The following is a collection of jumbo sized animations. All are funny, all are well worth the wait. If you have a racy T1 line, good for you. If you are running a dial up, go grab a beer (okay, T1 should do the same). Upon taking in these portlay animations you'll be happy with yourself for your display of patience.



Blather Mouth

George likes to hold up a few single dollar bills and attempt to regurgitate all of the "vision" buzz words he has been told to say. Why does George hold up less dollar bills than fingers on one hand? Because that is as high as he can count without making a mistake.

courtesy of Wideline Mike







On the Oprah show, George said he thinks he is smarter than most people. Most people are more capable of forming complete thoughts an dcoherent sentences. George's IQ probably matches the amount of electoral votes in Wyoming. That quantity is three.

courtesy of Wideline Mike





Bab's Boy



courtesy of Wideline Mike