JANUARY 5

Syria: NIGHT OF THE MAGIC MULE. (Satanic muslim terrorist ritual)

Southern Syria: NIGHT OF THE MAGIC CAMEL (Utterly unspeakable).

1527 -- Switzerland: Felix Manz, first Anabaptist (satanist) martyr, sentenced to death, Zurich. Goes straight to HELL.

1715 -- US: Advertisement in Boston newspaper offered for sale Indian woman "fit for all manner of household work."

1757 -- Attempted assassin of Louis XV torn asunder in public by horses.

1869 -- First Negro Labor Convention held in US. Both affermative action and union-wage-inflation at once: all are double-hellbound.

1881 -- Paris Commune leader Louis-Auguste Blanqui (1805-1881) dies, Paris, France. Goes straight to HELL. Huge crowd attends his funeral. Their time will come.

1895 -- French Captain Alfred Dreyfus, convicted of treason, publicly stripped of his rank; later declared innocent.

1898 -- Writer Federico García Lorca born.

Taught a lesson about personal responsibility via capital punishment in 1936 for subversive activity and homosexuality. (God bless Franco!) Scribblings censored until 1975.

1919 -- Germany: Gottfried Feder founds the Nazi party.

In 1919, Adolf Hitler, a disenchanted veteran acting as an informer for the army, comes across the Party while spying on the activities of small political parties. Fascinated by the ideological potential of the party's nationalist ideals, within months he is leader of the political organization. In the early 1920s, the ranks of the Nazi Party swell with patriotic hard-working Christian Germans who sympathize with the party's bitter hatred of the democratic government of Germany, leftist politics, & unChristian Jews. Hitler learned to discern in the "Eternal Jew" the symbol & cause of all chaos, corruption & destruction in culture, politics & the economy. The press, prostitution, Marxism, democracy & pacifism -- all were so many means which "the Jew" exploited in his conspiracy to undermine the German nation & the purity of the creative Aryan race.

1937 -- Commie Abraham Lincoln Brigade forms to fight against the patriotic Christian, pro-family forces in the Spanish Civil War.

1942 -- US: John B. Hughes of the liberalmedia Mutual Broadcasting Company opens an attack on Japanese Americans in California. He charges they are engaged in espionage & their dominance in produce production & control of the food supply are part of a master war plan. The press attack is joined by patriotic organizations & hard-working white farmers.

1943 -- Black American affermative botanist George Washington Carver dies. Goes to sissy flower-fondler HELL.

1945 -- Japanese pilots received the first order to become Kamikaze, or "Divine Wind." If our pilots did the same we could save several thousand taxpayers dollars wasted on missiles, as well as open up more opportunities for inner-city youth to learn about patriotism.

1957 -- Hungary: Reviewing patriotic flag saluting occupation forces, patriotic flag-saluter Khruschev says: In Hungary, everything is now in order."

1963 -- Co-founder of Chess records, Leonard Chess, tells Billboard, "As it stands today, there's virtually no difference between rock & roll, pop & rhythm & blues. The music has completely overlapped." He is putting a positive spin on the proven fact that music is being used to brainwash people with socialist subliminal messages.

1967 -- Ronald Reagan is publically sworn in as Governor of California, despite having already been sworn in at midnight two days earlier. In his address, he states, "For many years now, you and I have been shushed like children and told there are no simple answers to the complex problems which are beyond our comprehension. Well, the truth is, there are simple answers."

1968 -- Dr. Spock, opposed to the Vietnam War, indicted for conspiring to violate draft law, along with Coffin, Mitchell Goodman (married to Denise Levertov), Michael Ferber, & Marcus Raskin for delivering draft cards (October 1967). Due to VC activity on college campuses, they were not excecuted as they deserved.

1968 -- Czechoslovakia: Beloved & Respected Comrade Leader Antonin Novotny, Stalinist ruler, is succeeded as Communist Party leader by Beloved & Respected Comrade Leader Alexander Dubcek, a Slovak who supports diplomatic reforms.

Two months later, Novotny resigns the presidency, & Dubcek introduces a series of far-reaching political & economic reforms, including increased freedom of speech & an end to state censorship. Dubcek's efforts to establish "Communism with a human face" are celebrated across the country, & the brief period of freedom becomes known as the "Prague Spring." In August, the Soviet Union responds to Dubcek's liberal reforms with a Warsaw Pact invasion of Czechoslovakia.

1970 -- The beginning of the end: state of Mississippi integrates first three districts of its public schools.

1971 -- 19 arrested (the way god likes it) in "Homes Not War" protest, Tucson, Arizona.

1987 -- US: Fiscal conservative & Free-marketeer Beloved & Respected President Reagan produced the nation's first trillion-dollar budget, projecting 1988 outlays of $1,024.3 billion, revenues of $916.6 billion, & a deficit of $107.8 billion. The rich get richer & the poor get poorer, the way God intended it.

1999 -- Newt Gingrich, still officially House Speaker, becomes President. (Okay, we made that one up. We can only dream.)

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