly over-running America - even down to the level of coin! Susan B. Anthony dollar, first US coin to honor a woman, issued.

1981 -- Poland: Lazy workers on strike again. Bosses declare martial law to ensure productivity and global competetiveness.

1982 -- Communist United Nations adopts Nuclear Freeze resolution. Step one in their plan to steal YOUR shotgun.

1984 -- Reagan decides to let Nancy light the White House Christmas tree. Confusion follows. "Where's the button? Where do we go?" asks the President.

1988 -- President Reagan delivers his last speech on domestic policy. He denies that the deficit was caused by his tax cuts and defense spending increases, blaming it on journalists.

1998 -- Puerto Rican voters vote "none of the above". Thank goodness these backward people have Americans nearby to tell them what to do.

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